ITT: We badly describe anime
>A young boy tries to use his robots massive drill to penetrate the sky's
>There's also a HAWT girl with an anti material rifle
>>152187534
>pervert goes around taking people's clothes off
A little autistic girl who wears cute pajamas decides to delete herself from existence because of internet drama, but in the end she still exists somehow.
A bunch of high school girls do high school girl things.
Hint: Haruhi
Gay niggers from Mars
>guy likes girl 1
>girl 1 likes guy 2
>guy 2 does not like girl 1
>girl 2 likes guy 1 but guy 1 doesnt know
>girl 1 thinks at some point that guy 1 likes girl 2 but then thinks its actually girl 3
>girl 3 does not like guy 1 and guy 1 does not like girl 3
>guy 3 is the one that actually likes girl 3
>many guys like girl 3
>girl 3 doesnt like anyone
>guy 1 or 2 do not like girl 3
>>152187863
Medaka Box
>>152187866
Earth Shapers
>>152187849
Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou
>they sit around and do nothing for multiple seasons
>>152187534
> anti material
This triggers the /k/
>>152187534
Sasuga
Grandad and his son engage in super magical insest while people watch from high metaphysical planes.
>>152187534
>material
Jesus onii-sama creates halloween
>>152187534
Tengen Toppa !!
>>152187863
her name is Mayoi Hachikuji
what anime and eps is she in?
>>152187647
Akiba strip
>>152188021
There's blood on your cheek, onii-sama
>>152187534
dudes right arm comes to life
>>152187918
I said gir- nevermind
>>152187878
At first I would have guessed Toradora, but I don't think there's a guy 3 in that. Any hints?
1. MC's penis will end the world unless he gets with his Osananajimi
2. Smart & attractive MC is surrounded by dumb kids, who don't realise how perfect she is
3. Tennis club doesn't tennis
It's NOT GAY
>Pervert has a girlfriend but it doesn't stop him from sexually harassing other women, including his own sisters and even children.
1. A guy's wife dies but not really, also he brings his daughter to see his mom (as in the daughter's grandmother).
2. A lesbian must go back in time to save her best friend.
3. Best girl tells MC he is dead, also the show's theme song singer retired.
4. A girl can control the universe, also she sleeps with everyone but the bassist.
5. Overworked but eager young adult has a job, also she has a pirate girl and bear as manifestations of her thoughts.
6. MC likes girl, girl likes airhead, airhead likes a kind of food, girl's sister likes MC, girl's best friend likes MC.
>>152187807
>I haven't understood SEL
>>152188245
nyaa.se my man
>>152187534
>A girl like a guy, and he like her back
>Neither of them admit it
>A third girl comes in and steals the boy because he's a wet blanket and easily told what to do
>he secretly still like girl one
>DRAMA
>>152188326
sounds like to love ru family
>>152187866
trigun for sure, my nigga
I'm not really sure what happens but it's really good, also some of the people are dead
>>152188289
That's not a bad description, it's literally why people watch the show
>>152188326
I'm reaching here but True Tears?
>>152188338
You are close but not what I was aiming for
>>152188346
Masamune
>>152188354
Not it either
>>152188326
Just realised I said third up there when I should say Second*
That's a big goof on my part
>>152188384
Is it WA2
>>152188354
He would have mentioned autism if it was that. Honestly there are way too many shows with that exact plotline.
>>152188403
We have a winner!
season one had a cast of funny, lovable characters.
>>152188353
It's only half of why I watch it, the other half is the bantz.
>>152188308
#2
>>152188403
>>152188425
What's WA2?
>>152188326
Half the romance series in existence.
Schoolgirls learn the feminine art of tank driving and compete in a tank tournament.
Too easy?
Literally my diary desu, except I don't have a friend or a cute girl to randomly appear
>>152188438
Surprisingly not the second season of White Album
>>152188268
Free or Yuri on Ice?
>>152188438
White Album 2, worth checking out if you like Romance shows- it's one of the best
>>152188454
Yes. Girls Und Panzer.
>>152188437
Yup.
>>152188454
Miho a best, am I right?
>>152187534
>Two slutty angels
>Season 2 never.
>>152188326
thanks nigger
>>152188502
PSG
>>152188502
>tfw season 2 never
>>152188575
He said not Keit-ai though
>>152188230
3 is teekyu
>>152188346
>>152188346
Steins;Gate. It even has the AU version of Okabe's cruish.
>>152188346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
Tall people aggressively trespass.
Autistic child steals the latest in military technology and gets his parents killed, ends up joining a resistance movement
>>152188640
>>152188664
>>152188663
kek
Disabled kids look for a rock
>>152188346
Harem fantasies are fucking stupid. Actual harems get you killed.
>>152188681
Comet Lucifer
>Guy keeps winning fights because of his spirit and courage
Like Clannad, but with Kyon-kun
Guy and girl working in government's office.
Dude enters his mom to save the world.
>Girls ride wheeled vehicles
>>152188926
Haifuri
>>152188799
Why does she sit like that?
>>152188732
Sounds like all shounen animes though
>>152188926
Bakuon? Long Riders? Rolling Girls?
A guy lovingly fucks someone he shouldn't have because his girlfriend blueballed him and he was repressing his feelings for her for years.
>>152188970
she's practising for when she shits in your slave mouth!
>>152188058
nope
>>152187866
Gundam IBO
A roaming military base and all of its personnel struggle to keep the autistic kid out of the giant prototype robot and destroy everything every time and fail so miserably that they just let him
Man becomes skellington and nothing happens
Anime version of Jesus.
>>152188732
Hajime no Ippo
>>152189831
Mahouka?
>>152189805
Overlord
>>152189831
SEED
>>152189771
Literally every Gundam ever
>>152189831
saint young men
A guy gets on a boat and stays there for years, also he puts his grasses on so that things won't be wrong.
>>152188308
6. School Rumble?
>>152189999
Yup.
>>152188245
>>152188515
lurk for 2 years before posting
>>152187534
Daddy issues.MC is a Male
>>152190116
evangelion
>>152189950
>Japanese women knowing who Johnny Depp is
>>152190205
You do know Western movies are popular in Japan right?
>>152190163
>>152190163
Good guess but not the one I was thinking
Hint:MC is dense except to main girl
>>152190252
it's about as popular as foreign movies could be in japan
Autistic girl somehow goes to Egypt
>>152187534
The sky's what?
>>152189962
CLANG
>>152188316
To be fair, the prompt is to describe it poorly.
>>152189289
Oreimo
Naked, pink haired girl fucks up army with invisible head tentacles.
Three fucks follow a middle aged man by his smell.
>>152191622
Close, but no cigar. Neko didn't really blueball Kyou
>>152191673
Elfen Lied. Way too obvious with the Naked, Pink haired girl
>>152188663
Evangelion
>tfw can't pick favourites
I'll go with the one I'm pretty sure I've watched the most I guess.
A man and his cat work for the Illuminati.
>>152191687
Samurai Champloo
Failing artist plays with children.
>>152189680
kek
>>152191897
Correct and Barakamon.
>a girl a NEET and an otaku walk into an apartment
>>152188353
umineko
>>152191737
>breaks up with him out of the blue after months of lovey dovey
>not blueballing
>>152187965
Shit I was spelling it wrong all this time.
A girl with diabetes trys to get a guy to take over the family buisness
>>152192094
Hotaru doesn't have diabetes yet
>>152191922
Yes.
An adaptation of a song by The Police.
Girl can see other people's thoughts
Nobody likes her because she talks about everything she sees
A young boy searches for his father with his recovering edgelord buddy.
>>152192154
It's really the only thing I can use to distinguish it. Although I could have used "purple haired Kirino" or something like that
>>152192225
Kotoura-san
>>152187534
>Student terrorists get chased by the government while spreading propaganda everywhere
>they also fight other terrorists
A girl gets engaged to a dog with an adorable lolipup sister
>>152192296
Code Geass?
>>152192296
Sphinx
>>152192295
Wow didn't think anyone else watched that
>Beta chuuni trying to hard to gain friends by fucking up the world
>>152192357
>watched
I read the 4-koma, nigger.
>>152192296
Shimoneta
>>152192389
Haruhi
Everyone wants the same apartment.
Dante from the Devil May Cry series decides to switch weapons with his brother Vergil as they defend the world against Sparda.
>>152192319
>>152192331
nope
extra hintMC has to fight his waifu
>>152192522
>>152192554
is it devil may cry
>>152192296
>>152192446
>shimoneta
Bingo
>>152192586
no you cheeky bastard
Childhood friend wins but MC becomes a fugitive.
>>152192682
Kyoto Crows
Guy pees himself and has a heart attack, then stuff happens, then at some point he walks in on a girl on the toilet.
>>152192720
Correct.
>>152192821
Konosuba
Girl shows her panties to the MC, then a love triangle happens, then clones of the girl start appearing.
>>152192846
That was quick.
>>152192602
10/10 Ruse cruise, I didn't think it be like it was when it did
A stupid motherfucker gets what he deserves.
>>152188114
parasyte desu
Child is traumatized, discovers giant robots aren't as cool as he thought.
>>152193053
Evangelion?
>>152193053
Bokurano
A lucky manlet with a possessive sister is protected and spoiled by a giantess
>>152193582
Witch Activity
>>152193582
Witch Craft Works
>>152193204
>>152193293
no, I think I made it a bit too general.
>>152191842
darker than black
>>152193843
Ayyyy
A plant bullies 5 kids in a club by causing supernatural shit
A manlet plays basketball.
>>152194048
Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de aru
>>152192921
A Certain Magical Index.
Prefer the girl as MC, though.
>>152194100
nope
Friendship overcomes an overprotective mother.
A man raises the perfect wife for him
>>152194534
Usagi Drop
>>152194571
Damn, to obvious
>>152189905
SEED, yes.
>>152194609
Only if you know the manga's ending. For purely secondaries, they would not have got it.
MC gets a girlfriend, who is stolen by an older woman later on. He is also stalked by Reverse Michael Jackson, who also tries to kill him.
At least he has dinner and tableware to take his mind off things.
A straight main in a world full of idiots falls in love with one particular idiot, and they get together halfway through the manga
>>152187863
>>152188038
Bakemonogatari. If you're interested, here's the correct order to watching it
>>152194857
Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>152190205
Who doesn't?
A guy whose name sounds like a poet and his god-killing waifu
>>152195044
First guess would be Bungou Stray Dogs, since almost all the characters and their abilities are named after japanese poets, but nah.
Or is it?
Why did they do this when the manga was good, nothing looks like it should and everything is in the wrong order how could they fuck this up good god
>>152195105
It is clearly Kara no Kyoukai.
>>152194940
Damn
Boy wants to fuck a coral reef
>>152195173
Bingo
An adult woman forcefully keeps a middle school girl confined.
>>152188308
4. Haruhi
>Hands go hand in hand with erection
>Oh shit! They found me out! I got my ass handed to me!
>My hand! I need an ambulance!
>Oh shi--
>>152195295
Rosario+Vampire
>>152188230
1 is tadashi kodomo sonething
>>152188308
3. YYH
>>152188289
monogatari series
>>152187849
raki suta
Some guy's masturbation habit leads to extortion
>>152195508
onani master
>>152195376
No.
>>152191584
I interpreted that somewhat differently, tho still you're right
It's shit
Green Pubes
>>152195782
Your favorite anime.
>>152195535
Correct
>>152187534
First off it's a manga but here goes.
>walking man and dying girl walking and dying for a few millennia respectivly
A young boy is coerced by his estranged father to pilot a huge bio-mech to save humanity from evil autonomous bio-mechs.There are two right answers.
>>152194571
Wait, what? I just started reading that. What the fuck happens?
>>152196044
He is trolling.
>two girls secretly being controlled by nuns who slaughter everything while religious music plays
Goth loli detective and MC solve mysteries and fall in love.
HINT: It's not the shitty one
Guy refuses to have even though every girl in existence wants his cock.
>>152196199
Gosick?
Dantalian no shoka?
>>152196211
Have sex, I meant.
>>152196239
Narrow it down between them, anon.
Show me your investigative powers.
HINT 2: The one with a better OST.
Homoerotic space Prussians wage a pointless war with a multicultural democracy led by a chink with naive political views and his annoying young ward
cute girls doing cute things
>>152196436
Himegoto
>>152196293
I mean Dantalian no shoka loli wasnt really a detective but gosick was pretty shit so I'm at a loss
>>152196436
hokuto no ken
>>152196436
Hidamari Sketch
Pissed off man keeps asking people if they've seen this man.
A kid wants to save his mother from an evil spirit.
He ends up destroying the world after hearing multiple times about how useless it is.
The litter sister actually is that cute.
>>152196778
Definitely not Oreimo then
>>152196725
Stardust crusaders
>>152187534
God's half-brother gets isekai'd and ravages bitches.
>>152196826
N-nani!? Korekuto da!
Kids and some cool monster designs fight other cool monster designs. And one of the kids goes through an edgy phase
Reddit's favorite anime
>>152187866
Terraformars
>>152197166
Kimi no Na Wa.
>>152196644
overrated shit?
>>152197218
No, the other one
>>152191956
N.H.K.?
>>152196644
YOU WA SHOCK
>>152197307
Steins;Gate
One Punch Man
Attack on Titan
Pick any of these.
>>152188308
5 is Shirobako
MC's final pose in the last episode is even gayer than a certain anime about faggots on ice.
>>152187534
Fuck off dumb phoneposter.
this crazy girl molests a boy at the house she works and plays with his protruding digit.
>>152187647
Highschool DxD obviously
>>152196211
Golden Boy
autist isn't happy with his life and lives in a time loop
>>152197506
Bitch you're just jelly your hair isn't as cool as his
>>152194513
your lie in april?
>>152197992
nyet
MC guy loves tsundere girl so much he turns yandere and becomes the big bad that said girl has to fight against
>>152188191
>Girl 1 is on the front of the front cover of the anime
>Girl 3 is girl 1's sister, but even though girl 3 is taller, looks older, and is much more mature than girl 1, she is actually the younger sister.
>there are several female main characters but only 1 or 2 male main characters
>guy 1 has been in several accidental embarrassing situations with girl 2, a couple of times involving him being naked
Autistic loli kills 4 girls and then gets killed by an edgy teenager.
Three assholes get drunk and steal shit. Also sometimes there's a pair of boobs on legs that fucks things up/
>>152198627
>>152198715
CorrectI fucking love that webm
A dude gets really, really fucking pissed after his beta orbiter gives his girlfriend such good dick she goes retarded.
It is like a certain death game anime with people trapped in an mmo, but with classes, a large range of balanced weapons, likeable characters, MC isn't edgy, Mc doesn't wield swords, MC doesn't fight on the front lines, more roleplaying including that one literal faggot who stayed as a girl character in game and wants to suck the most durable dick in town, the ninja, and the cat man, NPC lives matter, and zero death toll of the player characters, also dying is bad for the player characters too.And politics.
>>152198249
Re:Zero
>action happens in episode 1
>nothing happens for the next ~1000 or so episodes
>>152190116
The Boy and The Beast or something like that. The movie that came out in 2015 iirc.
Boy uses his autism to defeat his opponents in giant robot fights and ends up a cripple because of it
>>152199003
Get in with times, grandpa.
Overlord is the new LogHorizon now
>>152199043
Detective Conan
>>152192231
When in trouble screams the name of the anime for power.
>>152199064
Overlord is a poor man's Log Horizon, there is absolutely no reason that I should care about any of the main cast in Overlord
A delivery boy never spills water.
>>152198610
Not that guy but is it school rumble?
>>152199263
Initial D
>>152199263
[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]
crying long nose gambling man
calm chinese poker playing long nose man
>>152197076
Digimon. Although Matt's edgy phase lasts like 2 episodes.
>>152199462
>>152199469
I guess it was a bit too easy
A tomato lives out his batman fantasies while being harassed by a mummy
>>152187534
>Fucking roaches took over earth maaaann, they evolved from rabbits or sum shit.
>this one mutha' fucka' he got stomped so hard in the first episode i dropped my spaghetti.
> And this Gendo Rip off, some fucked up illumanati jewish space station cracka'
5 guys play ping pong but there is no gay sex
>American boy can't find job in America, finds one in Japan
>men sing of his glories to pedestrians
Harry Potter and the No-Boys-Allowed Club
>>152196027
Attack the Titan and Electric Bible Bots, right?
>>152187927
naruto
one piece
bleach
seinfeld
Spiky haired kid who lives in the middle of nowhere ends up with an assasin, a blonde and a jew as well as incounters with a pedo clown trying to become warriors and travel to cities and into video games fighting terrorists and furries. There's also an election.
>>152200419
HunterXHunter
>>152196644
G Gundam
>>152196805
TLR
two brothers that shouldn't exist make pacts with a penguin princess and a gay nihilist doctor with twin rabbits and have to get a their teacher's stalker's dead sister's notebook to save their sister who should be dead but isn't but is sometimes possessed by the penguin princess and there is bear mechs and children put into metaphorical meat grinders and there's also (not) incest
>>152187647
you're gonna have to be way more specific. this barely eliminates half of all anime
>>152200479
Got it
peoplefall asleep and kill themselvesso an anime creator will hypnotize the world into being nice
>>152199496
kaiji
A PowerPoint presentation about ghosts.
>>152196420
LOGH
>>152195334
Kira's Quiet Life
>>152200741
Danganronpa anime was a mistake.
Welcome to my Eldorado!
>>152200656
>pervert goes around taking enemies' clothes off
Red afro saves the world.
A girl's older sisters teach her the joys of reading.
This one girl becomes god, another god that was technically her sister gets mad and decides to destroy her after she makes limited possibilities
then after a thousand gazillion billion time loops there's this one guy with a sword who meets with a clone of the girl at a magic place underground, they die and cue more timeloops, but then another clone rescues him! Then that girl gets kidnapped by the god and taken to another magic place at the top of the city and he dukes it out with the protag who gets rekt but not until another clone of the girl appears and he gets her thingywhatsitmaginny and overpowers the god who survives because reality warping and then tricks a nigh omniscient pretender god in a 4.8 nanosecond time frame and then trolls the entire cast the end
>>152201100
her brother*
bald gary stu is beloved by reddit
>>152200863
Yami Shibai.
>>152200999
Shingeki no Bahamut.
Girls sing for P: first edition
Gays, demons, angels and vampires
The best girl wins.
>>152195382
Incorrect
>>152200999
FAVAROOOOOOO
>>152197992
>xD
Fuck off.
>>152198610
To love ru?
>>152201561
Owari no Seraph
Autist want to change the world.And he did
>>152188308
2. mothafockin punch line
King Arthur is a girl
>>152187534
>People got turned into rats and they have a magic power war
>>152194385
Incorrect.
Hint: it's airing this season.
>>152195309
Correct.
>>152195401
No.
>>152197488
Correct.
>>152204833
No
people tell stories for a living while proceeding to fuck up in life a lot.
>>152195446
Bingo
Impressive
Girl accidentally shows her panties to the MC, also MC's childhood friend is now popular and loves him.
>>152206662
fuuka?
A girl has to pee and another girl is smashed into a wall. Finally, the class president leaves herself behind in Nirvana, much to the dismay of her love interest.
Hint: video game franchise
Bonus: name each character
>>152206713
How did you know?
>>152187878
this is a great post
I'll be thinking
>>152187878
Sounds like School Rumble to me.