JoJolion

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it was all a terrible mistake

No need to ruin a good moment by dragging it on for too long.

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>>152373765
It was a roundabout path tbqh

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>>152373850
This.

Hey guys!

Joubin a shit

Gappy is the most fuckable jojo

prove me wrong faggits

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>>152373858
fuck forgot something at home brb

Anyone find it really weird that the Jojo's Colored adventure team translated the parts out of order? I really don't get how they haven't finished part 5 yet the rest of the parts are done. And they are the best English translation I've found.

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fuck gf calling hold up

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>>152373928

>>152373960
kek. I'm just mad that I got to the climax of the Green Day Oasis fight just to get cockblocked. Skipped to part 6 hopefully they finish part 5 in my lifetime.

>>152373956
>>152373910
>>152373858

Honestly you could pull some dance moves off of this. Gappy's onto something.

TRANSLATIONS WHEN

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>>152373902
>someone has to eventually coincide it with that infinite rotation 4 balls thread

Part 8 has the most bizarre theories yet. My favorite is the "Jesus is a limbless zombie that is biting people at random"

>>152373928
Part 5 wasn't a very high priority for translation. Especially compared to Part 4, which only had Duwang for the longest time.

Give me your best Jojolion memes, /jojo/!

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>>152374028
>the calm before the storm

Has anyone made a screencap of the last thread?

gappy makes me fappy

>>152374049
So they translated the parts out of order based on popularity? Just seems kind of silly, like translating books in a series out of order.

>>152373928
>people in these threads seriously think the entire series was translated by JJCA

holy shit that's retarded

>>152374120
>>152373856

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>>152374051

>>152374242
I think he means the very last thread with the whole futanari fused Jobin and shopped heads on dicks.

What is the most powerful stando

>hard mode: no time manipulating standos

>>152374356
Bohemian Rhapsody

>>152374356
GER
it doesnt manipulate time, so you shouldve thought better anon

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>>152374028
I remember some anon talking about how he practiced Jojo poses for dancing and it worked.
Maybe I should try doing some of Gappy's slick moves

>>152374356
GER, that's not time.

>>152374242
I meant the futanari nutman fusion penises.

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>>152374356

>>152374356
Weather Report and Soft & Wet

>>152374408
>>152374353
my bad pls forgive me anons i'm sorry

>>152374356
GER
Weather Report

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What is your favorite Jojo related screencap?

whats the point of diver down if star platinum could reach inside people and mess with their organs already

>>152374356
The one that can make you turn into a snail by looking at rainbows.

is ball breaker a stand?

>>152374494
Diver Down can accomplish more than Star Platinum can

>>152374494
Because Mr.ORA cannot safely dismantle and reassemble them you fucking seashit.

>>152374128
fappy makes me gappy

>>152374494
Stop shitposting retard.

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>>152373902
How can you say this when Johnny Joestar's ass was made to be pounded?

>>152374532
A "Visual representation" of the golden spin

>>152374494
Because Diver Down's main ability is forced vore, which gives it more advantages than SP.

>>152374494
Star Platinum could only phase through things, which is presumably something all Stands can do because lolpunchghosts
Diver Down can rearrange the matter itself of the things he phases into, in addition to that "store and release" attack.

>6 years into jojolion
>still no Rohan

>>152374659
>Diver Down can rearrange the matter itself of the things he phases into
Explains how Annasui turned into a male to me it does

>>152374582
I want to fuck Johnny's tight ass!

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I was super depressed until I saw that thread. Thank you guys, you are amazing

>>152374724
I don't blame you

Johnny is pure sex

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>>152374459

>>152374735
True gold right there

>>152374698
>6 years into jojolion
>still no Okuyasu

>>152374724
>tight
>after Gyro fucked that nightly

>>152374810
>Kyo

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Does Crazy Diamond ever make this pose in the manga

This faggots better play this in part 8 and hire the same VA for Kira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QPEVQp1MZw

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>>152374735
Are you sure you've seen enough?

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>>152374459

>>152374832
I want the real Okuyasu dammit

>>152374862
>not another face, another mind

>>152374862
these*

Im a super retard

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LOOK OVER HERE

>>152374813
maybe I should fuck Gyro's tight hole instead

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>>152374459

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>>152374936
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>152374703
Remember he used Diver Down to complete re-arrange some guy's bone structure to make it look like him. It's complete bullshit but it works (like everything else in JoJo).
If he can use Diver Down to do shit like that he can definitely use it to turn himself into a woman

I'm really liking part 6 so far. I din't expect Jojo to go Shawshank redemption.

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>>152374958
YOU CAN'T WIN NOW

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>>152374995
>IMPLYING
none can stand before the happy one

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i want to get a KQ tattoo (this exact pose) on my arm for a possible sleeve thought?

>>152375037
He's gotta zip n zoom outta somewhere anon

>>152375019
That would look pretty gay.

>>152375037
haha
fuck no

>>152375037
>tattoos
Please dont. just stick to the temporary penguin tattoos you find at walmart

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>>152375019
you forgot
we have the same type of happy

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Killer Queen and Kira think they are stylists in Part 8. Motherfuckers look more fabulous than Dio.

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>>152375037
If you are going to get yourself a KQ tatoo at least pick something cool like this

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>>152375140
incorrect but they still look good

>>152375062
ill just fill out the leg
>>152375173
>generic skull and cross bones design
>>152375065
i really like this pose, like alot

>>152375173
This looks horrible. Someone picked a random skull and wrote Killer Queen under it

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>>152375166
You forgot the wings. Fixed that for you.

>>152375140
why is he so perfect
why did he have to die
why

>>152375166
>>152375269
>It still has Joshu's fucking hair
My sides just hurt so damn much have some fucking mercy man

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>>152375246


>>152375273
We really need more Kira stuff.

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>MLK day was yesterday
>No one posted this

>>152374035
I mean it makes sense
Why would new stand users be showing up if the source (Jesus) was in America?

>>152374929
This is correct since you posted a single song
These is for plural, did you mean the entire OST? I think some songs would be cool but the entire thing would be a little too much

>tfw a good 6 years from a part 8 anime

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Without spoiling it, or at least providing too much context for a guy going through the Part 4 anime, can someone explain why Part 5 and 6 are so disliked?

>>152375452
They aren't.

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>>152375452
Part 5 was poorly translated for a long time.

Part 6 is just a mess.

>>152375452
part 5
>bad translations
>"bland mc" overshadowed by superior tertiary cast
part 6
>girl mc (though i'm finding this less and less, a lot of people love jolyne)
>"boring crew"
>boipucci 2gay

>>152375452
5 was a lot more "shonen" than the rest and 6's ending is pretty contentious

>>152375452
Part 5 is the same format as Part 3 with a Jojo just as bland as Jotaro and a villain that had an amazing build up that was never really rewarded

I don't know why people would dislike part 6, I thought it was great although the body gore was a little too much

Also some asshole is almost definitely going to spoil something heavy for you so you should leave

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>>152375516
i like part 6's ending okay.....

>>152373902
He doesn't have the same tsundere appeal as jotaro

>>152375452
Part 5
>Poor translation of villain's stand power/poor translation in general
>Bland Jojo
>Poor final battle

Part 6
>Shit taste

>>152375516
>5 was a lot more "shonen"
How so? Part 5 has high amounts of bodily horror, and has straight up rape. If anything it is less shonen than the previous parts.

>>152375322
dont worry we'll get more flashbacks

Araki loves him some Kira

>>152375551
So do I.
I honestly can't tell if people don't like it because bittersweet endings aren't their thing, or because they don't understand it.
Based on all of the people who say stuff about Made In Heaven killing everyone in the world, I think it's the latter.

>>152375543
nigga the body gore was great

>>152375622
I don't like seeing nails getting ripepd or people's limbs being inverted

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Hey i saw a stand post earlier and i made mine please upvote what you think and respond to me to make more.
Kill on >:E

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>>152375612
He loves Kira a bit too much, I'd say.

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>>152375269
>>152375166
any love for HorseDoc?

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>>152375452
They aren't. Well, at least 5 isn't, outside of this board.

5 had really poor translations that butchered every aspect of it. The main character isn't a funny mememan and he can often get overshadowed by the side characters, people call it fujobait, it had a lot of fights and a more serious tone than the previous parts, the main villain is batshit and inscrutable to several people, etc.

6 is a bit of a clusterfuck, the main JoJo has a bad first impression that sticks with people who can't look past that, the japs didn't like it apparently, the side characters don't really do much, people often hate the ending because it's extremely polarizing, etc.

>>152375673
sucks for you bud

>>152374948
is this suppose to be jorge joestar?

I tried looking up the same Part 5 page in 3 different sources
Source 1 said
>Hey asshole, gimme some spaghetti!
Source 2 said
>Give me a plate please!
>Source 3 said
>Gimme some noddles!
It really fucking butchers the character.

>>152375322
post more

>>152375687
>made of medal so he cant feel my dads belt
Every fucking time

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https://twitter.com/Dobu_Dobu/status/821557844164177920

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>>152375779
You mean these? I have some but you can find the others somewhere on >>>/w/

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>>152375687
>he gets a big powerup when he skips school and he gets smarter when he skips shcool because its all a big institutin made to keep the real smart kids as dumb as the dumb kids
Kek. Good one.

>>152375860
Hol horse? Valentino? Gappy?
Where are they?

>>152375696
better for us

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>>152375543
>Also some asshole is almost definitely going to spoil something heavy for you so you should leave
I already know Part 5 Jojo's Dio's son.
And Part 6 ends with the universe resetting and undoing all past six stories.
And The World comes back in Part 7
And it wasn't this thread, but I was trying to look up on the wiki what The Hand was a musical reference to, and accidentally clicked the Jojolion version of Josuke, so now I know he's some sort of Kira fusion.

And with the anime I knew Johnathan would die in Part 1, and who was gonna die in Part 3. Really Part 2's the only one I was able to avoid spoilers on somehow (though I deduced quickly from the OP Caesar was gonna die, so there's that)

I've never been able to catch up on a series without inevitably running into spoilers along the way. I just take the L and deal. It would be nice for once getting through a single anime without knowing where the plot's gonna go, but that's never happened and it never will. It's the price of catchup, you WON'T get to enjoy the series unspoiled.

>>152375697
>Nut Queen Call

doesn't have that ring to it

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>>152375945
I don't know. Probably on the Jojo generals. (try looking the archive up)

>>152375860
ty

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>>152376021
Fucking found it
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gofe914oc8gfj9d/burningdownthehouse.psd?dl=0
Zip File Updated:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/i66kdzm4si99jct/Jojo%20papes.zip?dl=0

Its a bit of a tall order, but does anyone have a link where i can see most/all of the Jorge Joestar Illustrations? I'd love to see some of them like the ancestors of stands

Post stands that could beat ultimate Kars.

>>152376001
>I already know Part 5 Jojo's Dio's son.
That's not a spoiler. That's hinted at in the second chapter and confirmed in the fourth. Out of 155 chapters.

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>>152376129
These are fucking great
Props to the guy that makes them

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>>152376325
Theres even a nut man

>>152376380
Why does it look like somebody took a chunk out of his head tho

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>>152376380
>>152376411
probably a rip from somewhere that had that awkward looking shit i dont know

>>152376248
GER

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>>152376411
thats just how Nutman looks

>>152376248
Sethan. Turn back the clock on his existence, and suddenly he's not Ultimate anymore.

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>>152376476
Kars is still ancient. Kars could kill Alessi way before he was unborn

>>152376207
There's a website.

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>>152376476
The Best for Doc

>>152376001
i guess youre the asshole for spoiling it for someone else

>>152376480
Top 5 hair in the jojo universe

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>>152376525

>>152376593
Kars
Kars
Kars
Kars
Josuke

>>152376207
Done!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rhtot4g4i73f4qm/AAB5gF7Td2VDqrrlTF_MJwLqa?dl=0
I got all the ones I could, there's probably more but here

>>152376001
Maybe you won't, I got through unscathed.

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>>152376625
>implying kars doesn't look more fabulous with his turban and single bang hanging out
>implying josk4e wearing that outdated pompadour because of the misconception on his life being saved isn't shit tier

Does NKC have any clear limitations or could it just unscrew the planet and split it in half?

>>152376661
This is some we got high and threw everything at the wall kind of fanfic famalam

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Show me your Jojo related filename

>>152376745
Stands are usually supposed to have range limits.

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>>152376753

>>152376745
I assume it would be on Joints really.
I mean we havent seen anything like him just dissasembeling someone by their stomach.
But as far as whats been seen NKC can only affect Joints and i have no clue what are the range limits on it

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>>152376747
my friend and I made something like that and we're still proud of it

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>>152376522
Really? What might it be?
>>152376661
Thank ya! Any amount of help will do, if all else fails I can always get the book myself, since its only about 18 bucks on amazon
>>152376593
Okuyasu and keicho from Jorge the fat guy is Oku's fucking stand

>>152376713
>outdated pompadour
IMA, ORE NO KONO ATAMA NO KOTO NAN TSUTTA!?

>>152376833
>just some balding out of shape dude
Incredible stand design right there. Araki should take notes.

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>>152376753

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1/2

>>152376501
3-4 seconds reduced Malena from a grown woman into a fetus. Assuming Malena was in her 20s, say 25 for an estimate, that means for every second you stand under Alessi, you lose about seven years of lifetime. Given that Kars is 102,000 years old, he would have to be in the shadow of Sethan for 14571 seconds to be aged to a Pillar Man fetus, or 242 minutes, or just four hours and two minutes. Really all Alessi would need would be a distraction for Kars, and to just stand next to him. Kars doesn't have a Stand so he can't see or sense them, so all he's going to hear is Alessi's heart beating like mad, and consider the fool a weak man not worth his time or attention, until it's too late.

>>152376833
>My Stand, [THE NEET]

I need to read this fucking book right now

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Have you ever tough about how weird King Crimson is?

King Crimson is so fucked up because of the way it interacts with fate in the Jojo universe, which makes it sort of unsatisfying to read about. Everything that was supposed to happen still happens, but King Crimson lets him break away from the script whenever he uses it.
There are basically 3 cases that Diavolo uses KC to get the upper hand.

>Diavolo is fated to hit you
>Diavolo activates KC to skip forwards and force you to get hit because it was fated. Think of it like hit confirms in a fighting game.
>He can do whatever the fuck he wants during timeskip and you'll still get hit because fate.
>If he's fated to run up to you and kick you in the balls, he can spend timeskip running away from you and you'll still get kicked in the balls because fate.


>You're fated to hit Diavolo
>Diavolo activates KC and skips past him getting hit.
>Diavolo is free to act against his own fate during timeskip, which lets him force fate to jump the rails when it comes to him getting his shit kicked.
>Diavolo is not fated to hit you, but he wants to hit you
>Diavolo activates timeskip and uses the skip to position himself behind you whether he was fated to or not
>He can't hit you during timeskip if it's not fated to happen, because the non-fated hit would just be skipped over
>as soon as timeskip ends, Diavolo can hit you while you're confused by the timeskip.

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>>152376910
2/2

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>>152376753

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>>152376923
The stands in the book are weird, there are some things that act AS stands, but arnt actually stands, like Sandman has one thats sort of a fusion between The Fool and In a Silent Way called Dune, a "Bound" that lets him turn into sand

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>>152376753

>>152376789
holy kek what movie

>>152376941
>>152376910
I prefer 1

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>>152376753

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SHINE, KAKYOIN

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>>152376753

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>>152376939
Have you ever thought about how weird Soft & Wet is?

Soft & Wet is so fucked up because of the way it interacts with objects in the SBR universe, which makes it sort of hype to read about. Everything usually comes with something you can't remove easily or is something that always follows with an action, but Soft & Wet just takes that away from it like it's nothing. Usually it just takes one bubble to do this shit, but Gappy can just pull a shitton of 'em at once.

>Accidentally swallow a bubble and you lose all the air in your lungs
>A bubble pops near your eyes and you lose your vision
>A bubble pops on the floor and you lose all friction on the ground
>A shitton of bubbles pop on your skin and you lose all the water in your body.

Now think of the hypothetical shit that it could do.

>A bubble pops near or inside of an open wound and it steals all the blood in your body
>A bubble pops near or in your ear and you lose your hearing
>Multiple bubbles pop near your dick and now you have ED
>Multiple bubbles pop within a room and steal the gravity within it (if it works for friction I don't see why gravity shouldn't also work like this)

SO MUCH POTENTIAL IT HURTS

>>152376939
That's the entire reason why King Crimson is OP.
Other stands could control time, but they couldn't change destiny.

>>152376939
DIO would probably still kill Diavolo in a fight though

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I want you to prepare yourself before opening this spoiler, it is Koichi's(now called Koji) new stand, and you wont believe how it looks

If Boingo's book says he's going beat the shit out of Diavolo, but he skips time, what happens?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair,you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of stands users, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Morioh, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in strength warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire japanese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another stand users. I will wipe you the fuck out with Dora's the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my hair over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Speed wagon foundation and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your stando pawah. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Speed Wagon Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>152377084
Danger 5. Its okay. The first season is the best

Why is part 4 Josuke a bottom tier jojo as far as power rankings go?

>>152377388
Diavolo skips the prediction.

>>152376917
Sethan's developmental potential had not yet reached E, so its full potential has not been discovered.
>multiple high beam projectors blare at Alessi, who grabs the attention of Kars, who turns to the man and glares him down, terrifying Alessi who continues to pose
>'What exactly are you doing?'
>Alessi then dances about, acting silly, for a few seconds, like he's presenting for a show
>Kars looks at the performance then turns to continue his fight against the 87 team, but starts to feel something
>it's then that Alessi grows confident, as Kars shrinks
>each projector was casting its individual shadow on Alessi, which in turn gave him an extra Sethan to control, and each have turned to latch onto Kars shadow. Each sethan improves the power of the de-aging by two-fold, and with ten projectors speeds the process up by 1024 times
>what would have aged a god away in hours, now takes only 14 seconds
>Kars watched millenia peel away as he's reduced to a mewling pebble as Alessi now stands proudly above the infant pillar men, before using all ten Sethans to crack him to pieces
"Ultimate lifeform.... pff... MY MASTER IS BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF LIFE ITSELF!!"

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>>152376001
1-6 weren't erased though why do people think this?

>>152377738
The manga doesn't say.

>>152375452
Part 5 has a lot of fights; some are the best of the series and others are forgettable.
Gold Experience does too much. Healing, counter abilities, the life punch, nature conversion, nature growth; the stand needed more focus. Villain doesn't have payoff.
I love it. It feels like JoJo.

Part 6 deserves the flack. It has a very rushed ending, a villain who in the end is just a toadie no greater than vanilla ice. Jolyne is cool, but the supporting cast is constantly shuffled around, with Annasui being the only real mainstay side character, as they are killed, incapacitated, or both. The fights are also much more forgettable, and the side villains aren't that interesting, until they finally get out of the prison.

>>152377561
I've only read parts 1-5 so far, but Jotaro and Giorno could destroy Josuke.

>>152374288
Smirnoff a shit, Wódka Wyborowa is clearly a suprior brew

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>>152377388
Boingo'll find the pages that had that information were ripped out of the book.
I wish some of the villain stand users of Part 3 had had redemption arcs in later Parts. Hol Horse for instance, he seems like a sort of asshole that got in WAY over his head, and with Dio dead he may get into less scummy schemes, especially if he and Boingo kept working together.

>>152377820
If you pay attention it's clear it wasn't though.

>>152377040
>stands named after movies instead of songs
that was legit the cooles idea in that book. imagine the stands we know and love but instead they are named after araki's favorite films
>Yellow Temperance is "The Blob"
>Bad Company is "Small Soldiers"
>Love Deluxe is "Misery"
>The World is "Adam Sandler's Click"

>>152377947
Yeah, IF.

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>>152378012
>>The World is "Adam Sandler's Click"

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>>152378012
>The World is Adam Sandler's Click
>mfw

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>>152378012
>>The World is "Adam Sandler's Click"

>>152378012
>king nothing is "rain man"

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>>152378012
ADAMU SANDURER CURIKU
TOKI WO TOMARE

>Narancia: *BRRRRAAA* *BRRRRAAAAAA* *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAP*
What did he mean by this?

>>152376789
Did Kung Fury steal from this scene?

How fast do you think Jonathan could run at full speed? I'd guess around 60mph.

>>152378705
During uni, his opponents caught up to him.

At his peak, a fraction of what Sandman can run.

>>152374500
the fact Araki tried to explain it with pseudo science hurt harder than just leaving it as a bizarre fucking power Heavy Weather had

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Nani?!

>>152379023
Rohan can use Heaven's Door on himself?

>>152374356
White Album if GER were to not count.

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>>152379022
[S U B L I M I N A L M E S S A G E S]

at least the the main manga we dont have to deal with fucking THIS as a stand.

>>152379023
Koichi was Araki the whole time? That explains a lot.

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>>152378705
Considering he's got enough leg strength to leap a balcony's height on the hilt of a sword, and was fast enough to fight Bruford, pretty fucking fast.
Dude is a hill of muscle, it's surprising he can even move that fast.

>>152379064
In one of the one-shots he does I think. But that's like 10 years after Part 4 happened so he's had years to perfect it. He can even use it on inanimate objects like fried chicken to see how much longer it's safe to eat.

>>152379158
You think skinnier = faster?

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Reminder that Koichi is getting more ass than you ever could

I actually thought of something meaningful to post but then forgot, oh well have a shitpost instead

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Screencap from the futanari thread.

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Has Araki done any colour pages for part 7/8?
I was looking over pic related and a few others and that scene with Dolomite with Jobin squatting with the phone would be dope with Araki's colours

>>152379467
Reminder a manlet rock hulk hogan fucked a model more times than you ever will.

>>152379514
THe first couple of pages for JJL chapter 1 were in colour but I'm not sure about SBR. Colour pages are more of a WSI thing than UJ so I wouldn't bet on too many.

>>152379561
*WSJ

Does anyone here know when the Part 8 JAV is coming out?

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>>152379561
Thanks.
That really sucks because Araki's aesthetic is great.
I'd probably prefer the colours of the manga if they made effort in colouring.

There (was) a DMQ colouring project going on that actually used his aesthetic and fell through. It sucks that it seems to be lost.

>>152379513
Thanks doc

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>>152379467
>tfw a girl will never be yandere for you like yukako is for koichi

>>152379726
There isn't one that was a joke. Also if you actually looked at the watermark it said 2014 on it.

>>152379941
Never say never, man.
You'll find your mentally unhinged girl some day.

Is the alien from part 4 an actual alien it was he just pretending he didn't see crazy diamond's fist, also why did the anime give him a stand stat screen along with a stand name?

>>152380268
>Ayyy lmao

>>152380268
My theory is that he's an alien stand user.
He pretended that everyone on his planet was a stand user because the best way to maintain peace is to appear really threatening, and he couldn't see CD's fist because CD is an Earth stand and Mikitaka can only see stands from his own planet.

>>152380268
The joke is you never find out and it could be either.

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>Mitikata is an alien
>came to Earth to get their precious ore back
>naked monkey planet turned the ore into arrows
>comes back 2000 years expecting the monkeys to have died
>they drag you along to some dice game
>he has to cooperate with BS
being mikitaka is suffering

>>152380541
He seems to have chilled with Josuke and co. though so he isn't suffering that much.

>>152380565
You gotta jerk off anyway if you wanna lose that boner for you to pee

>>152380670
its a farce so he can get his ore (arrow) back

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>>152380438
Maybe he sensed that Josuke had no intention to hurt or kill him so he simply just didn't flinch when crazy diamond threw his punch

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Joshu really let himself go.

>>152380968
But that's not how flinching works.

>>152381034
Joshu did an equivalent exchange with Damo's corpse.

>>152381034
Anyone made a Nutman edit on this?

>>152373765
So why is Killer Queen best stand? Because you know it is, it's even better than za warudo. I'm glad it was able to get rid of that little annoying shit Shigechi.

>>152381258
>Killer Queen the best stand
>Not D4C
How does it feel being so wrong anon?

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>>152381258
Best Stand is the one that DIO wanted but could never get.

>>152381312
D4C is a super faulty stand though. It's not like pre-destined time-bombs.

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>>152381473
holy shit

>>152374356
GER
If it doesn't count (because GER never counts), then Whitesnake

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>>152381473
>Dubs made that Garik comission
>Kek predicted this

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>>152374592
So a stand

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>nearing the end of the Stone Ocean anime
>C-Moon episodes
>Pucci and the space shuttle start floating above the ground
>a familiar tune starts playing
>'wait a minute that sounds exactly like-'
>Made in Heaven bursts out of Annasui's arm
>to be continued
>lyrics finally kick in
>IM TAKING MY RIDE WITH DESTINY
>WILLING TO PLAY MY PART
>LIVING WITH PAINFUL MEMORIES
>LOVING WITH ALL MY HEART
>yfw

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>>152381793
How does Gappy get around without hurting himself wearing pants that tight when he has 4 balls?

>>152381312
Shhh no more arguing, both kitties and bunnies are good.

>>152376941

>Shigechi's hair was Blue

Woah

>>152381884
maybe he doesn't, and he vents his frustrations by being a violent ruthless mofo

On panel sex in JoJolion when? I'm disappointed Araki had the audacity to tease us with nameless apartment girl being naked for 4 chapters right at the beginning and only tease us since.

>>152382075
I feel sorry for Yasuho, once she finally gives up the goods he's going to fucking destroy her pelvis.

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Uncensor Anon here.

I did a Shinobu/Kira log from the pixiv tag that an Anon a few threads back gave me.
Scroll down to pic related if you just want Shinobu with a dick in her mouth.
There's a little touch of guro before it.

http://imgur.com/a/xHjhs

>>152382345
nice work!

>>152382083
I feel like the moment we see on-panel sex in JJBA is also going to be the moment where Stand abilities reach a level of weirdness never seen before.

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Ok guys no memes here, I genuinely don't get king crimson. From what I gather, it's basically The World but Diavolo also gets ten seconds of foresight along with it? Is time frozen in the time it "skips"?

>>152382546
>Don't tell me...
>This sperm is already a stand user?!

>>152382345
Kira doesn't have a thigh fetish, this is bullshit but more Shinobu lewds is nice.

>>152382345
You can also poke around twitter as well (use the same search term)
Twitter's a lot messier, but chances are you can find stuff there that's not uploaded onto pixiv.

Pixiv's more convenient, but Twitter's where people are the most active.

>>152382636
The World
>time stops, if you begin a clock when DIO activates the World, when the timestop ends the clock would be in the same position
>DIO can manipulate objects during timestop
King Crimson
>Time moves but other besides Diavolo don't perceive it, so it doesn't really exist for anybody else
>If you start a clock when King Crimson activates, when it ends the clock will show that 10 seconds have passed
>Diavolo can't interact with objects during timeskip, but he can predict what others are going to do perfectly with Epitaph

>>152382636
Basically what it does is make everything but Diavolo stop existing for up to 10 seconds, effectively 'erasing' the time. The fact that he can see what happens 10 seconds before it happens make this very powerful.

>>152382750
What counts as an "object"? Can he interact with people/throw things on his person?

>>152382750
He can't interact with things because only he exists in erased time.

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>>152382701
Yeah, Twitter is where 90% of my yaoi requests come from.
I usually sit and wait for requests because I'm usually bogged down.
(I'm just fed up fucking doing jokak and josukasu or whatever it's called)

Thanks guys. I'll get off my arse.
I'll probably split up my imgur albums to keep all the /y/ contained.

>>152382781
I think I get it, like if he skips as someone unloads on him they effectively attack the space where he would be as if he was there for 10 seconds, at which point he reappears?

>>152382636
Diavolo can see 10 seconds into the future.
He can also make it so that, for 10 seconds, no actions have consequences and nobody remembers those 10 seconds.
In essence, it's like those 10 seconds never happened.

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>>152382701
Yeah I read more artists are going out of Pixiv due to some recent policy change that amounts to 'if you post it in Pixiv, we own it'. I don't know the full details but some people aren't happy with the change so more art in different platforms.

>>152382899
Not really. In erased time literally everything but Diavolo doesn't exist. Because those 10 seconds were already predestined however, time will always 'resume' from the point in his prediction he erased up to. To everyone else it just jumps straight from when the erase begun to when it ended. If you were fated to be shot and it was erased you'd still end up with the bullet inside your body despite the shot never happening because that's what was predicted. Only Diavolo is immune to this because he's the only thing that exists and can change it's fate.

>>152382941
Almost, he doesn't just make actions not have consequences he just makes everything else not exist then continue existing based on the prediction.

>>152383010
Ahhh, at last I truly see
Thank you anon

>>152383053
NP. I read it in Italian which got a proper translation years ago so I like to help people understand it better because a lot of English readers still don't get it after 15 years of misinformation.

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>>152383516
Weather Report hard counters it.
Weather Report is fucking broken and the only way to beat it is time fuckery and hax.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cJey0OAl8c

IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

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>>152382345
>I have to stop living like this

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Dark purple suit and green shirt Kira is best Kira

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>>152383948
Every single Kira doujin has a panel of Killer Queen looking fed up or just not wanting to be there.

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>>152382345
Thank you for the lewds
I don't get why she gets shards then just explodes in one of them however

>>152382345
I can't imagine Kira wanting anything but handjobs.

>>152383664
>They put the trophy of the race in a big chunk of ice they got from the South Pole
Early SBR was dumb

>>152380565
Not a good feeling after.

>>152374373
Bohemian Rhapsody is shit
You can legit defeat it with kindergarten logic of creating an OC that counters it
You can probably don't even have to do anything and let it defeat itself

>>152384390
I can't remember if the ice was ever brought up again, even when the race finally ended.

Did Araki forget?

>south farmington

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>>152384291
I wish I knew too.
If there's a nip who could translate I don't mind doing the type.

>>152384312
You know....there's a suprisingly little of that from what I've seen. Even the other full "doujin" I have downloaded doesn't feature a handjob but dedicates a page to hand licking. Can't be too OoC now.


(What is the correct term for those collections that are like 10+ pages all as one story?)

>>152380565
Its really awkward it's like the dick can't decide what to shoot out

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Say something nice about Gappy

>>152384464
Lets be honest
Everybody forgot about that
tfw David adds a scene in the anime of those wierd small guys melting the ice in front of Pocoloco

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>>152384515
Best jojo other than Jobin

>>152384515
He's made of two better characters

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>>152384515
He's a pretty good dudes.

>>152384515
He's better than Giorno.

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>>152384539

>>152384515
He's a man of the sea and the land.

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>>152384537
>That image

>>152384514
saved famalia

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Okay now say something nice about Nutman

>>152384619
He is brave to walk around with such a shit haircut

>>152384619
/OURGUY/

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>>152384619
He has a cool stand which we will never see in action.

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>>152384619
I would fuck him until his hair flew off like a chuckle brothers sketch.

>>152384161
>Yaoi hands

Also that art style looks familiar, is it from that pixiv user who draws almost nobody but Kira?

Granted I'm not into lewds (much less fujo lewds) but I've seen that art style before.

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>>152384662
>final battle against [M A I N E N E M Y]
>Gappy and friends can't being [N E W S T A N D O]
>suddenly Joshuu
>[N U T K I N G C A L L]
>unhinges the enemy's head
>cancels his stand's ability
>Nutman victorious

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>stands work on ghosts
>Kira could have just blown up Reimi when she confronted him
>he could have gone unpunished

>>152384642
This, tbqh.

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>>152384619
He's a charming little shit

>>152384816
nut king think he slick

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>>152384706
Train Panic! Is probably one of the most known Kira doujins. Wasn't a pixiv rip

Actually want to uncensor pic related, the other Kira doujin but I just want to draw some vaginas. Minges are great fun to uncensor.

>>152384940
>most known Kira doujin is another Yaoi-fest

I don't get it, JoJo has some top-tier girls but we get literally ZERO (0) doujins of them

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>>152384769
>blows up Reimi and Arnold
>he could've actually gotten a quiet life with his stand cat

At least the bowler hat Kira came out of it, but I miss KQ who got shat on in hindsight despite its powers

>>152384619
Best Jojo

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http://bracketier.tumblr.com/post/156023754197

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>>152385045
There's some but it takes digging.
Pixiv is tagged like shit and Anons here have been a help in digging out things there and twitter.
There's a few I've seen for order, but I have no idea how to order them and some sites require a nip address.
They exist but they are very much in the minority.

>>152385150
Badass. Shame we can't get it earlier.

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>>152385045
Yeah, I have a hard time looking for anything not yaoi while yaoi pairings of all sorts of characters are like a drop in the ocean. Especially Jotaro/Kakyoin, I don't know what's the appeal with that one that makes a mountain of fanart.

If you find artists who draw your favorite characters/pairings, good on you. Good luck if your character is more obscure though.

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>>152385220
The archive is like that.
>Refresh in the morning
>10 new jokak fics
>70% of my you requests is Jokak
I cannot fucking escape it. The rest are Seesar and Joseph

I've probably done more rule 63 than straight actually thinking about it now. I kinda think about deliberately going out my way to find other characters. (Why the fuck is there more Hazamada porn than Hermes ?)

I'm pretty lucky since my favourite guys like Joubin and Aishou seem pretty popular. Cioccolata, well, part 5 in general is so popular in nip land that I have generally enough.

My favourite girls are all part 8 so I'm sitting with Hato doing anal Anon on the road to nowhere.

>>152385045
There was a Rohan and Reimi one that will never get scanlated and translated.

>>152385157
IIRC there's a tag for straight pairings, something along the words of ジョジョNL (NL as in normal)

Though most would directly tag the couple-specific tag instead of this general one.

Good luck!

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>>152385045
Not to mention that there is tons of fetishes and scenarios you could do with the girls. All this yaoi bullshit is the same

>>152385632
If I could draw I would take requests. I can always write I guess.

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>>152385220
It's possible to filter out certain terms while searching, so just add a -腐 to remove entries with fujoshit (artists usually use a specific tag for Jojo yaoi in general, so it's easy to filter them out. But then some ruder ones might not do so)

Even if someone here got a stand, they'd use it in the most lazy way. Like having Killer Queen blow up an apple core instead of throwing it away.