Imagine being so hot you actually deserve your harem.

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>>151973580
Yeah, I wish I looked like Aki too.

he took the iron pill

>>151973580
this makes sense

>>151973580
But that already happened in Jojo. Decades ago.

>>151973850
That's cool, good thing OP didn't say this was unique.

>>151973580
But why does he not fuck the trap?

>>151974341
One doesn't simply fuck traps.
You have to romance them in secret.

>>151973772
i would fuck you 24/7

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>>151974462
But that would be gay!

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>>151974578
it can't be helped. If you look so cute

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>>151974578

This show looks fun.

>>151974341
because hes not a fcking faggot is probably the reason.

>>151973580
>deserve your own harem
>be above it and have ulterior motives, like getting revenge on your childhood crush
mc is based

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Neko is a miracle !

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>>151975332

He's no Kanie but will do nicely.

>>151973580
Why is his mom a loli?

>>151976211
>He doesn't know

>>151976545

It would be extremely adorable.

>>151976248
I'm still so fucking mad. Fuck this Elliot Rodgers MC

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>dedicate yourself to working out so you're not fat
>become an ottermode faggot instead of an alpha bear mode motherfucker
>lifting for girls

He'll never make it.

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>>151973580
>Imagine

Shit doesn't change anything if you're dead inside and bitter as fuck anon.

>>151977211
4U

>>151973580
That is what the average /a/non look like actually.

>>151978544
2D?

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>>151978544
Can confirm. We had an /a/ meetup the other week and all of us were buffed, ripped and handsome men or lolis.

>>151978033
If you are dead in the inside, how are you alive in the outside?

>>151973772
If I looked like Aki, I would still be here. But my life would be a lot happier and easier, that's for certain.

>>151979967
kek, that guy on the left has a facial expression as if he's thinking, "Wow, I'm the ugliest one here by far."

At least his loli seems to love him.

>>151977907

Go to bed Scooby, it's dark out.

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>>151973580
>try to get /fit/
>end up tiny fuccboi ottermode
>obviously fell for the abs don't require training episode

Gotta eat big to get big senpai

>>151980526
Being buffed is a meme, girls like athletic, gentle looking guys.

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>>151980664
>lifting for 3D grills

You aren't even a man until you hit 1/2/3/4

>>151980664
girls like rich guys

>>151980664
3dpd doesn't matter.

>>151980664
>>151980704

If you have a giant cock none of this shit matters.

>>151980280
>At least his loli seems to love him.
That's all that really matters in the end.

>>151980526
Ottermode is far more attractive than being a beefy bulge cake.

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>>151979995
It just works.

>>151980824
How are you supposed to show her your cock before getting laid?

>>151980873
I thought she was grabbing his cock

>>151980885
Get caught changing your panties when she falls through your door and lands on the floor, followed by you screaming kyaaaa~ and slapping her in the face.

>>151980857
>beefy bulge cake.
is also actually more attractive to homosexuals these days

>>151980891
Of course, he was a supreme gentleman after all.

Why is main girl a bitch?

>>151981032
Nice girls finish last.

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Main girl already win

>>151973580
That's supposed to be hot?

>>151973580
I just can't bring myself to think about this. Unless they'll be NTR-ed

What's the point of having a harem if his smug imouto isn't in the harem?

How can you call him hot when he doesn't even have nipples?

>>151973580
>manlets
>hot
Pick one.

>>151980013
she's ugly

>>151973580
>generic harem protagonist
>draw lines on his chest
yep. that's hot.

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>>151980891
if only the world let him have his harem, 7 lives might have been saved

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>>151981969
fuck wrong pic

>>151982007
wait how do we know that elliot doesn't have a harem in another world at this point

>>151981544
I hope it goes that way but since its a romcom i doubt it

>>151982062
Did you ever see the little fruitcake's video?
I'm pretty sure that he could have been taken to the SAO universe, saved a random girl's life, and still wouldn't have been able to score.

Wish I had saved any of those copy pastes that /pol/ wrote about him. Eliot's adventures as a Moroccan harem boy made for compelling material.

>>151979967
pics or didnt happen

>>151982173
But he's the supreme gentleman, the true alpha male.

>>151980891
>tfw 22 years a few days ago
>Never heard about this guy before because I don't care about news
>Watch his last video
>Talks about he being a virgin who never kissed a girl
>Makes me think about me
Not having kissed a girl might be frustrating, but do most normies really ave sex before 22? Maybe it's because I am not American and most of my classmates are indeed not virgin, but still.

>>151981713
She's his true woman, obviously. They're so comfy being naked around eachother, isn't it obvious?
His harem is just his play things. His sister is where he comes for a night of passion.

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>>151980664
But what do 2d girls like?

>>151982604
in official works, being the MC
In doujins, being fat old and bald.

>>151982604
Kind guys who are nice and good, anime taught me.

>>151982604
Other 2d girls and/or their onii-chan

>>151982604
3D guys

>>151982604
kind MCs.

>>151982604
If we /a/nons were in that kind of anime we could steal all his harem and even more.

So we're supposed to believe that these Jap teenagers, the embodiment of the word timid, especially some nerds, are ballsy enough to try and confess to a pretty cunt who is known for exposing everyone who tries...?

Yea no this is retarded. Dropped immediately, inherently flawed.

>>151982815
Yes because most kids are obsessed with girls and girlfriends and they all think "I'm different and she sees that, surely she'll choose me."
This is a regular teen thing to do.

>>151982815
When's my yankee MC haremshit manga?

>>151981756
Its whats on the outside that counts anon. WHo cares how ugly she is on the inside

>>151982915
Yamada-kun and the 70 sluts and fuckboys

>>151982815
its a reverse trope that is known to shoujoshit and jap romcom. Look at Hana Yori Dango for referrences

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>>151976248

best girl

>>151982574
Absolutely, most girls are not virgin by the first year of college.
Here in latin america most girls aren't virgin by 14, not even joking.

>tfw it could've been a tale about revenge being sweet but the entire season is going to be him sucking up to her as their relationship grows and some more big events then they fall in love they end.

predictable. when are we gonna get another Yahari

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>>151982574
>pre-marital sex

no wonder you people are currently experiencing cultural deterioration you fucking degenerates

>>151983355
Yeah sharia law runs deep where I live, even if you're not a virgin you still sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone about it.

>>151983353
>when are we gonna get another Yahari
Hopefully never because that series is hot fucking trash.

Does /a/ have a discord where we an share our pics of our handsome selves who are too good looking for 3DPD girls? n-nohomo

>>151983401
IS this ironic? Or some new type of meme?

If not please kill yourself immediately

>>151983401
Fuck off with that shit. If you really want to know what the average /a/non looks like then think Brad Pitt in his prime.

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>>151983387
>Sharia law

goddamn that's worse

>>151983401
>>>/hm/

>>151980664
This. If you've got a swimmer's or runner's body, soft, long hair, and an innocent looking face then girls will be all over you.

Bonus points for being tall.

>Among the aberrations in behavior were the following: expulsion of young before weaning was complete, wounding of young, increase in homosexual behavior, inability of dominant males to maintain the defense of their territory and females, aggressive behavior of females, passivity of non-dominant males with increased attacks on each other which were not defended against.[2] After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed “the beautiful ones.”

Literally /a/

>>151982604
MCs that say bless you when you sneeze

>>151978033
like looking in a mirror

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>>151983559
:)

>>151983579
>women are literally holding men back

>>151973580

Damn, I used to look like that then I forgot to work out and forgot to eat so I wasted away into a skellington again.

>>151983718
O T T E R M O D E

Fucking vampire powers. Ararararagi's got it made.

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>>151983756
>tfw willingly falling for the ottermode meme because of him

fucking vampiric charms and shit

Nip women prefer refreshing pretty boy ottermode fucbois. MC has the right idea.

Anything beyond and they'll think you're a bara fag.

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>>151983828
I dunno, man. It seems to me that ottermode isn't a meme in 2D. Hell, not even in 3DPD.

But I wouldn't want to be in Ararararagi's position. I'm happy being overweight at 5' 10" than an otter at 5' 5".

>>151983937
Being like 5'6", I may as well go for it.

>>151983579
What is this from...? The Qu'ran or soemthing

>>151984302
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments

>>151982604
You.

>>151982604
Guys who are scared of boobs

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>>151984812

>>151984917
Boobs are evil. Evil girls have big tits, the heroine is flat, did you think it was a coincidence?

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>tfw 25 and still virgin

should i try to get /fit/?

>>151985046
drink bleach and kys

>>151985046
No, watch more harem anime to drown your sorrows.

t. virginity pro

>>151985046
Yeah dude, lifting's fun.

it does the exact opposite of cure your autism.

>>151985046
>should i try to get /fit/?
Don't bother unless you're unshort+ and have a nice face.

t. 25yo /fit/ virgin

>>151985046
You'll be just like MC: fit outside, but inside you're still that little fag

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>>151985046
No

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This thread just made me realise how handsome /a/nons are.

>>151986310
You mean "not very"?

>>151986340
/a/nons are hot, this is now a fact.

>>151986428
Then why are they all virgins

>>151986501
Because 3DPD

>>151986548
If you were attracitive you wouldn't have needed to develop that delusion to begin with.

>>151986573
It really feels good having a hot guy like yourself say this to me.

>>151974099
You're not fooling anyone op. You were implying it was unique.

>>151986588
I'm glad you enjoyed it homo. Bet you'd want to get fucked in the ass too.

>>151986609
What was that? I couldn't hear you with your cock in my mouth.

>>151976253
Simultaneously both best girl and boy.

>>151986628
I'll show you who's the boss of this thread.

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>>151986652

>>151977907
This.

Why are the Japanese so scared of making sick gains? It's like they think anything above ottermode is breaking the natty limit. The kinds of bodies that you'd see at your local 24 Fitness are the kinds of bodies that are only reserved for homosexual bara doujins like JoJo and One Punch Man.

>>151985046
Should it matter if you're a virgin?

>>151984098
good luck on your manlet quest little /a/non

i hope you become as aesthetic as your tiny idol

I lift weights a lot
Doesn't fix your face

>>151986736
>Jojo
>bara
these men are too hot to be bara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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Sex is one thing but what I find myself craving are the pure affectionate parts of love.

Like it feels to walk with a girl and have her clinging to your arm.

>>151986856
If you want to interact with people, you are still holding on to the weaker aspects of your humanity

>>151973580
I assume it's not a show about bully getting btfo, but MC falling in love with bully (if he didn't stop in the first place)?

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>>151985046
27 year old virgin here
Don't waste your time

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>Wanting to get revenge on a cutie like this because muh childhood heartbreak.
Faggot.

>>151985046
Prostitutes.

>>151983387
I'm so sorry for you anon. I hope you can leave London soon and move to a better part of the world

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>tfw you missed out on the japanese high school life
>tfw you will never get to fuck girls in seifuku

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>>151986914
But girls are so small and cute. The way they know they're weak so they hold on to your big strong arm so tightly because it makes them feel safe and secure, pressing it up against the chest and letting you feel the warm softness of their bosom and beating of their heart, and also as a way to claim you and show off you're taken to other women.

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>>151987098
There's plenty of them available for Enko anon.

>/a/
>handsome anons
>not little girls
Disgusting.

>>151985046
If even you yourself admit that you're unattractive, wanting someone to be with you is simply selfish.

>>151987148
you post on an anonymous imageboard, stop feeling this way

>>151987242
Even an equally unattractive person?

>>151987359
Then it's ok, but I doubt you'd want that. I know I wouldn't.

>>151987415
Jokes on you I'm good looking I'm just a turbo autist.

>>>/soc/

>>151979967
Loli convention?

>>151980968
Or you know leaving the Bathroom door open.

I actually liked the idea of a robot getting /fit/ and acquiring his own harem but because he is such a turbo autist he keeps failing flags. Then I realised that's basically Hanagai and it was terrible.

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>>151988313
>Then I realised that's basically Hanagai and it was terrible
Well at least we got a YozoraxSena end.

>>151988392
This was acceptable.

>>151988392
head
canon

>>151988498
>>151988500
I refuse to believe that any of the girls in there would actually end up marrying that faggot. His muh friends, ruin everything.

>>151988570
Sena goes after him into college
The YozoraxSena end is one of the biggest headcanon meme on this board

>>151988597
Well, at least I'll have Yozora to myself then.

>>151988633
She isn't real nigger

>>151988644
Says you.

>>151985046
get a motorcycle. It will change nothing at all

>>151985046
Instead of one, use both. It really help a lot.

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>>151988633
Reminder.

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>>151988958
Keks.

>>151983559
>swimmer's body
Yeah, if you want to spend all the effort of diet and exercise to look as ugly as possible. Your muscle balance is so fucking ugly if you don't do general weight training as well.

>>151983559
Losing weight is pretty difficult though. I've lost a bit under 10 kg over the past year and I'm about 5-10kg away from my target weight and I'm hitting a wall.

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>another normalshit blog thread

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>>151982658
>muh escapism

>>151989309
>I've lost a bit under 10 kg over the past year and I'm about 5-10kg away from my target weight and I'm hitting a wall.
that just means you're replacing fat with muscle, keep going don't stop.
Unless you want to look supermodel tier skinny, in which case you need to cut calories again.

>>151989423
>"this thread" not covering the spider's thread instead of the actual spider

baka