>>151756402
>wanting to look like anime irl
Just need to dye my hair
>>151756694
Something about this just screams dumb Russian girl who wants attention.
>>151757014
Add weak chin and you're right on spot.
I wish to fuck /a/nons who look like cute anime girls.
I really just need the necklace and I'd look spot on
>>151757306
I'd recommend seeing a doctor about your impossible bone structure.
>>151756402
I am happy with the way I look like and wouldn't want to change
>>151756402
>>151757538
Well aren't you special.
>>151757538
This is what fat acceptance does to people
>>151757673
no need to be rude my friend
>>151756402
Life is not fair. I want to be a cute imouto happy school girl.
I want to be a big boobed oneesan in a yuri anime.
>>151757752
Damn Okabe in zero looks so hot
>>151757359
I'd recommend you see a doctor to get your eyes checked then
>you will never make millions by having your own camshow for rich old horny pedophiles
I'd get fucked senseless every day.
Easiest decision I could ever make.
>>151756402
>>151757622
I enjoy those tits but I wouldn't want to carry them around all day.
I can't really decide.
I just want to be a cute girl with a modest bust and slender figure.
I also want to do cute things to other girls.
>>151756694
even more proof that 2d > 3d
>>151758974
I'll be her onii-sama, and fuck her right in the pussy.
>>151757752
It's amazing how handsome he looks without the lab coat
>>151758172
>looking like literal faeces
your loss m8
>>151759699
I'd fuck you. All the time.
>>151758565
still manlet tho
>>151758172
Snake a Shit
!! A SHIT !!
>>151759699
>>151759740
I'll be your Teiichi-kun
>impyling I'm not a little girl already
>>151759855
>>151759923
I want to be a big breasted girl though.
>all these gayboys wanting to be girls
>>151760127
Some of us need to be the girls that you can fuck, senpai.
>>151760163
I'm not sure he wants to fuck any girls, anon...
>>151759804
>implying redditgahara is better
>>151756839
joke's on you, Simon is taller (and looks way better)
>>151759952
>cowtits
>not genetically superior dfc
>>151756402
>>151756402
>>151756402
I don't get it, she looks like a retard???
>>151761729
She's japanese.
>>151757034
Which one?
>>151761951
I considered it, but meh.
I want to be a cute idoru.
Literally me in a few years
>>151762069
You only need to be a girl willing to suck tons of dicks for that. There's makeup for the rest.
>>151756839
>>151761998
Who you pick?
>>151762104
>tfw i've already failed the first requirement
Please end me.
>>151762272
Good choice.
I look like that T B H
>>151762398
Thanks, we could make out once it happens.
>>151762309
You can always be a girl(male).
Shit series with pretty good character designs (minus Ichigo sameface) and /fa/.
I can only dream that I'll look half as good when I'm 1700
>>151756402
You will never have naturally purple hair, it is impossible
Any objections?
At least I will soon...
>>151762933
I mean,I like my arm.
>>151758172
Don't forget to make them faceless
Would I get more dicks as Sailor Venus or Yuuko?
>>151762974
Please be in London.
>>151756666
Who's this semon demon
>>151763056
Try 時計 should be a good hint.
>you will never be a nug
>>151759952
Average is justice.
I'd masturbate to myself all day if I could look like this.
>TFW you're a masculine hunk, but you wish you could be a slutty girl for a day
>TFW you know being a tranny would never be the same thing
>TFW you pray for VR that lets you be a slut
>>151762933
>wanting to be a deformed scared fuck
nope, except those muscles help in shitposting anon
>>151762851
Just dye it but you have to take care of it.
Nero!
>>151763056
clock from date a live
>>151759804
She might be a shit but she looks good.
>>151764382
I would throatfuck you.
>>151764404
Could I cum in her ass while you do that?
>>151764500
Are you a big breasted beauty? If not, no.
>>151756402
>>151764404
>I would throatfuck you.
I think that's the point of that selection... All of these selections.
>>151764535
Damn anon, you're fucking gay.
>>151764138
Do you play the fiddle too?
>>151764917
Would marry you.
>>151764917
I'd treat you like a princess... and marry you off you a duke in Poland to secure my alliance.
>tfw this thread is filled with girls pretending to be guys who want to be cute girls
>>151759923
>implying you are a CUTE little girl
>>151756402
>>151756402
>>151766215
Cumrag worthy.
>>151766348
I'd get anything I want.
>>151762933
I'd prefer pre-Eclipse Guts physique, post-Eclipse is a badass sure, but also a cripple, and it only gets worse when he gets the black armor...
>>151765099
No proper left hand = playing video games would be very hard.
You know, minus the whole 'being dead' thing.
>>151763425
If you look anything like pic related, I'd swap. For good.
>>151756402
either of these two
I wish I was a comfy little creature like pic related.
>>151757622I had a dream a few days ago which involved sticking my tongue out, I closed my eyes and imagined a character that I wanted to be, I opened my eyes and became Ai-chan
I did it again and I became Space Pirate Sarah, and a dick slowly grew out of my vagina
Then I woke up with a raging hardon and got depressed that it wasn't real
>>151762464
Best choice ITT desu
>>151756402
>>151766301
Don't you dare post my waifu, you heretic.
>>151761974
Senketsu obviously
>>151762974
Dick is now diamonds
It's retarded I know. But the ridiculousness is just funny enough to make me want it. Imagine trying to wear a suit.
>>151769139
>>151769139
I wanna be mr clean because reasons
>>151769349
I'd make you my wife
>>151769139
Came here to post this but before he breaks free from control.
tbqh
>>151769559
I considered that too, but the idea of fitting a ~9ft tall overly muscular dude into a car made me laugh too much. I wouldn't mind his non-Lssj forms for an actual look though.
>>151756402
Is that the weird fujoshi from OreGairu?
I need wait for summer for use Yuki/Iona cosplay
>>151762008
This
>>151766805
I wish I wish.
>>151765099
Damn, looks like someone got it before me.
>>151771750
I just want to be a nice shepherdess
Dark ara-ara is the ideal.
>>151775842
I lost, thanks.
I get to be petite and have huge boobs. It's the best of both worlds.
I-is it okay if I don't want to be a little girl?
>>151776432
Sounds like you'd develop incredible back problems because your small frame can't support the weight of your rack.
>>151757871
I want to be a CLAMP noodle person so I can spook the living shit out of people.
>>151769895
>posting my waifu
ranma, not akane
>>151759804
(FORCED)
>>151756402
I just want to be anime
>>151767002
are girls into body swapping? As far as i've been able to discern, body swapping as a fetish is like 99% male oriented.
>>151769425
Kuroko is the only correct answer. She's easily 100%
On an slightly creepier tangent, what would you do if you met the anon who now looks like your waifu? Keep in mind it's just your waifu's body, not her personality
>>151756402
I would exercise my back to keep it strong and eat fat foods to help my tits sag further.
If you are a boy and want to become a girl it's already too late for you.
You people make me sick
>>151780064
"You know what's funny, you look exactly like this one person from a show i watch."
All these girls in this thread
>MUH DICK
>all these sissyboys wanting to look like literal men
gay as fuck
>>151780030
Kuroko's physically nauseating though, so no
>>151780780
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>>151756694
I'd nail the one on the right endlessly
Either one.
>>151759923
I did not expect Žižek in this thread, but I'm pleased. Well, becoming an old marasmatic liberal fuck counts, thumbs up!
>>151777335
>ORE WA
>>151782790
A splendid choice.
>>151778215
My nigga
Only because he's the strongest man in the world
I don't ask for much, looking plain is just fine. I just want to get rid of my deformities.
>>151780236
>see anon at grosery store
>her boobs hit her knees when she strolls through the parking lot as she pushes cart full of fat foods
>>151783506
Can you pls post a smaller image?
>>151756402
All I'd have to do i shave my fucking face and I look EXACTLY like him
>>151782717
I only posted Žižek because I look embarrasingly similar to 2d already.
I want to be a monster.
>>151756402
>those back muscles
Hnnnngggghhh
I'd put two mirrors against each other, pose in between and get hard all day.
>>151783690
No worries, this old pole is hadsome.
Pic
>>151756753
>>151764598
>>151762585
>>151762078
>>151760127
>>151759699
>>151759740
>>151778215
>>151779661
>>151782649
>>151782795
Excellent choices anons.
>>151760319
Taller doesn't automatically mean more handsome, and Kamina is a sex god.
He is perfect
>>151783726
Well go for it then. Garou mode is not impossible just very very very hard to achieve.
>>151784300
>Sex God
>Had sex once in his life (Maybe)
>>151784357
I just meant he looks sexy and attractive, not in the literal sense.
>Can't decide between forever qt unaging prepubescent little girl
>little brown girl
>Or postapocalyptic world defender GAR mode grizzled manmeat
>>151769365
No joke, I actually look a lot like this guy except I'm not 2m tall and my eyes aren't red.
>>151777335
This guy knows his shit
>>151767002
Why is makoto so popular? I think Nagisa and Rin are far more attractive... is it his personality that makes him so endearing?
>>151779935
Girls have ridiculous penis envy and know being a pretty guy is less effort than being a pretty girl
>>151784456
also Haru, don't forget Haru.
>>151784435
Em pics ¿?
no homo
Kirei, obviously
>>151784353I'm bald. Also endomorph.
That's time and effort anon, not to mention you've got to cut fapping to at least 1-2 times a week.
>>151756402
>ITT characters you wish you'd lick, like, exactly
>>151784800
Masturbation has nothing to do with fitness.
The whole "testosterone levels" of NoFap thing is bullshit.
Eat well, train hard, don't do shit bad for your health (smoking, drinking, doing drugs) and wait for results. They will start coming in 4 weeks or so.
>>151784800
What does fapping has to do with working out?
>>151785179
>>151785139
>fap
>nothing to do with fitness
It crumbles motivation for any serious undertaking.
And training for Garou gorgeous back is pretty serious.It also saps nutrients out of your body I even submitted blood for analysis before\after nofapon to make sure.
In some cases it weakens tendors\muscles and they are easier to injure or older injuries relapse and that's from my experience.
>>151785229
Bullshit. You can take your pseudoscience and shove it. Fapping is life.
>>151785229
>It crumbles motivation for any serious undertaking.
That's only true for weak men with weak willpower.
Masturbation is healthy and natural. As long as you don't overdo it and don't choke your penis with a death-grip, you don't have to worry about it.
>>151785247
>pseudoscience
>patient-kun how the fuck did you manage to deplete protein, potassium, calcium and magnesium to these granny levels?
>are you starving or something?
>>151785305
>weak will
check
>natural
>don't overdo
Three times a day is overdoing it I think.
>death grip
Hard to control, had to take a pause cuz it started to hurt one day.
>>151776970
That's what the string is for!
>>151785229
>that spoiler tag
Fucking really? My legs always hurts like fuck after playing sports.I'm a heavy fapper.Controlling them urges man. Hard as fuck
Someday
Literally perfect.
>>151785392
Yeah, when I'm getting back in form and can't cut fapping at least to once a week - I eat special supplementsthat strengthen the tendors otherwise I'll sprain either my knee or my shoulder and this will halt any progress for weeks.
>>151785359
>Three times a day is overdoing it I think.
Yeah, 3 times a day is way too much.
Try going for once a day, and slowly get to once every 2 days.
>Hard to control, had to take a pause cuz it started to hurt one day.
Try stimulating the head and/or the frenulum while you stroke the shaft, and focus on the slightest sensation instead of beating it to porn like a mad monkey.Putting the tip of your finger in your anus and moving it around a bit is also good
>>151785440
Damn. Thanks for the info man.
>>151785473
Too much.
>>151785473
How do you control them urges?
>>151756402
>>151785543
The easiest way is keeping yourself busy all day going outside and doing stuff, but if you're a lazy fuck and/or a NEET that's a lot harder than it sounds.
The other way is simple self-control, there's no real trick behind it, either you can control yourself or you can't.
An useful tip could be doing your best not to end up inadvertently seeing sexually arousing images and not thinking about sex during the day.
Another tip is not looking at porn at all for a while and see if you still want to fap as much. Not looking at porn is easier than not masturbating.
If you do end up fapping more than once a day, at least make sure you don't squeeze the cum out your dick but actually stimulate it enough to cum on its own. Lots of guys just stroke their cocks until they burst: take your time, close your eyes, focus on the experience.Doing it this way might actually help you last longer in bed, too.
>>151756694
MADE OF PLASTIC
IT'S FANTASTIC
>>151756694
>>151756694
I don't want to look like a fucking drawing, of course.
I want my 3D body to have the same features depicted in the drawing, and anime often has the traditional beauty features every culture goes after. Chiseled jaws, lean bodies, sharp eyes, small noses, smooth skin and overall good facial and bodily proportions.
>>151785649
>don't look at porn
Well any weeb shit even most innocent one will start to get you diamonds if you have enough experience with hentai.
I can confirm that it's easier to keep busy and avoid places where you can catch a glimpse of ecchilike 4chan or any weeb shit.
Either go outside or open Civilization and play for 10 hours until it's time to sleep.
>>151756694
I want irl to look like anime
>>151756402
>>151779935
Sure, for a day or two. To see how much my dick would control me, for science that is. Also taking a piss standing up.
oh wait...
>>151785359
>>are you starving or something?
Gee, maybe not beat off five times a day.
>>151788829
I was proving a point that it's bad for health though.
>>151788393
Just keep your pelvis forward and hands on your mound and you're close enough for the latter
Think we'll live long enough to be able to have our dream bodies in VR boys?
>>151789269
I think it'll be damn depressing when it does come around.
>>151782592
Wanna be my gf?
>>151756402
>>151785409
I'd serve him.
I wanna be a fluffy nerd.
>>151791386
my nigga
>>151757752
Came here to post this
Can't find the outfit though
>>151785473
Holy shit anon, I think you fixed me!
I triedsome ofyour suggestions and mypostfap guiltis gone.It's also possible to do it three times in a row now without any rest to speak of.
Much appreciated.
>>151756839
>>151756694
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SUBHUMAN ABOMINATION?
>>151789167
It's not the same. It can't be.
>>151756402
I also wish you looked like that so I could put you in a mating press in real life.
>>151763425
Right in the feels.
>>151757306
DETROIT
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>not wanting to be a mech half the size of a planet.
Losers and fuccbois; the lot of you.
>>151785834
>Jack
>not the bathhouse owner
>>151792814
No different, accuracy wise, from a guy pissing while drunk I'd think
>>151794033
same
I'd dress up just like that slut too
Dead Thread
>>151794033
>dat kanjis
jojo reference?
>all these waifu posts
You people are MEN, aren't you?
Pic related is what I want to look like, a TRUE man.
>>151765469
W-what are you on about, a-anon?
Heiwajima. Love this bastard.
>>151756402
>>151801216
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery