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Little Witch Academia 2017-01-19 10:44:01 Post No. 152426302
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So what do Witches do for the Community anyway?
Do they help to find magic related solutions against problems like famine, poverty and war?.
Or do they just stay secluded in their own little secret club?
Is the Manbavaran family evil and if yes, what is their end-game?
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So what do scholars and scientists do for the Community anyway?
Do they help to find science related solutions against problems like famine, poverty and war?.
Or do they just stay secluded in their own little university?
Maybe we should ban education.
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>>152426341
Education today is just feminist brainwashing anyways
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>>152426341
I donĀ“t think comparing scientists and witches is that simple.
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>>152426302
Yes, it's just a glass bead game, with shadowy funding.
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>>152426302
Sucy a best, fuck all y'all haters.
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>>152426411
If magic was real there's no reason why it wouldn't be used and studied in the same way as natural sciences. If anything it seems to be much more rewarding in terms of real world benefits.
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>>152426302
They leech off the system and collect welfare, like all academics.
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>>152426469
Despite magic not being real, it was used and studied in the same way as natural sciences.
You could make a point that without the study of magic, modern science would not exist.
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>>152426467
Her haters are memester contrarians. This is evident from LWA thread long before the anime hype hit the board. Sucy is best witch, and Diana is worse simply for being nomralfag, and entry level waifu bait.
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>>152426411
except it is. If magic was real, you'd expect R&D and Engineer type roles, plus academics, etc. It would fit right into the 'science' category.
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>>152426496
This. People don't know their history if they think 'magic/alchemy' research was pointless. Knowledge grows so slowly at first.
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>>152426341
An actual useful reply, is this /a/?
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sushi is my waifu
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>>152426302
They make us fap.
Sucy and her family are evil and they want us to fap.
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>>152426302
They make us fap.
Sucy and her family are evil and they want us to fap.
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Can we keep the Akko bullying to a minimum this time? Akko isn't feeling too well today
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>>152426883
But akko is always genki genki
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>>152426883
Akko's a stupid head
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>>152426883
>>152426959
>>152426970
This is not an Akko thread.
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>>152426302
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PINOY PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>152426981
Splendid!
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>>152426981
Butt posting now!
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>Akko is at least 7 feet tall
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>>152426804
Burger is mine.
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>>152427060
How do you even come to this conclusion?
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>>152426533
Both witches are pretty bitchy. And both are uber cute.
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>>152427129
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>>152427330
wut
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>>152427330
So she's taller than some little kids playing video games.
Okay.
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>>152427330
wtf is this, learn some anatomy, jesus.
You've made akko's hip start way too low
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>>152427425
Don't use emoticons on /a/.
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>>152427330
Of course. How silly of me.
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>>152426302
I want Sucy to jerk me off with her hair and take my load in her mouth, swallowing it.
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>>152427330
Sorry but don't quit your dayjob.
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>>152427632
That's if she'd even talk to you. Sucy is bitchy to people she hasn't met.
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>>152427632
But her hair is too pure to be used like that, anon.
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So what happened after the trigger guy visited and was apparently banned by the mods?
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>>152427632
>swallowing it
no, she would spit it into a vial and use it in a potion
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>>152427829
Mods apologized an hour later.
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>>152427829
stopped give a fuck about this shithole?
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>>152427846
now that's a surprise.
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Expectations for the next episode?
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>>152427846
post thread please
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>Diana has surged ahead in the last 24 hours
>she is now tied with Amanda
This has to be because of what Tattun said.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12121312/r
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>>152427882
>>152333795
Not sure if his replies are still deleted.
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>>152427882
Go look in the archives.
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>>152427907
well lads
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So would you still like Sucy if someone shaved her head?
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>>152428174
she still has those sleepy eyes so sure.
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>>152428174
No, I like her hair the most. I'd probably move on to Diana.
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>>152428188
That makes me think, Sucy with short hair, someone should draw that.
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>>152428174
It will grow back. I would get her a nice wig to wear until it did.
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>>152428174
>implying she doesn't know hairgrowth spell
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>>152428174
only if that someone then glued her hair to her chin and also gave her a curly waxed mustache
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>>152426302
Do male practitioners of magic exist in any way?
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New card. What do you think?
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>>152428623
Probably. Maybe the guy in the OP can shed some light unto that.
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>>152428623
Seems so, the show often mentions "famous wizards" and talks about wizardry so don't be surprised if they come out with a Little Wizard Academia.
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>>152426302Where are people watching the preview I can't find I even tried niconico
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>>152428086
Seems that mods also started outsourcing their work to the Philippines.
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>>152428663
I prefer van patten's card to Akko's.
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one girl is missing
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>>152428755
no bully
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>>152428781
Mods are made for bullying.
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>>152428762
n-nice
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>>152428623
Male and female spellcasters are trained in different facilities because of sexual dimorphism
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>>152429047
Can't you just make the boys wear skirts and teach them in the ways of witchcraft?
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>>152429067
they're not degenerates
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>>152427902
why are newfags so obsessed with proxypoll?
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>>152429090
The inquisition disagrees with you.
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>>152429097
They started lurking in a time when it was being spammed everywhere. Now they think polls are a natural part of anonymous posting.
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>>152429067
Heterosexual relationships of any kind are known to inhibit potential in spellcaster-trainees, sorry.
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>>152429047
>Boys are already enrolled at Luna Nova
>But they have to drink a feminization-potion while on school grounds
Just like one of my Japanese anime.
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>>152429131
You can make homo-flirting a non negotiable part of the curriculum.
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>>152429097
it's just a bit of fun
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>>152429133
If their mind stays the same, won't that create a a large gayness problem on campus?
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>>152427829
>>152427882
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>>152429225
>a large gayness problem
What problem?
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>>152429225
How exactly would that be a problem?
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>>152429225
Silly anon, girls can't be gay.
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I love Diana! I love haughty girls!
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>>152429361
You are not alone.
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>>152429407
I love her "Hmf! You are lower than me" personality.
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>>152429527
I like the type but it also needs something more to go with it. Hopefully she'll get some more depth with more episodes.
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>>152429572
We just got episode 2, be more patient.
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>>152427330
>a middle schooler is taller than 7-9 year old boys
woah....
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>>152427753
You should say - find real job NEET - istead.
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SHAYNEE AURKUUU!
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>>152427829
Trigger guy left us for Reddit and is now planning on doing an AMA there
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Would Akko steal Ursula's underwear if she knew she was shiny chariot?
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>>152430000
PSHEW
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>>152430255
Stop lying.
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>>152430255
https://twitter.com/Trigger_Tattun/status/821978213664464897
don't spread your lies faggot
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>>152430284
Certainly, she would also graduate from her nopan lifestyle.
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>>152428663
Impressive, very nice.
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>>152430284
akko: PANTSU RAID!!! WOOO! LETS PEEK ON THE GIRLS IN THE LOCKERS TOO!! YAHOO!!
lotte: this is an all girls school akko.
akko: I KNOW! isnt it great!? hehehe
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>>152430284
Akko is someone who thinks that if you believe something hard enough, it will come true.
She wouldnĀ“t do something so underhanded to get Ursulas attention.
She would try to confess her feelings to Ursula and give her theShiny Rod.
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>>152430425
>She wouldnĀ“t do something so underhanded to get Ursulas attention.
Who said it's about getting attention? She'd just sniff it while masturbating at night. Or maybe use it as a napkin or lend it to Lotte when she needs to clean her glasses.
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>>152430418
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>Trigger bases a new student off a witch from your country's (or your the country of your ancestors) folklore
Who is she?
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>>152430693
My country supposedly looks like a witch riding a pig. If that's anything.
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>>152430693
>based off of Baba Yaga
>rides a mortar and pestle instead of a broom
>noticeably long nose
>grayish hair
>shark teeth
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>>152429256
So did anyone read this?
What motivated Akko to slap Diana's butt?
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>>152428663
Eggshell?
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>>152431001
i don't think it's scanned
teri terio is a god though
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>>152431001
The butt itself.
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>>152431040
in >>152429256 I said "give me the fucking source" in response to the crop of the butt slap itself, which was from a scan
so it has to be somewhere
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>>152431001
>What motivated Akko to slap Diana's butt?
What kind of question is that?
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>>152431073
Unless it's a photograph of the physical copy he has lying there, rather than a scan.
That would be implied by the source he gave.
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>>152431073
nigga you can see in the post you quoted that it's a photo of a physical thing
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>>152431001
What wouldn't?
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>>152431190
>>152431218
lord you made me load this fuck huge thread
This is what I mean by the scan
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What is she making? Is it a lesbian potion?
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>>152431353
Reverse searching the image doesn't give me any interesting results. It hurts to think there is a scan of this somewhere we can't find it.
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>>152431032
nah that's van patten's card
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>>152431426
anti-shitposting potion
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>>152431466
Maybe our friends over at 2ch know?
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>>152429256
>>152431353
Who's touching her butt? Akko?
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>>152431536
Supposedly, since it's someone in the school uniform and there's no one else in the room
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>>152431466
If it has an official manga, chances are you can easily rip the kindle version from amazon.
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>>152431001
It's impossible not to touch that amazing butt.
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>>152431555
Well, if you look at the two images posts. Akko doesn't have the long sleeve robe on in the first half of the page, and the one touching Dia's butt has a robe on.
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They are searching for the Root OP. They are glorified magic philosophers.
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Why is Akko ruining Diana's purity?
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>>152431512
Maybe they do, someone could ask them. Or rather, let's exchange the recent discovered moonrunes for the lost raws of LWA manga, it's a good a trade in my opinion.
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>>152431598
Huh you might be right. I assumed that was the sleeve thing but it does look like a robe.
Some sort of butt-groping spooky ghost touched Diana, and she thought it was Akko?
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>>152426341
science got us computer and internet
so, there's that
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Episode titles:
3. Don't stop me now
4. NightFall
5. Luna Nova and the White Dragon
6. The Fountain of Polaris
We know episode 8 is the Sucy episode due to an animator.
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>>152431674
It's probably her >>152431426
She always wears the robe.
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>>152431668
Then let's do it. Do they even speak english though? I feel like there's a bigger chance of some of them understanding english than one of us knowing japanese.
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>>152431731
Lotte episode when?
Also thanks anon
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>>152431731
>don't stop me now
I'll bet 300 pounds that Freddie Mercury makes a guest appearance
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>>152431745
Lotte is episode 4.
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>>152431731
Wonder if there's gonna be an episode with a similar plot to Kill La Kill's filler episode
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>>152431784
the jingle of the song should at least make it there.
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Is this anime a Japanese equivalent of The Worst Witch?
>Both Atsuko Kagari and Mildred Hubble don't come from a family of witches and are bumbling fools who manage to somehow save the day
>Both Lotte Yanson and Maud Moonshine are the loyal best friend in glasses
>Both Sucy Manbavaran and Enid Nightshade are tricksters
>Both Diana Cavendish and Ethel Hallow are the stuck-up bitch from long line of powerful witches>tfw you were the only person on your continent to watch The Worst Witch
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>>152431789
Episode 3: Akko wants to learn how to fly a broom to participate in the Luna Nova broom race and beat Diana.
Episode 4: Lotte is excited because there will be an special event to commemorate the release of the new volume of NightFall and she may meet the elusive writer.
From the summary, so yeah expect Lotte for episode 4
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>>152431353
Yes, how do you know it's a scan and not a photograph?
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>>152431904
>The Worst Witch
what's that, Sucy got her own movie?
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>>152431562
From what I gathered, it never got a proper manga release, and it was released on monthly UltraJump during 2015. I tried to find these raws instead but I couldn't find anything save for a few recent issues from 2016.
>>152431742
>Do they even speak english though?
I doubt it, but I'm sure there's at least one /a/non here who could try to speak in japanese.
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>>152431978
I'm gonna kill you my man
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>>152431726
Yes, but has science given us anything good?
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>>152431996
No, it got a proper manga release and it's on Amazon JP.
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>>152432023
medicine?
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>>152432032
Link? I'm looking for it but can't find
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>>152431978
And tv show, which is getting rebooted this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXi6zx6QzVo
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>>152432040
>autism venom
>good
nice try, reptilian
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>>152432040
Thanks to that we now have super viruses that resist all treatment.
Thanks, science.
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>>152432032
Link please,so I can buy it.
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>>152431978
Nice
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>>152431978
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>ATTEMPTED MURDER
>STOLEN VALOR
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>>152432101
Fuck you, anon.
I laughed way too hard at this.
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>>152432101
dammit Jill
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>>152432105
I want her to sit on my lap
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>>152432023
Maxwell's equations make my dick hard.
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>>152432101
DELET
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NECROMANCER WHEN
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>>152432176
You are shitposting.
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>>152432181
INFERNUUU
COPPUUU
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>>152432077
Once you buy it please upload it for all of us
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>End of credits
>See this
IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED, THE WITCHES ARE HERETICS AND PART OF A CHAOS CULT
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>>152432171
I don't think thats the right one anon
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>>152427836
"Semen of virgin man"
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>>152432101
Stop this...
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>>152432225
It's the druidic triple spiral, you uneducated swine
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>>152432305
EVEN OUR ANCESTORS WERE CULTISTS.
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>>152428174
I will never stop loving Sucy.
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>>152430693
>Hausaland (Nigeria for you oyinbos)
>Hates sunlight
>Can create lots of mouths with sharp teeth on her body
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>>152432229
Maybe it has more than just 1 chapter?
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>>152432101
Remove this now.
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Akko is a brat!
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I really like how they didn't make Diana unlikeable even though she is the high class smartass
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>>152432571
>even entertaining the thought of Diana ever being unlikable
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>>152432023
science could save your mom's life when I destroy her pussy tonight
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>>152432229
It's the right one, it just begins with the one-shot.
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>>152432713
Only 500 yen though?
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>>152432760
500 yen is a pretty average price for manga in Japan.
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>>152432760
That sounds reasonable for a digital manga.
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>>152432760
That's what manga costs in Japan. Look at every other release, it costs the same.
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>>152427902
>This has to be because of what Tattun said.
What did he say?
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>>152432792
>>152432793
>>152432807
then how the fuck hasn't anyone bought it and scanned the entire thing already
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>try to use google translate to send a tweet to a jap on twitter
>it just converts the english syllables into katakana and not the japanese for the word
what sort of retardation is this
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I want Constanze now
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>>152432845
Google translate has improved significantly for European languages in recent years, but it's making almost no process at all with Japanese and Chinese.
I can sorta understand why, but the disparity in progress is rather striking.
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>>152432825
To my defense, I live in a country, where having a credit card is rather unusual and amazon.jp doesn't accept payment via bank or paypal (obv.).
The manga hasn't surfaced on mandarake yet.
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>>152432825
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>>152432885
>where having a credit card is rather unusual
Is your country in Africa?
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>>152432885
can we ask these slanty eyed gooks from 2ch to do us all a solid?
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>>152432434
It has several chapter.
First one already been scanlated.
Second one is about making Golem and Diana being Tsun for Akko.
Third one has Akko and Diana team up to fight an invisible enemy and more Diana being Tsun for Akko.
Fourth is about Sucy and how she tries to search for familiar in her hometown. Oh also she can make face other than her deadpan face. And she has siblings.
5th is Lotte singing and ships.
All your google game is weak af. It's literally on the first page of result.
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>>152432926
Nah, we'll need to offer something in return.
What do we got?
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>>152432963
the moonrunes
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>Who the fuck left their fish here....
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>>152432974
They already went public and therefore have no value as a tradable entity.
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>>152432963
Moonrunes? They liked it a lot.
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>>152432920
I live in the formerly German Caliphat of Al-Almanya.
Most banks charge outrageously for a credit card around here.
'have to look around, if there is some kind of pre-paid version without monthly/yearly fees.
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>>152432929
>Akko and Diana team up to fight an invisible enemy
is the invisible enemy the one who grabbed Diana's dianas?
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>>152432929
How the fuck has the rest never be scan, we've been missing out the whole time.
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>>152433002
Yes.
>>152433006
What is stopping you from going out and grab the tank right now?
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>>152432881
Japanese grammar relies heavily on implied context. For example in English we might name a topic at the beginning of a conversation and then reference it throughout by using words like "it" as the grammatical subject. In Japanese you mention the topic once and then it is implied thereafter until the topic changes, meaning that a sentence in Japanese does not require a grammatical subject; the only thing a Japanese sentence requires to be grammatically correct is a verb and even that can be left out as implied sometimes.
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>>152433200
lack of a credit card, not to mention lack of a kindle
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>>152432929
What did you search? "little witch academia manga raw" gave me nothing.
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>>152426302
They keep magical dangers on check, like that giant of the second ova.
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>>152433219
There is such a thing as kindle for PC, but I didn't see a kindle version.
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>>152433219
Well there is a Jap book retailer in my city but everything is exp af. They must have charged like 5$ for the shipping of each book.
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>>152430693
Not much folklore about witches here, only story about a witch I remember is about one that leaves her skin and everything else in an earthen pot and goes to cause problems in the form of a cloaked skeleton.
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>>152433247
If that was the case, anyone with enough firepower could be a witch.
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>>152430693
>Who is she?
Amanda.
Ireland actually has a rather rich folklore of witches, but not the kind that translates well into a cute girl anime.
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>>152430693
>Swiss
We have a lot of witches, generally known for making hail that ruined crops.
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>>152433686
Why do witches hate crops so much?
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>>152433745
Fuck wheat.
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>>152433745
i think they hate people not crops
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>>152433768
That's witch talk!
Burn the witch!
>>152433804
Why not kill the people then?
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>>152433745
people who hate people hate crops.
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>>152426341
>Do they help to find science related solutions against problems like famine, poverty and war?
Yes nigga.
They just get ignored.
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>>152433825
starvation is a pretty sure way to maek people suffer
dead people don't suffer (well they might but you can't do it)
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>>152433942
>starvation is a pretty sure way to maek people suffer
I suppose it's also a good way if you want to indirectly kill people without drawing attention to yourself.
Why aren't any of the LWA witches evil like most the witches of old? Shouldn't at least some of them be evil?
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>>152434010
Sucy's close to evil
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>>152434010
Maybe that will be the main villain of the show, some witch gone off the track and destroying towns and shit.
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>>152433745
Some of them lack crops of their own.
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>>152434221
Flat-chested witches are an affront to nature.
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>>152433468
Dominican? The one you gotta destroy with salt, right?
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I
WANT
TO
LAY
WITH
LOTTE
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>>152434619
You're into boys? That's so gay
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>>152434619
Lotte only wants todrink herself to death like a good Finnso you're out of luck.
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>>152434658
Do you think lotte watchesprofessional dota?
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>>152434619
Lotte is pretty cute for a boy. Those red shoes especially make her look like a real girl.
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>>152432850
You're not alone.
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>>152434010
Sucy's pretty immoral, it would probably only take a little push to make her into a slavic style babyeater witch
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>>152434489
Nope, caribbean country though, I guess we share some legends and folklore.
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>>152434658
I bet it'd be fun to get wrecked with Lotte. Wonder what her favourite drink is?
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>>152434658
If I could get drunk with Lotte I would be so happy
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>>152434822
>episode where all the witches drink together
>amanda and lotte have a drinking contest
>amanda gets hammered fast while lotte barely feels anything
>>152434838
I want to make Diana drink shots of vodka, and get really embarassed at her drunk state
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>>152434768
Should I die before sunday, make sure to enjoy her for me.
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>>152430693
>a student gets based off of Koschei the DeathlessI know he's a wizard and not a witch, bit he's the only one I could think of
>she's a tall ass lanklet
>an absolute madwoman
>believes that stripping completely nude unlocks her full magical power
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>>152434822
Salmiakki shots.
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>>152434805
Trinidad?
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>>152434822
>drink
>implying she doesn't get vodka straight from the source by eating fermented potatoes
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>>152434857
>amanda and lotte have a drinking contest
Eh, Amanda is only Irish-American. Lotte would win hands down.
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slav witch when
burger witch when
italian witch when
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>>152435117
Amanda is the burger witch
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>>152435117
Jasminka is the slav witch
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>>152435117
How bout West African Voodoo witch
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>>152435238
Jasminka's a Slav? Shit, I though she was fuckin' Dutch.
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>>152435183
but jas is the one who eats burgers
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>>152435346
She's Russian.
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>>152435504
>Russians
>not Asian
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>>152435546
go look up a population map of russia
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>>152433942
People rarely die of pure starvation. what happens is your immune system shuts down and the firstJapanese Coldthat comes your way will kill ya.
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to clarify i mean russia is culturally eastern european far more than they are asian
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>>152431978
delete this
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>
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Please post happy Akko pics.
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>>152436675
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Oh, for fuck's sake. There's no way to watch this legally yet?
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>>152436675
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>>152436675
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>>152436788
Fly to Japan.
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>>152436788
Be Japanese
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>>152436845
I just got back from Japan. If I'd known Netflix was going to drag ass on this maybe I would've stayed there.
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>>152436675
Do webms count?
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>>152436832
>>152436879
Thank you.
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>>152436943
Bonus Akko!
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>>152437011
Akko is the cutest witch.
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>>152437011
Wow, that's a big image. Might want to scale it down a little.
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>>152437057
No need to be a sarcastic cunt.
>>152437011
Here, anon I fixed it for you.
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>>152437011
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>>152437112
Thank you very much, I fucked up.
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>>152426411
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
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>>152437206
and the corollary, 'any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology'
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>>152437206
I donĀ“t think science can create matter or life from literally nothing/black matter
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>>152433607
Do you think her house has a stripper pole?
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>>152437504
You forgot "yet". Somehow all we see was created from nothingness and we still don't know how.
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>>152437529
Yeah, most likely in her bedroom. You don't get that good unless you practice every day.
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So the new series
>Makes Ursula look like a bumbling idiot
>Diana now openly likes Akko
>Implies strongly as fuck that Ursula is Shiny Chariot, like it shoves it in your face at every turn
I don't like this new series senpai.
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>>152437692
>complaining about show for 10 y.o. kids
Hide the thread then and don't watch the show.
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>>152426727
Kill yourself.
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>>152436675
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>>152437692
>
Intentionally.
>
Considering how many people think she's a bitch, no.
>
Not really, and it was obvious in the first OVA too.
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>>152437692
>she's only pretending
>she has a soft spot for a fellow chariotfag
>the mystery is why she quit, not that she is shiny
I like it
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leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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>>152430693
I already have one. Her name is Sucy.
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>>152432101
Nice
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>>152438004
>that pic
What did you mean by this?
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Hnng I love this series so much.
How often do new episodes come out?
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>>152438004
I now want to see a LWA comic drawn by Makani and written by valve writers in the same comedic style as the TF2 comics.
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>>152438066
Lurk more you fucking newfags, I swear
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>>152438066
>How often do new episodes come out?
Nobody knows, you have to catch them quick or they'll run away!
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Lotte is best witch. It sucks that she isn't popular as everyone else, but I guess sometimes greatness is overlooked.
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>>152438066
>How often do new episodes come out?
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>>152438142
Nice people are usually overlooked but I love her. 10/10 would be friends with.
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>>152438142
DonĀ“t worry anon, weĀ“ll see her true powerlevel eventually.
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>>152438066
>How often do new episodes come out?
The amount of newfags in these threads defies belief.
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>>152438284
>>152438091
>>152438093
>>152438158
It's only a joke bros.
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>>152438530
Fuck off
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>>152438530
You are the joke.
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>>152438066
This is the newest I've ever seen. You must be new to just television in general, either that or calendars.
I guess that's what we get for living in a world with mobile phones, computers and the internet.
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Constanze is my new, contrarian favorite. I have a big thing for thick eyebrows, bows, and pony tails.
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>>152438284
>>152439100
Abloobloobloo
Are you gonna answer the fucking question or not?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>152439610
Five seconds of googling answers your question you fucking autist
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>>152439610
How often do new episode of pretty much anything on TV come out?
Don't think too hard about it, you'll risk overheating your brain.
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>>152439610
How hard is it to google the name of a TV show or look it up on MAL?
I'm not even an /a/ elitist, but holy fuck, you better be baitin'.
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>>152439610
Google it retard
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>>152439529
I am drawing raunchy porn of the small german womanlet as we speak
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So, anon. Are you ever going to post the scans of the first few chapters you found?
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>>152439610
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>152439610
Don't listen to these meanies. A new episode comes out every month months. It takes a lot of time to animate something of this quality, so be sure to check back on /a/, you know, every months.
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>>152439610
Anyone who replies with
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
below this line is a massive fucking retard that deserves to banned.
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>>152439610
since I'm gonna get put in the screencap I'm just gonna say that thiccest witch is best witch
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>>152439994
That sounds great!
I wouldnĀ“t mind some art of Sucys mommy either.
>>
Will Sushio ever stop being obsessed with fucking Mako and KLK characters? Shit was like 3 or 4 years ago now move on.
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>>152440837
will anon abandon his waifu?
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>>152441043
I don't have one and never had in around 20 years on watching anime.
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>>152441059
i think you missed my point
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>>152440837
Sushio would never abandon Mako. In fact I am certain we will see her in the next episode somewhere in the background. His love for her is stronger than any real relationship could be.
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>>152441206
Pretty sure Sushio's favorite is Satsuki though.
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>>152441744
Are you drunk?
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>>152433211
I actually recall that one linguist described English's need for a subject as, "pathological". As in, it needs a subject even when there isn't one. For example, "It is raining". The "it" in that sentence doesn't actually refer to anything, since the weather is simply a process that happens, and not one ascribed to any agent. But since English requires a subject in all cases whatsoever, we stick an "it" in there.
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>>152439610
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1zrgcQORE
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>>152441981
I hate Akkofor not being real
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>>152439610
And you guys complain about mods doing their job.
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>>152442109
Oh please. The mod who banned Tattun is still an enormous faggot.
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>>152439610
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Life is good
Thank you mods
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>>152427902
What did Tattun say?
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>>152431074
>What motivated Akko to slap Diana's butt?
>Dianass
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>>152428086
Should have exposed the mod and made him grovel for forgiveness and make a personal apology to Tattun.
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>>152439610
Thank you mods.
But we still remember what happen in other thread.
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>>152442694
Tattuns favorite witch is Diana.But that isnĀ“t saying much, because he actually ranked Jasminka pretty high.
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>>152442694
He's a massive Dianafag. Basically shit taste.
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>>152442694
Diana>>>>>Amanda/Jasminka>everyone else
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>>152442806
Sucy cute. Sucy cute. Sucy cute.
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>>152442806
>>152442809
>>152442842
He has great taste.
>>
Akko will be a prophet to the eldritch truth
she will peel back the layers of her own perception and see the world as it truly is
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>>152439610
Nice.
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>>152442936
Why Akko though? SheĀ“s a total normie.
Sucy actually looks like she could be a cultist, let her deal with the Eternal Darkness
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>>152443223
the gap i guess
it would certainly be different to see a genki idiot turn actually crazy
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>>152442926
Tattun has refined and sophisticated taste.
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>>152442936
If Akko saves the world she'll probably do it accidentally.
She'll grow up to be the revered grand mage of Luna Nova, respected by everyone, and she won't know what she's doing or how she got there.
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>>152443488
>i need save world
>rod not working why???
>akko you need believe!
>ok!! i believe!
>and world is save
BRAVO TRIGGER
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>>152443520
AOTY
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>>152443520
It's all about believing anon. If you believe in yourself you can do it and make the rod work!
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>>152443520
That's literally going to be every episode.
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>>152443520
Believe in the heart of the cards!
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>>152443520
fuck now I want to remake the ANDREY CHIPENKO copypasta into an LWA version but chances are nobody will get the joke and I'll get banned for shitposting
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>>152443614
You can make Gurren Lagann jokes and at least you won't get banned.
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>>152443520
>>152443488
>implying it won't end with the British Army storming Luna Nova due to the machinations of a UN conspiracy to use Shiny Arc to start 3rd Impact
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>>152443788
I find it much more reasonable that either Luna Nova is literally unreachable by muggles or they have an arragement with the government already like in HP.
>>
why is the next episode so far away
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>>152443923
Because time is linear and humans are weak.
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>>152443923
We're already closer to the next one than we are the previous one, just sit tight.
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>>152443223
Sucy is smart though, she knows to be cautious around weird alien shit. Anybody you can't make into a maddened extremist isn't a good fit.
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>>152443488
Pretty much, by the end of the show I'm sure her entire spell repertoire will consist only of the spells from her trading cards instead of any that she actually learned from the classes.
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>>152427330
>not putting her heel on the ground
learn to break parallel gubnik
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>>152439610
Gracias mods.
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>>152429527
but she's not like that at all
it's ok to be a fetishist but she was nothing but polite to akko, her friends were the real bitchy ones
>>
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>>152442842
Ursula was second you dum dum.
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Amanda when?
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>>152444759
t minus 3 days
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>>152444759
next episode
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>>152442936
>>152443223
Akko would make a cuter nutter
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>>152444696
>it's ok to be a fetishist but she was nothing but polite to akko, her friends were the real bitchy ones
Her tone was pretty arrogant, and she let her lackies say whatever they wanted. If she actualy was polite, she would have show a little less arrogance and wouldn't have let those two throw shit all over it.
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>>152444963
By that merit, Sucy and Lotte are terrible friends for not saying anything in Akko's defense. Fuck your idiot logic.
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>>152445202
that's because they know the last people who stood up to Diana "dropped out" of the school or were "expelled"
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>>152445202
Lotte is shy but Sucy actually is a massive bitch in the anime.
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>>152445235
I would go as far as to say that Sucy has some kind of disorder
probably autism, and I'm only half joking
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>>152426619
Fun fact; the scientific method was originally created to give a coherent and consistent structure to magic/alchemy. It simply proved to be the proper process required to move beyond to pure science.
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>>152445288
no, she's probably just a sociopath
her character development is going to be "ok i'm not going to axe murder you after all"
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>>152445235
when was sucy NOT a massive bitch?
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>>152444963
Diana is probably a high tier autist that got very good at hiding her powerlevel. She doesn't speak up to the bitches who follow her because she's too beta
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>>152445202
>By that merit, Sucy and Lotte are terrible friends for not saying anything in Akko's defense.
Thats fucking true though. You on something, son?
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>>152445357
So Diana is also shy.
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>>152445354
She was a total bro (female) in the movie, understanding that Akko's outburst was just baseless anger and stayed calm. Back then you could construe that her experimenting on Akko was just bantz, but now she's plainly a malicious bitch.
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>>152445313
to be fair, it can be easy to confuse the two in some cases.
I lean more towards autism since she has the while potion obsession, far past the point of being all that necessary or logical.
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>>152438066
Every Monday I believe
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>>152445574
>tfw my timezone forces me to have comfy witch monday mornings
I can't exactly complain
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>>152432023
Literally everything
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>>152442806
I want Diana to yell at my dick
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>>152426302
Do I have jungle fever if I like this cutie patootie filipina witch?
>>
>all seven will get unique Shiny Chariot Outfits to save the day
It's weird to see something so cliche be so charming
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>>152445662
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>>152445757
Literally power rangers X madoka
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So far Lotte showed herself
>Mature enough to read Asimov
>Sophisticated enough to appreciate Salmiakki
>Brave enough to eat Surstrƶmming without a problem
>Talented enough to sing/play instruments with magic
>Kind enough to help mudbloods, even if risking her career
>Humble enough to not judge people or open to conclusions openly, waiting things to unfold themselves
Are the other witches even trying?
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>>152445461
She's just antisocial, after Akko saved her in the first episode from the cock she stopped trying to drive her away.
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>>152445861
But she looks like a boy.
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>>152445757
>people still deny LWA is a magical girl anime
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>>152445861
>Kind enough to help mudbloods, even if risking her career
You mean after she tried to tell Akko to fuck off in her nice way, but in the end gave in because she's such a weak fucking sister, Jacob.
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>>152445861
>>152445895
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>>152445733
She's a half-human half-filipino witch. Wouldve been nice if she had nice caramel skin tho
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>>152445868
>literally tried to kill Akko and Lotte to get a feather
Yeah I guess Eliot Rodgers was just antisocial too.
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>>152445895
>big breasts
>cake dresses
>long skirts
>feminine personality
>motherly attention
>a boy
Literally the only thing "boyish" she have is the hair
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>>152445202
>By that merit, Sucy and Lotte are terrible friends for not saying anything in Akko's defense.
They aren't even friends yet, and I don't think there are a lot of people willing to face Diana. On the other hand, Diana shouldn't have any problems dealing with her to minions if she cared to do so. She obviously doesn't.
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>>152445959
Witches have loose moral compasses, that's nothing new.
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>>152426341
>famine
Science answer: learn to farm/you fucked up the land by acting like retards so you're shit out of luck
>poverty
Economics is not a real science
>war
Neither is political science
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>>152445989
Diana is too nice to tell those two off. She's a good girl.
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I want to call Diana cute as gets more and frustrated!
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>>152446019
None of the other characters would do that. Also you're conceding that Sucy is an evil bitch anyway.
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>>152445941
She did not know Akko was that much of a retarded that could not even fly
Regardless of Akko almost killing her, destroying her broom and putting her in a bad spot in front of the entire academy, she never complained or tried revenge
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>>152446040
You are drunk Akko, you can barely post.
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>>152446040
I want her on my lap so I can assault her neck with kisses.
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DIANA IS CUTE
CUTE
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>>152446104
Where did you find this at?
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>>152446050
She has a loose moral compass but if you win her over she'll easily kill for you.
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>>152446104
Is her hair blonde with green stripes or green with blonde stripes?
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>>152446104
>>152446136
Nevermind, it's on twitter. So I missed something.
Man I am enjoying this influx of fantastic Diana art.
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>>152446154
>still moving goalposts
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>>152446092
>not assaulting with nibbles
Look at this non neck biting fetish pleb
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>>152446025
She's not all that bad, but she's a bit of an arrogant bitch. She'll get over it though. Hopefully she got humbled after her screw up with the tree. And if that's not enough, losing that broom race to Akko will do the trick.
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>>152446155
No, she has puffy hair and those stripes are just shadows
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>>152446177
I never set the goals, it was another anon.
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>>152446104
Like all British bitches, all banter and no real action
So far she almost killed a classmate, lied to get status, killed endangered specimens, got wrong conclusions about everything, and yet she thinks she's hot shit
She's just shit
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>>152446249
>she almost killed a classmate
akko's fault for jumping under fire
>lied to get status
misunderstanding
>killed endangered specimens
you mean these parasites that sapped the tree's power?
>yet she thinks she's hot shit
saying Diana is great is like saying Hitler kinda disliked jews
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>>152446249
Is it actually ever confirmed anywhere that Diana is British?
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>>152446306
>m-m-mistake!1!
Diana is a mess
A big fat mess
I say every day, and it's so true. Diana it's a mess!
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>>152446104
Akko will get to kiss this and you won't.
How does that make you feel?
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Have you accepted Ursula as best girl yet?
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>>152446598
Warm and fuzzy, I've given up on myself so the closest thing I can get to a relationship is shipping two characters together.
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>>152446482
Why does /pol/ keep coming to LWA threads?
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>>152446688
they feel entitled since they won
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>>152446598
Since I am going to kiss Akko, does does it count as a 2nd degree kiss from Diana?
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>>152446661
I dislike that they're making her such a pushover in the TV series. She's practically the same as that one soft teacher from Nichijou at this point, which isn't bad, but at this point the trope is feeling a little overplayed to me. I don't remember her being like that in the OVAs, but then again I might just be forgetting because it's been a while.
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>>152427330
this isnt even accurate
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>>152446598
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>>152446249
Akkofag showing his tumblr nature by jumping through hoops to form his "logic"
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>>152446745
The hell is Sucy doing?
Also
>Es_Makito
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>>152446713
From closing pools to closing borders.
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>>152446793
>dianafags talking about logic
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>influx of new Diana art
I'm so glad to be a Dianafag from the start, the wait has been so long.
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>>152446828
she's just so fabulous
like homu
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>>152446793
>she did everything listed
>claims it's false logic
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>>152446661
Shiny Chariot has all the qualities of Ursula, packed into a 10 years younger body still equipped with the power of BELIEVING.
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>>152446776
What did you mean by this?
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>>152446861
>lied
But she never lied.
>tried to correct
>just said "shitsurei" afterwards
>SHE IS TOTALLY LYING GUISE
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I'm just glad the show is getting any attention from the nip drawfags.
OVAs got criminally overlooked.
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>>152446866
Ursula's still pretty fucking OP.
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>>152446916
>It's impossible to correct a person
>hiding truth is not lying
Legal system says otherwise
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>>152437854
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>>152426302
Very late but thank God this is a Sucy thread. Unlike that previous bullshit thread with a bullshit prick. Fucking annoying romancefags.
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>>152446951
Ep.2 pretty much confirms she's still got her mojo, but is hiding her power level for plot reasons.
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>>152446951
Is she really OP tho? I think she is a mid tier witch. Doubt she can do more than the other teachers
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>>152447009
>Ep.2 pretty much confirms she's still got her mojo
When does it confirm this?
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>>152447023
Normal witches can't enter the forbidden forest, let alone get out. She got in and out even without the Shiny Rod. She's freaking OP.
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>>152446916
lies of omission are still lies
but it's fine, she'll apologize soon enough
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>>152447073
>/
shes a professor so could still just be above ravage.,
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>>152446951
>you will never have a gf who can change into a vivacious redhead at will
>>152447069
When she catches the falling books with ease, only to 'stumble' afterwards.
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>>152447069
She catches everything, then does a pratfall after like 2 seconds
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>>152446975
I just got triggered.
Not saying anything is not lying even in the courts, you idiot. This is your fucking right to not say anything. Now you may be held in contempt, but you have a thing called the 5th amendment, and you should probably stop flunking highschool and actually learn the material you fuckface. Do they not teach this to the current generation of inbreds or something? I guess no child left behind is a real thing.
Now, perjury is willful intent to mislead and testify falsely under oath. You're the same level of stupid as people who conflate trademarks and copyrights. I fucking hate this current generation and its permissive nature to let people run with scissors.
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>fags still believe dumbass ursula is shiny chariot
going to el oh el loud as fuck on the thread when the big reveal is that shiny chariot is someone else completely
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>>152447073
>She got in and out even without the Shiny Rod.
Surely that's why she was even there, to plant the rod for Akko to find.
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>>152447130
The Rod came up to Akko on its own. Ursula was pretty surprised when she saw Akko had it.
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>>152447069
She trips, juggles 20 fucking thickass heavy tomes like it was nothing then catches that shit perfectly with perfect balance. Then forces herself to trip afterwards because she notices the other teacher giving her the stinkeye.
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>>152447130
the rod teleported itself in
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>>152447118
It actually depends on context. If you have a legal duty to not withhold important information which could have otherwise prevented damage due to your occupation for example then that is a breach of the law.
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>>152447169
>The Rod came up to Akko on its own.
gigidi
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>>152446975
Legal system says it how, now?
>>152447084
When she attempted to correct, which, an attempt WAS made, there was no lie of omission.
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>>152447130
>sees Akko and Lotte almost falling of a cliff
>'Better start hiding a rod, while another girl gets grilled by a rooster.'
Ursula would never be this cruel towards cute girls.
Plus, she's surprised to see Shiny Rod in Akko's possesion.
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>>152446765
We've seen just two facets of Ursula in the OVAs, which is just her plainness and trying to be a respinsible teacher. Putting aside that she's Shiny Chariot, that is.
Then again, it's being long since I watched the OVAs, but does she interact with her collegues there?
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>>152447258
Not really. OVAs focus on the girls, not the teachers. Her being a klutz is mostly a facade, certainly, but her actual personality is still an unknown. Maybe she is actually this timid, or maybe this frame is a window into her true self. Who knows?
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>>152447351
>yfw Ursula/Shiny Chariot isthe villain
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>>152447222
she didn't finish her sentence, we all knew she COULD have finished it there with "Akko did it."
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>>152447204
Go ahead and explain it to me under the "legal system". Now you're probably talking about something else such as withholding information considered an "obstruction of justice" but, no, it's never considered something like perjury, and also under the legal system, if someone like a lawyer accuses a witness at the stand, there are objections for things like this. I would assume you know this as a fellow law practitioner.
Anyway, breach of law != lying. It is not considered lying under court, for which is the scenario or context you are trying to implicate in this discussion. A violation of a contract's stipulations, yes. But you must prove in court that the person in question carries knowledge for which he or she is believed to be in possession of, and you can't just accuse someone of that.
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>>152447393
>villain
If by villain you mean the wayThe Joywas, then sure. That would be interesting.
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>>152447393
did you just fucking call my wife a villain?
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>>152447169
No, That's how Akko saw it, and so how it was shown to us. The rod didn't come from nowhere.
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>>152447450
Fine, you can believe what you want, no matter how stupid it sounds. I'll "lie" by not saying anymore of my point of view.
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>>152447258
Only here
They didn't change much. We're just seeing more of it, and her acting goofy as an act is a plus because we know she wants them to think about her that way
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>>152447513
she literally stopped in the middle of her sentence dude, you're being silly
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>>152447258
At the beginning of the second OVA the hardass teacher tells her to calm Akko down when she gets all excitable about what's supposed to be her punishment.
There wasn't really enough time for any meaningful interaction between the teachers.
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>>152440797
>Sucy's mom isa snek
nice
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Everything we know about future episodes:
3: Don't stop me now
>Broom race. Amanda's group introduction. Akko gets the cursed broom.
>Storyboard: Masayuki. Animation director: Ikarashi Kai, Kengo Saito
4: NightFall
>Lotte episode about her favorite vampire romance novel. NightFall was featured in the foreshadowing montage. NightFall has been running for over 350 years so the writer is likely a vampire.
>Storyboard: Kazuya Tsurumaki
5. Luna Nova and the White Dragon
6. The Fountain of Polaris
>The Fountain of Polaris appears in both the foreshadowing montage and in Chariot's card game. The card game says that it's hidden in Luna Nova and that it will grant the power of the stars to witches of radiance.
Other information:
Imaishi did storyboard for an episode. Yoshinari said that Imaishi's episode is funny, action packed and has really fast pacing. Yoshinari said in an interview that "it has as much stuff as 3 normal episodes put together *laughs*"
Episode 8 is a Sucy episode (via Twitter animator).
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>>152447118
If you saw a murder and, when asked casually about the fact, run away from the question, or don't answer a thing, you are under suspect and lied in legal terms
The rights about staying quiet is implied under court. Out of it, every bit of occurrence is a prove about guilty or innocence, and omitting truth is a serious aggravating one
Stop pretending you know what you are talking about
>You're the same level of stupid as people who conflate trademarks and copyrights
Oh, so you are that retarded. I'm sorry
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>>152447526
>her acting goofy as an act
kek I need sleep
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>>152447533
Blah blah look at me "lying".
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>>152447557
>350 years of books
That's way too much books. Lotte confirmed for autistic as fuck
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>>152447507
The Rod was summoned by her determination. I don't think that's up to debate. Whether it was buried and came out when Akko showed her willpower or teleported from another location is anyone's guess. I don't think that's important though.
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>>152447559
I don't know why you wasted time pretending to be stupid. It clearly takes away the available posts this thread has left.
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>>152447627
Nice headcanon. Chariot/Ursula is overtly feeding this material to her, this is not up for debate.
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>>152445962
ignore those literal closet-homo retards that think hair is a second sex characteristic. they would rather fuck a long haired man.
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>>152447693
Then explain Ursula looking shocked she had it.
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Ursula is Chariot????
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>>152447747
no. it's a meme.
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>>152447737
doppleganger
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>>152447484
>be company auditor
>see company has a load of losses
>fail to report it because who cares when not saying anything isn't the same as lying
>stakeholders lose all their shekels as a result
>you literally cannot be blamed for anything because you simply did not report losses rather than lying and falsifying figures
?
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>>152447557
>episode 4
>Lotte likes cheesy romance novels
Confirmed for best witch
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>>152443520
This is literally Gurren Lagann-tier writing
>I CANT DO IT!
>TRUST IN THE SPIRAL SOMETHING!
>YAY WE DID IT!
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>>152447819
Oh, anon, I'm sure you know better than this. Stop pretending.
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>>152447557
4 will definitely feature the vampire that was supposed to appear in the parade?
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>>152447557
>Lotte
>reading twilight
I don't think this gonna end well.
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>>152447562
>"Lying by omission includes failures to correct pre-existing misconceptions."
>"Wow diana you fixed this tree how wonderful!"
>"No it wasn't me professor it was-"
>"Of course it was you! who else could it have been?"
>"Uh okay sure then bye"
>not lying by omission
Okay.
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>>152447819
You aren't even trying.
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Constantine will appear next episode right?
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>>152447878
>>152447944
>literally no argument
Do you even know what a legal duty is? I'm not saying it's something every citizen is held to but there are occupations where you literally are not allowed to omit important information. In fact one of the biggest and important ones are lawyers themselves.
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>>152447915
>"Uh okay sure then bye"
Lying to prove your point, good job.
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>>152447985
>Do you even know what a legal duty is?
Of course I do. I only went to school for it. I think you're talking out of ass because of that comment you just said about lawyers.
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>>152447985
The whole point of your idiocy is that what you're referring in your example is indeed a legal duty, and by failing to comply with it you're breaking your legal duty.
It is a completely different and irrelevant case to the argument being had.
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>>152447612
Not 350. Over 350.
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Look at this happy little witch and tell me she's not the best
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484872976310.webm
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>>152447982
Heck yea
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>>152430693
>muh 1500 years of tradition
Diana, stop being a newfag please.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witches_of_Benevento
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>>152447986
>"Lying by omission includes failures to correct pre-existing misconceptions."
>failures to correct pre-existing misconceptions
>she failed to correct teacher's misconception
>not lying by omission
Okay.
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>>152447915
Your mistake is trying to strip context, tone of voice, expression, body language, and emotion from the scene. Can you not interpret what other people think without a written transcript?
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>>152448073
People fail to correct lots of misconceptions despite some attempts made to correct them, it doesn't mean they're lying. I mean, I think you're gay and stupid, and you're failing to correct that.
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>>152448013
If you're a lawyer defending a client accused of murder, and they literally flat out admit to you that they did it, you are not allowed to then make a case that they are innocent and must plead guilty and work from there. I mean sure you could pretend you never heard it, and maybe you could even get away with it, but if a tape comes out showing the confession and it's proved that you failed to mention that your client admitted guilt then you're fucked. Did you learn your law from american soap operas and video games?
>>152448036
Then don't reply, dumbass.
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>>152448084
Apparently the teachers can't interpret it because they still think she did it.
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>>152448131
>If you're a lawyer defending a client accused of murder, and they literally flat out admit to you that they did it, you are not allowed to then make a case that they are innocent and must plead guilty and work from there.
Uh, this is not true at all. Who told you this?
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>>152448059
can't believe this was what amanda was going to look like
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>>152448165
>lawyers are allowed to lie
Who told you this? Or rather, do you live in some third world shithole where this is allowed?
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>>152448131
>you are not allowed to then make a case that they are innocent and must plead guilty and work from there.
Yes, yes you are. I can tell you for a fact that, yes you are allowed and it is also your responsibility as the lawyer to defend the client. It is the burden of the state to prove guilt. Now I know you're full of shit.
>>152448199
They aren't lying. All you're doing is pointing to a question of ethics. They can't lie, but there is a lawyer-client confidentiality that can't intentionally be broken. Now the lawyer may cleverly weave a web toward which the client may admit his or her own guilt, but don't try and tell me shit that I know better than you.
Hell, even fucking Matlock had an episode on this. Goddamn.
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>>152447557
>NightFall has been running for over 350 years
Jesus Christ, wow, Lotte.
>Yoshinari said in an interview that "it has as much stuff as 3 normal episodes put together
It's Imaishi, so it has to be expected.
Things like that are good just for a couple of episodes, so I'm fine with this. Otherwise it would be messya and all over the place like Kill la Kill.
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>>152448366
You're fine with it?
Won't it seem incredibly out of place if it's just one episode?
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>>152447982
What's this? Genderbend fanart.
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>>152448357
If you want to actually go look things up, what you're describing falls under the umbrella of suborning perjury.
A lawyer cannot knowingly encourage of facilitate their client lying under oath. This is a crime. If the client admits guilt in privacy, the lawyer cannot legally support their plea of innocence under oath, as it is a form of knowingly facilitating perjury.
It is a crime, simple as that. Don't do it. If you're studying law and don't know this, please study harder.
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>>152448357
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're confusing this with omitting evidence which could harm your client's standing, which lawyers are allowed to do. If you actually worked as a lawyer instead of getting lessons from Matlock you'd understand that one of the biggest no-no's is asking your client if they actually committed the crime, because if they admit guilt then you've gone and fucked your case up. There could only possibly be an exception where you can try argue that your client is out of their mind and spewing rubbish or wrongly taking responsibility out of guilt or something. But if you get someone judged innocent and a month later tapes surface of you having a laugh with your client as they admit they raped and killed all those children then your client isn't the only one in trouble.
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>>152448508
First off, suborning perjury is persuading your client to lie.
>A lawyer cannot knowingly encourage of facilitate their client lying under oath.
No shit? When did I say that a lawyer should or could do THIS? Or are you simply misconstruing what I said? I think you are misinterpretting something, because I surely never said anything like that. I would have to object under lack of foundation for your statement.
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>>152448431
I rather for it to be if it was just one episode than a whole cour like it happened with KLK. Of course, the rest of the episodes in LWA would have to have a decent pacing too.
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>>152448567
>But if you get someone judged innocent and a month later tapes surface of you having a laugh with your client as they admit they raped and killed all those children then your client isn't the only one in trouble.
Go ahead, and show me where that happened in the context of our discussion, please, I'm challenging you to do that.
You don't, as a lawyer, ask your client whether or not they did the crime, idiot. If YOU worked as a lawyer, you'd know THAT.
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>>152448726
>You don't, as a lawyer, ask your client whether or not they did the crime, idiot.
Yeah that's kind of what I literally said.
>>152448567
>one of the biggest no-no's is asking your client if they actually committed the crime
For someone flaunting their anonymous law school cred you sure suck at reading. I can only wonder what a mess your alleged law occupation is.
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>>152448658
>persuading your client to lie.
Yes.
And "my client pleases not guilty" is a lie.
Now here's the kicker: if you know it's a lie and support the plea anyways, you're still "encouraging" under the eyes of the law.
That's why we don't call it "encouraging perjury" but suborning. The concept of Subornation is from where we derive such legal concepts as being an "accessory" to a crime. The closest english equivalent to subornation would be to "facilitate" which as you can probably understand has broad and far-reaching association. Perjury is a crime. If you know your client intends to commit perjury (and the fact that you have foreknowledge of this can be proven in court) then supporting their case as legal representation is subornation.
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So who is this and why is there a giant monster flying over what looks like a forest?
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>>152448837
A witch deity
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>>152448837
She is probably the Great Witch Jennifer.
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>>152448837
it's madoka, getting ready to kill all the witches from every point in time
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>>152448794
>Yeah that's kind of what I literally said.
Okay, I'll yield, I failed to read correctly. But each reply is also showing the same failure when interpretting what I'm saying, for which I never said in the first place about the lawyer having to commit subornation. So yeah.
For example,
>>152448823 seems to be claiming that I'm suggesting that the lawyer should ...wait, "pleases not guilty"?
But anyway, he's claiming I'm saying that the lawyer should commit subornation, which I've never said, and no correct interpretation of what I said should suggest this. So yeah, I don't think I'm the only one who needs to learn to read here.
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>>152448994
>I'm saying that the lawyer should commit subornation
You are.
What you are suggesting is literally subornation, anon. Stop trying to be pedantic and face the facts here. If Law is your field, your lack of basic knowledge is appalling.
If your client informs you that they are guilty, you cannot lawfully continue to support them under a plea of innocence. It's as simple as that.
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>>152448994
If you're going to argue semantics and word play instead of reading between the lines then this argument is never going to get anywhere. This isn't a court of law, it's an anonymous anime discussion imageboard, and playing technicals like that is just going to make people think you're retarded.
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>>152448949
Either that or one of the stars doin' some shit
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>>152449103
No, no I'm not. You're trying to claim that it is. And yes, you can defend your client. It is not subornation to defend the client. It IS subornation to tell what the client to say. It is not your burden as the lawyer to prove your client's guilt. That's the state's burden to do so. As I said, you as the client's lawyer can try to get the client to admit guilt upon his or her own testimony, but only that client would be found guilty of perjury if discovered. You as a lawyer cannot make accusations in court, BUT if your client allows it, you may do things such as a plea bargain if your client wants to admit guilt to the court for some reason, such as the case looking pretty bad for him or her, and the lawyer agrees to this and tries to do things like get a reduced sentence, enter an insanity plea, etc.
You twisted what I'm saying as "subornation" to make some kind of broad definition of it and encompass wrong things under it. Stop being wrong.
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GET A ROOM
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>>152449309
Let me further extrapolate on my post here, though. Let's say you're called as the witness for the opposing counsel, for which then leading questions are allowed. I think you can see where I'm going with this, so I'll stop, because I want to just talk about witches. I mean if you want to further discuss, I'm game, but I'd really rather just talk about cute witchfus.
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>>152449309
Nobody's saying you should damn your client to hell and ask for the maximum penalty when they admit guilt to you. Of course it would be your job to still try damage control that shit. The point is that you literally cannot just go "meh whatever you paid me to get you cleared so that's what I'll do don't worry about it m8 I didn't hear a thing ;^)". That is literally illegal.
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derp_commander (ID: !!SSXdvR3LCoa)
2017-01-20 01:38:27
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>>152448975
Kek.
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>>152449422
>The point is that you literally cannot just go "meh whatever you paid me to get you cleared so that's what I'll do don't worry about it m8 I didn't hear a thing ;^)". That is literally illegal.
That's not illegal at all. You're just saying that you'll do your job, which is to act as the defense counsel and make it difficult for the state to prove his or her guilt. It's not anything like subornation or obstruction of justice. It's illegal to tell the client what to say. Which you are not doing by basically saying that you'll still defend him, even in that kind of wording.
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>>152449366
no you cuck i have to literally argue my superiority anonymously in an unrelated thread
you're probably still in middle school
you wouldn't understand
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>>152449547
It is illegal. That is why you don't ask your client if they did the crime. You and I both acknowledged this. This is also why I made that analogy about getting caught on tape laughing with the child rapist you defended.
Any lawyer worth their salt would damage control like crazy if their client ever admitted guilt, with shit like "nice joke bro...right?" or "but you're mentally ill...right?". NONE will go "whatevs breh you pay me and I'll make you innocent even if you raped a million kids".
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>>152449547
>>152449598
>>152449683
How about you fucks go play your little courtroom game in >>>/pol/ and stop increasing the autism levels around here?
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>>152449748
>this coming from a tripfag who ironically makes "kek" upvotes
Neck yourself.
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Oh yeah, let me refer to a story of a lawyer who defended a man who privately confessed to him. His (the lawyer's) name was Charles Phillips. Do look him up sometime, fellow law buddy.
>>152449683
>That is why you don't ask your client if they did the crime.
And I was accused of failure to read? At what point did I ever say that the lawyer SHOULD do this? I never said anything like that. Stop doing that.
>>152449748
Sorry. I really just want to talk about witchfus. This thread is after the bump limit, anyway.
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>>152449683
>>152449783
Anyway, I know you said I acknowledge it, but the thing is, you keep bringing it up like I did say it, that's what I mean.
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>>152449783
Is English not your native language? I didn't accuse you of saying that, I'm using that mutually established fact to back up my argument. I even explicitly said that you and I both acknowledge that fact.
Don't try to argue about something like law if you're drunk or have poor English skills.
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>>152449778
>Neck yourself.
Kill yourself.
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derp_commander (ID: !!SSXdvR3LCoa)
2017-01-20 01:51:31
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>>152449880
You know, you're kinda sounding like ACK right about now.
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>>152449880
>>152449853
Again, I'm just tired of you bringing it up like it means something to point it out again and again. It doesn't even have relevance to keep stating it again when nobody is saying that it should, because it's not driving the point home.
I'm still claiming it's not illegal. The lawyer Charles Phillips' existence proves this. You can look him up yourself. There are other cases I could cite that prove how right I am. How many can you cite? I'm done, I just wanna talk about witchfus.
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>>152443520
Spoken like someone who doesn't believe
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>>152449924
I remember the time when his shitposting spread to the poor souls at /s4s/.
Madoka threads are truly cancer incarnate.
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derp_commander (ID: !!SSXdvR3LCoa)
2017-01-20 01:59:29
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>>152450119
We still haven't managed to lure him over to >>>/pol/ yet, unfortunately.
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>>152449965
It is relevant because if knowing the client is guilty has no effect on your case then there would be nothing wrong with asking if the client committed the crime or not. Also your precedence is irrelevant. In the example you provided the lawyer damage controlled to the best of his ability but it was still damage control, not literally "I didn't hear a thing, this won't change my approach at all". I don't know which section it would be in your country's law code but it is explicitly stated in mine that I cannot make an argument that I know is false should my client confess their guilt, such as by claiming my client has an alibi.
If your client tells you they're guilty you can't ignore it and pretend nothing happened. It's as simple as that.
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>>152450507
Nope, you're just wrong. You're wrong about everything. I'm done arguing with you, because I think at this point you're just pretending to be stupid.
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>>152450930
I think the answer is you are both wrong.
Now shut up and don't drag this bitchfight into the next thread.
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>>152450964
I'm only keeping it in this thread.
He's wronger than I am.
>>152450507
US Law. So if your country's law is different, then I can't really argue against it, and I'll yield to that. But in US Law, a lawyer is not guilty or chargeable for knowledge of guilt.
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>>152450930
Again, if knowing the client is guilty has no effect on your case then there would be nothing wrong with asking if the client committed the crime or not. Since you have already acknowledged that it is wrong to ask them, it's now apparent you're being intellectually dishonest on purpose out of stubbornness. I just hope that stubbornness doesn't lead you do mislead the court if you actually ever get a case.
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>>152451086
No, I'm just being not wrong, at least according to MY country's law.
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>>152451076
>a lawyer is not guilty or chargeable for knowledge of guilt.
That's not the argument. What determines the lawyer's guilt is what they do with the knowledge that their client is guilty. Completely ignoring it and making arguments they know are false is breaking the law. Trying to damage control it on the other hand is not illegal. The difference is that knowing their guilt limits your options by turning some of them illegal to perform.
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