Who would win?

Are you mentally challenged?

>>152191816

You are if you think middle schoolers could win against women who can do dragonball shit with their asses

>>152191801
Left

>>152191801
Kill yourself.

>>152191971
It's Ping Pong.
Unless physical violence is allowed, the old hags stand no chance in ping pong.

>>152194352

Except in the manga, Keijo girls literally train with hitting pingpong balls

They also have both strength and speed over the little bitches

>>152194485
But the right are a lesbian couple who plays for the doki doki and want to win so the other doesn't lose.

>>152194485
They couldn't even get Koyori's heart racing with their low tier antics.

>>152194506

And on the left, one girl wants to give her poor family a better life and the other wants to earn validation from her father.

Love of family > love of sweaty dokidoki

>>152194607
They still can't win, paddles are flat, their ass and tits aren't, how can they even compete?

4 tits and 4 asscheeks vs 2 pingpong rackets

Simply the number of play surfaces the girls can use to hit the ball is totally one-sided. Sweatygirls have no chance.

>>152194686

becuase their tits/ass can literally propel things they hit at whatever trajectory they want. They also train full-time for nothing but this, the other girls play pingpong after school

The twist of irony:
Keijo girls would win Ping Pong, but Ping Pong girls have better asses.

>>152194794

>girls with no asses have better asses

This doesn't compute, anon-kun

>implying doki doki power wont let doggo win at keijo

she is based outfighter

>>152194817
No, they really have better asses. Cartoon logic muscles are not good "asses" by any means.
Plump, round and sweaty > bony and muscular

>>152194866
>doggo clashes with any Keijo girl
>spine of Keijo girl snaps somewhere, and while grasping for air in state of shock, she thinks to herslef "T-the power of youth...it sure is something"

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>>152194897

This ass is neither bony nor ripped with muscles

>>152194963
Still has nothing on Doggo's butt and you can just feel how hard it is to touch instead of the inviting smooth softness.

>>152191801
Much better question: Who would win in a Keijo match between Goku and Superman?

>>152194939

>doggo steps onto the land
>bell rings to start round
>doggo somehow manages to instantly fall off without being touched because she's literally retarded regarding anything that isn't hitting a little ball over a little net

also

>implying she has either tits or ass, the only weapons allowed in Keijo
She's not even bringing a knife to a gunfight. She's literally unarmed.

Young and fresh > old and rotten.
Any day.

>>152195023
I put 20 bucks on Suzaku

>>152195465
Male Keijo allows the usage of bulges, right?

>>152195533
I believe so

>>152195573
He should at least have high recognition value as a keijo pro, then.