Nyaruko-san is the greatest love story ever told.
Well, here are your options. You could either:
A) Fall in love with a cute girl who just happens to be an unspeakable evil, and go on adventures throughout space that may cause you to lose your sanity, or
B) Continue to live out your boring life on Earth.
I know what I'd choose.
Words cannot express the black hatred you have once again stirred up in me.
You guys are exaggerating, I'm sure they lead a perfectly vanilla normal live without ending horror etc with sex in the missionary position for the purposes of creating cute baby eldritch abominations