You may only choose one button, /a/
why can't i become 2d instead?
Give me the kill all waifu and best girl threads button.
>>151812172
Red. Easiest choice.
Jesus christ man did you really need to try so hard to recolor the buttons?
>>151812172
this one.
>>151812172
learn how to palette swap please
>>151812172
Red, because you didn't give me the superior White Button that gives me my waifu and my preferred power set.
>>151812172
Blue is red+green in one. How is that not the most superior choice? Also learn to shoop.
>>151812172
destroy is the best ending
if you picked control, synthesis, or rejected all of them you're a retard
Yellow
>>151812172
blue because AGP scum
>>151812172
Yellow please, I don't have a waifu.
>>151812172
What does C even mean? You become your waifu except 3dpd?
>>151812427
No, it's the same as 2, except your waifu also is real so you can fuck her in some sort of degenerate twincest sort of deal.
>>151812218
Underrated post.
>>151812172
Red
>>151812172
Blue but only because I can kinda do yellow whenever I want
>>151812737
How? I'm afraid of pain and non-instant.
>>151812172
Yellow, it's not even close
blue
>>151812778
I think you can still order exit bags online. They're not exactly instant, but you wont feel anything.
>>151812820
Nice. Thanks.
>>151812261
At least he added some shadows to the buttons. That's something.
>>151812172
Yellow in a heartbeat.
>>151812172
My degeneracy is only matched by my desire for oblivion
I will die never having fully chosen between the blue or yellow button
Although I could also choose the red button and have mai waifu kill me so there's that option as well
>>151812371
This guy gets it.
red of course.
>>151813217
tl;dr
Yellow button means I don't care
>>151812172
Blue and then go the selfcest route.
>>151813217
Who do you think you are, a shounen protag? Get the hell out of here you faggot.
>>151812172
I find the button designer and steal his secret to reality warping.
You'd have to be pretty gay not to pick red.
>>151812172
Red. Unconditional love is invaluable and everything you could ever ask for.
Also bluecucks remember that she won't necessarily like you with that option.
>>151812172
Blue. Then lesbian selfcest all day, e'ry day.
>>151813135
You could also just push the blue button and fucking kill yourself, or have your waifu kill you. The point of yellow is painlessly.
>>151813687
The point of yellow is more about erasing your existence from the minds of others, that way if you have people who will mourn/mock your death you don't cause them pain/give them satisfaction.
Instantly and painlessness is just a bonus.
>>151813217
misaki will save me one day
>>151813687
I need the red button, as it guarantees that mai waifu will kill me if I want her to
>>151812172
>there are people on this board who would pick the yellow option
Pathetic
Yellow seems pretty nice. I have no regrets.
>>151813217
>You're not living your life correctly!
Implying I don't know that.
>>151813217
>complains about people who are a dissapointment
>is a dissapointment
It's yellow time baby WEEWOOWEEWOO
Kill me now please
>>151812172
I stopped reading at red. It's all I could ever want.
>>151812172
I'd pick red but then eventually feel bad about myself for forcing her to love me.
Yellow.
Anyone who doesent pick red is literally homosexual
>>151812172
>can only make things real
>can't become an anime
fuck these buttons I kill you instead you faggot
>>151812172
>>151814527
There's green, but now we have purple...
>>151814578
>can't tell the difference between green and lime green
color blind or retard? who knows
>>151814527
green
I dislike queen pretty strongly. Better stuff in a somewhat similar vain would be giving Sparks back what made them special around kimono my house, or david bowie
>>151814527
Thanks doc.
Definitely yellow.
>>151814527
Thanks doc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
>>151814527
Thanks doc.
>>151814527
>You're
>>151814527
Still choose blue because Freddie Mercury is my waifu and now there's two of us
>>151812247
I noticed that after you pointed it out. Just wow.
Please try once more OP. Don't give up
>>151814721
Oh hai newfaggot.
>>151812352
Fuck you for reminding me about that. It's been almost 5 years and still furious about that.
>>151812172
Red
>>151814527
Out of those 2, I would certainly pick green - dont know why or how there would sodenly be another living at my parents house but thats besides the point
>>151814527
Green, I guess.
Recoloring is the hardest of skills in an editor.
>>151813217
What does this have to do with me wanting to fuck a woman that doesn't exist?
>>151812302
If you become your waifu you can't impregnate your waifu
redpill please
>>151815850
au contraire
>>151812172
>Yellow
Seems I am not alone with that
Why are there so many idiots who believe that the button that ends their worthless life is better than the button that can make it not worthless?
Will the ones who press the green button have to be waifus for the ones who pressed the red?
>>151813217
>this whole post
A random anime girl comes to life and is instantly put under a MIND CONTROL spell.
Pick one:
A. She acts like a robot, talking in a monotone voice with a dull eyes as she follows your commands.
B. She is consciously aware that she's being mind controlled, hates you and constantly talks about how she'll kill you (but still follows your commands).
C. She "happily" follows your commands, but is near constantly crying (while still smiling) and regularly pees herself.
Green, because red is like I brainwash her. I want someone that can argue with me if I did something wrong.
>>151816868
B>>A>>>C
Yellow.
The other options are my waifu disappearing or becoming real. That's a no-no.
>>151816958
For red it says she loves you, and there's such a thing as tough love you know.
>>151817010
>no matter what it is
It's like brainwashing, you know.
>>151817031
That's just true love anon.
Admittedly that is a bit like brainwashing, but still it's different.
Reminder that those who choose to become their waifu will be the waifus of those who choose the red button.
>>151812172
press yellow twice
>>151817464
SLAP that keit-ai button, nigga
>>151817464
>magically live on your own with no expenses
Sounds good to me
>>151813873
She won't come anon
She already saved that NEET faggot
Now she is jumping on his dick every day after he comes home from his wageslave office job at 11PM
Literally fucks her and goes back to sleep for he has to be up at 6 to get to the office by 8, them bottlenecks on the roads i guess. 11 made she gets bored and ends up fucking the chad living off daddy because had the luck of being born to the right family and never having to work.
>>151812371
Same.
>>151817464
Mecha all the way.
>>151817464
Already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>151817464
Keit-ai is the worst choice of the five. Why even put it there?
I just pressed the yellow button, does anyone still remember m
>>151812172
Green because why the fuck not?
>>151813543
>You'd have to be pretty gay not to pick green.
FIFY
Yellow
>>151812172
Green, easy question
bl- blue
>>151817464
For the harem, are they all humans, or can they be weird shit like monster girls/kemono/eldrich horrors ect.
If not I guess I gotta go for the one piece button so I can customize my companions.
>>151814620
yeah but what about all the happiness it would bring to the rest of the world
Blue button is objectively the best button.
>>151814527
change freddie mercury to david bowie and i'd vote purple
>>151817897
Are you a hardcore sadist or masochist?
Or both?
>>151812371
This.
>>151817931
>>151814620
The image was made before Bowie died, but I can tweak it. Give me a few.
>>151817931
>>151814620
OK. Fixed.
>>151818078
Dance magic dance.
>>151812172
Red.
>>151818078
>David Bowie
Whos that cracker?
>>151818078
delete Freddie
Under Pressure a shit song
>>151812172
Red and yellow sounds good.
>>151817464
Harem isnt a bad proposition, its a potential trap though
Question
Can I be my waifu with a penis? My country has a falling birthrate
Red sounds best. Honestly ok with anything but yellow though.
>>151812172
>Red
Nothing happens.
>Green
Death.
>Blue
Death.
>Yellow
Death.
Well fuck, I guess I'll pick red and move on with my life. You didn't leave me much of a choice there, OP.
>>151812172
Yellow in a heartbeat
>>151817464
>mecha button literally Macross
Minmay a shit. A SHIT.
>>151812172
I doubt the buttons would work on her desu.If they did though, I'd pick red and just tell her not to kill herself.
>>151812234
This
>>151812172
Red.
>>151817464
The keit-ai red.
>>151812172
Here, OP. Five minutes in The GIMP and it doesn't look like complete shit.
Answering your question, red obviously. Although I really dislike the idea of a girl who does every fucking thing I want.
>>151812172
I choose the background for that's where the heart is.
>>151821120
>I really dislike the idea of a girl who does every fucking thing I want.
It's quite nice tbqh
>>151821120
That's a terrible recolor job though,
>>151815452 already did it properly.
>>151812172
Where's the "You become to 2d and live happily ever after with your waifu" button.
Like this it's a toss up between red and yellow
>>151818078
I want Lemmy and Dio back
Green
And then yellow so I can die happy
>>151817464
4th button. I want to become a teenaged anime girl.
>>151812172
RED BUTTON RED PILL
>>151812371
Can I press the yellow button multiple times? Because I need to.
>>151817858
>>You'd have to be pretty gay not to pick yellow.
FTFY
>>151817464
Red button #4 because I never went to school and had the high school experience.
#2 is also an option, so long as I'm a dude who's not fat, is pretty attractive (leaning on the bishounen side as apposed to macho madness), and can beat up anyone who hurts my imouto.
>>151816868
B. Just for my fetish.
>>151812172
I can make yellow happen at any time, though. What's special about it?
yellow thanks
>>151817464
I'll take macross route
>>151812172
>Become reality warping waifu.
Anything is possible.
Only a fool wouldn't pick green.
>>151812172
Yellow
I'd probably want to hit red but then at the last second diverting my hand and just slamming yellow.
>>151817464
Button one for the same reason as >>151823118
Reality warping=infinite wishes.
>>151812172
> red
So you hate people and want a pet instead of an actual partner, gotcha.
> green
So you are afraid and disgusted by yourself, gotcha.
>blue
So you both hate yourself and other people, gotcha.
> yellow
So you are afraid of the life in general, gotcha.
Here are better option variants:
Red: "Your waifu becomes real and you get a few opportunities to build an actual relationship with her. It is up to you to grasp them."
Green: "You can change most of your personal aspects once, but you will still retain your identity and all the baggage that comes with it."
Blue: "Both of the above."
Yellow: "A fresh start. A new name, a new identity and a new home, somewhere where no one knows you and no one judges you."
>>151823472
Fag
>>151812172
Why would we choose anything but red?
>>151823472
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>151812172
Does blue imply yuri? If yes blue because being immortal loli is only fun when you have other immortal loli for lewd things, if no yellow.
>>151817464
Pick mecha and go to war with the world by myself.
>>151816868
All of these are fun because B is kinda redundant when you can order her to speak her mind.
>>151823118
>reality warping
You're still afaker
>>151816868
can you command her to do whatever she wants to do?
white knight fetish too strong
>>151817464
Always finds a way.
>>151817464
>pick first button
>choose reality warping/ total self manipulation/ whatever else floats your boat
>have whatever characters you want as your crew waifu/ harem/ bros/ slaves / whatever
how is this not the clearly best choice? if you don't like the one piece universe just make another to your liking or travel to whatever one you want with your newfound godhood
>>151812172
Redor yellow
>>151812172
Red.
>>151821120
>not using just one order to give her free agency outside commands
It's only one request, and you don't even want to make that?
>>151812172
Blue button all the way.
Yellow
>picking anything other than the yellow button
>>151812172
Yellow
>>151827281
>ending your worthless existence rather that choosing a button that makes it worthwhile
>Makes new button, Black, so I could become 2D
In all honesty it's a really hard choice, but either yellow or green. Blue if green means I'm not alive.
>>151812172
Yellow. Ez.
>>151817464
>>151827016
>choose first one
>reality warp and skip to the other choices
Choosing the first one allows you to get the other ones by simply warping reality.
>>151817464
Kyoani button.
>>151827459
exactly my point, just warp to a reality where you are a mech pilot/ have whatever harem you want/ whatever
>>151827281
>>151812371
>>151812405
>>151812816
>>151813072
>>151813987
>>151816578
>>151816968
>>151817483
>>151817870
Why would you do this?
You could have chosen Green and made both yourself and another /a/non happy for the rest of your natural or unnatural lives.
>>151827629
You forgot me too man
What about me? I chose either yellow or green
>>151812172
I don't want my waifu to be in this godforsaken society.
I will pick the one that lets me be my waifu in her world or just be forgotten.
>>151817464
The harem anime button is based off of Oreimo isn't it?
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME DAMN IT!
>>151812172
I'll take yellow.
>>151814527What if Freddy Mercury is my waifu
>>151812371
yep.
>>151820220Whose eyes are those eyes?
>>151827629
What's the point anon? All things must go back to none.
Y E L L O W
E
L
L
O
W
>>151812371
>>151828261
>Two much yellow
>>151817464
meme me up senpai
5th button
>>151817464
I choose the option with immortality. It's a no-brainer.
>>151812172
fucking yellow.
>>151813826
anon i don't fucking need to give them a pain. Why should I ?
The one i love don't have to suffer and the one i hate don't have what they want, i am statisfied.
>>151814527
Green ?
>>151823472
Except the no one judge me part, i will take yellow.
Social judging makes what i am.
>>151823472
Oh wow look at this fag and his deep desires.
>>151812172
I gently scrape off the shitty paintjob on Blue and Yellow, and find out what they actually do before pressing anything
No tricking people today you slimy djinn fuck
>>151812172
Tough choice between red and yellow.
>>151830647
This guy knows what's up.
>>151818078
Freddie is fucking plebbit
If it was Iggy and Bowie as my roommates in their youth then maybe I'd consider it
>>151812172
yellow
>>151812218
/thread
>>151812172
This thread shit, fuck off back to /b/
>>151814721It stands for you're a fucking faggot.
>>151828057
Cute girl's.
>>151820356
Are you me? If the answer is no, then I challenge you for the right to waifu her.
>>151812172
>>151815452
>>151821120
Blue
>>151814527
Green
>>151817464
2nd from left if odd
2nd from right if even
>>151812172
>you're waifu becomes real
so she's a 3DPD now?
No thanks give me Yellow
>>151812371
The only correct answer
>>151812172
Red
>>151812172
Anyone who'd press anything other than red is a fucking faggot
>>151812371
>No button to kill my dad and make anime real
fug off
>>151812371
yep
>>151817464
>no isekais
it's shit
>>151832756
> isekai
Shittier.
Yellow
>>151812172
Red. Then use waifu's powers to get powers.
>>151812371
This, taking over your waifu is horrible and no-one that could say they honestly love their waifu would do it. As for having her made real and automatically love you, that's not really her personality, you waifu wouldn't always love you, there would be ups and downs, so with that personality it's not really her so I wouldn't want her. That leaves the only choice as yellow, which is the correct choice if you really love your waifu.
>>151812172
Yellow
>>151817464
Macross one, easily
>>151812172
Easy. Red. She becomes real, reclaims her throne and I get to be the trophy husband to the UK. Coast through life until I either die of old age or assassination.
INB4 I have basic tier shit taste
>>151833345
>Not wanting to live a normal life with her
You DO have basic tier shit taste friendo, but not in waifus.
>>151833345
She can't be any worse than the current leaders of the UK
>INB4 I have basic tier shit taste
At least it's not Rin.
>>151812172
red
>>151814527
green
>>151817464
harem
>>151818078
still green
>>151812172
Blue because reality warping.
Yellow is also really nice option.
>>151832756
1)pick first one
2)pick reality warping powers
3)make yourself a hero of an isekai (with reduced power if you want the challenge)
4)???
5)profit
>>151832938
couldn't one of your first orders (which the wording of the button says that she MUST carry out) be for her to act as her usual self without this MC bs?
>>151833402
I mean I would love to, but come on do you honestly think she'd shirk on her responsibility?
>>151812172
Why is it always a fucking button? Why not "you can cum only in one hole". Fuck these threads.
>>151833596
She already gave her life for the cause, would it really be necessary to give a second?
Besides most of her development comes from learning that maybe she did give it her best shot and maybe she should just chill the fuck out.
>>151812172
Yellow.
Even if my waifu would become real, I couldn't talk with her because I'm too autistic.
>>151833705
True. In the case of the OP it would probably depend on what point in the timeline that she'd be coming from for whether she would actually chill or not.
If heads your waifu becomes real
If tails you become someone else's waifu.
>>151833950
so
>heads you win life ( more or less)
>tails nothing happens in a meaningful way for you, but some random shits life is now worse
why wouldnt you?
>>151833950
What's the catch?
>>151812172
Everything except yellow is extremely pointless.
>>151834041
>make meaningful change to your life
>pointless
>>151834077
>meaningful change to your life
Life is meaningless by definition.
>>151834163
no, its devoid of meaning - therefore its up to you to give it one
>>151814527
thanks doc
>>151833950
Sign me the fuck up.
Heads are even, Tails are odd.
>>151834478
rollan
>>151812218
This. Too many duplicate thread full of esoteric wallpaper.
>>151817464
>choose harem
>never get fug any of them despite all of them practically begging for it
thus is the life of a harem protagonist
>>151823472
Push the yellow button please.
>>151833984
>literally "heads I win, tails you lose"
>>151834478
I promise to be the best waifu I can be!
>>151834478
I don't mind tails.
>>151835291
exactly, why wouldnt you?
>>151830647
Only person to see through the deceit.
>>151831730
No.Those eyes are god's eyes.
>>151812172
I didn't realise this was /b/
>>151835961
/b/ is even worse than this now tbf senpai
>>151836014
desu I wouldn't notice the difference if the boards suddenly merged.
>>151834478
I'm interested.
>>151812172
Blue, if the do anything she'll want means she'll love me forever like with red
>>151814527
purple, I don't want a roommate and real females are pretty terrible
>>151817464
kyoani assuming your also in hs forever, otherwise harem
>>151834478
Can I become the waifu of multiple anons at once?
>>151812172
Blue. It's the red and green buttons combined. Also, being a twin of my waifu sounds like a dream.
>>151833950
I'm rooting for tails.
>>151834478
I will be the cutest waifu!
>>151817464
Mecha seems like a great choice at first, until you realize it basically makes you Suzaku. And being Suzaku is suffering.
I'm not a fucking faggot so Kyoani is a no-go.
Keit-ai is the optimal meme option, but not really great from a minmaxing standpoint.
Harem seems like a nice option at first, but there is the risk that none of the girls fulfill my fetish.
One Piece has the best potential for stretching of the rules. I can choose a stupidly OP super power, and give similarly OP powers to my crew, and easily take over the world and live a nice life doing whatever I want.
Gonna have to go with One Piece.
>>151834478
Let's do this.
>>151833950
No lose here anon why are u even making this?
>>151838125
>>151834478
Can I have more than one anon as my waifu?
>>151834021
The anons that got heads got the anons that got tails as their waifus
>>151839086
>tails
I would not mind it at all.
>>151833950
DON'T FALL FOR IT
THE WAIFU IS OTHER ANON WHO ROLLED TAILS
>>151812172
Green is obviously best answer. You get to leave this shit world for a better one.
>>151812172
The Red.
>>151834478
I'm rolling.
I want an anon to be my waifu, but if need be, I'll do my best to make one happy as theirs.
>>151833790
>>151817464
4
Name even ONE reason why you wouldn't want to be a cute girl in a KyoAni slice of life.
>>151812172
>waifu
What do you think I am, some kind of faggot? replace waifu with husbando then we could talk.
>>151812371
>>151812172
Childhood is thinking red button is best.
Adulthood is knowing yellow button is best.
>>151812172
My waifu is a reality warper, so I choose green become my waifu, then clone her and finally morph into a male again.
>>151841507
Because that would put me in high school again.
>>151842057
You wouldn't get bullied in a KyoAni slice of life, Anon.
>>151842098
Not even by the teachers?
>>151842154
Only gentle bullying, and only depending on how bullyable you are.
>>151812172
red. i would do yellow but i dont mind if people remember me or not and i can just opt out of red any time i want
>>151839300
Exactly
>>151842203
Maybe that wouldn't be so bad then.
>>151812172
>Waifu is Lain
>press blue
>literally become a God
>can rewrite reality and sheit
Too obvious. Once I do that I can will red, green, yellow, some combination of, into existence or just do nothing
>>151839300
You say that as if it's a downside.