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You just came back from shopping and this girl sits on your car.

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You just came back from shopping and this girl sits on your car. What do you do?
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>implying anyone who watches anime can afford a nice car
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>>152196977
Cut off her ahoge.
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>>152197290
absolute madman
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>>152196977
Why are my doors open if I just got back
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>>152196977
Offer her a ride, try to get intimate with her, get knocked out with her butt.

Not too bad, all in all.
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>>152196977
Sell car
Buy house
Live luxory life with her, if she wants
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>>152197390
You opened them with your key.
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>>152197471
Well in that case I would run her over
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>>152196977
sneak up on her and try to hit her with my ass
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>>152196977
I ask my butler to remove the gold-digging whore and buy a new untainted car.
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>>152196977
Why the hell would I go shopping in my good car?
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>>152196977
Bitch, you either move or help me get the shit in the trunk. I don't have time for this shit today.
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>>152197592
To attract hotties.
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Get in and start driving
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She could beat me but I don't care.
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>>152197359
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Wonder why I own a fucking McLaren and when I got a licence
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>>152196977
Push her on her back. Spread her legs. Pound her there and now until she's ahegaoing and squirting all over the hood.

Then wake up.
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>>152198214
>sex
>on a public parking lot
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>>152197542
What do you do with the car that this disgusting woman just dirtied with her unwiped ass? I would have it crushed and buried in an environmentally friendly manner, because I can.
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>>152198146
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>>152198297
And?
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>>152198500
It's not romantic.
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>>152196977
buy a new car because her ass probably wrecked mine
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>>152196977
Realize my hood is probably caved in from dat ass. Demand she pay for the damages.
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Thats not my car. I don't even have a car.
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>>152198638
>Demand she pay for the damages.
With her body, right?
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>>152196977
This isn't a car
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>>152198643
Your friend Ted bought you one. It was meant as surprise.
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>>152198651
No, money.
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>>152198309
I would donate it to one of those Keyjew stadiums, they could use it as a floating platform and smash it with their asses.
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>>152198615
She definitely wrecked the hood ornament.
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>>152198755
Why? Her body is a lot more worth.
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>>152196977
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>>152198684
I don't have a friend named Ted, but if thats him he's pretty qt.
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>>152196977
Wonder why this slut is on my car and what a night with her is going to cost
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>>152198924
You don't actually own such a car when you wonder about her price.
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Bang out the dents with her ass.
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>>152198973
I just like to know more about what I'm investing in like any stock trader would
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>>152199099
You shouldn't think about her like an object, she has feelings and desires too.
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>>152199130
Money loving whores don't have feelings
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Is the series worth for her? Is she getting enough screentime?
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>>152199269
She's the MC. It's fun.
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>>152199393
Nice.
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If I owned an original f1 I would go full autistic if anyone so much as breathed on it. That's easily a $10 million dollar car that few human beings are worthy of sitting in let alone on the FUCKING HOOD

-/o/
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>>152199269
You can pick your favorite girl. Plenty of them
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do you like
my car?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
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>>152199428
few humans are worth sitting in a piece of plastic and metal. these are the important things in life.
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>>152199572
Carbon fiber and metal m8. Most people would destroy that thing within in a week of ownership. Few people appreciate the historical and engineering importance of the F1, it's a priceless work of art, craftsmanship and automotive history. It's like if someone was handling a Gustav Klimt with their bare hands knowing nothing about art
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Why the fuck would you need a girl when you have a McLaren F1? I'll just kick that bitch off my car and jerk off to an F1.
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>>152199677
What about sex in and on your F1?
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>>152199236
Say that to her face and not online and see what happens
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>>152199663
it's not though. paying millions of dollars to be a pussy about driving your car is the most extreme example of buyfags, who are similarly autistic about handling their expensive plastic garbage pretending to be art.
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>>152199269
MC girl is best girl. Though all girls are great
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Her ass could fucking wreck the car
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>>152199872
Oh my, post more, please.
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>>152196977
>F1

I appreciate her taste.
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>>152199780
Ill shout it in her ear after I knock her out and tie her to a chair
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>>152199872
Fixed version.
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>>152200094
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
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>>152200111
Nice digits. I had this one already finished, so here you go.
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>>152200182
I didn't even notice what was wrong until quiet some time.
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>>152199697
It has one seat in the middle of the car
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Sit in her car.
Entering from the trunk.
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>>152199800
no no no. YOU get to drive the car however you want because you bought it.
I'd drive on track every weekend with something like that. But other people ruining your expensive shit is retarded
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>>152196977
Why is black hair so best?
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