YA-YATTAZO!
>wheeeeee
>>152041378
I'm glad Bites the Dust had such a trippy and cool looking effect.
Part 5's translations updated again.
Green Day and Oasis is almost finished.
doppio gets me uppio
>>152041530
Bitchin
>>152041530
whats old and whats new?
>>152041938
>whats old and whats new?
Really nigga
>>152041378
This was the exact point i dropped part 4. Why do people defend this tripe again?
>>152041994
>Dropping something at the very end
xd
I unironically wish Kira succeeded and DiU ends with him getting away scot-free.
>>152042096
Well he did for like 5 seconds. Just imagine everyone blowing the fuck up was the end.
>>152042096
Cough cough STONE OCEAN
>>152041378
Will karz be dragged in?
>>152042189
He'd be fine. Pucci only reset the universe, everyone who he didn't kill ended up on the other side.
Dunno if this applies to ghosts. Maybe Kira finally passed on, who knows? Not like it matters anyway
>>152042234
>tfw ghost kira in next jojolion
>>152041530
I thought they'd done with it ages ago, the colored scans are up to JJL chapter 11 or so. Did they skip vento aureo?
>>152042274
>MiH finally sends Kira to the afterlife because he has no "fate" since he's already dead
>meanwhile Diavolo is still dying in some pocket universe
>>152042397
being best boy is suffering
What's the main difference between part 4 and part 8 Kira?
>>152042397
>MiH makes Diavolo start reliving his death from the beginning in alternate versions
how can we save bossu
>>152042553
part isn't a serial killer
Also fruit dad is mainvillain
>>152042553
one's a psycho and the other is a pretty cool guy
>>152042553
Part 8 isn't a psycho autist.
>>152042589
part 8*
>>152042553
part 8 is Jotaro in a sailor suit with Killer Queen. part 4 is Kira
think of it like johnny and jonathan
Hello everyone. New to 4chan. Decided to Draw Josuke in Steven Universe/ Cal arts style. Hope you guys like it
>>152042589
Fruit dad is the BroJo. Kaato is the true villain
>>152042553
Seakira is more interesting with a better personality.
>>152042661
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>152042686
I disagree. But maybe that's because I don't like sailors or Jotaro that much
>>152042553
Kira 4 jacks off to girls' hands
Kira 8 jacks off to his own hands
>>152042746
So part 8 Kira is gay?
>>152042767
Yes
Take your favorite and least favorite Stand.You're now having a threesome with them
How does it go?
>>152042661
(You)
>>152042797
Sandwiched between a giant boat and a cat man
>>152042797
I've got a high heel up my ass and there's a drone dangling keys in my face?
>>152042767
Part 8 Kira is gay for Josefumi
>>152042852
So you're JJL Kira basically?
>>152042902
Sure if JJL got fucked by a giant boat controlled by an orangutan
>>152042890
>ASB2 has both playable
>if you match them against Josuke and Kira from part 4 you get some funny dialogue about how those two could ever be friends
>>152042923
So JJL Kira vs Damo basically?
Does anybody have thelewdjohnny cosplay link?
How did Kira manage to get the surger dude to cut his own fingers?
In the flashback he is seen with all his fingers and he never interacts with Kira, since Kira is busy with Josefumi.
>>152042945
>part 8 kira vs part 4 kira
>part 4 kira says he's not gay but likes part 8 kira's hands
>>152042981
Surfer dude is a liar who does drugs. So he probably hallucinated about it.
>>152042963
Sure whatever. This conversation is boring me now
>>152042981
Kira bullied him every day about being indecisive and eventually one day Ojiro was drunk and Kira bullied him past the edge and convinced him to eat his own fingertips
>>152042981
No idea.
>>152042992
>dude I'd totally like to cut your hands off and spray them with perfume and treat it like my girlfriend haha
>n-no homo
>>152041530
So where is the rest of the good translation?
>>152042797
A gun and a invisible baby
>>152043157
In your heart
>>152043193
you're going to fucking jail anon
Why does Jotaro have the best memes
>>152043193
tell us more
>>152043291
>1999
>iPhone
>>152043370
>implying it takes place in 1999
Wouldn't it make more sense to assume the meme is set in a time in the future instead of posting cancerous lesbian fairies
>>152043291
Because meming about his obsession with sea life is fun. Also him bullying young Jolyne is funny shit
>>152043370
Or 2011
>>152043421
The best kind of bullying is accidental bullying
>>152043291
>>152041378
real power Bites the dust
https://youtu.be/Ll7V8zgXVEs
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN'S NAME
>>152043568
DIO . . .
Crazy Noisy Dual Mix
https://youtu.be/W0KX3iCx4rM
>>152043568
DAMO
>>152043643
Dio...
>>152043421
>>152043494
Kek. Any more like these?
>>152043568
dio
>>152043746
I'm fresh out
>>152042797
Blinded and burned to death by [The Sun] right after [Tusk Act 4] proceeds to tear open up my asshole and go "CHUMIMI~IN!"
>>152043746
Here just for (you)
Would he have become a good lawyer?
Find4flaws
>>152044132
undoubtedly.
>he says Bruno Buccelati instead of Blono Bucciarati
>he says Giorno Giovanna instead of Haruno Shiobana
>he says Kira instead of KILL.A
>he says Wham, Cars and ACDC instead of Whammu, Esidisi and Kaarz
>he says Joseph Joestar instead of Josef Joestar
>he says Gyro instead of Jairo
>he says Kujo instead of Kuujou
>he says Noriaki instead of Tenmei
>>152044145Weird hat, weird hat, weird hat, weird hat.
>>152044145
Spazes out about the number 4.
Constantly gets shot by his own bullets
That's all I got.
>>152044132
He is the biggest asshole in the series, he could have been the best lawyer in the world
>>152044181
>he says Josef instead of Josefu
>>152044189
Tell me about Mista. Why does he wear the hat?
>>152042945
pls
>>152044145
>is italian but has a japanese superstition
>got a blowjob from giorno losing his purity
>never takes off his hat
>would be a cannibal if given the chance
>>152043652
You can tell Araki had a lot of fun drawing Damo. I wonder if it'll inspire him to draw more characters who aren't chiseled supermodels.
>>152044132
>character who represents the absolute epitome of evil was going to be a lawyer
What did Araki mean by this ?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes Of Heaven was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire lore of JoJo ? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of Eyes Of Heaven is that it'll be around. Forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone. And if you're someone under the age of like, 20, who says his least favorite part of the series was Vento Aureo because it was "the most boring-est one", then I suggest you shut this review off right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a fucking idiot you are.
So where do I possibly start? Nothing in Eyes Of Heaven makes any sense at all. It comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Araki finished the script in one draft, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying it made no sense at all or was a stupid, incoherent mess. I guess at this point who's going to question Hirohiko, or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the series. Probably got rid of those people that questioned him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumed a new JoJo game would be an instant hit, regardless of what the plot was. Really, how hard could it be to screw up?
It's like screwing up mashed potatoes: you boil the water, pour in the packet--
>>152042308
They don't do those in order, and they're prioritising the BW scans for part 5 over the colour scans, thank god.
Did Secco survive Part 5?
We see him fall into a trash truck like Ciocclatta but he doesn't seem like he's wounded too horrendously, unless that's just the scans being unclear.
>>152043506
rip keyboard cat
>>152044819
Pretty sure the truck will automatically crush him. Should have just let Bruno disable him desu. Would have lived.
Is Narancia for lewd?
>>152045332
Maybe if you give sauce
>>152045332
I mean, he was probably diddled in juvie. Hopefully the Narancia gangrape doujins increase with part 5
>>152045413
Mista smacking Narancia's face with his dick while Fugo plows him from behind like the little cockslut he is
Narancia is pure
Naracia is a funny and interesting character
>>152045705
Narancia is a funny and interesting character and also a slut
Narancia is dead.
Narancia and Doppio learning how to measure distance with their arms from camp counselor Kira when?
>>152044573
He's probably got a shitload of sketches of fused joubin. Can't wait to see it.
Narancia and Doppio learning how to add and substract with Fugo's help when?
>>152041967
They are both ass translation with the typical roundabout way of speech proper of the Japanese language.
It doesn't flow.
It doesn't sound natural
It's just shit.
This is what you faggots have been hyping up so much?
>>152045926
Doppio isn't a fucking retard who failed grade school though
When is Araki going to make another twink? Narancia looked like a cave dweller but Doppio was perfect.
>>152045987
I think he's seen the porn which is why Tsurugi is so gremlin-like
>>152045953
Hi Cinderellafag. How it's going?
>>152045332
What's this?
>>152045987
He perfected the art of twink with Doppio, so there's no need to make another one.
>>152046029
This
>>152046039
>cinderellafag
Is this the new epic meme scapegoat when somebody has an opinion that goes against this thread's hivemind?
>>152046029
Tsurugi is like 2 seconds old and not a twank
>>152042971
pls anyone, it was titled johnny horse dong but cant find the imgur gallery now
>>152046097
Nah, I just remembered a guy who used to complain about the arc change in DiU and he used the same Polnareff pic.
I think it's weird that we know what all of the villains looked like as kids. Like if you used Sethan on them all it'd be some real Muppet Babies shit
>>152046097
It really is Cinderellafag, go figure.
No, it's not a term for the horrible /jojo/ hivemind to mock the poor noble soul who dared to have a different opinion.
It's just that your post format and Polnareff pic make you extremely transparent and easy to recognize at first glance. You are like Naranciafag: we see you coming from a mile away.
>>152046208
So...let me get this clear. Because I used the same reaction pic as some guy who posted some shitty opinion several months ago that also made your panties get tied in a knot, in some twisted way inside your paranoid retarded brain means we are the same person?
Literally and figuratively kill yourself.
>>152046335
I have no idea who this Cinderellafag is. You are extremely paranoid.
>>152046335
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/filename/1463965342742/
>>152046352
Hi Cinderellafag. How it's going?
>>152046352
>Cinderellafag trying this hard to fix his mistake
Who hurt you
>>152046559
>>152046519
I don't even dislike the Cinderella episode switch. I'm sorry a simple reaction pic triggered you so much.
Which character would you bring to life if your stand was Bohemian Rhapsody, /a/?
>>152041378
I hope MiH looks even better than this
>>152046585
Cinderellafag, the less you post and try to defend yourself, the less you'll get targeted because you're only being retarded.
Just stop m8.
Dragon's Dream is the best stand.
>>152046726
Again, you people seriously need to get out of more if you think reactions pics are person-exclusive. This isn't me being mean, you are literally mentally ill.
>>152046734
Yes.
Kenzou is the worst stand user.
>>152042553
One is serial Killer
One is Sailor man and not a sociopath like everyone in this thread
So will we get King Crimson as an ED now or what?
Dont even pretend there was a better ED
>>152046868
The original Oingo Boingo one was better than the Hol Horse one
>>152046868
I never watched any ending
>>152046834
I mean... if every so often you heard some weird meme shit about your band you'd probably look into it. Then discover JoJo. Hell, if you google King Crimson one of the closer results in the JoJo wiki article
>>152046352
>I-I don't know what you are talking about it's just some guy and it's not me k-k-kill yourself
>uses the same Daffy reaction image with the same filename Cinderellafag uses
You
Didn't
Even Try
>>152047091
Bullshit. Post the archive faggot.
>>152047126
>trying this hard
>>152046921
>implying horu hosu isnt better than everyone at everything forever
>>152047225
So you can't and are just shitposting. Ok.
>>152041530
I wonder what secco looks like without his suit
>>152047317
Naked, probably
>>152047225
>>152047091
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/DEExEJ3FZ_KpTGf_yNukoQ/
Again, you are mentally ill.
>Killer Queen wa sudeni doorknobu sawateru
What do?
>>152047367
What if seccois a girl
>>152047482
Stop grabbing the doorknob like a spastic
>>152047523
You can see the shape of his chest m8. He's a guy.
>>152047482
Break the door because my stand is Star Platinum: Killer Queen
>>152041967
>>152045953
>>152046097
>>152046352
>>152046585
>>152046796
>>152047126
HOLY SHIT IT REALLY IS THAT FAGGOT!
Proof that you don't be a fag and not be BTFO'd
>>152044181
Isn't it Kaarzu?
why is breakdown the best jojo op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXaD09soarcdeleted previous post since it was wrong version
>>152047482
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH JOTARO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>152047560
Flat. Chested.
>>152047772
end of za warudo is the best op
>>152047560
pffft yeah right. Flat chested girls exist anon.
Next you'll be telling me Narancia's a guy too!
>>152047617
Ok now say the same thing in English, Pablo.
>>152043291
>best JoJo
>best memes
Makes sense to me
>>152047852
>only jotaro can be this autistic
>>152048028
>i disagree therefore you're retarded
>>152042661
>>152047875
Am I the only person who never thought Narancia was a girl?
>>152048096
ok mr jotaro joestar
>>152047852
Great taste anon
>>152048239
bad taste anon
>>152048181
I didn't either.
>>152048181
No.
>>152042999
Am I the only one that thinks Damo looks like Wilford Brimley if Wilford Brimley was designed by Araki?
>>152048181
wait, narancia is a boy?
so if stone free smells like soap, does that mean jolyne does too?
Hopefully everybody believes that Diavolo is the greatest looking jojo villain..
>>152047852
Sono Chi no Kioku - End of The World > Sono Chi no Sadame > Stand Proud > BLOODY STREAM >>>>>(gap)>>>>> Great Days >>>>>(gap)>>>>> Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town >>>>>(extreme gap)>>>>> chase
>>152047852
Agreed senpai. Great days is a close second.
>>152048181
I thought narancia was a girl, you aren't the only one..
Also, abbachio's pose is the best.
>>152048181
The only character that ever confused me was Yotsuyu
>male silhouette
>wait a minute that's a chick face
>oh it's a guy after all
AlsoHot Pants, he really looks like a girl later on. The tits threw me off too.
>>152048356
No, Kira(Bowie) is the best.
holy hell, jolyne kujo is made of pure sex
why is she so erotic, I'm having trouble even reading part 6
>>152048373
CRAZY NOISY ISN'T THE BEST OP?????????????????????
>>152048424
Just ask Diego I'm sure he's very well acquainted with Hot Pants' tits
>>152048447
not even the best in his part
>>152048356
>10% of the Part 5 anime's budget is to make sure that Diavolo's fishnets look great
The only character that confused me was Annasui because they changed his gender
>>152048373
>>152048452
>tfw when everyone around you is spewing more shit from their mouth than naranciafag
>>152048356
Greatest looking, either him or Valentine I'd say imo
>>152048424
Hot Pants is a girl I swear
>>152048488
I'm objectively right though. Your shitposts can't change that.
>>152048447
Bowie Kira looked like absolute ass in the manga most of the time.
>>152048447
I feel like Kira is a close second, but he is still a great villain. Also, jobin better whip out Speed King again, that stand looks s1ck n4sty.
>>152046177
nvm found ithttp://imgur.com/a/EWEFp
>>152048488
2 questions. If what I say is shit, then who is the best villain. And why does everybody hate narancia..?
>>152048588
DIO, Kira and Pucci are the only valid choices.
>>152048504
Hmmmm......... I agree!
tch tch
>>152048588
Pucci, Valentine and Diavolo
>>152048655
dead. i am.
>>152048612
Pucchi is alright, after he absorbs (or whatever) the green child he looks pretty cool. To be honest I am on the fence between Kira and Valentine. Diavolo might look the greatest in my opinion, but he isnt the greatest villain.
>>152042189
Pucci lost though.
>>152048503
well, I guess some people are just born with bad taste. not everyone can handle the best OP.
>>152048588
DIO is the only man for me.
>>152048447
MATURED
KIRA
A BEST
>>152048728
>To be honest I am on the fence between Kira and Valentine
I can relate to Kira just a little more than Valentine, but I agree with Valentine's ideals more than Kira's. 51/49 split between them
Diavolo is objectively pure sex.
>>152042661
Go to the jojo reddit, they´ll circlejerk your pic for sure. A monkey could throw shit at a wall, upload with the title "I drew Poco" and get "Are you Araki?!" type comments
I love Narancia so much!
>>152048773
>Sadame, BLOODY STREAM, Stand Proud and Kioku are all amazing
>choose uninspired shit like chase over them
>>152041530
>'I love you with all my heart' gets changed to 'I love you as I love god'
>This admission of love stays in
So the translators ship Secco/Cioccolata but not DIO/Pucci? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
>>152048799
My nigga. Best Araki design IMO
Does anyone has a cutout of the kanji that appears over the Pillar Men?
>>152041530
That bottom panel warmed my edgy heart.
>yfw
>>152042797
>Sticky Fingers and The Lock
Bondage, I guess? Could be worse.
>>152048836
>not being gay for god
Post characters you consider underrated
post ur rare kiras
>>152048919
>>152048919
>>152048935
>>152048588
Yeah why do people hate Narancia?
>>152048962
>two (2) belts
Do you think this is where Nomura got his retarded belt fetish from?
>>152048479
Annasui can be whatever you want, anon .
>>152048919
I'm growing increasingly convinced that the people who say she was forgettable or shit are the same speedreaders who cry about Pucci being nothing but DIO's lackey or Jolyne being shallow.
>>152048799
desu
>>152048919
Enya, N'Doul, Lucy, Aishou, Ermes, Rykiel
Also a lot of the minor villains in part 5, nobody really talks about them.
>>152049005
I want to rob Hermes' titty wallet
>>152049039
I always liked hates metaphors and when people call foreign cities names different to what they known locally man.
>Kira is obsessed with not standing out
>to the point where as a child he always made sure he finished 3rd place in everything whether he could have done better or not
>with Bites the Dust Kira can be considered the 3rd strongest villain since only Diavolo and Valentine can counter it by erasing time or body swapping to another dimension
huh
>>152049005
who is that?
>>152048356
Yes, Bossu a best
>>152049137
I want to lick him.
>>152048356
He's been growing on me lately. Those green armbands are ugly as fuck though.
>>152049090
BTD is great for protecting Kira from investigation and terrible otherwise, though, since it means he has to give up Killer Queen and rely on a third party (who's probably actively working against him) to get the job done. Since shit like DIO or Pucci wouldn't have any reason to go around asking after 'Yoshikage Kira' I wouldn't bet on it.
>>152049189
Same
If I fucked FF in Etro's body would I get plankton on my dick?
>>152049269
>>152049238
Depends on the situation. It can also be used as a quick get-out-dying-free card if there's a non-stand user around.
>>152049269
kars needs to open his fucking eyes and realize that's not a sandwich
>>152048479
the only character that confused me was hermes.
>>152049338
Pillar Men naturally eat humans it might as well be one
MY LOVE FOR HIM WILL NOT DIE
utsubeki piriodo wa...
>>152049381
but he will
>>152049287
Yes, F.F. would be able to suck your dick from inside the dick hole, proportioning new types of pleasure.
>>152049005
When I started SO I had the impression she was just going to be Polnareff with tits (Araki himself referred to her as such) and not too remarkable. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed Hermes not just as a waifu but as a likeable character too. She didn't appear much but both Highway To Hell and Limp Bizkit have become some of my favorite JoJo fights.
>>152049400
No he won't.
>>152049396
reminds me of the best punch in the whole series
>>152041378
How the fuck is anyone supposed to beat made in heaven? ITs the most op thing ive ever heard of/
>>152049039
>Make wallpapers for people on /w/
>Someone requests a minor character and I'm like ? Okay
>End up like character like Rykiel, Toyohiro much more because I noticed more of their fights.
>Conversely relise how little characters like Fugo and Kakyoin (Well HG anyway do)
Gave me an appreciation for many of small minor characters that are great.
Our lists are pretty similar too.
I have all the time in the world for Aishou though. Even if he was a little heavy handed at times he was great for showing the "humaness" of the Rock people and how they just want to live normal lives.
>>152049447
That's the point. Emporio still managed though.
>>152049238
Kira got unlucky with Hayato because a) he knew his real identity and b) wanted to defeat him.
When he planted it on the nurse and "activated" Bites the Dust he would have gone back an hour in time and the nurse would be completely unaware of who Kira was or the fact she'd been turned into a bomb.
If DIO or Pucci encountered such a person and attacked, they'd be confused by the apparent stand stopping them and the person they're attacking not consciously controlling or even being aware of the stand. Then they'd try and figure out just what the hell is going on, pry a little too close into matters they shouldn't, and trigger the bomb. Then time rewinds an hour and everything plays out the same or not and then they die because fate.
The cat killed curiosity.
>>152049418
She has her similarities to a better-written Polnareff, but I dunno, she always seemed to have a strong presence for me. While she didn't get a ton of individual fights (none of the heroes in SO really did, which I consider good because team-fights are usually better) she was great in the ones where she teamed up with Jolyne too, like in Foo Fighters, Sky High, Underworld and Heavy Weather. Sucked that she got put on a bus for C-Moon and didn't get to do anything special during MIH, though.
>>152049447
Why hello there
>>152049447
Kill the user before it gets its ability started
>>152049418
I like her as a character just as much I'd like to DP her with a sticker on my dick
Didn't Pucci's father think something was... wrong? Or is he fine thinking his wife got blacked?
Truly the best stand design
>>152049447
It's not that OP. Time stop can beat it. Its only real ability is to go fast
>>152043494
Say what you like about annasui, trying to pull a girl when her dad's right there takes serious balls.
>>152049447
Mista, Fugo and Narancia could do it. Purple Haze+Sex Pistols+Aerosmith is MiH's perfect counter.
>>152049557
>coloured scans
He's definitely his son it's just that they're meant to be tanned but as far as Shueisha is concerned the only skin tones are black and white.
>>152049570
wrong,
>>152049641
Hopefully DP puts an end to this shit once and for all and "whitewashes" Pucci into a literal tanned Italian
>>152049447
Golden Experience Requiemread jorge joestar
>>152049396
SUTAAA PURACHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152049523
If he didn't have weather report he woulda got fucked tho
>>152049557
Genetics can be really weird, pic related are twins from a mixed-race family with the father being white and the mother being paler than the darker-skinned daughter. One or both of Pucci's parents are probably mixed, and thus Pucci's appearance probably would've been surprising but not unprecedented.
And since the dead baby that got swapped with Weather was canonically mixed (hence the KKK getting mad about Weather's father supposedly being black) it suggests they sort of expected the babies to be darker-skinned since no-one questioned it.
>>152049676
>disliking black Pucci
how?
>>152049741
I don't like no niggers in my JoJo
Also because he isn't black, so don't make him fucking black. Pocoloco is black. Pucci is not black.
>>152049676
Sicilians are actually pretty dark skinned but if you called one black you'd get stabbed.
I thought the point was that both WR and Pucci were half black.
>>152049741
>Taking b8
If anything Pucci looked blacker in ASB and EOH, I doubt they'll pull a design-change on him now of all times and I'm sure Anon thinks that too.
>>152049765
> this man walks up to you
> "hol up, hol up ma nigga, what the FUCK did you just say?"
>>152049738
the black girl is fine
but the white girl is absolutely disgusting
>>152049878
Avdol is a noble Nubian man though
>>152049854
The point is you're a speedreading retard
>>152049878
>nigger
>stand is literally fried chicken
what did araki mean by this?
>>152049676
> Watching tumblr lose their shit
> Trying to bully DP on Twitter
I am become cum
Irene is cuteer than Jolyne!
>>152049878
>implying you can't shit on avdol with just one thing
That nigger's dead.
>>152049533
requiem is literally deus ex machina bs
>>152049916
>butthurt over Pucci not being a nigger
>then Funny "Make America Great Again" Valentine attempts to rape a 14 year old while monologuing about how America is the best and every other country is filth
We may reach peak triggering
>>152049597
how so? he could just speed everything up
>>152049961
Leave this place at once, Diavolo.
>>152049854
The point is that they're both fullblooded Italian but the KKK thought Weather was half lack because the woman who switched him at birth married a black man and the irony is that he was attacked for being black while not being black under orders from his brother who is also not black but still darker skinned than him.
>>152049999
Quads of truth
>>152042668
>>152042589
Both fucking wrong. The real villain ishuman nature. Greed and arrogance cause the ruin and suffering of the characters.
>>152049947
>Avdol is now part of the cast of every part
How does he die in each one?
Just finished part 6, planning on starting up 7 tonight or tomorrow
what can I expect
is it as good as everyone says it is
>>152049940
Well for starters she doesn't act like a thug or dress like Spider-Hooker
>>152049862
>DP keeps his skin dark but includes an extra scene where someone asks Pucci if he's black to which he replies no I'm Italian
>>152049999
>>152050021
It'd be even more ironic and darkly keeping in line with the 'gravity' shit if he WAS part-black (and so was Perla) and the KKK were correct about him being so, but for entirely the wrong reasons.
>>152050026
I want to suck Diavolo's penis.
>>152049916
?? whats the story with this? I haven't heard about it
>>152050045
It's pretty good, just don't keep your hopes up too high.
>>152050045
It's pretty good but definitely overrated. You'll enjoy it just don't go in expecting it to be perfect like so many people claim and you'll at the very least like it.
>>152049994
He can speed bullets and the virus up
>>152049989
>think that the Dio = Trump memes are the lowest we can go
>remember Valentine
>inb4 SBR gets animated in the future
>A dub probably follows a few years after it and airs
Oh God please no
>>152050078
They haven't done anything, just a prediction. It's like that Steven universe thing where they accuse the creator of being a paedo when she says to stop bullying people to suicide over fanart.
>>152050021
Exactly. But that won't stop tumblr from drawing him and everyone else in 50 shades of nigger
>>152050092
>It's pretty good but definitely overrated
so can I expect a same degree of quality as part 5
>>152050045
is a masterpiece from araki. truly the best work by akira's hands.
>>152050105
>He can't
I fucked up
GuysI have a crush on Narancia
What do?
>>152041530
>This is why I love you
>>152050045
It's a bit of a slog except a few notable arcs then at the end it gets good. Like, really fucking good.
>>152049999
shit you caught me, I was gonna beat that fucking gio
>>152050145
kys
narancia is not even half the best boy quality when compared to doppio
>>152050078
It's the standard 'caring too much what tumblr thinks' and trying to predict it nonsense. It's the same sort of people who made up that shopped screencap of Toonami-watchers thinking Dio was Trump.
I was in here when people were going on about how tumblr would be violently triggered by the villain of part 4 being a woman-killing necrophile who occasionally indulges in the terror of his victims, and haven't seen shit about it.
>>152050123
8 years, baby. We can do it. We can break jojomblr
>>152050105
or just turn their stands into discs like how he fucked jotaro
>>152049597
Fugo could kill Pucci the same way Emporio did but the other two would get fucked.
>>152050105
He can speed up the bullets and if the virus dies after a short period of time he can speed that up too
>>152050145just stick it in and get it over with already you coward
>>152050185
Fuck you I just want o know how to deal with my crush.
Could DIO use his vampire shape-shifting powers to make himself a functional womb and ovaries?
Could DIO shit Giorno out his womb?
>>152050127
ahh i see. I do forsee that as soon as jojo goes tumblr people will bitch about araki saying india was dirty and 'muh fem mc' and other shit
>>152050192
>I was in here when people were going on about how tumblr would be violently triggered by the villain of part 4 being a woman-killing necrophile who occasionally indulges in the terror of his victims
But Kira is attractive David Bowie man so it's completely okay
Anyway, I doubt the Trump butthurt will last long enough for SBR to get animated anyway
>>152043568
What if I'm referring to Part 1 Dio?
>>152050192
It's more funny than anything else. I see your point though, they seem to avoid having a go at the nips. Probably because they can't speak Japanese so can't complain to the creators.
>>152050236
But what if he doesn't want to date?
I'm ugly after all.
>>152050273
Did Dracula birth a child from his own Wombpire?
Only that may answer your question.
I mean, Narancia could be cute, and he has a cute face because Dude Looks Like a Lady but aside from that he's not very cute.
I can see that changing if the anime smooths out the manga's roughness like it did with DiU
>>152050241
your crush looks like a girl. what you want is a high quality boipucci.
>>152050273
What's an ovarie I though babies came out of our bumholes
>>152050040
>Part 1
Tarkus
>Part 2
Kars
>Part 4
Akira or Sheer Heart Attack
>Part 5
He tries to get the arrow and then Magician's Red kills him
>Part 6
C Moon
>Part 7
He falls off the camel
>Part 8
Rock disease
>>152044181
>Tenmei
what
>>152050273
is it best boy hour?
>>152050344
>your crush looks like a girl
Pfft, hardly. Narancia looks like a starving Ethiopian child half the time
>>152050379
>Not knowing Tenmei
>>152050318i'll give you a hint, it begins with R
>>152050332
I think he's cute.
>>152050344
I love him the way he is.
No thanks.
>>152050040
>Cream doesn't kill the user, just sends them to a different universe
>Adventures with Avdol in each part
>dies each time and end up in another universe
might be cool
>>152050287
Regardless of why no-one who mattered got mad about it (and I'd say it's more because Kira was meant to be a creepy but cool villain and succeeded at being exactly that) the point is that people didn't get mad about it.
And hell, most of JoJo's tumblr fanbase (especially the shitty ones) clearly aren't animeonlies, because most of the shitty fanart where everyone is black, trans and obese is of characters from part 5 and onward.
>>152050420
Okay, Naranciafag. Then post some images from the manga of Narancia looking even remotely cute instead of constantly posting fanart
>>152050438
tumblr needs to be fucking gassed desu
>>152050419
Romance?
But how?
>>152050444
Easy.
>>152050344
I wonder if I like Diavolo as a character or just because he's a twink and a hunk in one glorious package. I do wanna play with that hair
>>152050444
Narancia was pretty good looking when he was in Giorno's body.
>>152050474
Post the full pic, anon.
post part 5 localizations
>Glimmering Experience
>Zipper Hands
>Violet Fog
>Red King
>Sex Bullets
>Ocean Boys
>Dark Sunday
i'm blanking on the rest tho
>>152050491
>Narancia was pretty good looking when he was impaled on that fence in Giorno's body
FTFY
>>152050503
I don't have the full pic.
>>152050477
I like Diavolo as a character and it helps that he's incredibly sexy and adorable.
>>152050470
Nah.
>>152050302
I think it's also because of the subject-matter. JoJo has plenty of dark shit in it, featuring rape, abuse, pedophilia, murder, etc etc. One of the first things that happens in the series is a dog being burned alive.
Because it's already full of sex and violence, the people who are intent on keeping stuff pure and wholesome by attacking dirty contributors aren't drawn to 'protect' it, and thus stick to ruining the Steven Universe fandom or whatever.
hey narancia guy,are you top or bottom?
>>152050550
That Josuke is literally a hate crime
>>152050545
Narancia looks fucking awful
Yikes
>>152050573
I just want to date Narancia ok?Topbut I['m not gay
>>152050595
No he doesn't he looks cute.
WHITE ICE GENTLY WEEPS
>>152050517
Gold Experience is Golden Wind aint it? All the localization names from the games are on the wiki
>>152050553
Not wanting to start an argument but Steven universe was tumblr: the show from the start. I can't stand it because it's so damn gentle, and not in a fun way.
>>152050517
None of those are correct
>>152043370
Yeah, it's not like this could be way later
Why did the animation take a nose-dive at the end of Part 3? Did DP fuck their budget in the ass?
If anything The World should have been the moneyshot, like BTD and DIU.
>>152050550
Jamal joestars BLACKED Adventure
>>152050550
Gorilla hermes and that josuke always get me.
>Naranciafags vs Doppyfags
>>152050545
horrible gremlin creature with a body fit for auschwitz
>>152050550
>Hermes is light skinned mexican
>Draw her black
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
>>152050632
How would a child friendly script for JoJo be in certain parts?
>Mister! You so cool, the fact that you never give up even when youre sleepy is amazing!
>Finish him off! Goldy Locks!
>>152050646
Eh, there's some fairly dark shit once you start getting into it.
>>152050407
>>152048356
Toptier villain is also top tier in ASB.
>>152050681
>not jerome
one job
>>152050697
Thee is only me.
This is my quest to go out with Narancia.
>>152050699
No he looks cute.
>>152050721
Why the burger?
Also stop that.
>>152050646
I haven't seen it aside from like, two episodes. But regardless, even if it was a show tailor-made for them, ironically enough the fact that it's so gentle and anti-violence is what makes the fanbase so rabid, because they feel the need to defend its honor.
Stuff like JJBA is already ~problematic~ so its fans seem to be less nuts. The worst you'll get from JoJo tumblr is ugly fanart, the worst you'll get from SU tumblr is teenagers driving each other to suicide over not drawing characters fat enough to the point where the staff of the show tell them to stop over Twitter.
>>152050367
>He tries to get the arrow and then Magician's Red kills him
kek
>>152050632
PALE SNOW SOFTLY MOURNS
>>152050756
look at that body anon
would you touch that freaky skeleton child?
>>152050709
Joshuu edits are the best thing about part 8
>>152050704
She's amibguopus becuase Jojo colours aren't canon.
honestly thought she was a Cuban with that hair of hers.
>>152050756
roses are reds
violets are blue
doppio is best boyand naranciafag knows it to
>>152050756
Don't you like burger anon
>>152050814
You can say that again, friend.
>>152050767
It's sad when this isn't even the worst thing tumblr has to offer.
>>152050804
Yes.
>>152050831
I don't want to fight today ok?
I just want advice on how to date Narancia.
>>152050837
Burgers are ok but I prefer large fries.
>>152050831
mmm doppytummy
>>152050847
>Pizza mozzerella?!
>Youve betrayed me
what the fuck
>>152050824
>amibguopus
You ok there anon?
>>152050847
>>152050824
Probably. Costello sounds Cuban, not spic. And her sister, what's her name, she looked pretty white IIRC
>>152050859
think of it like this
if doppio was in narancia's outfit he'd still look cute
if narancia was in doppio's outfit he'd look like a methed out tranny
>>152046734
I love the idea of a neutral stand that just talks to you and lets you know about your feng shui
>>152050921
No he wouldn't.
Stop it I said I don't want any fights today.
>>152050896
>Costello sounds Cuban, not spic
Cubans are Spic, you dumb bastard. They all speak Spanish, have Spanish heritage and are considered 'Hispanic'. Some Spics are practically white with exlusive European heritage, it's rare in some countries but more prevalent in others.
Costello is Italian, anyway. If it were Spanish it'd be pronounced Co-stey-o
>>152050955
SHE
>>152050550
Avdol looks like a fucking caveman kek
>>152050711
It's not so much darkness, more just the soft backgrounds, the gems treating Steven like a 5 year old and a bunch of shit my autism can't articulate that sets me off.
>>152050859
Narancia also likes large fries.
>>152050956
narancia is like one of those twinks you find in really bad gay porn
>>152050646
I think it's more that SU just doesn't have stakes, which is important to keep you interested in a show. A lot of episodes go by without anything happening and no sense of purpose, which works fine for something more episodic like JoJo or Cowboy Bepop, but for a show with a premise like SU, it just feels like a waste of time.
I mean, SU has some dark shit, especially involving Homeworld, but the problem is that the show never goes into it's infinitely more interesting sci-fi/magical lore, preferring to waste time on dumb inane Beach City shit. And whatever potentially interesting conflics to exist are solved by just talking about their feelings (it gets annoying when the entire apocalyptic threat of S2 is solved simply because Steven decides to talk to it).
>>152050550
How many threads have been killed by this image?
>>152051000
He sure does.
I want to take him out to lunch to get some.
>>152051002
He's pure and would never do that.
I said I didn't want any trouble ok?
>>152050959
What if she's a spic but her ancestors were italians who moved to a spic country? Like Christopher Columbus.
>>152050847
They also destroyed ya boi
>>152051014
Why in fuck do you know anything about Steven goddamn Universe?
Somebody post the pastebin. We need to try again
>>152048181
I thought he was until he got stabbed in the mouth with a fork.
>>152050860
>tfw you want to lick that belly
>>152051038
If you don't want any trouble then find a genuinely appealing picture of Narancia from the manga
>>152051032
I think the pastebin tops the leader board in thread deaths.
>>152051000
what is this
please give sauce kind anon
>you slap your favorite character on the ass
how do they react?
>>152051014
That's part of it too. I guess im just everything tumblr hates and love my manly shit, guiding my roommate through Gurren Lagann and love it even more on a second viewing.plus I keep texting him "kaminas dead" to upset him
>>152051073
delet
>>152051052
>someone knows about a show like steven universe
>WTF PURGE THE THREAD, THIS SHIT AINT PODRACING
>>152051079
I've been doing that.
All that matters is that I love him.
So stop trying to fight me.
>>152051103
I would have to date Narancia first so I don't know.
>>152051103
>Jotaro
Depending on his mood, he looks at me like I'm a fucking idiot or he beats the shit out of me
>>152048449
Because she gets got masturbating in like the first chapter. Kind of set a precedent with her
>>152051103
Probably slaps mine back
>>152051103
>slap joseph on the ass
>"oh my anon, what on earth has gotten into you~" *slaps me back*
dop tum
>>152051103
Probably turns into the boss and kills me
>>152051039
That'd be entirely possible. Argentina is full of Italians.
>>152051138
>His favorite character is Jotaro
Youare pretty brave for admitting that given that he's really resented here, I like him too though so good taste.
>>152051132
What the fuck is wrong with that left arm.
Try again
I just started watching JoJo and im in the middle of the 2nd part and i was wondering who is the best Jojo because i already like Joseph more than Jonathan
>The only stand that can keep up with Made in Heaven is Heaven's Door
When did you realise JoJo has the deepest lore?
>>152051205
>who is the best Jojo
Jolyne
>>152051153
He'd probably do it too hard and send you flyingPart of the appeal
Damn all this Doppyposting is making me
>>152050824
>>152050896
>>152050959
>>152051039
Hermes is confirmed Mexican, so that's not debatable. Though with her last name, it is likely that she is the descendant of Italian immigrants. Still, growing up in any Spanish speaking country that isn't Spain makes you hispanic by definition, so she is most certainly hispanic.
What's harder to grasp is Pucci, who's as black as Smokey Brown and yet is Italian and has a brother who's white as the driven snow.
hey naranciafag, what is your favorite song by Aerosmith?if you say Dude Looks Like a Lady I will hunt you down and rape you to death.
>>152051205
Best Jojo is subjective. until ya know em all, ya cant judgeThough this is a strong contender for best
>>152051205
>>152051103
>Jotaro
Loooks at me and wonders what the ever loving fuck I'm doing.
>>152051138
Good taste
>>152051194
Screw em, what are they gonna do about it
>>152051232
doppio gets you uppio?
>>152051159
>>152051241
>Hermes is confirmed Mexican
what
>>152051200
Nothing is.
>>152051232
Then can you please tell me how to go out with Narancia?
>>152051269
Fly away from here.
I don't listen to a lot of Aerosmith but that's an ok song.
>>152048812
they played you like a fiddle anon.
>your favorite character slaps you on the ass
How do you react?
>>152051289
IT DOESN'T RHYME
REREREREE
>>152051103
Technically I'd be slapping Jonathan's ass
>>152051322
Fap.
>>152051343
Doppio gets you offio?
>>152051322who else would risk it?
>>152051322
Maybe that would mean Narancia is interested in me.
No one has ever been interested in me before.
>>152051347
god DIO would be the worst roommate. leaves his food containers and shiny shit all over the floor and struts around wearing god only knows
>>152051103
Slams my head against a table and takes my memories away
How can Narancia's shit tier design even compete with Doppio's god-tier design?
>>152051314
>leditt
>>152051322
shit
>>152051045
Delet this immediately.
Though Tumblr can offer some good Jojo depending on where you look.
>>152050217
I thought he lost his prior stand abilities as his stand progressed.
>>152051391
I said I didn't want any trouble or fighting today ok?
I'm in love so calm down.
>>152051347
How are those pants even standing?
>>152051389
>implying anything DIO would wear is a problem
>>152051391
why cant we just be friends
>>152051421
they are suspended from his erect benis
>>152051389
Does that make me Dio since I wore a black lycra suit and skeleton mask all the time around Halloween and leave all the cleaning to my flatmate
Cus then I can be my ASB main
>>152046075
Can't wait to see this in the anime.
>>152049765
>>152049862
>>152050047
No Pucci isn't Italian (that lien about being distantly related to an Italian pope is just a way for saying "Pucci's family had huge ties to Catholicsm), he has Italian descent in him but he's a Louisiana Ceole.
>>152051407
>reading left to right.
fucking normies
>>152051443
How well can you pose like Dio?
>Your favorite character fucks you in the ass
What do?
Holy shit guys my favorite Narancia artist just banned me from his website.
>>152051492
get fucked in the ass
>>152051445
delet this and fuck back off to italy
Ok now that the dust has settled. Where do you rank Great Days with the other OPs?
>>152051492
Cum buckets
>>152051492
Take it
>>152051389
>>152051322
Accept my fate
>>152051521
Below SCNK, SCNS, BLOODY STREAM and Stand Proud but above the other DiU openings.
>>152051521
>units ver
above all else
>normal ver
worse than the rest, but still better than chase
>>152051521
In the middle. It's better than Stand Proud, CNBT, and Chase, but not as good as SCNS, Bloody Stream, and End of the World.
>>152051521
Number 3-4 for the first version but listening to it and the BTD version back to back is number 1. Probably go for CNBT, then Bloody Stream. Everything else is on about the same level below.
>>152050550
This is awful on so many levels.
>>152051529
>>152051389
I remember during a Christmas comic I read, Dio's present from Diego was a Kindle so he would stop reading naked in the Library, but it turned ugly when they learned now he just does it anywhere he wants to now
>>152050047
That would imply that the average Jap gives a shit about Pucci's ethnicity. They're woefully under-educated about these matters and don't care to the autistic degree that Americans do.
I love how While My Guitar Gently Weeps is followed immediately by Happiness Is A Warm Gun on the White Album. That was pretty clever of Araki.
>>152051529
>tfw Giorno doesn't even come back during the holidays anymore, he just hangs around with the god damn Joestars
>>152050550
Erase it all latino Okuyasu. Erase it all.
>>152050047
Oh my god Anon you can't just ask someone if they're black
>>152051658
I know theres a big age gap but I love the stuff where Giorno and Jolyne are great friends as kids despite their dads hating each other. Thinking on it the only Jojo that was a decent parent was Johnny.
>>152051389
Would his 'food containers' be dead bodies?
Him walking around naked probably isn't a problem though, he incites lust in all but Hol Horse and we're kidding ourselves if we claim to be as heterosexual as him.
>>152051735
w-wait you cant?
>>152051735
You can in a prison
>>152051103
He hits me with his balls and I die. Nyo-ho!
>>152051741
With what little time he got, Johnathan was about as good a parent as he could have been. Joseph was also a decent parent to Holly. Not so much Josuke, but he didn't exactly know Josuke existed for the majority of his life.
>>152051826
>With what little time he got, Johnathan was about as good a parent as he could have been.
He died before George was born though, probably didn't even know Erina was pregnant.
>>152050860yummy in doppios tummy
>>152042661
Very great
What would happen if they were the main characters?
What would happen if they were the main characters?
>>152051322
>mfw
>>152052082
I always thought it'd be cool if we went back in time to see the earlier Joestars on some adventure. Maybe something to do with the creation of the arrows. I guess it's too late for that now though.
>>152048356
I really like Diavolo's design, but he looks off in ASB
>>152048935
>>152051200
It's called foreshortening, you twat.
>>152052286
Wait a second.... Isnt that the creator of fallout?
more best boy please. I need to calm down (;
Why didn't Kira just activate Biteszadasto when he screamed out his name in front of josuke?
He apparently could activate it manually when he was about to get ambulanced
>>152052431
He can only activate it when he has a non-stand user to implant it in.
>>152052543
It was still inside of Hayato at that time
>>152052543
So how did he activate it when he got the ability?
Hayato was dead af then
Corpsebomb?
>>152052640
It activated instantly under the pressure of anxiety. He can only implant it and use BTD under severe stress. He says that during the ambulance indicent.
When he got stabbed by the arrow, time was rewound an hour and BTD was placed in Hayato.
>>152051103
Honestly I afraid to find out if I'd be zipped into pieces or if he'd lick more than my face. I just want a hug, that's all.
Pucci is pure
>>152052375
Ok but you people still haven't given me advice on how to ask Narancia out.
>>152052786
.. shit
>>152052800
solve his math homework.
>>152051138
>>152051194
>>152051283
J O T A R O B O Y S
>>152052800
Invite him to a Snopp Dog concert
>>152052762
Buccellati's intense but not cruel or unreasonable, I don't think he'd kill or permanently harm you.
He might temporarily take your hands off you until you learned to keep them to yourself, though.
Best dad
>>152052910
Best target practice
>>152052910
No he is pretty much the worst dad in the series just behind Dio and Johnny's dad
>>152052892
Tbh I'd probably get THAT confused look followed by a dirty comment
>>152049595
>trying to pull a JOJO when her dad's JOTARO takes serious STANDO POWAH
FTFY
>>152052910
Quite literally the worst
>>152052959
>chose his daughter over the universe
>worst
>>152052976
Buccellati himself probably wouldn't do anything but you'd get your shit kicked in by his groupies
>>152052998
He redeems himself in the end but he was a bad dad for most of Jolyne's life.
Best mudad
>>152053013
>abbacchio
kek, best boy
>>152053013
>The enemy?
>The enemy?!
>THE ENEMY?!?!
>>152053024
He left because he was afraid of bringing harm to his family via "Stand Users attract Stand Users" law
>>152053032
Mudad is fuckingmudead
You're welcome
>>152053095
People talk about his hat fusing with his hair but I see no one talking about how his eyebrows fuse with his hair
>>152052336
Nah man, I'm at least a foot taller
>>152052876
I don't have money.
>>152052835
He doesn't have any.
>>152053066
That's fanon, a lot of it seems to be genuine ignorance of how his daughter would need a father-figure in her life.
And the fact that he kept so much from her and her mother after he'd made the choice to nut is pretty shitty too.
>tfw best girl gets fucking wrekt and is never seen again.
>>152051869
George was only born because his father was a hero who rescued Erina and Joseph was only born because Johnathan also rescued Lisa Lisa
Giving up his life in the process is irrelevant
Arguably George wasn't a very good father since despite sucking at the ripple he decided to pick a fight with a zombie anyway, which I guess is where Joseph gets his recklessness from
>>152053296
Well she wouldn't look as pretty as she used to after that
>>152053296
Good, she was bland
>>152053296
She wasn't even the best girl in part 3
>>152053342
She had the best legs though
>>152053342
Runaway girl is best girl in part 3
>>152051529
Whose picture is that in the back with the black ribbon on it?
>>152053314
I'm not saying Jonathan was a bad person, I'm saying he can't be judged as a father given that he literally was denied the chance to be one. Pretty rough.
And don't blame George either, he didn't 'pick a fight' but only saw something he shouldn't have and got eaten for it.
>>152051578
Your taste is below all else
>>152053366
Banira
>>152053341
But her plot was so good
>>152053360
>>152053362
t. orangutan
>>152053139
>Jotaro has black hair in Part 4 anime
This is not okay
>>152053374
>this guy might be a zombie
>let's follow him around and not tell everyone else about it
George made poor choices as a person and as a parent
>>152053414
N-N-NANI?!
>>152053296
Midler was more attractive and therefore better
>>152053424
why would hir hair color change
>>152053536
We didn't even see Midler's face.
>>152053536
Dan of Steel is hotter
>>152053296
I'm surprised Dio didn't knock her up considering how he want to put babies in naughty girls.
>>152044181
>he says Wham, Cars and ACDC instead of Whammu, Esidisi and Kaarz
holy shit I never knew thats what they were named after I thought they were just random names Araki came up with.
>>152053536
>face doesn't show in the manga
>broken teeth
no thanks
>>152053513
>only 80 years old
>canonically a millionaire
>also uses hamon which makes you age slower even if he didn't keep up with its usage
>has extremely shit-tier health
Joseph shouldn't have done so much cocaine with Fred Trump back in the 1980s
>>152053536
She has one of the ugliest stands ever.
>>152044132
Definitely. Seduce the judge like he seduced everyone elseKakyoinand his win is guaranteed.
>>152053613
>no thanks
Anon look what you're passing up you fool
>>152053551
Evidently I am delusional and it was black in the manga too. Maybe it was darker in the anime than the manga, or maybe I'm just getting confused by it being purple in part 6
>>152053570
>>152053613
She appears in a game or something and she was hotter
>>152053594
DIO only banged chicks he could immediately abandon
Mariah (and Midler) were right there in his army and knocking them up would cause problems
>>152053656
Mariah is better.
>>152053625
Don't be talking shit about foxy grandpa
>>152053651
>>152044233
>>152044156
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>>152044132
I'm a law student and I don't know how I should feel about this.
>>152053684
>foxy grandpa
>seems like he could die any minute in part 4
He's a millionaire who knows magic which can stall or even reverse aging and on top of that was in great muscular shape 10 years earlier, he literally has no excuse to be in such poor health
>>152053625
His adopted brother was black, his grandson is half-Jap and he got humped by an Egyptian Muslim, he'd have been eating out Clinton's pussy
>>152053672
Dio would have probably let her ride his disco stick as a reward if she took out Avdol and Joseph. After all, she was obviously infatuated with him.
>>152053718
Die monster, you don't belong in this world
>>152053718
You realize the "lawyers are the most evil profession in the world" jokes tend to be frequent across all media and society right?
>>152053718
Dio wouldve gotten BTFO if he every graduated law school. Woudlnt even make it past the bar exam.
>>152053747
He probably got back into shape after part 4 since it says he got out of his funk when he went home. At least I hope he did.
>>152053787
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>>152052959
>>152052997
At least we got EoH.
>>152053751
Wasn't his company in the New York real estate business though? That makes him and Fred Trump direct competitors/contemporaries.
>>152053828
Thats cool and all but why does JOnathan have a bunch of cheeto dust on his face?
>>152053794
>gets roided out again
>but dies because Jotaro and Jolyne fucked up and let the universe be destroyed
>>152053877
Such is life in Jojo
>>152053870
Jonathan discovered video games
>>152053877
>I don't understand Made In Heaven at all
Who needs King Crimson when you have speedreaders
>>152053877
Give them a break,they did their best
They were the only jojos (up to part 6) that stood a chance againt pucci
>waking up in the morning with this hot bae looking right into your eyes
>>152053940
Giorno would've destroyed Pucci tho
>>152053778
Yeah I do.We too joke about it as students.
But lawyers are no Patrick Mememan neither, so it's alright.
>>152053940
They should have just phoned home to Giorno AKA literally God.
>Yo Giorno, a gay priest who your dad fucked is trying to obliterate the universe. Could you come over and lock him in a death loop?
>>152053940
Hello friend, I heard you have a problem with a priest, don't worry I got this.
Giorno would have decimated Pucci because GER is bullshit. Jotaro had a good shot with the world. Jolyne wouldn't have stood a chance unless i'm forgetting anything
>>152054012
>dio's bastard child
>a jojo
>>152053660
Color manga isn't really a good source of info desu
>>152053940
And Jolyne successfully sacrificed herself to beat him, too, it's a lot more noble and satisfying than the fanfictions where Giorno rides in on a white horse and saves the day because GER is a win condition.
>>152054052
>Implying Jolyne couldn't have set up a 50 meter radius string splash
>>152053747
>he literally has no excuse to be in such poor health
yeah cuz fuck living with his wife and growing older together
>>152054055
>Jonathon's bastard child
> a brando
>>152054018
>obliterate the universe
Not how MIH works, read the manga.
We're explicitly shown the animals and people caught up in it aren't harmed at all, and that the Earth and surroundings are simply reset and not destroyed. The only people MIH killed are Annasui, Hermes, Jotaro and Jolyne.
>>152054052
Jolyne could have tied him up so he couldn't go fast.
>>152054065
A noble sacrifice that didn't mean anything since the universe got fucked up anyways.
>>152053579
>that fic where jotaro makes him his "wife"
>>152053940
>Jotaro decided to be a good father at the last second
>>152054109
I was exaggerating for comedic effect. I know MiH just sped up time until the universe reset and everyone knew their fate.
>>152054110
Read the manga. The universe went back to exactly what it was other than replacing Jotaro, Jolyne, Annasui and Hermes.
This is about as informed and as graceful as saying part 4's ending was meaningless because Josuke went back in time and died.
>>152053993
No wonder Dio didn't impregnate her with an ahegao looking like that.
>>152054117
>that fic where DIO over Heaven shrinks and vores the reader
>>152054190
I thought things got messed up because Pucci got killed before he could reset the universe a second time or something.
>>152054221
I hate the internet
>>152054221
>that fic where Dio fucks the readers eyehole
>>152054242
Things got messed up for Pucci in that it meant everything he'd ever worked for was meaningless, as the world went back to the way it was.
And without him in it, things were a lot more stable for the Joestars in general, with Jotaro no longer having to worry about the 'friend' DIO had written about in his journal, Irene never being framed and sent to prison, etc.
>>152054294
>That fic where Jotaro tries to potty train the reader by using a bound Dio's mouth and ears
>>152051529
>all those severed hands just lying on the floor next to the garbage
>>152054314
Ah okay. The ending to part 6 was just so sudden it left me pretty confused.
Do we ever see his hair down?
Also, why is he solewd?
>>152054332
what the fuck
I don't remember this one
>>152052640
Arrow gave him a freebie. When he gets pierced by the arrow and pulled into KQ's eye is when it first activates
>that fic where dio has a son who is also a jojo and he is the strongest character in the universe and he is a mafia boss
Oh wait that sadly not fanfiction
>>152054428
>>152052998
>choose daughter over universe
>daughter dies and universe is reset
What did he mean by this?
>>152054406
You don't remember the one where the reader shitting in Dio's mouth gets Jotaro all horny and he convinces the reader to jack him off while they shit? Casual
>>152054314
>And without him in it, things were a lot more stable for the Joestars in general, with Jotaro no longer having to worry about the 'friend' DIO had written about in his journal, Irene never being framed and sent to prison, etc.
And FF will never get its intellect back. Welp, there's always the plankton life
>>152054428
fuck off dio
>>152054370
>wearing the josefumi shirt
His nips must be cold.
>>152054428
But he isnt the strongest in the universe.
>>152049447
Funny thing is all you have to do is trap pucci in a room like emporio does and most aoe stands could kill it (White album, green day, magicians red, purple haze) also Notorious B.I.G could easily kill it since Pucci will always be the fastest thing in the room
>>152054428
Dio took Jonathan's body, and hence his blood. Given it's a bloodline Giorno being a JoJo makes perfect sense. Mafia boss is a non issue. GER is bullshit I'll give you that, but it's only used as a win button in that one fight so it's not too much of an issue.
>>152054460
I think I blocked it out next to the one where Fat Valentine pisses in the readers mouth
Jojo is one of dullest franchises in the history of anime franchises. Seriously each episode following a Jojo and his pals with Stands as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gay imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of animation, all to make stands unoutstanding, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Araki vetoed the idea of Trigger directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his manga. The Jojo series might be anti-Japan (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Ghibli series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the manga was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the manga is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character rescued himself from impossible circumstances, the character says instead that the character "did it beforehand."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Araki's mind is so governed by cliches and ex machinas that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure by the same Kentaro Miura. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Jojo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Berserk." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" you are, in fact, trained to read Miura.
>>152054493
>pucci frantically running around the world from Notorious A.N.G.E.L.
>to normies and everyone else its looks like a purple and green streak of light is orbiting the planet
>>152054521
gb2/tv/
>>152053170
Narancia might look like that if part 5 is animated by fucking KyoAnus
just look at this ugly piece of shit
>>152053296
She had flesh buds in her pubes anyway
>>152053594
DIO might be evil but even he wouldn't knock up a woman who smokes
>>152053613
>passing up the best gumjob of your life
>>152054461
While that's sad as fuck, it's sort of fitting and what she wanted in a way. Her last words to Jolyne before going to heaven were asking her not to try and take the Foo Fighters stand disc back from Pucci as it'd only create a wholly new F.F with none of her memories, and she didn't want that.
Someone in last thread mentioned a good Reimi & Rohan doujin.
Can anyone give me a source? Name?
Thanks
>>152053831
>Fred Trump was a stand user
>so is Donald
>>152053594
>You will never have kinky sex with Mariah
why even live
part 5 more like fart 5.
>>152054095
You mean the wife he cheated on with a slutty Japanese college student, probably while he was visiting Holly?
>>152054521
Wasnt the original version of this about jojo training you to watch evangelion?
>>152054566
He is cute ok.
Stop trying to piss me off.
>>152054605
Considering most of Dio's kids were deformed freaks, I imagine he'd want the mother to smoke while pregnant.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5050642?view_adult=true
>>152054705
>Wasnt the original version of this about jojo training you to watch evangelion?
nigger what
>>152053296
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>>152053342
are you guys blind?
>>152054721
He's ugly and Araki has always drawn him as ugly
And you can't prove otherwise. You won't even post canon images of your "wife" because even you know he's an ugly little mongrel
narancia more like poop LOL
>>152054705
This is a /tv/ copypasta about Harry Potter.
What are you talking about ?
>>152054748
Iirc that pasta was supposed to be a quote from Hideaki Anno saying pretty much the same things but using Evangelion instead of Berserk