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Why do Eva fans suck his dick?

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Why do Eva fans suck his dick?
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because he looks like Akagi
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With a neck that long you can only imagine his dick.
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>>152416853
He's 14 you pedo
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>>152416479
With animation like this its a wonder anyone likes Eva at all. It must be fallout from when they were angsty, self-loathing preteens and could relate to Shinji.
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>>152416986
>I can tell this is bad from this one shot
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>>152416875
14 inches? damn
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>>152417053
That was actually good
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>>152416784
who?
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>>152416479
Because he's hot and I want to pound his tight boipussy.
No homo.
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>>152417554
>He doesn't want to get pounded by Big Dick Kaworu all night long while listening to sweet sounds of his moaning and drinking his saliva
Fucking Faggot
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>>152417554
But Kaworu is the one who will pound your tight boipossy, anon.
No homo.
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>>152417554
Don't be ashamed of being homo, anon.
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>>152417554

>not wanting to spit-roast Shinji with him
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>>152417397
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>>152418741
Who'd get the front?
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>>152416479
He had a well defined character and massively influenced the story and Shinji, despite only appearing in literally 1 episode.
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>>152418810


Asuka
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>>152416479
it's the "ironic homosexuality" meme that's gotten so popular
ie:
>>152416853
>>152417053
>>152417554
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>>152418741
>>152418810
these fags
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>>152418930

>implying my homosexuality is ironic
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>>152418930
>Being this triggered
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>>152418930
What are you, gay?
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>>152418982
We only ever had ironic homos here until unironic homos saw ebin screencaps on reddit and thought /a/ was the place for them.
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>>152417554
he tops, you dumbass
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>>152416479
one of the best examples of an important character beint introduced near the end of a series, and then he's as well defined as the rest of the cast by the time he dies
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>>152419046
if you go into denial mode any harder I'll be forced to assume you're closeted instead of just annoying
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>>152419122
>if you're not a fag you're probably actually a fag
What did the subhuman mean by this?
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dont feed the retard, he's just pretending
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>>152419046

*unzips katana*
Tsk, that's a pretty hot opinion you've got there
*goes into fighting stance*
Shame if you were no longer able
*flash steps behind you*
To
*cuts out your tongue*
Express
*throws it in the trashcan behind me without looking*
It
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>>152418930
>not wanting to fuck kaworu
Are you a homosexual?
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He's the cutest character.
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>>152416479
They don't. 90% of the shitposted are about the girls. 10% are about the boys.
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>>152416479
>x fans
Is this a reddit thing?
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>>152419573
Why would it be?
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>>152419524
He has a pretty high merch/screentime ratio.
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>>152418930
You sound like a mega fag
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>>152417053
>tfw you will never feel Kaworu's 14 inch godcock unleashing his thick angel sperm into your boipussy and impregnating you with Ramiel babies
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>>152419606
because he's chill as fuck. he was shinji's friend without giving him shit like Asuka or hitting him like Rei and that fifth kid. also, his fanbase doesn't fling shit like asukafags or reifags.
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>>152419914
I'd like to smoke weed with him
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>>152416479
I don't suck his dick.

I suck Rei's dick
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>>152420453
Rei canonically doesn't have a dick
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>>152416784
Ritsuko?
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>>152420916
Rei canonically died on multiple occasions.
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>>152420964
The truth is...
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>>152421006
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>152421393
perfect clones are impossible
the clones that do exist are different yet are considered rei
so a rei clone manipulated to have a dick isnt explicitly not rei given what we know about what makes constitutes rei
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>>152421460
You really want Rei to have a dick
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>>152421805
You don't?
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>>152421805
I can't think of a witty response for this.
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>>152421903
No, Rei a shit
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>>152422559
Take that back you stupid nigger
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>>152422616
Rei is Indian street pavement
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>>152423177
clever girl
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>>152422559
Rei>shit>India>Asuka
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>>152421031
Liar!
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>>152419914
Asuka only gave shinji so much shit because of the way he treated her. He was an ignorant, self-absorbed prick.

Gayworu's love for shinji was more like a love for loving, than a love for shinji, while asuka only wanted something, anything, but to be ignored by some kid who can't stop staring into space and hating his life when he has a perfectly fine personality buried under all that angst
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>>152419046
oldfag here. /a/ made me gay. There is no ironic homosexuality here, friend.
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>>152423651
are you the same bitch who posted a pic of her tits in the other thread?
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>>152416986
Talk shit to series from 90s fag
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>>152423651
Asuka was starved for attention and affection because of mommy issues but Shinji wasn't interested. So Shinji is the bad guy here?
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>>152416479
Kaworu literally made me gay.

Every time I see his face my heart starts beating, my face gets hot, and my dick gets hard.

I've been told I'm a pretty fucked up person in general, but I always assumed I was straight since I only ever showed sexual interest in girls.

But once I saw him, experienced his kindness and unconditional love, I couldn't help but fall in love with him.

He gave me what no one else in my life could, and now he's dead for my sake.
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>>152424300
Shinji please go and stay go
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>>152423707
You can't turn gay, you were simply always gay and discovered it.
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>>152424329
why are you so mean to shinji?
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>>152424339
That's not what my dad said
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>>152424205
Actually yes. Of course having problems is normal but not fighting to overcome them is basically stupid (not to say any worse). Shinji should at least tried to befriend with everybody instead of being a pseudo-depressed faggot.
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>>152424648
shinji did make friends, asuka was just a monumental bitch and was lusting after kaji anyway
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>>152416479
they self-insert as shinji
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>>152416479
I love Kaworu
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>>152419045
>>152419122
>>152419441
>>152419628
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>>152424300
haha! we're all gay here
what do you mean you don't want to fucc a cute boipucci???
wow FAG much?
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>>152426741
I'm a little girl
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Karl is best girl.
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>>152416479
I just think he and Asuka make a great couple :^)
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Because, despite being a work of art, Eva is still an anime and thus attracts typical anime fandoms with shippers, waifufags, disgusting otakus etc. Those types of fans usually seek something different in anime, they see it as a source of sexual satisfaction, they fap to characters, ship them etc. Kaworu here is a typical sexy twink who instantly attracted tons of girls and specific type of boys with his sex appeal and mysterious persinality. Out of the whole cast of insanely realistic characters (or should I say "people") he's the most animesque and inhuman one. That of course is explained with his alien nature. In Reality, if we try to understand him like we try to understand other characters, he turns out to be the most boring one, but the "coolest" one, since despite being bland and boring he is the only cast member who's not insane and has no problems with communicating and connecting to others. Of course it gives him priority and stands him out of everyone. He's a father figure to Shinji and the whole humanity, representing a perfect guy, who still can express his love for others despite their flaws and give them advice to overcome those flaws. I think he inspired Shinji along with others to come back from Instrumentality to reality and live the life like a strong person. Much like Rei and Misato were "mothers" to Shinji, Kaji and Kaworu were "fathers" to him. But of course, that's not the primary reason Eva's retarded fandom likes him. They do it simply because he's drawn attractive.
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>>152427206
>using 263 words to say "Im a faggot"
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>>152427085
Good taste
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>>152416479
They self insert as shinji.
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>>152427774
I self insert as Kaworu

I love Shnji
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>>152427859
Kaworu is straight and loves Asuka
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>>152427206
Inb4 "Eva is shit mecha anime for children, it doesn't have a meaning" shitposters
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>>152427888
Now, that's a pair I'd support.
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>>152427888
now, this is shitposting
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>>152428236
It's the truth desu
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>>152427206
Sometimes I really can't understand women. All the male characters in Eva are interesting, except maybe Kensuke. They all have some hidden flaw and quality and something that makes them human. And yet the most shipped and most fapped character is one that's not portrayed as (a) human at all.
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>>152427888
>>152427912
>>152428236
Their doujins together are fucking awesome.

Asuka's tsundere ass probably needed some of that godly cock.
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>>152430775
>Kensuke
>not interesting
He was actually pretty important to Shinji and is portrayed as a person who can understand his friend (when Shinji decides to leave, Kensuke's and Toji's reaction is what makes him see that he's indeed understood and supported by them despite everything, they really are good friends, true bros, like Kaworu would be if he wasn't a faggy angel with muh Adam's soul) and give him a good advice.
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reifags are fucking trash they should be fucking holocausted
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>>152430865
Most wet post of the week award.
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>>152430865
don't pair Asuka with that pathetic emo homo
she deserves better
someone like me
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>>152430983
Never change, /a/.
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>>152430983
Said no one ever
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>>152431655
I said it, you piece of shit
now get the fuck out of here and don't you ever talk shit about my waifu or I'll find you and castrate you personally
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>>152431841
The birth of a serial killer.
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>>152416479
Because Evafags are all a bunch of Shinji's.
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>>152432029
Not really, remember that Shinji had friends and a real job.
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>>152420964
DR AKAGI I'M WILLE
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