Get in the car or I'll be forced to use this.
A loli? How did you know my one weakness?
>still buckled up
You can't even reach the outside of the car. What's the point of this threat?
I just noticed the girl is riding the car without the proper support for little children. Is she going to be okay?
>>151830007
>no rock music and coca cola.
no failed op.
>>151830007
What do you want to do in that car?
>>151830007
I thought this was a photoshop. I thought the implication wasPrincess Lover.
>>151830157
How many anons actually like rock music?
>>151830973
No beer?
No deal.
Is there any defense against the rape whistle?
I don't see how any mortal man can overcome it if those evil little monster threaten you with it.
>>151830973
Where's the beer?
>>151830928
Depends on what you mean. "Rock" is a pretty broad term
>>151831991
Well most of these pics usually have classic rock record covers
What's the best way to repel lolis? I tried hiding and praying to god, but they find me everytime.
>>151830007
That's a big car and a tiny girl
>>151831855
>>151831932
>>151832186
Now we're talking.
>>151832186
O-ok I'm coming in.
>>151832122
you baka baka
god ships loli x male in the biblical canon
>>151832186
No nachos?
>>151832238
>>151832186
>no nachos
>no vidya
>no Star Wars action figures
These lolis are getting soft, and so am I.
>>151832264
>>>no nachos
>>no vidya
>>no Star Wars action figures
If you want to trick /v/ you can't use loli.
>>151832186
that switch/whip needs to be shopped to a SlimJim
>>151832236
works for me
>>151832445
kek
Did they make Franziska into a loli or is that some sort of a flashback thing
Maybe she has some rock cds and ice cold beer.
>>151830007
>two years old
>>151830007
>implying you can whip a defence attorney
>>151832953
Wanna try?
>>151832650
>Did they make Franziska into a loli
As much as I'd love to see a 3 years old prosecutor whipping people in court, I don't think that'd be feasible.
>>151830058
>not respecting Franziska von Karma
>Franziska will never be relevant again
>>151834455
What do people like about her? She just seemed like a coarse bitch.
>ywn see an Ace Attorney anime with the art and animation quality of the Pachinko machines
The 1-5 scenes blow me away each time I watch them. I want to die.
>>151832953
You can, Phoenix is just weirdly indestructible though.
>>151834595
>Rise from the Ashes OVA never
>T&T anime never
>all we got was a low budget anime
Fucking Capcom.
>>151834710
It's surprising that it got an anime at all to be honest. They should've just animated the manga cases or something instead though.
>>151834563
>he doesn't like being whipped by a qt
what are you, gay?
>>151834563
As a prosecutor she's not that great. She was fine in JFA's second case, made good points but her own pride/ridiculous anger issues get in the way. She was pretty shit in the third case but then everything is pretty shit in that case. Those are the only times we see her fully prosecute cases. She's a fun assistant/support though, as proven by T&T's final case + her appearances in the AAI games.
Also she's cute.
>>151834774
Not if it's because they're being salty about having their argument blown up.
no yhanks, good old 109 is enough for me
>>151832650
It's a flashback of Edgy getting taken in by the von Karmas.
The circus case is great. Its cast is fun and its logic is just as sound as most other cases, that is to say, barely. That doesn't make them bad. These games aren't supposed to be completely realistic so the fact that the cloak got caught on the statue shouldn't be considered as big of a deal as it often is. Memewhile, case 1-2 is stupid because Redd White caved too easily and Mia was gay and dumb in it.
>>151832122
>>151835267
It's kinda funny how one of the best parts of the anime was the fucking circus case, and then CR made it even better with the burger ramen.
>>151835267
Honestly, the thing I dislike most about 2-3 was the music in it. I hated every track associated with that case.
1-2 was good aside from Mia stealing your thunder at the end I felt.
What's the worst that could happen?
>>151835373
Despite really liking it in the game, I do agree that the anime version of it was better.
>>151835385
That's understandable. I get lost in AA games frequently and that circus tent song eventually grated on me.
I wanted to like the case because April May, the bellboy, and Redd White were fun and antagonist Edgeworth was great too. It just feels underdeveloped and rushed whenever I replay it.
>>151830151
she could throw it. I guess
>>151835688
>>151834658
>falls off a flaming bridge into a 40 foot deep canyon landing into a raging river
>only gets a cold
>>151832373
>>151836228
beautifully done
>>151836106
>>151832264
>>151832953
>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Phoenix Is Really Fucking Pissed
Why is he so mad in all of the promo?
>>151836947
because Capcom wont let him fuck Maya
>>151836947
Capcom keeps shipping him with Maya despite Pearl being right there and way better
>>151837013
I'd be mad too
>>151836926
Marry me!
>>151836926
Just rape already. I will never lost to a loli.
>>151837146
b-but what if you spill the nachos?
>>151836926
>tfw I actually own that same chewbacca figure
>>151837235
Are you a loli by chance?
>>151837188
I will clean it with my tongue.
>>151837256
N-no
>>151837298
south florida
>>151837298
You want to fuck orhold handsanyway?
>>151837351
>hand holding
how lewd
>>151836926
how does a man resist this?
I love lolis but I don't care for classic rock or beer.
Will I ever be able to attract a loli?
>>151837468
By having a imouto waiting at home.
>>151837557
>ywn have a qt imouto
>>151830007
Will she use it anyway if I ask?
Teach me lewd things Franziska-chan!
>>151832186
>>151836926
Well count me as good as rape cause i cant resist the lure.
>>151838186
>ywn
The fuck is this shit.
>>151840395
You will never.
Lurk for 6 months.
>>151840395
>ywn be as out of the loop as this anon
>>151836926
Goodbye virginity I guess
>>151840894
>>151840919
Oh come on, next you'll tell me that "kys" is acceptable too.
>>151840997
>>151840919
feels good man
>>151836926
I feel like there's more we can add to this to create the ultimate lolicon bait
>>151836947
he goes up against a court that basically hates attorneys and tries to accuse maya in the first case. it sucked until the final chapter, which was great. they always manage to pull the whole game through at the end. second game was best when you force the guy to convict himself. a great series, worth the money, although the bullshit dlc from capcom hurts the last 2 a little
>>151842200
"Why, I'm not a loli, I'm an adult man just like you!"
>>151842752
Don't mind me, just grilling!
>>151842752
"Sorry mam but I don't trust Jews"
>>151843082
You're grilling that all wrong, man!
Move over and lemme do it for you.
>>151843082
>>151843082
Looks like a sausage fest man
where are the babes?
>>151843244
>DS
No.
Roleplaying is not /a/ related.
>>151843244
Have gone too far.
Or not far enough?Add Godzilla in the background
I'm working on a new deck for my house!
I don't want all that stuff, just let me fuck the loli.
>>151846256
HOLY SHIT IT WAS A TRAP SOMEBODY HELP
>>151832122
>What's the best way to repel lolis?
Be ugly. This also works on any type of human.
Remember to carry your survival weapons at all times. You never know if that other cool guy you're meeting for beer and rock music is a devious loli trick.
>>151846815
Does red peppers works too?
>>151846815
And remember, it's not free pizza if you have to use JavaScript!
>>151847014
Might not be bitter enough for all threats. It's better to stay protected and go green.
>>151847103
Well... heres my arsenal
Am i protected enough?
>>151847175
No. Double that and have your loli alarm ready always.
>>151844425
At this point she would stop being a loli all together and be more like my father in law.
>>151847175
>carrying a crate of poopie veggies around
What a dork, leave those at home instead of being a loser at the bar with your peppers. Now come meet us for beer.
>>151847293
IT'S A TRAP!
>>151847293
BEGONE LOLI!!
LOLI HAET GNU