The preview is up.
And as promised, have some early illustrations from the next volume.
First spread.
Second spread.
Lewd.
Third spread.
Character profiles.
Chapter 1 title page.
Chapter 1 illustration.
That's all.
>>151945372
>GS has actually a second helmet
THE MADMAN!
>>151945490
>elf thighs
Yes.
>>151945798
>guild guirl tummy
Yes
>>151945490
>>151945490
God.
>>151945680
Priest trought:
>this faggots dressed like SAO are gonna get raped so fast holy shit
>>151945490
So it become haremshit?
Dropped.
>>151945951
>implying
Goblin Slayer is a PURE
>>151945680
Isn't that essentially what GS looks like without his helmet.
>>151945951
You'll be missed. Bye.
>>151946020
Not really.
>>151946020
This >>151945372 pic clearly shows how GS looks like without his helmet.
>>151945616
>cow girl
Never gets old.
>>151945372
Oh shit he bought the swastika knife?
>>151946148
Thou hast brought forth a hearty chortle from my lungs.
>>151945490
Guild Girl is a cake isn't she?
>>151945490
Priestess is FLAT.
>>151945372
I hope he has a donkey to carry all this shit.
>>151945372
>Underneath his helmet is another helmet.
>>151946349
Nigger. Goblin Slayer is his own beast of burden.
>>151946134
Yeah it does. GS is a bishounen basically. His hair might be slightly longer.
Is Priestess the only unvirgin female in the main cast?
>>151945680
What does leather armor offer for proctection?
>>151946020
No, he's prettier and his hair is longer.
>>151946415
Can't say I wasn't disappointed with that, but at the same time, I expected it a bit, that's just what male heroes have to look like now.
>>151945556
this looks like a party of tough motherfuckers
>>151946497
Yeah. We really can't tell because we haven't seen his eyes, but the lower face is the same. All the male humans look the same except for lancer.
>>151946514
We only see the helmet so it isn't that bad. Just think of him as a slightly more autistic Shirou.
>>151946310
What did you expect
>>151946622
what are they up against?
>>151946514
He's not bishounen. He looks like Rance.
He's Rance with goblins instead of sex.
>>151946634
That she'd be a bit more normal or better looking I guess.
Cow girl has enough titty to share with high elf archer and priestess and still have a decent rack.
>>151945372
Memes aside, is that swastika knife really useful? I don't think you can swing or stab effectively because is too round and big (those side edges don't make sense for me). Maybe a throwing weapon?
>>151946860
Swastika knife is to kill merchant goblins
>>151946934
Bravo, anon.
>>151946402
>equip short sword, small shield and light armor to improve mobility in cramped spaces like caves, dungeons or forests where gobs live
>ruin everything by adding 300 kg of bows, arrows, naziblades, daggers, more daggers, throwing daggers, spare throwing daggers, kukris, axes, spare helmet, spare sword ropes, grapples, bottles, lanterns, gourds, cooking pots, wetstone, buckets, hammers, books and ink, tents and backpacks
he's probably not as competent as he appears to be
>>151946860
Looks like a stylized version of one of those african thowing blades. Best not to think too hard about it, you will probably never see it again.
When is YP volume 2 supposed to come out? Are they scheduled to ever catch up, or just perpetually trail the Japanese releases by about 3 volumes?
>>151946934
>>151946961
Do you expect to carry all that with him into the fray? Seems the only incompetent one here is your brain
>>151945556
Can GS just drop Dorf and knife ears for these two? That would make his party 10x better.
>>151945372
Backpack...
Bedroll...
Grappling hook...
50' of rope...
Flask of oil...
Lantern...
Torches...
Hammer...
Wait, where's the 10' pole and the iron spikes? What a scrub.
>>151945556
>Not wearing a helmet
For what purpose?
>>151945372
The only thing that make this guy GOAT is if he had ahalberd.
>>151947126
Obviously >>151946961 expects Batman carrying the Baticave everywhere he goes.
>>151946934
>>151947111
April.
>>151947107
This is already the second time we've seen it.
>>151947315
I want /k/ to leave.
>>151945556
>not-guts
>>151947315
>muh halberds
Halberds are ARMY vs ARMY weapons
"Realism" fags are the fucking worst
>>151947315
No. The only thing that would make him better is if he used a scythe.
>>151945372
Autism
>>151947794
Actually is a form of neuroticism, similar to workaholics
>>151946285
Literally Chihiro.
>>151946444
It's cheap and at least stopping the poison arrow
>>151945556
>not-girugamesh
>>151947988
>leather
>stopping piercing
>>151946934
>>151945490
THOSE FUCKING HIPS
>>151945556
Guts and ginger Lancer?
>>151948055
You have no idea how tough leather and gambeson can be.
Goblins are not using reflex bows or Yumis.
Just for completion's sake since I forgot about it.
>>151948412
GG a best
>>151945372
Didnt they say he wore leather armor? That looks like metal to me, unless leather can be grey or he died it.
>>151949262
He's wearing a mix of leather, mail, and plate it seems, with leather and mail on the joints.
>>151945680
Who are those? are the guys from chapter 5 who tried to ask Priestess out of being with GS?
>>151949262
The novel says that his chest plate is leather, but all the illustrations have it as metal.
>>151945680
>Anon thought that guy was GS and for that reason it spoiled the pic.
>>151945951
Not in the usual way, he is too insane and because that his "harem" is too focused in healing his mind instead of fighting over his dick.
>>151948653
She saw his face. Right?
>>151948653
What is the Priestess thinking about here?
>>151946444
WHEN?
>>151950236
>Please pay attention to me instead of that slut.>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151946934
Well,shit
>>151950045
Not until the party after the the battle at the farm, she fall in love with him for his actions.
>>151946934
Never gets old
>there was a betting pool on what was under GS helmet
>some people thought it was a woman
>>151950045
Yes, the moment he registered as an adventurer.
>>151947258
Basically what yo average operator carries when operating. What do you expect
>>151945372
>doesn't go for better helmet
>goes for another of that helmet
>yfw Manling Slayer is inferior to Dawi Slayer
As expected
>>151950696
>all that stuff is what an average soldier carries
And anons were bitching about GS supposedly carrying all this stuff >>151945372 on daily basis even thought that is not the case?
>>151945490
YES
Newfriend here
Is this manga actually good or is it just beastial rape fetishist fap material?
>>151951043
Rape is only use to show that gobs are scum that must be purged, is dropped after making its point clear.
>>151950834
Shitposting is a thing.
>>151951260
More like nobody here is in the military
>>151951407
Okay. Good. I don't feel safe knowing there are people in the military right now that browse 4chan.
>>151951407
>Muh military
Even going on a camping trip will require you to carry even more.
>>151951513
can somebody please link me the vol 1 of the LN i could only find it in japanese and cant read it
im desperate
>>151948653
i want to PLOW!!!!!! Guild girl
>>151945372
>A SECOND FUCKING HELMET WITH THE SAME BROKEN HORNS
Glorious.
>>151951994
That was for >>151951607
>>151951513
People tend to carry alot of useless thing they have no use for during a camping trip. I saw people brought 10 extra shirt, several pair of shoes, bath set complete with hair conditioner and body lotion and God knows what else in what basically a 3 day campus camp out
>>151951513
Do you carry around a block of iron too? he's obviously at home making preparations.
>>151951493
>being this new
>>151952194
Out of curiosity, how you use that block and water to sharp stuff?
>>151945490
I can't tell if Cow Girl is into it or not.
>>151952194
>Block of iron
Anon, I know it's hard, but use your brain a little.
>>151945372
Is that the weapon from Krull?
Those goblins are screwed.
>>151945556
Seeing GS being all buddy buddy with theses two makes me happy
>>151952194
>>151945490
>Marry Elf
>Fuck Guild girl
>Rape Priestess
>Kill Cowgirl
>>151953203
>Kill cowgirl
*Knock knock knock*
>>151952532Hawk the Slayer was rubbish!
>>151953326
Somebody link the LN please
i cant buy it
>>151951607
The goddess has the epub
>>151945490
Ignore all of them
Kill Goblins
>>151950504
Explain further
>>151953551
fuck i finally found it im so happy
>>151953408
>tumblr
>>151953838
What do you want me to explain?
>>151953719
>goblins slayer in nutshell
>>151945490
Wonderful.
>>151945616
So who the hell is no-Guts?
>>151945372
This fucking guy deep into his insanity and all >>151945490 these girls desperate to save him.
>>151945556
Oh boy i wounder what will happen nextIf Not!Lancer offs himself and Not!Guts goes nuclear my sides will be isekai'd
>>151955628
Not!lancer's jobber traits went to his abilities to get GG to like him, he is a competent fighter.
When does MC get laid.
>>151955714
His sister was raped to death in front of him, it makes sense sex would give him PTSD, pic related was a healing ritual and he was unconscious all the time.
>>151946934
This fucking guy
>>151955714
He gets raped in vol 1 which will be in like 1-3 manga chapters from now
>>151946860
From what I can tell it's mostly stylistic, you're more likely to hurt yourself with something like that.
>>151956304
>raped
Don't spread bullshit, it was naked cuddling done to save his life because magical healing.
>>151956406
Is an African shuriken.
>>151956471
Priestess get out no one is going to believe you
>>151956523
>Priestess "suddenly" surges with courage and asks GS to take off his helmet
>It was actually Fantasy trying to steer the game into ERPing
>>151956606
She was drunk.
>>151956647
I know, but what if it was? All the gods admittedly like him. I take joy in imagining the gods' conversations.
>>151956728
I am sure that by the time the farm battle happened, Madoka already left Prietness and focused to play with haruhi.
>>151950362
DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>151956777
No, the Goddess finished her campaign with Haruhi a few days before his month-long ban (recuperation) from the guild ended. She should have been free enough to play Priestess for a bit. Shit, even while playing as Haruhi, she still gave new miracles to Priestess.
People were celebrating, and the next morning, he found footprints by the farm.
>>151956931
>GS is so insane to kill gobs that GG has to ban him to forced him to rest
>>151945616
>sword maiden
why did her title change?
>>151955841
there is something wrong about her right leg
>>151957397
You are not the first one noticing.
>>151957397
>>151957487
it's just the optical illusion created by the sheet draping over her thigh
>>151957572
It's not an illusion, her hips are really fucked up in this pic.
>hunt goblins
>this nigga only cares about pussy
>>151957767
no, it's the drap
>>151947111
April 18 for Volume 2
August 22 for Volume 3
>>151957917
You really need to check your eyes.
>>151957864
>gives straight answers to everything
This fucking nigga, also, can you translate th other pics?
>>151957864
GS confirmed to not give a shit about girls or guys for all the matter.
Where is the preview?
>>151957917
The inner thigh's position is too low. Compare the left outer thigh to the right one, and you'd notice it needs to be a little higher.
Honestly, poses like this are a pain in the ass to draw. You can tell the illustrator tried covering up their mistake with the blanket.
>>151958051
Cow Girl makes him conscious he should treat Priestess more gently, though he finds her constant chirping and having to slow down for her quite annoying.
That makes it surprising when he tried to cut her out of the team so she could rest, or when he genuinely praises her for saving the team from a party wipe.
>>151958221
>Cow Girl makes him conscious he should treat Priestess more gently, though he finds her constant chirping and having to slow down for her quite annoying.
this part was cut from the manga, i guess.
>>151958221
Wait, where this scene happens, so far the only scene where CG talks about priestess is in chapter 3 when she meet her at the guild and is surprise because she didn't know he teamed with a girl and that she is delicate and cute.
>>151956471
>cuddling
I just finished Volume 1 and I do not recall any naked cuddling.
>>151958358
LN anons said nothing about how the ritual works other than needing a virgin and being naked was mentioned, so we don't have idea what it was, just that GS doesn't give a shit.
>>151957864
>none of them wants loli pussy
Fags.
>>151958442
>none of them
Only GS answered the question.
>>151958010
>>151958537
Meh, straightforward commentary, boring.
>>151946934
>>151953719
GS pls go to bed
>>151958291
It's a passing thought here and there. At one point, he changes the subject to a "How to kill Goblins Efficiently" quiz to get her to shut up about his methods.
>>151958355
It's hinted. Or implied. She doesn't outright tell him to be nicer to Priestess though, if you're misunderstanding.
>>151958537
Thanks, anon. This page really goes well to the theme of not letting fate go to chance.
>>151958415
Alright, I bought it so I figured maybe it got edited out or something? They make vague mentions of rape but spare no fucking mention of "generous chests" and shit.
Hey guys wait like a bunch of these manga came out at the same time and I am confused. What is the name of the manga where the MC is a medieval rpg neet guy but it is suggested he can control monsters?
>>151958778
>At one point, he changes the subject to a "How to kill Goblins Efficiently" quiz to get her to shut up about his methods.
wat a fag
>>151958799
The "rape" thing was a complete lie.
>>151945490
Is it just me or is the artist can't into sex appeal what so ever.
>>151958822
Generic Isekai manga no.3242157
>>151958840
I meant the gob rape was vague mentions. Sorry I was not clear. Compared to mango, the LN glosses over gob rape.
>>151958867
Is you.
>>151958867
The artist is not very good. Not terrible, just not particularly impressive. And the colouring is 15yo deviantart-tier.
>>151958826
Take your dog memes back to whatever hole you crawled out from and stay there.
Jesus fuck, it feels like more and more underage newfags come to shit up these threads. When does winter break end?
>>151958918
This anon isn't wrong, but honestly, I don't give a fuck about the sex appeal or rape. Pictures are just a bonus.
>>151958867
The art isn't that good but it's an 8/10 in my book for drawing some delicious hips, asses and legs, even though sometimes the anatomy fails.
>>151959063
The person that draws the LN images is not the same that draws the manga?
>>151957864
So basically:
>no way fag
>>151958867
No, I get what you're saying anon. The artist doesn't have the framing and posing skills that someone with a background in hentai would have, so the sex appeal inherent in the character designs isn't displayed to its full potential.
Of course, I'm here for the goblin slaying first. Fap material is probably third or fourth on the list. Plus, honestly, we've been spoiled by all the people like Hisasi making the jump to non-doujin series. This is pretty normal for a series of this rank.
>>151959138
Acourse not. Mangaka are very different than just some artist
>>151945372
>spread that wide
WEW
E
W
>>151959138
Of course not, are you stupid?
>>151958358
Its not in volume one, its in volume 2 which isn't translated yet
>>151958867
The art doesn't have any QUALITY and actually has some details but it does have a very amateurish deviantart taste to it. Like the cow girl on the right, I dunno what it is about her face it seems off to me. Also the fucking backgrounds.
>>151953551
I don't understand this riddle.
>>151947169
they have no helmet, elf girl would wreck their shit before they know who hits them.
>>151946444
protection against kitten and rabbits.
I've always wondered how GS would go about killing every gob in goblin town? Probably blow up walls of the cave or something?
>>151960062
pretty sure he would blown up all the place.
>>151960062
Blow it up and seal all exits.
>>151960062
He would start a goblin-cleansing fire and use priest girl to trap them in it.
>>151960062
Speaking of the hobbit, would GS like the anti gob elven swords?
>>151958010
>sore wa nai
>translated into "no"
Have you daily dose and remember you will never have it in the actual story.
>>151960306
He'd probably consider them impractical and inefficient, not to mention a big glowy sword doesn't really fit his style.
He's perfectly happy using anything that works, so if he came across them and needed them, he'd use them, but he'd probably discard them without a second thought
>>151960471
I don't see anything wrong here.
>>151960306
>sword start glowing in a pitblack cavern.
>suddenly a rain of arrows fucking you up.
>>151945372
Reminds me of Fronk.
>>151957864
>>151961071
>>151961410
needs some work.
>>151961278
It's not wrong but it also didn't catch the nuance there
>>151945372
>two helmets
>looks exactly the same
I shouldn't be giggling but I am
>>151961548
very good
>>151948653
Did translation with my limited knowledge. Someone else can fix the image.
お疲れ様でした
大丈夫でしたが
ケガとかしてませんか
問題ない
Thank you for your hard work
Was everything OK?
Did you get injured or not?
No problem
>>151964386
>wife: Thank you for your hard work
>wife: Was everything OK?
>wife: Did you get injured or not?
>husband: No problem
yep. best girl
>>151964386
>or not?
There was no need for that part, the first alone would be enough for a translation.
>>151964691
I figure they both mean the same thing but you can say either or.
So where do people read this? I've been lazy recently and just been reading manga at batoto, but this was licensed, right? The translator host it at nyaa or on their website or something?
>>151965092
Nice try Yen Press.
>>151964632
When you put it like that I can't help but agree
>>151965195
I do not know what you are referring to
>>151965195
I just googled it again; the last time I tried none of the trashy readers were carrying it/had like chapters 2 and 4 and nothing else, but I found one with a couple more this time.
>>151965356
:^)
>>151960062
Dig a hole from the ocean to there and blow off all the entrances.
>>151945372
So how does he eat through the helmet?
>>151965639
There's no time to eat when there are goblins to slay
>>151957864
is that not-Guts?
>>151948653
Is that skirt made out of tissue paper?
>>151961115
>swords that detect enemies
>can withstand heavy use
>can fetch a high price if desperate for money
Far more practical than his usual
equipment.
>>151961309
>cannot hide equipment
Bag of holding.
>>151960306
If he has any sense, he'd love it. They make a great goblin detector & are of very high quality. Gandalf's sword survived a multiple day clash with a balrog.
>>151966297
>>151966223
he would probably dip the sword in some kind of oil to mask the blue glow.
>>151966502
He'd probably just stick it back in its scabbard. Don't pull the sword all the way out & only check of it's glowing. Bilbo & Frodo do that.
>>151966223
bind it so a tiny bit of blade shows out of the scabbard
see any light, get your killing face on
>>151966631
That's way too much. Just do as >>151966590 said. Unless the DM doesn't know it's physical possible to have a sword halfway drawn, it'd be easy to do & transition into fully drawn if needed.
>>151957864
What about the lewd one?
At least just tell what it says anon.
>tfw sadness from lack of rape
>tfw this is also a sensation
>>151945556
GUTS and Lancer
So who is Paladin girl based off of?
>>151967013
Can someone translate this? Seen it at least 5 times but no English version
>>151966812
The lewd one doesn't have dialogue.
>>151961115
>getting blood and guts all over you
How can you be okay with this?
>>151968125
>not loving blood and guts
>that one autist that forces a different fantasy setting into the thread for no good reason
>>151968519
What if instead of goblins, they were whales.
>>151968665
Then GS would get nuked instead for attacking Pearl Harbor.
>>151968665
White whale, holy grail!
>>151957864
sasuga, goblin slayer
>>151957864
He's simply trying to bond with GS with small talk.
Goblin bump
>>151970027
Are you retarded?
>>151968519
Listen to me you human-fucking wanker. If you continue talking shit about the superior setting then I'll shove my axe so far up your dirt-filled cunt that a second axe will pop out in a few months. I'm going to take your arrow-spiked ears & use them as ammunition on the rest of your body as target practice. I'm going to hook you by your nipples & hang you by them until your skin stretches until you actually have tits. I will bury you & piss & shit all over you until you start living off my excretion like the farm crop you are.
>>151970249
Are you?
>>151970249
Not him, but not really.
Why? you could've just sage you know.
>>151970318
>>151970321
Are you defending a bump when the thread wans't even near to be archived? Do you know how this board works?
>>151970249
No anon, don't you see? We are the goblins.
>>151970511
Posting Cute and Smug Anime Girl Pic
>>151970573
>>151970585
Yen Press, please stop.
>>151970708
I am not jew press, how dare you to say i am those dipshits?
>>151946934
Sounds pretty useful.
>>151970765
Nothing is stopping me, Yen Press-kun.
>>151945556
>knife band
Whatever are you planning to do with them Judeau?
>>151945490
Why priestess is the most lewd?
>>151971276
She shurfifed a near-rape experience.
>>151971276
She remembers her first adventure and faps nightly to the thought of being fucked by Goblins. This is why she was so quick to protect the lives of baby goblins, she wanted them to grow up to fuck her.
>>151945556
Wat is guts doing there.
Actually how strong is spear guy, could he take the ogre alone ?
>>151971881
Lancer is said to be the stronger silver rank of the guild.
>>151971881
All the character are expies of other characters, this is because the oeiginal web thing the author use to create GS used several characters from other sources as placeholders.
>>151971881
He's one of the strongest in the Guild hall GS works at, but he couldn't solo the Ogre. GS only managed to kill it because he has his stupidly rare scroll, normally you would need to bring in Gold Ranked adventurers for him, probably multiple.
>>151945680
>monk and fighter
All they need is a mage and we can have a repeat of chapter 1's rape
>>151972614
So Guild Girl really is from im@s
>>151973323
>what is the spoiler feature
>>151973648
>The scroll is a spoiler.
Literally been talked about in these threads since the first chapter came out and people were talking about what's to come based on the light novels.
>>151973788
considering the LN is so hard to find for free and that chapter 9 hasnt even been released in the manga
yes i would put that in the spoiler category
>>151973903
Fuck off with your reddit mentality.
why doesn't he try talking to the goblins?
>>151974350
You don't think he has in the past? Clearly it didn't worked. GS has tried everything already.
>>151974219
Beautiful
>>151974148
>this guy called out on me being stupid
>i know i say that he goes to reddit that way im gonna hurt his feelings
wew lad
>>151974350
Gobs in this setting can't speak human language.
>>151974516
some can, the shamans and hob i guess
GS said that some of them can read even
>>151974444
well at least you admit you're stupidnice quads
>>151974883
>>151974219
Amazing
So what's the synopsis of this volume? Whatever happened to the bad dark elf wizard attacking the festival?did my man lizardman fucked him up?
>>151952353
>>151952353
same way you sharpen your kitchen knife, ding dong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXRkMZfIXk
>>151974219
And fresh from the oven.
>Doomguy
>Goblin Slayer
Man, who else can I fit on this list? Because I'm getting my fill of damaged protagonists who sacrifice sanity and well-being to fill their unquenchable hate-boner to whatever was dumb enough to fuck with them.
These dudes would've been morally ambiguous as fuck if the things they were killing weren't Goblins/Demons respectively.
>>151977022
whom ever is in either red team or blue team
because they fuckin hate each other
>>151976840
Not bad, but i wish the girls would look like the actual characters.
>>151977290
Noice
>>151945372
>All those practical, mostly function over form weapons.
>Suddenly tri-bladed (Throwing?) dagger thing.
>>151978683
he likes to experiment and also that triangle thing is an actual weapon, is an african shuriken designed to deeply perforate the body.
>>151978683
He likes to experiment when he kills the gobs.
>>151972614
So Lancer is really Lancer?? I thought it was just a lad without creativity.
>>151978683
Funniest part of it was how that dagger was at the shop and the most outlier item but it seems Goblin Slayer's eye caught it as well. Hope we get to see it in action.
>>151978683
It's a real throwing knife that's actually scary good against shields.
Serious question, is this worth owning an actual physical copy of? Is the printing quality any good?
>>151945293
will this hot blonde get GOBLIN'd?
>>151960062
Seal all the exits besides one, then divert the river inside and flood
>>151973646
and the raped to death sister was chihiro, now can you understand GS's madness?
Is there any way for gobs to build a real civilization not centered on plunder and raiding?
>>151979640
Who knows?Who cares.
>>151961548
Fucking mint
>>151977022
Black Swordsman Guts used to fit the bill wonderfully.
I really want a Goblin Slayer nendo and ALTER figure.
>>151981202
Whu
chapter 9 when?
>>151983696
It's a fucking monthly manga. You get one chapter every month, just fucking wait.
>>151984224
Whi isnt this bi weekly
>>151984770
>>151946934
>>151950696
>Yuri, yuo are of both grenadier and RPG today comrade.
>mfw
>>151945372
>goblin slayer is literally almost /tg/ murderhobo tier in preparedness
>comes with a fully batshit weapon and everything
fucking nice.
Does gs rape gob children as revenge?
>>151945293
Why is pristess so shit? It literally kills the whole series for me.
>>151948361
>Yumis
Why are you mentioning this, is it because they have over 1000 layer too?
>>151985375
No, but he clearly isn't against taking them clubbing despite them being underage.
>>151985501
She's a 15-year-old girl, and a level 1 adventurer that's forced to party with a weirdo that stinks of mud and horse shit so goblins can't smell him coming. Give her a break.
>>151945490
Lost.
>see goblin slayer on /a/ a lot
>learn two things from those threads
>goblins aren't taken seriously even though they REALLY should be
>mc is known for being super prepared and practical
>finally decide to start reading
>pic related
Oh boy, these will surely be long-lasting and meaningful characters. They surely aren't going to be slaughtered and raped only for the priestess to be saved by the main character.
>>151985546
> She's a 15-year-old girl, and a level 1 adventurer
> GS has to endure this annoyance
>>151985586
You just described almost every chapter.
Every chapter is like that.
>>151985586
Don't get obsessed about the rape, because after a while, it stops appearing. That's the part where the worldbuilding ends and plot begins.
The story is also adapted from a light novel that didn't focus on rape at all. You should treat it like you're reading somebody's game of D&D.
>>151985586
>>151985705
So reddit, ot hurts.
>>151986057
Have you read the light novel?
This manga will become shit in no time.
You can't just make an story about a guy doing the exactly same shit over and over without getting boring af.
>>151986182
This post will become shit in no time.
You can't just make a post about the same sentence in every thread over and over without getting boring af.
>hear about goblin slayer for months
>it's being touted as a new great manga
>8 chapters as of less than three weeks ago
There's barely anything. So far it seems great, but there's barely anything here.
>>151986932
Read the Light Novel
>>151945372
>Two helmets with the horns broken
I guess he brokes them on purpose so they are not in the way, but wouldn't be easier to buy a helmet without horns in first place?
>>151946201
>>151946860
That is a throwing weapon
>>151945490
JESUS, vagina bones and midriff
>>151987281
I'm gonna guess he either judged them the best he could get minus the horns, or the broken horns actually serve some sort of purpose. Maybe a way to hit something with his head.
Why didn't you save her?
>>151987174
Every translation I can find only goes up to the middle of chapter 2.
>>151987370
Because she brought upon herself. If only she wasn't in love with her female leader
>goblin slayer
>>151988049
What did he mean by this.
>>151945293
How much goblin slaying is in this? And are there kickass chicks in it?
>>151988334
Almost all of it is goblin slaying, at least in the manga so far.
Yes.
>>151988426
Like Garami levels of kickass chicks?
>>151987365
I think it's some sort of amplifiers, they amplify external sound so he could hearword "goblins"better in helmet.
POST GOBLIN SLAYING
>>151953258
He looks like Guts here
>>151987826
Because, oddly enough, Yen Press is actually faster than most fan translators (besides weirdos like js06) who don't have a ten volume head start.
>>151989062
Doesn't js06 exclusively translate Kawakami works? He cant be fucking human if he translate other works as well.
>>151989348
I haven't been paying attention lately, but he used to translate a lot of manga also.
>>151945616
Who's the blind priestess?
>>151989529
Priestess from the future.
>>151989529
You mean Sword Maiden?
>>151946349
>>151978683
What I was thinking. Does he have a secret base to store his stuff?
>>151950696
>>151950834
>what is density
GS carries a shitload of metal with him. Grunts do not.
Metal shield
Axe
Hammer the size of a sledgehammer with a short handle
Two swords
Four heavier knives
Six throwing knives, two odd ones
One utility knife
One sleek knife
One machete
A large throwing knife
A large bag for drinking, full of liquid
A fucking CAST IRON CAULDRON WITH A LID
A grappling hook
Three Bottles, maybe filled with liquid as well
Forget weight, all of that wouldn't even fit in.
>>151971276
>>151971300
>>151971561
>near-rape experience.
>rapes GS in his sleep to 'heal' him
Why priests are always known to be cumdumps for dicks?
>>151945556
>>151955628
Muh sides.
>Not-Guts gets buttraped
>Not-Lancer dies a like a shitty jobber as usual.
>>151989940
You are underestimating the ability of a packrat. Plus since this is a D&D setting, I'm pretty sure that there is a bag of holding and rings of weight carrying considering the value of preparedness.
>>151950696
I've seen commandos train in singapoor, they don't carry RPGS. They do carry scuba gear though.
>>151989940
A quick estimate of the weight tells me it's not bad. Also you seem to be assumign that he's going to be carrying all of it for some reason.
>>151978683
>inb4 tri-blade dagger makes an appearance next chapter and GS brings up the fact that it has a very niche use against a really specific type of goblin but it's perfect for what he needs it for
>>151988049
not using lossless image compression
>>151989940
Anon, he is just at home checking all his stuff, he doesn't normally carry ALL that stuff with him.
>>151987365
I'd like to imagine that when picking out a helmet he picked it out based purely on the quality and recognized that the horns were ornate and hindered his mobility when moving through cave crevices so he broke them off himself
>>151991288
>Face the legendary "Human Killer" Goblin
>In the midst of a tense standoff, Goblin Slayer pulls out the tri-blade
>"Human Killer" is confused, suppresses a snigger before getting his face mauled off by the can-opener
>"The value of a weapon need not be inherent in its practicality, but sometimes by the lack of it."
I still have no clue where to find the LN translated online.
post morelewds
>>151991547
Beg until someone uploads it
>>151991621
Ok.
PLS SOMEONE UPLOAD THE TRANSLATED LN, THANKS.
>>151991608
>Shop is equiped with swast blade for merchand goblins
>>151991608
I can see tri-blade is not a unique or uncommon weapon since it is sold in weapons store.
>>151991792
It's been already uploaded since release day.
>>151992139
I have no clue where to find it, honestly. I have been looking for days.
>>151989348
He (she?) translates both Kawakami and Kamachi simultaneously, plus some 18+ novels on the side.
>>151991919
It's a throwing weapon.
>>151992171
>18+ novels
just to be clear, I mean R18 novels, not over eighteen different novels.
>>151992202
>when Ivan throw axe, he has 1/4 chance of kill
>when Ivan has three side axe, Ivan has 3/4 chance of kill
the answer is obvious which throwing item to take.
>>151991919
The artist probably just has a hard-on for it.
>>151991792
Just buy it anon it's literally eight bucks for the digital version, if you skip breakfast for a couple days you'll make up the cost.
>>151989529
A gold ranked adventurer that was raped and blinded by gobs in her earlier days, as result she has phobia to them and is angry that the normies doesn't fear the gobs, to the point she would let everyone get raped so they understand her fear.
Yeah, she is insane like GS, but her insanity is actually bad for the people.
Where can I read chapter 9? All the pages I use stop right at the scroll cast.
>>151992766
Doesn't exist yet.
>>151992766
Read the LN.
>>151992766
20 day from now.
>>151992783
>>151992850
>>151992857
I see. This leaks posted at the beginning of the thread made me think I missed 9 and 10 was something completely different. Thanks y'all.
>Death waits...for the slightest lapse in concentration!
>>151993032
>Boot Monk's resolve is tested...!
>RAPE
>>151992435
I will be disappointed if it doesn't show up in the manga at some point.
>>151985501
Why is she shit
She is usefull, fucking follows instructions and its qt
>>151993499
maybe he was talking about her appearance.
but you are right, she doesn't get in the way.
>>151985501
sh'es proven to be very usefull or even lifesaver in several occasions, though
>>151985501
Not many white mages out there, who will use protect to trap, suffocate, and burn monsters to death.
>tfw this isn't a true large goblin nest and just a demon lord subordinate and some normal gobs
I feel cheated, the fucker would get destroyed if he tried to take over a really big nest.
>>151996623
that's what i've been talking about since the start, no matter how much preparations you make, you can't match goblins alone they are too much for a single person.
The only people capable of stuff like that could be Wizards and stuff like that.
WTF guys?
i bought this shit on kobobooks and the bank blocked my card!!!!!!!!!
>>151996719
Isn't this how it is in basically every single RPG?
The party is always better than the loner. No one can every single thing otherwise they'd all roll that class.
>>151996744
You goddamn idiot, you ACTUALLY purchased Goblin Slayer stuff and now are surprised that the banking goblins are messing with you?
>>151996929
>Isn't this how it is in basically every single RPG?
>The party is always better than the loner. No one can every single thing otherwise they'd all roll that class.
now that you mention it.
LN fags, do they go for a big nest later in the story?
>>151996994
and now adobe digital editions cant zoom out in the book
i can see the pic's in it but only the top of it
fuck me in the arse
>>151997020Gob army attacks CG farm at end of Vol. 1. Over 100 of them.
>>151997020
what do you mean a big nest? they are already in one there were easily more than 70 gobs in this one
ive only read the first vol since its the only one that is translated in english yet
>>151997369test [spoiler/]
>>151996744
>>151997114
you guys dont know what kinde of hell i went throu till i find the desktop kobo readereurofag here
>>151997114
If you're going to buy the book, why didn't you get the physical copy?
>>151997649
because i live in a far far away galaxy
where they wont deliver or high delivery price
finally
>>151997114Remove the DRM.
>>151997838
Then don't complain about the zoom if you're too lazy.
>>151997770
why would you even install Kobo garbage. just strip DRM and read with Sumatra PDF.
>>151997824
>>151997923
dunno how
>>151997937google ePUBee, drag and drop .epub file from Adobe Digital Editions folder, read
>>151996719
>wizards
>cast spells and be totally defenseless
>even if they have guards the gobs are too many
No.
>>151997425
There were more gobs when they raided cow girl's place and didn't even have a big place to spawn.
>>151991608
The bikini armor in that shot is the same as cowtits is wearing here
>>151945490
>>151998497they had, when the goblin lord came back to the cave GS was already covered in blood bc he was killing the remaining gobs and gob children of the cave, he only got 1 gold bc i guess the goblin lord was the only goblin he could corroborate killing
not as big as the fortress where the ogre was tho
>>151945490
T-this elf
>>151950236
Poor girl, you can see how jealous and insecure she is when GG tries to put the moves on him.Oh well, she gets the last laugh in the end.
>>151973648
Nigga we in a new volume already. Spoiler for last volume gets thrown out the window if you enter a thread for the new one.
>>151946401
>GS is really Master Chief, not Doomguy
>>151999285
Holy shit, Master Chief was actually Captain King all along.
>>151999285
But we've seen Master Chief's face anon, partially anyhow.
>>151950696
What an average D&D character carries
>>151957864
>Helmetless
Truly these men want to be gobb'd
>>151996719
I'm pretty sure GS explains that. He says that, when a nest is too big for him alone to take out conventionally, he does shit like diverting rivers or burning them out.
>>151999741
Anything post H3 is fanic garbage.
Fall of Reach comic with him shitting on ODSTs didn't show the full face.
>>151945293
Where is the rape?
>>152000130
>>151985586
>mc is known for being super prepared and practical
>>152000446
But that is true.
>>151974945
And now Priestess will be forever wet for him and he wasn't even trying.
>>152001125
He's autistic but not practical.
>>152002286
he is practical, have you even read this manga?
>>152001333
yeah she i soaked now
elf girl is the firs tsundere i ever liked in any manga or anime, i know she has 0 chances of winning but still
cow girl and priestess are on the toping the score now
>>152003355
But none of them are trying to get his D, they are trying to heal his mind.
>>152003460
they all want his D they just dont know it yet
>>152003532
>don't know it yet
GG's fully aware and has been thirstily chasing after GS's gobboner.
>>152003640
but she has no chance to win so she is gonna end up with lancer guy and have a bunch of anoying little shits
>>151959138
>What would I want with an anvil?
You hammer it
>>151985546
>forced to party
that bitch is starving for GS dick. He was doing it ok alone
>>152003532
They want it, but he is too insane right now, they know that and focu in healing his many problems, each girl focus on something.
>Healer girl focus in fixing his social skills
>Elf wants to show him that adventures can be awesome and not just nasty gob extermination
>GG wants him to be proud of his rank and stop saying edgy nosense like "i am the gobs"
>CG wants him to enjoy a calm life at the farm and, more than anything, she wants to tell him that she is sorry for that silly kid fight they had.
>>152003747
>looks like a splitting-image of GS's sister
>implying GS will let his sister down a second time, when all of his goblin hate edge started because of his sister's rape-murder at the hands of gobbos
>>152003991
i only read the first volume so idk if she looks or not like his sister, since its the only one translated so far
>>152003899
idk if mother earth is ok with poligamy, but if he keeps them all thirsty for so long one of them is gonna snap and go yandere on his ass
>elf girl most likely
>>152003747
>>152004166
If anyone is going yandere, it'd be GG. Did you see how scary she gets when she gets mad at GS?
>>151948653
Goblin girl?
>>151992713
>raped and blinded by gobs in her earlier days
>gold ranked adventurer
How did she manage to get gold rank while being blind? What is her class?
>>152004487
Your eyes could deceive you. Magic doesn't.
>>152004433
Guild girl
So the only way to read the novel is to download it?
>>152004309
Gob: man, you got cucked.
>>152005729
to be more precise, you need to purchase it.
Apparently it's not online to freely download.
>>152005848
>Apparently it's not online to freely download.
Why? Everything else is.
>>152006041
I wish I knew, I have been looking for days now.
>>152006054
Goddess Madoka.
>>152006054
i downloade it yesterday
i would post the link here but yen press is always looking
or i would lke to share it without getting into trouble
i would really like to support the LN i have the money to buy it
but since im from latin america and have no credit card its impossible for me to get it
>>152006103
I don't understand what you mean
>>152005711
Goblins?
>>152003029
I plan to shoot myself in the balls. I do so & the enemies die from shock. Thanks to my DM's cock being in my ass, I suffer no repercussions no matter how stupid my actions are. I am practical.
>>152003029
Someone get /tg/ over here. His helmet itself blocks too much vision, looting shit weapons off goblins is rolling the die like nothing else, the goblins reproducing exclusively through other races doesn't explain their numbers, etc.
>>152007142
You wanted /tg/?
>>152007142
man he can drink through his helmet
dont over think it
>>151978683
>encounter a group of goblins with wooden shields
>ranger's arrows and daggers get blocked and stuck in the shield
>GS pulls out the tri dagger
>"do you really think you can hit them with such a heavy looking thing?"
>throws it side way like a boomerang
>slices right through the bark of wood and puny goblin arm
>all the goblins either run or ditch the shields
>GS has to explain that he only needed one to break them and break their formation
>>151946934
>>152007142
>is about the helmet
not this shit again.
>>152007142
>Muh /tg/
>>152007142
>His helmet itself blocks too much vision
Nope this helmet block only tiny piece of vision on sides, my friend had similar training helmet precisely because it doesn't block much vision.
>>152007142
The helmet is his icon, what defines his character in the media, fuck logic with it, do you want doomguy to drop the super shotgun because that weapon doesn't make sense in a futurist scenario?
>>152007071
That was completely unrelated to this.
>>152007071
Actually, the DM god in GS cannot roll the dice for him because how insanely prepared he is, he is sorta annoyed by this.
>>152003878
underrated
>>151945490
>thicc elven hips
oh god
oh dear god this is too much
>>151946934
I dun get it?
>>152008021
>>152008178
Get yourself a half-helm or something with a nose guard. You're exploring when enemies can show up in any moment? Peripheral vision will save your life. Helmets altogether like that usually block too much for someone who ain't with an entire army & charging on horseback.
>>152008195
>you want a practical character to have an impractical symbol as his icon
He might as well be using pic related.
>>152008081
Yes?
>>152008430
/tg/ here. If I scavenge weapons from enemies as often as he does, said weapons of shoddy quality as shown, my DM will will see that as a chance to buttfuck me. He'd be dickish enough to make me roll for the weapon not falling apart at the most crucial moment. If I played like GS does, my DM would probably find ways to fuck be besides spawning an ogre.
>>152008195
Icons don't mean nothing. My DM would see that icon as an opportunity to fuck with the group by either getting it lost, broken, etc. I'm under the impression everyone else has it too soft.
>>152010604
How do bullets from the magazine get loaded into the cylinder?
>>151987340
Even the goblin imagines Priestess having bigger tits than she actually has.
>>152010604
jesus i'm clueless about guns and this is hurting me physically
/k/ must be rolling in its grave
>>152010604
what the fuck is that, its F4 weapon creation system all over again
>>151957864
GS is best boy and pure
>>152010783
Thta means GS's DM doesn't have imagination...which makes sense as he is the god of realism.
>>151961410
>>152011304
This shit is why I'm against a "practical" character having an impractical icon, it'd be if a stealthy character's main tactic was to jump through a window screaming & spraying loud automatic firearms everywhere without some magical silence spell. All the sudden it's not a stealthy guy anymore, it's everyone being blind & deaf.
>>152010783
Didn't the weapon have some durability?
I get that it could broke at the most crucial moment, but that only if he keeps if for a long time.
He sees the weapon, if it looks like it could broke at any moment then he didn't take it. If it looks like it still can take some few hits, he take it then discard after use.
I mean I don't know about dnd but the player can at least knows if the weapon looks like a broken glass right?
Besides if the weapons broke before during the first time use, aren't the player allowed to use the shield that they have?
Aren't the player allowed to use the damage reduction from the armor they're using?
Aren't the player allowed to use the character ability to dodge?
And for the helmet part, is there really doesn't exist an ability where the character can see with closed vision and maxed that out because he used that helmet from day one?
Aren't the point of dnd is actually outwits the DM?
>>151985705
Don't get obsessed about the rape, because after a while, it stops appearing.
I wish there was doujin artist with a similar style. His titties are top tier and I will miss them
>>152011617
Realism? You call a setting where wearing a full helmet like that without any vision issues like >>152010551 said & all of the things >>152007142 said realistic? Crap weapons wearing out when they're most needed isn't realistic? Maybe by DM's too brutal with his shit but I'd say it's somewhat realistic.
>>152012185
Fuck meant to quote
>>152012197
maybe its not a problem in anime since they have bigger eyes idk
im more worried to know whats the logic behind having cheap armor
i can understand the sword thing since he likes to change tactics and use the weapons the enemies drop
but why would he use cheap armor when he clearly can afford more
also i dont think his helmet covers too much the vision at least not in the front but rather on the sides
yeah it may not be the most practical but its a pointless conversation to be had
>>152012078
Given how poorly maintained it is, I wouldn't trust it anywhere. My DM'd fuck me with it breaking maybe even on the first hit if I did.
That's the problem, "it looks like it works" is the kind of shit my DM'd pull. The kind of thing with flaws that show up the most when put to use.
Not everything immediately looks like it's broken. Somethings break when used despite looking healthy. My DM uses that trick sometimes. A bit of an asshole I say.
Roll for successful dodge assuming the weapons actually do some damage. If weapons don't do shit, just skip & hope the DM doesn't pull a "one of the attacks hit an armor strap" or "it scraped an unarmored area" or some shit.
Of course, lots of skills exist & there's plenty of imbalanced bullshit. Sometimes it depends on whatever setting the GM decides to use & if he decides to be a dick or not.
Yes & no. The DM can still be an railroading asswipe & be almost like the DM from DM of the Rings. It's fun to outwit & hilarious if you're not fond of the DM's actions. /tg/ pulled off sht like the Elfslayer chronicles & Old Man Henderson before so it is indeed possible in any system. Just don't piss off the DM too much if he's the type to pull some bullshit deus ex machina party wipe.
>>152010551
>Peripheral vision will save your life
Not in dark cave, you won't see your enemy even if he's in front of you.
>Helmets altogether like that usually block too much for someone who ain't with an entire army & charging on horseback.
It block less than 10% of vision, this isn't 1 piece helmet but 3-4 piece helmet, if you add neck and cheek protection to your pic, it's literally the same helmet but with 2 stabby holes pointed at your eyes instead of protection mask.
>>152012570
You're projecting your experience onto someone else's story. You should stop.
>all this drama over his helmet
I wish the dogfags or rapeman return.
How good is the manga compared to the LN? Is it worth somehow getting hold of the translated LN, or is it just better to wait for the manga chapters?
>>152012981
So far, the manga hasn't adapted the side chapters for some reason.
That is the only difference.
>>152012777
>dark cave
Torches & nightvision. It's not perfect but even GS relies on it.
>It block less than 10% of vision, this isn't 1 piece helmet but 3-4 piece helmet
Judging by how the size of the slits change depending on panel & that I doubt that 10% figure, I'd go with the halfhelmet. It'd like ear protection but I'd also want to ensure I can hear everything too.
Just go for something with either a visor you can easily adjust for vision if you want a fully face covering thing but why something that covers everything anyway? Sure it'd be nice if rocks or projectiles are coming after you from all directions but why not something that doesn't make you more likely to stumble into a trap altogether?
So this nigga is basically a psycho witcher, but with no meme magic?
>>152012981
manga is only up to chapter 8, might as well go light novel
>>152012981
they are both really solid, you wouldnt miss out on anything really, other than the mentions of the "gods" of the game
there are a few phrases that change places and some things are better flesh out
nothing big just small talk between the characters and impressions and thoughts of the characters that arent really showed in the manga other than the expression
for example GG hates having to smile all the time and its not something you are gonna realized reading the manga, or the impression that lizardman gives to others since he is kinda monster like
its a nice addition in orther to liking the characters more but not necesary
if you patience and dont want to spend money just stick with the manga
if not get the LN i finished in one sitting its about 223 pages long and it drags you along really well
>>152013279
>GG hates to smile all the time
Chapter 3 made it obvious.
>>152012898
I'm projecting a typical (in my experience) D&D session to what this is. This is very alike a D&D session & clearly the writer is an experienced player, just not portraying a good session. It's the DM's girlfriend coming along & getting showered with attention. It's one PC getting special treatment no one else does & getting away with everything. It's also the DM not masturbating prior to the session & trying to get pussy.
Sadly, it's also the DM being incapable of writing a setting that makes sense & enemies that are feasible. I agree with the others that the goblins exclusively rape for reproduction is a horrible way because it not only how outsourced their breeding stock is but also the insane number of offspring they gotta get to be any threat. Looking at their treatment, I'm assuming that the women/elves give birth once a day or a week considering the numbers some have coupled with poor treatment of breeding stock. Times like this I'd just have them rape for fun, if at all, & reproduce through other means. I'd rather have a villain threatening for reasons besides "the DM says so" or "there's as many Dark Elves as the writers say".
>>152013147
this, the helmet changes too much since it kinda "shows" the expression of GS in a very subtile way
but considering this image i said that his periferal vision is fine
and everytime they show his eyes through the helmet is clear that he can see fine in front of him between the lines of the helmet
>>152013387
maybe you are right, but i took it that it was only with goblin request or something when itsa recurrent thing in the LN, aslo she is alot more bitchy with lancer guy than in the manga
>>152013147
GS keeps his eyes in the dark so they get used to darkness.
>>152013501
The problem is, I can't accept any IT JUST WORKS FOR HIM answer. For all we know, he could be blindfolded & that be said. He seems to be able to see in front somehow decently but I'd like to see left, right, up & down. He's not jousting so front isn't the only way to look. I'm saying that helmet makes nice protection but I doubt it's practical for adventuring.
>>152013714
Nightvision he uses but nightvision doesn't see through steel.
>>151997937
Go to Google, you need Calibre and you need Obok.
Or you could use >>151998283 but Obok is less complex/
>>152013864
i get it
but we also need more answers tho
there is a reason why he wears that particulary armor set
he didnt change it in 5 years and always make it repear it when he can clearly buy better armor and make it dirty
in the manga they showed him with another older armor buy in the LN CG said that he didnt changed his armor since he came to register as an adventurer
>>152007071
Their rolls have neither good or bad influence on him and they can't directly interfere on anything, lurk more.
>>152007142
GS can fight in total darkness, takes super preparation so his stuff doesn't fall apart, the weapons he picks up are expendable weapons which thrown out after a swing or 2, the goblin race itself is made from a god so issues.
>>152013943
>>151997937
Actually, come to think of it, the deDRM plugin for Calibre which includes Obok can also strip Digital Editions DRM.
So yeah w/e
>>151945293
REMOVE GOBBO remove gobbo
you are worst goblin. you are the goblin idiot you are the goblin smell. return to angmar. to those angmar cretins you may come our contry. you may live in gundabad….ahahahaha ,mordor we will never forgeve you. dunedain rascal FUck but fuck asshole goblin stink mordor sqhipere shqipare..goblin genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead goblin..ahahahahahANGMAR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget battle of greenfields .isengard we kill the dark lord , return to your precious barad dur….hahahahaha idiot goblin and orc smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GOBBO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. erebor+gondor+lothlorien+rohan=kill mordor…you will war of the ring/ gandalf alive in the shire, gandalf making firework of shire . fast bang gandalf shire. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of gandalf… you are ppoor stink goblin… you live in a swamp hahahaha, you live in a pit
gandalf alive numbr one #1 in the shire ….fuck the angmar ,..FUCKk ashol goblin no good i spit in the eye of ur flag and contry. gandalf aliv and real strong wizard kill all the goblin cave dweller with firework magic now we the shire rule .scum of gundabad dark lord morgoth fukc the dark lord sauron and lay egg this egg hatch and mordor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. shire greattst countrey
>>152014031
/tg/ here, picking up a random & badly maintained weapon is asking for trouble from my DM. Throwing out from a swing or two? Lucky son of a bitch manages to make two swings without it falling apart during it. No spear-tips breaking or anything. Those guys you're replying to have it right.
>>152014031
>GS can fight in total darkness
Let me blindfold you, that skill would be lovely.
>takes super preparation so his stuff doesn't fall apart
Did he teach his enemies to do the same?
>weapons he picks up are expendable weapons which thrown out after a swing or 2
This not only still leaves him with crappy gear but continuously relies on the Dungeon Master's whims on what equipment the DM wants to supply the enemies, the condition of the weapons & all that.
>the goblin race itself is made from a god so issues
Looks like "realism" takes a backseat to Dungeon Master fuckery. The guy from /tg/ was right.
>>152014337
I don't get it. These guys must have had DMs way softer than mine.
GOBLINS
>>152014627
REMOVE GOB
>>151946934
at last I truly see
>>151946934
>>151945490
I'll be paying my respects to Slaanesh tonight!
>>152014627
Alright listen to me you faggot overgrown mushroom. If you don't get the dickless turd you call a body out of my kingdom, I'm going to hammer your face until it's so thin that I can use it as toilet paper. I'm going to choke you to death with your own intestines. I'll take your wooden dildo you call a staff & fuck your squig with it. You better start back your ass off because otherwise your ass is going to break from all the gunpowder I full your anus with before I shove you into a cannon & fire you out of my house you flaming faggot.
>>151945490
Guild smug best smug
Where can I get Volume 2?