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Akko a good girl. Stop the teasing.
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>>152304094
She's retarded.
Now fuck off.
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I think we can all agree that Ursula is best girl
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Ignorant akko is actually the worst. She's also too loud. Glad Diana is there to remind akko that being a witch is a culture that needs to be respected and not something for fun.

literally cultural appropriation
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>>152304163
Built for marriage.
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I hate Akko
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How long until the "Akko gets mind broken" episode? I want to see Akko hurt a little bit.
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>>152304163
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>>152304167
Akko's just a friendly person. She is passionate about Shiny Chariot.

Diana is just a buzzkill. A killjoy, and she's too serious and pretentious. Nobody likes killjoys.
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>>152304167
Nah, the two girls who follow Diana are easily the worst witches.
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>>152304200
>autistic namefag forcing fanbase wars
Don't
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Who your waifu?
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>>152304239
>forcing fanbase wars
I'm not forcing any "war" though. It's just an opinion, man.
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>>152304200
>Nobody likes killjoys
How true, you're one yourself
You have to go back >>>/v/ermin
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KININARIMASU!
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>>152304248
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12121312
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>>152304250
My opinion is that you ought to fuck off.
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>>152304274
I swear to god if Sucy wins another poll I'm done with these threads
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>>152304268
What subject does she even teach?
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>>152304309
Why? Sucy really is the best. Don't hate on people just because she's great.
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>>152304200
She's being disrespectful to all the witches.

>hurr durr why is learning to be a witch not fun why isn't it all flashy hurr durr.
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>>152304309
>reverse psychology
I'm not falling for it, faggot
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I want to protect that smile
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgSbGVoSDms

This was too fucking cute.
I could repeat that "yay" for hours.
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>>152304333
She just wants to be like Shiny Chariot. Is that wrong? I mean, can't you let her dream? Why did Diana had to bitch at her about Shiny Chariot like that?
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>>152304309
No worries anon, Amanda will surely win.
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>>152304349
Holy shit that's fucking adorable.
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>>152304349
She reminded me of Nono in this shot.
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is there a pv for episode 3?
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>>152304254
>>152304200
I CAN CONFIRM MICHLAN IS /v/ERMIN
The mods over at /v/ made his thread a sticky once
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>>152304322
witch
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>>152304360
Shiny Chariot doesn't even wanna be shiny chariot and akko can't be shiny chariot if she can't into basic spell casting. She just tries to cast it with her shitty japanese which is the equivalent of a white guy saying "me no speako englisho"
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>>152304395
Sex magick.
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>yfw Akko gets expelled despite becoming a powerful mahou shoujo and not a witch
>joins Trigger Girls with Luluco
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>>152304322
>What subject does she even teach?
don't you mean Witch subject does she even teach?
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>>152304230
and she said almost nothing to them the entire episode.

As far as I can tell Diana just leaves them to their devices.

She hasn't shown any hime-sama personality flaws. Hell her only mistakes this episode was attacking the chrysalids, and getting flustered by her pose calling her a hero when she's trying to set the record straight
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>>152304274
>Splatoon 2 4th

THIS IS BULLSHIT
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>>152304430
ああああああああああああああああ!
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>>152304395
no i meant she teaches witch
>tfw grammar is keeping me from shitposting correctly
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>>152304094
Girls like her need a little misery in their lives
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>>152304545
DIANA ONLY HAS ONE VOTE WHAT THE FUCK
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>>152304568
she deserves it for being a bitch
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>>152304274
I guess the apparent Diana fans are just two very loud posters.
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>>152304590
Since when did having a personality mean being a bitch?
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You guys are uptight. Diana was far from being a bitch. She knew her shit. She didn't expect Akko to be so dumb to get in the way of her shot.
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>>152304568
good
i hope my bitch ex-wife doesn't get any more votes and has to settle for one of her highschool beta orbiters (the guy that gave her that one vote)
i'm with ursula now
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I've spent the past 5 minutes trying to think of something funny to say along with this image but couldn't come up with anything, so I'm just gonna post it.
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>>152304274
you people make me sick
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Betting 50 bucks Diana has the Premium Chariot card.
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>>152304637
>the guy that gave her that one vote
Present.
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>>152304642
Did it involve Akko thrusting her shiny rod as hard as possible to make something come out of it?
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Pouty Pout
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>>152304604
diana has had a string of divorces starting from the stream thread
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>>152304694
This episode just made me like her more.
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>>152304642
>When you Shiny Arc but she's still suckin
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I want to see Diana impregnate Akko!
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diana is having an internal struggle please don't bully her
of course she wants to take credit for the whole event but she's not so much of a cunt to actually take it
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Man, Diana is always fucks up thing didnt she ?
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>>152304667
knowing how much of a cunt she is, she probably has like 5 of them
>diana bullies akko too hard
>wants to make it up to her
>gives her the premium chariot card
>akko thinks the world of diana "oh how could you give me something so precious"
>diana walking away mutters under her breath "i have 4 more"
>akko still treats her like a gracious god who parted with something precious just to make her feel better
god i hate diana the cunt
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>Bully this
>Wife this
>Impregnate this
>I want to fuck this
>This x this

Fuck this thread. fuck you shipfags.
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>>152304769
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>>152304163
Why does her hat have a C on it?
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>>152304274
>constanze this low
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>>152304787
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>>152304128
>>152304154
>>152304167
>>152304183
>>152304190
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Little Witch trading card game when?
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>>152304274
Why are there so many Akkofags?
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>>152304744
too bad it won't happen

now get out
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>>152304778
I guess we can talk about how intricate the plot is?
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>>152304163

I got it bad, got bad, got it bad, Im hot for sensei
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>>152304778
this is what happens when you ban all the casuals and only let the sicko's that have been here forever stay
we have no more innocent redditors and normies to ask simple questions and drown out all the been-here-for-10-years sperg posts
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Akko stupid and can't magic. Diana best girl
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>>152304769
>>152304787
>>152304813
Boy these are lewd
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I hope Akko gets a boyfriend before Diana, that'll show her.
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>>152304360
She's like one of those gaymers enrolled in a computer science or engineering program and wonder where's Unity or Unreal Engine and bitch about it loudly.
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>>152304744
This is from the official animator(s) right?
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>>152304746
She didn't seem interested in the credit at all. In fact, she was off-put by undeserved praise several times throughout the episode.

It's like a mid-level artist having a layman tell them "you draw really good." It comes off as patronizing to be praised that way when you know how far beneath the actual masters of the craft you are. Just like a master artist could tear your "good drawing" apart, Diana's aptitude for magic is still far below her goal. Platitudes and headpats probably come off to her as insulting more than anything.

But she's also a good girl that knows better than to argue with an educator, especially over something as petty as "wow you dun good kid." She respected her elder and removed herself from the situation like a proper lady
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Literally asking for it
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>>152304864
yoshinori
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>>152304799
you know exactly why this is don't make me say it
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>>152304865
>She didn't seem interested in the credit at all.

She didn't seem interested in setting the record straight either

>But she's also a good girl that knows better than to argue with an educator,

She already did this very episode in a incredibly condescending tone
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>>152304861
She reminds me of my roommate in college. An actual autistic who went into a film program thinking it would be EXACTLY like the set of Star Wars and he'd get to become his own George Lucas. I think he dropped out after a semester.

tv Akko really nailed that sort of personality to a T. It makes me wonder if the director or scriptwriter had a similar experience with one of those folk in their own life.
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>>152304873
I want to go bookshelf shopping with her.
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>>152304816
lwa based shadowverse xpack when
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>Final episode is Akko killing everyone in the Academy with Shiny Arc

BULLYING NEEDS TO STOP
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>>152304274

Sensei fags are good people.
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>>152304860
I'm already her boyfriend.
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>>152304967
But you're not hot enough, Diana won't be jealous of Akko having you.
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>>152304938
I hate Rune so bad but god she and her voice are the cutest.
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>>152304193
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>>152304898
>Blow, o wind!
>Tear my cheeks up!
What did she mean by this?
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>>152304757
This bullying meme needs to stop. TV Diana clearly doesn't give a fuck about bullying Akko
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>>152304990
Yeah I actually was confused about that too.
I REALLY hope it wasn't a fart joke.
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i'd bully that butt
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>>152305004
Whether or not Diana meant to bully Akko, Akko was bullied.
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Oh boy

This is off to an exciting start

>talentless girl has a dream
>instead of training to overcome this she buys a fucking magic kit online and begs daddy to send her to witch school
>only let in because affirmative action and shekels
>oh no! a scary monster!
>don't worry you get handed a miraculous wand to use
>oh no! the magic tree is dead!
>against common sense and 500 years of expert analysis it turns out that our heroine was actually a zoological and botanical expert because she memorized yu-gi-oh cards!
>yay!

Fuck outta here
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i hope the boys bully akko
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>>152304913
>teacher makes a mistake
>correct her to save the students from making that mistake on a test.
Her tone wasn't very condescending at all
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>>152305034
>yay!

This makes up for everything. Akko's yays are a miracle of the universe, second only to her butt.
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>>152305034

The the fuck out, old man.
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>>152305034
>being this buttmad
We aren't even in the 3rd episode yet anon, have some faith
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>>152304940
I'm really afraid it'll do something dark down the line. 25 episodes is a long time.
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Is LWA kino?
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Why is Akko friendly with Sucy when she literally tried to kill her and Lotte?
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>>152305081
Please do not frotte the Lotte
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>>152305034
>because she memorized yu-gi-oh cards!

You shitting on animal cards?

Also how the fuck is she supposed high school magic physics when she's never learned elementary
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>>152305094
Nah
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>>152305060
boys are great and boys bullying girls is hot
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>>152304946
she's the patrician's choice for best girl
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sensei should have been an oppai loli
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>>152305056
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>yfw Diana only knows the spells only because she's a true autist that has to know everything about everything.
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>>152305081
Episode where Lotte gets fed up with Akko's shit and physically tortures and beats her up when?
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>>152305034
I collected baseball cards as a kid, I retained a shit load of the info on those cards. I can list off a ton of players and stats from memory

this happens to a lot of kids who collect cards.
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>>152305060
Boys have something that girls like Diana crave.
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>>152304940
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>>152305097
Because she's a japanese girl whose comprehension of western culture and witchcraft in general both begins and ends with SHY KNEE CHERRY AUTO and now finds herself as an international student in a strange school where she's an outsider that's behind everyone else. She can barely communicate with others without offending them or making them hate her and knows nothing about her environment except that it's where her hero came from.

She can't afford to really be picky about companionship at this point. If she was left alone, she'd probably kill herself. At least Sucy is racially similar so there's some comfort there.
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so how will Akko react when she finds out Ursula is Chariot.

>Shiny Chariot? Shiny Chariot. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
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>>152305179
Money?
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rekt
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>>152305034
>zoological and botanical expert
Dude.
She identified a fucking chrysalis. You could do this too, if you ever left your house long enough.
>>152305130
Izetta is pretty hot, yeh.
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>>152305180
someone needs to shop the laughing witches faces along with diana's onto this
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She aint perfect but Diana's TV counterpart seems much nicer.
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>>152305191
She won't believe it at first but ursula likes Akko and will be a little persistent, then they'll do stuff together not sexual like harry potter magic world stuff jesus christ get your fuckin mind outta my asshole
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>>152305034
She has a bunch of cards with spells on them with a wand

She's a magical girl not a witch.
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>>152304868
i just want Diana and Akko be friends with benefit
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>>152305211
>implying

we are only two episodes in

we are in for some prime british cunt who slowly falls in love with akko
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DIANA PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
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>>152305034
>instead of training to overcome this she buys a fucking magic kit online and begs daddy to send her to witch school

Yeah, it's not like you go to school to learn and train or anything. I mean she should obviously have trained herself in something she doesn't know how to do before going to the place that teaches it. That makes perfect sense.
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Can a kind anon make a loop of when Akko is rocking back and forth next to her cat
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How come Akko is the only affirmative action kid?
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>>152305232
She already seems to be turning by the end of this episode alone
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>>152305034
Eh, it's still fun to watch.
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Well, the second episode kinda sucked.

It wasn't horrible or anyhtring, just a bit too predicable thus boring.

Akko is too retarded.

Also, western magic tradition was founded by Hermes Trismegistus, who got philisophy form Plato, but magic from Persian sources as europeans were of the "suffer not witch to live" mentality long before coming of christianity, so the real originators of magic in the west would be some heretical zoroastrian mystic whose name we don't know.
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>>152304268
Ara ara arraaaaa.
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>>152305234
I don't think she needs the money. If anyone needed the money...
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>>152305214

I hope the deliver on the reveal. It has the potential to be amazing
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Was Lotta fucking reading Nightfall by Asimov? That's some dark shit Lotte...
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>>152305168
I just noticed that Diana has a copy of the card with her despite the fact that Lotte was last seen holding it. Lotte neither drops nor hands the card off, Diana just suddenly has one of her own. She also doesn't even look at the card to read the spell from it.

I think you're right. She had her own card with her and already had the spell memorized because she spergs out about them as hard as Akko does.
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>>152305246
Shiney Chariot pulled some strings to get her in
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>>152305246
Maybe the others just failed to get to the school and were expelled for missing the opening ceremony?
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>>152305265
Lotte confirmed for best girl, has patrician taste
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Did she really just apologize to her for slavery?
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>>152305169
The episode is called Enchanted Parade.
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>>152305265
We all know Lotte is going to snap under pressure.

She hiding some dark secrets in the head of hers
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>>152305246
Because parents probably aren't typically stupid enough to pat tuition for their non-magical kid to attend "you must be this magic to even get here" school.
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>We get an entire six months of this show

God bless Japan
God bless Trigger
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Is this just retelling the events of the movie? Or a prequel to the first movie? Why should I care, I already saw how she learned to fly and became the hero who saved everyone.
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>>152305254
>kinda sucked
>It wasn't horrible or anyhtring
Make up your mind kid

>the real origins of magic is
Who the fuck cares? This is a kid's show
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>>152305313
It's an alternate telling.
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>>152305304

I want to put a nine months show inside Diana.
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>>152305275
>Students are expected to be at the ceremony or face expulsion
>The only way to get their is via magic
>The only way to learn magic is to go to school
>The only way to go to school is have magic

Bastards!
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>>152304349

I too liked her lil Yay.
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>>152305034
Sounds fairly standard for a kids show.
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>>152305304
>3 month break in the middle
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>>152305327
>an alternate telling

gaaaaayyyyyy

should have just made more inferno cop
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>>152305246
shiny chariot is also a mudblood screencap this
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>>152304349
>Category Gaming
Huh
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>>152305272
when? i think i miss it.
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This is my wife. Please say something nice to her!
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>>152305332
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>>152305349
SHUT IT with your shit taste, skip.
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>>152305297
Lotte has sisu.
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>>152305355
Screencap it for what? Do you think this is some wild prediction? She most likely is.
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>>152305347
I thought it was listed as a joined two cour?
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>>152305383
she has a benis
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>>152305246
She's clearly able to use magic, so why shouldn't she be there? I'm sure her parents still paid.
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>>152305337
The schools brochure mentions a vehicle gate. There has to be a road to it.
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>>152305405
I've read that it is split cour
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>>152305383
>the VA who voiced Seras Victoria, Riza Hawkeye, and Rukia is now voicing a mild bespectacled witch who's dragged around by her energetic friend
I like it.
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is this the only fanservice scene of lotte?
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>>152305204
Yeah, for real. The first thing I thought when I saw those chrysalises was "Hey, those things look like Silcoon."
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>>152305383
cute freckles
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>>152305234
>DIANA PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
trying to distract from your own actions, akko?
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actually forget Akko's reaction. What's Diana gonna do when Ursula is outed
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>>152305420
This. Akko just saw the magic gate on the brochure and decided to take the hard way in.
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>>152305409

How long until Lotte snaps over personal space. and threatens everyone else with a knife?
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>>152305337
>>152305420
Also witches usually learn how to ride a broom from their parents. Mudblood is probably the first to have that problem.
Why they don't have a big ass sign inside of the tower that says "DISCARD YOUR FUCKING SALT"? That's the real whodunnit.
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>>152305386
im not wasting time watching the same shit twice. it wont even be as well animated as the movies anyway.

blow it out your ass you house nigger
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>>152304430
BLOOD SUGAR BABEH
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>>152305383
LODDE SUCK OLD BENIS FOR MONIES. D: D: D:
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this entire scene made it feel like Diana won
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Has anyone figured out the witch language yet?
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>>152304744
I want to see Akko tease Diana with her exposed thighs and flashes of her panties until Diana snaps, takes Akko into her room, throws her on the bed, strips hers and ravage her like an unchained African lion.
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We got loads of Akko and Sucy butt shots. When are we going to get to see Lotte's cute bum?
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>>152305479
It's moonspeak
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>>152305463
>DISCARD YOUR FUCKING SALT
No one carries around large quantities of salt or salty foods in the West, or for that matter anywhere
Unless maybe Jasminka with her potato chips but she probably had to take the vehicle gate as well because she's too fat for a broom
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>>152304094
Why doesn't akko just buy the limited edition card on Ebay? if it's a dead cardgame, won't it be super cheap? I mean worst case it's like 150 dollars.
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>>152305446
Akko was disguised as the old man.
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>>152305347
>>152305405
>>152305424
YOU FUCK FACES I WAS TOLD IT WAS 25 EPISODES WITH NO BREAKS
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>>152305355
But Akko is not even a mudblood, she's just a Chariot otaku.
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>>152305034
>>against common sense and 500 years of expert analysis it turns out that our heroine was actually a zoological and botanical expert because she memorized yu-gi-oh cards!
Did you even fucking watch the episode?

The person who was actually examining the tree wandered off, leaving an inexperienced teenager who'd been told all her life she knew what was best to try her own fix, which just exasperated the problem. She then almost made things even WORSE, but was stopped because, yes, memorized trading cards. Trading cards based upon the experiences of the person who was actually professionally examining the tree, and had prior experience with the particular problem.
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>All that text
>translated to about two sentences
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Are they going to try and sell cards?
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>>152305507
>a world with magic
>using the Internet
Why didn't Harry just shoot Voldemort with a gun?
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>>152305523
>Those massive books have about 10 paragraphs worth of info
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>>152305201
Those 'shrooms pack a hell of a punch.
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>>152305455

No one saw her.
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>>152305523
Protip: each segment is a letter. It's like Morse code.
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>>152305531

God I hope so, I'd buy them.
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>>152305507
>if it's a dead cardgame, won't it be super cheap
you underestimate collectors
there's probably some guy out there buying all the other copies and ripping them up so only he can possibly possess his waifu
>>
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Is she Chariot in disguise?
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>>152305034
>this far into flip flappers we had all the hype of episode 1 and episode 2 and we had no idea what was in store for us with episode 3
if i collected all the amorphous i would wish that trigger made flip flappers instead of little witch academia
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>>152305455
>Fuck sensei
>Her hair turns bright red in bed
HNNGGGG
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>>152305523
I think that each 6x2 segment is a single letter.

So yeah, that wouldn't work out to much more than two decent sentences.
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>>152305570
that a jojo reference?
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>>152305570
>people say this show is well animated
>she has five hands
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>>152305569
A true collector would never tear up a picture of his waifu. but he would try to buy them all up anyways.
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>>152305536
why didn't he?
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>>152305463
I don't even think salt is a universal purifier in Western magic and that's just TRIGGER being silly.
>>152305501
>No one carries around large quantities of salt or salty foods in the West
>Potato Chips
>Pickled foods
>Canned foods
>Brined foods like ham, corned beef, bacon and sausage

Akko's pickled plums was a personal jar too, not full sized.
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>>152305531
>Akko is the kid that takes the shit written on normal Yugioh cards seriously
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What's the name of the magical spell that causes this?
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>>152305531
Nips have already expressed interest in them too.

I want 'em.
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What if Akko can use high level magic because she is stuck in a time loop where she repeats her school days hundreds of times over with her magical ability carrying over each reset? Some time in the near future a demon sealed inside the headmaster breaks free and goes on a rampage, but before getting killed at the stroke of midnight Akko is transported back to day 1 of school. After asking the teachers for information, she is told that it must be the effect of the Philosopher's Stone. She uses this to her advantage in order to solve the mystery of the threat and overcome it. After going through enough loops to obtain enough information and power to neutralize the threat, she seeks out and finds the Philosopher's Stone hidden in a secret room through a hidden passage in her room. There she sees an older version of herself who tells her that she must destroy the stone in order to be free from the time loop, but if she fails then she will take the older Akko's place in the room while the stone chooses a different past Akko to affect and carry over her accumulated potential to, but not memories. Fortunately Akko is strong enough this loop to destroy the stone. Afterwards, due to her looping she has gained enough skill to graduate in only a year, and she leaves the school with Diana. Together they live together in an apartment in the city where Akko has become a prestigious Mage Consul while Diana becomes a famous singer.
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>>152305574
masaka...
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Did anyone else really love that Shiny Chariot had a card game?

That little touch, Akko's memorization of the descriptions and monsters really made me realize what this show is all about. They've taken the fact that it was a harry potter ripoff and accepted it, turning the whole series into a love letter to Harry Potter, Pokemon, Yugioh, and all the other 90's kid fandoms and the idea of holding onto that nostalgia

I know I'm being a huge faggot now but this gave me so much hope it's fucking unreal. It's becoming increasingly more apparent that this was the right time to start reading the golden compass


>>152305574
yes, she has been since the first movie

>>152305570
I warned you bro. I TOLD YOU DAWG
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>>152305570
Are they related?
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>>152305605
>>There actually was subliminal magic in the cards
>>/pol/ was right
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>>152305536
Because guns are Illegal in Britbongistan, you autist. Harry used the telephone and drove in a magic double decker buss. I bet the wizards have magic bullets in their ars with wand bayonets. Imagine what a magic internet would do for research. PROBABLY THE SAME THING IT DID FOR NORMAL RESEARCH
I just wanted Akko to be happy.
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>>152305507
>>152305536
>>152305598
Stop asking stupid questions.

>>152305603
>I don't even think salt is a universal purifier in Western magic and that's just TRIGGER being silly
They were bound to fold Japanese tradition into LWA lore somewhere. You probably know this but salt is meant to cleanse the unclean, i.e. purify, in Japan.
It's why sumo wrestlers toss handfuls of salt after they get in the ring.
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A million Diana pics acquired.
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>>152305536

I could never really understand the Harry Potter universe.

The magic world is supposed to be like a different dimension or something right? But even if it's a crime to use magic in our side there's still a lot of shit going on. Where do all the dragons and shits go when we don't see them.

How much does our side know about their side? I can't really see most world governments being happy with being looked down on by faggy wizards.

Also why do they purposely live a Dickenson life. It seems like they're purposely making shit harder for themselves with their magic than if they just used technology. Do they shun all technology? How do they feel about cell phones?

WHY DOES NO ONE USE THE TIME TURNER!
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>>152305616
haven't had time to read it all yet but it looks like some solid pasta
saved
you're gonna see it again in the future
thanks tbhfam
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>>152304868
Dunno about "Friends", but they already got the same focal point of Diana's antagonism out of the way this episode. So I think episodes here-on-out will already be at "Kinda-Friendly-ish-Rivals", though it depends upon how much focus Diana gets in coming episodes. Interviews have indicated that they want to give more attention to the ensemble in the TV series after all, with preview commentators noting that episode 3 apparently gives that focus to Amanda.
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>>152305536
Because he's British. Do you expect him to just be able to go, "Accio Glock" and get one?
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>>152305569
Yeah but it's canon that nobody knows or really cares where Shiny Chariot went 10 years later. Even if it was a dead cardgame it's likely that there's still some floating around.
;_; i just want akko to be happy
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>>152305554

GOING to do, anon. Future tense. Learn to read.
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>>152305531
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>>152305621
>collecting trading cards is such a 90's thing
>remember the 90's
>with Harry Potter, Pokemon, Yugioh
Only pokemon even existed in the 90's, and didn't really pick up steam in the west until 1998
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>>152305465
>skip posters spout shitty opinions too

Nice.
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>>152305536
I might be remembering it wrong but wasn't that how it ended?
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>>152305671
>WHY DOES NO ONE USE THE TIME TURNER!
This one received a very long, loud answer in the form of the sequel play.
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pls make the bullying stop
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>>152305607

EXPDA RAYMANUS
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Why is japanese girl studying magic in the UK?

Don't they have their own magic tradition in Japan?
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>>152305605
>>
>>152305671
>It seems like they're purposely making shit harder for themselves with their magic than if they just used technology. Do they shun all technology? How do they feel about cell phones?
I think Rowling said that most wizards are conservative (read: Luddites) and view technology with suspicion, they even raised a bitch fit about riding a train to the magic school apparently.

>WHY DOES NO ONE USE THE TIME TURNER
She done fucked up with that one, she tried to use it in that stupid play where Hermione is black and the story turned out worse than fanfiction.
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>>152305721
>splits into two
>he splits it into 3
shit I would have left too what a retard
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>>152304163
Is this hibike s2e6 Asuka reference?
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>>152305682
I'm sure he could have "borrowed" a hunting rifle SOMEWHERE in the UK while living in that stupid tent for half a year.
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>>152305725
>and view technology with suspicion,

They dabble with the forces of darkness daily but a cell phone is suspicious?

Jesus Christ wizards are retards.
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>>152305717
Akko's a total westaboo.

Whether nips have their own magic in her world or not is irrelevant. She wants to learn SHINY CHARIOT'S Magic. And only studying magic at Luna Nova, where SHINY CHARIOT studied, will suffice for her.
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>Akko's a magical girl not a witch.

She even has cards and a wand.
>>
when are diana and akko going to hold hands
I really want them to hold hands
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>>152305478
>i almost killed fairies
>i wish i was at home
>why everyone so gay
>>
>>152305574
[citation needed]
>>
>she sees your wand
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>>152305763
Yes.
>the average wizard probably can't do simple algebra
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>>152305756

Okay so in the HP universe is their like a magic China? Because even the Russian and French schools seemed like they where practicing the same forms of mysticisms

Could someone travel the world and learn the ways of Taoism?
>>
I want to collect all the Shiny Chariot cards.
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>>152305804
algebra is actually the most useless fucking thing I've ever learned and I make almost $25 doing IT work
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>>152304268
janitor gob is pretty cute, good taste
>>
Reminder that Ursula had the purity and hope fucked out of her by mysterious suite man and she is no longer pure enough for the staff.

USED GOODS
U
E
D
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>>152305717
>magic tradition in Japan?
Randomly yelling a bunch of words and henshining isn't a magic tradition.
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>>152305671
not a different dimension. There are spells all around magical areas to hide them from muggle perceptions. In the case of mythical creature sightings, you forget that wizards can wipe people's memories, and have an entire office at the ministry dedicated to doing that to hide fantastic beasts and magical objects from muggles

At the very least, the british prime minister is made aware of the ministry. Margret Thatcher threw minister Cornelius Fudge out a window.

They shunt technology becuase they're still people and like to think themselves superior. IIRC Rowling said that hogwarts removed the electronics ban a few years back

as for the time turners, You have to realize that you can't go back and change things with a time turner. They follow stable time loop rules. whatever happened happened, which is why they're only used for things like fitting extra working hours into the day as opposed to stoping the rise of voldemort or grendlewald


>>152305696
potter was 95
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So when are these two gonna fuck?
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>>152305803
Not amused.
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>>152305841
I don't know man, that's basically Harry Potter and LARPING in general for yelling random shit.
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>>152305717
I don't even think they're on Earth since one of the cards Akko read had something about only 5 continents.
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>>152305834

I think his point was less the math itself and more the wizards purposely doing stuff that makes them retard and unable to do things a 7th grade muggle can do
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>>152305191
>>152305214
>>152305261
If they maintain the whole hair glows red when using her magic thing I hope we get some nice shot where she's standing against the Sun/Magic explosion and has her her going wild
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So is this going to be "Shiny Rod Asspulls: The Show"? Because fuck that. There's zero tension, zero build up - just waiting for problem of the week to be magically solved by a stupid rod.

I want Shiny Rod to disappear for at least half the season. Unfortunately Akko is too stupid to do any magic without it, so that's probably not going to happen.

Almost feels like One-Punch-Man except without the humour.
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>>152305822
Apparently there are magic schools all over the world, the one in Japan is called Mahoutokoro.
>literally "magic place"
Rowling didn't even try with the names
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>>152305840
/ll/ is the purest of the pure
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>>152305742
I'm just saying, Diana showed restraint. If that face was staring at me, I'd want to take a crowbar to it.
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>>152305884
I feel like you're going into the show expecting something it's not trying to be.
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>>152305845
>You have to realize that you can't go back and change things with a time turner

Buck Beak says hello.

>They follow stable time loop rules. whatever happened happened, which is why they're only used for things like fitting extra working hours into the day as opposed to stoping the rise of voldemort or grendlewald

Or like making sure hypogriffs don't get executed. Also that's retarded.
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>>152305803
Diana followers needs some serious dickings.
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>>152305875
HP actually learns some stuff before he makes something heroic. It's not like he could defeat basilisk on the road to hogwarts.
>>
>>152305890

She did name the only asian kid Cho Chang. Really Nip Nong Bing Bong the Panda would have been less stereotypical

Cho was a cutie. Harry should have stuck with that
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>>152305912
I want to fuck Barbara and pretend that she's Shinka.
>>
>>152305845
>>152305903
If they ever bring time travel into LWA, I hope they don't fill it with that stupid tension Azkaban had where Harry and Hermione had to scramble to get back to the hospital in time.
>if we don't make it we're screwed
Bullshit, you've already accomplished your job and if you fucked up, just go back and do it again.
>>
So is each card going to be an episode?
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>>152305884
At some point Akko will lose Shiny Rod or the headmaster will confiscate and stash it away in the dungeon.
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>>152304793
cuz she is Chariot
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>>152305884
Literally 2 episodes in. At least save your complaints for if they do it 3 times in a row.
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>>152305884
>Almost feels like One-Punch-Man except without the humour
>>>/r/eddit
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>>152305876
Ye such a lame world with only 5 continents.
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>>152305260
That anon was incorrect. She does it to fill the void inside.
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>>152305822
>Because even the Russian and French schools seemed like they where practicing the same forms of mysticisms

Well, Rowling got that one right.
>>
>>152305888
>The Sealed Giant
>Britain's Red Dragon
>Wyvern
>Alcor
>Shiny Rod
>Polaris Wind
Which of these will we see next?
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>>152305696
you're kind of missing the point. It's not about the 90's it's about the fandoms the millennial generation grew up on. It's about the idea of childhood fandoms and not being ashamed of your nostalgia and loving the stories you grew up on

>>152305903
buck beak didn't die dumbass. Re-read or re-watch that shit

>>152305945
that's not how stable time loops work. If you saw it fail, you know for a fact you failed. Period. There's no trying again because what happened happened and what will happen will happen.

Stable time loops are single-timeline and deterministic. neither the past not the future can be changed
>>
>>152304456
>Costanze enters puberty and has growth spurt
>says "actually fuck magic, I just wanna shoot guns"
>>
>>152305742
>>152305898
i wish diana is the kind of person who have diary.

>first day of class
>during recess, there is a girl who grow plant at her head
>it was very funny and i tried not to laugh
>(⌒▽⌒)
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>>152306006
>stable time loops
I don't think HP had stable time loops, at least not in Cursed Child
>>
>>152305876
They outright said she's from japan in the movies, the promotional material and this very episode
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>>152305004
I hope they don't become friends soon, that would be rather boring. Their current dynamic is more interesting.
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>>152306008
>Her eyes turn green and she's less angry

Ehhhh?
>>
>>152305888
Please tell me Trigger is actually going to sell these cards. I've never wanted /a/ merch as much in my life than right now.
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>>152306008
Great now I hate Trigger bringing the stupid fucking unamed mascots

They won't do the same trick as they did with Luluco you fucktard
>>
>>152306019
Diana just seems very serious. She obviously works hard and has a pedigree she's gotta uphold and whatever. She's not really a bitch. Her friends are, but not her so much.
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>>152306020
Cursed Child doesn't fucking count. JK Rowling didn't write it. There was a reason it sucked ass, and it wasn't the snack trolly woman
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>>152305983
>>152305876
>Eurasia
1
>Africa
2
>Australia
3
>Antarctica
4
>The Americas
5
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>>152306036
>Her eyes turn green
contacts
>and she's less angry
because she's fulfilled her dream of shooting niggas in space all day
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>>152305983
The six continet system is clearly the right one. Splitting euroasia into two halves is only done because Greeks hated Persians.

>antarctica
>africa
>australia
>north america
>south america
>euroasia
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>>152306008
Is there a name for the outfit that goggles girl is wearing? It's pure sex.
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>>152305876
>>152305983
>>152306060
>>152306077
>counting Antarctica
>ever
Oh I'm laffin
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>>152306047

Her bitch friends are toadies. If she told them to cut the shit out they would in a heartbeat. She's just as guilty. She may feel bad but until she actually does something she ain't better.
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>>152304787
Are those pickled plums?
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>>152304163
>Glasses
>Best girl
Pick one.
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>>152306037

as long as everyone agree that they're only promotional merch and not be an actual game

the last thing these threads need are people getting autistic and whiny about game balance
>>
>>152306060
>>152305876
>>152305983
Antarctica is a meme continent.
Also the slutterflies would freeze to death trespassing into arctic temperatures. So only 5 continents for them to travel to.

Or maybe Australia has fallen to the Emu hordes and was Atlantis'd as a last resort.
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>>152306113
fuck off with your false dichotomies
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>>152306103
What is she gonna do? Ruin her friends' fun? They're not wrong about Akko. Akko's success is pretty bullshit. Doesn't mean they should be such bitches, but if Akko didn't have Shiny Rod, she'd just be another delusional failure.
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>>152306141
It's not though. Wearing glasses automatichly puts her below any character without glasses.
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>>152306127
>maybe Australia has fallen to the Emu hordes
After all, the cockatrice they evaded in Episode 1 is nothing compared to FOOKING EMUS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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>>152306127
>Antarctica is a meme continent.

Mercury is a meme planet, yet nobody denies its status as one.
>>
Man the night time LWA threads are so much better than day time ones.
>>
>>152306008
>lotte becomes a slut
>>
I feel like Hannah and Barbara would be really cute after getting the bitch dicked out of them.
>>
>>152306180

They denied Pluto and it was also a worthless chunk of nothing but ice
>>
>>152306180
Pluto was the meme planet and got booted off accordingly
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>>152306203
They're pure betas, so yea.
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>>152306146
>What is she gonna do? Ruin her friends' fun?

If her friends fun comes from picking on people YES SHE SHOULD RUIN THEIR FUN!

> but if Akko didn't have Shiny Rod, she'd just be another delusional failure.

If Akko didn't have the shiny rod Diana would be guilty of fairy genocide and expelled.
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>>152306203
The ponytail one is better.
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>>152306113
>implying she hasn't 20/20 vision and is only sporting glasses for the aesthetics
>implying these aren't MAGIC GLASSES that can do some sick Clark Kent disguises

>>152306180
Soon also Mercury will get Pluto'd.
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How long would you realistically expect Sucy to live?

Even if she's intentionally built up resistance to poison through exposure, unless she has some sort of innate immunity those fumes are probably still doing a number on her vital organs and brain.

If she's still alive then she'll have cancer in her forties, or maybe even earlier if she considers radioactive minerals to be poisons

>>152306180
the other three are moons because they orbit other bodies rather than the sun itself. It's still many times bigger than pluto ceres and eris
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>>152306180
Technically Antarctica is an archipelago under a large glacial ice sheet, also global warming will turn it back into islands in a few years anyways so this fight is pretty pointless.
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>>152306224
Sucy died long ago, her brain has been taken over by parasitic spores, which is why she is such a psychopath.
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>>152306179
>Outcome: See Aftermath

How is it that every time this link gets posted, the article delivers something new to laugh at?
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>>152306220
Well, too bad for Diana. It doesn't change Akko being a lucky retard.
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>>152304163
I'm glad that she's getting fleshed out.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind settling down with her and take responsibility.
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>>152306244
Straya is basically a meme country
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>>152306113
Fucking pleb.
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>>152306273
>literally her face when she sees akko's rod
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>>152306224
You ever see videos of asians painting model kits with no ventilation or masks? Asians are naturally immune to poison that would floor a westerner.
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So how will this card end up playing into the plot?
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>>152306259
>It doesn't change Akko being a lucky retard.

It just makes Diana a luckier retard
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>>152306303
Diana has it from the time she was a Shiny Chariot fangirl and will give it to Akko as a present once she acknowledges her. Furthermore, it will have some super special spell which will solve whatever final problem there is in the show.
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LITTLE
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>>152306303
Diana has it and will give it to Akko at some point
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>>152305616
Jesus, that brings me back. Lillet and Akko are a little alike, I guess, but Diana and Amoretta really aren't at all.

The game was pretty fun but my strategy always ended up devolving into 'summon a bunch of dragons (unless the enemy is strong against Sorcery, in which case replace with fairies), stomp across the map flattening everything'.
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>>152306266
Sucy has some admirable pounder skills.
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>new artists already starting to draw akko/diana
tybg
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>>152306327
witch
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>akko is an autistic shiny chariot fandrone
>forgets the magic words to activate the shiny rod until prompted
>then forgets them the next episode when she tries to show off
This is retarded.
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>>152306303
>So how will this card end up playing into the plot?
Ursula is going to get naked in front of Akko and hold her rod
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>>152306326
>Furthermore, it will have some super special spell which will solve whatever final problem there is in the show.
>Implying it's not just "A believing heart is your magic"
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Anyone else had some really weird spacing in the subs this ep?
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>>152306303
Diana has that card and secretly uses the spell written on it pretending that it's one of her own so as to not reveal her power-level but Akko recognizes it and spergs loudly about it until everyone in the school knows that Diana loves Shiny Chariot, causing her to by horribly embarrassed.
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>>152306379
>implying it won't summon izetta to blast away the big bad final monster
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>>152306369
she's shit with magic words, anon.
plus, she wasn't trying to use the same spell.
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>>152306369
Well she was falling from a great height and being chased by a giant chicken monster so I imagine she sort of panicked. Plus, maybe you have to be in a dire situation for it to activate
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>>152306327
BITCH
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>>152306303
Somehow we'll see a naked Ursula-sensai paizuri the shiny rod.
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If you think about it, Diana has fucked up more times and caused more trouble than Akko did.
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>>152306303
It'll save the school from the big bad magic incident
>some magic terror befalls the academy
>everyone beaten to a pulp, nobody knows what to do
>Even chariot/ursula cant help
>Akko doesn't give up, but is forcefully tossed aside, only to stumble upon that card
>She stands up, and with the help of her classmates and chariot reads the spell and successfully eliminates the threat|
>with that she realizes it never really mattered if she was a natchl born witch, but that through the power of heart and friendship she could make her dream, and everybody else's for that matter, come true
screencap this
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>>152306436
Not canon.
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>>152306224
Chemist here. The gasmask is a bit excessive considering her roommates are okay. She's probably more cautious tha¨n any real life loab technician.
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>>152306326
>it will have some super special spell which will solve whatever final problem there is in the show.

This.
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>>152306369
She didn't forget, she's just a retard at pronouncing magic words, as she said earlier in the episode. She even asks Diana if that was the correct pronunciation.
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>>152306288
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>>152306446
They are canon, they're just from a different timeline.
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>>152306456
Seems like it'll allow Akko to shapeshift.
It'll probably be at the finale of the first cour but not the entire series.
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>>152306385
>implying that it wouldn't instantly cause a resurgence in popularity as everyone likes it "ironically"
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WILL THE FINN BETRAY AKKO IN THE END
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>>152306456
Where are the spells written on these cards? Is it the runes at the top?
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>>152305531
I'd buy the cards.
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It will happen in the last episode again
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>>152306492
No, but maybe there will be an episode mimicking the second OVA to some extent, with her getting fed up with Akko's shit and dropping her for a while until they learn the usual friendship lessons.

>>152306441
>Implying it won't be Akko and Diana; who opens up about her Shiny Chariot fandom, who will defeat the final monster together
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>>152306502
The golden text on the cards seems to all be spells.
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>>152305034
>because she memorized yu-gi-oh cards!
Sad to admit, but I stopped playing Magic around Return to Ravnica and I'm damn sure if there was to be a long ass spell on these cards, I'd have it memorized still. You play that shit enough and there's no limit how much shit will stay with you.
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>>152306436
yea diana is the bad guy
why are you only just realisng this?
i bet her mom is the big bad they have to destroy in the final episodes too
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>>152306418
>>152306458
She asked Diana for the pronunciation of the card spell, not the Shiny Rod catchphrase which she already pronounced correctly the previous episode.
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>>152306522
Man, this was so awful.
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>the butterflies didn't tear their murderer limb from limb

dropped
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>>152306532
So the final card doesn't even have a spell? What a ripoff.

I bet it'll be something corny like the writing for the spell will only appear on the card when the Shiny Rod is ready to go.
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Excuse me, excuse me.

I want porn of Jasminka with Penguindou-tier proportions sitting on shotas' faces while munching on potato chips.
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>>152306203
>Hannah and Barbara
Do you think they could be any less subtle with their references?
Total
fucking
westaboos
the studio
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Why didn't Diana admit that Akko saved the day?

What a bitch.
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>>152306569
Maybe it only appears when the time right? None of the other cards this ep had spells either.
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>>152306595
Would anyone believe her?
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>>152306564
>the chrysalises were revived instead of the butterflies emerging and seeing the dead fetuses then cursing the school instead of bringing hope
Talk about a cop out.
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>>152306595
She tried to but she's an autist in her own way and couldn't get it out.
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>>152306595
Why didn't Diana sneak into Akko's room when she was alone in there and kill her?
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>>152305486
>Lotte has a Marimekko bag(?)
Torille!
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>>152306465
>>152306288
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>>152306595
She is too tsun for Akko
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>>152306605
>The Dragon
>And that sealed Demon
Foreshadowing the events being recreated in the show, or officially pushing the OVAs into a totally distinct timeline?
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>>152306605
>butterfly card activated itself shortly before it was needed
Time travel confirmed?
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>Akko used Shiny Rod to save the day again

I feel like people making these kinds of complaints have completely the wrong expectations for this show to be honest. It's basically like your precure or ojamjo doremi style mahou shoujo so far where the protagonist will use their finisher to save the day each week as is typical in episodic shows with a child friendly focus.
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>>152306636
Wow what an asshole
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>>152306636
But her name already references a distinct region...
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>>152306628
Why didn't Diana sneak into Akko's room when she was alone in there and tongue rape her?
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>>152306595
Go back to bed Michlan
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>>152306666
Manbavaran?

What region is that?
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>>152305671
>I didn't pay attention when I read the books
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>>152306605
>the dragon was described on the card the whole time

what the fuck Diana? You're a terrible fangirl

>>152306645
the dragon was the villain of the first movie. Dianna released it from a sealed casket during a dungeon crawl and didn't realize it ate magic
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>>152306636
What the fuck is wrong with this Love Livefag
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>>152304274
Akko is so boring, and generic. At least best girl is only losing by a few votes.
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>>152306605
LWA tcg when?
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>>152306676
>not using the shiny rod for the raping
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>>152306538
>there's no limit how much shit will stay with you
>the cheat codes for Vice City have been branded inside your muscle memory after all these years
You should try to meet up with your old gang though and do some small Draft tourney. I also stopped playing years ago, but one afternoon every 3 or so months is some great and inexpensive fun.
>mfw I am the one who most of the time opens the money cards
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>>152306608

and just like everything else she failed miserably
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>>152305935
agreed
a luna is fine too
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>>152306635
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>>152305763
>use magic near cellphone
>it breaks because you used magic near too high a tech thing
>"No, it's the wizards who are retards."
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So what's the deal with the canon? Anyone know?
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