Episode 2 starts in 12 minutes. Who's ready for some qt cat girls?
T-that cute little shirt is adorable!
How is this show so adorable.
Nyanko is love.
Shii is the cutest
I want loli kittens!
Wherever that anon from last thread is that did the transparencies, this definitely needs a transparency, too.
I'd do it myself, but I'm lazy.
Somebody would start posting certain meme.
This show is great.
I'd rather have sex with the human.
Of course. A man only lasts for 1 or 2 minutes anyway, then ejaculates and is done with sex for the rest of the day.
Many young people mistakenly believe that they could easily last 10 or 20 minutes because that's how long they take to ejaculate while masturbating. But sexual intercourse is different.
Look at their tiny little hands. FUCK why are they so cute.
Of course not, I want them to have cute sex with each other, getting high with catnip and everything.
She'll only want another kind of pussy when we're finished.
Why is Rou so shit? she ruined the whole episode.
NYANKO IS ____!
What is the target audience for this?
Can someone make a transparency of the "gomenyasai" thing?
Imagine what would happen to your heart
and maybe dickif this show is 20 minutes long each episode.
This show has 0 humor and is far too short to be comfy.
What is the point?
So how many Yonkoma strips do they get into two minutes? 5?
The finger biting.
Spilling the drink
Rou being pet for cleaning.
Shii getting upset over her drawing
Shii getting biscuts, then everyone getting biscuts.
I miss cats in my life.
No, no, no, no. I've lived with cats and humans before and I can tell these creatures are unmistakeably cats.
Pic related: my reaction to that scene
This shit is too cute.
This episode was great. I look forward to this being my weekly 2-minute shot of diabeetus.
Greatest diabeetus series of this winter for sure.
Really makes you smile.
Two minutes is criminal for this.
Literally the best show of the season.
>people actually thought the orange one wouldn't be a baka
Are the anons here also read Nukoduke? I hope I'm not the only one here who enjoys it
Also my cat never eats from my hand. Maybe a couple of times in the years I've had her.
Promising start, but really too soon to tell.
Thanks anon. If you like it pls shill it on these threads. I hope I can buy translated volumes of it someday if it gets popular enough
Is this our generation Bottle Fairy?
>mfw only two minutes long
I guess that's just how life is with flash (or with absolutely no additional arguments for the conversion). Surely if some ffmpeg wizard cares enough he'll make a better version one day.
Cat that do chores? Sign me up.
Next week when?
Well that's it, I'm fucking dead.
How long before we see that other girl with her white cat?
Hell yeah anon, nukoduke is the shit
>ywn own a nuko, puchi, or nyanko
>you will never be a cute loli cat
A show this adorable really shouldn't make me want to kill myself this much.
She gets carried around in a bag, so yes. She's the tsundere, rich cat.
Fuck. I had a cat that did that.
We found her lying out in the road still alive and non-run over, but she was mentally just gone. We ended up taking her to the vet and after a brief discussion we had her put down. I miss that cat.
Yes, we've had a cat thats have been run over before and its not pretty. This cat was 18+ when we put her down and in the weeks leading up to this her condition had been progressively getting worse.
So what would your cats be like as little catgirls/boys?
>Fluffy haired tomboy
>They're best friends who do everything together
This is too meta for me. I also have 3 girl cats.
A White Himalayan who spends too much time looking at herself at mirrors.
The youngest who fuck things ups, and wants to play with me everytime she's awake.
And a Black tsundere cat one who keeps the 2 in check.
> chubby tortoiseshell who is surprisingly active but also a scaredy cat
> Skinny black cat who is lazy but much more bold than the first
though she's technically my sister's cat My apartment charges extra for keeping pets so I can't afford to have any with me, unfortunately. They're at the family house.
My apartment charges a one time pet fee/deposit of like $500 per one year lease. I paid it for the first and then never bothered telling them about the second because I didn't want to pay it again and they never check anyways.
I'm watching Nyanbo, at least.
And the answer is: half the time yes, the other half involves cleaning up litterboxes and accidents and dealing with natural cat behavior like scratching things if you can't keep up with trimming their claws regularly
declawing is not the answer, you're basically cutting off their fingers, don't fucking do it.
>is this what having one is like?
Minus the cleaning up their own messes part and adding cleaning the litterbox (Frequently as kittens are basically babies and poop A LOT), chewing on everything, never wanting to leave you alone since you're now their parent/best friend/favorite toy, trying to climb your leg, and then exhausting themselves running around until they fall over and go to sleep.
Have fun, kittens are adorable and a lot of fun when they aren't destroying everything.
Nyanbo a fun, dunno why barely anyone talks about it.
>People treating the Nyankos as actual lolis
>Not personifications of actual cats
>People wanting to fuck the loli Nyankos
>Not wanting to platonically spoil and praise them until they're in bliss
Some of you disgust me
> Cat finds a mouse in the house
> Plays with it like a toy but it eventually escapes
> Go away for a few days
> Come back to find a pile of mouse remains on the kitchen floor, she had eaten it all and then vomited it up
Also a lot of times they aren't necessarily bringing it as a present, they're bringing it to a safe place to save for later.
Kind of. Most male cats get really chill as they get older, although they'll often still play more than female cats will. Basically they turn into bros. Although that's just my experience.
>>Not wanting to platonically spoil and praise them until they're in bliss
I want to do that. And then when they completely trust me and become dependent on my praise, I rape them.
Sometimes I wake up from a nightmare and realize that it was my cat laying on top of my face.
She's been doing this for nearly five years now and I didn't pay heed to it much because it happened about once a month but come 2017, it has happened four nights in a row.
She's trying to suffocate you and claim the house as her own.
She's probably sitting/sleeping on your face either to wake you up to feed her or because it's cold and your head is warm.
It's an everyone meme. Late night off-topic pet threads are always filled with people crying that they come home to a dead pet. That's not what a late night off-topic pet thread should be about!
>don't train your cat to be a pussy
What about cockatiels?
>EXTREMELY cute *this is important
>bond usually with one person very closely
>live for 15-30+ years
If they bound with you, they will literally scream and chirp happily when you come home because they always sense your presence and what to be with you. I'm pretty sure that covers enough reason why Nips love them.
They are not easy pets but good for first time birb owners who are attentive. I miss my tiel alot.
Depends on the cat, but most will be affectionate if you feed them give them attention. A good sign a cat likes you is if they spend a lot of time around you, cause cats tend to avoid people they don't like. So if a cat is following you around or lying down near you, then they definitely like you. Not all cats are crazy about physical contact though.
I wonder how many anons are birb owners? Seems like most of /a/ and 4chan in general is cat territory though.
>birds can't do shit other than sing while locked in a cage
>can't cuddle with them without crushing the poor things
>don't even know what the fuck you are because they have tiny brains
Worst pets. Unless they're parrots, then they're slightly better.
>can't cuddle with them without crushing the poor things
Untrue. Cockatiels and budgies will nuzzle against your neck or on your shoulders.
>they have tiny brains
Birds have highly developed grey matter, hence why they can solve problems, remember solutions to said problems, recognize individual humans, and develop emotional investments with those in their "flocks".
That white t-shirt is good for shooping.
What kind of a t-shirt would you put on Maa-chan?
Just put in one kitten chow product placement and they'll have made profit
>See that Nukoduke updated
>It's all the sad backstory about how his girlfriend died
Dammit. And you know that the translator was waiting until Christmas for that because they dumped like 4 chapters at once.
It's a 2 minute long anime made with the spare change between the couch cushions meant to promote the manga. An entire season of it only costs about as much as a couple episodes of a regular anime. And nobody ever expects these short anime to be big sellers, that's not the point of them.
i know for a fact that you feel no remorse about this
My friend started letting his Cat out when it was about 1, and for that reason never declawed it. It's been doing that for a year now, but he's worried about it because it progressively spends more and more time outside. Nowadays it only comes home to eat and at night to sleep.
Well, I'm guessing they'd be standing trying to get out so the blade would start by severing their feet then smashing their leg bones if there wasn't enough rotational force to rip them off. Once the vital organs come into range of the blending blade their stomachs would be slashed open and they would begin a slow death of bleeding out while the released stomach acid dissolves them from inside. Potentially a quicker death may happen if their intestines get wrapped into the blade and get pulled out by the rotational force.
Right now most american cities have huge coyote populations and they eat the fuck out of cats. When I visit home I can hear the cats screaming as they get ripped apart at night.
What the fuck. The worst country on earth.
Majority of coyote populations are in the Mid-West and Western US and Canada. I live in the East Coast and we have tons of feral cats, wild dogs, foxes, but a very small coyote population here. Hell my neighbor's outdoor cat chills with the same fox that shares food with it for the last 10 years.
I remember years ago seeing an Ebaum's World video of some guys torching a kitten alive in a bird's cage after dousing the whole thing with gasoline. The internet was a darker place 10-12 years ago.
Mom is cute as well.
If that is you then we need to practice the mating press.