What kind of relationship would these two have if they had met each other?
Asuka would have murdered him. He's an angel.
>>151903901
But what if it was Asuka who Kaworu met in that episode, and not Shinji?
What if Asuka had fallen in love with Kaworu? I think she wouldn't be able to bring herself to kill him.
Pretty sure she would have thought he was a complete fucking weirdo with how nonchalant and emotionally straightforward he was and try to avoid him.
Touji is the superior crack shipping option.
>one wants to be adored like a godess
>the other is already god, but has no interest in women whatsoever
I'm genuinely interested how this could work out. How would they meet? And what would they even talk about?
>>151904091
That depends. The whole biblical combination of seduction and betrayal can have an effect on people. I can't tell what Asuka would do (not even Asuka figured out how to be Asuka), but if someone took your (you), you'd pay it back a million times over.
>>151904503
>nonchalant and emotionally straightforward
So basically a younger version of Kaji?
Yeah, she'd be all over him.
>>151904602
Except Kaji actually comes off as suave and cool instead of alien and weird.
Asuka has daddy issues, so she wouldn't like Kaworu either.
>>151904707
That's not what everyone else thinks
>>151904797
And he'd be like Jesus with Mary Magdalene. God, what a horrible cut you have. Here, let me fix it.
>>151904503
Is that Okabe?
>>151905616
You made me imagine an alternate timeline where Okabe is the NERV chief engineer. Kimochi warui.
>>151903563
Asuka hates everyone but Kaji, so it would just be hatefucking, at best.
>>151905756
But Kaworu is basically a younger Kaji
>>151903563
A karekano one.
For some reason i think it would be unsettling to watch.
>>151905868
>Kaworu
>Younger Kaji
What
Asuka wats a man with whom she'd be comfortable, a hero who can make his own decisions and be independent, that's pretty much Kaji. She tries to convince Shinji to act accordingly, since she likes him, at least at the beginning (remember volcano episode) but Shinji is Shinji, he's a faggot
Kaworu on the other hand is a twinky alien boipucci lover, so probably no
>>151906418
Kaworu and Kaji are very similar.
Confident chad guys who make pussy wet all around them.
>>151906330
>unsettling
You're thinking Kaworu, you need to think Karl.
>>151903563
Double suicide. He doesn't want or care about anything else and she'd have to already be in real trouble to make him notice girls exist to begin with.
>>151906626
>>151903563
That's one ship I will never understand
>>151903563
I'm pretty sure she would be too creeped out with his chill attitude.
Had some fun in PS.
I wonder how Asuka would react if Kaworu was ugly as fuck, but kept the same personality and motivation.
>>151907051
She seems attracted to the chill ones, like Kaji
>>151903563
Getting real sick of all these butthurt kids going back to school making these shitty bait threads.
>>151907236
How is this bait?
>>151907298
Lurk more.
>>151906481
Hot pockets are a sign of anxiety, by the way. They're tying themselves up because they mustn't run away.
>>151903563
>relationship
I feel like both would be uninterested with each other.
>>151907373
Shut the fuck up Ryo, you fucking faggot.
>>151907455
Yeah, a faggot that delet fallen angels, instead of trying to turn them around. Apology for avatarfagging but I just can't help myself today.
>>151907565
Ryo is a literal homosexual faggot though.
You want to avatarfag as a dick-loving homosexual? Be my guest.
>>151907622
So what. It's just another dick you're not having for lunch today, OP.
Reminder to sage and report.
>>151907776
Wow rude
Reminder to bump just to piss this fag off: >>151907812
>>151907043
>not understanding fun
Sad.
>>151907924
Shitpost elsewhere.
>>151907924
>shipping
>fun
I'm not 13 anymore.
>>151907954
This isn't a shipping thread
>>151907936
>>151907995
You're right, it's a shit thread. Now fuck off kindly.
>>151908023
I don't understand how it's shit, I'm just curious how characters that never met would act around each other
>>151906703
Why is this so funny
>>151908064
/a/ is not for fanwanking. Fuck off.
>>151908108
Why do you insists on samefagging and not using punctuation?
>>151908116
Eva threads are usually like 60% fanwanking
>>151908165
And about 90% of those threads shouldn't even exist in the first place. That's a generous estimate.
>>151907622
And Kaworu somehow isn't?
>>151908223
They should. I need my (you).
>>151908260
Kaworu is straight.
>>151908309
Not the same non, but could you please elaborate.That pic is cute btw.
>>151908162
Who am I supposed to be? I just got here.
>>151908405
There is nothing in the canon Manga or Anime to suggest Kaworu is gay, so we must assume he is straight.
>>151903563
dom/sub for sure
>>151908485
>>151908405
Can you stop replying to yourself?
>>151908565
I'm legit becoming existential here. Just like an Eva thread should be.
>>151908485
Can I assume you've gotgood taste?
>>151908565
Oh, so you're the anon this guy was talking about! >>151905869
>>151908683
>>151908683
Using your cellphone to samefag doesn't change anything.
>>151905727
>kimochi warui
Why? Okabe is so goofy, I'm sure something would have played differently.
Kawoasu still makes more sense than kawoshin
>>151908892
THIS
H
I
S
>>151908892
>>151908935
>13:48:40
>13:49:46
Ebin, simply ebin.
>Kaworu is straight
My fucking sides
The only straight thing in Kaworu is Shinji's thick cock up his pale ass
>>151909021
Give me evidence that Kaworu isn't straight.
Oh that's right, you can't.
>>151908857
Can you imagine him ruining every dramatic moment with a poorly (or perfectly) timed joke? Or making meta comments to annoy the characters every time he's given the chance? In fact forget about it, we need to get Okabe into the next rebuild.
>>151903563
Truth is, Asuka would have fucked him cause she was bored. He would have let it happen cause he dont give two shits
>>151909071
Do you want evidence made by Anno's wife or by the Master himself? Oh, right. Newfags can't get past the panda.
>>151909284
What time does school start again for you?
>>151909448
Just report the thread.
>>151909543
Fun things are fun, anon.
>>151909284
>Asuka asks Kaworu to fuck her
>he responds with pic related
>>151909590
This thread is not one.
>>151909921
>faggot fucking samefags again
Ebin. Don't you have some Kaworu guro to jack off to?
>>151910038
>he didn't watch Luluco
>>151910141
>mouthbreathing Kaworufag spams images from meme studio
Just keep making reportable posts I guess.
>>151909139
Okarin can save the rebuilds.
>>151910215
Nigga, what are you even talking about? You're starting to creep me out here.
Just admit you didn't get the joke.
>>151910215
Bro, just chill okay?
>>151910269
He's just mad that Kaworu cucked him away from his waifu
>>151910416
>le cuck yamyam
>>>/pol/
>>151910269
>>151910309
>>151910416
So..... this is... the power ..of samefagging.
I just want to thank the OP for all the (you)s.
All the people you were replying to, all the tasteless, meta or downright stupid posts, everything except the samefag/report anon, they were all me, pretending to be four different people.
Coming into this thread, I had no idea I could have so much fun on /a/, or that a real person could be such a__tsundere. You've proven me wrong on both points. Have all of my (you), anon.
>>151910554
DON'T LOSE YOUR WEIGH
Mine is the middle one.
>>151910677
>>151910215
>meme studio
This read is cancer, samefagging shipper should kill himself or do something useful
>>151910973
Thank you. A voice of reason.
>>151910416
More like this pls.
>>151911253
Shinji deserves to be cucked so he can be with me
>>151911871
Shinji is getting double cucked.
>>151903563
They did meet?
>>151912132
In the manga, not in the series.
>>151912180
In Death and Rebirth too
>>151912013
Poor Shinji
>>151912132
Yes. In the manga Kaworu walks into girls toilet when Asuka is on periods.
Why is this garbage still up?
>>151904503
>cucking this absolute angel
End yourself
>>151912132
Yes, in the manga he laughs at her for being shit at piloting eva and then once more for getting mind-raped.
She tries to physically assault him once and that's pretty much it.
I have no idea where that ship even came from
>>151912713
Mouthbreathing faggots that deserve to be put down. Sadamoto's a faggot anyway.
>whole thread
>>151912713
Are you serious? People will ship anything. At least there 2 are cute.
>>151912675
Toji doesn't give a fuck about that ugly bland bitch and you know it
>>151912899
Rememberr to report it.
>>151912713
>Yes, in the manga he laughs at her for being shit at piloting eva and then once more for getting mind-raped.
So he's basically a male Asuka.
They sound perfect for each other.
>>151912899
It's supposed to be ironic, anon.
>>151904503
Kaworu x Touji is more crack ship I agree.
>>151912939
Because he has garbage taste
>>151912013
Shinji only likes pussy
>>151913083
>>151912713
Some artists have there be multiple Kaworu x Shinkis. Karla the one typically portrayed as autistic and would fuck girls and put panties on his head with tsundere manga Shinji who is so tsun he choked Karl to death.
>>151913129
*boipussy
I come from the future.
Do not watch 3.0+1.0. under any means.
/a/ will try to convince you to watch it. Don't. The movie is already banned in Jordan and Israel and censored for Western market. If you absolutely have to watch it, do not watch the unedited version.
That is all.
>>151913129
Cause Giant Naked Kaworus grow out of pussy.
>>151913083
>>151913184
Uh, Kaworu is STRAIGHT.
Shinji is a homosexual faggot, so if you have to put boys together, put them with him.
>>151904503
>>151913184
Post more Toji crack ships, they're the best.
>>151913288
True that.
>>151913304
>>151913440
>>151913218
Um, what?
>>151913440
This isn't even crack desubut it's fantastic
>>151913399
Toji and Shinji can fuck each other
Kaworu gets the harem of hot ass bitches
>>151913555
Kaworu is gay.
I think it's hightime another Kaworufag killed itself.
>>151913634
No, he's straight and in love with Asuka.
>>151913692
Asuka is in love with Rei
>>151913219
>>151913267
Delusional fujoshits.
>>151913440
>>151913512
Toji would beat the shit out of Shinji while, before, and after fucking
>>151913935
And Rei is in love with Kaworu.
It all comes full circle.
>>151913990
>>151914019
This >>151912399 is canon
>>151913979
Shinji likes to take 50 cocks up his ass at a time
>>151913990
Not really, fucker saved his life.
>>151914125
He fucked his sister's shit right up though
>>151903563
Their doujins together are fucking awesome.
>>151914286
Is it possible to do it in plugsuits? Do they have zippers or detachable parts?Should I pay careful attention around a person in that sort of plugsuit?
>>151914379
Can you fucking stop? Kaworu likes women and vagina.
Shinji is the fag homo, use him for your fujo fantasies.
>>151914647
Prove that Shinji is a homo
>>151907373
Its also how you avoid drawing hands
>>151914732
Oh great, we got another one that can't get past the panda.
>>151914732
He acts like a wussy little bitch faggot
>>151914332
>Asuka's tsundere ass getting mindbroken by Kaworu's huge cock
They were built for doujins
>>151914808
Kill yourself you samefag piece of shit.
>>151914808
She can't even pull her tsun bullshit because Karl is so goddamn autistic and alpha.
>>151914889
So how does one exactly get a mod to white knight them?
>>151914647
>>151914916
Suck their cock like Asuka sucks Kaworu's.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLfQSoVhrM
>>151914926
Fucking stop.
>>151914977
How about you and your fanwank suck off a shotgun?
>>151914767
Yeah, when you're paid to work on Eva, you want to avoid drawing any hands you can get away with.
>>151915020
>>151915121
>>151915167
We have been doing this for 20 years!
Watch (or listen) Drama-Shuukyoku no Tsudzuki
>>151915121
>>151915167
>>151915228
Why do you want Kaworu to be a homo so badly?
He loves Asuka, and you need to get over it.
>>151903563
Pegging.
>>151915501
Just like my doujins!
>>151915488
Just give me a sec to dump some Kaworu guro since mods are corrupt and incompotent.
>>151915488
Last image had Karl taking Rei and Asuka for a wild ride while Shinji watches and cries
>>151915533
The gorier the better, you know that shit makes my dick hard
>>151915561
>too bad you couldn't say she's lacking a gut
Did Kaworu just slyly tell Asuka to kill herself?
>>151915580
We know all about Kaworu and guro, baka anon.
>>151914802
He's just a pussy then not a homo
Mods are retarded pieces of shit.
>>151915620
Except Kaworu actually killed itself and never needed to samefag about it.
>>151915998
Enjoy your 24 hours without 4chan. Maybe you can redo.
Kawourei is better
>>151916074
>durrr what is ban evasion
Cooky wmk wonky
2$$$$$$$$¥¥¥¥.
Ebin fuck dickshi
Why do you expect from eva threads anons?
Personally I hate myself and regularly use them as means of hurting myself
>>151916106
>>151916213
Maybe one day I'll get dox on someone so I can brutally maim them. Maybe. It's a long overdue catharsis.
>>151916213
I usually just shit on 3.0.
>>151916402
It's starting. Someone get the lance from the Dogma.
>>151916038
Because apparently only Asuka is retarded enough to fail at something as simple as killing herself.
The mods are as big a faggot as Kaworu.
>>151915707
He's a pussy who happily takes cock inside him
>>151916528
Kaworu needed Shinji to do it. At last you show your true colors, though.
I thought waifufags tried to no homo Kaworu and Shinji and say they are both straight, so why are they now trying to desperately prove Kaworu is gay?
>>151916623
Crackshippers and shippers should all jjst die
>>151916623
Because they fantasize to Kaworu sucking their cocks
>>151916592
I wasn't hiding in the first place.
Is this NTR?
Is this the real life?
>>151915228
OT4
>shipping
>>/evageeks/
Kaworu likes boys.
>>151916676
>>151916676
>>151916623
Its not us waifufags, its the cancer known as shippers that either come from tumblr or deviantart.
>>151917500
But Rei and Asuka belong with Mari
It's not us at Khara, it's the cancer known as otaku that either come from the basement or the stairwell.
>>151904091
Kaworu would been equally fascinated with her and possibly disturbed by her behavior, especially if she found him mature and tried to please him. Which she might do after realizing how nonchalant and poetic he is.
So she might haven fallen in "love" with him if Shinji was the comatose one that got mindraped by Arael instead of her. She wouldn't have hesitated to kill him, though (assuming he couldn't control Eva-02 if she was in it or if she piloted Eva-01 instead). Asuka is very no-nonsense about betrayal. She would smash him in an instant and get over it quickly. Then Third Impact would be averted since Shinji would make the realization in the lake while Asuka would already be kicking ass.
>>151917848
Finally someone gets it, after 197 posts. Someone give this anon a (you).
>>151917928
No
It's not us at Central Dogma, it's the cancer known as pilots that either fuck up on purpose or figure out new ways to leave the premises.
>>151917928
Thanks, anonymous imageboard poster. I will cherish this (You) forever. My hours of Evangelion analysis have finally paid off.
>>151903563
ntr intensifies
>people bumping this thread
>>151917848
>"love"
What did he mean by this?
>>151918505
It's the on thing I always think about, but ultimately lack the means to articulate.
>>151903563
They met in the After The End audio drama. Asuka doesn't like him.
>>151903563
There's an NGE drama cd where they meet and Asuka calls him 'homo boy'. Kaworu thinks she's a brat and sasses her. End of story.
>>151918505
Asuka basically can't feel love. She'd need some hardcore healing to even begin to form a genuine friendship.
>>151918864
I think if her role during and after Arael was switched with Shinji then she might cling to him out of desperation. She relied on Shinji way more than she'd ever admit and would probably flip her shit just as hard as him if not worse if she had nobody to talk to besides Misato and knew Kaji was dead.
>>151918918
How would Asuka know about Shinji's relationship with Kaworu?
>>151918864
whats her reason?
>>151919039
Based on the drafts, Asuka makes fun of Shinji for being a homo.
Reminder that Shinji is canonicaly heterosexual.
>Speaking about the blushing, is it because Shinji was happy that someone said they like him?
>Anno: Yes, Shinji-kun really didn't experience carnal desire there *laugh*.
Confirmed by Anno himself.
>>151919039
Listen for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLfQSoVhrM&list=PLjz5WEU2gMqyeE83cXecz43mIgvL4-5Um&index=1
Wait until the inevitable post-rebuild spin-off with Kaworu as the MC
>>151919084
Nobody is canonically one extreme of the sexuality spectrum, whether it be an Eva character or in real life. There is canon information indicating that Shinji is attracted to girls and fostered platonic love for a boy. If anything, he's fairly bisexual but leans hetero.
>>151919031
>Asuka basically can't feel love.
Anon, that hurt.
>>151919166
Will it be a crossover work with Trigger co-starring Nova-kun where they run a school club that helps various Gainax/Trigger characters with their problems?
>>151919231
I have never been attracted to another man or any part of the male body in 30 years. I also think you should enjoy things you like without imposing IDPOL bullshit on anons on the internet or fictional characters.
>>151913252
Future cucks cannot stop me. I'mma watch the whole thing.
>>151919415
How do you know you're not gay if you haven't tried gay sex? Stop repressing your feelings, anon.
>>151913252
>banned in (((Israel)))
What could this mean?
>>151919231
No, he's just straight
Why eva threads are so fucking shit?
>>151919487
How do you know you don't like eating shit? You've never eaten an entire turd without spilling any, haven't you?
Hey, mods. If you could just purge this entire thread, that'd be great. Please.
>>151919591
22 years of concentrated shitposting
>>151919591
Sasuga master anno!
>>151919693
Is Anno the Hideo Kojima of anime?
>>151919743
Anno = Snyder
>>151919943
But Metal Gear has tragic characters, child soldiers, big government conspiracies and giant robots. Sounds like Evangelion.