>Build for childbirth
>Tendencies of tsundere
>Slave to her desires
>Walking nuclear detergent
>Smells like sulphur and brimstone
>Best friend potential
>Knowledgeable (even if she can't apply it)
>Not afraid of sex or sexuality
>Borderline mentally handicapped
Choose carefully, /a/
I unironically like them all, for their own various reasons.
But gun to my head, if I had to choose, it would be Aqua. She seems the better lifecompanion. Sure, she's dumb, but she also your best friend and she can easily entertain herself without getting mad or bored.
Also, I want to learn her partytricks
Good choice, but what is that thing around her waist?
Some fanartists take liberties. Take it as an alternate universe
>Out of curiosity, Aqua and I began meddling with the things inside the room labeled "Control Room".
>"Hey Kazuma. There are mysterious buttons and control sticks everywhere, it's like they want me to press them.
>"They definitely want you to press them. Or rather, it would be strange for you not to press them when they are right beside your hand."
Best girl for best friend and best lover
>Always number 2
Okay anon, don't aim higher than you can hit :^)
>implying Megumin hasn't amassed more wealth than the Crimson village has seen in decades
>Implying she isn't trying to fuck an actual billionaire
Enjoy your shacks, Lightning Dragon.
Yes, I believe his maximum was 3 billion? It was enough to literally reconstruct Axis and all the lands surrounding it. It was more money than Dorkness fat husband had ever had.
He was/is alot richer than the lord of the land
I think Eris is a debt-based currency managed by the guild, who seem to have their hand in everything. If so, they probably try to re-possess large quest rewards all the time and Kazuma's luck was not quite as bad as it sounded.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT IMOUTO
Guys I feel more emotionally attached to Megumin than I ever have before to a fictional character
How do I escape before this destroys my life
That's because he's surrounded by people with
>E Rank Luck
And it rubs off on him. Just take Volume 10 for example, 100% win rate when betting, Aqua tries to bet with him and suddenly they both lose. Kazuma kicks Aqua out, suddenly he's back to 100% win rate.
That's not true. His debt came from Aqua and Megumin killing the livelihood of over half of Axis' lands. He got indebted by saving his party. If he did as the guild girl told him and became a merchant from the start, he would possibly be the richest man in Australia by a mile by now
Maybe you should stop being retarded and read the main novels before reading the spin offs, and probably the spin off manga at that (granted it being much better than the main manga).
And Episode 4 will be good again, followed by episode 5 looking like complete ass.
Reading the mask spinoff really reallly makes me appreciate Wiz.
Considering this season would end as Wiz was showing her true strength, I hope the OVA would adapt the last chapter of the mask spinoff.
Would marry Ice Wizard Wiz, Beginner Lich Wiz and Destitute Shop Owner Wiz.
Don't put that shit on us, Eris drone. We vigourusly study any gospel that involves the benign Aqua-sama
Sounds fun, anon! Bring your friends, buy some gifts! I have a special very rare dragon you can buy, just sign your name
Writer is a woman. Makes the whole thing a little bit funnier actually, since Konosuba is basically built around bullying girls and making it fun.
I have a theory that her self insertion i Darkness
It's also probably the reason with Aqua feels so genuine and has so much personality, she feels like a real woman, wallet raping included. Feels good having something different from the mass copy-paste of cliche archetypes we have to endure in this media.
She's really bland right now. She might be better once we know why she decided to become a lich after being such a great adventure but for now she's boring as fuck other than being made for bullying.
When it gets to the hot springs arc I'm sure her popularity will spike since it is the one moment she isn't boring.
>So, Im thinking, I want to have a moment where Rem confesses and he experiences personal confl..
>YES AND THEN DARKNESS SCREAMS ABOUT BEING RAPED
>Okay, but, when Subaru realizes that
>AND THEN KAZUMA TIES HER OP AND BULLIES HER
>Natsume, are you listening?
I can see it. It's the base of their works
I think that goes for all the characters. Having a female author gives a different and more insightful twist to their personalities and quirks, which is why they are so well liked.
Specifically because she isn't afraid of highlighting the bad tendencies of women, and at the same time making Kazuma a complete scumbag. It's, all things considered, very well thought up.
Why did no one go to her birthday party?
I don't even like Crimsons but damn.
I'd let her tag along with my party for an adventure.
There's a legit explanation in ln5; She isn't chuuni enough. They seem to base most of their social stature on the way they introduce themselves, so even if she's the daughter of their leader, if she can't impress in her introduction, she is dogshit. Also why Megumin doesn't respect her the slightest.
Our name is Shingan Crimzons! The band who will become the number one of midi city!
Lonely Birthdays are one of the worst things in the world you can see or feel.
A Birthday is the most important day in someone's life. It's the day that they became REAL. A Birthday is a celebration of the existence of a person.
When no one comes to a birthday celebration, that means that there is no one who values your existence enough to want to celebrate it. That there is no one in the world who wants to spend time with you on your most important day.
An empty Birthday Party means that you have no one in the world who loves you.
And by God, that's the worst thing that can happen.
Thats what you get for shaking Chomusuke around
Who is got summoned here? I haven't read Vanir's novel.
Komekko was originally going to eat Chomusuke until Megumin stopped her several times.
I'm just happy they showed the uniform. Probably should have shown Megumin stealing Yunyun's lunch though. Maybe they're testing reactions for an explosions spinoff.
Those somalii crimsons need to leave Chomusuke alone. They are getting out of control. At least Kazuma is there now, to supervise her safety
Are these common names for imaginary friends or something?
They were truthfully a somewhat decent girls.
>tfw birthday is Christmas
I know this very damn feel. Everybody have a reason not to come to your birthday. I have yet to experience a crowd of non-family people singing happy birthday to me.
To be fair teleportation magic is likely a very high class spell and isn't included in the "advance class magic" skill pack if Yunyun was any indication. It only appears to be common because Megumin's race apparently chugs skill pots like crazy and almost every one of them knows the spell. The mana cost likely also scales with distance traveled and number of people/items taken so a full party gets expensive since that is the only job they can complete that day.
Lastly teleportation is likely like trucking. If the place you are teleporting to doesn't have anyone that wants to teleport away you have to waste a spell cast just to get to somewhere you can sell your services and include it in the cost. Axis town is fully of crazies so they might have just said fuck it and left immediately for their own safety.
I'm pretty sure that people who can use teleport are just super rare. Yet another way Megumin could have earned shitloads of money if she'd learn something other than explosion.
>Infused by a literal god
>Infused by a Duke of Hell
>Infused by an undead Demon King general
Will Emperor Zell burn Australia to the ground and bathe in the ashes?
In Konosuba, literally everything will kill you.
It is based 100% off Australia
Nothing to complain about.
You had people who cared enough about you to remember the day you came to Earth.
There are quite a lot of people who's own mothers don't even remember that day.
We uhm.. We didn't g et your invites, Yunyun. Not like we were getting smashed in the tavern with our friends
Yesterday was mine too, and no one remembered, including my mom.
We can only hope. The Emperor is chaos unleashed.
Your life matters, anon.
The world would be less without you. OUR lives would be worse without you.
Unless you post bait threads.
>tfw /k/ autists are making a patch of best girl
How much better can this get?
I've already gotten pic related, they're good stuff. Pre-ordered a Megumin nendoroid too.
Wow Megumin is actually a fucking slut.
So they opted for the practical option instead of a band-aid.
>Most of these rich kids have friends.
They're either rich kids who are as fucked as they are or poor and degenerate basket cases like my family.
They're not exactly the kind of friends who are good at keeping you from ending it all.
Something about this show wills people to make typos like this.
Top of the thread has some guy talking about Megameme's nuclear detergent, and we had another yesterday who wanted to nestle into her shitt.
I tend to think deen's choices are spot on considering the amount of episodes they get.
I wish they would adapt it nonstop, I need more fantasy comedy in my life and one season a year sucks.
Did DEEN come to their senses and made Yunyun boobs sensible in size compared to OVA?
I know what you mean. I love comedy shit, doesn't have to be harembait or isekai, as long as it's funny. And I think Konosuba is genuinely hilarious, and DEEN is doing a great job with it, despite the KyoAni vagabonds screaming about quality.
I would be statsified if we get a new season of Konosuba each year.
At this point we harvest enough for 7 seasons, and if the author keep releasing two volume per years we could keep it going for long long time.
>I would be statsified if we get a new season of Konosuba each year.
The faster seasons get released the more likely we are to get enough seasons to cover everything because there's no way in hell a committee will aprove a season of something that has ended.
I agree with the other anon ofcourse, I would love it to be ongoing. But it would be a fucking miracle if we got as far as season 3. Hell, this new season was a miracle in itself.
I think the series has one more season in it. You can tell that DEEN didn't spend much money on it. If it sells anything like S1 then they can safely ride the money train to S3.
No it was never a given. The first season was made to boost the LN sales, it was never meant to have a second season. Which is why it's a fucking miracle we're here now. DEEN made the show work way better than intended.
They already manage to boost sales during the first season. This second season won't boost the sales as much as the first, so yeah, being realistic I don't think a third season is likely.
Maybe a movie for Vol. 5 since Megumin is the poster girl for this series.
The thing is last season was better animated for sure and people who buy BDs do care about animation quality. Can you think of a pure comedy that sold a ton? I think if they don't either say BDs will have lots of improvements or step it up quality wise the sales will be lacking
Darkness fans are so rare. This must be what its like for birdwatchers to spot a rare breed in the wild.
Have a Dorkness on me
Speaking of which, MEGAMEME made top 3 on every best girl list relevant last year. Will we see a resurgence of chuunis? Perhaps even an official new seaon?
Watergirl. She seems like genuine fun and I like the idea that she can entertain herself
BD sales isn't a major factor I think. While it sells a respectable 50k ish, it wasn't really that impressive.
What's impressive is the LN sales, they manage to sell more than a million book, it become the second best selling LN just behind Keit-ai.
What's the appeal of megumin?
I feel the dynamic between Kazuma, Aqua and Megumeme is perfectly balanced. Darkness doesn't bring anything to the table and her HURR DURR I'M GETTING TURNED ON PLS INSULT ME MORE was annoying by the second time it happened
Happy b day anon. You fuckers are the best friends I have had in years.
They have. What is being translated is 'fanfiction'
I managed to read them and am usually pretty fussy but they're far from perfect too. If you can appreciate the comedy you will be able to get through rougher parts
Some part lack editors particularly the later volumes. However, and I'm not sure whether it's me getting used to it, or whether they have edited it again, but it's more readeable now.
Always go for Aqua.
>replying to 2 hour old posts
I guess not.
Oh, thank god.
I don't know what is it about LN's that tend to bring people who barely can write english to "translate" them. Compared to other frantranslation scenes, the LN scene is fucked.
>missing the recent replies
You sure aren't.
>not ascending past your 4th decade
Anyone have an idea what that disc in the middle is? Doesn't seem like another game that was included in last year's release.
What would you do if you party is...
Ex-goddess that's walking around with no underwear and spends her EXP on party tricks and no sense of responsibility.
Also her hair smells very very bad.
A prepubescent chuuni with single magic that renders her completely immobile after one use but it's quite flashy, and she's smug all the time.
A noble maiden with deviant sexuality that gets off from taking hits, She's boobs...boobs.
A wash so clean, IT GLOWS!
Not really my type as far as looks but it'd be so nice to have a girl that I didn't have to walk on eggshells around for fear of pissing her off or hurting her precious feelings. I could be inconsiderate as fuck and she'd just get turned on by it.
Laughed at that shit when Kazuma said it. Did people miss this in the LN or is this anime original only?
Considering that 1 eris = 1 jpy, 300k Eris is equal to 2600 usd in today's money. That actually makes one-way teleportation relatively cheap if it was used in today's world.
DEEN QUALITY aside, they changed things and added anime original content when they are already short on time. I just don't understand.
>not being turned on by explosions
If it's because of instantaneous travel, then yeah it's cheap. But if you're willing to wait half a day sitting down with a lot of people in a plane, you can probably go halfway around the world for a fifth of the price of one teleport.
I was just reading the Explosion spinoff. And damn, Dragon Knight Dust is foreshadowed there.
>“Listen to me! If you are looking for a companion, I have a good recommendation! There is an excellent spearman by the name of Rein Chelka in this city! He should be the youngest Dragon Knight from the neighboring country. He’s very famous…”
>“Don’t you find it suspicious? Anyway, if he is so famous, why is he adventuring in the Rookie City? By the way, do you know his appearance?”
>“Hm… Uh… I don’t know his appearance, but I heard that he is of noble birth! Except for those who bought their status with money, nobles should have blond hair and blue eyes! That’s right. Just find a polite handsome guy with blond hair and blue eyes!”
Also Katsuragi is fucking useless and his bitches are cunts.
Yeah, this really confused me. Does she have some curse? Is her hesitance to embrace her name doing it (either a curse, or a source of her not being genuine enough)? It's sad.
I see, my bad. I should've read all the way through first. The thread that is.
I'm only reading the LN+manga up to where the latest episode ends.Diction comparisons are interesting.
I think part of it is that she appears more covered up, which makes the outfit itself look nicer. Accuracy of her bust aside, I just think it was too uncovered in the OVA to work considering the jagged design.
I want to be in a relationship with Megumin where we take baths together.
I like her the most. It's only by a little bit, but I like her the most.
I agree. Must be something to do with her goddess nature. Or rather, that actual problem is probably Chomusuke.
Aqua of course.
I just finished reading the Explosion spinoff, the first three anyway. The third one is especially good, a lot of additional info/foreshadowing for current and future events. It also has a really nice scene between Yunyun and Megumin too.
I initially thought I would be annoyed if the explosion spinoff got animated first before 5~8. But now I sort of want to see it getting animated.
I also want to see Darkness and Chris's adventure. Yunyun's solo adventure would be nice to see too.
Best onee-chan, obviously. As all good crimson demon onee-chans do, she gathers lots of food to feed the younger crimson demons so they may grow big and strong.
Aqua is too dumb and annoying for me and I find Darkness' gimmick to be obnoxious so i guess I'll take Megumin.
This 2nd season has been everything I expected of it
Going by this standard I'll go Megumin just because I want to protect her the most.
Darkness would love to get raped and would love even more to be negated the right to be raped.
Aqua is just too dumb and she'd forget about it in about 5 minutes after it happens and start running around and dripping cum from her nopan without realizing it.
>bathe with Megumin
>not fuck her in the ass
What is wrong with Kazuma?
The funny thing is that this is a fucking fantasy world. There is no mass-produced, sliced bread, and no one is enough of a pleb to to throw out the crust on baked bread.
That's meant to be Wiz?
Jesus christ, how does anyone prefer the LN/Manga art vs the anime? At least the anime makes the characters look unique instead of generic copy-paste faces like that.
Apparently she knows of
Kazuma really only brings that bad things across. The "It's me, it's me" scam, soapland talk, multi-level marketing. And he sells all his actually useful ideas from our world to a devil
>Ice Wizard Wiz
Liches are nice and all but a stubborn headstrong wife is much better.
Also all the women in this series have some serious deficiencies.
It's like all the higher ups among the gods decided to make this world a junkyard of worthless souls which makes it closer to hell and makes it easier for demons to live there.
Also in Greek myth Eris is actually the godess of chaos and disaster.
Her self-insert is Arue.
The chick that made everyone go to the Crimson Magic village by writing a shitty storry into a letter meant for Yunyun (said insert in the letter said she would have a kid with the most tallentless scumbag of Axel and their kid would avenge the destroyed Crimson Magic clan).
Kazuma suffers through the journey:
>Female orcs almost raping him
>Getting blueballed by Megumin
>Getting captured and taken away by a Trans-sexual Demon general
>Kommeko stealing his kill when he tried to do a cool phrase
>Kazuma has kids with all the girls cause he choose them all
>His kids later form a party to track down the ''new demon lord''
>They meet ''aunt'' Kommeko
Man this has so much potential.
I think that the author can milk this for money till the end of her life.
She's like the Japanese female young version of Terry Pratchet.
Yeah, the LN designs are rather generic. Meanwhile in the anime:
>Kazuma looks like a creepy shut-in
>Megumi looks like a cute dork
>Darkness looks like a secret perv
>Aqua derp derp
The anime got it right. As for Wiz, she's a standard titty-monster, with a novelty over-sized ahoge; the LN version is fine.
You don't get it.
Read the chapter where Kazuma meets him in the capitol and Aqua sends away the ring he gave her.
The guy managed to creep out those two chicks enought to run away from him.
Yes it's volume 6.
Mazumari got dumped by his two party mates who ''wanted to lvl up on their own''.
Kazuma even teased him for getting dumped.
And then there's the part where he's obsessed with Aqua.
Imagine a spinoff where he had asked for Aqua instead of a sword. Now imagine Kazuma asks for Eris to accompany him.
Goddess versus goddess, man versus man.
I choose Aqua only if I can bite her ass.
In case I can't, I choose Megumin,