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Why is she so perfect?

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Why is she so perfect?
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>>152416737
nightmare fuel
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>>152416737
sweet and calm unlike her bratty, overdramatic brother.
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>>152416785
>calm
Anon...
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>>152416737
She's not, these whiskers ruin her.
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>>152416764
>next movie will be about adult Himawari's day job as the head of the Konoha Torture and Interrogation Force
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>>152417153
aren't we getting a series next season?
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>>152417412
Boruto series in April or something like that. Hard to say if it'll rehash the Boruto movie again since that's all the manga has been so far.
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>>152417153
It'd be kinda funny if Himawari eschewed Talk no Jutsu in favor of just liquefying anyone who gave her trouble.
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>>152417465
I just hope we get Himawari focus episodes
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>>152416737
needs frog pupils
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>>152418780
Why?
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Why couldn't we just get cutesy SoL at the Uzumaki household?

I'd pay out the ass for it
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>>152416737
All the family talent went to only one sibling.
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>>152419828
And it's the one who won't serve any purpose other than being cute.

Granted, she's really good at what she does.
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>>152416737
she takes from her mom
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Why do the kids have the kids have whiskers if they don't have demon chakra?
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>>152420057
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>>152420057
I'm guessing some of Kurama's chakra got into Naruto's reproductive system somehow.
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>>152416737
Mop head sucks ass

I bet you are the naruhina faggot that keeps spamming hinata threads every day.
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>>152420655
>hates best hairstyle
Shit taste detected
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>>152419899

She, and now her daughter, feel like one of the few worthwhile things from Naruto.
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The correct answer is Eugenics.
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>>152421105
Superior Hyuuga genes OP
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>>152421594
True, that's part of the equation.
The rest is the Uzamaki clan's top tier genes, and a bit of Minato's to spice it up a little.
And since Borrito and Sarada are pretty much bound to end up together, their kid may well be the Kwisatz Haderach.
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>>152421895
It gets deeper.
And the formatting also gets shittier, don't know how that happened, but my image editing skills are non-existent so I can't fix it.
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>>152421042
They truly are cinnamon buns too good for this world
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>>152419745
>We will never get another Springtime of Youth series

Why must the good end so early
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>>152422088
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>>152421816
>fireemblemawakening_lunatic.jpg
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>>152416737
Himawari should have been the new protagonist. Have her go on ninja missions and adventures, while Boruto is hanging in Kotonoha thinking he's hot shit due to his parents.
Then when Himawari he's back full of experience, she'd kick his brother's shit for being such a brat and to teach him about guts and hard work!

...I can dream, right?
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>>152417139
But what if she were blonde?
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>>152422138
>Boruto will have a lot of dark and brooding satire
>Little imouto will beat him senseless for trying to be Sasuke-lite with daddy issues.
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>>152422143
The end.
I found this about the time of the finale, and it was too amusing and surprisingly sensible to not save.
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>>152422143
Keep on going dude
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>>152422208
I was honestly expecting twins for the end game.
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>tfw years of endless shipbait
>Now that it's canon, you wish there was more to their history
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>>152422208
This is the best thing i've seen related to Naruto.
Holy kek, anon, I love you
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>>152422086

This wasn't a bad series.
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>>152422446
>>152422208
these are not funny
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>>152422486
It wasn't, but it wasn't canon either (much to the chagrin of side character fans)
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>>152422558
okay
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This thread is cancer
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>>152422558
You don't understand the plan
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>>152422286
Holy shit, that was cute
but I can't remember that scene from the anime, when was emitted?
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>>152416737
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>>152422286
How can anyone deny Hinata being best girl
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>>152423421
Shippuden chunnin filler I believe

Episode has bad end for Hinata
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Who's up for more cuteness?
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>>152422208
We really need to make the real finale for this
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>>152424314
Goddamn it Naruto
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>>152422558
fuck off neji
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>>152422558
Oh shut up, you can't complain since you got 2 gifts from Hiashi.
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>>152416737
>browse sad panda
>see hinata's tits
>"oh boy oh boy"
>whip my dick out
>mfw its with boner killer, naruto
>mfw every single hinata doujin is with naruto
Why
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>>152424996
Neji died for the plan, he was a man among men. He wouldn't go against the plan now.
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>>152425037
Would you rather with a faceless fat man or NTR?

Shotacon with Boruto or lesbians with Sakura?
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>>152425077
Shotacon with younger Naruto
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>>152425102
That falls better if it were with altverse Hinata
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>>152425077
I'd rather have a faceless man
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She? It looks like a dude.
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>>152425195
better in motion honestly
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>>152424125
>Episode has bad end for Hinata
every naruto/hinata shipping episode had a bad end for hinata
up until the last I swore he was going to end up with sakura
pleasently surprisd when that didnt happen
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>>152420057
Same reason Naruto had whiskers.
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>>152425037
Fuck you. After fapping to too many brutal loli rapes, some heartwarning romantic marital akward reproductive sex looks great.
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>>152424125
>hinata goes blind
>hanabi has her eyes ripped out
>himawari has her eye transplanted into teen edge bort

What did they mean by this?
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Deliciously young, whiskers, S-class genes...

Need I say more...???
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>>152416737
Does she still look like disgusting goblin while her mom's tits were hacked off in the Boruto manga?
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>>152425467

anon, it says not to repost.
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>>152422638

Shame.
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>>152425612
oops
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>>152425735
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>>152424946
>sasuke
>being around his wife and kid
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>>152425770
>>152425787
a lot of the fan art likes to portray him as a "trying" dad.
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>>152425787
such a cute comic
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>>152416737
Nothing more cancerous than samefagging Narutards
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>>152425814
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>>152424159
All the more reason to look foreword to the anime as assistant-kun's horrible art direction gets rectified
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>>152425869
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Posting these for old times sake

>Album reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/115719583
>Trailer reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116134151
>Kids' movie design reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116382207
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116407315
>Release of 699
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116468002
>Release of 700
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116473277
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116494500
>Second sticky (same issue)
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116511867
>Soundtrack List
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116594607 (minä)
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116595274
Then the new ones are
>Text synopsis+images
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117932969
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
http://archive.moe/a/thread/117942784
>Kissu
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117760661
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>>152425893
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>>152425814
>a lot of the fan art likes to portray him as a "trying" dad.
Haha, well let them have their fanart, it's better this way.
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>>152425914
butthurt and joy that stands the tests of time
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>>152425914
the archive doesnt work atm. damn.
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Should of made the spin-offs about Himawari instead of Boruto.
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>>152425920
It's cuter that way.
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>>152416737
Her existence is proof of the perfection of White male/Asian female couples. :3
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>>152425914
desustorage still has this right?
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>>152426059
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>>152426037
Amazing
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>>152426173
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Yotsuba but instead with Himawari.
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>>152425195
>VA: Hayami Saori
It's a dude
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So who's going to future dick her?
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>>152426991
Ino and Sai's kid.
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>>152426991
me
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>>152423304
This...
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>>152422208
That was the wildest ride I've been on in a while, haven't laughed harder ありがとう
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>>152426024

Agreed.
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Here's hoping for older Himawari in Boruto.
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>>152425914
for future reference use this
>Album reveal
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/115719583
>Trailer reveal
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116134151
>Kids' movie design reveal
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116382207
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116407315
>Release of 699
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116468002
>Release of 700
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116473277
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116494500
>Second sticky (same issue)
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116511867

>Imgur gallery of NaruSaku responses to all the info above:
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4

>Soundtrack List
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116594607
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/116595274
Then the new ones are
>Text synopsis+images
https://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/117932969
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/117942784
>Kissu
https://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/117760661

Good days, /a/, good days.
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>>152428094
I will, thanks anon
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>>152416785
Fuck off Boruto is dope. He's way better than his gay father.
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>>152416737
Possible lesbo due to Ootsutsuki gay gene
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>>152428094
>all those rukiafags still full of confidence

That just makes those thread even better
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>>152416737
Wew shes cute
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>>152430555
superior genes, man.
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>>152430175
>all the Ccucks all over again this year
feels great
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>>152416737
non canon
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>>152425345
>Same reason Naruto had whiskers.

This is easier to justify since Naruto was exposed to the Kyuubi chakra for 10 months in the womb. With Boruto and Himawari, you need to hypothesize Kyuubi-infused sperm.
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>>152430708
Like this?
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>>152430769
>This is easier to justify since Naruto was exposed to the Kyuubi chakra for 10 months in the womb. With Boruto and Himawari, you need to hypothesize Kyuubi-infused sperm.
He doesn't even show up to fuck Hinata anymore, he just sends shadow bukkake clones with Kyuubi chakra to do the dirty deed.
Hinatas womb has been doused with fox frosting non-stop since he became Hokage and lost interest in his family.
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>>152426037

Mouth-to-mouth shouldn't count
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>>152416737
Locke ON
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>>152425037
Kill yourself.
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>>152425001
>implying sauce actually touched sakura
Turkey baster-chan is Salad's true father
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>>152430684
>Kallen fags are THIS desperate.
I lost one, I can't lose 2 in a row
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>>152425517
>himawari has her eye transplanted into teen edge bort
Man I really want to see where that eye comes from. Depending on the source, there might be some hilarious asspain. My bet's on Hinata becoming a pirate.
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>>152425824
Honestly this is one of the better threads on /a/ right now. You guys have really let the place go.
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>>152425037
Every doujin has Naruto. Everything without him get downvoted by fags.
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>>152426037
naruto confirmed town bicycle
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>>152427057
Either that or Metal Lee. Of course, whoever does will have to get used to dodging invisible death balls.
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>Lost the pastebin with all the Naruto threads archived when the ending was announced


All those pink shit tiers... lost
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>>152427511
If I had to guess I'd say she'll be around part 1 age whenever the timeskip takes place. She looks aged down in the manga, probably so that people don't ask why she isn't already in the academy.

She was originally supposed to be a baby in The Last.
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>>152429747
Well he's certainly a better dresser than his father
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>>152430867
Blunder of the century
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>>152431022
>he just sends shadow bukkake clones with Kyuubi chakra to do the dirty deed
Oh shit you're totally right. Every time a clone fucks her and nuts a little bit of Kyuubi chakra goes into her womb.
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>>152433727
Maybe that's why all the naruto doujins suck nowadays.
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>>152420057
>malaysian airlines
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>>152429747
>originally an underdog who used hard work to get stronger
>lolno he's actually the chosen one from a prestigious bloodline and the reincarnation of ninja jesus
>so gay for sasuke he starts hyperventilating when he hears about him joining ninja isis
>only knows 3 moves talk no jutsu notwithstanding
At least with Bort we know what we're getting from the start: a spoiled rich kid super prodigy who wants to break tradition with his family by not becoming Hokage and instead becoming the edgy hobo who gets all the perks but none of the responsibilities.
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>>152426991
>implying she has eyes for anyone but nii-chan
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>>152434116
>>so gay for sasuke he starts hyperventilating when he hears about him joining ninja isis
I really, really liked that part. It was humanizing. I felt a lot of sympathy for Naruto.

Is it so bad that a protagonist shows weakness, anon?
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Why do Naruto's kids have whiskers? Did the ninetails seep into his genes or something?
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>>152421816
The Uzumaki are descended from Hagoromo
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>>152434613
So they look more like Naruto
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>>152434514
>Is it so bad that a protagonist shows weakness, anon?
Yes. Because it was stupid. And hilarious.

But mostly stupid.
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>>152434181
is this from AIKA
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>>152434920
Looks more like HAL to me
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>>152434979
You look like HAL you stupid fuck
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>>152434116
>ninja isis
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>>152433910
No. Thats why all the naruto porn sucks nowadays. The fandom is cancer and Narusaku cucks blacklist anything thats not Naruto and anything with Hinata.
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>>152416737
She was willing to forgive her father, unlike her brother. It WAS her birthday he ruined, after all.
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>>152420057
naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_and_Silver_Brothers
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>>152422086
wasnt naruto scared as fuck of hinata?
didnt the series made fun of how fucking shill hinata was?

fucking spot on, hinata a shit.
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>>152435952
current naruto fanbase are just the naurhina cock suckers anon, that's why it's fucking disliked by everyone on /a/ except hinatacucks who happen to get triggered when someone points out how shit their waifu is.
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>>152436443
>wasnt naruto scared as fuck of hinata?
No, he just thought that she was some weirdo.
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>>152426921
Weird. Because Google disagrees with you.
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>>152436492
That's the one in /a/, the current naruto fanbase in tumblr and Japan are mostly sasusaku cock suckers.
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>>152433769
>Imagine Rock giving Metal "the talk" then asking who the special girl is
>"Ah! Perfect! I shall train you! Because I was in the same cell as her late uncle!"
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>>152419745
Because that SoL would be Hinata raising her kids alone 90% of the time while Naruto clones occasionally show up because he's too busy for his family.

Boruto's worst characteristics come from his father ignoring him to the point he looks to Sasuke of all people as a fatherly role model.
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>>152436802
>Boruto's worst characteristics come from his father ignoring him to the point he looks to Sasuke of all people as a fatherly role model
Salad's a pretty good sport for letting Bort hijack her dad.
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>>152436724
He better be strong, because by the end of this series her big brother will probably be able to teleport nukes up his asshole or something.
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>>152436919
She was the one who insisted to Sasuke that Bort was worth taking as his student.
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>>152436973
"Student" being the keyword there. She didn't say shit about him taking Sauce as his father figure.
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>>152436973
That she did.
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>>152436919
>>152436973
Salad cares more about winning Naruto's approval than Sasuke's.
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>>152437462
How did Sauce end up becoming a role model for children?
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>>152437538
Because as poorly suited for such a task as he is the alternative is somehow worse not out of maliciousness but simple neglect.
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Does anyone actually know who Kawaki is?
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>>152437538
Because he never grew up.
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>>152430867
Dad of the century
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>>152437906
Kill yourself.
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>>152437819
No, but hopefully we'll soon find out. However, with a design like that, I can't imagine he's going to be a very good character.
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>>152437906
aw shit,are mods gonna delet this thread now?
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>>152437955
Fucking hell, can't we have a villain that isn't a massive edgelord?

Can we have a comedic villain or something?
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>>152437906
Saboten Campus is still my absolute favorite of their doujins.
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>>152430867
The thing that gets me in that scene is the bit after this webm ends. Not one of them is suprised meaning he's done it before. After this webm ends you have 2 disappointed but not surprised kids and Hinata just looks utterly resigned like he's done that a hundred times before.

This crap is why as bad as Sasuke is he still somehow manages to do a better job than Naruto. It's funny really the eternal manchild is terrible with his own kids to the point his son decides an edgelord of edgelords is a better rolemodel.

Poor Hinata she won the narutobowl only to find out it was full of shit. Even chosen one ninja god genes can't make a good parent.
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>>152438039
>A nonexistent father is better than a father who spreads himself too thin and fucks up
I don't think so, a father who at least tries is leagues better than one who doesn't even make an attempt to be a parent.
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>>152430175
Orihime a shit.
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>>152438001
>Can we have a comedic villain or something?
You mean I'm not supposed to laugh at this goofy two-toned mohawk motherfucker?
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>>152438168
thats the issue Naruto fucked up so much that even an abssentee father is a better alternative than a abssnentee father who half asses with clones to make it look like he cares.
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>>152438039
>Not one of them is suprised meaning he's done it before
I mean, he wasn't there for Bort's birthday either, which is why he's so pissed: his dad's already skipped out on them once.

I blame Shikamaru for pushing him so hard.
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>>152438232
Except he does actually care you dunce, but he has too much on his plate being hokage. Naruto and Sasuke's level of absentee isn't even in the same ballpark.
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>>152438168
I don't really think it matters. Whether you try and fail or don't try at all you're still a shit parent.

>>152438206
I wonder how she feels that Bort's little sister is going to be bustier than her fo
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>>152438206
I bet Hima's already got bigger tits than Salad. That's why she always wears the hoodie so she doesn't look like a freak of nature
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>>152438389
Hinata hide hers too
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>>152438329
Yes but the thing thats flying over your head dunce is the perspective of his child who DOES NOT SEE THAT. All he saw was a parent who cared so little for him he sent clones to birthdays because he had something else to do.

Naruto's feelings arn't the issue the issue is how his children see his actions and to Boruto his fathers actions gave the impression that to Naruto his family was barely on his list of priorties for his entire life then he meets Sasuke who manages in the space of a what? week? month? show him more attention than his father has in years? So yeah ofc sasuke's going to look better in his eyes.

That's the thing you don't get it's not about how much Naruto cares, it's about how little he APPEARS to care from his kids perspective due to his constant half assed actions. to them Dad sending a clone doesn't say he cares it says the opposite.
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>>152438585
And what's going to happen when Sasuke fucks off again for months at a time? Suddenly the dad who makes a little effort isn't going to look so bad now is he? The dad who at least makes an attempt to care is still going to be well above the dad who doesn't at all, even from the child's perspective.
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>>152438587
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>>152438302
Yet Shikamaru's son doesn't whine as much despite his dad working nearly the same hours as Naruto.
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>>152438682
>And what's going to happen when Sasuke fucks off again for months at a time?
You mean when he takes Bort on an alien hunting roadtrip to train him?
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>>152438737
Because he's a lazy shit who couldn't care less?
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>>152438768
When exactly does this happen? Your fanfiction?
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>>152439182
Explain this then asshole. Where do you think he got the cape and sword?
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>>152438698
Himawari is perfect even with filthy mutations.
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>>152439406
We don't know if those are Sasuke's and even if they are we don't know how Bort got them. You're making headcanons about their relationship and claiming Sasuke's a better father based on that and you're still wrong considering his and Naruto's circumstances are different. Sasuke is bascially a hobo and still can't be arsed to be around his family for more than a week or so every few months.
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>>152439768
>We don't know if those are Sasuke's
The sword definitely is. It's identical to the one he uses after his final battle with nurudu. The cape is similar but it's probably just similar to the one Sasuke wears.

And what the fuck are you talking about? Take your daddy issues someplace else.
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>>152438232
>to make it look like he cares

because he does. if not he wouldnt even bother like an absentee father. At least 1 out of 10 times when the clone isnt fucking up it hugs you good night unlike not even getting an I.O.U. from old broody mcNoShow
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>>152439889
>And what the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe you should read the comment chain before inserting yourself into discussions you fucking retard. >>152438039
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>>152436492
Go to ANY porn site and see how pathetic Narusaku cucks are.
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>>152437538
I kind of like post time skip Sasuke. Even in his filler anime arc he was pretty decent.
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>>152440021
At least I can identify a sword when I see it
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>>152440005
They're both bad. nurudu sends clones to be with his family when doing vice versa would have been better and sauce is barely a father at all
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>>152440135
It could be a fucking generic sword for all we know, there's nothing indicating it's actually Sasuke's unless we see that very sword get passed on to Boruto.
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am i banned
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>>152440214
yes
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>>152440160
What happens when the shadow clone left behind to run the village poofs from exhaustion? Someone has to run the village and that's Naruto's fucking job.
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>>152440171
>It could be a fucking generic sword for all we know
>same hilt
>same color
>same wrapping
It's Sasuke's sword, anon. I don't know what else to tell you.
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>>152440239
>What happens when the shadow clone left behind to run the village poofs from exhaustion?
Why would he be running himself to exhaustion if he was spending time with his family like he should?

Also it's not like the village is literally going to fall apart the second one of the many thousands of clones running around the village poofs away.
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>>152440455
None of that means anything unless it's a named sword, and even then it could be a replica.
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You know the ship is sweet when a Loli guro artist makes 3 soon 4 doujins of pure vanilla for it
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>>152440488
Do you remember how shadow clones work? Every time he splits himself his chakra and energy split too. I know he has a massive supply but it isn't unlimited, it will eventually run out and when it does ALL of his clones will poof.
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>>152420057
>people 4get that Kuruma can litterally take over Naruto body(war arc)

Naruto passes out after blowing his load once, Kuruma tags to finish Hinata and make love to her properly.
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>>152422208
>IF we don't all die this is awesome

Oh my god, this was great thanks anon.
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>>152424159
Anime/SP/Hinata-NH wankers to rectify all that shit.
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>>152436919
because salad lusts after Bort's dick
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>>152440160
> Dad who sends best wishes and I loves you
or
> dad who tries to murder you the first time you meet because he doesnt even know the face of his own child


Naruto wins again
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>>152425316
This. I wasnt a hardcore Naruto fag back then, just a casual who watched the anime from to time. Could have sworn he end with Sakura and hated Naruto's faggot ass for a long time.

The ending+ the last and los my shit. Best suprise ending for me. Fall 2014 were the glory days.
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>>152430867
>http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/115719583
Ill never forgive Naruto fgt ass for making Hinata and Himawari cry. Once a fgt always a fgt never like him(the Last is the only time i found him decent)

Everyone who shits on Boruto because he doesnt worship Naruto like everyone else in this series can fck themselves, you would get pissed and angry if this shit happened to you Mom and little sis 2.
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>>152426991
Boruto already got that pussy on lock
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>>152438587
MY DICK!!!

Man how did a faggot like Naruto make such a pretty lil thing, gawd damn.
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Hima a cute. Cute!!
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>>152441120
Her mother's superior genes.
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>>152438587
I want Hima to sit on my dick while i cuddle her and lul her to sleep. All the while slowly thrusting in out(mostly in) to keep her warm.
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>>152440621
>but it isn't unlimited
It might as well be. Anyway, if that's the case then it literally doesn't matter which way he does it. If he works himself to exhaustion at the office, they all pop. If he works himself to exhaustion at home, they all pop.

So he might as well spend time with his family instead.
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>>152440524
You're reaching for straws at this point. Why would it be a replica?
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>>152441473
Technically he is, everything his clone experiences gets beamed to his brain when it poofs, and the clone is him in every sense besides the fact that it knows it's a clone.
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>>152440802
>Bort hijacks her dad
>she hijacks his dick
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>>152441080
Jesus Ikemoto really did a number on her
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>>152441502
Because Bort looks up to Sasuke as a ninja. Sasuke's might have broken at some point, we don't know what happened to it between the movie and the flash forward. My point is we can't be sure of either until it's hinted at more or shown outright.
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>>152441562
well, this is probably one of the cases where I prefer the upcoming anime
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>>152430867
Why not send the clones to do the Hokage work... It is stupidly mindless.
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>>152441228
Jesus Christ someone should break this guy's hands so these sinful abominations can never be brought to fruition ever again
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>>152441562
>tfw when its up Studio Pierrot to save the manga.

:|
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>>152437955
Likes like a love child between sauce and naruto made with SCIENCE.
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>>152441525
Tell that to Hinata when her husband suddenly disappearing while they're in the middle of doing it
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>>152441766
>:|
Sure is reddit in here
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>>152441588
If it was Boruto's and not Sasuke's then it'd have a different design. That's how these things work.

>>152441699
Because Naruto apparently has a fetish for doing paperwork
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>>152441767
>Bort is said to be like nardo and sauce
>Kawaki is a clone comprised of both nardo and sauce DNA
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>>152441859
>fetish for doing paperwork

God damn it.
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>>152434116
Agreed with all of this, but at the same time this is why I prefer Naruto over Boruto. Even though Naruto turned into a dull walking hypocrite, we did get to see his underdog days for the entirety of Part 1.

Boruto we'll never see that, because he's written like were supposed to empathize with his constant bitching. He doesn't have an cool goal like Sarada, with her whole "becoming the first Uchiha Hokage" aspect.
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>>152441892
Oh if this actually happened, the internets would break.
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>>152441908
It's perfectly reasonable.
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>>152442201
>Naruto makes sure to do the paperwork every night
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>>152441526
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>>152442201
I see what you did there. Bravo.
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>>152442246
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>>152442275
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>>152442307
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>>152442188
>we did get to see his underdog days for the entirety of Part 1
No we didn't. The fox bailed him out of any tough situation he found himself in.

>a cool goal like Sarada
Wanting to become Hokage isn't a cool goal by this point, it's a tired cliche.
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>>152434116
I honestly expect Boruto to be a prodigal son story; with him lead to the village's destruction and Kawaki, and Salad fixing it
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>>152442232
Shame we never got to see her de-robed.
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>>152442307
That is adorable
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>>152423755
Literally a more confident and outspoken Hinata. Plus that hair and outfit. Not to mention ayyyylmao Goddess-tier genetics.

I am D I A M O N D S
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>>152442201
It's all fun and games until there's a paper cut on your urethra
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>>152442307
Is the Sharingan like heart pupils to an Uchiha? Do they gain extra tomoe when they reach orgasm?
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The problem I have with Boruto is that in order for it to appeal to normies it must have a giant conflict, which seeks to destroy everything the Naruto series was about, ending major conflict.

Sequels can work with series like Dragon Ball because it didn't have such a grand quest. It was like the Hobbit in that it built a giant world for which to later explore.

Naruto is pretty much already over. BORUTO should just be SOL and show the lives of the characters doing small mission. In fact it should be free to skip around the timeline and continue doing random past stories abut side characters. But that wouldnt be profitable with the normies.

I want more Tenten and Lee x Tenten epsiodes dammnit.
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>>152442569
>it must have a giant conflict, which seeks to destroy everything the Naruto series was about, ending major conflict
And it will: the destruction of ninja as a way of life. That's your conflict this time.
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>>152442569
>Naruto is pretty much already over. BORUTO should just be SOL and show the lives of the characters doing small mission. In fact it should be free to skip around the timeline and continue doing random past stories abut side characters. But that wouldnt be profitable with the normies.

>we'll never get Land of Waves tier arc with Bort and Salad
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>>152442632
>we'll never get Land of Waves tier arc with Bort and Salad
No, but powerlevels should scale back, at least for a little bit. Even if it's just to the beginning of Shippuden.
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>>152442448
It's like someone took the best parts of regular and RTN Hinata and mixed them together with almost none of the flaws.
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>>152442379
It was never a cool goal until Sarada aimed for it. Hokage tried to make being a political leader look like it was as interesting as being a football star. People only watched Naruto to see him work hard and earn respect and there was so many better paths he could've took instead of going the tradition route. Aside from stating to Neji that he was planning to end the Hyuuga tradition, he never once states in the series on 'what he would do' once he becomes a Hokage.

Overall only Tobirama and Hiruzen had the maturity to run a county-sized village, not some people who would give special treatment to a kid in an orange jumpsuit to try and convince a fugitive with terroristic ideals to "come back home".

I believe Sarada could hit this same level of maturity if written good enough and her pursuit for Hokage would be way more interesting than Naruto's.
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>>152442749
I hope you like oppai lolis because that's probably as far as we'll ever get with her.
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>>152442765
>It was never a cool goal until Sarada aimed for it
It was never a cool goal. Everyone wanted to be Hokage. Madara, Obito, Orochimaru. It's been done to death. Hell, even Sasuke tried turning it into his motivation, that's how meaningless it is.

Hell, the only reason Salad wants it is so she can "give bento boxes" to everyone or some other euphemism.
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>>152442765
Also I forgot to add Boruto isn't so shit, since he simply wants to follow Jiraya's/Adult Sasuke's path of not going down a pre-destined path.
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>>152442878
Well at least you can see sense. Makes sense that he'd want to break with tradition since his family has been Hokage for 2 generations.
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>>152425037

What about the one where she's raped to death? Or the one raped by her clan?
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>>152442799
It's not preferable but I can live with that.
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>>152442799
>oppai
>loli

Anon, you're making me go beyond diamonds here.

Also, I am willing to bet that Himawari will be like Hashirama, in that all the tailed beats will be subject to her. Not by force, but by being the loveable kid girl who happened to have 9 near-infinite masses of energy given life as babysitters.
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>>152442987
>Or the one raped by her clan?
Never heard of that one.
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>>152442997
Had to do a double-take, because I thought I saw Tsukihi for a moment there.
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>>152425037
>>152425077
Isn't it odd that one of the most infamous artists for vile and brutal works happens to also produce the most pure, innocent, diabetes-inducing NaruHina doujins?
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So how strong would her kid be? Considering she's only like 5 and knocked out Naruto who's essentially at Demi god level and Kurama?

She's perfect because she's got Hinata genes in her.
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>>152443060

https://exhentai.org/g/392192/29a25a9acd/
https://exhentai.org/g/20311/329efd8bcd/
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>>152443228
To be fair, Naruto was taken by surprise.
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>>152442840
>Madara
Uh no he didn't. Hashirama even convinced him to become one, but he said he rather cause destruction and antagonization to the shinobi system that killed his brothers.

>Orochimaru
That was back when he was originally written like a stereotypical bad guy. His original goals and reasons as a villain were so bland and force that you pretty much forget why he wanted to become a Hokage.

>Obito
Seeing how he's literally written as "what if Naruto went down a dark path", it's not surprising his goal was the same as his.

>>152442950
Okay maybe using the word "cool" was out of context since I tried to make it clear that the whole "becoming a Hokage goal" I don't give a shit about at all, due to how poorly written it is in the story. And admittedly im more interested in Boruto's path to redemption after being embarrassed in the Chunnin Exams in front of the whole world.

Why I say Sarada becoming the next Hokage is good for her character is because it fits her character more than every other Hokage.

Almost every other Hokage had their position handed to them by simply being apart of a social circle. But as you said, Hokage as a rank is so normalized now that it's simply another political position with nothing interesting about it aside from the responsibility that comes with it. Sarada knows this full and well and on top of that she's an Uchiha. Knowing how hated they are for centuries on top of being apart of an era of peace, it's interesting to see where her ambitions are even coming from that she even wants to become one instead of being demotivation from those cold facts.

In an instance, she's somewhat has Shikamaru's political views but without the apathy.
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>>152443435
It's not even a matter of strength. Anyone with knowledge of gentle fist could do that. The only remarkable thing is how quickly she learned, but that probably came from watching Hinata.

It's a chakra point: you press it, it turns off and disrupts the person's chakra flow. Naruto just happened to get poked in a very bad spot.
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>>152443492
>Uh no he didn't
He did, at least in the beginning.

>And admittedly im more interested in Boruto's path to redemption after being embarrassed in the Chunnin Exams in front of the whole world
Didn't you see the movie? After killing an alien demigod and saving the Hokage he got the hero treatment for a while, even got invited to a few talk shows.

>Knowing how hated they are for centuries on top of being apart of an era of peace, it's interesting to see where her ambitions are even coming from that she even wants to become one instead of being demotivation from those cold facts.
I don't think she knows anything about that.
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>>152443495
I can't recall anyone else knocking him out since he's been at that level.
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>>152443495
He was jabbed in the prostate, which apparently is Kurama's weak point as well.
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>>152443667
And I don't recall any Hyuuga fighting since the war.
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>>152443757
Well shit, that explains it. Finger a man's prostate that hard and you'll either knock him out or make him cum
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>>152443551
>He did, at least in the beginning.

In the beginning, there wasn't a proper shinobi system, just war between clans. Then one was created and he didn't like how it turned out so he immediately left.

>I don't think she knows anything about that.
The point is she'll eventually learn this, along with eventually learning about her father and her heritage. She has to if becoming Hokage is her goal.

Overall, unlike Boruto who we know everything about, there's so much to do with Sarada, but she has to be written well enough for it to be pulled off. Yet so far, all she's been written is as a shitty mix of Sakura and Hinata, constantly stalking Boruto in a tsundere styled format.
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>>152443840
Naruto actually held back his orgasm so hard to avoid jizzing in front of his kids he knocked himself out.
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>>152443909
>in a tsundere styled format
She seems more dere than tsun. He's been her childhood friend for who knows how long.
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>>152443757
It's fucking retarded this shit affects Kurama. I can get over Naruto's shining moment being written as a shitty SoL moment, but Kurama being touched by Hiwamari's Jyuuken defeats the entire purpose of Naruto overcoming Neji's bloodline in the Chunnin Exams.
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>>152443909
>Overall, unlike Boruto who we know everything about
We know his goal, but we don't know how he's going to get there.
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>>152444035
That wasn't in the one-shot. SP added the Kurama bit.
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>>152444035
Naruto vs. Neji
>Kurama affects Naruto's Chakra network state
Himawari incident
>Naruto's chakra network state affects Kurama

I don't see why this wouldn't make sense.
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>>152436802
>Boruto's worst characteristics come from his father ignoring him to the point he looks to Sasuke of all people as a fatherly role model.
Literally never happened, Bort is just a spoiled little shit who thinks Sasuke is cool. If he wanted a good fatherly role model he has a hell of a lot more options than Sasuke.
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>>152443968
Another Uchiha who won't be hokage.
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>>152443492
>Boruto's path to redemption after being embarrassed in the Chunnin Exams in front of the whole world.

Er, he's essential a celebrity child in the ninja world. If you seen Jaden Smith, a celebrity child will still be liked by a lot of people no matter how much dumb shit you say or do.

Also the whole "saving the world from an Otsutsuki" is a huge plus.
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>>152444035
It's a joke you dummy. You're not supposed to take it seriously.

Anyway Kurama's scared shitless of her now
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>>152444152
But Sasuekay, he's really cool.
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>>152444035
It can be handwaved as Himawari having some Kyuubi chakra herself which negated Naruto's, so her Gentle Fisting can affect Kurama where Neji's didn't.
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>>152444035
You mean that moment when Naruto becomes a DBZ character and wrecks the shit out of someone who worked his ass off to get where he was?

I'm glad that nonsense wasn't recton.
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>>152444187
>If you seen Jaden Smith, a celebrity child will still be liked by a lot of people no matter how much dumb shit you say or do
Thank God there's no ninja twitter yet
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Hard to believe that Himawari has an entire thread when she isn't going to be relevant in Boruto.
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>>152444217
I mean, that's a good explanation, but I don't think it'll be necessary.
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>>152444152
To be honest...yeah.

Hell he'd do better by going to his granpa Iruka or Kakashi. Shit, him wandering around with Killer Bee and having wierd as fuck and wacky adventures would be better.
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>>152444290
Never underestimate waifufags

Oh well. It made for a good Boruto thread in general
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>>152444217
I like how Naruto is the female in this situation.
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>>152444197
>the former embodiment of evil and a force of nature is terrified of a little girl

That sounds about right.
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>>152444337
He was always the uke in the relationship.
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>>152444197
Look at how happy she is to see her papa.
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>>152444360
It's okay, he'll get his revenge in a rape doujin someone will inevitably make
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>>152444290
Fucking this. Hiwamari's role in Naruto is the equivalent of pic related.
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>>152444264
>All of Choji's tweets are about the food his wife makes for him everyday.
>Sasuke doesn't even have double digit tweets but has a massive amount of followers.
>Orochimaru tweets updates on his experiments.
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>>152444441
Except Himawari is canon.
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>>152444290
If you have been here longer thatn year, you would know we have had threads for even less relevants characters
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>>152444483
Hah, I bet sausage has a very prolific Ninjagram though, with all the traveling he does.

I'm also pining for Ino/Kurotsuchi workout update pics.
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>>152443757
where the fuck is this footage from, i thought all of Boruto we have is the movie
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>>152444483
>Implying Sasuke and Orochimaru would use twitter

Neither would use tools that would essentially incriminate them. Politicians have to use it in order to increase public relations.

Sakura would be dumb enough to be a Tumblrfag that subtly drops information on private documents.
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>>152444523
both are canon
so is Bra
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>>152444483
>Orochimaru has twitted:EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KUNAI VS
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>>152444523
>Marron isn't canon

Not going re-read the manga to find scenes of her, when she's clearly in Super.
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>>152444604
Short OVA that came with the blu ray
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>>152444670
>Giving his daughter basically the same name as some Bulma-looking bimbo/slut he dated.
Krillin, come on.
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>>152444695
There's another one we'll probably have to wait a few months to see
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>>152444761
Krillin is a cuck, what do you expect? He chose to follow his dick to not blow up 18 and because of that, Cell was able to absorb her and almost destroy the world.
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The second Chouchou goes butterfly this series will be an instant 10/10 for me
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>>152444669
So that's where German Sasuke got those.
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>>152444845
hot
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>>152444604
>Special came out almost a year ago
>Manga version of that special came out a year before that

Come on Anon, keep up.
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>>152444483
>Orochimaru tweets updates on his experiments.
10/10 would follow
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>>152444845
>Darkskin loli Chouchou

Can't wait.
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Where is the Chocho OVA I've heard about?
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>>152444915
Beats me. Piracy is a capital crime in nipland so we haven't seen any rips since it was showed at that convention back in December
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>>152444845
She'll take after Anko in dress style but be THICC AS FUCK on top of it.
Like. OH GOD OH GOD I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL BUT DAT ASS! DEM TITS! DOSE THIGHS! DOSE HIPS! tier hot.
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>>152444858
Is he throwing piss?
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>>152444979
Those are the tears of German children that don't get to see weapons in cartoons.
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>>152444152
This.
Sasuke has barely been in his own daughters life.
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>>152444845
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>>152445098
Meh, could be worse. Nowadays they would have just changed the sword to a big black dildo and made everyone a nigger
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>>152445158
>This image will never be real

Shit hurts yo.
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>>152445158
I'm not sure what's better, Loli Hima or bigtits Hima
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>>152445158
>that everything on all three of them
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>>152444360
That filler episode was magnificent. Ending it on a mecha 9 tails fight was just beautiful.
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>>152445098
I don't mind censors, but this is probably the worst editing job I ever seen.
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>>152444317
>Boruto and Bee adventures
>Bee becomes Boruto's Jiraya, teaching him jutsus and showing him the world beyond Konoha
I didn't know I wanted this
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>>152445222
Bigtits work, judging by her expression in the picture. I can see her being the curvy airhead of the series.
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>>152445292
It's probably why the manga made Zabuza's sword have a detachable hilt as an homage.
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>>152445355
>I can see her being the curvy airhead of the series.
>is a psychotic lil monster right now
Sure
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>>152445355
Just like her dad.
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>>152445421
Huh. Weird part is you're not even wrong
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>>152445414
Usually airheads have tendency to be sociopaths. Her expression pretty much entitles she could kill a couple of people and give no fucks.
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>>152445637
ANBU Himawari when?
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>>152445822
Hopefully never because the ANBU are irrelevant jobbers.
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>>152445884
Make ANBU Great Again 2017
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>>152445884
Their masks are pretty cool though
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The only good Anbu are the ones that left it.
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>>152422016
sauce on comic?
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I hope Mirai becomes relevent. She's cute.
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>>152445994
Just like her mother.

Kutenai a cute!
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>>152444290
It's just NHfags sprouting headcanons and the same pics they've had in their folders for over a year.
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>>152446271
But NH has 2 kids, and one of them is the protagonist of the new series. What more could they want?
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>>152444761
The bimbo slut is the one that isn't canon
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>>152444845
Apparently she can already do it
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>>152446318
Some hate Bort for being a Naruto clone that is said to be a combination of Naruto and Sasuke.
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>>152422208
Where's the last part where Boruto and Sarada were making Kaguya kids?
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>>152446361
>All in Nip.
How am I supposed to know what it says?
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>>152446388
>Some hate Bort for being a Naruto clone
But he doesn't act a thing like Naruto?
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>>152446361
>Sarada having significantly better stats than Boruto
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Never expected to see a thread rationally discussing Naruto on /a/ of all places.
You're amazing, /a/. Even if you're an abusing tsundere sometimes
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>>152446500
It makes sense. Boruto is a lazy fuck that relies on toys to help him improve while Sarada is an Uchiha.

Knowing Kishimoto, he'll find a way to make her look weak like he does with all his girls.
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>>152446541
All the shitposting went to Super and Jojo threads, /a/ hasn't fully realized that yet and still shits on Naruto.
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>>152446500
She good?
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>>152446561
He's very arrogant also not to mention.
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>>152425037
>ntr fags btfo
Based Naruto
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>>152421816
Indra + Asura + Descendant of Hamura means Boruto and Sarada's baby is literally Ninja Jesus with a natural Rinnegan and Tenseigan.
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>>152447564
>a natural Rinnegan and Tenseigan.
Let's be honest, there is only one of those eyehaxes that the kid would end up having
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So what happens if Clone Naruto nuts in Hinata, and get's her pregnant? Does the baby poof after it's born?
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>>152447654
clones don't have cum
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>>152425037
It fucking sucks. I just hate the two male leads so much.
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>>152447755
How do you know? Do you suck off clones regularly?
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>>152447840
They are made of smoke
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>>152447855
I'd like to see your evidence to back that up.
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>>152443141
NaruHina healed his soul.
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>>152425037
Fuck you. If Karin can't get a decent doujin without getting raped, then you don't get your shitty NTR meme doujins.
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>>152444483
>Orochimaru tweets
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