Be honest, how hard did you laugh at this scene?
>>152315211
Is this evangelion?
>>152315211
>anime constantly tries to shock me but fails everytime
>obligatory religious imagery to seem "deep"
>doesn't impress me
>characters stay the same for 99% of the show
>yaaaaaaawn
>ends on a pretentious tryhard note without being once genuinely interesting or entertaining
I can see now why reddit loves this anime so much and why I was bored with it. It's just nostalgia
Yeah and it looks so bad.
It's like 30 years old, how can people watch this ugly shit?
I loved this show, but this was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
What's funny about it?
>>152315913
Rei calling the blonde scientist's mother an old hag and getting strangled into unconsciousness
>>152315984
>unconsciousness
She dies, you fucking retard. No one laughed.
>>152316026
that makes it even funnier
>>152316026
>No one laughed
Would you help Ritsuko stave off the loneliness and be her cute, younger househusband who brings her lunches to work?
>>152315211
I laughed at a lot of shit in Eva that was apparently supposed to be taken seriously
Like Asuka's whole angel mind rape scene, I was bursting my ass off at her high pitched squeals.
>>152315984
Where is the funny part?
>>152317558
HE'S DEFILED MY MIND
>>152317635
the funny part is when the old bitch suicides after realizing he killed the little bitch
>>152317635
All of it
Well there has to be a few psychopaths even in /a/
>>152315296
>>152315211
Hey /v/, whatcha doin'?
did laugh harder at Rika killing herself
>>152318177
I said I loved the show baka
>>152315296
>pretentious
>tryhard
>"deep"
Eva is a legit masterpiece.
I'm sorry but if you don't agree you're probably very dumb.
When Oedipus reached Thebes, he encountered a Sphinx. ''If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: Explain to me the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion.'' It was at this time that Oedipus knew he was in trouble. '' What's the matter Sphinx, too deep for you? Go watch something more your speed, a baby anime like Lucky Star. ''
Defeated and ashamed, the Sphinx had no recourse but to let him pass.
>>152319271
>Not asking the Sphynx what does she live for
>>152319271
Is that a Prison School reference?
>>152315211
REI A TESTTUBE FREAK
ASUKA'S A FUCKING CUNT
SHINJI NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP
GENDO NEEDS TO AN HERO
MISATO IS THE ONLY PURE GIRL WORTH PROTECTING
THERE I SAID IT.
>>152319503
Misato, pure?
She's canonically THE sluttiest character.
>>152319639
And that says something about the other girls.
>>152319503
>misato
>pure
>>152319666
Satan confirms that only misato is pure.
>>152319639
> She's canonically THE sluttiest character
Misato's canonically had one partner in her 29 year long life.
>>152315296
Perfectly summarized my issues with it.
>>152319706
She's a total slut for Kaji then.
Lol, I was crying throughout the whole Eva
The saddest moment is Asuka's mind rape for me, I can't watch it without sobbing like a little child
Guess that's childhood trauma from watching it in the 90s
>>152320928
Kaworu's smile before he dies remains the saddest scene imo
>>152319206
this
>>152315211
Not enough!
>>152321245
Nah, I lol'd as he died.
>>152315296
You can tell how hard this dude is trying.
>>152319706
you can be a slut for one person. plus she's total shit outside of screwing and drinking
>>152323089
>you can be a slut for one person
But that's the definition of a perfect waifu. Checkmate, pilotfags.
>>152315296
>obligatory religious imagery to seem "deep"
>characters stay the same for 99% of the show
Your filename is fitting.
The whole fagboy being an angel would have had some meaning if he stuck around for more than 10 minutes.
>>152324294
The fifth child was the culmination of everything the Angles worked died for throughout the series. Each time they fought he Angels learned something new and used the combat the Humans. The several mind rapes that occurred throughout the series are what the Angels needed to make a human, that being The Fifth Child. So, he was actually a very good character.
>>152324407
>he has no character
>that makes him a good character
>>152324500
He does, his character is to say exactly what he needs to in a given situation.
>>152324989
>>152324500
That was the point you fuckin cunts
Angels don't understand humanity
>>152319706
>Misato, you fill the hole in your heart with human dick, you are a dirty whore
It is literally her problem. That they don't show her fugging more people does not mean she doesn't.
Ritsuko MAYBE only had a partner. Misato had plenty.
>>152319351
Now I'm seeing the Sphynx crying on the dark
>Why did you kill them
>THEY FAILED THE RIDDLE
>Why did you kill them
>THEY WERE DUMB, THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT
>Why did you kill them
>I HAVE TO KILL THOSE WHO FAIL, THAT'S MY NATURE
>Why did you kill them
>BECAUSE MY DAD FUCKED A LION
>>152325119
> That they don't show her fugging more people does not mean she doesn't
> Misato had plenty
She's only had Kaji according to herself (we can't really expect any other info source on this one). When Kaji is surprised that Misato smokes she says that she only smokes after sex so he's the only one to know about it (aka the only one she has sex with).
>>152325471
Hmm valid point.
Or maybe she was just pretending to be his pure waifu...
>>152315296
>characters stay the same for 99% of the show
You didn't get it.
>>152325199
The Sphynx suddenly has a revelation that her life is worth living, and wakes up on a futon somewhere in the outskirts of Gizeh.
>Who is this? Oh, it's just you, Horus.
>Just me? Have you forgotten your tsundere childhood friend?
>Let me sleep a little bit longer, okay?
>Get up, baka neko, we're going to be late for school!
>Anhur, are the kids arguing again?
>Maybe. I don't care. (reading clay tablet)
>tablet text: first Greek king, tax and army reforms imminent
>>152326281
>*Alexander running with a pita bread on his mouth*
>I cannot arrive late to my own coronation!
Was the "Ritsuko fugs Gendo" twist forced or was it logical?
>>152327636
It wasn't exactly a twist? The two are seen interacting in private fairly early in the series. And Ritsuko sells Misato, her best (only?) friend, to Gendo the second she starts looking around for answers.
>>152325040
He's a prop, not a character.
At least admit it, ffs.