HOW DO WE STOP THESE MANIACS?

>>152022746
You know those table saws with the sensor on them where if your finger is about to touch the spinning blade it slams to a stop, ruining the saw but saving your finger?
Put that tech on the front of trucks.

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>>152022746
The only thing that can stand up to a Japanese truck is, of course, another Japanese truck.

>>152022746
What are anime writers going to do when self driving cars will auto break?

>>152022818
Velocity, mate.
Saws are one thing, but the forward motion of a vehicle can't be stopped so quickly that a sensor could be of any help.

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>>152022746
Leave it to the machines. Trucks don't stand a chance against them.

>>152023090
You don't need to go that far into the sci-fi Google dystopia rabbit hole; most new cars already brake automatically when they sense you're gonna hit shit.

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>>152022746
Greetings. I come from a dark and distant future

Armor lock

>>152023674
What?

>>152022818
Those saws still cut the finger though it's just not as bad as it could be. I think they actually work through electricity, if a finger(or something else) touches the blade and completes the circuit it causes the saw to rapidly self-destruct in a relatively controlled manner.

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Tell them that revenge won't bring her back

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>>152023088
HONK HONK

>>152023942
truck-chan?

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>>152023732
Fuck armor lock.

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What if peace could be made between man and truck?

Truck driver here, how about dumbfuck teenagers not randomly run out to the middle of the street?

It's gotten so bad that these madmen have transcended 2d.

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>>152025210
>blaming the victim

You'll get what's coming to you.

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Japanese truck is the deadliest natural enemy of Japanese loli.

Anime Trucks kill people in real life too

I'll stop it. I'll slow it down, it should give you time to escape Anon.

Get going. Now Anon-san!
Take care of waifu-chan for me.

Huh... So this is the manufacturing power of Isuzu.
Not bad...

>stopping my recruitment offices from doing their job
Fuck you, I need to keep these drafts coming because all the other methods of isekai in this place have been confiscated.

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>>152022746
adopt a psyker daughteru

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Watch out for trucks. Especially super cool ones.

Hayate almost got hit by one and she was in a wheelchair.

>>152027767
I don't get it, she wasn't badly injured but for some reason completely disappeared from the manga after this. Why the fuck?

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>>152028575
Never fails to do the trick.

>>152022746
I'm offended, ban assault trucks.

>>152028218
the truck effect was delayed. eventually she gradually left that existence to be reborn in another world.

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>>152022746
By not standing in the middle of the street obviously

>>152022746
Stuff like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-giC24SxwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

>>152028575
Please tell me there's more of this

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>>152029433
Happy ending

Are truck deaths common in japan?

>>152029877
That rarely happens japan.

>>152029968
So why are they common as weapons of death in anime? Do the Japanese dream of dying by getting hit by a truck or something?

>>152029877
>>152030130
Do people commonly run into their fated one while running to school with toast in their mouth in Japan?
Same thing

>>152030130
They just dream of dying in general.

>>152029877
More like china, something about drivers would rather kill a person than pay out the disability handouts because it's 10x cheaper or something.

So if you get clipped by truck kun, the truck gets a thirst for blood and seeks you out.

>>152022746
I'd watch an anime about Islamic Trucks and Jap Trucks competing over how many people they can run over.

>>152029877
No that's just another commonly used trope like sakura trees and japanese flu. In fact, it's so fucking common that writers only use it for comedic purposes. It became some kind a parody though.

>>152030230
You mean they don't? I'm a little sad now.

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>>152022746
That joke got old really fast.

>>152030325

>I'd watch an anime about Islamic(European) Trucks and Jap Trucks competing over how many people they can run over.

Is the Japanese flu or the truck deadlier?

>>152029877
Its more common in France and Germany.

I still demand an isekai with truck-kun as the harem lead protagonist.

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>>152032410

>>152030130
because unlike in the US, you are more likely to be hit by a truck than shot or knifed to death.

>>152030372
>japanese flu

I swear this has killed dozens of well known nips in the past few years alone

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Do you feel it /a/?

The lure of the truck. The irresistible siren echoing through your very soul. You know what you must do, it matters not what the consequences are.

No longer shall the truck be an object of scorn, for you shall take up the sword and purge the world of all things unclean - base lust, vile sloth and insatiable gluttony.

Will you answer the call?

>>152030130
How many kinds of accident you can name that's easier to occur than a traffic one?

>>152033013
Your conception

>>152033039
That only ever occurred once, thanks.

>>152025431
Where the fuck does the rest of his body go?

>>152025431
Is that fucking Stan Lee

>>152034262
Stan Lee loves children and would never do this.

>>152023902
Carpenter here, you're sort of close. What actually happens is the saw simply stops holding the blade assembly in place, causing it to drop downwards. Newer saws actually have laser pointers that can stop on a dime, though.

>>152023129

Nah man, just put sawblades on roads

>>152032563
Junji Ito can make a horror manga out of trucks

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>>152028575
>the subs vibrate

>>152030372
Japanese flu is actually dangerous though. Friend who's living in Japan couldn't do anything during her first cold. One of her friends had to go to the hospital at some point.

You can even see it in statistics, where Japan lacks behind literally all of the first world by quite a bit
http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/influenza-pneumonia/by-country/

>>152022746
By not letting the arabs or pakis Drive it

>>152034525
I knew anime was real!

>>152032436
>>152032410
Sause?

>>152034262
I can't believe the bastard has stooped so low as sucking the life force of kids.

>>152033013
>earthquake
>volcanoes
>tsunami
>crushed by a shelf/falling steel beam during earthquake.

>>152023088
the good old STFU truck

>>152036052
those first 3 would end up causing a lot of other major deaths. not to mention that they are much more rare circumstances and not common.

I do think I read a manga once who had a character die to being flattened by a shelf.

>>152036052
>MISUNDERSTAND ensues, girl running away from MC
>suddenly a fucking volcano

>>152023129
>cant stop it

add rockets below it and make it fly over

>>152032271

>tfw Merkel made Anime real in a bad way

>>152024388

they already did that in Nice and Berlin

>>152037532
This would be amazing.

>>152022746
Is this the Fuuka thread?

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>>152028575
>Watch it!
That fucking killed me