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>see this in theaters yesterday >everybody laughs their

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>see this in theaters yesterday
>everybody laughs their asses off when people get their limbs shot off or people die in horrible ways
>everybody laughs their asses off when people get beat up
>but when someone cries everybody goes all fucking quiet

Is everybody but me a psychopath? What the fuck is wrong with people?
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>>151901485
That's how I'd expect a /a/ exclusive premiere to go.
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You went to a room full of anime fans willingly? Why the fug would you do that?
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>>151901485
American?
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>>151901564

you are here, aren't you?
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>>151901610
I don't have to see you spergs irl though. That's different
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>>151901485
This is why I hate going to the movies unless it's for something I highly anticipate. You never know what idiots will show up at the theater.

I was watching Shin Godzilla and at the parts where they backed off to avoid civilian casualties and when Godzilla used his tail and back lasers to fuck up Tokyo, some dumb bitch next to me started laughing hysterically going "OH MY GOD!" I promptly shushed her and thankfully she shut up for the rest of the movie.

I was tempted to see Mononoke in theaters, but I didn't see the point since I already own the bluray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDi3rkBV7s
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>>151901573
Yes

>tfw they all fucking clapped loudly at the end and I just sprinted out
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>>151901485
Also saw it in theaters.

You just had a bad audience, they were quiet in mine.
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>>151901666

>calls others sperg
>looks at other people in the theater

oh the irony
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americans are dumb animals who feel no emotion
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>>151901485
Americans are fucked up people yo

Country of sociopaths for sociopaths.
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>>151901485
>>151901694
There's you answer. Americans an Chinese are one the most obnoxious people to go to theaters with. I swear to god even in fucking Argentina and Uruguay people know how to stay quiet during the movie
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>>151901818
Americans who aren't anime fans or niggers are generally well-behaved in the theater
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>>151901818
>tfw readin greentexts of how americans smear shit and cut the theater seats with pocket knives
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>>151901781
>>151901850
>>151901867
/pol/ coming in
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>>151901732
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>>151901818
>>151901781
>>151901732
>always make fun of yuropoors for being smug assholes
>starting to realize they might actually might be superior
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>>151901693
>goes to watch shlock
>doesn't want people to laugh and have a good time

You people are the reason the movie going experience has become so dull. When you go see Star Wars or Godzilla or some other shlock, the more people get into it, the more the experience is going to be fun. You aren't going to see Bicycle Thieves or Andrei Rublev. You are watching a giant monster destroy a city. The west needs to learn a thing or two from India. At least niggers are already there. Watching a Madea movie with them is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tFi-1-HI40
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>>151901485
>goes to see a stupid old comedy film
>upset when people laugh in the theatre
Why are you such a faggot OP?
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>>151902056
>wanting people to have a good time

Doesn't it just piss you off when people are flaunting their fucking happiness right in your face though? It kinda ruins the experience.
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>>151902139
>flaunting their happiness
Holy fuck, someone screencap that.
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>>151901732
That webm is disgusting, but, you have to commend them: at least they are trying. How many fatties, so fat at that, have you seen actually putting effort to stop being fat? That those landwhales are doing it is somewhat admirable.

That is, of course, if they stick to it.
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>>151901485
>>151901732
>>151901781
American moviegoers are just complete fucking idiots. I never see a movie during premiere week since I know that it ALWAYS attracts the biggest fucking obnoxious faggots to the theater. That's why I ALWAYS wait at least 1-2 weeks before I go see a movie so that there's considerably less dumbasses in the theater.
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>>151902293
No, you wait 1-2 weeks because you're insecure and don't want to get caught going to the theaters by yourself.
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>>151902190
>07/29/11
>11
Just kill me now.
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>>151901732
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What part of the country do you faggots live in? The only time I've ever seen a cancerous audience that can't shut up in a movie theater is at special screenings of anime movies. Normalfags know how to sit still for ninety minutes
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How did they react when Ashitaka grabbed an arrow shot his way and then decapitated the enemy with it?
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>>151901485
>adults go see a children's movie
>they get upset children have fun
>they actually shush children

you can't make this up
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>>151902426
Vengeful laughing

>>151902413
Southern Chicanofornia although everyone there was white. I think it's just the more casual audience in general that laughs at stuff loudly, I saw Hacksaw Ridge and nobody laughed when people were dying, as most of the people in the theater were adults. The anime fans are usually dumb kids.
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>>151902475
More like:
>teenagers go see a family movie
>adults like me get pissed when teenagers and young adults act annoying
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>>151902413
The only time I saw a cancerous audience the ones laughing and making a mess...were me and my friends. It only happened once though.
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>>151902056
Sometimes people want to actually pay attention to and enjoy the fucking movie without being interrupted by morons in the theater.

If you're seeing a flick like the latest capeshit from Marvel or some raunchy comedy, then it's not a big deal.

But for more serious movies we actually want to pay attention without being interrupted.

I was watching the Coen Brothers' remake of True Grit in theaters and some fucking nigger in the theater along with his girlfriend wouldn't shut their fucking mouths for the first 20 minutes of the theater.

They pulled the last straw when he started making calls on his cell phone right in the middle of the movie, so I had him kicked out.

>>151902318
>projecting your own insecurities onto others
Real cute shithead.
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>>151901732
THICC
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>>151902475
>Princess Mononoke
>children's movie
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>>151901485
>watch this for the first time years ago
>clapping as soon as the Ghibli logo shows up
>someone's phone goes off midway through the movie
>scene where the forest spirit visits Ashitaka is complemented by fucking https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
>it fits too well

They laughed at the decapitation scenes in my theatre too
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>>151902672
I miss the times when people didn't yet think that violence was inappropriate for children.
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>>151901732
Well at least they're TRYING to lose weight.
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>>151902139
Fucking saved. Proud of yourself?
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>>151902701
That was never a thing during my lifetime. Maybe in the 80's?
t. 22 year old
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>>151902056
>movie going experience has become so dull.
It's a movie, not a fucking house party you mong. We come to watch a fucking movie. Not be distracted by a bunch of obnoxious assholes.
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>>151902697
>>scene where the forest spirit visits Ashitaka is complemented by fucking https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

That's actually really funny. You must be a patient person see the comedic value in that during the movie, as I would be far too angry to care.
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>>151902642
>let me reiterate exactly what you said but act like i'm actually countering your point
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>>151901485
>try to go to theaters last weekend
>"no singles" policy
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>>151902786
That's the fuckin nature of going to the theater. If you don't want other people around, just watch it at home. I can understand complaints if it's something new and only in theaters at the moment or shitty ass camrips if you don't want to go in; that being said, complaining about watching an old movie with a bunch of other people and the other people annoying you is stupid because you could have just watched it at home.

And frankly, and Oohs, Aahs, Awws and Hahas you yourself may make during watching something alone would probably annoy other people if they were present.
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>>151902786
>people aren't allowed to laugh and react to a movie because watching movies is serious business
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The only reactions I'm fine with is laughing at jokes. "Awwws" and clapping are awful.
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>>151901732
How is that fatness even possible? Years of no exercising and just watching chineese cartoons and I'm nowhere near. Did they just lie in bed and had people stuffing them with food since they were born? Or is it a disease?
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>>151902743
>implying there's anything wrong with what I said

Okay, let me give you an example. Say you're waiting in line at Disneyland with your cousin or some shit for a ride, and the ride seems pretty fun. You are in a good mood and everything, but you are at the back. And VOILA, here comes two attractive 17 year old males and their fucking hot girlfriends. And you don't have anything to say to you cousin because you don't know him well, and he's a little kid so he's not great at small talk yet. So, for the next 45 minutes, you are forced to listen to these unvirgin fucks talk about how great their fucking lives are and joke around with each other and laugh and shit, and you can't do anything about it.

It's this same thing happening in the theater, just a bit less exaggerated. I shouldn't have to listen to other people being happier than me.
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>>151902752
It used to be a thing when war was still a regular occurrence. You know the original Grimm's fairy tales?
Bloody as all fuck.
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>>151903002
Look up American Cheese and be prepared to throw up.
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>>151903015
It's not their fault you have a shitty life, faggot.
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>>151902919
>If you don't want other people around, just watch it at home.
Sure, where can I buy that cinema canvas or whatever it is and the projector needed for it at affordable price? I go the cinem because I want those visuals on a big screen with professional sound set. Sure, having fun watching a movie is good, but it's something you do with friends, and not with strangers.
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>>151902056
>go see that shitty Doom movie in theaters
>whole theater started screaming during this scene https://youtu.be/-dMA8NmdyW4?t=8s
Still the best experience I ever had at a theater.
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>>151903138
My life is fantastic though, I just don't like listening to other people.

I bet you're not even a virgin, faggot.
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>>151901485
>Deer God scenes
>perfect fucking silence in the theater
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The dude, the arrows take off heads perfectly. The slices are so unrealistic. You're supposed to have empathy for pic related??? It was obviously light-hearted.

That said, no one in my theater really laughed.
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>>151901818

What do chinese people do in theaters
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>>151903409
>laughing when blatant cannon fodder gets slaughtered

Death is never light-hearted, it is our duty as human beings to feel empathy for one another.
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>>151903458
I clap when the protagonist is on screen.
I boo when the antagonist is on screen.
I make awkward noises when there is sex going on, even implicitly.
I call my friends and give them updates whenever something interesting happens.
When my drink is empty I play the telephone game with the other movie goers to get the one closest to the door to get me a new drink.

But I'm not all bad. I always make sure to offer my snacks to everybody around me.
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>>151901732
Weird webm to choose when trying to prove this point.
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>>151903538
You must be really fun to watch Bond movies with.
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>>151903015
Who fucking cares? It's not your fucking business. Quit trying to make it your business.
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>>151903538
You're being ridiculous. Look at how that dude looks at his arms. That is classic physical comedy. If you feel empathy for all physical violence regardless of context, I have very little doubt you're feeling empathy at all.
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>>151902910
>"no singles" policy
What the fuck?

Is this an actual thing?
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>>151902924
It's OK to laugh and react, but at least be a bit more fucking subtle about it.
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>>151903681
>That is classic physical comedy
>man gets his arms shot off because some kid has demon powers

I laugh at physical violence quite a bit like in Disney movies and when harem MCs get beat up by tsunderes for no reason, but the people in mononoke who get their arms shot off clearly aren't going to make it much longer. There aren't any hospitals, and that guy was probably gonna die of blood loss very soon, and none of his macho samurai asshole friends were gonna give a shit. He's gonna die a painful death alone, and I find no humor in that.
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>>151903812
/tv/ meme, dont forget your falcon chow
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>>151903812
Singles pay too much attention to the film. It's bad for reviews, and bad reviews lead to less customers.
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>>151901732
>3D
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>>151901555
Sounds like fun.
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>>151903843
So in other words, you are unable to differentiate between reality and fiction.
You should talk to a psychiatrist about this.
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>>151903592
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>>151901818
>Americans an Chinese are one the most obnoxious people to go to theaters with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
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>>151903887
>le can't tell the difference between reality and fiction maymay

If a movie is presented in a serious manner, then I take it in a serious fucking manner. There wouldn't be so much gore if it were supposed to seem "fictitious."
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>>151901850
not really
go see any movie in america and people will be screaming and hollering
at the end of the movie they will clap and throw their popcorn on the floor
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>>151903975
>in a serious manner,
He lost both hands by getting shot with an arrow.
Do you know how arrows work?
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>>151901693
It can be good some times. I went to watch the first Narnia movie and at the end everyone clapped when the tsundere brother didn't die. It was fun because everyone enjoyed the experience more than the movie itself.
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>>151903052
Those weren't actually for children though.
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No one clapped at the one I went. I feel like all of you are just playing along to some retarded /tv/ meme.
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I just want to watch a Film on a big screen in silence. Is that really so much to ask?
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>>151904035
They were supposed to be educational.
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>>151904009
He has demonic powers, it made sense in context. The point of that scene was to show the hatred contained by the curse.
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>>151903918
Man, at least the Chinese guy shares his snacks.
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>>151904075
>it made sense in context
Yes, but that didn't stop it from looking ridiculous.
It was a fucking surprise to suddenly see the hands flying off. That's where you laugh. The fact that you can explain why it happened later doesn't change that humorous moment retroactively.
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>>151901732
Well, at least they accept they have a problem and are trying to gey better, unlike other landwhales who keep shouting 'I am beautiful as I am'.
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>>151904035
>fairy tales weren't for children
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>>151903851
Oh, wow.
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>>151904175
It was pretty clear to me right away though. I mean sure, if you want to be surprised or even let out a chuckle or a smile that first time, then sure, that's fine, I was surprised too. I'm just saying people were laughing the whole time he was killing people, all throughout the movie. They were very quick to laugh at a bunch of dumb shit.
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>>151904187
They weren't, folktales in basically all cultures were largely told for adults by adults as oral tradition, only relatively recently has their association been relegated exclusively to children.
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>>151903015
At some point I stopped caring about that. I just go to the places I like, if there are happier people than me there, that's okay as long as they don't start making up.
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>>151904416
But people were considered adults from 12 onwards.
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>>151904416
>literally called kinder

well memed my friend, i give you this 5
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>>151904458
Yeah, I realize I'm being a bit of a selfish cunt, I am trying to get rid of my unnecessary jealousy, as I am in no way proud of it. I'm making progress, as I know don't get jealous of couples if they are both really ugly. I'm working towards not being jealous of attractive couples some day.
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>>151904531
>Ignoring the und hausmarchen
>Insinuating the grimm brothers invented those folk tales or could dictate who the original audience was
No.
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>>151904578
So you DO have a shitty life, then?
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>>151904620
N-no, I told you it's fantastic.
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>>151903002
Obesity that extreme is rarely possible with a healthy metabolism. Often times these people have a serious thyroid dysfunction or other similar metabolic disorder that causes their body to store almost all the energy they put into it. The result is that they always feel like they're on the verge of starving and have no energy while they continue to gain weight uncontrollably. Despite looking like that, their essential organ systems and muscles barely get enough calories out of the food they eat to stay working.

The US has an epidemic of undiagnosed chronic illness because the tests are too expensive. Metabolic disorders tend to be trial&error testing, which means an unreasonable amount of money in successive tests that show nothing until they finally guess right and perform the test that looks for the specific issue causing their body to destroy itself.
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>>151904638
そっか...
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>>151904694
Shit, I thought that was a smug.
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>>151901732
FYI: This is a fetish video that the landwhales were paid to participate in.
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Wouldnt the arrows go completely through the arms or just spin the whole body or something?
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>>151904608
>and household
You aren't refuting the point that they are meant for children though. Just as with Pixar and Disney movies, any tale made for children is effectively also made for the entire family.
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>>151904694
何そのきざな顔?私、本当ですよ。
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>watch Cap America: Civil War in theaters
>half the theater laughs at every other word being said, they fucking snicker at everything even when it's not remotely funny
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>>151902413
They're just making shit up. I saw Mononoke too and there was just some light chatter before the movie and appropriate laughs during.
>>151903681
That part was pretty funny desu. The violence is pretty graphic but it's not really portrayed in a super brutal way like Kara no Kyoukai so I can understand the laughter.
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>>151904760
They would do literally anything else other than sever an entire limb.
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>>151904737
You should use tags or folders to make this easier for you.
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>>151904810
I believe some of them are real because every time I've gone to see an anime movie in a theater the audience has been loud and obnoxious.
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>>151904777
The household was in reference to the fact that many of the stories were gathered from housewives/servents who told them to each other during the work day mate.

And that still doesn't invalidate the fact that the Grimms only compiled the folktales into a volume, they didn't write them and they do not dictate who the original audience was. Many of the tales are even toned down from older versions we can trace through linguistic analysis.
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>>151904887
I do, but this is just from a folder of Kuma Miko vectors.
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>>151904760
>Wouldnt the arrows go completely through the arms
Depends on what they hit and how much kinetic energy they have.
If it hit too much resistance the arrow would just break and the free part of the arrow would fly away.
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>>151904936
>gathered from housewives/servents who told them to each other during the work day mate.

[citation needed]
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>>151904970
>vectors
Why do you have non-vector images in a vector folder?
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>>151901485
>ever going to theaters
poor normalfags that have to go out with their friends because they feel obliged to. I almost feel compassion
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Gonna go see the dub with my nu-male buddy in a few days, wish me luck.
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>>151901485
Were you in the same theater as me? Same thing happened at the showing I went to. There was also some asain kid who had to express his thoughts outloud ever 20 minutes.
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>>151904995
>kinetic energy

It had magic fucking energy my dude, I don't know why I'm the one being called autistic here the whole point of that scene was to demonstrate that Ashitaka had magic powers from the curse, hence the arrow doing something that blatantly defies logic
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>>151905097
What state?
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>>151905025
Wait, I thought these types of images were called vectors.
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>>151905114
I'm responding to a guy who's asking what an arrow would do realistically, not to explain what the arrow did.
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>>151905176
That's just a crop. You're gonna have to know what your artistic terms mean before using them.
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>>151905176
No, vectors are images like pic related, where somebody took an existing image and scaled it up.
What you have there is just transparent images.
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>>151905203
Okay I'm just on the defensive here, my bad
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>>151905223
>>151905254
Oh. Well, sorry about that.
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>>151905161
Ca
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>>151904176
It doesn't matter they should have accepted it 200-300 lbs ago.

That would be like Hitler saying, "actually I shouldn't have gassed those kikes." You wouldn't then tell him, "well at least you realized it."

Or maybe you would, but anyway fatties aren't human. They're worse.
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>>151905014
>The Brothers Grimm, Jacob and Whilhelm, collected their fairy tales over one hundred years ago and influenced many other countries to begin preserving their oral traditions. They gathered the stories predominantly from German women, the majority of whom were spinners, as a means of preserving the oral traditions of Germany (Michaelis Jena,1971)

You still haven't answered the main argument though.
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>>151905093
Kill yourself.
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>>151905176
Those are called renders, check the /w/ sticky.
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>>151904176
Except running on a treadmill at that size is fucking dangerous and retarded.

They should be initially cutting weight by keeping their calories at ~2000 per day and getting to a safe point before hitting the gym.

I love this country but one of the major epidemics is that no one knows why or how people gain/lose weight. Fatasses think they can bust their ass for an hour at the gym and then eat a fourth meal afterwards.
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>>151905432
>Hitler analogy
To make it more accurate it should be "actually I shouldn't have gassed that hundred kikes."
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>>151905679
>that hundred
But the other ones were okay to gas?
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>>151905714
Referring to
>they should have accepted it 200-300 lbs ago.
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>>151905714
No since they actually died from typhus and lack of food.
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>>151905738
By the time he started gassing them, he was already long past the point of no return.
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So they re dub the re-release? What the fuck Viz?
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>>151905788
That also makes the Hitler analogy retarded.
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>>151905254
Vector =/= scale up
It's to make the image displayed as a vector rather than a raster. Vector images can be scaled up as much as you want without losing quality because they are defined by spacial positions relative to each other.

Like the really old oscilloscope type monitors were vector monitors and dealt in vector graphics, though these days they are really only used as an occasional file format because they are fairly compressed.
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>>151905903
>It's to make the image displayed as a vector rather than a raster.
Sure, but at the end of the day, when you save it as a png which saves as a raster, you want to get something for your trouble.
You don't need to upscale, but you'd be dumb not to.
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>>151902701
ahh, the better times in history that lead to the discovery of PTSD
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>>151906072
PTSD doesn't exist, it's a meme disease only pussies and whiny tumblrinas get for attention or to get out of doing their jobs.
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>>151906072
PTSD has long since been a known side effect of war. People knew about it for thousands of years.
But you don't really get it from a scary story.
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>>151902672
Welcome to the USA where all animation is for kids and only kids
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>>151906162
It isn't limited to/exclusive to war, it's fairly common for police officers as well.
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People made the appropriate noises at the appropriate times in my theater. There was chuckling at the forest spirits and the village women's banter, there was a few gasps every time Ashitaka did something cool like catching the arrow. The only time people actually got loud was when Ashitaka fell off Yakul and got instantly mauled by the wolf, which to me is a scene that is both very surprising for most people and absolutely hilarious.
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>>151901485

Americans hide their uneasiness by either laughing or getting angry. Add to that its animated which the media tells them is 'for kids'. So they start laughing when they have no other way they know how to react.
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>>151903681

The depiction of his injuries is just crude, not an invitation to physical comedy.
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>>151903918
Holy Jesus motherfucking christ, popping up those neons and everybody start jumping, fucking rave party right there.
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>>151906275
The most common cause of post-traumatic stress disorder is sexual assault, not combat
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>>151906765
>sexual assault
>PTSD

It's only "common" because when western women regret drunkenly fucking someone like a slut they report it as rape/assault and claim PTSD so they get pitied in court.
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>>151903918
I came here to post this.
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>>151906214
Thanks for reminding. Excuse me while I kill myself.
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>>151901485
>>151901694
your situation reminds me of pic
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>>151901485
Had similar experiences watching Shin Godzilla and Belladonna of Sadness.
Theaters are cancer.
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>>151905283
Wh-what part?
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>>151907727
>tfw I am literally winston

I don't want to be tortured
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>>151901485
I know what you mean, seeing films at the cinema is awful
>go to theater
>they don't have crab legs
>no complimentary falconeering service
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While we're here, who would win in a fight, Mononoke or Nausicaa?

Protip: Nausicaa
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>Actually going to theater
Sure a lot of normie here
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>>151908374
>unironically saying "normie"

Hello normalfag
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>>151901485
Are you the same guy I was just talking to on /v/ or is this happening a lot?
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>>151908234
Must suck to live in such a shitty neighborhood. I'm glad my local theater has the class to offer those and more. .
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>>151908655
>am I a dirty /v/edditor?

Nope.
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>>151907079
>hurr durr rape is fake
When will this literal autistic meme end
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>>151907952
The valley.
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>>151907952
>>151909028
Fresno
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why is this in theaters? isnt it 10+ years old?
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>>151908934
>I-It's just a meme guys

Fuck off whiteknight
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>>151901732
This makes me really sad. I've never seen any americans like this in my state and it pains me to believe there are people in this country that are like this.
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>>151908711
I am having a hard time believing you're story.
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>>151908342

Mononoke is just a wolf girl and not crucial to her story. Nausicaa is plot armor personified in a character.
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>>151909108
20 year anniversary
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>>151901694
>they all clapped at the end of the movie

Where do you people live that this shit happens? I'm American and I've experienced this only once in my life.
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>>151909028
>>151909079
Okay I live beanerville, we were not in the same theater, sorry anon
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>>151909478
canadian here, it happens 90% of the times.
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>>151901485
Dude the same shit happened when I watched it. What the fuck is up with people. They also giggled insanely whenever those forest spirits showed up too.
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>>151909478

This. The only time I ever saw people clap at the end of the movie was Star Wars. And they were all fanboy idiots who kept screaming during the movie.
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>get to the theater 30 min before to get a good seat
>not too many people, get a decent seat near the top rows
>empty seats on both sides when the movie starts
all in all, good experience. worth the 45 minute drive.
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>>151910213
>giggled insanely whenever those forest spirits showed up

This actually fucking triggered me, literally every time the spirits turned their head the whole theater would burst out into laughter.

>>151910565
>tfw I will never life in a cozy flyover state
>I'll probably always be stuck in an urban hellhole

Must be nice desu
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>>151910701
>flyover state
quite the opposite, I'm in Alaska.
>>
America sheds a tear.
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>>151910701
>flyover state
>comfy
Since when were tornados comfy
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>>151910799
Some sacrifices are necessary for escaping the hordes of shitty people in the city.
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>>151910752
>Alaska
>not flyover
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>>151910752
My only experience with Alaska or an Alaskan is flying over it on the way from New York to Tokyo. Alaska is King Flyover
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>>151910701
Live in the suburbs then, no one is forcing you to live in the third ward
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>>151911339
>implying I'm not living with my parents because I don't want to get a job yet

Honestly not having to work is worth it
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>>151901693
>I promptly shushed her and thankfully she shut up for the rest of the movie.
>lying on the internet
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>>151903171
>FPS scene
>FoV is about 30deg
They modeled it after consoles?
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>>151901485
That doesnt sound to bad. I once had a kid in the front row of me with his mom, which I can only assume had Tourette. It was a Bond movie. The kid kept repeating lines from the movie in a loud and high pitched voice.
>kissing scene
>I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU MR. BOND I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU MR. BOND
>pressed out
In the faster or action scenes he suddenly started screaming at the top of his lungs BOND BOND while looking highly distressed. No one was able to follow the movie because he was absorbing all the attention until his mother left with him crying.
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>>151911580
Oh yeah, I mean that's definitely not the worst experience I've had, I've been to theaters full of black people before, just saying it could have been a lot better.
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>>151911580
sounds funny as fuck
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>>151901564
For laughs I guess
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