You may have one female anime character be your sex slave. Who do you choose and why?
Galko because she is a pure kind virgin who will be easy to trick into sex so I can maintain my no rape decree.
>tfw all i want in life is a friend too
you think you have it the worst?
>tfw have no friends, but can't even be a friend of myself.
>Olivier Armstrong as my Sex Slave
Experienced, naked apron, and naked bodyguard if needed
She's the ultimate sex partner.
> S but doesn't mind being M
>Can boost your stamina with her water magic for extra long nights
>she herself won't run out of stamina due to oni power
>oni horn is very sensitive and can be used in various ways
What a win.
Difficult choice, but it's one of these two
I'll be saving one from death and giving the other the punish she deserves
I L L Y A
Her life would be a lot more enjoyable with me anyways, so it's a win-win.
Aqua, since she would be too dumb to realize what she is.
>shape-shifter, so can become any other girl I could possibly want
>base form is sexy too
>immortal goddess, has the power to grant me godlike powers as well
>likes games and anime so we can genuinely enjoy hanging out together even not as sex slave and master
I want to be sex-friends with Yukikaze
Ren had the right idea, it's just that he got so distracted with pointless humiliation and bullying that he missed out on all the actual benefits of having someone willing to put up with anything that you do to them.
Albedo, few girls can top thick yandere semen demon.
I request Megumin.
I'll take 1 immortal, shape-shifting vampire, please.
She'd make me a vampire so she could become my eternal onahole
But i feel like i'd end up being the slave pretty fast.
Then she is the perfect slave for hatefucking and mind break.
>get banned for posting this even though it was spoilered and it and other Haha Donburi stuff is posted all the time in oppai threads
There a new mod or is someone power tripping?
>I know you need to date first
Man, I'm so fucking sympathizing. You don't need to date them. It's okay to just fuck a girl. But I'm not sure if I'd be able to explain what's wrong with asking a girl to have sex with you while not giving you wrong ideas...
>She expects to be abused daily, she knews the ''contract'' made her powerless against you.
>Once you acquire direct control, you order her your first order
>She is already sobbing at you calling you as a perver
>You order her to do housewife stuff like clean the house, do the food.
>Everyday she breaks inside more and more because she's to dumb to do anything
>After 3 days her mind is broken and she just stares blanky at everything, singing about how she's a sex slave
She's a girl when I want pussy, he's a boy when I want dick.
wouldn't you be if your master was put into an infinite death loop by a dumb twink boy?
This art style bothers me, I don't know if it is 3D or 2D
Or I could go with the option that doesn't leave menstrual pads laying around.
What kind of disgusting girls have you been hanging out with that leave menstrual pads around, Anon?
That's pretty much on the same level as leaving toilet paper that you've wiped your ass with laying around.
Wow I was just about to post her you fucker
Women were only ever stereotyped as being cleanly back in the days when they stayed home all day and cleaned to earn their keep and help the household. Now with moden feminism and womens liberation the truth is out there.
In my experience guys are cleaner and tidier than girls because they don't need fifty hair products and twenty different foundations taking up counter space.
Also traps with beards is my new fetish.
>I imagine that's kinda ruined the image of women for you, huh?
Not really. One retard isn't gonna ruin the whole sea of women with varying personalities and experiences for me. What am I, a feminist?
Woman 3 only had like two lines. My bad.
I fully realize shitty women exist but that doesn't mean I'm gonna start hating women as a whole. My mom actually told me that a lot of women are crazy and there are a lot of bad/shitty ones out there and to watch our for them and such. I know what I'm doing, I've gotten the proper guidance to not let myself be treated like a walking wallet.
>What am I, a feminist?
This shit actually made me mad.
How can people behave like this?
Mods are global. You can literally get some guy who strictly sticks to origami and basket weaving boards come over here and ban you. It's nothing new.
>How can people behave like this?
Not people anon, women. You gotta learn to not project your own human values of morality and sympathy onto them, cause they do no feel those things and do not care. They care about themselves and how to secure benefits for themselves, men are merely disposable walking bags of resources to be manipulated and drained until they can't be drained any more, then tossed away without a thought.
I love this hentai.
Still premium mad that there wasn't a second episode where they get fucked for real.
>I know what I'm doing, I've gotten the proper guidance to not let myself be treated like a walking wallet.
/a/ is trying to tell you how to avoid that. You're juggling a bunch of flaming knives with timebombs strapped to them and saying "Don't worry guys I'm an expect, I won't get hurt".
Is there any actual reason given for global mods? Getting banned for things that are not against the rules on certain boards seems like a huge hole in the moderation structure. Are there just too few of them to assign to specific boards?
>who do you choose
Get out of /a/.
Honestly a lot of women are terrible but if you manage to find yourself the rare smart, funny and financially independent girl to share your life with everything gets so much better. Speaking from experience here.
there's, what, 70 boards now? assuming you need an average of 2 per board, that's 140 people trusted with banning people. probably more considering how much traffic the more popular boards get.
versus, say, a small trusted core team who handle the banning side of things site-wide.
which do you think is easier to manage?
>Spent years of my life being respectful, kind, and loving towards women around me
>Literally constantly got shafted, betrayed, cheated on, ignored, etc.
>Eventually get fed up and don this really silly "Alpha bro" persona after abandoning my old group of friends
>Literally the first girl I met at a random dorm party on campus (it didn't work for the next seven, but this was still #1) was into my stupid bullshit, gave me head in the bathroom after some coaxing, and I got her number, which I've made ample use of multiple times
>Come to find out she's been dating someone since Sophomore year in highschool, but she somehow convinced him into an Open Relationship
Women are just really self-convincing liars who brighten up whenever you dangle something nice in front of them. Whenever they say "I want a nice guy", they are literally just saying this so that other sluts around them realize that she has a vague semblance of decorum in the public sphere. Don't believe a word any of them say unless it's clear that the catnip has arrived. If you want to fuck some bitches ASAP, just be the catnip, the confident type who has a lot of (whatever) and an open room tonight, smells nice, and knows how to end a conversation, without ever implying that you're doing this for anybody but yourself.
Not every board needs it's own specific moderators. A lot of the boards have fairly little traffic. Why not have specific mods for the few high traffic boards, and then a team of global ones that handle every thing else? You wouldn't need to get a whole lot more people, plus it's not like you have to pay them.
Plenty of men also exploit other humans for personal gain. It's not that women are terrible, it's that people are often terrible and the ones who aren't can be hard to find.
I'll take Yuno. I want to see her looks of embarrassment and confusion as I take off her clothes and stick it in her. I wonder how long that innocent smile will last?
Honest question, not even being facetious.
What is actually the issue with men paying child support? How does it destroy their lives? Isn't it a good thing for men to financially support their kids?
They become hard to find because people gradually become hardened by society due to the people who act terrible constantly ruining things for everyone and making people generally distrust one another
hamstringing the moderation team doesn't help anyone. if someone is spamming /a/ and gets a ban from /a/, a board-specific mod can do nothing and then has to rely on a global mod if said person starts spamming /c/. wouldn't take long for people to figure out sleeping habits and prime shitposting hours.
mods don't necessarily work in a vacuum, either. they do talk with one another.
Yeah, it's sad. I'll note there are just as many women who talk about how they can't trust any men because they all seem to want to exploit them. Which is equally wrong. People just get hard and bitter when they get burned again and again, which is understandable, but it's a vicious cycle.
A: The rates are often ridiculous and unfair
B: The existence of child support in the same world as no-fault divorce that a woman can initiate at any time incentives women to get pregnant, dump the man, continue extracting money from him via the government without him having any say or often ability to even see his kids
Abort? Yuno's children would be the pinnacle of cuteness. I just hope my heart will be able to take it. Those beaming little smiles could be harnessed as weapons in the wrong hands.
>can't trust any men because they all seem to want to exploit them.
Oh boo fucking hoo. So you had some sex but he didn't really love you. Yeah that's totally as bad as having half or more of all the money you make for the rest of your life taken away.
I just want my waifu to exist desu.
The monetary exploitation is a problem with the legal system and with the fact that men tend to make more of it. I actually know a woman who was the breadwinner, and lost a ton of her earnings and a couple of the multiple houses they owned in alimony because her deadbeat husband wanted it.
Given the opportunity, everyone exploits. Women just have way more opportunity.
The problem in that image isn't that the man has to pay child support. The problem is that half his net income is going to it, and his current wife is conspiring to fuck him out of even more just because she doesn't want to have to support her own child like he has to. She feels betrayed by him just because she has to do the bare minimum expected of men by default.
if you honestly think there's an issue with the mods then do your damnedest to bring it up with Hiro. complaining about authority always sounds like sour grapes in the beginning, but if you (and others with the same complaint) keep pushing someone has to listen.
one big issue with it is that "child support" in most cases doesn't have to support the child directly. it's just money given to the resident parent with no oversight to how it's spent. direct support (food, school supplies, etc) doesn't count.
my dad was a shithead who ran out on my mom when he found out she was pregnant, and eventually he had to start paying support. the majority of it went towards filling her closet.
And the legal system was intentionally designed this way because the various people and groups in charge knew women cared way less about men than men cared about women, and thus would be much easier to weaponize against the other sex for profit.
Not all men are saints or all women are devils by any means, but the ratio is pretty damn skewed towards women.
Are you talking from confirmation bias, or evidence though? If you did a study on who tends to take "moral" decisions >80% of the time (and/or how much empathy regions of the brain light up in response to different situations), then you'd have a case.
She wouldn't be my slave, though... except in bed maybe when I'm having my way with her. Somedays I would just love to hold her hand and take a walk through the park.
>sex slave that doesn't know they're a sex slave
>thinks she's a housewife
>you can go out together
I like it
Always thinking if all those Giftias (plastic memories) robots are sex slaves, i dont imagine other reason for make all those robots
Why Azuki Azusa of course. I'd make her wear animal costumes and act them out in front of a camera. Then I'd fuck her and force her to only use the sounds of the animal she is currently dressed as. First up will be a donkey costume.
Oh you meant from the owners perspective.
Well you can't willingly want to be a slave by definition, so yeah one can only assume she was taken against her will. As a slave she'd have no rights and be entirely subject to your will. You can make her live wherever you tell her, you can provide for her however you want, or force her to provide for herself. Or even not provider for her in any way and let her die of thirst.
Because of the pantyhose. Sorry I forgot to make that clear.
>tfw you'll never corrupt your best friend to be your girl and make him wear pantyhose and a red uniform for you while he sucks you off
Shirou picked Saber. He got the wrong girl.
Since Tohaka is now single she has a new job.
desu i hate the concept of enslaving a girl or raping a girl or making a cute girl undergo such horrible things
i like it when girls smile and are happy, not when girls are scared or unhappy or crying
Just gotta take her voice machine away if she starts complaining
There's no rule saying you can't treat a slave well.
You just have to hope she can be happy in spite of the looming knowledge that you have absolute control over her and COULD do terrible things. Unless like, your first order was to tell her to be free and not obey anything else you say, but then she probably wouldn't stick around to be with you.
The fuck! I asked for a nice loli waifu slave and I got shipped with these things instead. I want my money back!
She'll be my slave, but she'll get to eat burgers whenever she wants, so I think she'll be alright with it.
>not asserting yourself and just being a resource for them
>doing the right thing