>No Megumeme monday thread
>>151762378
/a/ has truly fallen below acceptable quality standards
>>151762553
unsaged
>>151762553
Neck yourslef faghetti
>>151762378
Let's do it
>>151762378
>>151762378
Because everyone knows who the real best girl is
>>151762831
Aqua most likely lands somewhere on the Autism spectrum, and should not be treated as a human being, let alone a godess
>>151762893
>Megumemers call other characters autistic
>>151762378
Key-Ute
just imagine, we'll have new images to dump in these threads in little more than a week
the wait is almost over, but its still killing me
>>151763013
Shut up, Aqua
There's a difference between a dedication to a lifestyle and being a fucking free-loader
>>151762975
I need to explode inside. Like, badly.
>>151763253
>like, literally
>>151763253
is this pasta
>>151763455
I'm so sorry, anon! I didn't realize a single picture could traumatize you so badly. I'll be careful and remember to use only the right pictures next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEltHWxS1dE
>>151762831
We need more of Yunyun's yunyuns in S2
>slutty girls
>dense mc
literally what is wrong with him?
>>151765010
Kazuma knows the horrors of 3DPD.
>>151765010
>dense
He's redpilled as duck.
Does Kazumeme try getting with any of the girls later in the series?
>>151766326
Wiz
>>151766326
>>151766395
Also Eris.
>>151766675
>pads
Why does Kazumeme have such shit taste
>>151766396
More like high autism.
>>151766736
He's fine with whatever.
>>151766326
Megumin and Eris mostly, but you have to remember that he's rather impulsive about these things.
As soon as Megumin started to show serious interest back he basically runs the fuck away.
>>151767276
>Season 1
>Budget comparable to that of a relatively fancy lunch
>The studio in charge is DEEN aka QUALITY central
>Somehow manages to be a darkhorse that takes Winter 2016 by storm
>Season 2
>Bigger budget
>"Cute" designs
>It's gonna be shit
Art from adversity.
>>151768016
>Bigger budget
Not so fast, champ.
>>151768016
I have faith that deen will remain shit. they are the studio we need right now
>>151768100
These beautiful fanart designs aways keep me excited, just to forget the reality of the fucking anime design
>>151768411
The anime design is fine. It's one of >DEEN's best efforts.
>>151768016
>Season 2
>DEEN
>Bigger budget
>>151763253
reddit:zero is STILL mad about the 93 point gap
>>151763253
>Re:Zero
>good fanbase
You know you are called Reddit:Zero outside of your threads too?I liked Re:Zero too but if I had to choose the two, I would go for Konosuba because it made me laugh more.
>>151762378
>Megumeme
Fuck off.
>>151763253
The content of your thread is just "which gurl wud u fuk" and lame subaru dark lord meme, is it a wonder that no one other than remfags and shitposters post in your thread?
Your weekly general is pathetic, look at Konosuba threads to see how a good fanbase act. When compared to them, is it a surprise people started calling your show reddit:zero?
Guys, help, I feel so insecure.
She's totally 18, right?
>>151768016
>Bigger budget
Ahahahaha- No.
>>151769726
She'll turn 14 in season 2.
>>151769726
Yes.
Also I love you, anon, and am also over 18
>>151769726
Obviously, isn't it obvious by how well developed her breasts are?She is in the WN if I recall correctly
what days does the anime air on?
>>151770144
I think the first episode is the 11th, so Wednesdays.
>>151770202
Thank you Aqua, I only have one class that day.
>>151770319
Why can't the bimbo raise her stats?
>>151770527
Because bimbo
>>151771542
Yunyun doesn't belong in that image.
>>151771582
deal with it
>sorry anon
>>151771688
It's because of her butting in randomly like that that she has no friends.
Thank you for allowing this thread to exist, Aqua. May our love, respect and adoration reach you wherever you're watching us from.
>>151771721
I wouldn't mind being her friend. Megumin still superior chuuni-demon.
>>151771542
This ova brought me to tears and one if the few times japan got a genuine laugh from me.
>Megumin gets in bed with Kazuma
>hugs him
>tells him she loves him
>Kazuma fucking chicken out
I finished the 9 volume screaming at the sky.
>>151773153
He did okay. He was a little more worried about Megumin being distraught about killing the person who was the entire reason she learned explosion magic.
>>151770527
Show more respect please. You're talking about a goddess and not some random slut like you're waifu.
>>151773731
What if he's waifu is Aqua??
>>151773839
He wouldn't deserve her considering he called her a "bimbo" a waifu doesn't deserve that much less a literal goddess like Aqua.
>>151774325
>not enjoying some dirty talk with you're waifu
You're a boring person.
best girl
>>151774375
That was an straight insult in context. Nothing to do with being playful.
>>151762378
I want Megumeme tolearn something other than explosion magic.
>>151774904
And that's that attitude you have to take to be close with damegami. Look at Kazuma.
>>151774872
Best punching bag.
>>151774919
>>151774919
You're a monster.
>>151774997
I'd punch her with my dick.
>>151775134
She's 13...
>>151775176
She is 14 almost 15.
>>151775229
still underage...
>>151774919
Even Scumzuma wouldn't go that far you demon.
>>151762378
Megumin circlejerking tread should be banned. Where the fuck is MODS
>>151774919
Are you some kind of faggot?
>>151773153
She was crying and felt guilty about the events of the volume. By delaying things he has created a waifu for laifu.
>>151768411
The anime design is absolutely fucking fine, you do realize how hard it'd be to animate if it was as top notch and complicated as fan art?
recently got a new phone, i was heartbroken to find out that it was no longer available on the playstore. It was just a button i could press to hear Megumin say "explosion" :c
>>151775422
Nice emotes. Fuck off.
The author's waifubaiting of Megumeme ruined the series.
>>151775653
>yfw he pulls and oreimo and makes Aqua win
>>151775719
>Kazuman ever hitting on Aqua.
Kazuma has absolutely 0 romantic/sexual attraction to Aqua
>>151762378
>halfway through monday and no megumin thread
She's fading guys. She's fading away. Soon there will only be megumin threads every other monday, as the total number of posts in each thread dwindles and they don't reach their bump limit for over a week. Then we won't have them at all. Only a few people who even remember megunmin will still browse /a/. The newfags keep pouring in and have no idea who megumin is or what we used to do on mondays. She'll fade from your memories as well. You'll watch new shows, find new girls to love. Megumin will slowly fade into obscurity. She started as a supernova, a massive stellar explosion, but over time her power dwindled and soon no one knew if there had ever been a star there at all.
>>151776229
Season 2 muthafucka
>>151776309
9 DAYS AWW YEA
>>151776309
That's just delaying the inevitable and I think you know that. Face it, in 5 years you won't even remember her voice. In 10 years you won't remember what she looks like. In 15 years you won't remember her show. What you feel for her today will be completely meaningless and forgotten at some point in the future.
>>151776443
>babby's first nihilism
Would you cum in Megumin's panties and make her wear them all day?
>>151776516
that seems a little rude.
>>151776516
No. I'm not into that sort of thing.
>>151776558
>>151776600
What if she liked it?
>>151776516
I would an explosion in her cunny and take responsibility forever.
https://exhentai.org/g/1012678/872452a6d6
Is there any waifu of recent times that even comes close to Megumin?
>>151776797
Aqua is better.
>>151776770
enough megumeme shit
where is this?
>>151776797
That's not how you use 'waifu' and if it was, then the answer a resounding yes.
>>151767802
>he basically runs the fuck away
No he doesn't. He likes to tease the girls and he does want to fuck them, but he's too much of a coward to cross the line without them explicitly telling him that he can. The problem with that is that Megumin is exactly the same and Kazuma is too traumatized by her teasing to ever believe that anything will happen.
>>151776942
I just want then to fuck already.
>>151777053
You'll have to wait a few years. Kazuma isn't a lolicon.
>>151776770
Nice. Now we need Guntool's.
>>151777110
But she's finally 18
>>151776443
Today while looking through old shows to see what stuff I watched in the past, I realized I forgot all about Kokoro Library which is like forgetting one of your children existed.
>>151774872
I want to pretend to be her friend and trick her into doing lewd things!
>>151777193
I don't like playing games on easy mode.
>>151777193
I want to marry YunYun, have a kid with her, then become a deadbeat father!
Aqua a best. She's a literal goddess.
I can't fucking believe some people even bother with lesser girls like Megumin.
Does Megumin have tastier pee than Aqua?
>>151777767
Aqua is technically a goddess. All the other goddesses are grateful for her existance since she makes them look better by comparison.
I want to treat her little sister to ice cream.
>>151776877
I was so excited to see a new Wireframe doujin featuring Aqua. What did I get? Literally 3 goddamn pages of content.
What I mean is: Don't get your hopes up.
>>151778495
>Expecting anything good from WireframeAlthough his previous KonoSuba doujin was really good.
>>151778587
Wireframe's alright. Art is ok to good but the scenes/creativity is lacking, so the overall quality depends on the subject/series.
>>151778844
The art is fine, but my issue is that most of their doujins, or at least most of their recent ones have been MMF. That's an instant turn off for me.
>>151778878
MMF is fine for characters you don't care about, but it's a bit of a slap in the face if you're invested.
>>151778914
Even if it's a character I don't care about it still kills my boner. It's just gross in general to me. I can't get off to it at all.
But the upcoming season has no Megumeme arcs. You'd have to buy a lot of BD and earn a 3rd season for Megumeme
>>151779092
I want to see Megumin's mom and sister get animated.
>>151775422
What an easy fucking app to make. I might just make it myself and put it on the playstore.
I want to hold Darkness' hands while making love to her.
>>151779499
Megumeme a cute!
>>151779525
I want to kiss her on the cheek, followed by kissing her goodnight afterwards too so we can fall to sleep while cuddling.
Aqua best girl. Would drink her piss.
>>151779864
I bet Aqua has delicious pee.
Aqua is for memes and laughs.
Megumin is for cute but not lewd.
Darkness is for satisfying your disgusting primal urges and then throwing away.
This is what each character is for.
>>151780435
But I only want to have lovey dovey sex with Darkness.
>>151780435
Aqua is that friend you bicker with almost constantly but still go out for drinks with every other day
Megumin is Imouto-tier
Darkness is for bullying and hardcore playLalatina, however, is for gentle landholding and marriage
>>151780580
>Megumin is Imouto-tier
I believe she's a filthy onee-san.
>>151780580
>Megumin is Imouto-tier
But that is Iris.
>imblyign darkness isn't best girl
>>151783855
Maybe if you're a dozen fat, old men.
My wife yunyun is as cute as ever`
>fucking Tuesday
at least we still make it Monday, even if late.
>>151772123
>hat size corresponds to magic ability
>>151776708
>>151783966
>“Recruiting party member. Must be gentle and willing to patiently listen to boring chatter. Must not mock people with weird names. Must be able to stay together even on days with no quests. Must be a frontline fighter. Preferably close to my age. I’m a 13-year-old arch wizard—“
>“Recruiting party member. Hopefully, someone who is fine when the conversation gets stalled. Someone who wouldn’t keep a distance even if I visit every day. Someone who won’t get angry even if our eyes do not meet. No restrictions on job and age.”
Would you wanna party with her?
>>151779499
You're a good person.
Best support is worthy of such.
>>151784733
I want to be visited every day by Yunyun.
>>151762378
>meme
Fuck off faggot.
>>151785712
>ywn be friends with yunyun
>>151784733
Person BMostly because I'm more than double the age of Person A, fuck this 3D life
>>151784733
>ywn approach a meek and awkward yunyun and party with her
>>151764697
Thats gross honestly.
>>151785740
I want to become her friend who she eventually sees as more than a friend.
>>151785740
We're talking about a girl who somehow managed to make plants as her friends.
>>151787857
Would living in fantasy australia be worth it if you become friends with yunyun?
I want to befriend Yunyun by giving her the D.
>>151790024
I want to befriend Yunyun by kissing her on the forehead.
New fanfic chapter is out.
>>151769726
She's like 13 in the LN.
Why would you care?
I want to make Megumin hold her pee for a long time before she does an explosion spell so that she pisses herself when she can't move.
>>151793764
Well now I have to fap
my wife megumin is cute and I'm gonna marry her
>>151793854
double marriage?
>“Aqua, since sunrise, weren’t you making tea and converting it back into water until the stem stood up?”
Who said Aqua was dumb? Clearly she's a genius.
>>151794321
she's too cute to only marry once
Anyone got link to that special manga chapter about Darkness working on Succubus Shop?
>>151794586
Never heard of it.
>“Hey Aqua, you are fascinatingly beautiful today.”
>“Hm hm, what’s up with you all of a sudden? What’s wrong with you, Kazuma? Could it be that when we were getting hit on a while back, you were actually jealous…”
>Chi-ring.
>>151794452
I want to give Aqua lots of praise.
>>151795307
It's drawn by Takeda Hiromitsu but so far I found it translated to Spanish
>>151769391
Re:Zero is number 1 while Kono is number 2 , but i would never give up one for the other. They're both special in different ways
reminder that all anime characters including Megumin are not real and are actually just complex audiovisual illusions
>>151776443
I'll always remember EXPLOSION!
>>151795624
They're real in another parallel world. My dreams told me.
>>151795520
Dammit what is this picture from.
I watched an anime with it but have forgotten.
>>151795735
Danganronpa 3, the Hope Kaleidoscope
>>151762975
wew
>>151794452
>Wasting tea
>genius
Please be in Boston.
>tfw you kill an onion duck with your bare hands and get to eat tonight
>>151796616
I want to catch Megumin with my bare hands and eat her tonight.
>>151779525
Darkness is best girl!
>>151780580
this man gets it
Megumin's Costanza method during the interrogation is flawless. It's not a lie if you believe it.
I want to befriend Yunyun to pat her cute head everyday
>>151795864
Dammit thanks.
>>151797504
What if she wants to become more than friends as a result?
>>151797614
i'll marry her and have tons of raw and lovely sex
>>151777110
I am 100% sure he is/
Why doesn't Megumin just learn a smaller explosion spell that can be spammed? Eventually she'll run out of out passives and explosion modifiers to buff with her skill points.
>>151798351
Why would she bother? Surely she would just seek to get other ways to restore her reserves to cast explosion repeatedly.
>>151798351
Her whole philosophy is quality over quantity. Plus, I'm pretty sure she's already too deep in the "+5 Explosion Radius" buffs to back down
>>151798351
IIRC from the LN they mention the besides explosion there's a spell called blast that is like explosion but smaller.But anyway Megumin wants to make the explosions because when she was little, she unsealed some monster and another wizard saved her with explosion magic. Setting her in the path of explosion for life
>>151798351
She doesn't like explosions, she likes Explosion, the spell.
>>151799003
>she wanted to learn Explosion to get them tiddies
Truly a tragic fate to never be able to obtain what you desire
>>151799140
She should let me rub them. I heard that makes them grow bigger.
Do you think everything with the demon smelling prime minister and that country will be wrapped up this volume or this will go on for a while? I kind of hope it gets a little complex
>>151792466
What I'm looking at says the last chapter was released about a week ago?
this volume
You saw how much disaster Scumzuma's party caused with their day off
Given proper motivation (prince pissing them off), it shouldn't take more than a few weeks to ruin this country- much less a country of casinos (given Trashzuma's insane luck stat)
Is the OVA worth a watch? Never got around to seeing it.
>>151799765
Yeah it's fun.
>>151799626
Aqua can heal wounds. Aqua can lift curses. Aqua can rebuild walls. Aqua can raise the dead.
Not even Aqua can save you from Kazuma.
>>151799765
Definitely
>>151799626
In terms of dangerousness it definitely goes Aqua, megumin, darkness. Flood, explosion, pervert. They could probably bring down a city or nation quite happily
>>151774919
If this wans't a comedic setting, I would too.
>>151799936
Cultists > floods. Your ranking was correct, your reasoning was flawed.
>>151800053
reminder that aqua taught the cultists multi-level marketing
definitely more dangerous than floods
>>151764697
Why is mehumin so flat,..
>>151800274
She spent too much time doing explosions instead of drinking milk.
I want to yell "explosion!" as I cum inside Megumin and gaze lovingly at her look of disappointment.
>>151800274
Malnutrition when growing up.
>>151800368
>not exploding together
>>151800368
>not casting explosion alongside her as you both orgasm.
That's not the path of explosions, that's not the path of explosions at all.
>>151800368
I want Megumin to shout explosion when she starts peeing into my mouth.
This chapter would have been far more entertaining had Kazuma chosen to go gambling with Aqua
Iris is boring as fuck
>aware she passes out for several hours every time she casts a spell
>wears an outfit that exposes her thighs and shoulders, and looks like it could be removed with a sharp tug
Is she aware of the danger she's putting herself in?
>>151800607
>implying she could afford better
>implying she isn't long used to it
>implying it isn't incredibly comfortable
>implying she doesn't want you to take advantage of her in her post explosion state
>>151800607
>has kazuma tend to her while she can't move
She is entirely aware
>>151800607
Are you suggesting Megumin goes and buys herself a bakuretsu burka and chastity belt?
>>151800607
Almost all of her possessions were gifts from friends.
>>151800607
Girls who wear chokers know exactly what they want.
>>151800607
>family hunts for crickets in the forest to survive
>"WHY DOESN'T SHE BUY NEW CLOTHES"
Is this privilege!?
>>151800205
Honestly, it doesn't seem bad to be an Axis Cultist. They always seem happy. Kind of the insane happy, but always happy.
>>151800380
Where did this malnutrition meme come from?
>>151800530
Iris is worst girl but Vol 6 has one of my favorite chapters so I'll forgive her. I think I would have rather had continued explosions chapter 4 than this, though.
>>151801133
Explosions spinoff LN that takes place during Megumin's wizard school time.She steals Yunyun's lunch every day and skips gym class to conserve calories. When she does have extra food she prioritizes her little sister.
>talking shit about Iris
not okay
>>151800983
Headpats, food and explosions?
>>151801133
Megumin's family is very very poor.
>>151801263
All those, and more.
>>151785736
It is a megumeme.
>>151801538
I think I jerk off to that doujin and its sequel an unhealthy amount.
>>151801538
What doujin is this? There's a surprising amount of Megumin doujins out.
>>151802109
https://exhentai.org/s/503e42d942/943469-14
>>151802109
>surprising
>>151802155
>Hey Kazuma! It's true that I'm beautiful, but you are staring too much!
damnit aqua
>>151802109
Surprising my ass. Loliko always gets disproportionate doujins
>>151803275
>disproportionate
There's no wonder that the good, attractive girls get more fanworks than the others.
>checking konosuba tag for first time after c91
wew
>>151803517
Has there even been anything good from c91 uploaded yet?
>>151803614
There's one Megumin doujin and one of Aqua becoming a mindbroken whore.
>>151803778
>Aqua becoming a mindbroken whore.
Is that the prostitution + mmf one? That's a shit doujin. I can't get off to those.
>>151802109
The Megumin tag has like 167 pages on Pixiv and gets more pictures every day. She's a powerful meme.
Vintage Megumin
>>151804622
> 18 being still permaflat
How can one girl be so best?
>>151762378
So eight or seven days for season 2?
>>151807206
S2 was cancelled.
The way Megumin arches her back in her normal posture is sexy
>>151807275
But I thought nips liked konosuba?
>>151775292
>>151775176
where do you think you are
everyone knows 14 is the golden number
>>151807419
They aren't showing it on TV and I'm keeping it all to myself.
>>151807521
DONT DO IT
>>151808044
relax, she doesn't have a mentos and it's not diet
Aqua will perform a magic trick that reduces Megumin's bust to 1/3rd of its original size.
>>151809619
I know Kazuma is a scumlord, but him drugging Megumin and turning her out for some Eris is pretty fucked up.
Atleast the Succubus shop now has competition in the bargain boner business.
>>151807206
Thursday 1:05am JST.