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This is the most retarded thing I've ever read
Why do these faggots keep eating Tanuki and why is Benten getting along with it

This series is messed up
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>getting
going
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>>151953507
>not wanting to eat cute shota tanukis
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>>151953507
He changes his mind later on when he recognize Mom tanuki and isn't willing to eat her.
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>>151953665
But why would you eat them in the first place? When you eat them they're gone
Just eat beef sukiyaki
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>>151953507
clearly you haven't read about the guy that thinks you have to eat the poop of a girl to love her.
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>>151953739
shut up before i eat you too
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>>151953798
That's less fucked up than having to eat said girl
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>>151953865
it might be less fucked up but it doesn't make it less retarded
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>>151953739
they will eventually be gone anyway, so why not preserve them in your memory and body?
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I pity the fools who aren't able to appreciate Uchoten and stay stuck at the "why are human eating tanuki?" level of reflexion.
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>>151954126
I like it but it doesn't make any sense. I would like it better if they had a real reason to eat them.
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>>151954251
I really don't understand why you require a reason, is eating tanuki that strange to you?
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>>151954340
Considering they're pretty much humans who happen to be able to transform, yeah it feels pretty off.
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>>151954426
>Considering they're pretty much humans who happen to be able to transform
No they're tanuki who are able to transform, also most friday fellows don't know about the transforming part. Probably only benten and the oldest dude.

That's why the villains of the show aren't the humans eating the tanuki hotpot but rather the tanuki uncle who doesn't hesitate to sell his own kind to be eaten by humans.
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I would eat this Tanuki.
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I just don't know why the tanuki didn't kill them. It's justifiable self-defense.
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>>151954787
I would eat both and benten on top
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Benten a shit
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>>151954723
>also most friday fellows don't know about the transforming part
Wrong. Yasaburou shows it off when he attends the reunion.

>>151954929
That too, they obviously have the resources to.
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>>151954929
Yeah, small furry animals who lose all their powers when afraid, startled or put in a cage should go to war with humans.
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>>151953507
Liking cows and eating cows are not contradictory.
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>>151955150
>Yasaburou shows it off when he attends the reunion.
That part? They thought it was just a parlor trick.
That's why Benten had a screen in front of him.
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>>151953507
Liking women and eating women are not contradictory.
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>>151954723
>That's why the villains of the show aren't the humans eating the tanuki hotpot but rather the tanuki uncle who doesn't hesitate to sell his own kind to be eaten by humans.
So much this.
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>>151955243
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>>151955162
Not all humans. They only need to take out the Friday Fellows. One tanuki could light the building on fire after chaining up the doors and their problem would disappear. They wouldn't even need to deliberate. Any of them could have decided to do it on his own.
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>>151955150
>falling for some tanuki playing at being human.
pathetic. in the end they're still just animals.
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>>151955322
>protagonist tells truth but everyone thinks he's joking trope
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>>151955322
Not the guy you're responding to but I don't think you get the "eccentric" part of the title. I bet you read Kafka's Metamorphosis and dropped it because nobody ever wondered why he turned into a bug.
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MC looked too much like he had a stupid moustache so I had to drop this show.
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>>151955336
>the solution to every problem is murder
Kinda ironic from someone so opposed to eating other sentient beings.
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>>151955545
Eye for an eye is the basis of human morals, anon. It may be worth pointing out that human moral does not apply to tanuki, though. Which is why the evilness of the villains does not match the overall lighthearted tone of the series.
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>>151955410
Eccentricity doesn't entail logical fallacy.
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>>151955884
As I've said before, the most evil one is the uncle tanuki not the humans.

Even good guys did fucked up shit like Akadama sensei straight up abducting young benten, and that's pretty much glossed over.
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>>151956099
Yes, any reasonable human would've murdered the uncle and his sons sooner than later. Apparently tanuki take death easier than humans and don't get too bothered too much about someone trying to kill them.
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>>151956321
I don't know you but I'm glad Uchoten is a lighthearted show about tanuki family bonds instead of an edgy revenge story full of murder.
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>>151954251
>I would like it better if they had a real reason to eat them.
Because its Tradition(TM).
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>>151954929
They are Prey animals. Humans are basically monsters to them. They don't have the psyche to fight.
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>>151955896
No but surrealism does. Sometimes you have to let go of logic to enjoy a kind of story that wouldn't be able to take place if it followed our world's rules.
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>>151955896
If a skilled magician told you he has magic because he's a devil you're not really going to think maybe he is a devil.
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>>151953972
>it might be less fucked up but it doesn't make it less retarded
- 4chan
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>Benten knows about tanuki power
>She seen his father in tanuki form
Benten litteraly killed his father. What the fuck? I can't take it so lightly. They're sapient creatures and can life and die like human. There is no difference between tanuki in human form and human. She's psycho. Using this logic, why not kill her? She's tengu and tengu "are not humans". You can't be punished by law!
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>>151957736
>She's tengu
She's a human with tengu powers.
Also she feels bad about killing the dad.
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>>151957736
Shut up and don't you dare hurt my benten
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>>151957736
She feels bad about it but keeps doing it anyway because she is SHIT
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>>151957736
EAT THOSE WHO INSULT BENTEN !
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How it's weird? I like bunnies but I have no problem eathing them.
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>>151957923
Why did she even do it
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>>151957923
>>151958093
>>151958173
She will suffer in S2 as I know from book spoilers.
JUSTICE
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>>151956321
they accepted their fate and place in the hierachy. at least that's where they're at now mentally.
you don't know if they've tried to revolt in the past and got shut down.
also as others mentioned, they don't have the temprament for fighting in the first place. at best there is one odd guy who tries to revolt, gets shut down quickly and that'll only serve as a reminder for the rest to know their place.

at best they can assasinate one or two humans. but you don't know what consequences that might have.
you only need to take a look at benten to know that normally they wouldn't have a chance against her powers, and you don't know if there are others like her.
they are only sacrificing one person every now and then, that's why they are bearing with it.

also fighting wise: yeah they have some real strengths, but look at their weaknesses. it's pathetic. it wouldn't take much to capture the whole lot of them.
you only need to scare them and they lose literally all their powers. that sound like a threatening force to you? nope.

and lastly, put yourself in the tanuki's shoes: if you were a midget who could pretend to be a giant, would you still be intimidated by actual giants?
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>>151958218
To be part of the friday fellows I guess.
Seems like she enjoys having a high social status.
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>>151958218
Because she wanted to get in. And if she wants in she has to eat tanuki with them.
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>>151958241
>at best they can assassinate one or two humans
But one tanuki can kill all of them.
>steal gun from police officer
>bam bam
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>>151958226
>S2
You're funny
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>>151958226
Good

I bet the anime will try to make me feel bad but I will know she deserves it
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>>151958502
It's gonna be a thing as early as April anon
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>>151958502
What's funny about it?
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>>151958502
crossboarder-kun, come on
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>>151958562
>>151958581
>>151958585
O fuck.
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>>151958538
She didn't ask to be kidnapped.
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>>151958502

>he doesn't know
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>>151958538
I sympathized her before "that" episode. Like maybe she did't know about tanukis or something.
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>>151958361
MC going "eccentric" and killing people to save his family, only to get exiled by the tanuki community, would've made a great premise. He'd be forced to understand who are humans, who are tanuki and why he's unlike all of them, much like Benten is stuck not belonging anywhere. It'd almost certainly turn into edgy garbage if not done right, however
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>>151958872
Ew. You just turned UK into generic edgy shounenshit.
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>>151958361
>one "hero" kills a few humans
>benten/other gods go ham on his ass, if not their collective asses for it
wow
"bam bam"
such plan
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>>151958927
Don't be narrow minded, aniki.
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>>151953507
Not really. We eat dog where I live and it tastes great, but I still love my pooch.
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>>151959011
Call police in human form
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>>151959168
Fucking gooks I swear to god
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>>151959011
Tanuki can change their shape. Unlimited possibility.
>turns into Benten
>shot Friday Fellows in public place
>call the cops
This is real edge
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>>151959568
>real edge
Turn hands into blades, like T1000. And kill them.
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Season 2 hype!
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>>151959568
>benten doesn't have underlings
>benten wouldn't get back at them
again, consequences. you'll just become her enemy.

they turn into furballs if you intimidate them enough.
you don't seem to understand. they're not human, they're tanuki. if it comes down to it, it's much easier for others to hunt them than for them to hunt others.

they're like that one member in your rpg party that looks useful, but in truth has a huge weakness.
they are not warrior-tanuki, and save for a few special ones, most of them aren't that resourceful either.
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>>151959130
So you advocate for a violent solution and then post the pic of a show that went out of its way to change the source material to say that revenge is wrong?
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>>151960261
>shot Friday Fellows in public place
>in Japan
>public place
Or you can just shot Benten and others as wanted criminal from poster. No one will know truth. Benten is just rich bitch. Dead rich bitch means nothing. Entry plot about Benten killing their father ruined show.
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>>151958502
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-17/the-eccentric-family-tv-anime-gets-2nd-season/.106576
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ITT: anons not getting the point of Uchouten Kazoku
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Which one would you eat?
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>>151953695
that just makes it worse, like the author had this idea that he thought was really smart and just immediately just shoves it under the bus when he realizes it makes no sense
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>>151965674
>like the author had this idea that he thought was really smart and just immediately just shoves it under the bus when he realizes it makes no sense

Sounds like you had an idea about what you think the author thought and you think it sounds smart. Guess what? Might be time to shove it under the bus.
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You are (almost) all retarded.
1)Humans (most of them) are cool. They dindu nuffin, they don't know tanuki are sentient.
2)Tanuki have the minds of prey animals not predators (more about fleeing than fighting) / don't want to to kill humans / etc (not specified exactly, but isn't exactly unthinkable that there is a logical explanation).
3)Benten (and one other dude iirc) is a mentally fucked-up (not completely because she still feels some remorse). In fact it's pretty rare to have characters who do things unacceptable to us that aren't grotesquely evil so maybe it bewilders Burgers.
4)It's at least partly surrealistic (I think), so "plotholes" or "retarded actions", etc. are intentiona. I don't really like this type of stories either, but I got used to it after reading a few books which are like that.
5)It's anime and everybody knows that Elevens are retarded (笑).
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>>151965325
Holy shit, Yajirou with a vest.
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Benten pleases old tengu for status hohohoho
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>>151967306
Considering that she murders for status, it sounds fairly possible.
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>>151954099
>preserve them in your memory and body?
https://youtu.be/Ed_mV7xpfa4?t=1m51s
More like you'll turn your most beloved thing into a disgusting, smelly, brown, pile of shit.
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>>151967306
DESU, I would also please an old man occasionally if I could have kick-ass tengu powers
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