Why are Reifags so threatened by Asuka's existence?

low-test fags can't handle personality they just want a boring fuckhole that never says no because they're beta males

>Why are Reifags so threatened by perfection?

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Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato makes more sense.

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>>152375300
I prefer Asuka but Asukafags are the ones starting shit a good majority of the time.

>>152375300
>>152375327
>>152376110
I started posting here in 2008, and Asukafags didn't used to be this autistic or shitposty. At this point, mods need to start banning you. It's the only way you'll take this garbage back to /trash/.

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>>152376280
Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato is the only option.

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>>152375300
For the same reason Ccucks fear Kallen

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>>152375300
I prefer Asuka because she's relatable and she's really cute.

Due to her age, I probably wouldn't waifu Asuka... probably a daughterfu whom I could raise.

Because she's superior

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>>152376280
Misato is the best girl, bar none.
Hell, I'd say Ritz is ahead of blue and red too.

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I'd really love to see what a 20 year old Asuka would look like.

>>152380734
Did you not see 3.0?

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>>152376280
>nobody likes Ritsuko

wtf am I the only one?

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I genuinely feel sorry for toiletfu fags. Their brains are so underdeveloped that they can't even process the superiority of Asuka. Such a sorrowful existence.

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>>152375300
I don't know, honestly.
I mean I'm a Kaworufag and even I can see Asuka is best girl.

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>>152375300
Smaller animals tend to feel threatened by larger ones.

>>152381484
Gendo likes her enough to cum inside I guess.

>>152381450
Yes I did, she's still biologically 14 because curse of the EVA.

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>>152381589
>posting that fake Asuka

>>152375300
Same reason CC-fags are hostile at Kallen-fags.

>>152382699
>filename
FUCK

>>152383176
What the hell is this faggot shit? Some rebuild? Someone redpill me

>>152383293
Never saw Code Geass, who won the Lelouchbowl between them?

>>152383248
You just posted the same Asuka, retard

>>152383480
Are you new? One is Shikinami and the one I posted is Soryu.

>>152383552
They're both Shikinami, you absolute retard.

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>>152376280
Real adulthood is realizing Shinji is best girl and wanting to ram your Lance of Longinus into his little boipussi

>>152383637
Who let Kaworu near a computer

>>152383452
Neither. He died. Unless you were in denial about the ending, in which case CC "won" and he became a cart driver. Now with the new season on the way, unexpectedly, it's anyone's game again.

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>>152383705

>>152383575
Prove it.

>>152383966
The UCC coffee campaign with characters drawn by Hidenori was to promote Rebuild 2.0

>>152383927
Does Kaworu help Shinji wash his body?

>>152384037
Yeah, but both of them said "no homo" a hundred times so it is not gay

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>>152384624
>tfw no bro to platonically wash your cock

>>152375300
Reifags are jealous of every Eva character

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>>152383207
> because curse of the EVA
What the hell is the curse of the Eva? Is it yet another LOLMETA joke about not being able to change their designs due to fanbase's obsession with characters and merch sales? Does it even have any in-plot significance?
>>152380734

>>152386318
The curse of Eva has existed since NGE

>>152386318
>Is it yet another LOLMETA joke
yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind

>Does it even have any in-plot significance?
only that shinji is still an immature emotionally unstable faggot

>>152386427
>yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind
if you think of eva as immature bullshit for teenagers that should be left behind, why are you even interested in it?

>>152376280
The truth and nothing but the truth

>>152376280
that guy may be fit and tall but jesus his face looks so retarded

Asuka might be my waifu, but giant naked Rei is my fetish.

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Mayafags (all two of them) unite!

>>152377509
Why are red haired action girl always the best, Gosh

>>152375300
This is the best question ever, cause in CG case I get that Lelouch is handsome, and dominant and I can get why fags wants to see their girls win the Lulubowl, but in Eva ? Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.

Aisha > Asuka
Lina > Rei

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>>152388584
The girls in Eva already have love interests

>>152375327
I'd rather be a beta than a cuck because Asuka will never have sex with you.

>>152388615
happy Gendo and Rei are making me uncomfortable

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>>152388481
I'm here what's that suppossed to mean??

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>>152388584
>Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.

DELET

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>>152388481
The cutest lesbian.

>>152388844
literally shinji in a dress

>>152388615
asuka should shave too

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>>152388869
shinji in a dress you said?

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>>152388883
Starting with the horrid unibrow

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>>152388911
Why is Shinji such a slut?

>>152388481
>[puking intensifies]
Seriously she had some soft guts. Other than that and her lesbianism she is best girl

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This whole thread

>>152389192
Post this in the Asuka /c/ thread

>>152389005
anyone can puke anon

>>152386318
>dat adult asuka
hnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>152376280
>>152377451
>>152380603
>>152386992
this

>>152383713
Nice try, ccuck

>>152378198
>implying everyone on this site isn't underage

>>152383207
Chronological age is what counts.

Both rei and asuka are shit and misato isn't much better

t. somebody who just finished Evangelion and EoE a few days ago.

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>>152390808
But what did you think of Kaworu?

>>152376280
Misato is just "I'm going to choose the least popular option C so that I don't have to decide AND I get to claim an elite status"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasted_vote

>>152383966

the blue triangles on her collar means it's Shikinami you absolute shitard.

>>152375300

Finally finished NGE and I don't really see what's appealing about Rei, she's basically a husk.

>>152391456
Finally finished NGE and I don't really see what's appealing about Asuka, he's basically a cunt.

>>152391545

better a cunt than a robot

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>>152391601
Trump would hate Asuka.
Like Meghan kelly, she has blood coming out of her "whatever" and is a tumblr SJW feminist landwhale.

Hey slutfag, this thread is about Asuka and Rei.
Btfo with Misato, thanks.

I like short blue hair but Rei is just boring.
If she was horny, bitchy, talked too much and had red semi-rimmed glasses she would be perfect.

>know someone who acts just like asuka in real life
>they are cute as fuck but a real bitch
>only shown a nice side a couple times everytime i tell them to fuck off forever
This is pretty hellish.

>>152392196
If that story were true you wouldn't be here.

>>152377509
>Kallenfags trying to hide behind Asuka
Don't associate your low tier girl with best girl Asuka

>>152383146

He's the guy I relate to the most in the series

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>>152392196
You know what must be done.

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>>152382699
>that filename
top tier

>>152375300
Why are Asukafags so threatened by Rei's existence?

>>152394001
They aren't, they just laugh at it.

>>152394001
Yeah, the fact they have to resort to making shitposting threads shows alot desu.

>>152388925
So. Did they fug in this scene?

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>>152394936
Unless Asuka has a futa dick, then no

>>152394977
Wtf I love Auska now!

>>152394936
Yeah

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>>152395026
Fag.

>tfw Rei is so autistic she can't accept simple friendship
>tfw Shinji is so autistic he can't get her hints
>tfw Asuka still tries to be friends with Rei
>tfw she even chooses ramen stand so Rei can have a vegetarian meal
>tfw she still cares about Shinji and visits him at hospital
Asuka truly was the best girl

>>152375300
>Why are Reifags so threatened by Asuka's existence?

It's the other way around. Both in the story, and in the real world.

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>>152395805
exactly what I thought anon

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>>152397031
>well ahead of her years

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>>152386318
so when does her and shinji get to fuck?

>>152397432
Why are they drawn so creepy and ugly here?

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I'm gay so naturally I prefer Kaji as husbando, Kaworu would be weird and *.pdf

However if I had to choose a waifu, Misato would defnitely be my choice. Rei and Asuka are too fucked up to be attractive. Misato is also fucked up, but she knows how to deal with her issues and still be a decent person.

Having either Rei or Asuka as a waifu would be a terrible experience imo.

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>>152397849
Because Shinji is being forced to marry the doll.
He should be marrying himself.

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>>152398486
He should marry Kaworu and crossdress as a qt housewife

>>152398564
>>152398486
Disgusting, Shinji is the strongest individual, not a submissive slut, although he was such before EoE

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>>152398685
Looks pretty submissive to me

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>>152398685
Shinji's whole journey through the TV series was learning to love himself.
It's only logical that his next step would be going to fuck himself.

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>>152399034
He's got clones, but they have boobs

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>>152399339
>Shinji can literally fuck himself but it won't be gay
What a lucky boy.

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>>152399413
If he fucks himself, wouldn't it just be masturbation?

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>>152399502

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>>152399550
I wonder what Shinji's cum tastes like

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>>152399575
>>152399550
>>152399502
>>152399413
>>152399339
There comes a point when we should stop and we have clearly passed it a long time ago.
But let's keep going anyway.
Probably tastes like LCL.

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>>152399656
I want to shove a buttplug up Shinji's tight boypussy and spank his plump ass until he passes out from overstimulation.

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>>152399696
At least you're not dressing him up like his mom, posing him for sexy pictures and then raping him to a MIDI rendition of Ode to Joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VFYHj1dY

>Reifags are unapologetic samefagging frogposters
Who knew?

>>152376280
Misato is a drunken slut, Ritsuko is best

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>>152399755
Where did Anno let it all go so wrong.

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>>152399829
>Shinji and Kaji are both crossdressing faggots

Looks like I was right when I said /ourguy/ Kaworu was the only straight dude left in Evangelion.

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Reminder that Shinji is canonicaly heterosexual.
>Speaking about the blushing, is it because Shinji was happy that someone said they like him?
>Anno: Yes, Shinji-kun really didn't experience carnal desire there *laugh*.
Confirmed by Anno himself.

>>152399928
he also said ep 24 was homoerotic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn-lk27QaI

>>152400388
You're still trying to viral your shitty flash video? Consider me surprised.

>>152400258
He lied

>>152387189
He is a pro football player, what did you expected, his nickname is even "Gronk" for god's sake

>>152399896
nice rofl but it's obviously that kaworu is a huge shinji-sexual

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>>152399928
Reminder that Shinji is canonically bisexual.
>Interviewer: You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship, came out that way naturally, didn’t you?

>You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship

>production that goes beyond friendship

>Interviewer: Who worked on episode 24?

>Anno: A person named Satsukawa (Akio)-san did that. Satsukawa-san is better at—this is bad to say, but—he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*

>he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*

>homoeroticism
Confirmed by Anno himself.

>>152399896
He's straight for shinji's boypussy.

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>>152400523
Prove it.

Kaworu is straight and Shinji is a homosexual faggot.

>>152400428

Yes I am absolutely the person who made that.

CongratulationsOppenheimer you caught me.

>>152400428
Why do you hate that video so much, fireposter?

>200k views

>>152399896
Kaworu is clearly asexual

>>152400723
Prove it.

>>152400637
>>152400678
What's with the cellphone samefag? Are you that sensitive to criticism? Have you ever thought that if you didn't post it so much you wouldn't get shit for it? You're just making western Eva fans look even worse.

>>152400747
He's an angel, has an S2 engine, is made of particle-wave matter and therefore doesn't need to reproduce or whatever
Prove otherwise
Protip: you can't

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>SHINJI: To tell you the truth, I was avoiding you. Next to you, I'm such a pathetic excuse for a person…… I feel like I'm going to go crazy when I'm with you, but, when I can't see you…… I feel so, so anxious…… And when I thought about how you shouldn't spend your life with someone as pathetic as me…… I just felt like dying……
>The sky is dark, their figures are in complete silhouette now.
>SHINJI: I can't see your face now……. Kaworu, I……
>KAWORU: (Interrupting him) I'm sorry……. I don't feel that way about you.
>SHINJI: –––
>KAWORU: Let's go home separately. I don't want to hurt you any more.
>Kaworu leaves by himself.
>Shinji stands there in a sea of despair.

http://wiki.evageeks.org/Resources:Episode_24_Draft_1_(Translation)

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>>152400814
kek, Shinji got REKT

Based Kaworu "If he sucks cock, he gets the shock" Nagisa! Destroying homosexuals one faggot at a time.

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>>152400814
Kaworu "If you suck cock say hello to my Glock" Nagisa strikes again

>>152400799
Not an argument.

Kaworu is straight.

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>>152400889
Kaworu "if you catch or pitch, I'm pulling the switch" Nagisa

>>152400754

You really are an Eboss. You caught me again posting from my cell phone.

How much do you make a year as a security researcher? Your forensic linguistic typing profiling skills are tier 1.

>>152375300
Because Asuka is shit. I can not like her, because she is annoying as fuck. Why would i want a girl, who i would beat daily, just for being annoying? Rei is much more superior, because she has actual character. It was too subtle for the kind of retards who like Asuka, because she isn't a loud tsundere who yells BAKA every 5 seconds.

>>152400902
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.

>>152400814
>an old draft is canon
don't make me laugh
also
>Let's go home separately. I don't want to hurt you any more
He clearly said it so he won't hurt Shinji anymore with his presence
Kaworu is nor straight nor gay, he's not even human, he's an angel, a cosmic being, therefore human norms of sexuality are alien to him
He's more of a father figure, both as Adam and as a friend to Shinji.
>>152400799
this

>>152400968
What type of greasy wop piece of shit actually makes posts like these?

>me hit woman me strong ooga booga
Don't you have some alimony and child supoort to be paying instead of shiteposting on the internet? Choke to death on spaghetti and bear tabs, please. Let me guess, you're a Reifag or Misatofag too.

>>152400968
>rei
>actual character

>>152400624
what? it's not like shinji is going after kaworu, it's always kaworu who want to be more closer with shinji. all kaworu does is trying to make shinji happier and always clinging to him

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>>152400971
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.

>>152400977
Kaworu is straight, but Shinji is a homosexual faggot who needs to be put through gay conversion therapy.

We know Kaworu is straight because that is what the great lord and God in heaven wanted for all his angels and children. Heterosexuality is the right way to go.

>>152400799
>He's an angel
>implying angels dont fuck people and then say it was God
remember gabriel?

>has an S2 engine
>not having an S2 engine
poorfag

>is made of particle-wave matter and therefore doesn't need to reproduce or whatever
you can be made of whatever and still reproduce

>>152400902
you don't have any facts to back that up, therefore your statement is irrelevant, sorry

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>>152381484
Post more evangelion girls holding animals

Can we agree that Shinji is bi, for arguments sake, this is getting old

>>152401052
No, rewatch episode 24.

Shinji stalks Kaworu after the sync test, keeps looking at him in the bath, and wants to sleepover at his house.
He's obsessed with him and always blushing at him.

Kaworu never blushes at Shinji so he obviously doesn't like him that way.

>>152400575
At least post pic from the show

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>>152401096
Yes, we can all agree to that because it's canon.

>>152401073
>>152401075
>not a single solid fact to back anything up
this is pretty much wrong, we have many facts to back up Kaworu's gayness, yet zero facts to back up otherwise. He's as gay as Shinji is, if it comes to this, sorry, your husbando won't like you, girls

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>>152401134
'kay.

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>>152375300
I know Rebuilds aren't really popular but why everyone always forget how perfect toji's sister was ?

>>152401158
Kaworu is straight and wants to marry pretty girls like me, not ugly faggots like Shinji.

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Rei II best girl.

>Kaworu clearly behaves homoerotically towards Shinji
>Anno confirms it
>Kaworu says he was born to "meet" Shinji romantically
>Kaworu says he LOVES Shinji
>Holds his hand
>Swims with him and hugs him naked in early drafts
>Not homosexual
At least Shinji is bi, while Kaworu is pure homosexual, what a shame
Back to tumblr, landwhales, your husbando is for different kind of pussy

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>>152401191
Kaworu "Frag the Fags" Nagisa

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>>152401223
I am also a girl and I can confirm.

Kaworu likes vagina. He is my husbando, after all.

>>152401223
Sorry, babe, he's gay
Besides, if you're pretty, I may penetrate your pretty core with my lance
LONDON
O
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D
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>>152401204

Better than most of the bridge bunnies.

Owww i'm fucking curious about that "kaworu is straight" joke. That's just seems so unfunny, cuz it's clearly that Kaworu only thinks about Shin-chan and even said that he loves him (in a different manner though)

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>>152401241
>>152401249
Kaworu "Like it in the crapper, get the zapper" Nagisa

>Everyone at Khara ships Kawoshin
>Yuko Miyamura
>Anno's fujoshit wife
>even the Master himself
>every single piece of work tied to Eva (doujinshi, games, manga) portrays Kaworu as huge homo, even more homo than Shinji
Sorry, sorry, he's gay, ladies

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>>152401278
>>152401286
You can't prove that Kaworu isn't 100% heterosexual like our savoir intended.

He's an angel so he can't be gay.
I learned about this in church.

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>>152401101
but these statements not contradict each other. shinji is bi and kaworu is shinji-sexual

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>>152401368
>>152401395
No, Shinji is indeed a faggot but Kaworu is heterosexual and purely likes pussy and titties.

He may have only acted nice to Shinji because he mistook him for a tomboy girl.

>>152401388
Yeah in church where the pope can choose a boy from a choir for himself

>>152401285
>niggers in bridge
another of the many reasons why 3.0 sucks and doesnt count

>>152401388
>our savior
>she's even religious
Now I want to fuck you in pooper even more!
Post hair

>>152401440
If you write your posts with a full seriousness then i feel sorry for you

>>152401164
Looks like Shinji's happy to see his friend again.

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>>152401443
Stop it with this meme.

Popes and priests don't do gay things like that.
Just faggot propaganda lies spread by atheists.

Trump will fix all of you.

>>152401440
>>152401388
prove it
protip: you can't

>>152401443
the pope also kisses niggers feet

>>152401522
But this isn't just a meme, this is our reality

>>152401522
>Trump will fix all of you.
youre supposed to say pence, go the fuck back to wherever you came

>>152401388
Sorry, he is as gay as dancing to village people while drinking margaritas and also covered in sparks

Will people stop writing this nonsense for their own sake?
If we are to guess Kaworu's sexuality, all the facts say that he's clearly homosexual.
If we'll behave like normal people, than we can guess that Kaworu is asexual, since he's an angel
So it's either that he likes boys, or doesn't like anyone, no other option

>>152401440
It's clearly that kaworu likes only the spears and anno just won't make kaworu heterosexual because the point of the kaworu character is to try to give shinji happiness and die for him

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What did Usaka mean by this?

>>152401487
I made Kaworu touch my boobs because he's straight and heterosexual.

Shinji is a fucking faggot though.

>tfw the only flaw of Eva is that it's an anime and therefore attracts retarded shippers, waifufags, landwhales etc.
>tfw no intellectual non-biased opinions about character relationships
>tfw it being an anime is also its strongest part
I hate this fanbase with passion, now I understand the Master

>>152401632
It's just some fat kaworu-fag that shitties in eva-threads recently

>>152401704
FUKKEN SAVED!!!

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>>152401704

>>152401704
you can see in his face he doesnt like it

>>152401704
GTFO

>>152401704
cute boobs and figurine
thanks, Anon-chan

>>152401704
qt Kaworufag is here again to leak her pics!!!!!

>>152401704
Disgusting fujoshi tumblr landwhale kill yourself fat pimple flat titty. Kaworufags are the worst

>>152401704
>tfw she's actually a girl
well, that's surprising
now post your dick

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>>152401801
I'm saving myself for Kaworu anyway, I don't need any other man.

>>152401704
Fapping to this right now

>>152401704
So, are you Chinese or are you Japanese?

>>152401853
yeah you make a right decision because gene pool doesn't need your filthy genes

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>>152402127
>yeah you make a right decision
I know, Kaworu is perfect!

>>152401569
Not in my church. They made the smart decision and let priests get married. Almost every priest i know are all great family men.

>>152402202
no i'm saying that you're disgusting and hope you die as soon as possible

>>152401770
>>152401769
>>152401760
>>152401745
>>152401742
>>152401786
>>152401801
>>152401914
>samefagging for sake of saving their own ass
I'm not even surprised it's just kind of sad

>>152402305
>check posts times
Is not even posible, faggot

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>>152402296
Your tears feed me.

>>152402363
Yeah

>>152401704
If this chick is underage you're all going to jail

>>152401713
Maybe the Master did this on purpose. Maybe the subliminals and classical music are meant to turn people into waifufags, while maintaining a different message on a surface. Maybe Eva fans are like the Manchurian candidate.

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Come home, reifugees. Salvation awaits you.

Where the fuck did all the ESLfags come from?

>>152402305
>saving their own ass
what are you even talking about, you literal retard?

>>152402623
What the fuck is esl?

>>152402640
Stop responding to ESLfags

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>>152401742
>>152401745
>>152401770
>>152401786
>>152401809
>>152401914
>all of these unironic replies to an attention-seeking camwhore

Holy shit, this fanbase is fucking done.

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Why is Shinji such best girl?

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>>152401801

>>152402683
Still not as bad as Madoka's

>>152402700
Shinji is a true man who accepts hardships of hellish reality, unlike you

Shinji likes boobs

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Shinji thread? Shinji thread.

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>>152402755
I accept reality. I just also accept Shinji as mai waifu.

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Shinji looks cutest in a skirt!

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>>152402884
Cuter in a bunny suit.

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>>152402786
Yeah, his own boobs.

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>>152402915
Even cuter in a maid outfit.

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>>152402996

>>152403042
>meme from tumblr
Yoi is utter shit

>>152376280
Misato is the very definition of used goods. How can any self-respecting man, not named Kaji, consider her attractive?

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>>152403122
Yuri on Ice is a ripoff of Kaworu x Shinji

Asuka is an awful person, and that's saying something, because the series is filled with awful people.

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>>152402996
>>152403016
>>152403042
Kaworu is proven straight. Please stop pairing him with that literal homo faggot Shinji.

This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.

>>152403250
go fuck yourself, he's gay
this shall be my last post ITT

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>>152386318
>>152397432
Not happening because Asuka is single.

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>>152403250
fuck off

>>152403236
And she's my kind of awful.

>>152403236
You have awful taste and that's saying something of a board filled with shit taste. Your pasta is as stale as Rei's vagina.

>>152403287
>single
She's currently wandering the wasted World with a guy who probed her throat with his tongue, masturbated to her exposed bare young breasts, uncovered her strangling fetish and cried himself to oblivion between above mentioned young breasts.
She's anything but single, family member, sorry

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>>152403285
>>152403313
You Shinjifaggots will never cuck me from my husbando (who is 100% heterosexual and homophobic).

>>152403189
No,you're just a purityfag

>>152403385
continue living in lies, who cares about you

>>152403189
Kaji is literally the only man Misato has ever been with and that's fine because he's my self-insert character

>>152403422
Jesus.

Have fun in hell, heathen!

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>>152403373
>guy who probed her throat with his tongue, masturbated to her exposed bare young breasts, uncovered her strangling fetish and cried himself to oblivion between above mentioned young breasts.
Kaji?

>>152403373
>probed her throat with his tongue

I don't recall that


Didn't the japanese voice actress of Asuka say that she hates Shinji?

>>152403502
Yep.

2013 Saboten Con.
YM = Yuko Miyamura (Asuka's seiyuu) TG = Tiffany Grant (Asuka's voice actor)

>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>YM: No.

>Q: What was your reaction when you heard about Rebuild?
>SS and TG: Getting paid.
>YM: A happy ending but it hasn’t happened yet. I wasn’t happy with the EoE ending. Shinji and Kaworu married.

>Q: Who do you feel Shinji should end up with?
>TG: I’d say Mari but I don’t like her.
>YM: Kaworu.

>>152403491
manga not canon

>>152403535
>Shinji and Kaworu married
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch, Kaworu is straight.

>>152403535
Like I said, Asuka is single. Available to be my waifu.

>>152403538
Prove it.

>>152403535
Of course she was joking, shinji's straight anyway

>>152403535
>believing Yuko Miyamura, who explicitly stated that she doesn't get her character and hates Evangelion
>she even says she does her job only because of money
>kawoshin shipper
Do I even need to say anything else?
>>152403491
>Fagamoto's manga
It's a different work about different characters

>>152403642
events and characters extremely different than anime, not canon.

>>152403645
No, Shinji is bisexual.

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>>152403669
She never said she didn't get her character, just admit Asuka is worst girl and a fucking slut.

>>152403687
Asuka loves Kaji in the Anime too

>>152403752
>a reifag
pottery
get out

>>152403688
Prove it

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>entire threads can go with nothing but homo fanfiction and asukafags
what a sad state

>>152403817
It's already been proven.

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>>152403752
>reifag

If anyone is a slut its Rei, she doesn't care if she's naked and is Gendo's cum dumpster.

>>152403842
cool
more sketches of other characters?

>>152402621
>17 cans of beer = 5.66 liters of beer
Outstanding

I'm b ack frm fapping, what did I miss?

>>152403845
No it wasn't i'm still waiting for those End of Evangelion story boards that imply sexual attraction

>>152403967
You're a big boy, you can look them up yourself.

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>>152403913
I don't have any of other characters, but here's my other Misato one

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>>152403842
Be the change you want. Ask about the cores, about instrumentality or about the fucking fruit juice. It doesn't need to be just image dumping and which character you'd like to fuck. I hate it as much as you do.

>>152404055
Then you lied.

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>>152403535
>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>YM: No.
Kek, Asukashippers BTFO

>>152404087
You're the only one who lies here.

You haven't posted a single piece of evidence proving me wrong.

>>152375300
threatened by the red

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>>152404060
>>152403842
Those are from the Evengelion Newtype 100% artbook. Here's the whole thing in torrent. I'll post the characxter pages since I'm here.
https://bakabt.me/torrent/146834/neon-genesis-evangelion-newtype-100-collection

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>>152403669
Don't bully Sadamoto

>>152404322
what's this thing in his hands?

>mecha anime

>>152404134
No, it's you who can't prove yourself right

>>152404262
cool, thanks man

>>152404375
Is that why you can't refute any of my points?
How pathetic.

>>152404433
Just post the supposed image.

>>152404483
I already have