Just finished marathoning this, enjoyed it immensely. Is it

>enjoyed it

kys

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>>151832093
Yes unfortunately

btw
finnaly someone with an honest wholesome opinion of Re:Zero

too many new fags these days thinking it's cooler than cigarettes to shit on this show

>>151832093
>Just finished marathoning this, enjoyed it immensely.
>>>/reddit/

>>151832158
>kys

go back to /b/

>>151832093
Rem does not die, she will be back just wait.

>>151832176

Didn't the author say that if Rem was totally beyond saving, Subaru would be completely mind broken?

As for the show, I actually only watched it because the threads on here seemed positive when it was airing, but I had some other stuff going on. It's a very common pattern though. Steins;Gate was the same way.

>>151832158
>>151832184
>stop liking what i don't like!
This is literally SAO all over again.

>>151832229

Then what's the deal with this thing about Subaru saying he loved Rem too to Emilia and her being like "Who is Rem?"

>>151832093
If you're interest in knowing what happens, go into a thread for Re:Zero and request the pastebin that has all the info you need to know and the ending they cut short.

No, she is not dead, but she is in a coma.

>>151832297
>when you die people forget about your existence

>>151832297
I thought you finished marathoning it.
That was from one of Subaru's loops through the Puckening. She was hit by the white whale's fog in that one, which erases people from existence. Subaru later died to a very angry furfag that was mad about him being such a dipshit.

>>151832416

Yeah, but this is supposedly after he gets the good ending, saves Emilia and the villagers and destroys the witch cult.

>>151832347

Is this Gluttony guy the reason they forgot her? And are the LN translated at all?

Rem gets erased by another Archbishop. She's a potato now and only Honda remembers her, and she's still winning the Mazdabowl.

A giant pussy murders everyone, a huge black psycho eats a village, blonde witches are the best, Subaru gets a killer rimjob, someone sticks it in Petra, Beako did nothing wrong, and keikakuman's waifu ruins the whole keikaku.

>>151832537
It's not an LN. It's a WN.
https://translationchicken.com/2016/09/12/rezero-arc-3-interlude-ii-lets-eat-12/
Start reading here, nig.

>>151832093
yes. they fucked up the ending.
if it continued for a bit longer you would get to see the "whos rem?" scene.

>>151832568

I thought it was a WN that was condensed and rewritten as a LN like SAO.

>>151832093
How the fuck was he allowed to tell everyone where the whale was going to spawn without dying

In fact after that part he pretty much keeps telling everyone things that are going to happen in the future without dying

>>151832297
That happens 1 or 2 lines after the anime finishes.

>>151832707
because he's just saying
>THING will happen, trust me
instead of
>THING will happen, because i've lived the future

>>151832491
Yeah, she got eaten by the whale offscreen in the later loop, and when Subaru tries to go back to save her, he just ends up exactly where he discovered that nobody remembered her.

>>151832707
He told them his metia could track it down. Metia as far as i'm aware are artifacts of many different uses.

From what i understand so far, they may all be stuff from earth, since Subaru is not the only person who came into that world from earth. It has been happening for years.

>>151832537
Yenpress has the license, it's being translated at snail's pace. They'll pass the anime in maybe 2 years.

What people are translating is the WN since it's far ahead compared to the LN currently.

>>151832266
You're right, Re:Zero is exactly like SAO

>>151832184
I wish ">>>/reddit/"-posters would just fuck off. To reddit for example.

>>151832750
Except previous to that he can't say anything without dying

When he told the girl the village was going to be raided and she was going to die the girl ended up dying

He was very precise when he warned everyone about the whale

>it will spawn x day at x hour

same deal with pretty much everything that followed

>reddit:Zero
Fuck off to your general

>>151832895
So a 7/10 anime but only hated because of it's popularity?

Rem and Crush were attacked by the archbishop's of greed and gluttony. Crush loses her memories and Rem's not dead but in a coma where everyone forgets her but Subaru. His new quest is to save her and become her hero once again.

>>151832093
She's not dead, but she is comatose and no one remembers her

>>151833109
>When he told the girl the village was going to be raided and she was going to die the girl ended up dying
What? She died because he said 'I can return by death to come back when I die'

He told her exactly what his power was, and that breaks the taboo. He can say whatever random shit he wants, he just can't explain to anyone why he knows what he does.

>>151833167
>7/10 anime
Get your shit taste out of /a/.

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>>151833167
>SAO
>7

>>151833673
>REEEEEEEEE MOMMY HIS TASTES ARE DIFFERENT MAKE IT STOPPPPP!!!!!!

I've gotten to the end of arc 3 thanks to the chicken, but I'm torn between satiating my hunger and reading on or waiting until S2 and enjoying the twists then.

>>151832266
Except GGO arc was actually enjoyable. Everything about reddit:zero is utter trash and people who like it generally just need to watch more anime.

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>>151833167
Here, now fuck off.

>>151833436

Isn't that a little convenient that this guy has the same power as the whale? Does it erase physical evidence of her existence too?

>>151833799
>Except GGO arc was actually enjoyable.
>Desu gun
>Oh wait, there's THREE desu guns
>This guy has to be desu gun because his screen name is a german word
>Oh look the bad guy is a rapist, again
>No one would ever use a knife in a game with guns in it

>>151833970
Well, the Whale is a beast made by Gluttony, and he's the Archbishop of Gluttony associated with the Whale. His power only differs in that it leaves a physical body behind, presumably because he is stealing their memories and gains them, including any skills they might have.

>>151833167
>7/10
Not even on IGN's scale.

If you're treating 5 as average like a sane person, it's like a 4 or a 3. For every good thing you can say about the anime, you can list a negative that directly works against it for a negative experience all-around.

>>151833143

Is this normal? People seemed to enjoy it when it was airing?

Is there any anime that has escaped the pattern of /a/ loving a show when it airs, only for it to be blindly attacked by shitposters after the fact?

>>151833970
the whale was his pet so it's understandable that they have similar powers, he wanted to check who killed it and met crush and rem on the way

>>151834009

So the Archbishop of Gluttony is 400 years old?

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>>151833167
SAO is worse for me because of the difference in development between the MCs. Subaru may have been an annoying, incompetent fuck for 95% of the show, but at least he had a definite character. Replace Kirito with your MC from a mobile jrpg and you'll get the same result. We see from all of his different timelines how much Subaru's decisions matter to the story.

>>151834148
No. The Archbishop(s) of Gluttony are really weird, but each of their star names stems from constellations associated with the 3 great mabeasts. Batenkaitos (Cetus, the White Whale), Arneb (Lepus, the Great Hare), and Alphard (Hydra, the Black Snake)

>>151834158

Does the fact that this timeline is even possible mean Puck didn't destroy the world after Emilia died?

>>151834257
Puck is full of himself, Reinhard destroys him easily. Roswaal or Regulus could also kill him if they were so inclined. Even Betty has a non-zero chance of beating him.

>>151834224

Er, then how did he create it? Isn't it supposed to be 400 years old?

>>151834257
Reinhard kills Puck in case he tries to destroy the world

>>151834257
I think Rienhard kills Puck since he has literally every blessing imaginable including an extra life, so Puck's rampage could only get so far.

>>151834300

If Reinhard is so awesome, how did the assassin chick survive his attack?

>>151834394
She is a vampire and has a revive ability, she actually died from his attack

>>151834294
The Witch of Gluttony, not the Archbishop of Gluttony. All mabeasts were created by her, although common knowledge says Satella created them since knowledge of the other Witches was purged by the Witch Cult.

>>151834443

So there are vampires in this? I guess they are the kind that can walk in the sun.

>>151834394
He wasn't going all out since he didn't use his own sword.

>>151834484

So the witch cult isn't just about Satella, but the other witches is as well? Then why was Betelgeuse fixated on her, and not the witch of sloth?

Also, was Betelgeuse the weakest Archbishop (once his plans were exposed he was easy enough to beat)?

>>151834654
she showed up at night

>>151834757
The witch cult is about Satella, kind of. The other Archbishops don't care about her at all, only Betelgeuse was on task. He is more or less the weakest archbishop.

>>151834654
Elsa is kind of like a vampire, she's not really one. She can suffer basically any fatal wound and will regenerate eventually. The vampire connection comes from that she steals lives to accomplish this, so she has more regeneration the more people she has killed.

>>151833799
>Except GGO arc was actually enjoyable
DEATH GUN
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G
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But seriously, you enjoyed it because how hilariously bad this arc was, right?

>>151834394
He probably underestimated her thinking she was human. The attack was probably strong enough to end a human, but Elsa has retarded healing.

I hear she is some sort of vampire bu i'm not sure.

>>151834685
His sword draws itself, Elsa isn't a target worth using it on.

>>151834820
Even then, the Cult is run more by Pandora, the Witch of vainglory, from the shadows. Satella really doesn't have much involvement with the Cult far as I know.

>>151832612
That's really fucking weird that they didn't include that then. It's almost as if they didn't want to confirm a second season.

>>151835441
Well Satella is sealed up and in theory doesn't affect the outside world (Obviously she can), but the Witch Cult is in her honor, or at least currently is, about 100 years ago it seems to have been different. Probably Pandora doing some fuckery for some reason.

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>>151832093
>a real dick move by the author.

It is, but what's an even bigger dick of a move is that Subaru actually loved her through hell and back. Tappei just likes to break his characters.

>>151835481
>It's almost as if they didn't want to confirm a second season.
They didn't. Or at least didn't want to commit to one when it would be a few years off at the earliest. The last couple episodes of the anime aired before the LN they were supposed to be adapting even released.

>>151832184
>>151832158
That newshit hivemind.

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>>151835513
You gotta admit though, turning Subaru into a broken man was pretty interesting.

>>151835539
Oh that makes sense then, didn't know that.

>>151835644
They probably wanted to see how LN readers took the reveal. It would've been an impressive ending, but a total kick in the nuts to end the arc the 'correct' way when S2 would be 2 or so years off at a minimum.

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>>151832093
>Subaru, right now, is defending that final fragment of hope like the very last bastion in his heart.
>–
>—When he arrived in the Capital, he found Rem after the attack, and when he knew all was lost, without a shred of hesitation, Subaru stabbed a dagger into his own throat.
>What he felt at that moment, he could no longer remember. Everything had turned out so perfectly, so perfect beyond everyone’s expectations — But the truth is, throwing it all away in that instant, none of it mattered to him.
>If he lost Rem, if it meant walking into a future without her, no matter how many times he must endure that pain, he will —— Only this, Subaru clearly remembers.
>Penetrating his throat, in blood, pain, searing heat, and loss, he lost all consciousness.
>When he woke, what he saw was Rem lying in a bed.
>The save point had moved forward. The place of return had changed. Subaru saw hell, and only hell.

Yes it is true

>>151835699
Also S2 wouldn't fix it. They'd need a S3 if they rush through Arcs 4 and 5 in one season, and that's only assuming Rem does wake up in Arc 6, though that is likely

>>151835768
Jesus. Subaru has the worst god damned luck.

>>151835644

Is it like a Dantean scale, with the weaker Archbishops affiliated with the less serious sins like sloth and lust?

>>151835914
Satella is a bitch, as soon as he fell for the oni she had to go.

>>151835983
Not really I don't think. Greed is pretty retarded strong and Pride is an unknown, but Lust is probably one of the scarier archbishops. Its hard to rank them because their powers get weird and stupidly OP.

>>151835768

But she isn't dead, just in a coma. I imagine she would get better if Gluttony was defeated, right?

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>>151835914
Just wait until you reach arc 4+

>>151836048
Seems like most people think Subaru isn't pride, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was revealed to be it.

>>151836074
I don't think it would be that simple. Even Puck said that it wouldn't.

>>151836074
>I imagine she would get better if Gluttony was defeated, right?
Probably not a good idea. Subaru put it out there, but the only way to know would be to ask one of the Gluttonies how their authority works.

If Emilia is a half-elf, where are all the elves? It seems weird that people have no problem with demihumans, but humans with pointy ears are a no go.

>>151836074
Rem essentially had her soul eaten. She's dead jim, until further notice.

>>151836178
The Witch Cult has spent a large amount of time killing Elves, so they all hide in remote areas. The village Emilia is from is frozen over and everyone there is a popsicle. Nobody would really care if they saw an actual elf, other than the rarity.

>>151836125

Regardless, no author puts a character in a coma, let alone a cute girl, forever. That would be like Snow White ending "The poison apple was too strong for anything to wake up Snow White, so she slept until she died of old age. The End.

>>151836178
They are roaming around still, There was a side-story about a elf other than Emilia running around in Lucigna

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>>151836283
That's obvious considering the plot-ties Rem has to the story but for her to come out a-ok is like saying Wilhelm wouldn't be forced to kill his own wife again.

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>>151836342
>Wilhelm wouldn't be forced to kill his own wife again.

She used to love flowers

>>151836396
>She used to love flowers
Now she can be flowers

>>151836342

I thought the whale ate her. Or is that the zombie thing I read about. Oh, and speaking of that, how did Wilhelm remember her in the first place? They were kind of unclear about how you get erased by the whale--like, when Willhelm got eaten, Subaru says the fact they still remember him is proof he's alive, which made it seem like it didn't have to be the mist.

>>151832093
I hate this series so I'll spoil Re:Zero

Subaru's character becomes similar to Lelouch and Light.

>>151836505
The what didn't eat her but rather, she was fighting something more than just the Whale. But she was "alive" for quite some time after she supposedly died.

>>151836508
>Subaru: “Every human is a creature of sin, for which living cannot proceed devoid of victims. Thus, we may have become criminals upon the very instant of our conception in this world. But even so, people live. They are aware that although it produces victims, they cannot acquire things of worth without creating those victims... or such kind of philosophical banter feels pointless with a little girl but, is that what you mean?”

Well, you aren't wrong.

>>151836508

Lelouch and Light weren't ultimately similar. Lelouch never intentionally killed innocent people. He certainly endangered them and exploited them, but don't think he ever killed them.

>>151836505
The whale is a big whale, it doesn't need bullshit fog to kill you. Its why people know it kills people. His previous assumption was just that she died fighting it, but really there was something else involved.

>>151836505
The mist is what erases people, as well as digesting. There are a lot of things to take into consideration for the continuity of the Gluttonies so I wouldn't bother explaining them but just know that Wilhelm wasn't "eaten" in a sense hence why people still remembered him like Theresia.

>>151832093
If Rem didnt get put in a coma she would've never won the Subarubowl.

>>151836758
She would've won anyways. Subaru realized her importance to him when she feigned her death and got him to confess to her.

>>151836758
Really? She had already gotten him to confess back to her a day after he rejected her. There was no stopping that train until she was knocked up.

>>151836917
>>151836928
If she didn't get put in a coma and Emilia said no to the whole polygamy thing, there's a good chance they would've just stayed friends.
Now Subaru is 100% focused on saving her and knows how it feels to live without her. No way he'd ditch Rem now for Emilia.

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>>151837057
You need to consider this:

>Some random guy says he loves you
>But says he loves with other girl equally or possibly more than you
>You decline the offer and him for being a shit
>The other girl being a knowing opportunist comforts him and takes advantage of the situation
>Guy is now a slave to the other girl

Is most likely how it would have turned out

>>151837261
https://twitter.com/nezumiironyanko/status/790193210165374976

>>151832093
Great, now go read the end of Arc 3 and whatever has been translated of arc 4 and stop being such a filthy pleb.

>>151837233
Yeah, but it's just a prank.

Take me to another world loli goddess

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>>151837388

The thing is, won't the WN canon be overwritten by the LN that is still barely past the anime?

>>151837530
Yes and no. The LN is 2 volumes into arc 4 now, so its decently past the anime. There have been some fairly significant restructures but the overall characters and major plot points haven't changed.

>>151832629
Yeah, the LN is the published version of the WN. People are translating the WN, which is far ahead of where the LN is at.

>>151832707
Isn't it heavily implied the Witch of Envy is controlling his save points/what he can or cannot say?

If people press him with questions like "how/why do you know these events", then he'll be prevented by the Witch from specifically telling them about his "Return by Death" ability.

So Subaru is the Archbishop of greed or what? I didn't really get what Betelgeuse.

>>151837921
*I didn't really get what Betelgeuse was going on about

>>151837959
Subaru might be either Pride or Envy, we don't know yet

>>151837959
He smells as strong as an archbishop. Betel thought he might be Pride, since that's the only vacant seat/only one Betel has never met. Subaru is almost certainly not pride, but he does do other weird stuff.

>>151837959

It was Pride. I think the idea was, he had the witch's scent on him so much he thought Subaru must be an archbishop, and the only one he didn't know of was pride.

>>151837921
Actually he's worse than an archbishop.

>>151837704

From what I read, the WN was like 1000 pages, so it had to be drastically condensed for a LN.

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>>151837921
Some people say Pride, some say Greed, others Sloth I say he is the accumulation of all sins or is Envy.

>>151837921
As of arc 4 Subaru is already an supposed archbishop

Which implies he is much worse than an archbishhop.

>>151837233
Where do people read the manga? bato.to only has like 18 chapters translated unfortunately.

>>151838187

Are the archbishops born with their power, or do they have to get it somehow?

>>151838267
Get it out of a box, or at least Pete did

this shit does not even deserve to be compared with my poop, my poop deserves to be treated with more respect in comparison, that is how terribly bad this shit is, it completely shits on everything that is good with the anime industry, I will never understand how plebs like you think, people who believe this load of shit was actually worth their time clearly needs to check in a mental hospital and get their taste buds checked, cause you all clearly lack it.

This show sure became irredeemable trash after episode 18. You made the correct choice of not watching this weekly due to the massive number of shitposters.
>>151833167
>sao
>7/10 anime
Fuck off with your mal ratings, if you honestly believe this you need to watch more than 20 anime.

>>151839028
>>151838723
Don't you have another board you could be shitting up right now?

>>151839028
Suck it remfag

>>151839286

I believe it was Pope who said "So much they scorn the crowd, that if the throng by chance go right, they purposely go wrong" to describe this sort of person.

>>151838333

Pete?

Author needs to just kill Rem off for good so I can finally drop this shitty series.

>>151839436
Archbishop of Sloth
Betelgeuse, Pete.

>>151839436
His name is properly Petelgeuse. Supposedly there's a reason, but we don't know what.

>>151839668
For some reason I keep seeing his name as Beetlejuice, and I have no clue why.

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>>151832093
you're going to hate it eventually if you're on of those "if it's popular it's bad " also rem best girl

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>>151839932
As suspected of seasonal waifu fag scum, what the fuck are you trying to say? Why would he hate it "eventually" if its already popular? Wouldn't he just hate it from the start if he only hated popular things?

Try, "youll hate if eventually if youre one of those with over 300 series watched"

>>151840161

I don't know how I could come to hate something I already like.

I watched it because /a/ seemed to be following it while it was airing and I usually enjoy those sort of shows, I just didn't have the energy at the time to watch it.

>>151840161
yes! those guys enjoy watching popular shit but hate it and shit about it after they finish it! they might call it guilty pleasure as well

>>151840742
I fucking hated sword art online, but love re:zero

>>151839718
Memes

>>151841043
but you at least enjoyed the first arc

>>151836653
>Lelouch never intentionally killed innocent people.
When he was pissed about Shirley's death and had everyone in the Geass city slaughtered, including unarmed civilians and the children who were just experiments.

>>151842070
They weren't that innocent. Don't forget that group of kid(s) who used their geass on the pilot and killed them.

>>151843420
Self-defense.

>>151832093

Mostly right.

She's not totally dead, just in a coma. But the bit where everyone forgot she existed and Subaru's save point was too late is true, though. As far as we're told she can be saved by killing the fucker who did that to her or something like that.

Everyone knows the real reason Rem got killed off was because the author didn't like how much more popular she got than emilia.

When you decide to write your entire story about a NEET falling in love with a mary sue witch princess, ain't there no time to care about a filthy demon who is only there to waste her time and energy helping the ungrateful bastard who never saw her in a romantic light and was willing to drop her like a used condom after starting from 0.

>>151844741
Nah, he is pretty butthurt he can't mash that potato

>>151844741
Assuming that's true, the author is a retard of a writer who brought it on himself.

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>>151844906
>Subaru has to hold back from touching her further because of her condition

At what point are they just gonna drop pants and have wild sex?

>>151845160
Subaru is saving himself for Emilia, so never.

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>>151845178
Well he sucks considering all the crazy shit those two have been doing. It also took Ferris to cockblock those two from kissing as well. It also took Ram to keep those two separated so they wouldn't goof off or flirt during work hours at the mansion.

>>151845178
Subaru's sex drive is pretty much gone since Rem is in coma.

>>151845160
Author said he likes tow rite about platonic relationship, so no carnal sex for you anon.

By the end of the anime, how long has Subaru been in this world, I mean by the world's perspective, not his. Like a month?

>>151845874
around 4 months

I want Julius to NTR Subaru with Emilia like this.

>Subaru wakes up gagged and tied to a chair
>Julius is in front of him and tells him he still hasn't forgiven him for insulting them
>proceed to start fucking a drowsy, drooling Emilia in front of him
>Julius tells Subaru that he has poisoned him with a particularly painful poison that will make him die a slow death
>nakadashi, impreg Emilia in front of Subaru as he suffers from the poison effects and finally dies
>checkpoint is the moment Subaru wakes up in the chair

Repeat forever while Subaru has to watch Julius fuck Emilia's brains out every loop.

>>151845775
Ram and Roswaal fuck in the canon story and Rem and Subaru and the what if though. He doesn't like to state it directly but through suggestions

>>151845874
about 35 days

>>151845874
1 day arc 1, 5 days arc 2, timeskip between arc 2 and 3 for ~25 days, 2? days arc 3

>>151845975
Julius is canonically gay though. He has a big crush of Reinhardt.

>>151846082
>The world is filled with all kinds of baller magic and sword techniques.
>You opt for fucking fairies.
No shit he's gay.

>>151833799
>GGO
>Enjoyable

Pick One

i haven't watched re:zero but i watched the first 30 seconds and it sucked balls so op clearly has not very good taste

>>151845775
>Writes an AU where Subaru and Rem do everything explicitly on-screen except sex, while making reference to all the crazy sex they have
>Write a different AU where the only reason he doesn't fuck her is because she's already super pregnant.
Yeah, he sure hates romantic relationships. Pure friendship all the way.

>>151846630
That's why he puts the implied sex scenes in the AU and not the canon.

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SE soon.

>>151846670
Ram and Roswaal confirmed for purest friendship?

>>151844996

All of us have shit taste in something.

>>151832176
It's not so great if you can't relate to its themes

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>>151832176
>Yes unfortunately
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151846805
Friends with benefits.

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>>151845160
They would have if Gluttony didn't cockblock them. She would have also helped raise the adoptive daughterus Subaru has as well.

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>>151847931
>[Rem: I’m sure it won’t always be fun times. Not everything will go as well as I imagine it. We might have no boys and they might all be daughters instead. Subaru-kun might feel ashamed about his family.]

I wait for the good times

>>151847931
Beako is pretty much already Rem's daughteru

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>>>/r/eddit

>>151848158
>Beatrice
>Ever belonging to anyone but Subaru

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>>151848007
That entire rant killed me inside, especially with that VA.
I fucking hate love triangles. She totally deserves all of that.

>>151848220
>Changes her bed and washes her clothes when she wets the bed
>Feeds her tasty things
Subaru ain't doing either of those things.

>>151848220
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ps5lqro6W_ynFJdjzi7ok-s5QAo9FZyNA2skrrhheUc/edit

Rem/Beako short story

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>>151848007
Remember, this is a heartwarming story.

>>151848220
>[Subaru: Rem habitually and thoroughly takes care of you too, you know. Who do you think washes your underwear and washes the wet futon when you wet the bed?]
>[Beatrice: Why are you saying such sudden things yourself!? Such a lady like myself, when could I──when could I have possibly wet myself!? You need to keep your reckless babbling in check, I suppose!]

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>Subaru: [It’s easy to catch a cold when the seasons change, so be careful.]
>[Beatrice: Hmm. It’s pointless to worry that much about me. I’m not that weak enough to have you worry about me. Don’t get too full of yourself, I suppose.]
>[Subaru: Worrying about you...or rather, taking care of you if you catch a cold sounds like a pain. I feel bad for Rem when I think about her not coming across your room easily and having the porridge she made become cold as a result. At least be admirable when you catch a cold. You sure aren’t a cute loli.]

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>[Rem: ----Yes, open wide.]
>[Beatrice: *Gulp*, I suppose. ------Huhh! Damn it!]
>She scoops up the cooking, holds out the spoon, and Beatrice becomes shocked, as she ate it involuntarily. However, her surprise lasted only for a moment. She immediately changes to an entranced expression and says
>[Beatrice: Mmmm…….You put it in my mouth, I suppose. But, it doesn’t taste bad. Not bad.]

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>[Beatrice: Little by little! You said little by little! You really are perverse…..]
>[Rem: Yes, open wide.]
>[Beatrice: Aan, I suppose…...mmm, it’s delicious. Don’t mess with me, I suppose!]

Nah, she's mom now.

>>151848482
>200 years old
>Still wets the bed
Hah

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>>151848713
You can't really blame her considering Beako's actual shitty mother stopped her from ageing until the contract is overwritten.

Echidna is still best Witch though.