Belldandy had no personality and Urd was a megaslut. Also, neither

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>>151747901
>megaslut
I fail to see the downside

>>151747901
Brown and Skuld mega alliance.

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loligate was here

>>151747901
>Urd
>megaslut

If anything that was Peorth.

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>>151747901
Reminder.

>>151747901
Skuld is in love with that other boy. If anything shes the ultra slut.

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>>151747901
>Was the Skuld route the only reasonable choice?
if you're into lolis.

I always wanted Urd to grant my wish, you know.

>>151748681
I don't understand why this made people so upset.
If anything, its a blessing. Being horny all the time is a pain in the ass.

>>151747901
I'll take the megaslut's mom.

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>>151747901
it does seem weird that for someone who's supposed to be a super-slut, Urd never fucked anyone throughout the series

>>151749039
Not when you're constantly being put into romantic situations because some wingslut wants to play house for TWO DECADES.

>>151748681
I've never read this, what's the context?
I swear I'll get around to it one day, I promise.

>>151749493
God literally gave him ED so he wouldn't give an angel the mating press. The angel knew.

That guy from the movie who wanted to cut down the super evolution tree and give everyone angel powers had the right idea. Being the plaything of a bunch of superdimensional assholes? Humanity deserves better.

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>>151749526
That's a good one Anon, it almost sounds like it could be legit. What's the real explanation?

>>151749585
God didn't want any half-angels, but Bell didn't want to break her contract or stop playing house, so he just turned the guy's dick off.

>>151749585
>he wasnt here when the 25-year long ruse cruise came to an end.

the levels of salt were incredible. good thing i had not started to collect the dark horse omnibuses back then. i scrapped that off my list forever.

>>151749478
More like 2-3 years in manga years.

Imagine if I removed your need for masturbation/sexual urge/etc. Then you wouldn't spend time on /a/ and be more productive. You wouldn't be interested in any females, or sex or hentai. You would instead be working towards a better goal, for your future.

I'd say it would be blessing.Plus once the blessing is removed, there would be 2-3 years worth of glop for the goddess

>>151749733
Yeah, only he wasn't writing a book or learning the cello, he was doing nothing but relationship stuff for someone who saw him as a curiosity. All the "fun" parts of a relationship without any risk of physical intimacy.

>>151749643
Glad I put reading this off, then.

>>151748681
Mangaka pulled that out of his ass, didn't he

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sister route

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Urd and her mom are best girls accept no substitutes.

Divine neutering is such a bullshit thing to do. It turns everything that happened into part of a lie too.

>>151749936
It's a "everyone wants to fuck the MC because magic" episode.

tags:heroines_mother_is_heroine, cheating, nakadashi

>>151749643
>God didn't want any half-angels
I do recall some biblical stuff where humans mating with angels created ungodly abominations so maybey it was for the best.

>>151749526
>>151749643
glad I stopped reading this nearly a decade ago

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>>151750014

Did you know that mangaka of this made some 20yo cosplayer pregnant and had to marry her or something

>>151750055
Sounds like he's living the dream.
>create perfect waifu
>impregnate her in the form of a conslut

>>151750055
the guy is 52 and that chick is 20 , so not a bad deal.

>>151748960
The OP pic isn't a loli tho.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Dsuke_Fujishima

>On June 29 2016, the famous 20-year-old cosplayer Nekomu Otogi announced her marriage to Fujishima as well as her pregnancy on her Twitter page. Both of them had known each other on Twitter approximately since 2014.

>On July 7 2016, Kosuke Fujishima confirmed the marriage on his Twitter.

Hory shit, had to have a shotgun wedding to save face, top kek

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>>151750055
She cosplayed as his favorite character, Peorth

>>151750372
>save face
she's 30 years younger anon he made legitimately want to be with her.

>>151747901
I like Skuld. She was my first waifu.

>>151750450
>She was my first waifu.
why?

>>151747901
>KuckOne

>>151750372
Well, Obari married a 23 years old girl
The old man meme is real

>>151749733
God only disabled his sexual interest in the heroine, though, he could still lust after anyone else

>>151749882
Of course.

Nobody taught them to plan an ending after all.

>implying Belldandy isn't the megaslut

>>151752295
>implying Belldandy is American

>>151747901
i like urd
megasluts and brown turn me on

>>151752363

>implying relevance

JoyDivision is true, all of it.

>>151747901
>Urd
As much as I hate the stupid twist in this story, it ends up making Urd best girl. What looked like obnoxious meddling was really her trying to save K1.

Urd a best.

>>151749733
>2-3 years worth of glop for the goddess

How long do you think it took to clean up after the honeymoon?

I would have liked it more if they had more of a harem ending or if they gave some closure to other probable couples.
A spin off featuring the side characters and them getting some closure would have been a nice bonus, but he probably got tired of it.

>>151750372
While funny, I think it's not a big deal.
If it was a one night stand, sure, but they had been going out behind the scenes for a while.
Also, if she's keeping the baby (you can abort there) and he's willing to acknowledge it and they even got married in this day and age, it means more than simply saving face (since there's no need to save face anymore).
Also, he's an inspiration to all men, banging hot young girls at such age.

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>>151749936
>sister route
she did turn out pretty hot later

>>151755305
>I would have liked it more if they had more of a harem ending or if they gave some closure to other probable couples.
I didn't really care about the other characters as couples, but I was disappointed that we didn't see any of the human characters after they set off for Hel.
And I guess that we didn't get much of a hint of what'd happen with the other Goddess/Demon characters afterwards

>>151754871
Instantly given belldandy can clean up pretty fast.

>>151748681
what I want to know is how did he go 10 years without wanking once and not QUESTION this fact when he was living with a hotty.

Besides, this was simply cruel, he might have wanted children, but thanks to this celestial joke, he just wasted 10 years of his life with an angel he could never touch.

I really hated how he just brushes it off in the end. I would have been enraged beyond words by this level of bullshit. It would have been much more fair for them to help him find a human soulmate in answer to his nonsensical request then dangle the QT in front of him and giving him magic ED behind the scenes.

>>151751792

Yep, including his own sister.

>>151749063

More like you bend over for her.

>>151749882
Actually, it made a lot of sense explaining why K1 was a human male with no sex drive and never tried to make a move on any of the girls.
What doesn't make sense is why the goddesses are allowed to be sexual (Belldandy presumably allowed but chooses not to), but humans aren't.
Also jealous Belldandy were the best moments in this whole series.

>No older Skuld spinoff

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

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>>151758171
kek, i never learnt much more beyond the anime and this is what happened to him. Beautiful.

>>151749526
did they ever resolve this? does he still have ed or is he ok with it?

>98% of AMG doujins are just NTR artbooks drawn by the same person or by other people with infinitely shitter art.

I can't even imagine what it must have been like to be an actual fan of this series.

>>151761417

Yeah. Clearly the "no sex" rule only applies to Belldandy for some reason, when it's blatantly shoved down the readers throat that Urd and Peorth very often get called upon to fuck mortals.

This is why JoyDivision is canon. It really does take place over 25 years in some kind of time stasis that makes it so they only age 3 years. And in that quarter century, Belldandy has many slutventures, including about a dozen abortions and probably some simulated snuff.

>>151761947

He got his wish recalled.

Where do all these tripfags keep coming from? I've had to filter over a dozen of them this year already.

>>151762073
Oh so the girls left?

>>151762182

No. He made a better wish.

But she liked Sentaro.

>>151762230
So his dick works now?

>>151749526
Holyshit, I never finished reading this back then. What a fucking asshole.

>>151759296
>Yep, including his own sister.
I remember him checking out her rack, and thinking, "damn, I can't blame him"

>>151758171
I think he probably was wanking reasonably often, given that he had a porn stash, just not to Belldandy.

I don't know what length of time the series is set over, but I'm pretty sure it's less than 10. If any of the characters had turned 30, I'm sure someone would've made a big deal of it

>>151747901
>Urd
>megaslut
I didn't know being a loving onee-sama who trying to her her dear little sister laid made her a megaslut.

In Urd and Skuld's defenses Urd was activily trying to get K1 to fuck Belldandy and Skuld more than likely didn't know and was just the tag along kid.

Wasn't there some guy or doujin circle that was doing Belldandy NTR doujins for nearly 20 years? The plot twist almost seems to have vindicated them

>>151765423

Two of them.

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Checking out his sister's rack

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>>151765474
huh, imagine that. I wonder if it put them off? I could see it ruining the fun a bit if her paragon of virtue persona was already compromised by the canon story.

Also, this is that bit about K1 having pornos, so you know, obviously its not his entire sex drive that'd been turned off

Ice cream?

>>151766275
>>151766614
I am still a bit mad that Megumi's shafted somewhat. I do like Chihiro, but K1's little sister is a real good vantage point to look at the crazies from a different perspective.

>>151768851

Yet you still refer to her as "K1's little sister". She has her own skillset and strenghts, some of which surpass K1's.

>>151750025
Actually, it was because the woman he loves is Urd's mom. And Urd's mom will cease to exist if she sees him again, so he has a problem with this.

>>151766614

I think the Midgard and Nightmare of My Goddess stories were already winding down by 2014. Only JoyDivison is left, and he doesn't really have any kind of followable story, just single vignettes.