foreshadowing in LWA,
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He is mentally disabled.
He has no idea that he's saying the wrong things..
We taught him to write posts like this on purpose... as a joke.
Post your theories why ursula sensei needed to stop being
Her ass could no longer fit the stage
She was never chariot. She had to come up with a flamboyant character so she could "talk" to normal kids, and by that way find the chosen kid
Akko is Shiny Chariot, and the golden card hero
What would sex with Diana be like?
Akko is the Messiah. The bullying was in prophecy. >tfw you are now a Jew.
she lived long enough to become the villain
Amazing i bet. I would have 10 kids wthher
>in magic high school
Akko deserves bullying.
Diana - likes submission roleplay, talks a lot, don't do that much
Lotte - Gothic/Vampire setting and costumes.
Sucy - Hallucinatory, mostly by all the substances she would come up with. Potent aphrodisiacs are expected
Amanda - Do anything you ask, including poledance and strip, almost like a professional whore, but somehow amateurish and rushed
Constanza - Lots and lots of dildos
Akko - Roleplay, kinda weird and childish, but fun at same time.
if you are on a 100 years travel
You get desigbed to be the admin of a inter systems voyage at sublight speeds. You are a Dragonaite and can easily live more than 3 centuries. So what would you do...?
>I WANNA RIDE YOUR CHARIOT!
>Shiny Rod is a legendary artifact that chooses its user
>However this is for some reason or another not common knowledge among the average witches, maybe they don't even know what it looks like
>The rod chose Ursula who became Shiny Chariot and used it to entertain the masses
>All the witches looked down on her for what they thought gave witches a bad image
>The rod stopped working for reasons unknown, perhaps Chariot's disillusionment as a result of being shat on by the witch community
>Now the rod has chosen Akko, who not only admired Chariot and thought what she was doing is great, but she's not even of witch blood, the ultimate slap in the face for the stuck-up, elitist witches
>The Academy's principal, who is aware of how the rod operates, saw that it had chosen Akko and so let her enrol in the academy despite the expulsion-worthy display she put on
Shiny arc can control nature force, from what it seems. Also, important to note
>School portal has a tree base
>Trio fall and meet into a forest
>Shiny Rod is buried into the forest
>Memorial of a important witch is under a tree
>Rare butterflies come out of the said tree
>Akko flashback shows a giant tree
We seen 3 of the transformations already
>Implying Akko wouldn't be Shiny Chariot
>Implying she wouldn't fuck up your rescue and have to hold a funeral for you instead
>Implying you'd get to have sex in a relationship with Akko
She's not for lewd, anon, and the universe will conspire to ensure she never will be
one of the shops akko visits is called ursa major which contains the rare shiny chariot card.
interesting enough the ursa major is one gigantic constellation which includes the big dipper inside it
ursula sensei's name comes from ursa minor which is the tail of the big dipper.
interesting note, the ursa major is known as the great bear
>Ursa Major (/ˈɜːrsə ˈmeɪdʒər/; also known as the Great Bear) is a constellation in the northern celestial hemisphere. One of the 48 constellations listed by Ptolemy (second century AD), it remains one of the 88 modern constellations. It can be visible throughout the year in most of the northern hemisphere. Its name, Latin for "the greater (or larger) she-bear", stands as a reference to and in direct contrast with Ursa Minor, "the lesser she-bear", with which it is frequently associated in mythology and amateur astronomy. The constellation's most recognizable asterism, a group of seven relatively bright stars commonly known as the "Big Dipper", "the Wagon" or "the Plough" (among others), both mimics the shape of the lesser bear (the "Little Dipper") and is commonly used as a navigational pointer towards the current northern pole star, Polaris in Ursa Minor. The Big Dipper and the constellation as a whole have mythological significance in numerous world cultures, usually as a symbol of the north.
Guess what fucking card akko has the great bear on it
I'll give you a hint, it's th middle one near the top
So, what great mystery of LWA are we unraveling tonight?
How is a magic school low on money? Couldn't they use their magic and make money, like using so magic bullshit to build a building in a minute that could have taken years and get paid shitloads of money. Our use their magic to help sick people and charge out the ass for it. Or was that just a cover up to allow a non-witch into the school?
Do we know if their is separate kind of "magic world" where this shit goes on are there just witches around in society, because I don't see how some witches wouldn't use magic to become filthy rich.
But Akko believes in the Shiny Chariot who believes in herself.
High class. Also I want to fuck this boy.
She began her career inspiring people to believe in their dreams.
Now she's helping them make those dreams come true.
She never stopped being Chariot, she just changed her method.
it really depends on the setting
the vast majority of mahou shoujo have little to no ritual elements involved, they just have superpowers, maybe with a few limitations. lwa seems to be a lot more on the ritual side
>Akko become the new chariot
>Diana finally confess her (forbidden) love
I'm waiting for Diana to come out of her Shinyfag closet and accept her love for Shiny Chariot so Akko and her can fangirl together like idiots and spend all night sharing stories of their love for Shiny and play Shiny's card game and show each other's Shiny collectibles and sleep together dreaming of Shiny.
She looks older there.
>villain on the verge of winning
>Diana dramatically reveals her love for Shiny Chariot
>teams up with Akko to wield the true power of the Shiny Rod
>hype music plays
>defeat big bad like Ryuuko & Satsuki cut up Ragyo
Yeah, supposedly the mod apologized and reintated the man, but he was gone already.
Hope at least, when lwa is over, that they come back for an organized AMA.
I mean if lauren faust could take on us, i guess someone like him can too.
>I like how the faintly smug glasses guy in the foreground is still there in the TV version.
that's a different glasses guy in the first one, in the second one it's
Diana sits closer to Akko in the TV version
Identified this thing in Akko's vision. It's probably Ursa Minor, there's a bear cub and seven dots in the background. I am calling it now, the relationship between Ursula and Akko has some kind of parallel with Ursa Major and Minor.
Speaking of constellations, assuming that Shiny Chariot magic has correlates with stars, what constellation represents the butterflies?
Stars and birds (phoenix?) are apparent with Shiny Chariot. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a descendant of the 5th Nine Olde Witches in >>152361430 Their hats look really similar and they both carry what appears to be Shiny Rod.
>Akko must be related to Shiny Chariot
No. I based my piece on >>152361006 since Ursula should have ties to them because there's no way all these hints wouldn't be brought up later on. But there's so little we don't know and maybe 11 more episodes until we get an answer.
Is she going to appear in the NightFall episode?
Diana will have a scene where she gets to remind Akko why she wanted to be a witch in the first place, she'll remind her of all the things she has gone through until that moment and of all the determination she has shown.
She will let her know just how amazing she was all along and she'll show her how to believe in her magic once again,re-igniting the burning passion within her heart and pushing her towards shinning bright once again.
Good Lord, that's too cute for words.
Because she's a mentor.
Her role will be to prepare Akko for her future challenges. But it will be up to her friends to be by her side when the time finally comes to man up and overcome them.
And as usual anime tradition her biggest rival, Diana, will get the honors of giving her a cool motivational moment where she simultaneously calls out her bullshit when she is down and sobbing and gives her the resolve to get back up and do her best once again.
It's a classic anime formula because it works.
I love how Akko's thighs are nearly twice as thick as her waist
The Shiny Chariot outfit is fucking lewd.
Can't wait to see cake Ursula in it.
It is a sexy outfit
Jesus Christ, why is Sexy Chariot's hair so good?
Accidentally opened it in Paint to crop it - forgot that doing so kills transparency.
Their room is so fucking cozy looking.
Lore from the card game, feels like LWA will get pretty epic:
>When this cane stirred the sky
>With the gathered light the Sun and Moon were made
>The overflowing drops became the stars and the Milky Way
>Polaris Fountain (this one is in the foreshadowing montage)
>A magical spring that shows the path of light.
>It remains hidden in Luna Nova.
>To the brilliant witch
>It will give the power of the great stars.
>The beast of the stars, follows those with strong radiance.
>If it called by those that have been chosen by the Shiny Rod.
>It will reveal the power to change the galaxies and time itself.
>A believing heart is your magic
>Seven stars gather, the light of magic.
>In the sea of light, seven figures will appear.
>The red dragon (this is the dragon from the OVA)
>With a shining red color it soars the sky.
>The dragon that devours the strength of magic.
>It's appearance signifies the birth of a new king.
Only after seeing that filename did I realize where all these Akkos are coming from.
I'm a fucking retard
7 stars. 7 figures. 7 main characters.
There's the butterfly nebula NG 6302 (pic related), and a butterfly cluster (Messier 6) but no actual constellations based on butterflies. There is however, "Musca" the fly constellation. Upon further inspection I did find something quite interesting, both the Butterfly Nebula and the Butterfly Cluster are located inside the Scorpius constellation, and the Musca is located on something called the Scorpius–Centaurus Association. It's a hell of a stretch but the Butterflies may be related to the Scorpius constellation, fitting the others we saw on the cards
Shieeeet, was Chariot that black cat next to Akko in her flashback!? What a twist!
>one day LWA will end
how do i deal with predepression?
URSULA SENSEI IS CUTE AND MAKES ME WANT TO DO SEXUAL THINGS TO HER!
I mean we've had constanze in the movie selling electronic contraband so im guessing yea.
So we can safely say that this is AOTS, right?
ursula is akko and diana's daugther from the future
Akko is best girl of the season
Shit's gonna get good. There's already a lot of potential for bigtime legends and themes with the constellations and that stuff, the founding of the school, the shiny rod.
It's all going to lead up to somewhere great.
i'm surprised i haven't seen someone post that both Akko and Chariot have the same colored eyes (red)
i don't think anyone else in the show has that specific eye color.
i'm not saying they're the same person which would involve time-traveling but i think there's some significance in it. i see it more as like a "the one" trait. it would explain why ursula wears glasses and chariot does not.
Yeah, might even turn out to be AOTY if nothing better appears later.
No one is even trying to top it right now, the rest of the stuff airing is mostly just seasonal adaptations without anything special, passable animation, ok stuff but nothing really impressive like LWA.
This is a compilation of all images seen during Akko's vision in episode 1, assembled in order of appearance. The weird part about it is, it starts out in the past and present, starts showing stuff from the future, and then theres a nuke and we see Shiny Chariot in the past. If this is Akko's perception of the future, containing things that happened in the past, its probably time travel. On top of that, the translated cards >>152370689 say that the bird Alcor will "reveal the power to change the galaxies and time itself"
>Diana fucks something up
>Akko fixes it again
Why are we bullying akko again?
According to /a/, it had to do with obscure Jewish tradition.
and here's the star on the moon, which can more clearly be seen during the ed
This is an official image showing Sucy with the same horns as 6. Number 6 just happens to have the same body style as Sucy, wrapped up and hunched. Take that as you will
oh god that's plausible too
i don't know what to think
>A believing heart is your magic
>Seven stars gather, the light of magic.
>In the sea of light, seven figures will appear.
>akko, lotte, sucy, amanda, costanze, jasminka, diana
the wait until Sundays feels like an eternity
She'd be all smug and superior up until the door closes, when she melts in your hand like puddy.
She'd want to hold hands while you plow her.
>(named witches aside form Diana's lackeys)
Don't forget Avery has a name now too
She got caught sleeping around when one of her flings posted their post-coital selfie on Twitcher, which pretty much killed her image/career.
Either that or the witch-craze she started was just a short fad that died out. It was either become a teacher or degrade herself by appearing on shows like Celebrity Squares/I'm a Celebrity (somethingsomething)/Celebrity Apprentice/Survivor etc.
Considering LWA threads have the highest crossboarder concentration of any anime this season it's not appropriate to say those are "/a/". Might as well say jojobronies in their general are /a/.
literally BUILT for neck biting
It's seems to me an effect that has lasted since the hype during Gurren Lagann with the 40% meme, and has been bolstered with every show since. It's sort of self-perpetuating.
Rewatching the 2nd OVA on
there's a part where Diana talks about Shiny Chariot and how she was only idolized temporarily before she fell into obscurity and was forgotten.
Its safe to say that she became unpopular with the humans eventually and decided to quit being Chariot and just be a teacher. Remember, there's a whole stigma going on that the humans generally don't like the witches. Hopefully that gets explored a bit more in the anime.
full on war between witches and humans when
I hope nothing like that happens.
Human vs another magical race has been played out way too much. They could make an interesting series that was fully focused on the characters, the world's lore and magical stuff without trying to be edgy.
My guess is that she wanted to popularize magic to attract new blood to it instead of letting it stagnate by allowing the isolationist tendencies magic society had to continue.
She wanted to make magic mainstream but old witches didn't like having normalfags around.
It's not exactly a war with humans but rather than not liking witches, it seems like current humans don't care much for witchcraft. The official site says that witches these days are considered a relic of the past and they've been displaced by technological progress. Even the magic shop that had been managed by Lotte's family became a convenience store. That's probably what Diana meant by saying that Chariot couldn't change anything.
>her efforts kept getting met with disdain
>eventually loses hope
>can no longer use the shiny rod because "a believing heart is your magic"
>Akko ends up restoring her hope and paves the way to a new age of fun magic
Screencap this, it's definitely how it's going to go.
Poor Diana, sounds like she had big hopes and dreams like Akko once but reality got to her.
I can already see a dynamic between those two where Akko inspires her to dream once again.
Maybe she had a vision of the future and of someone like Akko who'd be inspired by her and become a great witch.
>only 30 year old men are accepted
>each one has to grow a beard
I'd watch that.
There's every possibility this could change in the TV show. Either way if there's a more political or drastic reason she stopped being Chariot, it's likely the average witch wouldn't know what it was, especially since they look down on her as a mere entertainer, they think there's nothing special about her so there'd be no special reason that she faded into obscurity.
>Are there wizards?
>If we have a sequel, we'd like to introduce a male magic user but I can't make that decision on my own, so hopefully.
>One of the original scripts, longer ones, featured a male magician who possibly falls in love with Akko but we didn't go with that. Obviously.
>One of the original scripts, longer ones, featured a male magician who possibly falls in love with Akko but we didn't go with that.
That smelly 20-30 year old neets want Akko all for themselves to use.
Hey, if someone falls in love with her that doesn't make her a slut, she has no control over that.
Or they mostly just use magic for beard-related activities. Levitating combs and razors so they don't have to use their hands, speeding hair growth, changing the beard's color or texture, etc...
>this is the perfect anime to show to children but why are only middle-aged men watching it?
The elevens are starting to catch on
>ywn see Constanze with her hair down
why even live?
Is anyone even powerful enough to defeat Akko in a duel?
you, after she starts reaching for her backpack
She cant even cast anything special yet.
Akko has the most lewd ass, Sucy has the most lewd hips, and Lotte has the most
Akko's too autistic to do anything other than play cards.
Imagine how much better the show was if Amanda was the main character. I hope she gets a lot of screentime.
>biggest sin as a magical girl
>stopped believing in herself
You can't have too much of a good thing.
Nothin wrong with that anon!
Wrong, Lotte's best feature is that neck.
Just curious, how is she remotely like Ryuko?
Amanda doesn't spend all the time bleedng from somewhere, nor she yells most of the time, not she's edgy.
And Ryuko doesn't do any pole dancing, despite her being shown stripped like 98% of the time in her show.
It's not my fault anime girls wear it so well.
Why do people like the mute autizmo kraut womanlet again? Especially since they can choose this.
Giving my wife Diana Cavendish a kiss.
is /pol/ mentally ill?
>hur dur WE WUZ WITCHES N SHIEEEEEET
wtf do you think a witchdoctor is?
Never stated that the school was low on money, that's only a rumour for now by the girls in the first episode. Im guessing its more to do with how less witches families are enrolling their children.
Both are colorful and creative series with a lot of interesting stuff to speculate about, both feature cute girls with a lot of magical things and both are original works with great animation and direction.
As for who is going to get Yayacuck'd.
I hope it's not Diana.
The amount you'd need to keep that school running would be a drop in the bucket, if you printed it.
This is ignoring the fact that the school should be mostly self sufficient anyway. No heating, water, or electricity bill. Food could be harvested or hunted from different realms. The only thing you'd have to worry about is the tax.
actually witch doctors cure witchcraft
sangomas (witchdoctors) and such are shamans that fight witchcraft
they doctor the witchery as it were
if there are witch doctors in africa then there must be witches
no one is going to openly admit to being a witch or practicing witchcraft otherwise they would be lynched
so you're not going to be able to google "african witch" and find an authentic picture of one
africa and carribean have witches and they can be female
in nigeria they have laws to protect children who have been branded witches or children of witches
Diana categorically denies being a lesbian at all
Teachers don't work for free and need money for necessities/luxuries, and printing your own money is illegal so I don't know what makes you think witches get a free pass for it.
I can't wait for Akko to lose her way and Diana becomes the next shiny chariot.
It's ran entirely by women and "goblin" slaves so there's no wonder it is going under even with the power of magic.
Legally, if witches are already accepted they are probably also given some sorts of legal protections and benefits like a cultural sort of thing.
They might have their school except from taxes and similar stuff.
She just likes the taste. There's nothing gay about that. She isn't attracted to ladyparts, they just taste really good and she likes to sometimes put her mouth on them. But that doesn't make her a lesbian, it just tastes really good.
>Sucy went to Luna Nova to escape Duterte's helicopter rides
>final episode is Akko going crazy or something because of evil magic
>showdown with Akko and Diana
>DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYY
>Teachers don't work for free and need money for necessities/luxuries
They have "m.a.g.i.c". They don't need to buy the private jets or hot tubs. They have brooms and spells.
>printing your own money is illegal so I don't know what makes you think witches get a free pass for it.
It's only illegal if you get caught.
If magic could conjure luxury goods then the economy would easily be killed by one asshole witch. And even if it could it would probably only be super high tier magic, not something easily performed by random christmas cakes.