Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato makes more sense.
I prefer Asuka but Asukafags are the ones starting shit a good majority of the time.
I started posting here in 2008, and Asukafags didn't used to be this autistic or shitposty. At this point, mods need to start banning you. It's the only way you'll take this garbage back to /trash/.
Childhood is arguing about Asuka and Rei, adulthood is realizing Misato is the only option.
For the same reason Ccucks fear Kallen
I prefer Asuka because she's relatable and she's really cute.
Due to her age, I probably wouldn't waifu Asuka... probably a daughterfu whom I could raise.
Misato is the best girl, bar none.
Hell, I'd say Ritz is ahead of blue and red too.
I'd really love to see what a 20 year old Asuka would look like.
>nobody likes Ritsuko
wtf am I the only one?
I genuinely feel sorry for toiletfu fags. Their brains are so underdeveloped that they can't even process the superiority of Asuka. Such a sorrowful existence.
I don't know, honestly.
I mean I'm a Kaworufag and even I can see Asuka is best girl.
Smaller animals tend to feel threatened by larger ones.
Real adulthood is realizing Shinji is best girl and wanting to ram your Lance of Longinus into his little boipussi
Neither. He died.
Unless you were in denial about the ending, in which case CC "won" and he became a cart driver.Now with the new season on the way, unexpectedly, it's anyone's game again.
> because curse of the EVA
What the hell is the curse of the Eva? Is it yet another LOLMETA joke about not being able to change their designs due to fanbase's obsession with characters and merch sales? Does it even have any in-plot significance?
>Is it yet another LOLMETA joke
yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind
>Does it even have any in-plot significance?
only that shinji is still an immature emotionally unstable faggot
>yes, its about fans not growing up and leaving this shit for teenager behind
if you think of eva as immature bullshit for teenagers that should be left behind, why are you even interested in it?
Mayafags (all two of them) unite!
This is the best question ever, cause in CG case I get that Lelouch is handsome, and dominant and I can get why fags wants to see their girls win the Lulubowl, but in Eva ? Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.
The girls in Eva already have love interests
I'm here what's that suppossed to mean??
>Shinji is like the lowest shit that ever was.
Why is Shinji such a slut?
But what did you think of Kaworu?
Trump would hate Asuka.
Like Meghan kelly, she has blood coming out of her "whatever" and is a tumblr SJW feminist landwhale.
>know someone who acts just like asuka in real life
>they are cute as fuck but a real bitch
>only shown a nice side a couple times everytime i tell them to fuck off forever
This is pretty hellish.
You know what must be done.
Unless Asuka has a futa dick, then no
>tfw Rei is so autistic she can't accept simple friendship
>tfw Shinji is so autistic he can't get her hints
>tfw Asuka still tries to be friends with Rei
>tfw she even chooses ramen stand so Rei can have a vegetarian meal
>tfw she still cares about Shinji and visits him at hospital
Asuka truly was the best girl
so when does her and shinji get to fuck?
I'm gay so naturally I prefer Kaji as husbando, Kaworu would be weird and *.pdf
However if I had to choose a waifu, Misato would defnitely be my choice. Rei and Asuka are too fucked up to be attractive. Misato is also fucked up, but she knows how to deal with her issues and still be a decent person.
Having either Rei or Asuka as a waifu would be a terrible experience imo.
Because Shinji is being forced to marry the doll.
He should be marrying himself.
He should marry Kaworu and crossdress as a qt housewife
Shinji's whole journey through the TV series was learning to love himself.
It's only logical that his next step would be going to fuck himself.
>Shinji can literally fuck himself but it won't be gay
What a lucky boy.
If he fucks himself, wouldn't it just be masturbation?
I wonder what Shinji's cum tastes like
There comes a point when we should stop and we have clearly passed it a long time ago.
But let's keep going anyway. Probably tastes like LCL.
I want to shove a buttplug up Shinji's tight boypussy and spank his plump ass until he passes out from overstimulation.
At least you're not dressing him up like his mom, posing him for sexy pictures and then raping him to a MIDI rendition of Ode to Joy.
Where did Anno let it all go so wrong.
>Shinji and Kaji are both crossdressing faggots
Looks like I was right when I said /ourguy/ Kaworu was the only straight dude left in Evangelion.
Reminder that Shinji is canonicaly heterosexual.
>Speaking about the blushing, is it because Shinji was happy that someone said they like him?
>Anno: Yes, Shinji-kun really didn't experience carnal desire there *laugh*.
Confirmed by Anno himself.
Reminder that Shinji is canonically bisexual.
>Interviewer: You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship, came out that way naturally, didn’t you?
>You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship
>production that goes beyond friendship
>Interviewer: Who worked on episode 24?
>Anno: A person named Satsukawa (Akio)-san did that. Satsukawa-san is better at—this is bad to say, but—he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*
>he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*
Confirmed by Anno himself.
Kaworu is straight and Shinji is a homosexual faggot.
What's with the cellphone samefag? Are you that sensitive to criticism? Have you ever thought that if you didn't post it so much you wouldn't get shit for it? You're just making western Eva fans look even worse.
>SHINJI: To tell you the truth, I was avoiding you. Next to you, I'm such a pathetic excuse for a person…… I feel like I'm going to go crazy when I'm with you, but, when I can't see you…… I feel so, so anxious…… And when I thought about how you shouldn't spend your life with someone as pathetic as me…… I just felt like dying……
>The sky is dark, their figures are in complete silhouette now.
>SHINJI: I can't see your face now……. Kaworu, I……
>KAWORU: (Interrupting him) I'm sorry……. I don't feel that way about you.
>KAWORU: Let's go home separately. I don't want to hurt you any more.
>Kaworu leaves by himself.
>Shinji stands there in a sea of despair.
kek, Shinji got REKT
Based Kaworu "If he sucks cock, he gets the shock" Nagisa! Destroying homosexuals one faggot at a time.
Kaworu "If you suck cock say hello to my Glock" Nagisa strikes again
Kaworu "if you catch or pitch, I'm pulling the switch" Nagisa
You really are an Eboss. You caught me again posting from my cell phone.
How much do you make a year as a security researcher? Your forensic linguistic typing profiling skills are tier 1.
Because Asuka is shit. I can not like her, because she is annoying as fuck. Why would i want a girl, who i would beat daily, just for being annoying? Rei is much more superior, because she has actual character. It was too subtle for the kind of retards who like Asuka, because she isn't a loud tsundere who yells BAKA every 5 seconds.
>an old draft is canon
don't make me laugh
>Let's go home separately. I don't want to hurt you any more
He clearly said it so he won't hurt Shinji anymore with his presence
Kaworu is nor straight nor gay, he's not even human, he's an angel, a cosmic being, therefore human norms of sexuality are alien to him
He's more of a father figure, both as Adam and as a friend to Shinji.
What type of greasy wop piece of shit actually makes posts like these?
>me hit woman me strong ooga booga
Don't you have some alimony and child supoort to be paying instead of shiteposting on the internet? Choke to death on spaghetti and bear tabs, please. Let me guess, you're a Reifag or Misatofag too.
what? it's not like shinji is going after kaworu, it's always kaworu who want to be more closer with shinji. all kaworu does is trying to make shinji happier and always clinging to him
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.
Kaworu is straight, but Shinji is a homosexual faggot who needs to be put through gay conversion therapy.
We know Kaworu is straight because that is what the great lord and God in heaven wanted for all his angels and children. Heterosexuality is the right way to go.
>He's an angel
>implying angels dont fuck people and then say it was God
>has an S2 engine
>not having an S2 engine
>is made of particle-wave matter and therefore doesn't need to reproduce or whatever
you can be made of whatever and still reproduce
Post more evangelion girls holding animals
No, rewatch episode 24.
Shinji stalks Kaworu after the sync test, keeps looking at him in the bath, and wants to sleepover at his house.
He's obsessed with him and always blushing at him.
Kaworu never blushes at Shinji so he obviously doesn't like him that way.
Yes, we can all agree to that because it's canon.
>not a single solid fact to back anything up
this is pretty much wrong, we have many facts to back up Kaworu's gayness, yet zero facts to back up otherwise. He's as gay as Shinji is, if it comes to this, sorry, your husbando won't like you, girls
I know Rebuilds aren't really popular but why everyone always forget how perfect toji's sister was ?
>Kaworu clearly behaves homoerotically towards Shinji
>Anno confirms it
>Kaworu says he was born to "meet" Shinji romantically
>Kaworu says he LOVES Shinji
>Holds his hand
>Swims with him and hugs him naked in early drafts
At least Shinji is bi, while Kaworu is pure homosexual, what a shame
Back to tumblr, landwhales, your husbando is for different kind of pussy
I am also a girl and I can confirm.
Kaworu likes vagina. He is my husbando, after all.
Better than most of the bridge bunnies.
Owww i'm fucking curious about that "kaworu is straight" joke. That's just seems so unfunny, cuz it's clearly that Kaworu only thinks about Shin-chan and even said that he loves him (in a different manner though)
Kaworu "Like it in the crapper, get the zapper" Nagisa
>Everyone at Khara ships Kawoshin
>Anno's fujoshit wife
>even the Master himself
>every single piece of work tied to Eva (doujinshi, games, manga) portrays Kaworu as huge homo, even more homo than Shinji
Sorry, sorry, he's gay, ladies
You can't prove that Kaworu isn't 100% heterosexual like our savoir intended.
He's an angel so he can't be gay.
I learned about this in church.
but these statements not contradict each other. shinji is bi and kaworu is shinji-sexual
No, Shinji is indeed a faggot but Kaworu is heterosexual and purely likes pussy and titties.
He may have only acted nice to Shinji because he mistook him for a tomboy girl.
Stop it with this meme.
Popes and priests don't do gay things like that.
Just faggot propaganda lies spread by atheists.
Trump will fix all of you.
Will people stop writing this nonsense for their own sake?
If we are to guess Kaworu's sexuality, all the facts say that he's clearly homosexual.
If we'll behave like normal people, than we can guess that Kaworu is asexual, since he's an angel
So it's either that he likes boys, or doesn't like anyone, no other option
It's clearly that kaworu likes only the spears and anno just won't make kaworu heterosexual because the point of the kaworu character is to try to give shinji happiness and die for him
>tfw the only flaw of Eva is that it's an anime and therefore attracts retarded shippers, waifufags, landwhales etc.
>tfw no intellectual non-biased opinions about character relationships
>tfw it being an anime is also its strongest part
I hate this fanbase with passion, now I understand the Master
I'm saving myself for Kaworu anyway, I don't need any other man.
>yeah you make a right decision
I know, Kaworu is perfect!
Maybe the Master did this on purpose. Maybe the subliminals and classical music are meant to turn people into waifufags, while maintaining a different message on a surface. Maybe Eva fans are like the Manchurian candidate.
Come home, reifugees. Salvation awaits you.
>all of these unironic replies to an attention-seeking camwhore
Holy shit, this fanbase is fucking done.
I accept reality. I just also accept Shinji as mai waifu.
Even cuter in a maid outfit.
Yuri on Ice is a ripoff of Kaworu x Shinji
Kaworu is proven straight. Please stop pairing him with that literal homo faggot Shinji.
This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.
Not happening because Asuka is single.
She's currently wandering the wasted World with a guy who probed her throat with his tongue, masturbated to her exposed bare young breasts, uncovered her strangling fetish and cried himself to oblivion between above mentioned young breasts.
She's anything but single, family member, sorry
You Shinjifaggots will never cuck me from my husbando (who is 100% heterosexual and homophobic).
>guy who probed her throat with his tongue, masturbated to her exposed bare young breasts, uncovered her strangling fetish and cried himself to oblivion between above mentioned young breasts.
2013 Saboten Con.
YM = Yuko Miyamura (Asuka's seiyuu) TG = Tiffany Grant (Asuka's voice actor)
>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
>Q: What was your reaction when you heard about Rebuild?
>SS and TG: Getting paid.
>YM: A happy ending but it hasn’t happened yet. I wasn’t happy with the EoE ending. Shinji and Kaworu married.
>Q: Who do you feel Shinji should end up with?
>TG: I’d say Mari but I don’t like her.
>believing Yuko Miyamura, who explicitly stated that she doesn't get her character and hates Evangelion
>she even says she does her job only because of money
Do I even need to say anything else?
It's a different work about different characters
She never said she didn't get her character, just admit Asuka is worst girl and a fucking slut.
Asuka loves Kaji in the Anime too
>entire threads can go with nothing but homo fanfiction and asukafags
what a sad state
If anyone is a slut its Rei, she doesn't care if she's naked and is Gendo's cum dumpster.
I don't have any of other characters, but here's my other Misato one
Be the change you want. Ask about the cores, about instrumentality or about the fucking fruit juice. It doesn't need to be just image dumping and which character you'd like to fuck. I hate it as much as you do.
>Q: Does Asuka really like Shinji?
>TG: Are you stupid?
Kek, Asukashippers BTFO
Those are from the Evengelion Newtype 100% artbook. Here's the whole thing in torrent. I'll post the characxter pages since I'm here.
Seems like they worked to make Gendo look like the way you'd expect Shinji to grow up as, but with those lines under his eyes to make them look sunken in and not that attractive.
Oh and that was the last of the character pages.
Anno: Sadists, without question, go to Rei, because of their sadistic desires. I believe that masochists go to Asuka. And, there is a tendency for women of the same generation and people who are children mentally to go to Misato.
>Kaworu is straight.
Where the fuck did this idiotic shitpost come from?
Shinji wants to fuck Kaworu, but luckily he's a pure heterosexual who isn't having that shit.
>Shinji is heterosexual
Is this nigger serious?
From the official EoE booklet:
>Who can foresee the future and guess that they can meet again at this moment?
>The moment Human Instrumentality Project began, Kaworu’s form appeared in front of him again.
>But, is this still the same “him"——
>“You have been there all along?”
>The question melted in the air. He whispers to >Kaworu, as if facing the lover that he is about to lose.
>Now go fap to your kawoshin doujin
The one drawn by Anno's wife?
>You meant the drafts written by crazy fundashi?
The person who wrote the drafts also wrote all the Asuka scenes which appear in the show. You know, the same scenes that you claim prove that Shinji is heterosexual? But he's actually bisexual according to the writers.
You call everything that proves you wrong pandering.
You lost senpai. Get over it.
The eoe storyboards were delivered, but you're an ESLfag so you can't even figure out where they are. Kek.
>I-If I say it enough times, maybe I can make it a reality!
If you hate fujoshit so much, why did you decide to watch a fujoshit show?
Anno loves it when his shows have huge female fanbases. He called himself a feminist.
I personally think he's an inbred faggot though.
It pretty much is, though.
Anno said he made the main characters all women because he wanted it to be a show for women.
He keeps calling himself a feminist, he'd probably love tumblr.
Shinji never felt sexual attraction towards male sex in the show also proven by director himself. It's just as simple as that.
>The eoe storyboards were delivered, but you're an ESLfag so you can't even figure out where they are.
I just don't see them, your loss if you can't actually prove me wrong.
Shinji felt sexual attraction towards Kaworu in the show, also proven by the director himself. It's just as simple as that.
>I just don't see them
Because you're an ESLfag, your loss since you couldn't prove me wrong.
Yes, keep telling this to yourself. Maybe one day you'll be able to convince someone.
Until then, you're not worthy of our time.