Girls und Panzer thread
How much money do you think Yukari's dumped into tank models and milsurp?
as tall as Sasaki but we rarely get that impression in the anime, if anything you would think she is the same size as Miho, on that note, Carpaccio is just a tiny bit smaller than Ceasar but still taller than most
If you like doing something, don't do it for free my dude.
It is a mystery.
She's a good girl and a good gunner, hopefully she gets a few more moments in Final like what she had in OVA 6 with her reactions to the Duck team's act.
Her appetite is also kind of admirable, albeit expensive. She's lucky she appears to be well off financially!
They've already met their fags and are still just talking to them as love interests as part of the series. Saori and Momo meet up in secret to gush over them together, sometimes they accidentally draw closer to each other when they're supposed to be covering it up and whisper to each other things their fags have said or done for them recently as they're unable to wait till they can rendevous next.
Both. The big fluffy bush further traps the natural heat in her panties as a form of natural insolation. Yukari's pubes are my favorite second only to Nishi's.
They're all perfectly smooth and flow inwards to make a cute little peak in the middle, their texture is silky and light to the touch and just long enough to rub the tips of your fingers through. Unlike shorter more firm pubes Nishi's are almost like head hair and feel genuinely nice against your face when you pleasure her orally. Not to mention they smell pleasantly of shampoo, rather than soap or anything else.
As expected do Nishi, the ultimate wife.
Bully me with that foot!
Maybe I should help her becoming a Boko fan.
Who's gift would you accept?
I would be the happiest man alive.
Miho, i want a cute dork girlfriend
I was already waiting for this one and only now i learn it's based Benantoka.
It happens more often then one would think!!!
She is my beautiful waifu, and is great at gunnery and arranging flowers. Other anons wish Hana was with them and can't help but stare jealously at her beauty.
Gonna need a big gun, pretty boy.
>Jesus fucking christ, this is so hot, why did I do this? My legs will be so red, after this, shit.
She carried me through the series. I'm a sucker for the sweet, gentle ones.
Come the rewatches, though, other girls are starting to shine just as brightly. (Especially Saori) Yet none seem to appeal enough for me to pick one above the rest
I want to lead a blitzkrieg on Yukaris heart!
I want to build model tanks with Yukari late into the night, snuggling together under a kotatsu as it gets cold.
Why is ribbons so sexual compared to mainline GuP?
Am I the only one who likes this bunny?
>she has a lewd body
its hard to believe that she's only a first year.
Maho, where is your hand going to?
stop lewding the rabbits
Use my phone to search online for the sound of an IS tank gun firing, then play it next to her ear at full volume.
But Miho likes that, she's the lewdest guppie after all
None of them, because Katyusha isn't in that picture
How is it the character design is so good, every Guppie is lovable, even with minimal lines?
How did they do it?
"Why don't you show more of your thighs to that boy you like Alice, I'm sure he'll love it."
I'm pretty good.
Who knows, I really admire the dedication they put into each character, there's not really a single one I dislike, every single character has some good aspect about them, even if they don't initially show it.
Her dedication to Senshadou and fierce loyalty to Maho and the Nishizumi style are very admirable, also Wanika.
Shit taste anon I'm sorry, please check a doctor
Volleyball uniform is the best uniform
>the is no Emi, Miho's friends, maids (even the one that was in the main manga), delinquent girls, Kilamanjaro etc
>Anchovy isn't split between OVA and manga versions
Fucking some-one patch this shit.
The waifufag culture is grossly outweighed by image dumps and shitposts. The waifufags are the better posters as they actually tend to discuss the series. The CYOA had nothing to do with waifu culture. (see: literally every other general thread on 4chan sitwide)
The only -fag that gets away with posting shit is Fagfag because he's outright retarded and ESL.
And every other shitheap of a person in this thread acknowledging all this -fag nonsense and labelling each other with fucking pet names despite posting anonymousely.
The waifu posting in these fucking threads is just X IS CUTE AND IS MY WIFE trash.
None of it is redeemable.
>wasting your time by arguing with the meta-shitposter instead of just ignoring him
>The CYOA had nothing to do with waifu culture
Bull fucking shit, it wasn't until after it ended that you started seeing people explicitly referring to each other as -fags. The CYOA dragged whatever quality these threads had left down into the abyss.
>condoning total cancer
Even your mindset for dealing with meta-discussion criticising what you condone is fucking laughable.
>j-j-just ignore it guys! It'll go away
Fuck you and you retarded ilk.
That isn't waifuposting at all, that's just shitposting (Erwin spam, Pixiv dumpers). Waifuposters at least talk about why they like their chosen girl, and how they contribute to their teams and the show as a whole, and it's only once in a while they do that. The pet name X-fag are used for waifufags sitewide as well, pull your head out of your fucking ass.
I should, but I like to throw a bone when he comes to ruin the thread even further than what it is, literally nothing to lose once he pops in with his shitty uninformed crossboarder-spec opinions. Plus I'm off to work now anyway, so he'll just have to sit there stewing away without any more (You)s.
As I said before, fags are a concept sitewide for any waifufag, the CYOA launched an overzealous reclamation, however that has died down a lot recently and waifufags here only have bread spurts. Funnily enough specific fags were only mentioned in two post prior to all this meta shitposting, amazing! You're getting upset over the wrong fucking thing like a bunch of fucking morons for absolutely no real reason, especially when their are bigger things to try an combat like image dumps and cookie cutter posts.
Literally just don't discuss -fags and -fags rarely pop up. The most notable of those you hate so much usually only post to defend their girls, kerb /e/ posting or to post content. Keep fighting the good fight though, you stupid mongoloid cunt.
Instead of stepping up on a soapbox and preaching how the thread is shit and everyone in it should kill themselves you could just contribute good posts.
But like the little bitch you are you demand the world changes because you want it to.
>implying he's not doing it on purpose
Sawreehfag can you do this Mika-nee ?
M3 Lee, the tank that turned the tides of war at the Africa.
the Leopard 1 is the best!
Pz IV for rough sex
Hetzer for warm hugs
It hurts to live.
I'll have you know that I don't spam, it's just a single post that I make, if I wanted to spam then I would just image-dump like other retards here.
The A2 Challenger. Because a Firefly isn't going fast enough and the Cromwell chassis just has more style.
its too vague, is it supposed to be from WW1, WW2, present, Anime or overall?
WW1 - German build tank A7V
WW2 - Tiger, Panther, Pershing and Firefly
Present - Abrams, Leopard, PL-01 and T-14 Armata
Anime - Miho's Panzer IV (First time seeing tank drifting)
Overall - Tiger and Sherman Firefly.
I wonder if KMM has one of those.
Actually they'd be better off replacing the Matilda's with more Churchills, maybe even a Black Prince or Tortoise, and then getting some Bishops and then when they're in a match they can use their superier armour and quick firing guns to pin enemies in place and then use the Bishops to take them out
Also the Crusader is pretty much as good as the Cromwell so there isn't really much point in replacing them
Does this look like the face of mercy?
M41 Walker Bulldog!
Yukari would then proceed to tell me how Americans quickly got other tanks and it barely saw action in Korea but was successfully in exportations all over Latin America and even the JSDF got some of them
WW2 - PzIII M
Cold War - Centurion Mk3 and Mk10
Modern - Challenger 2
i'm a simple man, stick to the classics
Taeko needs her own anime.
And Ceylon is Nilgiri
How would you like Alice to repay you for that Boko doll you got her?
Well that's her name in Pixiv, and booru says that's official, but i don't know
Oh yeah, when one of the girls asked about how safe the tanks were when getting hit, I think Miho said that it's okay because the inside is "carbon coated".
What does that even mean? Some sort of spalling protection?
>Nina Nonna Katyusha and Klara
"A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself."
What did Klara mean by this
What can I say, I like the Pravda girls, of course, my heart and love will always belong to Katyusha, my number one.
I want Darjeeling to step on my face!
Aki is the superior mongol loli
katyusha is made for the knot
Does anyone have that green text about all the problems with the Panzer 68?
I bought a paint kit (enamel paint in typical military colors, plus it came with 3 brushes). I also have some very fine grit sandpaper and glue or plastic. I kinda like those spray guns they sell for modelling, but I can't really justify buying it. But I actually work with paint all day at my job and do a lot of spraying, so it's kind of funny to me.
No, fuck off with that disgusting fetish of yours.
There isn't a single instance of Momo bullying in the show.
Like Mika, Aki is the superior clone
I want to marry her
i posted so much GuP nearly everyday since the movie came out that my friend now dislikes the series as a whole
he doesnt even like the waifus anymore he said, erika was his favourite, hell 2-3 weeks ago we were talking about how sexy the bermuda trio were, and hed fap to megumi any day
My buds are sick of hearing me talk about GuP. But they still like it. One of 'em even waifus Yukari.
Your friend sounds like he's transitioning into something I wouldn't want to be friends with.
>Nina's and Nonna's arms are connected
Momo is for love, not bully.
every other friend i have that has watched it i dont think feels so strongly negative about it as he does maybe a little bit tired of hearing me talk about it like a jehovas witness or whatever doorknocker all the time preaching the word of GuP, but i dont think they hate it like he does because im posting it so much, he was the first friend i recommended it to, so my doki doki shattered to a million pieces when i found out his feelings
A shame. While you can afford to dial it back, it's also crummy of him to pretend to love something when he actually doesn't. Or he may simply be a fad-type person. Jumping from show to show as his favorite thing.
he does do that, whenever a new season comes up
he said he only felt ok about the show when he watched it, despite him telling me he enjoyed it, hell a 2 weeks ago we were doing the waifu sorter and who his top waifus are
now he says he dislikes it and that its one of those shows he would watch that he would forget about overtime because he never really cared for it
For a tankathlon match, which vehicle would you choose?
Only rule is under ten tons.
My choice would be a Borgward Wanze, not particularly fast and piss weak armor, but a six-barreled rocket launcher should deal with any tanks qiute effectively.
Reminder that Maho is a nice captain who cares for her subordinates wishes.
>heer hbt assault gun wrap
>the flap is not angled
If you fail Maho, Maho will tickle your feet.
>half of is still in the blisters
>keep telling my self I can sell it later as they become vintage kits
>end times rolls round en now we have derphammer lightinghammer bongelu
All it takes is a first impression.
You're part of a team, the Vice-Captain is a meek pushover, it takes 10 seconds to think she's not cut out for the job.
Rub Eclairs tummy, maybe it will stop aching then.
Nothing a bit of training can't solve.
But I think a chubby Erika would be really really fucking
Don't do that.
Erika gets chubby. What does Maho do?
GIrls with some softness and chubbiness can be cute.
But the second the chin starts going, you've gone too far.
I'd like to be Erika.
You'd get to be pretty, drive a King Tiger, wear an alligator jumpsuit and have a stable diet of Hamburg steaK and Erikafag's semen.
Sadly she'll never get there due to Momofag fucking her so often and so roughly. What a perversely intimate couple!!!!