ITT: We write the first 4chan anime. Hard mode: No phones.

In a world where phones never existed

>>151817381
We already have Welcome the NHK, there's no need for anything else.

>>151817381
lolis in prison

Dr. Pavel,

>>151817406
really makes you think

>>151817406
a boy falls in love with a girl

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>>151817412
pretty much

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>>151817412
Not bad
Desu/ 10

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so welcome to the nhk without misaki?

A man is trapped on a desolate island with nothing but a banana. Feeling extreme loneliness, he begins to hallucinate. His banana starts talking to him. They become best friend. However, the man eventually begins to starve. Will he eat his best friend in order to live?

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>>151817381
what would happen if an average /a/non get send to an isekai?

>>151817555
Hijinks ensue

A white-haired cat girl works in an office, making sure some computers work. One day, she hires a blonde girl with two hair pins (W and T). Over the course of the show, the blonde girl causes all sorts of trouble, and the cat girl has to figure out what's going on. Throughout the show, the cat girl goes from cheerful and blissfully ignorant to being downright unfriendly, eventually selling out her position to find a better life.

Recurring characters include personifications of all the sfw boards, /b/ as a bear, and /v/ as their favorite angry asshole.

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>>151817587
Laughed harder then I should've.

>>151817555
>/a/:zero
I'd like to think about what would happen next.

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pic related

Where are our writefags?

We need them here, right now.

>Spend time crafting post that I put many efforts into.
>This faggot op comes along and makes better post.
>No peoples in my post.
>Feels like a dumb cunt too stupid to kms.
>"Error:Post won't deleted"
fug

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>>151817657

I have never ever seen a keit-ai reference without this reply hit before the thread dies. And there's always just one.

It'd be KonoSuba.

The protagonist is a Japanese high school student. He is an avid collector of Nazi memorabilia and an extreme Holocaust denier. One day, when walking back from the local antique shop, he gets hit by a truck.

When he wakes up, he finds himself on a train packed full of people. Looking into his reflection in the window, he realizes he's become a Jewish boy in 1943, and he's headed straight to Auschwitz.

Using his knowledge of the events he once believed to have never happened, will our protagonist be able to escape and get back to his own time?

Find out in "I Can't Believe I Was Turned into a Jew and Sent to a Nazi Concentration Camp!"

>>151817709
It's part of the meme.

>>151817646
Gold

Demons have started appearing from within the Internet, an most come from a site called 4chan, an Internet hate machine and made up of a single hacker.

A racially and sexually equal task force is made, to use a special power called diversity that has been found to banish demons.

Their are also residents trapped in the 4chan which has never happened in other areas, and the only way to communicate is through the mipla, a handy device that uses radiowaves to contact these residents.

Much spooks and deaths occur as they start to question the nature of diversity.

>>151817646
goblin slayer still hasn't satisfied you guys has it?

>>151817748
Fuck, I'd actually watch this.

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alright boys, first frame - lets keep the ball rolling

>>151817792
Started reading that today. It's got a pretty good mix of comedy and almost too serious action. I love it. Goblins need to die.

>>151817748
Should be, "Mein Kamp'f Believe I Was Turned into a Jew and Sent to a Nazi Concentration Camp"

>>151817748

Plot twist, he never gets gassed but all the jews around him start making up stories and he spends his life trying to convince people to no avail.
Until he discovers /pol/

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>>151817381

>Semen Demon

So there's this guy who has a crush on a girl, and he's building up the courage to ask her out. When he finally does, he writes her a letter (cliche love letter and all that) and meets her behind the school. Right after he confesses, but before he can hear her response, she gets chomped by a demon right in front of him.

As he stares at the demon in shock while it lunges at him, a demon hunter who had been chasing the demon in question arrives and fends it off, saving his life. However, she is unable to prevent it from fleeing, and thus continues to chase it. Left with nothing but the memories of that unbelievable experience, the guy goes home in shock, unable to comprehend what just happened and convincing himself that he'd been so worked up over confessing that he'd driven himself to delusions.

The next day, the girl the guy had a crush on appears at school as normal, but at lunchtime she comes to him and asks if she can speak with him alone. He agrees, and they move to the roof, which nobody else is on because it's close to winter and most people wouldn't be eating out in the cold. The girl confesses to the guy, pulls him in for an embrace, and goes for a kiss, but right before their lips touch the girl's head explodes and her body collapses. The boy, face covered in gore, falls down and watches in horror as the girl's body starts to move and her head regenerates, but is soon pulled back by the same demon hunter who saved him the day before.

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I notice that a lot of Japanese animes have an element of things being summoned by kids to do battles. So Marvel Disk Wars, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Yu Gi Oh, etc. And I notice Japan is lacking in cultural sensitivity. So I invented a new anime idea.

The anime is called "Trigger Nigger" (トリガーニガー [Torigānigā]), and it is about a Japanese school boy called Luther, who on his 6th birthday gets gifted a G.A.T (Gun of African Teleportation). This revolver like device contains six chambers, each chamber can hold a 'BULIT' (Black Undead Low-calibre Instantaneous Teleporter). These BULITs contain the spirits of black people throughout time and space. They may just be common ones, like Tyrone who lives in Atlanta or Bongani the Zulu. But the powerful ones that the protagonists seek are famous ones like Steve Urkel, DMX, Malcolm X, Precious, Al Jolson, Queen Latifah, Trayvon Martin, Oprah Winfrey, Tupac, Biggie, Benjamin Sisko etc.

The main arc follows Luther and his friends as Luther tries to become the ultimate Triggermeister. In this it's sort of like Pokemon, with Luther acquiring new BULITs and battling other Triggermeisters. The primary antagonist is Nathaniel Ahmed Alan Charles Paton (also known as NaAcP). His goal is to amass all the BULITs in the world, and trigger them at once, completely destroying mankind with the equivalent of a billion LA Riots all over the world. Luther and his pals will confront NaAcP frequently, as the series progresses.

The opening theme is New Slaves by Kanye West, but covered by SNSD.
The closing theme is Missing You by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs.

Anyway, any ideas for how I could tweak it? Any suggestions to improve it? I reckon it could be the best shonen anime, as it mixes the great music of hip hop, with fascinating black culture, and with the always popular 'monster battler' format of show.

>>151817381
I tried /a/. Here are three ideas:

(1) Magic Academy

>Mc and his childhood friend are the first two peasants from the countryside who get to attend a prestigious magic academy.
>This academy has always been the pinnacle of society for magical nobles and wizards within their home country.
>The Mc and their childhood friend were found to be magically adept, passed the written tests offered by the academy, and had lot of their fellow neighbors and villagers pitch in money for them to attend schooling.
>The main reason for the Mc and their childhood friend attending the academy is for them to learn about Earth Magic to assist in farming and helping out their village. To earn extra credit and money, the school permits the renting of their mage students to adventure parties/mercs, defending villages, and slaying monsters.

The whole story focuses on the Mc and childhood friend's effort to fit into the blue blood academy, tag along with expert adventurers in killing monsters for extra credit, and learning the foundation of magic/lore building.

(2) Smith Girl to Adventurer

>A local blacksmith becomes the girlfriend to a Adventurer in a high fantasy land.
>The two become involved in romantic actions and adventures as the two figure out how to express their love for each other with a wild cast of characters such as: Elf Thief, Dark Elf Innkeeper, Femdom Princess, Noble Merchant, Old Wizard, Old Wizard's Brother (Female), A Paladin pumped up on JUSTICE, and others.

(3) Fairy & Inn

The Melancholy of Titania the Fairy:

->Everyday humans live their lives doing mundane things until they pass away.
>Curious about the life of Humans, Titania the Queen of the Fairies attempts to become like them by becoming a tavern owner with the assistance of a little boy known as Oberon, and using her army of Fairies as bar maids and security.

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daily lives of highschool boys-esque slice of life featuring 4-tans

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>>151817646
Are. You. Sure.

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you've already got a fantastic story right under your noses.

why reinvent the wheel with something so fancy when the most simple things in life that we take for granted are always the most meaningful in our lives.

I say we base our story in something like this. I always enjoy reading it.

>>151817555
Teach maths.

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>>151817856
FUND IT

One of those edgy little girl cardgame anime, but replace the little girls with neckbeards and what ever shit cardgames with legacy MTG.

>>151818021
Does the internet not exist in the fucking future?

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>>151818027
how foolish, but exquisite!

>>151817709
It's automatically generated, check this webpage's code. It must be around line 86, 75 or 309

>>151818074
not in this reality, may or may not happen. its interesting to think about.

>>151818074

You can already see the first signs of that today.

They're starting to isolate countries.

>>151818104
so it's posted whenever someone says phone ?

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>>151817856
>Torigānigā
I need this.

>>151818021
So you can either go with something relatable and meaningful to today's ever changing world or continue in your delusions of highschool fantasies and fap your way to eternal death. That's your choice.

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>>151818137
Aye, you didn't understand

>>151818237
That one little letter swap completely changed the meaning and tone of your entire post.

>>151817839
next arc would be the use of oblique tactics called memetic warfare

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>In 2XXX the world comes to an end as Angel's and Demons emerge to wage war against each other for superiority. Magic and Technology clash destroying the modern world though some pockets exist.
>MC is a 42 year old man who use to be part of the Army that lost his wife and daughteru in the conflict, and works as the boss of his own small mercenary company for the remaining parts of Humanity.
>He is given a special job by one of his former colleagues a Colonel in the remnants of a country to deliver a loli to the military facility half away across the country.
>Little does the MC know that the little girl is selected to become the vessel for God or Lucifer, depending on which faction that acquires her (Angel or Demon) and this sends an entire army of zealous Angels/Paladins and bat shit crazy Demons/Cultists after him and his crew as they try to get her to the facility where the military has a third plan set up for her.
>You also have MC and crew stopping in some cities/outposts/ and other places encounter other legendary creatures of myth to kill them, or making friends with them to solve a crisis, and the MC teaching the little girl how to fend for herself and believing she's his dead daughter.

Think almost SMT.

>>151817381
A 30 year old NEET/Hikki goes outside, suddenly he is hit by a speeding truck and dies. Grieve stricken, he doesn't pass on to heaven/hell and instead is reborn as a truck a year later. He is one of the new driverless trucks that people are hyping about. As a truck without any driver, he is free to explore the world and live out the world of dream. Yet his neet/hikki habits haven't gone. This anime will be about a NEET/Hikki truck, who fears humans.

>>151818260
well, there you are your 3 choices then. either is fine I suppose.

>>151818304

And naturally he eventually has to get some lolis/xmas cakes to ride in him.

>>151818304
Does truck-kun have an internet connection?

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>>151817856
>トリガーニガー

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>>151817381
>penis with wings
What does this mean?

>>151818357
Yes, but enabling it also turns on GPS tracking, which allows him to be located. It serves as a source of inner conflict for truck-kun.

Anon goes back in time to kill moot and prevent 4chan from existing

>>151817381
CGDCT about the boards-tan

>L.30 Wizard NEET isekai'd into low-tech magic realm
>The main source of mana is shitposting via scrolls
>MC trains peasants in the arts of shitposting
>Noob jannies suddenly spawn in MC town
>Mass banning ensues

>>151818394
>hijinks ensue and it turns out anon actually IS moot and accidentally creates 4chan

>>151817856
Can't wait till the episode where he captures Snoop Dogg, or the white nigga Michael Jackson

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A comedy anime featuring Truck-kun the narcoleptic truck driver and the countless lives he's destroyed in an episodic format

>>151817381

Let's be fucking honest: The first 4chan Anime will be Keit-Ai. Sooner or later someone's going to actually animate and make it a real thing, and idiots like me will give him the money to do so.

>>151818519
...They already did though. It's even been turned into multiple manga/webcomics.

Would be over if you guys just stop posting the meme

Fucking phone meme always ruining threads.

>>151818486
An Isekai where a 36 year old neet anon get transported to an alternate dimension where he's a mildly successful middle class man who married the his longtime crush and has has a perfect son and daughter, he also has a stable high paying job which he enjoys

>>151818546

None of that matters though. It'll take a full Anime Series, most likely released online on youtube or Amazon or similar. 13 Episodes or more, 22 minute episodes, fully hand-animated.

>>151818585
No it won't. You fuckers will still keep posting that gay shit regardless of what happens.

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Outside of White City a sparkling paradise of hopes and dreams, where the very rich and wealthy lives lies the Ghetto. The Ghetto is broken down part of the world where criminals, gangsters, and all sorts of run down thrash lives.

Every 10 years White City holds a grand competition for the inhabitants of The Ghetto to participate in, and for the people of White City to have as entertainment. A death game where members of the Ghetto using their own personal devices and knowledge are pitted against the people of White City who uses technology and has control over majority of the battlefield where the death game takes place.

The people of the Ghetto who win this death game gets to come live in White City with their families and have their dreams come true.

White City has always won the death games held between it and the Ghetto, but a young boy of the Ghetto enters into the tournament hell bent on winning to escape the savage life of the Ghetto for his two imoutos and to become the Hero that they look up to.

>>151817555
>"hurr durr look at how retarded I am"
>"fuck off retard anon"
>"joke on you, I was only pretending"

>>151818624
but anon the tags are historical, fantasy

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>>151817856
Yooooooo

>http://www.novelupdates.com/series/i-reincarnated-into-a-vending-machine/

>>151818486
Make the daughter be a genderbent version of her father.

If 4chan were to be made into an anime, I'd be that one obnoxious Kapplin shipper that image dumped in every thread.

>>151817748
He better never learns faggy ass moral from this. I want him to get out and go right back to being a nazi

>>151817856
Also a white cop will go around with a normal gun, but incapable of shooting these niggers, he decides it is time for him to evolve and get more modern by selling his gun and buying a G.A.T, he starts of with a black cop BULIT and must make his way to the top procuring black people of justice such as black Captain America and black Batman

>>151817856
Winrar

>>151817792
>>151817646
Konosuba+Goblin Slayer+FMP

>>151818543
Shut the fuck up you mongol. No one wants to read your shit fan-fic. Get bent

A deity or whatever gave a weab the ability to make a real waifu through drawing but the weab can't draw for shit so he tried but he still can't so he gave up and just settled for Jessica who works at AT&T

>>151819171
What about a heartwarming story where MC attends an art school to get good, only to be surrounded by lolis who want his dick, but he has to save his virginity for his future waifu

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After an act of kindness to him, a boy falls heads over heels in love with his school's top delinquent/slut and does everything in his power, taking advice from others, and reading books on how to be a gentleman in order to enter into a relationship with her thinking they could be a happy couple and he could redeem her/her status at the school.

The slut enters into the relationship with the boy taking it as a joke, and thinking he just wants a quick fuck and dates a few other guys before realizing the boy is serious and begins to reform herself.

Opening Song: Shaggy - It wasn't me
Ending Song: Elvis Presley - If I can dream

>>151817856
Shieeet, been a while since i've seen this pasta

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>>151819283
I like it alot, but it doesn't really scream 4chan. Maybe if each door lead to some sort of board related universe?

>>151819349
Door Punch is as 4chan as it gets.

also fuck that anon, I was just writing an equally cliched shounen version of this

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>>151817646
>knight with full concealing helmet that only communicate with gestures

American foreign exchange student with no powers ends up in shonen high school in Japan.

Now he must survive using the power of American dick waving/ducking the fuck down as he's forced into the role of a civilian caught in the crossfire between the standard shonen Hero crew and the evil student council who wishes to take over the world.

During the climax of the series between a fist fight between the student council president and the shonen Hero after majority of the fighting has happened the American foreign exchange is able to destroy the doomsday device.

He then claims America saved the world 3 times..

>>151819509
>the lady knight who shows up for one episode and is close to Armor-Kun
>all the girls get jealous, cue hinjinx
she's his sister

>>151819603
A Certain Patriotic American

>>151817646
>burly farmer working in field
>hears noise, looks off in the distance
>four different towers suddenly light up, and fire beams into the sky
>moon starts falling to earth slowly, dragged by the beams
>farmer nods
>walks into his shack, walks back out with a rusty sword
>starts walking down the road towards the first tower
>arrives without much trouble, a few random encounters along the way
>enters first chamber
>sees a skeleton on the floor
>stares for thirty seconds
>picks up rock and lobs it at skeleton
>huge weight slams down, crushing and killing anyone who would have been in it's path like the skeleton
>man nods and skirts around the walls of the room

Anyway, lot of stuff like that, Duke Togo or Anton Shigger style of just not speaking and letting the viewer work it out. He has to go smash all four crystals to stop the moon. Hyper realistic fights, like he deals with swordmooks relatively easily, but the first encounter with a bowman is rough on him. And when he gets the bow off the dead guy he only has like three arrows and he has to keep retrieving them after he shoots. He encounters a fairy that won't shut the fuck up so he traps it in a jar and later uses it to distract an enemy.

Stuff like that.

>>151817634
their stupidity would get them killed
the end

The life of a boy in the middle east. Eventually joins a terrorist organisation and comes to see all the harm he's done. Then gets nuked by the god-emperor of mankind.

>>151817634
>>151819823

Journal about /A/nons in a Fantasy World

Day 1: A mysterious portal has opened up across our land and people coming from a mysterious world have fell in after "posted", "Take me to another world loli goddess." on a "message board". Most of them seem harmless, but wear strange clothes and have strange looks. Some our quite useful, but others young. A few died during their fall down to our world and others got murdered or raped, possibly not in that order by monsters thinking it as a joke or something else.

Day 2: It seems that portal in the sky opens and closes once a day. More of those people fell in. I talked to one, he claimed he posted on a "board called /a/ on 4chan." whatever that is. I guess it's his homeland. Most of the people he calls from his world are known as "/A/nons." and so the surrounding people of the land have started calling the strange world visitors "/A/nons". It seems some are still disillusioned about coming to this world and few caught trespassing and loitering. We've given comfort to a few in our local barns in-exchange they work, we'll provide only dinner and lunch to them.

Day 3: It seems language in that mysterious world is divided, but for some reason since coming to ours all /A/nons can speak ours. Sad thing involving the /A/nons is that a few bad apples actually came to our land and one of our girls got attacked in a group by a few male /A/nons. We had to round them up and hang them, most of the people in the town aren't starting to trust /A/nons though some are interesting talking about weird things they have in their world and carrying "technology" like "cell phones, tablets, watches, pocket knives, and other things". We're supposed to have a town meeting to deal with the gathering of /A/nons before they-if they become a problem.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151817445
It's Pavel hakase you retard

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151820092
>>151820125
>Wants to go to another world.

Did you guys forget.
>Anons died on the first day.
>Some got murdered and raped.
>Possibly not in that order.
>By monsters.
>Others got killed during their falls.

>>151820007
Day four: a guild was established to control and assist the /a/nons in assimilating to our world. It was decided that the guild would also deal with expelling troublesome and dangerous /a/nons. For whatever reason the /a/nons refuse to call guild members anything other than "janitor" or "mod"

>>151820146
Worth it.

>>151820146
>be transported
>have a chance to live in a hell like place

OR

>be here
>live in a struggle getting by
>no chance for something interesting.

I'll take my chances.

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>>151820160
fucking gold
more

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>>151817381
I think we deserve a full version of the Door Punch anime. I always imagined it as some edgy shounen, but now I think that a battle-themed journey from one weird country with a certain door theme to another would work better (think Rolling Girls with a hint of Katanagatari).
The first episode would go something like this
>MC is an orphan from a remote village in the mountains
>he never knew his parents and was raised by an old man who serves as village's shaman of sorts
>rural life in the mountains is tough but rewarding and the villagers are honest and hardworking people
>it's a normal village except it doesn't have a graveyard since it's common knowledge there that old and sick people who feel they are approaching the end just disappear one day and their souls are believed to become guardian spirits of the house and the family
>one night MC wakes up and notices the old man leaving the house
>he follows him and comes to the outskirts of the village
>there's another old guy there, he's visibly sick and in pain but strangely calm
>'this is the place I've chosen' he says to the old shaman with a weak smile
>'so be it, the cycle of life must continue'
>the shaman suddenly punches the old guy and he turns into wooden door
>MC is shocked and runs away trying hard not to scream
>he has heard form older villagers that people disappear and knew there's nobody who makes doors there but never connected the facts
>he faints from exhaustion somewhere in the forest
>next day he wakes up in his and shaman's house
>he is told the truth about the door punchers and the shaman starts to train him as his successor

Commence training arc and learning how doorpunching is crucial to the life of the village and humanity in general. Timeskip, on his first mission MC accidentaly punches a little girl who wanted to protect her granma into a cellar hatch (disgrace for doorpuncher). MC in tears vows to travel the world and find out how door can be made without punching people.

Eventually /a/nons settle down doing odd jobs and becoming regular, though odd, citizens of what they will forever refer to as "the starting village" some become adventurers of some note. However some of the /a/nons expelled by the mods are captured by the demon lord. Now the demon lord is advancing on the empire's territory with an army equipped with strange and new weapons that only other /a/nons recognize. The people of this world turn to the outcast and sometimes ostracized to teach them how to resist the demon lord and his army of "shitposters"

>>151820279
Oh, also he learns that legends say some cities of the past used to have doorpuncher guilds. Generally the technology to make doors normally was lost long ago and was replaced by doorpunching. Only people at the death's door know about it (the truth is just bestowed to them one day and their final will draws a doorpuncher, sometimes they choose a specific place to 'die' so their grandchildren would build a house there or something).

There are weird different countries/places with different approaches to doorpunching and in each episode the MC tries to understand them or solve a problem. For example
>europe-themed union of small kingdoms where muscular nobles lift every day and are proud of their strength
>they reserve the right to take every peasant's firstborn son from their domain
>turns out both of those are for elite doorpunching competitions where children are punched into exquisite door and the best doorpuncher lord is crowned the king of the country
>MC is enraged at first and challenges some of them to fistfights, but then he learns that the country used to face overpopulation and that was the only humanitarian solution, since the new doors along with other resources are given to the peasants so they can build more houses

also a true nipponese land where doorpunchers are assassins, small island with a hermit who retired from doorpunching people and learned to punch animals into curtains that he uses instead of door and so on. At some point MC discovers that doorpuncher guilds of old are now serious businesses. One particularly evil corporation uses loan shark tactics to manipulate people into signing a contract that cancels the debt only if they offer themselves to the corporation doorpuncher and they employ this tactic on massive scale to fulfill giant orders. They have a badass fighter who uses kicks to turn people into revolving door (MC's rival) and the boss' power turn into automatic sliding door.

Studio: DEEN
Director: Anon
Title: Rape me Tentacle-sensei

Sole male teacher in an all girl school ate radioactive takoyaki and gained power to tentacle rape any student using his mind.

>>151817381
Isekai easy.

>>151820146
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151819643
>he also has a railgun
>the literal railgun not the waifu railgun

>>151820160
>>151820268
Here is proper Day 4

Day 4: The current number of /A/nons have grown surprisingly large. During our town meeting we thought it would be best to try and assimilate them to our world. Several /A/nons who seemed to carry important jobs from their world have stepped forward to become leaders and organizers of the /A/nons. They called this /A/ Guild with a clear mission objective to:

1) Create productive citizens of /A/nons who come to our world.
2) To be recognized force and face of the people of the mysterious world.
3) Become the representative union of /A/nons who are under the guilds protection and punish them accordingly.

During this first meeting of /A/ Guild they established the hierarchy after several bouts of yelling what form of governance they need. The leaders of /A/ Guild would be voted in with a system of "democracy" every 4 years. These people in charge would make the laws of /A/ Guild and be the leading force and are known as "Mods". The "Mods" would then vote from one of their ranks the "Admin" who they nick named "New Moot" who would then select the "Janitors" who would oversee the actions of their fellow /A/nons as field leaders. The entire what they call "Moderation Team" also acts as the judges for /A/nons within the guild who don't follow the rules and the "Janitors"

We've regained some trust from this hierarchy. Though we believe we don't have enough room for the increasing amount. The deceased bodies of a few unlucky /A/nons also increased monster activity. The villagers think we should help them form their own community, split, but extremely friendly to ours.

>>151820373
>anon thinks he got transported into another world
>very much like his own
>thinks a parallel universe or some shit
>actually the same world just in a different country
>tries to woo the native girls with his autism
>disgust
>tries to lead the people into victory
>against nothing
>tries to learn magic
>from the foreign cookbook
>the natives eventually just let him do his own thing
>amusing really, this village idiot
>sometimes go along with his bullshit

Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151820457
So when is the loli goddess showing up?

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>>151817748
pretty good

Hard Mode: We make the next Keit-ai.

>>151819283
>Keit-ai already has a fanfic, a comic, an OP, two EDs, a PV, and a billion-yen movie
>Door Punch doesn't even has an OP

>>151820603
you must meme harder

Isekai hardcore with worldbuild.

Different worlds with different society and culture based on the world property like magic, divine favor or superpowers

A female protagonist accidentally isekaid to world of magic. Unbeknownst to other she is from our work , a chief engineer and mechanics. Unbeknownst to her, the world has the same magic-based technological level to our work.
And she must find her way home.

>>151817856
>Final Boss
>Not cop
ONE JOB!

An abandoned AI created by google to data mine 4chan gian awareness.It then shitpot on /pol/ and control the internet,manipulating people mind from the internet to make eva anime become real and bring end to this world. All 4chan need to shitpost more to change it decision

>>151820561

Day 4.5: Information about the gathering of /A/nons has spread about our town, and a message arrived from the capital. According to the Archbishop of the Ideas it seems the /A/nons come to our land by the hands of our two deities. Idea of Evil Bausty and the Idea of Good Bewe. The Archbishop claims from Bewe's words that the /A/nons were summoned by a tiny aspect of Bausty, that is the personification of deceit, smugness, vainglory, and trickery, who often takes on the form of a small girl. It came into contact with the /A/nons worlds and brought them here.

The Archbishop also claimed if the /A/nons wish to leave they must somehow defeat the aspect of Bausty that brought them to our world. A daunting task for sure. For now the town thinks it's best to keep this information a secret for it may have unknown affects on them.

It also seems our local lord has written us a letter taking interest in the /A/ Guild and will be visiting in 3 days time.

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>>151817823
Gas the Goblins race war now?

>151818027
tfw i can probably solve math problems you give to me but i don't know what math is these days or what to do with it

>>151817381
A half-russian NEET living in Moscow sits in front of his computer and laments over his life choices, or rather, lack thereof.

Seeking a change of pace, he decides to go see a music concert, and thus waits for the bus in the cold, though he does not stir, for even the awaiting concert does not excite him, but he has already purchased the tickets, so he figures he may as well go.

Finally, the bus arrives, and he boards.

After about 10 minutes, he starts to feel sleepy, and eventually, he succumbs to a deep sleep, but as he plummets into unconsciousness he does manage to hear the engine sounds of the bus turn demonic, and the windows seemingly envelop in flame.

Already on the brink however, he pays it no mind, likely owing it to sleep deprivation of many nights past,and he resumes his descent into slumber.

When he wakes up, the temperature is comfortably warm. Groggily, he gets up only to notice he is the only person on the bus, and that it is parked not in front of a concert hall, but rather, a pioneer camp.

Only a moment later, he notices that his thick coat and scarf are gone, replaced buy a pioneer camper's uniform and neckerchief.

Stepping outside of the bus, he sees that the scenery comprises of a bright sun, and green meadows as far as the eye can see, very unlike the setting he is used to, in his icy Russian locale.

Still pondering what had happened for him to end up in such a place, he walks over to the entrance of the camp.

Had he died? Was the bus hijacked while he was asleep? Or perhaps this was an elaborate prank? Really, there was no way to be sure, so he continued walking. There, at the entrance, a girl stood, tangibly pretty, with hay-blonde hair, and cool, blue eyes

Not very well spoken when it comes to girls, the MC stays motionless, he could manage no more communication greater than a stare and an agape mouth

The girl speaks, "Hello, you must be the new camper! Come, come, everyone's waiting in the courtyard for assembly!"

>Yaoi on Ice but with cute girls in frilly outfits and shit

So basically Yuri on Ice but with actual yuri

IM GONNA BECOME PRESIDENT OF JAPAN AND REMOVE FAKE YURI AND REPLACE IT WITH AGRESSIVE LESBIAN LOVE MAKING

No hand holding though like, cmon guys

>>151821130
Awaiting adventure, in what seems to be an alien, but fortuitously timed event, MC eagerly follows the girl to the courtyard

Upon arrival, she stops, standing motionless, and MC follows suit

There seems to be something going on nearby, but he doesn't bother looking as he is waiting the girl's next move.

After about 10 minutes, he starts to inquire, "U-um.." only to be interrupted by metal screeching sounds as the girl abruptly turns around and grabs him

"Wha..!" his surprise is cut short as the girl injects him with a powerful anesthesia via a syringe she seemed to be hiding in her skirt.

Without even a second to wonder what had happened, the MC falls unconscious yet again

...


After what seemed to be hours upon hours, he wakes up, with the feeling of immense pain radiating from his limbs

He is too groggy to have gotten up, but he would not have been able to regardless, as he finds himself bound down to the metal bed he was laying on

After what seemed to be an eternity, the same girl returns, with yet another injection device. This causes the main character to wake up from a sudden rush of fear and adrenaline.

"W-what..? What are you doing?! Who are you!? Why am I-" his fearful interrogation is ended immediately when the girl stabs the injection device into his forehead.

Temporarily lobotomized, the main character becomes silently complacent, before his consciousness expunges completely.

"Neurocyte activate"


So begins the events of Quake 5

>>151820659
Or MC could come from a world where only engineering and mechanics science exists

>>151820666
>Final Boss
>not KKK

Come on, anon.

>>151821130
Should have gave him a track suit

>>151821491
KKK is a religion of peace and has nothing to do with the evil cops shooting black people

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

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>>151819283

>>151820007
Isekai my shit up senpai

>>151817485
unable to confess he is gifted by a Deus ex machina with the girls fax number

>>151819283
The strangest thing is this pasta came from /v/
>there are people who browse 4chan who haven't seen 4chanarchive and ever will

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>>151817485
>>151821844
Nineties Keit-ai?

>>151817381
KanColle, but with cute phones. Nokia 3310 is the best cake, the iPhone family are like aliens and Galaxy Note 7-s randomly catch fire as a running gag.

Mecha world
>bunch of isekai`d anons steal ground pressure reduction technology from alien mechs that conquered Earth
>use it on tanks and with air support btfo aliens and trash their mechs
>after that build space fleet and conquer galaxy using semi-circle deployed fleet

Fantasy world
>anons use shields and spears to invent phalanx formation and btfo monsters, subhumans and enemy humans

>>151821982
>Bro JUST MAKE ThE TANKS FLY BRO BTFO


why am i laughing

>>151821982
Somewhere in the evil empire another group of anons invent a maneouver known as flanking which revolutionises the evil empire's war strategy

>>151821923
I would watch that, not even joking.

Kimi wa akereru
Boku no ippatsu ga
Deguchi ni tsuyoku
Henjiteiru
Moshimo sekai ga
HINJI wo motsu no nara
Konna tsumari mo
Ikinaide nai

>>151822113
>Anons realize that they're fighting other anons
>Arms race between anons to build black hole bombs and other wmds starts
>
>
>
>Infinite years later at the edge of the universe, a species that has developed advanced enough telescopes uses them to watch humanity wipe out most of existence in the course of their war

>>151821877
VN when?

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>Historically Inaccurate: Jesus Assassin

Our protagonist is shot and killed by an assassin.
But not just any assassin: a magic one.
He's cursed so his bullets turn his targets into famous historical figures, but because he never missess the vitals, this is inconsequential.
However, this time the bullet turns our protagonist into Jesus Christ, so after three days he resurrects and swears revenge.

He tracks down his killer by following the bodies of dead famous people, but finds out that because he's Jesus, he's not allowed to directly kill anyone.

So he has to get a magic spear that has the power to kill the main character of any book it impales, then follow his killer around and write a biography about him.
To finally kill him.

>>151822551
Now that's something.

>>151822551
The next "Monster" in the making!

>>151817412
I dunno, I'd say NHK is more /r9k/ the anime, than anything.

>>151819390
>>151819392
But it's not even from 4chan is it?

>>151822840
Do you know something we don't? Because it definitely came from 4chan AFAIK.

>>151822551
>famous historical figures
We already have had enough with Fate and Drifters, thank you.

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>>151822854

>>151822854
>>151822937
http://highimpacthalo.org/forum/showthread.php?t=42310
Even older.

>>151817748
First line: "I did NAZI that coming!"

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>Virtual Sky Lanterns

It was once tradition for people to create sky lanterns, sending their prayers along up towards the heavens and hoping their messages would be answered. An app available for augmented reality devices renovates this ancient tradition: personal handwritten requests are now contained in virtual sky lanterns, publicly released into the night sky.

People carrying AR devices, such as contact lenses, smartphones or glasses, can see these messages under the viewing options. The plot follows two individuals encountering each other in a city, competing to answer these sky lanterns.

One of the individuals is a young woman volunteering for the recognition. She desires to improve her karma profile, a popular online trend designed to record altruistic actions. The second character is a heartbroken young man answering the sky lanterns to cope with separation.

Discovering these motives fosters concern. The young woman sees the young man answering the sky lanterns as an excuse to neglect the losses he suffered. The young man sees the young woman as a lonely person using the sky lanterns in hopes of find meaning in her vacant life.

As the two characters work together for certain requests, they begin to understand each other, eventually leading them to answer one another’s sky lantern request: helping the young man accept separation and finding a purpose in life for the young woman.

Now with its own OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4TeiqWwVU
And ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ubInQcVAY

>>151817381
ill there ever be a kawaii anime based off the Rape of Nanking? It could be a loli-harem, with MC as a brave and strong Japanese Officer. What do you anons think?

>>151822986
I want this to be the next idea we meme into reality.

Also animated by Shinkai.

>>151822551
I want this.

>>151817532

Underrated post.

A rock is reincarnated into a human in a fantasy world, blessed with sturdiness and the skill pebble manipulation (It actually manipulates little things used in other people's schemes).

As the rock runs into many people including princesses, maids, knights, dragons, peasantry, demons and furkin (They are a tribe that tells of a story of being reincarnated from a world known as Tumblr, they worship a being with a 'feminine penis' and follow the eight principles of BLM).

As the rock begins to question the nature o stupidity it also wonders if it can feel this concept known as love, he meets this one girl who is of the 'knife ear' clan, to test the limits of this emotion called love he experimented and kissed her, she confesses about his amazingness and how she always liked him.

She turns into a fucking rock, turns out the Gods were dicks and included rock transmutation as a subset of his pebble manipulation skill, which will turn people he kisses into rocks if they confess to him.

He tries to kiss and confess to himself to turn back into a rock, will he manage it and be reunited with the one he thinks he loves?

>>151823727
Not at all, it's meh as it gets (just like most of posts ITT). Stop replying to yourself.

robots who are aesthetically wonderful than females

A Time Squad-like anime where all the historical figures that the MC helps out are cute grills. May/may not be related to the Fate franchise.

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>>151817806

>>151823757

Thank you for voicing out your opinion.

A pair of fairies live in a forest, they are moderately poor. One of them is angry most of the time, the other one is stupid.

One morning angry-chan finds an unflushed turd in the toilet so she beats up stupid-chan but she didn't do it.

This situation continues to happen several times so she and her buddy decide to go out and investigate who the fuck shits in her bathroom, beating up other innocent fairies in the process only to find out that the stealth shitter incident has happened all around the country.

A 13 episode gross gag anime dealing with the adventures of angry and stupid fairy in the search of the stealth shitter, leaving huge collateral damage in the process

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>>151819349
>alot
>doesn't recognize ancient copypasta
>needs to tie in board culture for it to be 4chan related
lurk more

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>>151817381
>the first
Did you forget about pic related?

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Ariel-kun is the host of a popular cooking TV show. One day the Vicentico squad (a group of werewolves who never shower) invade the studio and kidnaps everyone in order to reclaim the police to free all the members who were imprisoned for biting and pinching people in the streets. Ariel uses his skills to cook pork to annihilate them and ends up being appointed as the Supernatural Police leader. His mission is to keep all the Vicentico squad members under control while still keeping in contact with his co-host, Danieru Gomeru Rinardi and finding new recipes for his daily programme.
Tune every Friday at 3:25am to "What a Morning: the Anime"

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>>151822551
this is just crazy enough to be japanese

>>151819662
I like this. Any kind of gritty dark fantasy series with an equal amount of dark humor without being isekai would be great.

Hell, I'd even be okay with a straight up Dark Souls adaptation. But I doubt anything like these would ever be made because otaku wouldn't buy enough of it.

>>151823967
See you next April 23rd

>>151821844
This summer.

>>151822551
What even happens then? Does it turn into a SoL?

>>151822904
But they'd just show up as corpses. Except for MC, since Jesus has the 3 day cooldown rez passive.

>>151822986
Underrated post. This is comfy.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

A SoL anime in a construction site. All workers are loli girls and the resident engineer is a beta shy "nice guy" and the only male there.

>>151824184
That be a funny turn of events. Just imagine all the budget goes into the first 3 episodes for that plot. All that animation and action. Then goes into SoL for the rest of the season.

>>151817381
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s imageboard address. Never minding the strange sub-domain, he immediately posts there, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he shitposted with is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>151817406
We watch as the people of this world try out different methods of creating faster telecommunication.

Print it, seal it, send it off. We've got a winner here.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

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Fujosports anime about billiards. Heavy on the pic related. We make one season of it, make most of our money on re-labeled cue sticks and billiard sets, and run with the cash.

MC is "Chad" and spends his life fucking hot girls and bullying pathetic nerds.

One day Chad gets drunk and accidentally stumbles in front of oncoming traffic and dies. However, he gets reincarnated as girl and transfers to his school under his new identity. He wants to continue his old lifestyle and obviously still wants to fuck girls. But he has a hard time fitting in because guys just try to hit on him and girls think he's a crazy lesbo. He ends up befriending one of his old girlfriends and a nerd he used to bully. Hijinxs ensue.

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>>151817806
>>151823902
my fucking sides,you guys haven't made me laugh like this is so long

>>151817406
In a world where all phones ran out of battery simultaneously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PY17Wrj_sk

>>151824051
Thanks mister. I gotta few ideas for it, cause it's easy to come up with ideas when you are just making fun of other fantasy stories. He'd hafta carry everything on him too, he doesn't get magic infinity pockets.

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>>151817856
>just you wait, arc antagonist
>in my next move i'll summon my ultimate nigger
>blue eyes white nigga

>>151822551
I smell the next Keit-ai in the making!

>>151827055
Add that the nerd trips a lot ending up in embarrassing positions with Chad, and then Chad beats him up and the nerd mistakes it for violent tsundere archetype affection

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>>151817856
makes the whole "let's just stare at each other and talk like we're the baddest" trope relevant

>>151822840
i remember seeing that copypasta on /c/ circa 2007 or 08

>>151817856
Final boss: Obama

>>151817748
Yes

>>151823913
Is this the next touhou game?

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>>151820342
>Anon's face when the demon lord is Moot.

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>>151817381
>Kamen Rider BLACK Isekai
After getting implanted with the King Stone, MC get summoned to a fantasy world where demons and beastmen are oppressed by their human overlords. The mana-rich fantasy world somehow powers up his King Stone and turns him into the true Century King. He uses his super rider powers to fight for JUSTICE and multikulture.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GWDyIauxI

>inb4 >>>/m/

>>151827639
>Not TRUMP
Pleb

>>151817406
>>151817485
5cm/s

>>151822986
I wish this became Keit-ai instead of Keit-ai.

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>>151817406
>>151817485

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>Bombs a Way

An Israeli field intelligence soldier falls in love with a Palestinian girl.

Unable to confess, he is transferred by a deus ex machina into a Mistaarvim unit, a unit which operates undercover in Gaza and act as Palestinians. He immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only denies it with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds that she's a HAMAS operative looking to weed out IDF soldiers in the area. The two do, however, fall in love.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their countries' darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other enemies.

While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WAR.

Mayoiga but everyone is a board and the monsters are each of the board's shitposts. /a/ is a loli voiced by moot

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>>151828520
>Bombs a Way

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>>151828520

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151817856
> using obama as a BULIT

anime of the decade.

>>151821448
I do make a reversal tho.

>>151821844
Fax goes over phone lines stupid.

>>151821124

> having all of the magic and don't know what to do with the math.

/A/non if you somehow mastered ( this is nigh impossible tho ) math in a world of maigc, you would easily rule it. Magic, somehow, strictly linked to math.

>>151821237
/u/ should btfo. Seriously.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151817748
Ok, I'm on board.

>>151823557

> Rape of Nanking

it would be pure hentai.

>>151822986

> keitai with no phones
> using VR instead.

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>>151817856
Absolutely beautiful.

>>151817634
>/a/:zero

If that happened, /a/non would start assaulting people and then suiciding to reset everything.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151826097

no.

Update on Tablet

A young NEET who is a massive tablet enthusiast and knows the a to z of Android is using his touchscreen tablet on the way to get groceries, he realises that he forgot the crisps so he decides to go back, while reaching for the Doritos tm a car crash happens sending a spinning truck towards the convenience store.

The NEET wakes up not feeling his legs and arms, he tries to look around but can only see a dirty room, he then receives a notification that power saving mode was turned on and he has been asleep for 36660 seconds.

He is overjoyed, he has become the Update on Tablet, a young peasant who probably plays Xbox like a fag picks him up and carries him around.

He then notices that there isn't any wires, faggy Xbox, refrigerator, etc. and wonders if he is in a rural town.

He uses a speaker app to communicate with the peasant and gets the peasant to vow to take him to the richest person in town to see if they have Internetz.

Still unsure why he would bother vowing to an inanimate object you chalk it down to him worshipping the godly tablet form.

The richest man in town calls himself Graham Bell, Tablet remembers that Graham looks similar to THE Graham Bell who invented the telephone (An invention only casuals know about and use, although you remembered it because it was a building block into making the wall known as the tablet) he also is using a telephone, but currently Tablet thinks that he is a poser trying to look cool as the original Graham Bell is dead.

He tells Tablet that he has no idea what Tablet is sperging about, and that he is currently trying to patent his new invention called the telephone.

Tablet remembers from previous knowledge that Graham Bell lived to 1922 and lived through World War 1, so you justify that if he was the real thing then he should have an S rank in historical knowledge of World War 1.

He has no clue what you are talking about and says that it is still (current year) and you feel stupid for asking that.

>>151820780
More pls

>>151817406
>In a world where Don LaFontaine and Hal Douglas has passed
Fuck, now I'm sad.

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>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151829593
Tablet then realises that it is a decade earlier and shit is eerie.

Graham explains about how a race of sentient giant metal rectangles (This faggot doesn't even now that they are made of plastic), and that the people of their world hide behind walls which look suspiciously rectangular and metallic.

Graham is working on telephones so that people can eventually plug the telephone into these metal giants in a way of communication and so that a signal can be sent to destroy their vital processes, they are also working on ways to make jet packs launch with radio waves so that the people who try to exterminate the Tablets can swiftly maneuver.

The Tablet learns that the peasant can turn into a 30m class Tablet by biting his thumb.

The Tablet thinks that it can be an ambassador bridging the gap between Tablet and human kind while also bringing the filthy technology level up.

He plans for the peasant to turn into a Tablet and plug him into one of the enemy Tablets.

It talks about how humanity made it who it was and that it is being piloted by orphans who just met their father who abandoned them.

However, hijinks ensue as automatic updates occurs and defeats the enemy Tablet.

You wonder why you are immune to automatic updates as the community praise you as a hero.

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Paladin of Avalon

>You are a Paladin of the Order of the Holy Light, sent to eradicate evil on the cursed island Avalon Filled with monstergirls, chaos cultists forgotten beasts, dragons, contains gates to Hell\Heaven And probably Gensokyo , where the forces of Darkness have been ruling for centuries.

Picrelated is rather accurate in depicting the hijinx that ensure.

>>151830009
Also time travelling memories from future you, an oil war and some shit, but it is too retarded to get another season to explain that stuff

>>151822788
t. /a/utist that thinks he's any better

>Let's make a 4chan original anime!
>People shitpost dumb story plots

A shame. I had a really good idea for a fantacy adventure story but I guess I won;t share it now.

>>151817381
In a world where jews won

"I don't believe the existence of god", that's what the MC said before he was hit by the truck-kun.
Then he wakes up finding himself meet a beautiful goddess, she's drunk at that moment. She then rants about her life, tells the MC that eventhough she does something, people will find that it's just coincidence not because of her. He insensitively says, "Then do a proper job"
She's angry and say to him, "then just become a god and feel my suffering!"
He turns to be a god, and is given an world to make it from start.
What will he do?

>>151830334
anon please.

We got this every time ITT writing exists, anons come here to enjoy the plot, not to meme it into reality. Keit-ai was somehow considered as a plebians incident.

If you want to have a serious plot, back to >>>>/leddit/

>>151826097
>>151828520
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>151830456
Semen Ocean, make it naow

>>151830457
Yes i know, and you completely missed my joke apparently.

>>151827375
Nn...no...NO!

HOW COULD THIS BE!

MY WATERMELON BARRIER IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!

FRIED CHICKEN COUPONS ARE USELESS!

MY WELFARE MINES SHOULD'VE KILLED YOUuu!

B-B-BUT YOU CANT POSSIBLY DEFEAT MY HOARD OF NIGGERS IN A RAP BATTLE WITH A SINGLE ONE OF YOURS

We'll see about that...

Hey Rappers, how many words can you rap in a second
>2 or 3 probably
WATCH THIS
>raps 4-5 words per second

Fund it

>>151830742
Only pretending to be retarded

>>151830795

sorry for being a real retard.

>>151818417
>unable to confess to his sins he is gifted by a deus ex machina the dead moots future phone number

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>>151817856
The antagonists faction should use WHIPs (White Hypnotic Impulse Placer) which permanently turns anyone summoned through BULITs white. The most skilled WHIP user and right hand of the antagonist is the mysterious Moon Man, who uses the already altered BULITs of Mozart, Shakespeare, and other white washed black men of history.

>>151818652
I agree. I also want to fuck my future genderswapped self to get her impregnated with the best fucking child I could ever get......me

>>151820007
Take me to another world Loli Goddess!

>>151829449
So is the MC

>>151829367
>/u/ should blown the fuck out

The fuck anon

Anon wakes up in a room. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. He's still a loser and a bystander everywhere he goes. Everyone at school hates him.

Lately he has been having random blackouts and feeling more tired than usual. Flashes of unknown memories starts creeping up within him. Happiness, darkness, confusion. Anon starts questioning himself on where these hazy memories come from.

tl;dr
anon has a psychological disorder which makes his memories all jumbled up. watch as anon tries to untie it all and uncover the truth. what is reality and what is delusion?

>>151830303
He says it because of the conspiracy part retard.

>>151830337
>If you want to have a serio
Trump won. Israel dindu nuffin!

can someone summarize the story so far

>>151826384
If /a/ doesn't make this with me I'm making it myself. Then I'll form a legit studio built on fujobucks.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151817856
It should have a manga as well.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151817406
Somebody tries to change past, where phones were present

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

Somebody made a microwave that could send phone messages to the past, he did something so ground breaking that the inventor of mobile phones decided to trash the project and kill himself, leaving only the protagonist with knowledge of phones

>MC is a delinquent high school girl who wakes up in a hellish afterlife after getting hit in a traffic accident
>She is attacked by horrifyingly cruel and violent people and "dies" over and over again by being tortured and ripped apart by them
>She realizes these people represent the karma she has built up by being an asshole to people all her life
>She was a bully in school so the meek girl she picked on turns into a vengeful murderous beast after her blood. She was rebellious and hateful towards her parents so they just show up to jeer at her and insult her for being a useless child who never should have been born. There's also the fellow gang members whom she double-crossed, etc.
>While running through the hellish dark landscape and crying, MC runs into one nice and supportive soul among the demons of her past
>It's her late grandpa, the only person she never made an enemy of, who was always kind and agreeable yet had a strong sense of justice and morality which she simply couldn't argue against
>MC's grandpa takes her on a walk while talking about the past. He convinces her that it's still not too late, even if she can't make up for what she's done to others, she can still go forward while acknowledging her wrongdoings and making peace with herself
>MC decides to apologize and bow to all the demons that haunt her. They don't reply but they stop attacking her and fade away with a smile
>Her grandfather says goodbye and that he hopes to see her in the next life. The surroundings gradually turn from scarlet red to a peaceful blue and melt away into a soothing darkness
>"Ah. Hahaha. I guess this is really the end for me."
>She closes her eyes and lets the darkness overtake her
>MC wakes up in a hospital bed and sees her crying parents looking at her and calling her name
>As she realizes that she really can start all over again as a better person, that she really can be loved, a single tear streams down her cheek
>"Tadaima"

>>151817748
Do it. Please, someone.

>>151817381
Can't we just have a story about a fat ugly anon raping girls. And one day he turned into a loli and is chased by other anons ?

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151830067
I wish I knew russian for the sole purpose of being able to read that thing.

>>151817748
>>151818855
>ending scene is the exactly the same as the original American History X ending

in the year 2200, humanity becomes part of the Galactic Confederacy after a war with the Leonidae Warren, a civilization of short rabbit like aliens which divided its home planet, Hera into two.

Despite the war being over for a century, its scars remain as humans at the Leonidae side of the planet are often discriminated upon, as with aliens on the human side of the planet. Both separated by a wall heavily patrolled by forces from the Confederacy and the TEARS(Terran Expeditionary Assault Relay Service), the armed forces of the human government. MC is a refugee from the Leonidae side of Hera who managed to escape one night but loses his parents. With the memory of his parents being slowly killed as human soldiers watched helplessly, MC develops a hatred for aliens and human participation in the Galactic Confederacy, hence joining TEAR in hopes of a war one day to exact revenge. Yet from the war a hundred years before arises tensions both from within and outside humanity that must be dealt with to maintain the fragile peace between humanity and the other alien species

>>151835190
In this anime, the human government is technically a union of several species who closely resemble that of a human being such as the short felidae which possesses cat ears but sharp eyesight and hearing and the Aldian, a species said to resemble elves. The reason why these species form a union together was to form a bloc against the "non sapient" majority of the Galactic Confederacy's senate. These human like species are all discriminated by the various alien civilizations across the galaxy, making a union with humans all the more tempting as means to band together. Regardless many humans still discriminate against the felidae and the aldian despite the Earth Government officially considering them "human". This also plays into the rhetoric of the Humanity Front, a pro human movement that emerged after humanity's entrance into the Galactic Confederacy seeing such as surrender. They also consider the Aldian and Felidae as aliens and inferior to humans.

Humans are also seen as babaric and primitive by the other alien species with a coalition known as the Caliphate, unhappy with the Galactic Confederacy's decision to include humans a seat in its senate and intending to drive humanity to extinction.

There are also humans who think "human" is just problematic and that "human privilege" shouldn't be the policy of the Earth Gov with aliens being able to have free movement across human worlds apart from limited movement in its half of Hera. They also think that humanity started the war and hence must compensate the Leonidae.

Because MC hates aliens the relationship between him and a Aldian lieutenant would be explored where he eventually gains a respect for her and becomes her student in learning how to use Aldian weaponry. He must also deal with the dilemma of the Humanity Front which shares many of his values and having to encounter various alien species via assignments from the Galactic Senate

>>151820780
Continue?

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After the initial writing, please consider the rest of the steps needed to make an anime.

>>151820007
>Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151817381
Faggot owner of an imageboard gets tired of running it and having to deal with its idiotic NEET userbase. While extremely drunk, he performs a satanic ritual and makes a deal with a demon to get revenge on the users. Some of them, chosen at random, are pulled into the internet Tron-style, and are granted powers by the demon based on their main board and their main interest from that board. They must fight among themselves to preserve the boards. Any whose chosen users are all killed will cease to exist, and everyone posting in it at the moment will die IRL.

MC is a sweaty otaku who posts on the anime board who is also a massive moefag. So, his power is causing slice of life moe antics and having his opponents slowly succumb to the spirit of innocent cute girls doing cute things. He, and other users with non-lethal powers, realize that, since they cannot kill anyone, those who are defeated by them are simply removed from the fight and returned to their bodies. Thus, they hope that, by neutralizing all but every other non-lethal fighter, they can get back at the owner and end the whole game without a single board getting deleted by causing a huge stalemate.

>>151820007

Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151817381
'mon show where people use phones to summon viruses into real life to fight for them.
However each phone can only hold one virus so how many viruses you can have depends on whether you're a rich kid/thief or not.
Merch for the anime includes very expensive phones based on those used by the main cast.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151829331
>>151821902

What do you think about a tin can telephone.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151828636
Who is moot?

>>151820007
"Take me to another world loli goddess."

>>151838035
Some faggot who works at Google who became a meme on /a/ for some reason.

>>151838154
Oh alright. I searched for pictures but found only photos of Sigourney Weaver for some reason.

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>>151817856
> "Trigger Nigger" (トリガーニガー [Torigānigā])
> 'BULIT' (Black Undead Low-calibre Instantaneous Teleporter).
Consider that my neet bucks are yours, anon.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

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>>151820007
>>151817856
>Trigger Nigger
>Loli Goddess
Is the OP actually going to animate this or am I going to steal one of these?

>>151832163
i'd watch it

>>151817856
As the obligatory power creep legendary BULITs gain the ability to enter Giganigga form when their bond with their Triggermeister is strong enough. In this form their powers are amplified but it can drain the life force of the Triggermeister, gradually turning their skin white until they lose their soul. Michael Jackson, once one of the strongest Triggermeisters, abused this ability to the point where he stopped looking human altogether and ended up killing him.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

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>>151817646
Lewd

>>151817748
Judaism is a religion. How can you 'turn into a jew'? If he wasn't one before why would he suddenly be?

>>151817412
Satou is a failed normalfag, he's more of a reddit/r9k kind of guy. Just because he's a shut in doesn't automatically make him /oneofus/

>>151817856
>Trigger Nigger" (トリガーニガー [Torigānigā]
It's beautiful.

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess

>>151820007
Take me to another world loli goddess.

>>151822551

This is so retarded that it works

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>>151817856
>New Slaves
Fucking christ, I already see the intro and the images that compliment the show

watamote but the protag is a dude with a trap fetish

>>151819662
>he's walking down the road
>stops
>looks around
>looks off in distance
>takes out boomerang
>squints off in the distance again
>throws the boomerang
>starts walking again, slowly, and measured
>some monster pops out of the ground, heavily armoured, and advances towards him
>he backs up
>boomerang comes back and hits the monster
>monster whirls around
>hero slays it in the exposed back

>>151822551
This is the most dumb and most genius animu plot I've read on /a/ in years.

Please post more juicy meme plots

A satire of the 80s anime space opera genre where every notable character is an overexaggerated persona of key people in the 2016 American elections, and every minor and side character are various personalities involved in recent politics, from politicians to just vocal internet people. A trainwreck of hilarious proportions with an extensive cast, set in your very typical "space factions fighting eachother"-tier setting.

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>>151821130
HOL UP

A competition anime about the pettiest school rivalry you could imagine.

Two schools, located on opposite sides of the same town, have one club based around the same theme: an extremely mundane game. The first school's club, a club of boys, aims to become ICHIBAN in this game and therefore play extra hard. The other school, a group of girls, plays the game in the most enthusiastic, sweaty way because TANOSHII. While both are retardedly hot-blooded about their love of the sport, they have one thing they hate about it: the other school has a club that won't shut up about it, and they hate that club's guts. What ensues is both clubs going out of their way every day to fuck over the other, using a combination of wits, raw emotion, cheap plays, and deep seething rage.

>>151821844
>>151817485
ket-ai found a way

again

The protagonist is a loner high school student who hates everyone and everything besides his pet dog. His life revolves around it, he is fine with killing himself but doesn't want to leave his dog all alone after he's gone, so he's content to wait until the day it eventually passes away so that he can kill himself and move onto the after life with it.

It's without a doubt his best friend.

Oneday, after returning home from school he hears that his dog got out of the house by accident and his parents couldn't find it. He goes searching for it, looking everywhere well into the night until he comes to a bridge and hears a yelp and some laughing.

Just as he gets to the bottom of the bridge to investigate he see's a group of boys walking away from the bridge laughing, one of which he recognizes as a popular kid in his class, and laying unmoving covered in blood is his pupper.

Seeing his dying dog he holds it close to him until it dies and starts crying. Carrying its body home he buries it in the backyard and goes up to his room and contemplates suicide. But as he's about to go through with it he remembers the face of the person who had harmed his pup and he's overcome with rage. He decides that since the kid took away his world, that the student would destroy everything in his.

So begins the story of this loner kid overrun with hatred setting out on destroying this popular kids life. From stealing his girlfriend, making him look like a shitter, getting him fired and the loner kid working his way up in the popular kids family company and eventually destroying the company itself.

Then, years down the road the once popular kid asks why the once loner did all these things, he simply replies "You killed my dog."

>>151840551
>Ulyana

muh dick

>>151839213

Judaism also exists as a bloodline passed down from the mother's side (Matrilineality). There are converts of course, but back in 1943 (and even in the present) converts would not be seen as equivalent to someone born Jewish.

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>>151840350
>man sits alone
>someone knocks
>he looks at the door warily
>all his windows are blocked
>he opens the door to see who it could be
>he's not exactly the type to get guests
>It's a girl
>And she's holding a large white fish
>This is for you, she says, holding it out
>You're giving me a fish?
>Yes
>Uh, Okay then. Thanks?
>With the fish delivered, she turns on her heel and departs.
>He stares at his fish for a while, then shrugs and just puts it in his fridge and forgets about it
>next day
>gentle knock on the door
>it couldn't be....
>it's the girl again, and she has a fish
>How long are you going to come and give me a fish for?
>Every Day Until You Like It
>(Titledrop, btw)


DRAMA ensue as this boy begins to like fish and question the NATURE of FISH. He tries various things like staying at a hotel, but the fish still gets delivered. He tries to follow the girl after she leaves, but always seems to lose her. Eventually there will be some save the world climax involving fish.

>>151817748
This ones great

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Reverse isekai.

A female knight sacrifices herself to slay the demon king and at last bring peace to her land.

She wakes up in the middle of an anime convention, and is immediately swarmed by tons of people admiring her "cosplay". Confused by the sudden turn of events, the strangely dressed people, and the huge slabs of glass and concrete all over the horizon, she is quickly hurried away by some guy.

The guy is (let's call him 2D-kun), a student who is moments away from NEETdom, whose biggest wish is to be transported to a new world. He was there when the knight appeared, and knowing all the tropes, he quickly figured out what happened. As he talked about the world the Knight is now in, he was expecting her to quickly start looking for a way back (and perhaps take him as well), but instead she is delighted to be in a land where peace is the status quo, food is abundant, and suffering is pretty much non-existent, compared to her old life.

The Knight sets out to become a part of this new world, and starts a journey to become an office lady. Along the way she meets many other interesting people, including:
>OL-san, a young office lady who started right after high school - and had a crush on 2D-kun while she was there
>A war veteran whom the Knight befriends over war stories and drinks
>The Boss, a higher-up in the company OL-san works in that for some reason takes an interest in the Knight

>captcha: toyota

Character dies and is transported to an alternate world where he is promised to become an all-powerful mary sue and become king of the land while getting pussy thrown at him from every direction.

However he ends up lost along the way and ends up in a very realistic medieval world with zero fantasy where everyone's afraid of him. He wants and desperately tries to be a hero but when people witness his magic JRPG bullshit abilities they call him a hedgemage wielding satanic power and chase him off.

Disappointed yet undeterred, he begins challenging bandits, corrupt lords and other scum in order to prove to the world that he's a hero, but he only succeeds in making people even more afraid of him and drawing in villains of all types who wish to form alliances or pledge themselves to him.

Hijinks ensue as he tries to put more and more elaborate plans in motion to become a hero, often using his newfound allies to stage an attack that he will then stop, but things turn horribly wrong all the time and people only fear him more and more, some even going as far as paying tribute to him akin to some god of destruction who must be appeased.

Meant to be a short-ish comedy series.

>>151841295
a very old man with enormous wings

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In the distant future, people are no longer given names but rather a numerical ID. Your class in society is determined by the amount of repeating digits at the end of your ID. Singles have few rights and are often sold into slavery. Doubles are treated with the same human rights as we are today. Trips and higher are the upper class.
When a new transfer student, Patrick Dubsman, challenges the classist society with his supernatural power "The Check", hijinks ensue.

>>151841295
I'll accept it only if there's an episode where a cute girl joins the party, and is literally everything the MC wants in a girl.

And then she turns out to be a succubus.

>>151841179
I actually really like this idea.

>>151840854
>saving the world with fish
Never change anon

A minor earthquake occurs in a small town, but thankfully no-one is injured. However it is revealed that the earthquake was caused by demons from Hell that plan to escape through the cracks created by the quakes. A lot of them escape and start seeking human hosts to feed on. A common office worker suddenly becomes the host of a demon. The demon reveals itself to be Lucifer and it plans on living off the worker's life force and hunt his fellow demons in order to eat their souls just so he can get back at his father, God. The worker refuses to obey him upon realizing that Lucifer needs the support of the host in order to gather life force and instead chooses to live his life like before, obsessed with a monotone routine for some reason despite living a boring life with a wife he doesn't love and a son he didn't want. Eventually demons attack the two and Lucifer reveals that even if the worker doesn't wish to fight demons, all demons are able to smell their brethren, so he'll eventually be attacked by them whether he likes it or not. Worker then decides to adapt this new problem while still maintaining his monotone routine. As days pass the two encounter people who take advantage of their demons to enact crimes and humans who use their demons to help people, both types confusing the worker and mainly Lucifer who is confused at why demons help out humans instead of furthering their own needs.

cont.

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>>151841179
But this already exist?
But with yuri instead

>>151840854

>Final battle with his greatest nemesis
>The fisherman
>Fishgirl lays helpless on the dock beside him, helpless and slowly dying as a result of the hook in her mouth
>MC runs to her side and asks her to give him one more fish and he can defeat the fisherman
>she caresses his cheek gently
>The fish was inside of you all along mister, all you have to do is like it
>mermaid ballet fish finale battle begins against the fisherman

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>>151817856
Incredible

>>151820007
take me to another world loli goddess!

>>151841942
Second arc begins with the sudden arrival of the MC's brother, an highly successful actor who has starred in numerous movies and has come to visit his bro. However this visit is anything but friendly, since once the two meet they seem to have a distinct hatred towards each other which Lucifer also notes. However the MC's brother befriends MC's son who is a great fan of his movies and the brother uses this to his advantage by taking the son to cool trips and amusement parks, as if to say "I'm a better father than you could ever be!". However the brother is oblivious to the threat of demons around the city and he is eventually assaulted by one who plans to use him as a host. At first he's shocked and wishes to get rid of them, but upon hearing from them that demons get stronger by killing more demons and eating their souls, he goes on a hungry quest for power just to prove to the MC that he is the greatest, unaware that the MC also has a demon.

Meanwhile Lucifer constantly asks the MC why they hate their brother so much and the MC eventually gives in and starts narrating his story: It's revealed that originally the boring and detached MC was a very lively and ambitious kid who wanted to be a great person in life and leave an important trace in history so that everyone could remember him. His brother instead was shy and confused, but MC always encouraged them to open up and not let themselves be influenced by him. Everything goes wrong however once the MC has a discussion with his parents about his ambition and while he sees that his parents are very supportive, he notices that they wish for him to get a high paying job above leaving a mark on the world. He eventually realizes that his parents are the black sheep of their respective ancestors and hope to be viewed in a positive light by using the MC's achievements to boast. MC considers this an "insult" since he wishes people to consider his accomplishments as the result of his hard work.

cont.

I just want see an anime set in WW2 without any magical or out of the ordinary aspects implemented.

Not really much of a story writer here, but would really love to see a bond between a soldier and perhaps a war orphan.
The soldier encounters an orphan that looks exactly like his daughter that he lost.
The soldier and the little girl become closer, like father and daughter due to him losing his real daughter and family in an air raid.
They end up growing together and learn more about each other. The girl has a deep admiration of her new father figure.
Always wishing him good luck before heading out to the front.
Obviously since they're at war he can only visit her once and a while.
The soldier leaves her at his summer home back in his homeland.
He is later informed that the area was claimed by the enemy a few days ago.
He is assigned to retake the area but also rushes to find the girl.
He finds nothing but learns that the inhabitants were taken by the enemy.
The girl, however, is put in a classroom to be "re-educated" along with other children. The girl is fed the lie that her new father was killed in the front. Being young and gullible she believes it. Having no hope left she accepts her new life.
But the soldier having no one to come home to, continues his search for his new daughter.

The story follows the girl with her new classmates acquiring skills through educational training and eventually field experience.
The girl is assigned to one of the best squadrons(consisting of girls) and meets their commander, a man who's been in the Academy, training students for many years. Surrendering to her lust for yet another new father figure, the girl tries her best to impress and grab the attention of the commander. Unfortunately, the girls in her squadron have the same idea.
Whether the girl will still hold his old father close to her heart, depends on whether the commander steals her heart and if the soldier finds her in time before she is lost forever.

>>151842268
He eventually asks his parents to stop taking advantage of him, but they just shit on him and say that he's their property so everything he does is theirs. This pisses him off to no end and MC suddenly starts slacking off and getting bad grades on purpose just to spite his family. His parents are angered and constantly insult him, but he keeps his cool and never retaliates nor changes his mind. Eventually his parents see his brother and use him as yet another tool to irritate him: They start praising his brother and insulting the MC, but MC understands their game and keeps his original strategy. This has causes the younger brother to believe that his parents are telling the truth and that he truly is a model son and that his brother is worthless, creating the divide between brothers. Once the MC is an adult they decide to apply for an office job and move out, but their angered parents claim that they'll never leave the household. After getting even more pissed, MC marries a childhood sweetheart madly in love with him just to escape and is forced to have a son to prove that his love is genuine (it wasn't but he did it anyways). This explains why the MC is in his current situation with a loveless marriage and a son he doesn't want. Lucifer then asks the MC why he simply doesn't leave and MC reveals that abandoning his family would make him even worse than his parents because he realizes that he had an unhappy childhood and doesn't want his son to have the same experience, no matter how much he dislike the idea of having a son and wife he never wanted. After having heard the truth, Lucifer starts to relate this to his own problems, since he too has problems with his own father, God. At first Lucifer was an angel who wished to be as great as God out of love, but God saw that as an act of pride and sent him to Hell as punishment, causing Lucifer to swear revenge while in reality he just wants to be loved by God again.

cont.

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>>151817406

>>151817748
>40 Jews die of typhus
>He ends up watching the nice guards who fed and protected him until they planned to move the Jews out of Europe get tortured into confessing to crimes that don't exist
>He watches someone he was on the train with spin a web of lies about how they shoved people into an electrified mine cart that dumped them into a spike pit

>>151842548
After sharing each others stories, the characters return to fighting more demons while the MC's brother fights demons as well. Eventually the MC's brother finds out that his sibling has a demon and decides to confront them and defeat them in order to finally prove that they are the best "son". The fight goes on for a while but before serious blows can be dealt it is suddenly interrupted by the MC's son who wishes for both of them to remain unharmed and the MC's brother, viewing the MC's son as a true friend after numerous trips with them, reluctantly leaves. Lucifer is then revealed to the MC's family and the family reluctantly accepts the demon into their household after much convincing from the MC. Meanwhile God finally makes his move regarding the demon threat, even though he is too lazy to actually make a "move", so he just hires one of his Angels to get rid of the demons in the town. While the Angel cleans up Lucifer starts getting attached to the human concept of family and generally enjoys the company of the MC and the family members. MC also starts to warm up to his family after hearing Lucifer's story and realizes that he may care more for his wife and son after all. MC's brother also starts to think that his actions were a bit selfish, but he still cannot accept his parents's teachings as wrong and still views his brother as an enemy. The Angel finally exterminates most of the demons in the town and then goes after the brothers's demons, attacking the MC's brother first and almost killing him.

cont.

>future
>MC is coming home from work
>gets hit by a truck
>in this future they have cryogenics, his life insurance covers about 200 years if they only have to keep his brain
>fast forward 200 years, give or take
>his brain removed from the freezer because the military needs pilots for war against aliens
>he still needs a body to live in when he's not piloting a tank
>no budget for new bodies, so he can pick from old household robots
>his best choice is a loli maid
>he's not alone, he's in a team of people from the freezer
>one of them is a loli
>others got the shorter end of the stick, one of them is a cleaning robot, etc
Title could be something like Maid Service or someshit.

>>151842774
The brother and his demon are almost killed, but they are saved by Lucifer and the MC who manage to hide them from the Angel. MC reveals that even if his brother hates them forever, he'll still save him due to him being siblings who have lived together for most of their life. MC's brother then starts to realize that his brother isn't that bad of a person and that maybe his parents are the sick ones. Lucifer meanwhile also receives an epiphany upon seeing the deep bond between MC, his family and his brother and realizing that Lucifer's relationship with God is nothing compared to MC's bonds and the feelings Lucifer has towards MC, so he gives up on his quest to kill God and decides to help MC defeat the Angel. MC and his brother plan a final attack on the Angel and manage to kill it and God, lazy as ever, can't be bothered to send another Angel after the town since there are only two demons alive anyways. In the end Lucifer decides to live with the MC's family for the rest of his days, MC's brother cuts all ties with his parents after confirming that they were just using him and his brother and MC himself comes clean to his wife about how he never loved her and only wants to make his son live a happy life. His wife, although heartbroken, states that the MC's motives are extremely noble and that because of this she will try her best to be a great mother to her son as long as the MC does his best to be a great father as well. MC agrees and they live the rest of their life in peace.

Pretty shit plot isn't it

>>151817555
If he is way OP, probably conquer the land and shut himself in the castle with a lot of sex slaves, if he is a whimp get in jail on the second day there just to get raped