not gonna lie, my hopes for this show dropped significantly after episode 2. episode 1 was kind of weak in the last few minutes, but episode 2 was a yawn fest. this show is among doga kobo's weakest works. looking at directorial credits it's not surprising, the same guy directed doga kobo's shittiest shows
Here, anon, if you made it to the next topic.
It's not a literal one-cup conversion, but that's the general rule. Specifics will vary by size.
Feeding in Satanya's size gives results in pic.
Why would heaven send angels to Japan, a country that is pretty hostile toward Christianity to this day?
Who here has already fapped to this show? Just finished rubbing a fat load off to pic related.
I've fapped to Satania more times than I can count already.
She hasn't even had any lewd scenes yet though. You should save your cum for when she shows us her feet.
I hope you fapped to the full pic kek!
I'm just trying to gain some sense of validation from anonymous people by showcasing a sense of taste despite the fact that it's really a mundane and pointless fact in the end.
I hope they have some lewd Satania scenes in store for us. Imagine her smug laughter as she tramples your damned masochist dick. She'll tease you and assume a dominant act but in reality you're simply tricking her into giving you sexual favors. As time goes on and you exploit her eagerness to break taboo and sin you'll eventually discover you're unable to cum by yourself anymore and go crawling back to Satania's feet where she'll gladly step on you and smother your face with her sweet-smelling feet.
All this food talk is better than religion wars I guess.
I'll never understand how you can look at a nice cut off red meat and think "You know what would make that taste awesome? If I cooked the shit out of it so it got all dry and had the texture of leather."
>flat-chested loli but with juicy ass and sensual thighs
I'm glad the anime knows what her most prominent assets are.
t. PROO IN LIEU
WERE YOU CONFUSED AT THIS SCENE?
Anyone got a non-fucked version of this stitch?
Here in burgerland if you indirectly cause someone to sneeze you're looking at a crippling lawsuit and bankruptcy.
We need our FDA-labeled bubble because we're scared of everything.
a friendwho works in the food industry and he pretty much says "Yeah all that is bullshit".
Most of it is just capitalizing on trends by trying to appeal to the sheep who'll follow anything that is presented as "different" and "healthy".
TIGER BARS HAVE THE BEST GRIT, RETRO 80S STYLE
CURRYSTAN DOESNT HAVE TOILETS
Let's talk about how amazing Satania's fashion sense is instead
It's too damn easy to imagine a bulge on there
Once you try you never go back.
I have always been a fast food guy, at some point I was a little bt tight money-wise so started curtting budgets as much as I could . I discovered that buying the meat and making a burger myself was cheaper so I went for that, and they also taste wat better,
Is like buying vegetables or fruit, agains growing them in your own yard.
>YFW THE MC OF EVERY DOUJIN EVER MADE IS THEIR TEACHER
Am I the only one that wants to date Satanichia,
convince her chuuni parents of letting me add my 'forbidden powers' to the genetic pool,
just to dump her months later?
Same, It's cheaper and as long as you're even half-competent in the kitchen it'll taste better too.
But I'm a lazy ass so I usually get takeaway once or twice a week, and then cook for myself the rest of the time.
What's wrong with that one?
Apparently some people in Japan do sashimi-style chicken, so it's not a complete health hazard. Though they also like putting raw eggs on their rice so whatever.
Eggnog is traditionally made with raw eggs as well, though I've made some before where you cooked the eggs+cream on low heat while stirring (to maintain the smooth consistency) to minimize risk.
Would you give Satania eggnog without telling her there's rum in it?
Unnecessary, unless tricking girls into drinking is a turn on for you. Just challenge her to a drinking contest and exploit her eagerness to break taboo and be a bad girl.
I wouldn't underestimate her natural tolerance as a demon though.
>Would you give Satania eggnog without telling her there's rum in it?
Given that she wouldn't be able to taste the alcohol anyway, no.
Though a drunk Satanya might be a traumatizing experience for everyone involved, so who knows if this was a good idea.
So many 10/10 girls. It's impossible to choose. Except for Gab who we can all agree is shit.
Floating hair and deformed at the ends.
Can't get a proper stitch since her hair is constantly moving during the panning scene.
Fuck you, The only shit one is Raphiel.
I grew up getting high quality stuff from local butchers and eating plenty of raw meat. Despite being a burger, it's foreign to me. The good thing is that where I live now, overcooking food just isn't a thing.
It's funny because the FDA is just run by a bunch of lobbyists fucking everyone in the ass and aren't protecting shit except food companies profits. Remember the good guide pyramid that said to eat lots of bread and corn? Hell, they still recommend the average person gets 300g of carbs a day. That's fucking insane.
She reminds me of Umaru. Just the thought makes me throw up in my mouth
Why is she always taking a shit? She shat twice in one school day, it's normal for me to go once a day at most.
I honestly might give up on this show if Raphael gets too much screen time. She's so fucking slow and boring and nothing she does is funny. Satania is a great character and she shouldn't waste her time on this cunt.
I sit on my ass so much that I developed hemorrhoids so if I push too hard or sit on the toilet for too long my asshole starts to bleed. I haven't gotten any infections but it also means pulling dingleberries (caused by my abnormally long body hair [3 inches long on the nipples and anus]) can cause bleeding.
For a long time now due to not keeping a proper routine my shits have always been of a soft/wet consistency that breaks apart as they come out. Picture it like stuffing a brownie in your mouth, chewing a few times, and then just opening your mouth letting gravity drip out the goo piece by piece with thick slapping sounds. My fecal matter is usually yellowey-brown though, like a dog's.
No. It all gets squashed. Basically you take since biochemistry lectures, read about how things work, learn more from working out, and then apply your knowledge against the food industry and realize how fucked up it all is. The powers that be would never allow any meaningful studies about actual nutrition to get published, the same way they don't let big breakthroughs in alternative energy out.
Hell I worked at a cancer lab and we even joked about how we expected all of the mice who got a promising experimental treatment to mysteriously die overnight while men in black suits hauled off our equipment the day before the final data point collection.
Right now, Raphiel makes Satanya shine brighter.
But it would be nice if they gave Raphiel some more distinguishing features so that her role doesn't solely rely on her interaction with another character.
I'm in a university town and there are a bunch of small Chinese places that are there for the Chinese population in the area. One of them has a menu where most of the items are in Chinese.
I still haven't tried ordering the tripe.
Had a gf the made me love her homemade meals. I could say steak, rice and fries were my favorite back then
She broke up when Deppression hit me and I just could't keep up with her needs
Got another gf (vegetarian). There is this healthy restaurant next to my place and its salad took the number on spot
When I was diagnosed with cancer she couldn't handle it and I'm alone ever since
I went to granma's place to make some burgers, what used to be my favorite when single but tl:dr uncle had a CVA after eating one of them
Guess I can say my favourite food is soon going to be bleach
Unfortunately, this was explained to me once by a Chinese friend with insider knowledge, so I don't know what's available online for resources.
Apparently they control how many shops can be in any given area, and import workers from China.
> Hell I worked at a cancer lab and we even joked about how we expected all of the mice who got a promising experimental treatment to mysteriously die overnight while men in black suits hauled off our equipment the day before the final data point collection.
That seems counterproductive. More working cancer treatments means more money for the suppliers.
I seriously hope you didn't seriously believe him. I can assure you he was just fucking with you. Like what is capitalism?
t. chinese american
FEET ARE SHIT, NO SUBSTITUTE FOR ARMPITS
SESAME CHICKEN > GENERAL TSOS
SAME THING PLUS SESAME, ONLY A COMPLETE BAKA WOULD ORDER TSOS
It's just pig stomach. Assuming it's done the way I'm familiar with, it'll be in a peppery soup. One side will be slightly rubbery/chewy, the other side will be closer to regular meat, but really thin and falls apart without much chewing.
>t. chinese american
That means literally nothing. Like what /pol/ says about "Jews secretly ruling the world", it doesn't mean that every single Jewish person is in on the conspiracy.
>Jews secretly running the world
Oh come on. You can just look up the banks, media and food companies they own. Not to mention political influence. It's no secret. But no, it's certainly not all of the Jews.
Also I think anon was making a joke.
I was honestly afraid to ask about gutter oil.
I did text my mom and tell her to stop eating Chinese food though, and linked her that video. Now I just pray I never have to go to China for work.
>a nameless super secret cartel has a nationwide monopoly over ALL the chinese food places across the country
Put your tinfoil hat back on and kindly fuck off back to >>>/pol/ please. We were having a relatively good thread here until your stupid ass showed up.
>hating the best one
You asked for it.
Food talk is comfy, and it's not like every Gab thread ever will end up in food discussion like how every single one ends turning into /pol/. It was only brought up because Gabby needed help with her homework.
Same as always. A thread went off on a wild tangent, as many threads do, and some newfag playing backseat mod is crying about it.
The sad thing is that current mods are so shit, they probably think that retard is in the right.
Look at those hands, they're asking for it.
USELESS FAR AWAY STUMPS, EVERYONE HAS THEM, I BET YOUR ALSO A HAND SHITTER
ARMPITS ARE ONE WITH TITS, THEY ARE YIN AND YANG OF THE UPPER SEXUAL FOCUS, THE PRIMEST FEMININE REAL ESTATE YOU CAN STILL SHOW IN PUBLIC
Come on, you should try it out.
It's funny how people discussed a range of different things and had some laughs for 2 threads until a couple of faggots woke up and decided to start complaining and pretending that they're the Kings of board culture.
What shithole country just woke up!
>comfy thread went to shit because some people got afraid their bogeymen boards where invading their safespace
Is a shame, it was a fun thread while it lasted.
Grow some balls, anon, shit you don't like exists, and nobody will move a finger to will keep you safe from them, just learn to ignore them.
>Newfags have never seen how far off topic /a/ gets when an anime features any sort of science, history, art, cooking or sports
What's with the waves of newfags trying so hard to fit in lately? Where do you fucking idiots come from?
TILAPIA IS GARBAGE FISH LITERALLY GROWN IN SEWAGE
TRY SOME WILD SALMON CEDAR PLANK GRILLED, IF YOU MUST HAVE IT COOKED
>Feels like /pol/ in here
Does every thread about this show need to involve some shitstorm-inducing topic? Holy fuck. Then again I guess it's to be expected that shitposting would be at this level on a season that has both a Trigger show and a KyoAni show.
>politics or religion
AKA normalfaggotry. Just get over the fact it's offtopic and against the rules.
I wish crossboarders would stop trying to act like their shitposts are the norm here.
Are you fucking retarded? They're trying to enforce /a/ board culture despite the fact that these kinds of tangential rants are deeply rooted in board culture. A thread touches on one aspect of a show, people go crazy taking about it, and the thread dies. Now we have these shit eating retards pretending they know how /a/ has always worked, and they cry to the idiot mods to delete the kinds of threads that have been here longer than any of them.
>They're trying to enforce /a/ board culture
>these kinds of tangential rants are deeply rooted in board culture
Do you not see the hypocrisy here?
Also people telling you to remain on-topic isn't "board culture", for fuck's sake.
Show is about angels and demon
Show has underage girls as MCs
Episode had a cookiing segment
Everybody knew that was going to happen.
I agree with the rest of what you said though.
Why do you newfags keep pretending to understand board culture? You realize to the people that have actually been here for more than a few years it's painfully obvious how new you are, right?
>If I pretend to be too stupid to understand what he said, then I can keep pretending I made an actual point and he said refute my imaginary point
Just be honest, which website did you come here from all of two years ago?
>Thread is going fine
>A bunch of faggots decide it's time to cry about the /pol/ bogeyman and how they totally know about /a/ culture
>Thread gets shitposted into oblivion
Anyone crying about /pol/ should just get a permaban.
I'm a little surprised how unironically disgusted by 3DPD I am, it's been a while. I don't even want to fap tonight anymore.
Who the fuck said anything about a general? I meant next time somebody makes a thread whenever that is, but it will probably be soon since this show is fairly popular and currently airing.
How about you fuck right the fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from, newfag?
It's almost as if there was a reason why most sane people wouldn't want to associate themselves with that shithole.
You know where nobody will complain about /pol/? At >>>/pol/. Why don' you stay there?
This thread went in the best possible direction. The best way to bully anons is to get them to bully each other.
Off topic threads always flare up, are funny or educational and then die. Notice that it's only when people start crying about /pol/ do the threads actually become shit. Based on the time that the last thread happened, and then this thread went to shit, I'm going to assume it's whatever country just woke up that's screaming bloody murder about the evil /pol/ bogeyman.
I only mentioned /pol/'s delusions about Jews in reference to the Chinese conspiracy. I didn't expect it to end up like this
> Thread going fine
>One retard screams "Fuck off /pol/!"
>People tell him to fuck off
>Retards start crying about how everyone they don't like is /pol/
It's almost like crying that everything is the big evil /pol/ is stupid, and the people that butthurt over it should fuck off.
>thread degrading into /pol/ off topic shit
>someone says "fuck off /pol/"
>/pol/ cancer starts crying "WE DINDU NUFFIN STFU OFF TOPIC IS FINE DUMB NEWFAGS"
>thread is now people trying to convince dumb shits like you that off-topic is shit and /pol/ is shit because you're too retarded to accept it
What's the point if they don't even edit CR's script?
NEVER BECAUSE THE SHOW IS NOT /u/
THEY ARE PLATONIC FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL
>One guy says "conspiracy theory"
>One guy says "but really, even if all Jews aren't evil, many of them run large companies and banks"
>Every subhuman retard with a stick up their ass starts screaming about giving /pol/ and how it's completely destroyed /a/
Almonds status: activated
>inb4 /u/ and anti/u/ start fighting
It makes me wonder if the people who throw shitfits about /pol/ shitting up threads and the people who throw shitfits about /pol/ being a boogeyman have some correlation to the common /u/ fights here.
You or somebody sharing your sentiment posted here >>152381306 which tipped your collective hand. You're nothing but /pol/tards shitting up this thread. If you weren't from /pol/ you wouldn't give a fuck, but you're super butthurt that your precious normalfag board is getting called out for all the shitposting it brings to /a/. Just fuck off.
/ck/ -> chinese restaurant conspiracy -> complaining about /pol/
There actually wasn't any real /pol/ discussion going on, except my dumb passing reference to Jews (just ctrl-f "/pol/")
Guilty by association.
Into the trash with you.
Yeah sorry, looking at the thread it was almost entirely cooking, then some idiot cried about /pol/ and then suddenly everyone who wasn't saying "Yeah fuck /pol/!" was a crossboarder defending /pol/. You're all fucking idiots.