This show is an insult to life itself.
>normies hate it
This show is great. Plep filter.
I'm still going to enjoy it somehow.
>>152106777
>Cant even say why it is bad and just parrots other hipsters
Hand Shakers = best original of the season HANDS down
>>152106777
Trips confirm.
This is so bad I'll watch until the end or go blind trying.
>>152106777
Even the tits couldn't save it.
>>152106907
You GO.
>>152106838
no anon, the triples have spoken.
you are a pleb
>>152106777
>poor fag that cant enjoy the glory that is Handshakers fully since lack VR device to watch it
>>152106777
This is a strange way to spell AOTY
>dutch angle: the animation
>that cgi
>it's not even some original artsy bullshit plot, just muh survival game tournament
Remider that the ones hating this show are triggered SJW tumblrfujos who dislike it because muh sexism and muh soggy knee (because of boob bounce and chain duo's antics) who came here because GoHands also made K, which had a huge fujo following
This show isn't bad. It's just triggered SJWs trying to push a narrative.
If you unironically hate this show you belong in
>>>/y/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/ANN/
>adapted from a single volume unpublished LN
the cgi shit makes this somewhat irritating to watch. fucking gohands and their love of distracting visual flair.
also, i want to step on a girl who cums chains.
>>152108219
Nice shitpost, ANN
>two shows that trigger SJWs this season
Truly the right way to kick off the year of Trump.
>>152108383
What's the other one?
>>152106777
Nice trips fellow redditor
>>152108413
Akiba's Trip
>>152108427
Another great show.
>tfw no masochist slave gf
>>152106777
I hate cgi in anime so I wasn't planning on watching it.
Now I will, just to spite you.
>>152108478
I dont think that cgi in anime is inherently bad, just that lazy cgi clashes with the look of most shows. if its done well its not really a problem.
casual filter, the show
go back to naruto
Gonna keep watching to see if anything can look worse than those chains
>>152108383
>>152108047
Is this the most transparent and hopeless attempt at pushing a narrative on /a/ ever? Holy shit dude. People only have to watch the first 30 seconds to see why everyone hates it.
>>152108722
It is a fact that SJWs hate the show because of chain duo and the boob jiggles, though. Stop trying to use your bleeding eyes memes, fujoscum
>>152108722
Just let him be, he'll get bored after week
>>152108835
>>152108787
>>152108736
>>152108647
That shit is goofy as hell.
>>152108769
>>152108822
Okay.
>>152106777
Nice trips but life have no meaning anyway.
derperino kekkerino
>>152108219
Isn't this an original work?
>>152106777
Nice memes
You almost fit on /a/ now
Pure garbage if you analyze it:
-Try hard animation
-Shitty plot
-A ton of 3D garbage
>>152108769
>Konosuba
>SJW
>>152108844
I won't get bored before you haters do. As long as there's hate, that'll fuel my motivation to spread the truth and defend the show from feminist hate narratives
>>152108902
It is
>>152108906
I don't need to analyze your post to realize it's pure garbage buzzwords
>>152108958
What is she hiding in there?
>>152108933
Will she be the Seri-chan of this show?
>>152108595
Sure, it can be done right. But it almost never is.
>>152108974
Hopes, dreams and more CGI
Hikasa yoko moans sure are erotic.
>>152108933
I just noticed her necktie clips through her tits.
>>152106777
This anime manages to make Wake Up Girls' animation good, which is kind of a feat.
She makes my dick so hard.
>>152109285
Pleb spotted.
>>152106777
Thank you for hating it so much, now we're bound to have slow and comfortable threads a few episodes in. Can't wait for the legal loli.
>>152109370
And obviously she will never appear again. Why can't her and the guy be the main characters?
>>152109431
They are such a cute couple.
I really want a doujin, at least.
>>152109431
Why not? Don't think they will defeated soon.
It's like r9k invaded /a/.
This show is just tasteless. Nothing to do with feminist conspiracy bullshit.
>>152108736
>>152108787
>>152108835
>>152108863
What the fuck is this art direction? Do I get special weeb 3d glasses to watch it?
>>152109489
It's just /pol/ being /pol/, they'd eat shit if they thought it would make other people mad.
>>152109489
>conspiracy
How to spot a feminist that just wants people to stop calling out the real effects of their policies and the growing oppression which stems from their organizations.
More like boob shakers
>>152109489
Nice empty buzzword
>>152109523
I legit like the show. But all the massive hate made me think it would be interesting to come up with defenses equally massive. And chaind duo and the boob jiggles legit triggering ANN SJWs gave me the perfect oportunity to come up with a way to attack the haters
>>152109370
>>152109431
>tfw won't even get a true ryona scene with her
>her partner will be injured, she'll be fine, and any further appearances will just be brief flashovers
It's not a turn on if she's enjoying it.
>>152109489
At least they're not in the other threads. Let them have their little fun here, whining about conspiracies and how everyone hate boobs jiggles.
Did humans actually look at this and thought "Hey, this is pretty good."?
>>152109621
Being Ryonafag is suffering.
But this was hot.
>>152109627
You seem to be implying I'm serious about the conspirancy and not exaggerating to shitpost defenses for the show in response to all the hate
If the attack's strong, you need a defense that's just as strong
>>152109654
I looked at this thought it was pretty good. Not being ironic here. Am I not human? What am I, if I'm not human?
>>152109654
yes I did
>>152109654
Evidently, yes. The alternative would be that this show is directed by aliens.
That's some legit autism right here.
>>152109588
Dude I am going to watch and finish this, but this is hands down the worst full length anime I have seen in years. It deserves all the hate it will get.
>>152109588
If you legitimately like the show, then you should extol its virtues, not incessantly shitpost about SJWs. You're just going to make people hate the show and its fans even more.
>>152106777
I cant tell if the budget is through the motherfucking roof or if it's just wonky technical magic their doing
that being said, i dont know who thought it was a good idea to copy/paste chains straight from The Nutshack
>>152109654
I wonder what the animators that did the jiggle parts were thinking working on them.
"Yes, this otaku will eat that shit up!"
"I was born to draw this!"
"I love breasts"
"I love breasts!"
"I'm glad we're putting WAY more time in hair boob jiggling than the chains, FUCK the chains man"
>>152109773
Nobody got paid, that's why it looks like this.
>>152109773
GoHands are bro.
They know what we like.
>>152109654
yeah other than the phillipino beaner chains, the show is pretty as fuck
>>152109735
But all the virtues I could post about is stuff that'll make my posts look ironic thanks to the haters posting about how bad everything I think is good (like the animation and look of the show) is. At this point, I can only attack the haters themselves.
>>152109734
Nice hot opinions there dude. They'll always be opinions and never the truth
>>152109773
You're mentally ill.
>>152109768
I got chains, what you watching, son?
>>152109627
I don't believe that there's a feminist conspiracy, beyond perhaps the rich and powerful viewing them as useful idiots in their desire to micromanage society. On the contrary, the danger of the far left is that they're utopian ideologues who act 75% on feels, and become angry when anyone begins questioning what's actually going through their heads and what their policies will result in.
Feminism has no end goal. They just try to grab more and more control over men while blindly hating and subverting possibly the only enduring culture in history that's kind enough to tolerate this sort of shit.
>>152109841
Yeah, it's damn pretty. Especially the dude who disappears >>152108787
1. Pull chain
2. Get moan
This show needs vaporware OST
>>152109904
See, if it was 24 minutes of a cute S&M couple it'd be interesting.
>>152109843
>I think is good
What about characters?
Story? Dialogue?
>>152109843
>At this point, I can only attack the haters themselves.
What are you trying to achieve by doing that? Actually change their view, or just silence them?
>>152109896
>I don't believe there's a feminist conspiracy, but there's a feminist conspiracy
Please tell me more.
>>152109735
It's like people are watching it just for some kind of an incredebly indirect form of spite. It's almost like a surrealist comedy skit, a good one actually.
I wish people stopped baiting with AOTY posts.
>>152109768
The new standards of kino:
/a/: Hand Shakers
/co/: The Nutshack
/tv/: Batman v Superman
>>152109843
>At this point, I can only attack the haters themselves.
No, you don't have to do that. You can just wait for them to lose interest and then you can actually discuss the show peacefully. You don't need to shitpost.
This anime has already fallen into the trap so many modern anime do these days. the cgi is pretty terrible which really breaks the illusion. the characters well having good design follow the same path as the main characters in Charlotte by P.A Works. i was interested in watching this show but i feel the director, storyboarders and editors really dropped the ball taking a generally interesting concept and half-assing it into a cgi mess. If this show was made by P.A Works or KyoAni or even A1 Pictures it probably would've been pretty good.
The show relies too heavily on its borrowings from bad anime tropes being bad animation and overly bouncy breasts. not to mention a bondage scene not even 10 minutes in the 1st episode.
>>152109957
Too early to judge, but right now it doesn't seem to be worse than stuff like Lostorage Wixoss. (which also had the MC not wanting anything to do with the fights and the first enemy being a generic jerk)
There is some potential in here if they actually deliver a fight against God (I like that stuff. No enemy more threatening than the Allmighty Himself)
Tazuna and Koyori's gear powers are cool. Seriously, I love that huge gear sword too much
>>152109962
Silence them and trying to not give them the impression that their opinions are objective and shared by everyone and that they have a free hate circlejerk
>>152110059
What do you have against bondage?
>>152110059
This anime doesnt give a fuck what "modern anime" is those days. This anime breaks the wall of conventions and travels forth to the feature, advancing the media and not being scared to dare and overturn the concept that anime is static low budget shit with flapping mouths - but is media of the Future.
On one look it looks flashy and nice but on the other it's a total mess.
Story wise well
There is a boy, boy goes to school, boys meets a girl, they enter strange world, run around hopelessly for few minutes until they receive the first nakama power-up and beat the experienced enemies.
I say experienced because the guy with the chain was absolutely terrible and his aim suck. Truly, he made about thousands of those chains and just single one made a small scratch... MC on the other hand got a sword and simply stabbed with the pointy end so well, I won't say it was a BS victory given how awful the opponents were.
Generally though plot is so simple and generic that there is little to say about it.
Other than that... character designs make the MC who is probably a high school kid looks like a elementary kid in other animes so yea.
Then last but not least, the fanservice level here is REALLY high!
So... well, there it is.
>>152110113
>but right now it doesn't seem to be worse than stuff like Lostorage Wixoss
So, it's shit?
>>152110126
I want to offer you a cigar for your patrician taste.
Miyazaki in suicide watch
>>152110152
Wouldn't say so because I actually liked Lostorage
>>152110203
That fucker hates even Tezuka. Is there ANY anime or manga not made by him that he doesn't hate?
>>152109901
It's a metaphor for the world he lives in and the metaphysical
>>152110135
>I say experienced because the guy with the chain was absolutely terrible and his aim suck. Truly, he made about thousands of those chains and just single one made a small scratch... MC on the other hand got a sword and simply stabbed with the pointy end so well, I won't say it was a BS victory given how awful the opponents were
The anime is too deep for you. Watch something simplier. Its battle of connected pairs, and what really battles is their desires/connection. They cant truly control the powers - the chain guy could only try to evoke stronger emotion making the girl summon more chains - but futile since their feelings were inferior to other pairs so their attacks were futile - thats why the chain guy got irritated at the end.
Strongest pair is not the one that fights best, but one with strongest bound.
well of course the MC won, he summoned the Blue King's Sword and stabbed the Red King's while that silly fagit played around with shooting chains all over like he was Gilgamesh
>>152110059
>If this show was made by P.A Works or KyoAni or even A1 Pictures it probably would've been pretty good.
I doubt it, the plot seems like an utter rubbish from synopsis alone. The fact that it also looks like rubbish only makes it hilariously bad.
>>152110462
>looks different=looks like rubbish
Kill yourself and stop hating good stuff because it dares step out of your comfort zone
>>152110616
Yeah, the shit also doesn't smell bad, it's just different
>>152109724
I wouldn't be surprised. It is legitimately like aliens tried to imitate anime but don't understand how humans actually move.
>>152111012
Ah yes. Empty comparisons to shit. Nice one
>>152111295
As if you saying "it's different" is not an empty argument.
And to think that was I hyped for this.
>>152111358
Well, find me something else that looks like this that isn't made by the same people.
It IS different. Now wether different means good or bad is up to you here
To me, it means good. To you, it clearly means shit. Neither statement is more or less valid.
Despite how common they are, kooky scientists remain one of my favourite tropes.
>>152111440
Webm related is "different".
Is calling it "shit" not valid too?
>>152106777
Its way too lewd and obscene and it should be censoring the handholding atleast
How the fuck did GoHandsget away with this?
>>152108736
>>152108787
>>152108835
Seeing this thread made me think i should go back and give it a go but fuck these webms have turned me off, i picked up so many shows this season and this is the first one i have dropped.
>>152111440
No, you're wrong. It's clearly different, yes, but is it good different, or bad different? This is where you disagree, not that a different animation style makes it bad in of itself, which seems to be what you're saying.
>show about pure handholding
Have the Japanese gone too far this time?
>>152111676
Censor this u cunt
>>152106777
It was painful to watch.
Is not a good sign that a show causes you motion sickness, but that is the least of its problem.
I think I haven't seen a writting so bad since that chinese Bloodvivores show last season. Is as if they picked some random LN, anoted all the common lines and then just dumped into this.
Also, all those motherfucking lens flare
>>152111880
I was fine, so maybe it's just you
>>152112044
What I meant to say, is that you should blame yourself for being a weakass pussy instead of the show
>>152108647
Holy shit that looks pretty as fuck
Especially the colors and reflections
I lasted about 3 minutes. No one who watched that actually enjoyed it, right?
>>152112158
Wait for that one autist to get angry at you
>>152108736
>his position changes from the her side into her bottom
>his foot slides down to the vagina
AOTY
>>152108647
Why is he fucking her with his foot?
>>152112158
I did. Unironically. Does it make you mad, hater-kun?
>>152112178
It's more autistic to think that because you hate somethink and think it's shit, everyone should agree with you.
>>152109370
She's voice by the same saiyuu as akiyama mio, makes my dick hard
>>152112235
>I did. Unironically
>>152112178
I just scrolled through the thread. I hate how many retarded ESLfags are on /a/ these days. Normally I'd assume it was just shitposting, but I think this retard's actually serious.
Just read the description, is this the new Mayoiga?
>>152112593
What Mayoiga is to horror, Hand Shakers is to LN tripe even though it's an anime original. Impressive!
>>152112618
>This actually manages to be worse than average LN battle academyshit
That's pretty impressive.
>masochist girl
>noisy brat who can't do damage and defend
>oppai simulator
>obnoxious pussy killer mc
>oppai loli
>straight shota
>mad scientist
>hair color changes after getting power ups
>CG
God damn GoHands
>>152112618
Jesus Christ
This show is going to be a blast.
>5 score on MAL
Perfect.
>>152106777
It was shitty, but I had a lot of fun in the threads. Maybe I'm sticking.
>*15,959位/*14,832位 ○ (***,*18 pt) [*,**0予約] 2017/03/24 ハンドシェイカー DVD BOX 上巻
Is this kino?
Holy shit it felt like my brain was on a roller coaster with all of the jumping around and zooming in and out. I couldn't stop laughing at how bad the CG is. This is definitely going to be comedy of the season at this rate.
It would've been better if the MC or main heroine is an edgelord instead of being a nice guy.
>>152113947
I don't know how to feel. I honestly think this is one of the very few show people legitimately call "worst series". There are always shows I don't like, but it's a taste thing for most of them or because they're boring or generic. But this here is actually bad.
On the other hand I want to watch it. Maybe because it is actually different and makes me curious. Even the bad stuff is bad in a way that makes you want to talk about it.
I also even think there are a few little things in there that weren't bad ideas, but it's just that the presentation is bad or wrong.
I just love how all the girls in this show have such beautiful pale skin. Now that's good taste.
>>152108047
Wow, and I just disliked it for the awkward CGI that constantly calls attention to itself to the point of distraction.
>>152114319
This would actually make it way more entertaining and fit better to the rest of the series.
Even the emo MC of Pitter Patter Rain anime made the whole thing better.
>>152108835
>fucking Second Life tier particle chains
>>152114319
Chain guy should have been the MC.
>>152108835
I didn't make it this far into the episode, but this is some kind of clever edit, right? CG is garbage in general and I hate seeing it in anime, but this is like the studio went out of their way to create the most horrible, eye raping experience possible.
>>152114835
>this is some kind of clever edit, right
>>152114835
>create the most horrible, eye raping experience possible.
This is actually GoHands motto. Their true name's actually GoBlind
This looks pretty awful, but not quite bad enough to keep me from watching episode 2.
MC's powerups will be constructing zany 3D machines with thousands of gears, right?
>>152115305
Looks like it, the chain guy attacks were lame as fuck.
>>152115305
I mean if he can conjure a truck it would be AOTS
People look at shit animation and below budget level CGI and cal it unique animation.
I could probably draw a stick man and send it to the university of art and get a billion dollars for going against traditional art, people are so fucking stupid.
>>152115401
>People
That's just one autismo
>>152115461
>>152115401
>liking what I don't is autistic and stupid
Sounds like true autism to me
Why can't you let different opinions exist?
Why must you push your opinions as objective absolute truths?
They wasted a good title, good character designs and bouncing boobs in this shitty CGfest. Truly an insult to life itself.
>>152115384
Truck-kun is MVP.
I actually liked the first episode, maybe it is because my expectations were originally low, will just have to wait and see if the rest turns out good.
>>152115856
I'm not even saying no one can like it. I just don't want people praising it left and right as some kind of bold twist on anime artstyle.
It looks like shit. You can enjoy it, but don't deny that it looks like a pile of shit.
the proportions of the characters look really weird, especially for the ones with boobs
It's so dense every single image has so many things going on.
I feel bad for all those animators who did a decent job, because the awful CG destroyed this episode. It's like someone shitting on your job, and the director allowing them.
Btw, if all the opening action scenes are part of the future episodes, this series is fucking doomed.
It's a shame because even though the cameras are a little bit awkward, and I hated the color palette, the animation it's pretty fluid.
>>152117590
I'll deny that it looks like a pile of shit and you won't stop me
How dare you insult shit like that, man. Seriously, last time I heard looking at shit didn't give you headaches and motion sickness
Also, it's unintetionally hilariously ironic that MC-kun's catchprase is commenting on stuff meshing or not meshing, because the disgusting CG doesn't mesh with anything at all
Seriously, when they focused on the chains around the chick, it was horrible. She should look bound, but it looked like the chains weren't even making contact with her skin
>>152108476
chains so fucking out of place.
>>152108647
this is like 15-20 fps? shit is so bad.
>K for the non-fujo audience
Already AOTS
>>152108647
This could have looked good if it wasn't moving st like 5fps.
>>152108863
Between all the chain motions, this should be the worst, just look at the chain tied up to her neck. And how the chain texture doesn't seem to blend well with the rest of the world (It looks very overlapped).
This is fucking awful.
Has Go Hand reached a new low with this shit?
>>152119812
Obviously. The good point is that no one now'll unironically praise their shit as the future of anime or whatever the next time they announce something (if this show doesn't crash and burn so bad they go bankrupt, of course. Which should happen if there was any justice in this world)
I just wonder how this was allowed to air on TV when Japan's so autistic about TV shows causing seizures and other health issues that there are shows forced to lower the screen brightness. And then here you have this show apparently designed with the goal of giving the audience motion sickness, headaches and God knows what else
>>152108647
>>152108736
>>152108787
>>152108835
>>152108863
I think we found our "berkserk 2016 tier" show.
Protagonist is forced to take responsibility after holding hands. Finally a christian anime came out.
>>152120339
That's praising the show. The show is Handshakers tier. A new tier of awfulness
This could have been "so bad it's good" show if the MC and his girl weren't so fucking bland.
>>152120591
We will just have to wait and see, it is only the first episode, and if I can assume from the monologue at the beginning the MC will get more interesting
Jesus christ the visuals of this anime are a mess. Why wont the camera stop sperging out from every direction?
>no one like it
>not reddit show
>not mal show
This show is real AOTY. Superior anime for real /a/nons. Not reddit shit like Re:zero, OPM, Konosuba, Flop Flappers, LWA. Just withstand eye bleeding for 24 minutes every week and you're golden. No pain no gain.
This may be the worst anime I've seen, and one of the worst pieces of entertainment in general that I've ever come across
has hyouka been topped?
Lets use our meme magic once more to make Handholders the most popular anime of 2017
>>152122505
>GoHands show
>Best visuals and animation of the season
Like clockwork.
>>152125244
>Best visuals
The animation of the show is top notch together with superb bgs and art direction, they only need to remove the 3d but so far it's AOTY, people claiming otherwise are just buttmad that it doesn't follow the standard A1 Pictures anime etiquette.
>>152108647
I mostly agree with the others. When you're doing a lot of camera movement like that it's really necessary to animate on the 1's. Otherwise the characters jankily snap around because the camera is moving at a higher framerate than the characters are.
Other than SYD, has GoHands made a good anime?
>>152127251
The problem isn't so much that it isn't animated on ones, it's that the 3D is. To have a cohesive whole, one element can't stand out from the other elements or it will accentuate the other elements' shortcomings.
It doesn't help that the hand drawn animation isn't very stable. In fact, its general blobbiness gives me the impression the show makes heavy use of rotoscoping 3D models.
>>152108047
This show is just shit lmao
>>152127669
I didn't watch it after 1 ep, the filter and premise (some type of supernatural gang war) didn't do it for me. Also the skateboarding part was pretty lame.
It might've been fine though. I don't know.
>>152114835
>this is like the studio went out of their way to create the most horrible, eye raping experience possible.
Are they trying to save 2D anime by proving how absolutely disgusting CG anime is? Are they reverse trolling?
>>152127772
If the camera wasn't on the ones though then the whole thing will be constantly stuttering and give everyone motion sickness.
>>152106777
Not my kind of show, but sometimes I honestly couldn't tell when they're using 3D. There were really obvious ones like the background characters, class president and Break/Bind. Some of it seam really well though.
>>152120339
Nah, Berserk is on its own level of bad. And we're getting another season of that turd.
>>152127518
Copelion was fun.
>>152111880
>MC from digimon saver goes to bondage club
>>152108736
Dang cant believe i was wrong about this show. truly a casual filter
>>152128225
That's only true for VR. When you have an HMD strapped to your face and the camera's position and orientation are mapped to your head's position and orientation, then a low framerate can increase dissonance between you senses, which may cause motion sickness.
When just watching something on a TV, if anything it's higher framerates that are more likely to cause motion sickness, because smooth motion is more likely to be perceived as real, yet won't match what the rest of your senses are telling you. It's why some people get motion sickness from playing first person shooters.
>>152122505
10/10