New Chapter: http://bato.to/reader#4656ddf4b1eee815
>yfw Yasuho is finally back after a literal 2 year absence
Well shit, your favorite villian (minor or major) has just replaced your least favorite Jojo in his part and must continue the story.
How does it change?
Pucci solos battle tendency and t urns Kars into a pile of mush
So that Jojolion JAV was a joke or is going to be an actual thing?
Nut King Crimson and his Nutitaphs reporting in
Daily reminder that part 5 and 8 is the best parts.
You got the link of that thread?
When was that?
>Part 1 Dio in Battle Tendency
I'd like to see him asspull his way out of that one
why wouldn't it be real? JoJo is bigger now than it has ever been before and a certain AV company has finally decided to do something with it.
please buy physicals they might make more for other parts
Tbh most of the jojo cosplayers i`ve seen were probably chicks.
The pic we have circulating of the supposed JAV is from a cosplayers folder
It's a meme guys we felt for it
>Cicocico's bizzare adventure
>Secco as a brojo
>Diavolo can't punch through the ground
>Cioccolata gets donuted but separates
>Arsepulls into a chopper and molds Diavolo
>Secco goes full Zeppeli preventing Diavolo from escaping the mold
See Giorno? We...uh... Cioccolata could have made a great team to help defeat Diavolo.
Did somebody say COSPLAY????
>implying Buff Sherlock Holmes wasn't the funniest thing
these two brothers look so fucking peaceful here. This better be how it ends with them leaning against a rail on a boat to America.
>Japanese General Jotaro and Old Kakyoin
>japanese general jotaro
I thought it was jouta
>in a church
What, are they animeonly or something?
The guy playing Josuke isn't much of a Josuke, but he would make an excellent Kira.
Nutman's probably going to turn face in the final battle to save Yasuho and get wrecked for his troubles, completing his arc from total shit to cool guy.
>when Guido "if it 4, im out the door" Mista
I love Mista as well but Gyro is a mile ahead of him
i want him to
Mista deserved a good ending. Sex Pistols was where a lot of my appreciation for Mista came from too. I love stands with a personality and those guys were pretty much members of the part 5 crew.
It's either Yoshikage Kira disposes of his adopted douchebag of brother and lives a quite life as an English gentleman, mudering ladies, or Funny Valentine .with his brother on his side becomes the queen of England
I don't think they're all meant to be romantically involved or even attracted though, it has Rohan and Reimi and Lisa Lisa and Caesar in it. Rohan just saw Reimi as an annoying girl who he actively mocked until learning she was his old babysitter whereupon he felt grudgingly obliged to avenge her, and Lisa Lisa seemed to see Caesar as a son-figure with him idolizing and respecting her as his teacher.
>Caesar's death-theme in the anime is an unrequited love-song and Messina teases Caesar for either 'pining over Joseph like a schoolgirl' or feeling 'true love' over him depending on whether it's the subs or dub
Fujos are growing more powerful, infiltrating the very industry
>Not Amusing New Years
This is one of those cases where you can totally see where the fujos are coming from. Caesar even does that classic tsundere "it's not like I worried about you" shit before the fight with the brain.
Mista and Trish should've stayed swapped.
It would be just like that movie where that boy and girl switch bodies and fall in love, and ask for each other's names, because that was the title.
Nah nah, I hear you. It's not like Jotakak or something where the basis for it is just two boys existing in each others proximity and interacting occasionally.
Caesar being tormented by homolust also adds an extra layer to a pretty underdeveloped character, while it's not great it makes him marginally more interesting. Joseph never would've given a shit though, he was more focused on the other homos in his life.
Does anyone have the greentext of the autist who accidentally created a Dio Tulpa?
>22 year old Kira goes to Egypt and steals Mariah and Midler's hands
>only fights DIO because he tried molesting him with a flesh bud
Pucci decides to try and infiltrate the mafia to acquire more stand-discs to help him achieve Heaven. After being attacked by Buccellati and taking his disc he finds himself being stalked by the rest of Buccellati's crew, who are determined to get their leader back and never get assigned to look after Trish as a result. La Squadra probably takes advantage of the chaos to go after her and possibly succeeds, with Diavolo trying to pit the various parties against each other in the hope of getting as many killed as possible.
>yfw Part 9's JoJo looks like this
I really want to see Araki use this design
As cute as tomboys are, given the reception to Jolyne's part I really doubt Araki would make the MC like that.
Which sucks, Jolyne is easily one of the best-written and most-developed JoJos, definitely my favorite.
>Liked the Power Of Five over Alex Rider
>Had to wait 5 years for the fucking conclusion
>Then be too old to enjoy the books
>Alex Rider gets Araki covers
Thanks Horowitz you dickweed
I need Araki to draw Boris Johnson
It's the thighs, bruv
whoever was in that thread last night and told me not to stay in that thread so the ending to arc 3 wwouldn't get spoiled, thank you. Just finished it and even though i got suspicious when Polnareff was walking up the stairs, It was still a crazy interesting Stand.
Definitely not my favorite part, but probably my favorite ending.
>Part 9 JoJo is a spy
>Shot by a sniper rifle
>Awakens his stand 「Die Another Day」
I really want to see a Part 9 JoJo set in Britain. It would also give Araki the chance to use movie names for the stands.
While he doesn't pander to fans (see him not going for low-hanging fruit, like never giving us things like Star Platinum Requiem or mentioning fan-favorites like Kakyoin and Caesar after their deaths) he does seem to think about what fans like, as he mentions in interviews. Which is why Part 3 was mainly owned by Polnareff and Jotaro, Polnareff was really well-liked and led to popular stories and Jotaro was always the most popular character.
It's from a book series called Alex Rider made by Anthony Horowitz (an english author). It's super popular in schools over here so when a japanese release came around Araki illustrated the covers for him.
I'd feel super weird seeing modern day London in jojo though.
A East London West Ham fan jojo would be 10/10 though.
Although he'd probably end up being like Axl from guilty gear
Araki had a punk rockgasim here. Holy Dio
Bruno killed Requiem right before that so Diavolo's soul went back to his own body. Since Diavolo was just a spirit at the time he tried to stab himself, the arrow went right through him.
nah it's one so far. from everything ive heard about 4 im really looking forward to it.
enjoyed the comfiness of p2 but too much asspull
as you can see people already have.
i don't really care, in the last thread i expplained i was already given away a shit ton of stuff by watching a youtube video with 5+ death scenes in it.
thanks for the warning though, always appreciate the people who don't give away spoilers like some bitter, jaded weeb would.
Sheer Heart Attack
Bites The Dust
Burning Down The House
Stairway To Heaven
Made In Heaven
Soft And Wet
Nut King Cole
That should be all of them, if my logic is correct.
This is what Araki sees in his head when he reads about cell proteins, so probably.
That help a bit I guess. When they mentioned that it can also turn your death to 0 so you experience it over and over the only thing running through my mind was how did he come up with this shit.
It's Born This Way now buddy.
Why didn't Kakyoin die when this happened?
>JoJo 30th Anniversary Event next month
>Part 5 anime announced
Heritage to the Future ported to Steam
>New Art Book
Gyro, Valentine and Johnny SAS officially unveiled
>ASB ported to PS4 in 1080p 60fps with fixed netcode
Purple Part 4 JoJoniums announced
>New JoJo game where you can finally play with F.F and with local multiplayer
>Diamond Records actually turns out to be good
If only one of these things happens we will have achieved heaven
I know they're all flawed but to me 7's flaws stick out more than other Parts, though the second half was so good it manages to save it and raise it from meh to great. I prefer 6 and so far 8 but 7 is in third place for me.
One of the only Stand rules that was really solidified at that point was that injury to your stand was injury to you.
Star Platinum is caving Hierophant Green's head in. Kakyoin's skull should have collapsed.
Glad I'm not the only one who likes it
>My favourite stands are ones like Hey Ya, Survivor, Superfly
>Contranian starter pack
>Diamond Records gets an English release
Did we get an update on those "Learn English with jojo" books?
>Did we get an update on those "Learn English with jojo" books?
>Beat em up/brawler with gacha aspects.
>Covers parts 1-4, probably more as the anime goes on like Stardust Shooters did.
>More info comes out as the year goes on
>Did we get an update on those "Learn English with jojo" books?
It does not seem likely that he was holding back.
Have you noticed that Jobin's hair now even more resembles Flashback man's hair?
I think originally when jjl just started Araki wanted this design, but later changed this to current Jobin, but now he makes him look closer to original design as a hint.
I bet that this face is from some other memories that he didn't remembered for some reason or because of it has something to do with jobin's stand, may be he can fuck with your memory?
It was great the first time through but on a reread I was really disappointed with how so many side characters were just dropped with no or shit resolution to their arcs, like Sandman and Hot Pants. They were interesting characters that I wanted to see more of but the way their endings were handled was subpar to say the least. That said the good stuff in SBR was more than enough to pull it above the shit stuff for me, I just wish it could have been more.
just keep giving me more Hato and I'll be a happy man
It's been up for about a month now.
Thanks. I actually kinda want these, damn.
Jobin's first design was a rock ponytail. Texture like Norisuke's old hair.
Flashback man (I think) comes before Jobin's first reveal.
But it only took 10 pages for Jobin to be put on a bus and become initials before we have two scars Jobin. So I dunno of Araki has post made him flashback man or its just a accident
I think that's why we never see Jobin too wet when the sprinklers go off because he'd look like flashback man
You're welcome, my dude.
I wish I could have experienced DIO's World without spoilers the first time I read it.
I hope you enjoy Part 4.
I've heard those arguments about Hot Pants and Sandman, but honestly it didn't bother me at all. I actually enjoyed the anticlimactic death of Sandman without it being resoluted.
It felt like here's a real character with his own compelling story who gets steamrolled by the protagonists who got quite ruthless by that point of the story. I really really liked it actually.
>being a fictional character doesn't stop DIO from ruining people's lives
Hope the best for ya dude! Be sure to occasionally come back with progress reports on big checkpoints of the story you've got to.
Lets hope some spoilers go un-noticed for ya
unbelievably powerful and DIO is so disconnected yet so charged by what made Dio Brando great.
Just started part 4, already loving the difference in style.
will do when I finish part 4. It's already looking great.
Which stand has the best facial expressions and why is it King Crimson?
Guys is Naranciafag dead? Jojo threads were absolute meme shitpost cancer a week ago and now were having discussions again
Ignoring that Dio having that Hermit Purple-like stand is basically the same thing as Giorno's damage reflection (as in, it was fucking retconned)...
Why would that not be Jonathan's? Wouldn't it make more sense for Jonathan to have a similar stand to Joseph?
Not only that, but Diego's stand is The World as well. How much more evidence do you need?
I don't understand these, was absent all day someone tell me what the fuck are these things
WHAT'S UNDER THE FUCKING HAT
THIS IS SOME DOUBLE D SHIT I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHATS UNDER THE HAT
It was a cont. of another thread.
Well youtube comments are shit tier to begin with. The only comments you'll see for classic music videos are "waaah back in my days this is the good shit we listened to modern music is so shit waaa" or "lol who came here cause this song was used/referenced in (_____)"
Someone asked what the genitals would look like if Jobin and Kaato fused. Someone else than posted a picture of Kaato's head as the dick head with tits on the dick telling Joshu it wasn't to late for a suckle after all. It escalated from there.
From JOJO A-GO! GO!
>He's able to use a similar clairvoyance as Joseph because his body is Jonathan's from the neck down
Yes, it doesn't make much sense, and it might be a retcon, but that's the explanation
Everyday we stray further fron god
He used vampire juices bro, CD can't fix Pucci's foot because it was always fucked up since birth and CD couldn't return it to a previous state. The World literally just stops time and Hermit Purple was Jonathan's.
What will the Part 5 ED be? No meme suggestions like Gangster's Paradise.
you mean this?
The point was DIO stole everything from the Joestars and now Jotaro is taking it all back, including the one thing of DIO's that's truly his ie his Stand and the world of stopped time.
looks a little messy for a screencap but i dont blame the doc from losing his sides every second he tried to screencap it
>ha.. ha.. wow, joshuu.. that's great!
Poor Nut Man, gets his face on dicks and he gets cucked back.
i hope none of you practice alchemy
look over here
>stand literally only makes your pissed
>single handily made all hell break loose in a prison
This is by far the best and worst stand in all Jojo. Put it in any part and everyone is a MADMAN
Someone needs to photoshop Soft & Wet holding a shovel into the George Constanza meme
Not to mention Pucci decided to let it loose in the fucking maximum security ward with all the most violent and dangerous criminals in the state and let them run free just to see what happens with the bone.
Planning on starting up a Jojo Tomodachi Island file.
Any suggestions for islanders? I already got the Nutman Gappy and Yusaho planned.
I can also turn this into a game where first 5 posts equals an islander game
I spent an hour trying to find a perfect vagina for a Valentine uncensor yet found the perfect dick within seconds for the other version.
I'm so fed up of fucking dicks and jokak/ceaeph porn
Get my Cioccolata and his dog in please.
Pucci could be amusing. I imagine it'd be tough to make him look right though.
Time of the Season for the part 5 ED. What do you think?
Its Raining Men or Spandau Ballet's Gold. i would be satisfied with either
Both the Alpha AND Omega
Dont worry your little heads, I found a pretty decent Pucci Mii anyway, but tell you guys what, considering im thinking of making Nutman, Gap, and Yusa from scratch, I'll see what ideas (and most likely (you)s) come here
>part 3 got 2 EDs
>part 4 got 1 ED
>yfw part 5 gets none
You wake up one day to find the entire world has fallen under the sway of Jojo villains.
>USA and Canada under the iron napkin of Funny Valentine (Pucci's running the prison system tho)
>Latin America divided into vampire livestock juntas by the Pillar Men
>DIO using his army of loyal Stand users to toy with African regimes from his seat of power in Britain
>European governments thoroughly infiltrated by Passione, drug/slave trade thriving
>Japan is a quiet country
where any attractive woman might just disappear any given day
You get one plane ticket to one of these five, where do you choose?
Because he couldn't think of how to use it and saw it as a tool to destroy organisations from the inside out which he didn't want to happen to his. He needed Pucci who was far less self-centred (outwardly at least) to think of a use for it.
I got you senpai
Didnt Part 4 only get that because of the way the arcs were set up?
Where would part 5's OPs be cut off?
>Beginning to FOrmaggio or Illusio
>Illuso to Mystery of King Crimson
>BIG to finish
>yfw Part 5 is just one continuous episode
So Jobin uses the Rokaka branch to upgrade his stand and become final villain material?
Hey guys, someone have the Strat Cat theme/ost?
>yfw Part 5 is reduced to only 20 minites of narration and manga stills
>yfw Part 6 is just crude storyboards with the director describing whats going on
>yfw part 7 is just the VAs reading their lines off a script in one take
>yfw Part 6 is 3 OVA's with tons of cut content and an altered ending
>not a single person survived Made in Heaven and Pucci uses his stand to kill every JoJo
just stay in America, not much would be different just all tragedies go somewhere else.
Nope it's just cours. If GW gets 39 episodes as well then it means new OPs on episode 14 and 27 regardless of where they're up to. That's why we got Chase starting on Rohan of all things and Great Days starting an episode after the Atom Heart Father stuff ended with Chase still on RPS Kid. They'll try and cut things so you don't have a two parter having a new OP start in the second part though. Most likely ways they'll split the cours is beginning to Man in the Mirror for OP1, Grateful Dead to Notorious B.I.G for OP2 and My Name is Doppio to the end for OP3.
But America was shrunk to the size of New York and only people that were of use to Lucy stayed in it's range. If you're not useful to Lucy then you'd be sent elsewhere like a misfortune.
>implying DIO would be satisfied with just Egypt/Britain and wouldn't stop until the entire world was under his siege
This is actually a pretty interesting scenario for a fanfic. The villains waging war between themselves.
>DIO and Valentine are the primary leaders of the war in a JoJo world version of an America vs Arabia war
>Pucci is a spy who turns American prisons to his cause
>Valentine seeks forces in Japan and Kira ends up having to run for his life because his intel knows about him
>Passione gets into conflict with DIO's forces as well
I mean, fuck, I'd read the shit out of it.
Here's an attempt.
Lets meet up cutie.
>kira vs DIO
do you think kira could turn himself into a contact bomb to counter the effects of The World?
>inb4 hurr it would kill kira too
the coin he used against shigechi was completely unharmed so I don't see why not
>but he can't bomb himself
see: Kira vs Stray Cat
>kira vs DIO
It's tactics vs brute force. I'm not sure if Kira would be able to exploit DIO as well as Jotaro did, but his ability is a OHKO one, so he has a chance to pull it off
He could probably turn himself into a bomb, but it'd be useless
useless uselessbecause DIO would just donut him in stopped time and get back to a safe distance before he had the chance to detonate.
Depends on what he turns into a bomb. If he turns his clothes into a bomb, he's going to get caught in the blast and die even if his clothes are fine. If he turns his entire body, then it might work.
However, KQ needs to manually activate the bombs; So they wouldn't explode on frozen time.
On pretty much every instance Kira has to activate the bombs using Killer Queen's switch. This is pretty much what allows Jotaro to get the drop on him since he doesn't press it on time. He has to manually activate it.
He needs to manually detonate them, as shown when he and/or KQ clicks his thumb down.
And KQ's bombs don't move in stopped time either, as shown by SHA and its explosions being halted completely by Star Platinum. Even if he could make a bomb that explodes automatically when touched, touching it in stopped time would either fail to trigger the explosion provided you stopped touching it before time resumes, or the bomb would only go off after time resumed.
Yah caught me just before I sleep
I can take a look but it might be a while. I have a backlog from the digging you guys have been helping me with.
There's a couple doujins on the panda I want to do for personal reasons.
And I've seen some wonky ass looking dicks and clunges.
Rohan's red salami ghost buster triggered me. (If that anon ever remembers the name please tell me. )
The other Kirabu log is top priority.