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Yearly reminder that if they fucked the third impact wouldn't

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Yearly reminder that if they fucked the third impact wouldn't have happened
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>>152358774
If I'd ever fucked I probably wouldn't be posting here today.
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>>152358774
Why?

How often did they nearly fuck?
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>>152358953
If they had, Asuka would have felt love and not been such an emotional wreck, , thus stopping her synch ratio from going so low, thus stopping her from being comatose, thus stopping her death in EoE, thus stopping the third impact.
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>>152358774
Well yeah, kinda true

Hedgehog dilemma, etc
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>>152358774
It would have happened anyway. SEELE wanted it to happen, Gendo wanted it to happen, everyone with any power was in the cabal. Two naive kids with robots wouldn't do shit against all the powers in the world.
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>>152358774
>if they fucked the third impact wouldn't have happened

>>152359034
>Asuka would have felt love and not been such an emotional wreck


now, this is a shitpost
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>>152359416
How?
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>>152358774
Maybe not but it would cause the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, and so on.
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>>152358774
When they have sex in Instrumentality, Asuka looks mad and disgusted and Shinji looks bored.

It wouldn't have solved shit because neither of them want it with each other.

Now if Asuka had sex with Kaji, that would have been a different story.
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>>152359034
Third impact would have happened regardless, SEELE and Giant Rei all have the power to initiate it.
And it didn't really start until Shinji opened up his AT Field for Kaworu.
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>>152359452

considering the sequence of events as presented as the only true timeline misses the point of the story.
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Yearly reminder that Evangelion is the best anime ever
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>>152358774
Why didn't he act when he had the chance?
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>>152362290
He realized Asuka kinda looks like a man from up close
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>>152362408
This meme died months ago, thankfully right along with the hate for Rei.
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>>152359273
Without SEELE and Nerv Third Impact would have happened inevitably, they just wanted it to go on humanity's terms. Seele could have started the impact with Eva Series or Gendo could have done it with Rei and Adam. Gendo winning would probably have been the worst possible outcome after angels winning.

>>152362247
I rewatch it every year to remind myself.
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>>152359674
you mean asuka looks mad and shinji looks avoidant and pensive
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If they did fuck, Third Impact wouldn't just happen, it'd never end.
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>>152358774
>>152359034
>Asukafags in charge of not projecting their desire to fuck a 14 year old emotionally wrecked loser like Asuka onto poor Shinji
>Asukafags actually thinks she just needs a dick to fix her fucked brain

Fucking worst fanbase, all fanbases all years.

Best girl in pic related.
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BUT ACCORDING TO THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
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>>152363304
>Thinking sex is just a carnal act of pleasure and not a form of very deep bonding that could restore feelings of love and care inside of the both of them
I want /r9k/ to leave
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>>152363353
i made that video and rei is best girl fyi

>>152363374
>disgusting Asukafag still projecting

Kill yourself. Shinji was smart enough to not put his dick in crazy, smart kid didn't even use tongue when Asuka forced herself on him. Asuka doesn't deserve or need to be a pilot, she needs a straight jacket and therapy.
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>>152359034
>Third Impact depended on one person
No
>It depended on Asuka
Even if it did it would be up to Shinji, Rei, or Gendo but the Third Impact is already predetermined to happen according to Seele and it would have occurred in some form regardless of what happened in the world
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>>152363423
>implying I'm projecting
>implying they should get rid of one of their only pilots
>implying what I said wasn't accurate
>implying what you just said was an argument
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>>152362832
This
Third Impact happens in all possible timelines
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>>152363489
It's an argument all right.

Asuka is objectively a bad pilot because she can't handle the pressure. If she were e.g an airplane pilot, she'd never pass the bar or survive in active service. She'd never EVER make it past the stressing tests in the military. Bitch can't cope with failure or not everyone sucking her metaphorical tiny ego dick.

As if that wasn't bad enough, her psyche literally depends on being a pilot which makes the prior problems worse, it's not psychologically healthy for her to have that as her only identity. Bitch has no personality at all WHATSOEVER, she's not an individual just a cog in the machine.

Rei on the other hand, can stand the pressure and always come out on top, and Shinji also handles it well enough despite being just 14. They are great candidates who perform.

They SHOULD get rid of that shit Asuka and get another pilot. Asuka fucked up many times and they would be better off with Toji or anyone else. Asuka was replacable, Shinji and Rei wasn't.
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>>152363374
>Projecting: The post
The one who's putting sex in a pedestal and thus looking like a /r9k/ poster is you. Sex will not magically fix your problems and many times it is just for carnal pleasure, you have to be either a virgin or someone with very little experience in the matter to believe otherwise.
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>>152363702
>rei
>not replaceable
>literally hundreds of clones
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>>152363702
There's a reason why toji was killed off in the anime anon.
It was to protect Aonuma's literal waifu from being kicked/killed off.
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>>152363747
>hundreds of spare parts
>most advanced system in the entire world to keep the same person alive and functioning, despite even death

Rei was fucking irreplaceable, and that's a huge irony in Evangelion. Gendo couldn't do without Rei, no one could, even on a fundamental level she's Lilith which gave birth to the lot of them in the first place.

>>152363790
I don't fucking doubt it. Although second best boy Toji did live in the anime.
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>>152363702
Who would they replace Asuka with then?
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>>152358774
Actually, if the 17th angel was a chick then Eva would have ended with a half angel half human hybrid that rules over mankind as a naked demigod/demigoddess and brought humanity to a new golden age.
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>>152363876
Literally any one of the pilots which are part of the "Marduk Institute". You know, THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING CLASSROOM. She got replaced by Kaworu in ep 24, but only because SEELE intervened.
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>they fuck
>Asuka doesn't tantrum at Rei and start her thinking about dolls
>Shinji stops hanging out with Rei and making her poka
>Dec 31 Rei isn't mad at Gendo and doesn't believe in somebody more, Gendo wins
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>>152363958
EVERYONE IN THE THREAD BTFO
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>>152363958
>>152363987

0/10

Rei was already introspecting the fuck out of herself before Asuka even appears. The lil' blue slugger even goes on a fucking monologue ranting about who the fuck she is. It's Toji that tells her that she may care more about Shinji anyway.

Asuka didn't do shit but ruin fucking everything. If Asuka hadn't been such a shit person, then maybe she wouldn't have failed to help Rei in episode 23, saved her life and made a poka impact. Yes impacts are unavoidable.

Then Asuka fucking Shinji would have fucked up both of them.
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>>152363876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSGRd3eLuA

yfw this is basically the story of Evangelion.

>Many Eons ago
>Back when the world was new
>The planet earth was down on it's luck
>And everywhere gigantic brutes called Angels ran amok
>It was a nasty place!
>There was a mess wherever you stepped
>Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
>AND THEN ALONG CAME LILITH
>SHE HURLED HER THUNDER LANCE
>SHE ZAPPED
>SHE LOCKED THOSE SUCKERS IN A VAULT
>THEY'RE TRAPPED
>AND ON HER OWN STOPPED ADAM IN HIS TRAAAAACKS
>AND THATS THE CANON TRUTH
>LILITH WAS TOO TYPE A TO JUST RELAAX

>And that's the world best girl
>sustained the globe while still in her egg

>though honey it may seem impossible,
>THATS THE CANON TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH

also, "Evangelion" is greek.
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>>152363790
Toji doesn't die

also Hikari best girl all time
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>>152359034
HAHA LoL FUckin /R9K/ posters HAHAHAHA
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>>152363941
No you retard. The only humans who could ever pilot an eva were shiniji and asuka because evas had their mothers' souls in them. Why do you think they don't just give unit2 to some other kid when asuka couldn't sync up with it anymore.
Rei and kaworu are exceptions because they are aliens on the inside.
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>>152359034
This bullshit again. If you don't get the characters you should read an analysis.
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>>152359034
nah, they would have just figured out how much more meaningless everything is.

NOW if KAWORU and shinji did the fuck, bliss would have been found.
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>>152366905
>look mom I didn't get EVA

Hint: none of the people in Shinji's class has mothers.
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>>152366905
literally everyone in their class had a dead mom bozo, it's not 100% clear like with Shinji that Asuka was piloting an Eva based on her mother
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>>152366905
>The only humans who could ever pilot an eva were shiniji and asuka
That's wrong though you fucking idiot
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>>152366905
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!

EVERY KID IN THAT FUCKING CLASS WAS A FUCKING POTENTIAL PILOT!!

EVERY FUCKING KID IN THAT FUCKING CLASS HAD DEAD PARENTS WHO THEY COULD AT ANY POINT STRAP INTO A FUCKING EVA MECH!
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>>152367067
Nah, shinji would just kill himself and the series would end.
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>>152366905
They can rewrite the core. There's a sign in NERV somewhere that says "DEAD MOTHER STORAGE".

Protip: NERV aren't really good people.
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>>152367162
>evas are robots

>>152367196
in other words, bliss would have been found
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>>152367067
>if Shinji got even more attached to the homosexual angel he had to fuckin murder then bliss would have been found
You FUCKING idiot.
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>>152367215
>DEAD MOTHER STORAGE
source
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Where was it even mentioned that you need your dead mother "in there" to pilot Eva? I think that's just not the case. These children had some sort of aptitude which was related to their past. Shinji was the special one.
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>>152367255
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>>152367251
>implying he HAD to murder carl
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>>152367273
Asuka's mom is in her EVA as well, though. Do we have any info on Toji's mom?
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>>152367091
>>152367119
>>152367123
>>152367162
>>152367215
is this the fourth impact?

and props for the Omar Dogan art
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So when do we go have a little chat with Anno?
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>>152367224
I said mech, I didn't say robot.
And yeah they are.
that they are organic changes not one thing.
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>>152367123
Fixed the pic for you.
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>>152367835
Kek, thanks anon.
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>>152367464
Yeah. Main reason why she was kinda shit as a pilot. Her mom was nuts and didn't really recognize her.
And yeah, it's outright stated that their mother has to be in the Eva to work.
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>>152368028
No, that's Asukafag retard fanwank. Asuka was a shit pilot because she was, guess what: shit. Couldn't take the pressure, couldn't work in in a fucking team. Asuka was just a puppet.

Shinji manages to pilot just fine, and stands up to pressure well. Rei is basically made for the job.

Don't mind me, posting best girl and best boy.
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>>152368146
They just look so boring together. What the fuck would they even do?
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>>152368146
Well yeah, but it's actually fucking true.
She couldn't do shit both because she had a terrible relationship with her mother and she sucked at the very thing that was needed to make up for her own failings.
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>>152368195
deconstruct tropes
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>>152368146
Why are you so aggressive and salty? Once she syncs with her mother at the bottom of the lake, she fucking wipes the with everything.
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>>152368279
wipes the floor*
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>>152368195
They'd talk about how their daddy never really loved them and how he really only called for them when they were needed. How that in the end, their daddy would abandon them.

>>152368255
>Well yeah, but it's actually fucking true.
No it's not. Asuka couldn't do shit because she was shit. Asuka's mother was DEAD and Asuka couldn't get over it or fix herself.

>>152368279
Dumb luck, and she dies.
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post your favorite EVA reaction images
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>>152358774
I agree with you. I've been saying that for years.
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>>152368330
>dumb luck
Reifags cannot be this retarded
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>152368330
Oh god, we have a rampaging Reifag in the thread, I repeat, we have rampaging Reifag in the thread. Board up your windows and lock your doors if you want to keep your jimmies unrustled.

>>152368344
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>>152359674

1) Its intrumentality, they don't have bodies anymore. Thus no hormones.

2) I doubt she would considering Kaji kept the doomsday secrets of NERV and SEELE, and finds out in Intrumentality.
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>>152368384
More like,
>Asukafags cannot be this deluded

I'm sorry that your waifu a shit.
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>>152368279
>Fights EVAs
>Does not aim for the core
>The EVAs go back online and Thrid Impact happens

Well done Asuka, well done. However.
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>>152368330
Reifags with their fanwanking shipping, did you even watch the anime? Rei was literally Gendo's com dumpster.
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>>152368421
Whatever you say, Reitard.
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>>152368462
That was Ritsuko.
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>>152368488
>Gendo modelled Rei around his wife
>Implying he didn't fuck her
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>>152368488
Gendo fucked Rei, and both Akagi's.

He did fuck Rei, though. Gendo had feelings for her. They even had dinner together once.
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>>152368279
>>152368384
Let's see:

>NGE
Asuka fails to pilot, screwing up multiple times on occasions which are all her fault, and eventually fails to even sync. She then attempts suicide and becomes a comatose mess.

>EoE
Lays in a bed, catatonic.
Some guy comes in, rips off her blouse and jerks off to her.
Gets clad in a plugsuit, I dunno probbaly a team of male nurses dressed her up
Gets her lifeless body trolleyed into an EVA on Misato's orders
Her mother somehow reaches out and activates super EVA mode
Asuka still fails to kill her enemies
Gets ripped to shred

It was cool though, but eh. Still a failure.
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>>152358774
14 year olds really shouldn't have sex
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>>152368488
Did you miss the part where Rei 1 called Dr Akagi an old hag and said that Ikari doesn't care for her anymore? Rei was jealous of Akagi's relationship.
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>>152368462
>>152368520
>>152368526
Gendo never fucked Rei, that's just butthurt Asukafag fanwank. Quite literally no reference or implication in the anime. It's more likely that Kaji fucked Asuka, because Asuka was literally begging for his cock in one episode. Yeah, that's canon. I think Asukafags are just so insecure and ashamed of their favorite character that they need to make up crap about other characters.

What also did happen, was that Asuka failed to pilot her EVA because she couldn't deal with herself.
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>>152358774
Liking this crap
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>>152368606
Did you miss the part where Rei 1 was jealous of Dr Akagi's relationship with Gendo?
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>>152368606
>Literally modelled after his wife
>Implying he DIDN'T fuck her
Just deal with it anon.
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>>152368462
>Reifags with their fanwanking shipping, did you even watch the anime? Rei was literally Gendo's com dumpster.

Wow, territorial Asukafags are so fucking lame. It's not even your or anyone elses territory to begin with. How the fuck do you chalk up an official pic of Rei and Shinji on the OPPOSITE ENDS OF A CLASSROOM as shipping?

It's not even the text, both Shinji and Rei have the same "father" which doesn't really love them and would abandon them, except Rei's adopted. I'm pretty sure if both weren't shitty at socializing there'd be quite a few things to air about the subject.

>asukafag shippers

DISGUSTING
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>>152368531
The EVAs were gory messes on the floor, of course she would go ahead and try to disable all of them, especially with the time she had left.
You're also conveniently leaving out the fact that Unit-02 was flat-out of power when the MPAs regenerated, and even then, she managed to get it to move out OF PURE POWER OF WILL.

You know, it's possible to love Rei more than Asuka without inventing bullshit reasons to hate her.
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>>152367067
In an alternate universe Kaworu was a girl
In that alternate universe she looks like a white haired combination of Asuka and Rei

The fateful night that Kairi leaves to find Toji's Eva, she and Shinji fucked like coked up rabbits.

Shinji wakes up and finds that she's gone and there's an angel alert. He feels a terrible ache and asks where she is and if they found her.


During the fateful scene where Shinji hears the truth he can not believe it and won't believe it. Kairi begins to take control of Unit 1 and force it to kill her. We hear a sickening snap and then the sound of flesh being ripped.
The sound of Shinji screaming combined with the animalistic wail of the unit pierces the ears of everyone
Then we hear the sound of the Evas arm fall to the ground

Shinji had ripped off his own arm to stop her from doing it. He then used his hand to tear open the chest of the unit and pull him self out
metaphorically ripping his own heart out for her

He kicks himself out of the tube and crawls stumbles then run towards the dumbfounded angel

Shinji beats on the evas hand and pulls at fingers that are gripping her tightly.
Come on, goddamnit.
Let her go you bitch he says.

"Shinji, this is the only way to save-"
He says "SHUT UP! I DONT CARE" as he continues to struggle

He pulls her out and he falls backwards, her on top of him. He kisses her as he finally pulls her free from the grasp of the hand.

Cue third impact.
People are randomly given the choice to become a part of the tang or live their lives as normal with the still "living" angels becoming one with the all and taking those humans minds into themselves that think and feel and wish to be with them and becoming greater beings and ascending into the heavens.

Leaving to give birth to new life and existences upon new worlds on distant stars.

The 17th angel and the destined child fuse into a single being a tree that grows eternally and beautiflly and sleeps surrounded by the lake of mankind.
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>>152368674
>>152368689
Canonically he didn't. That's just the truth. Just deal with it.
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>>152368691
>father

Rei was the clone of his wife, idiot. Gendo cared more for Rei than Shinji. The only one who is fan wanking is you.
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>>152368606
I can't imagine not wanting to fuck the shit ouf ot this + the girl kinda idolizes you + she lives in a basement where nobody comes + you have full power of visiting in privacy
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>>152368714
Anon, it's not bullshit, it's the truth. What happened at the end with Asuka's EVA was it going berserk. Maya explains it and claims it's going berserk from the command centre. Pure will? No, it's a escalation of what the EVA had been doing all along, powering up.

Besides, Asuka lost before the time ran out, she got speared.

So yeah, the only reason Asuka even got the far was because she was literally clothed from a possibly semen-covered half-naked state, put in a plugsuit, lifted into EVA02, where she sat crying to herself until someone else again came to help her - her mother. This led to an activation, but she didn't win the fight.

That's it. Nothing bullshit, it's literally what happened.
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>>152368739
>Rei was the clone of his wife, idiot. Gendo cared more for Rei than Shinji. The only one who is fan wanking is you.

There's literally a scene where it shows Gendo having adopted Rei, taking care of her. Man it's just sad that people have to invent bad shit about Rei because they can't come up with anything else. There's a lot to take from actually, but you're too dumb for that.
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>>152368744
Well, that's you fantasizing about a cartoon girl. Gendo isn't you, and he didn't fuck Rei. That'd just screw up his plans anyway. He can't really afford to.
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I've started playing that Girlfriend of Steel 2 VN. I expected it to be some dumb bullshit... and it is, but thankfully by now I fully developed taste for that kind of thing.
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>>152368739
Fanwank is when fans "wank up" things that aren't in the series. "Wank" implies they're pleasing themselves with what they come up. Now, since there's no scene, text or other implications that something like that ever happened, you're making up information and passing it as fact, or at least implying it happened.

Since you're pleasing yourself, you're fanwanking.
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Tangentially related:
>>152368970
>>152368970

This is what happens when anyone lays hands on Rei.

In the game, Rei becomes too depressed and won't pilot, and chaos ensues as all the worlds countries who have "invested" in Rei court martial Shinji. Then the world ends because they can't defeat the Angels.
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the lone Hikarifag here to mediate

>Kaiji clearly did not reciprocate or fuck Asuka
>Gendo clearly did not fuck Rei since he was just using her as a tool, evidenced by her clones, to try and bring back Yui

hopefully you can now fight without resorting to low blows
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>>152358774
Bullshit

Though I do subscribe to the idea that if either of them were mentally healthy they *probably* would've ended up together.
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>>152369150
Hey FYI Hikarifag, we just mentioned that it'd be more likely that Kaji fucked Asuka, which is true. Not the same thing. We don't need to make up insults for Asuka to point out that she's not that great.
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>>152369078
>>152368865
What I mean by fan wanking is this >>152368146 even though evidence from the anime showed that Gendo cared about her, because she was the clone of his wife, not a daughter.
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>>152369244
Wrong post? That post is 100% correct.
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>>152363489
It's actually fitting that you photoshopped those hacks onto the two biggest idiots in cinema.
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>>152369150
Asukafag here and I think any Asukafag claiming Gendo fucked Rei is either retarded or successfully trolling Reifags.

Same for the Reifags saying the same about Kaji/Asuka.
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>>152369128
>This is what happens when anyone lays hands on Rei.
I dindu nuffin, I merely picked the wrong door.

I like how they drop names for the committee members though.
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>>152369244
>>152369289
There was one post about someone pairing Shinji and Rei together, that is fan wanking.

>>152368330
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Third impact would've happened regardless since neither one of the two had any say in the matter.
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>>152369437
see >>152368691

basically you got BTFO. You're so acidic and insecure someone can't even say or imply that Shinji and Rei should have a chat about Gendo. You know what? They should. It could solve world problems, literally.
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>>152369513
But Rei has no problems with Gendo, idiot. She slaps Shinji in one scene. Do you not watch the anime?

Either way, I sure made you salty when I pointed out the fact your waifu is a cum dumpster for Gendo. Nobody easily gets jealous of Naoko and Gendo kissing.
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was asuka pregnant with kaji son's in the end of evangellion ?
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>>152369765
That was Asuka, Misato and Rei fused together, you doofus.
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>>152369741
Well shit then, you're even more crazy than I thought.

Rei does have problems with Gendo, quite literally her entire arc involves that.

>jealousy of Akagi

This is fanwank.

>>152369765
Yes, Kaji filled her up a couple of times. That's why she's morning sick.
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>>152369225
I think it's fair to just concede both are equally likely and based on my preference you don't need to make up insults for either to prove they aren't that great.
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>>152369809
pic
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>>152369765
No because Kaji never touched Asuka, that was his ward.
>>152369825
Did you miss the part where Rei called Naoko an old hag and no longer useful? Remember Rei 1 was killed by her?

>Yes, Kaji filled her up a couple of times. That's why she's morning sick

this is fan wank
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>>152365585
Anno said in an interview evangelion was a made up name he used because it sounded complicated. The closet real word to it is evangelical.
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>>152369916
>Did you miss the part where Rei called Naoko an old hag and no longer useful? Remember Rei 1 was killed by her?
Everyone does. You're fanwanking jealousy into it.
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>>152369893
Back in the day people had very poor understanding of what actually happened in the show and the movie. A lot of theories were made that feel like complete nonsense now. One of them, I shit you not, was that the girl at the end of the movie is Asuka, Misato and Rei fused together. Because it's Asuka, but with Rei's bandages and stuff.
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>>152369916
>No because Kaji never touched Asuka, that was his ward.
He didn't have to, Asuka forced herself upon her. Kaji is a man, and he ploundered that booty.
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>Asuka had morning sickness

According to her reaction to Misato and Kaji having sex, she's a virgin.
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>>152370092
Asuka's morning sickness belongs in the same place as >>152370046
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>>152365585
That's not even correct oh my fucking god end this bullshit
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>>152370071
"That stuff is for when you are older."

nice try, reifag

>>152370025
Then explain Rei 1's reasoning there, I'd love to hear your explaination!
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>>152369765
Why would she?
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>>152370046
Truly amazing. How did Misato even come into it?

>>152370152
Well desu I thought that was just Rei 1 being a jerk and wanting to humiliate and hurt Akagi.
Also, they might not have been fucking, but those are still the genes of Gendo's wife. She might have wanted to make Akagi's life hell on some subconscious level just because she was her husband's lover..
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>>152370152
>Then explain Rei 1's reasoning there, I'd love to hear your explaination!
Gendo says "we won't have use for that old hag any more". Rei, like the child she is, repeats it. Naoko doesn't take it too well, and takes out her anger on Rei, killing her, and then herself.

Naoko had just finished the MAGI. After this, there would really be no use for Naoko.
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>>152370152
>>152370229
I didn't really feel reasoning behind it. I think she was just a dumb child repeating things and Gendo never bothered to explain to her that Naoko might get upset at something like that because he's too autistic.

>Truly amazing. How did Misato even come into it?
Who knows It might be because all three girls are trying to tempt him during Instrumentality.
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>>152370229
Rei isn't affected by Yui like that.
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>>152370092
>>152370139
It was clearly her period, even Misato comments it.
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>>152370375
Eh, she had a pretty malicious smile while she was telling this to Naoko, I'm pretty sure she at the very least knew this would get a reaction out of her.

>>152370384
Well, isn't there an instance of Rei acting somewhat motherly toward Shinji? Although that might be in the manga.
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>>152370046
>>152370229
>>152370375
If the three are fused together? Where is the potara earings?
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>>152358774
Gendo would find a way
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>That buttblasting Reifag
Oh my fucking God I'm dying here, just continue this, this is amazing
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>>152370764
Ah, I was looking for this. Saved.
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One of the most random part of the series is Kaworu's face flashing when Naoko Chokes Rei I in Death. You can also see him in Rei's eyes.
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>>152370961
Maybe it sheds some light on whether Rei was provoking Naoko for shits and giggles or not.
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My God, the imagery and symbolism in Eva is pure kino, nothing tops it
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>People still asking for 3.0+1.0 movie.
>They don't realize 3.33 and 1.11 are already release.
>They didn't understand Kaworu's "just do whatever and repeat it over and over until it feels right" speech.
>They didn't understand the Eva movies are on big eternal loop.
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>>152370764
Reminder that all retarded reifags are asukafags flaseflagging because reifags are chill and dont engage in shitposting
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>>152371079
> tfw unironically can't tell if it's fan art or a screenshot from 25-26
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>>152371108
They are forever stuck in his sick game. Thanks Anno, take my money till I die.
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>>152371206
who is Asuka looking down on?
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>>152370764
>Asukafags get blown the fuck out

Yeah, you're dying all right.
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>>152371108
>implying we don't know this
>implying we don't accept this
>implying that means we shouldn't want it
now this is a shitpost
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>>152371264
Asuka is always on top. Introduced standing above everyone else, she rides on top of shinji when they do their music duo stuff, she is on top during sex.
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>>152371421
>ywn be dominated by asuka
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>>152371452
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>>152371421
Asuka is a powerbottom.
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>>152370961
>>152371003
Not canon.
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>>152368721
This is the most autistic thing I've seen, ever.
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>>152368559
but that's the prime breed age!
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>>152368559
And yet, thats just about when everyone becomes hornier than youll ever be for the rest of your life.

Lifes not fair, drop out and watch anime.
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>>152371158
Then why are they in the Asuka thread on /c/?
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>>152371965
Because Asukafags invaded the /c/ thread, full on style. Far worse than any "Rei" in the Asuka thread.

So there.
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>>152358818
First post couldn't be more accurate

>>152358774
that was pretty much the moral of the story, faggoty MC with ever thing set for him and he just couldn't man up.
He was supposed to be the lesson for all these beta /a/utistic man children on this board, but instead is praised by the very audiences delusion
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>>152358774
you have it backwards
if not for 3rd impact they never would have fucked
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>>152372462


Its been 10 years since I saw it, but I dont think a high energy, motivated rage fuelled rebel youth could have changed the outcome.

Instrumentality was destined.
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>>152372462
I know you're probably baiting, but it's precisely because its target audience understands the feeling so well that it is praised. They arent praising it because they WANT to be like Shinji. Its because they know they are and know they have to change but just cant, so they empathizse. Not to mention in the end Shinji shows that life can be ok and that its worth living to the fullest. Something that would resonate with "betas" so it seems like once again EVA is too deep for someone, despite being a fairly simple story. its 2017 stop reusing dumbshit from 2013. you probably still say cuck and kek.
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So much good content to talk about in the rebuilds, and yet everyone chooses to talk about the 20 year old flick.
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>>152358774
The only way Third Impact could've been avoided is if Shinji were found and raised by wandering Martial Artists before his "teacher" got around to picking him up, one of these Martial Artists owning a copy of that Evangelion RPG from a previous incarnation in an alternate reality, realizing who Shinji is, and taking the poor sap on an 11 year training trip around the world to give him a spine, all while they plot, plan, and gather other skilled Martial Artists who are eventually deployed globally to kill the members of SEELE timed to the exact moment Shinji kills Gendo...then dealing with whichever Angels are left.

In other words: Avoiding Third Impact in Evangelion can only be performed in bad fanfiction.
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>>152359034
Just, just kill yourself already, i mean it
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>>152371555
Maybe after a few years. From the game she shows propositioning Kaji, challenging Shinji, running out of rooms in embarrassment, she's trying to get herself pushed down.
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>>152372595
>motivated
yes
>high energy
maybe
>rage fueled rebel
=/= manning up

the show was about his reality, not the actual worlds outcome

>>152372616
Anno knew his audience too well. Situationally though, I'd argue it was still more of a jab at them. He didnt even want to work on it and hated his audience

>Not to mention in the end Shinji shows that life can be ok and that its worth living to the fullest
Did we watch the same movie? Sure he kinda mans up and finally 'figures it out', but by that point it's pretty much meaningless.
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Guys,they are 14
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>>152374239
So?


>>152374087
Well yeah I agree, by rage fuelled I kinda meant with wise righteousness, and yeah its a stab at manchildren and in terms of story the way shit went was inevitable.


I mean its pretty apocalyptic stuff, in the sense of true revelation.
It ends on a really scary note.

The fact it left me uncomfortable even back then its quite telling. Anno knew what he was doing.
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Shinji can't fuck any woman, his penis is too small.

They would never feel it.

That's why he was made for taking Kaworu's godcock.
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>>152374504
Most 14 year olds are NOT emotionally mature, no matter how hard their dicks get or how wet their pussies become.

>>152374683
>Doesn't know the truth about small flaccid penii.
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