>not first girl >not the childhood friend >not a tsundere

First (main) girl always wins, anon. Aqua is the one on the merchandising, Aqua is the one who will win.

>>152413319
Kazuma is tsundere to Megumin. Until she becomes a legal loli in this eyes, anyways.

>>152413370
I don't read LN's, but isn't Megumin basically dating Scumzuma by now?

>win
I want shippers to die.

>>152413565
false flag. The first girl to date MC always loses. Remember Oreimo?

>>152413626
You cannot compare that drama filled shit to konosuba.

>>152413370
You're delusional if you think that Aqua is gonna fall for Kuzma OR that Kazuma is gonna fall for Aqua.

>>152413370
Aqua is literally a mascot character with no heroine appeal

>>>/v/

Because she's the most sexually assertive of the lot. To the point that Kazuma actually considers wifing the Megumeme.

>>152414067
>Anime based in a LN
>/v/
What?

>>152414103
>>>/v/364572898

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>>152413319
because megumin is best girl obviously

>dating a 14 years old kid

>>152414214
>who is also a flat chuuni

>>152414214
kazuma is 16

>>152413591
>He didnt read the LN
Boy you're in for a surprise

>>152414214
>check the wikia

>13
>14 (Volume 4 onward)
>17-18 (in the web novel)

What was the author thinking, changing her age into borderline loli?

>>152414265
>the two best things

>>152414214
>>152414265
Kazuma is living the dream /a/ would kill for.

>>152414383
>What was the author thinking, changing her age into borderline loli?
pedoneet jokes

>>152414336
Enlighten me.

>>152414214
Kazuma is only 16, He can date her without problems. Especially in a world were you need to be 14 to be legal.

>>152414383
Kazuma is obviously not going to dick her in the novel, but the author probably had thought of it in the WN.
She self inserts as Darkness and made it so Megumin doesn't upgrade her mana pool to be more useful because to her the feeling of mana depletion is sexual. This woman is a hard core deviant and with WNs it's always a matter of time before it turns to sex.

>>152414499
>Megumin doesn't upgrade her mana pool to be more useful because to her the feeling of mana depletion is sexual.
is this real or are you trolling?

>>152414552
did you even watch the show

>>152414499
considering the entire show is massive doujin bait this is probably accurate to some degree

>>152414552
It's real. Megumin is an M, although nowhere near as bad as Darkness. She likes it when Kazuma bullies her too.

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So was this a mistranslation?

1) Going by Kazuma's stated tastes he should find Yun Yun more attractive than Megumin.
2) Why would Megumin get angry at a complement?

>>152414614
I too would like to know what the hell happened in this scene. I'm not Japanese enough to understand that awkward interaction.

>>152414614
YunYun is a hopeless loner and even Kazuma pities her.
Megumin is a classic tsundere.

>>152414614
If it's a mistranslation, the LN translation I have makes the same one. Pretty sure >>152414704 was right and Megumin was just being tsun.

>>152414614
>>152414685
He's being sarcastic.

>>152414614
They kinda cut some lines from the LN exchange but it's basically

>Kazuma thinking about the difference between Yunyun and Megumin w/r/t their bodies
>Megumin says "Hey what's up. Crimson Demons have high INT so I can tell what you're thinking about."
>Kazuma gives that line in a half-assed attempt to throw her off
>Megumin assaults Kazuma

>>152414704
>>152414747
Oh yeah also, we might not be able to tell. But aside from her curves and big breasts YunYun does fall behind Megumin in looks.

>>152413370

Umm, didn't Megumin and Kazuma basically confess to each other in the last LN?

>>152414499
>She self inserts as Darkness
What a slut

>>152414936
That happened in vol 9. Kazuma really wants to fuck the Megumeme just see the last trasnlated chapter of the LN.

>>152415022
What is she inserting into herself?

>>152415117
why does /v/...

>>152413872
Yes, but it's Konosuba we're talking about, the author will make her win exactly of this.

And you know what? She will make this in such a way that everybody will like it. Mark my words.

>>152415117
another nail in the "/a/ and /v/ are different" coffin

>>152413319
>not a submissive doormat
>Literally rape bait
Also does she ever get enough mana to not be rape bait?

>>152415234
probably not

>>152415162
this. that's the one outcome everyone is least expecting, but also makes the most sense. The entire series is about Kazuma's and Aqua's bromance.

>>152413370

There is literally zero romantic anything between Aqua and Kazuma, and he never once used her for the succubus dreams.

>>152413370
Which of the two has several spin off LNs?

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>>152415162

ok

>>152415343
Boogeyman? This exact same thread was "accidentally" made on /v/.

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>>152413370
At this point with how normal Megameme is compared to the other two I'm convinced that she's the author's self insert.

>>152415386
If you're already butthurt over a single comment, I can't even imagine what will be when the real thing happen.

>>152414214
>living the dream

>>152414614
>megumin refuses to learn other spells
>kazuma sighs
>megumeme notices
>kazuma states that megameme is prettier so as not to say yunyun is a lot more useful in magic matters

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>>152414383
>she's really 18 in the web novel
An 18 years old chuuni sounds so hot.

>>152415626
>gigameme notices
>gets pissed

forgot this part

>>152413370

A harem ending is 100x more likely than aqua x kazuma

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>>152415710

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The ending was /comfy/

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>emilia is going to win
>megumin is going to win
>voiced by the same girl

...this seems rigged.

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Why isn't yun yun winning?

>>152416600
Her assets were so much larger in the OVA

>>152416600
Too autistic

>>152416685
The OVA was a mistake.

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>>152416715
And what a wonderful mistake it was.

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If someone wants to touch this up that would be great. Already gave myself arthritis.

>>152416403
>dude

Fuck off to reddit

>>152415117
/a/ discusses Konosuba all day long while /v/ only does it once in a while, it makes sense that their thread moves faster

>>152416913
What's wrong with you I love Gintama but it's undeniable that their humor has degenerated into peepee poopoo nose picking humor, nothing like that is happening with this series

>>152416396
>emilia is going to win
>Emilia
>Winning
Pick one

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>>152416396
>Emilia
>Winning

Boy do I have news for you.

>>152417420

Am I missing something? Tell me, I ain't afraid of reality. But if you're going to bring something up, that shit better be official and it better be clear, none of this stretch fan-canon bullshit.

>>152417463
She has been making almost no gains against someone who has spent more time with the MC as a potato than as a person.

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>>152417463

>/v/ thread accumalated 200 posts before being deleted
>this one still at 80

Is Konosuba /v/core?

>>152417600
For context, the Witch of Lust shows up as whoever you desire most, she showed up as a blueberry roll.

>>152414214
>a 14 years old

It's "year-old". I can half-ass speak several languages, too, but I have the decency and shame to not embarrass myself and everyone around me.

>>152417463
The man quite literally strangles people who questions his love for the potato. Or shittalking the potato, or touching the potato.

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>>152417857
Or look like the potato

>>152417625
there are like 10 konosuba threads already and /v/ has 50x the traffic of /a/

>>152413319
>How is this possible?
Parodies are build around subverting tropes you dummy

>>152417895
No, no, he sees Rem in Ram. That's why the filthy one night stand is a thing. Because he unconsciously treats Ram like how he treats Rem.

>>152418026
> filthy one night stand

what

>>152418098
Exaggeration, don't mind it. Probably won't happen. Hopefully.

>>152418098
Its a thing that's been going around because Ram has a shitty lover and want out of her relationship and Subaru has a years worth of pent up Oni lust within him that he starts treating looking at Ram like she is Rem with the possibility of them slipping at a moment's weakness due to how Emilia mentioned that Subaru slept with Ram while camping with Ram being embarrassed about it. Basically a fuel for the NTRfags. As neither Ram nor Subaru view each other romantically and have been butting heads over Rem.

>>152418484
>Ram has a shitty lover
Wait what? Clown is actually dicking the red oni and it's not just memes?

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>>152419222
You tell me.

>>152419253
What chapter is this?

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>>152419253
CLOWNDICK CONFIRMED REAL.

>>152414455
Nothing is stopping them from being together, not anything legal related and not even Megumin's parents. It's basically their destiny to be wedded at this point.

>>152419315
Arc 3, it got removed in the anime for reasons. But if it helps Roswaal is the one more or less responsible for cutting of her horn and burning her village to breed her so he can meet the Witch of Greed by possessing Ram's firstborn.

>>152418484
wow that show sounds fucking dumb

>>152419463
Without context I guess it would wouldn't it?

>>152419253
d-delet this

>>152417298
>>152417420
>thinking anyone other than Emilia will end up with barusu
Remfags sure are cancerous. I was hoping they'd get overlast year's meme waifu by now

>>152419457
Is it still in the manga? Also, what use is there in breeding and possessing her child? Ram is the special one.

>>152419253
The more I know about this thing the more retarded it gets.

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>>152419656
At least we have evidence to back up our statements.

>>152419679
Its a little complex to explain but basically it all had to do with arc 4 and Sanctuary. Plus Roswaal is also a gospel user. Also yes its still in the manga but less obvious.

Darkness and Aqua aren't exactly top-tier competition.

>>152415408
>Not laughing_bitches.png

re:zero fags gtfo

get your shitty isekai outta here

>>152419679
>Also, what use is there in breeding and possessing her child?

Eugenics mostly

>>152419835
When Rem awakens Emilia is going to be seriously jealous at all the affection she'll be getting.

Did Kazuma really say megumin was prettier than yunyun?

>>152420341
See
>>152415626

>>152420341

You should try watching the episode, anon.

CHOMUSUKE DESU

>>152413370
How would she win when Kazuma has literally no romantic feelings towards her, and no reason to develop any?

>>152415626
>>152420411
>>152420489

The execution could have been much better.

>>152414214
>in the world where 14 years is legal

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>>152420503
Because anon, tied to Kazuma's pinky is the red string of fate, and although it is wound and crosses all over creation as he traces over the labyrinthine uncurling he will be led right to Aqua's own pinky string. Feelings? Reasons? Fool! This is divine providence: Destiny!

>>152413626
A better example. Remember Canvas 2?

I'm not watching this season yet, but just a reminder, the best girl never wins.

>>152413319
It is possible because's she's best girl.

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Ha-Ha!
Time for Mobage grinding!

They did a collab for the first season as well, but it sucked because there were barely any voiced lines.
Megumin had damn well better go EXPLOSION! when I explosion this time!

>>152419498
REEE:Zero is dumb context or no context.

>>152424307
Is this the famed shitposter-kun I've been hearing about?

>>152423034
wat game

>>152413319
>winning

But that's not Chris.

>>152417600
>>152417698
Wait, are you telling me that Rem can actually win? All that autistic tantrum what people made after "I love Emilia" was for nothing?

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>>152425354
Well yeah, anons keep telling people that Subaru loves the ever-living fuck out of Rem but nobody listens.

>>152424446
UchiHime
Uchi no hime-sama ga ichiban kawaii

Kinda little fun game, you pinball your guy around to beat up the bad guys. Collect hundred of girls for power and support.
The game's speciality is having collabs with popular anime. They had Re-zero, New Game, GochiUsa, etc, etc.

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>>152413370
But that's wrong.
Aqua has no romantic chemistry compared to Dankness and Megumeme.
He does have chemistry with Aqua but that's not romantic.

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>>152425747
>Dankness

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>>152425354
Yes

Plus if you read the stuff the anime cut out it becomes even more apparent. It was an entire month of Subaru, relationship building and SOL with the mansion cast between arc 2-3. Which included a small number of mini-dates with Rem and constant flirting those two.

>>152414214
Awesome, right?

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>>152414214
>implying this is bad

>>152416396
>Emilia
>Winning
Get a load of this guy.

I want to get Megumin teen pregnant at the age of 14 (fourteen)

>>152415408
Arue is the author's self-insert.

>>152425424
>>152426920
It will be a harem end anyways. It is stupid to argue about it
I'm a Remfag as well and I don't dislike Emilia or anything. Sure she'd better get some more proper development though.
But I hated emilitards even though I kinda understood that many of them were just trolls.

>>152433876
Emilia is looking pretty witchy though. That doesn't end well usually.

>>152432076
>author's self insert writes a story about kazuma impregnating yunyun
what are you trying to say?

>>152414614
it was sarcasm like saying a girl has a great personality implies she is otherwise unattractive, the joke being that right after they met yunyun who proved herself to be much more useful magically than megumin he asks if she would be willing to be more useful by learning other spells and she says no then he sarcastically states shes more attractive because also they just met yunyun who had bigger breasts and he knows megumin has a whole complex about being comsidered a child. The joke is yunyun is more busty and magically useful the megumin basically, and she plays along with it understanding it as an insult and sarcastically retaliating "in character" with the slimy hug

it's really not that complicated just simple bantz