Post in here when it's 2017 and after you sleep you will become a loli!
OHAYOU 2017
>>151696249
I'll take this chance
AHHH
>tfw having dfc
dumb dogglyposter
>>151696249
I am going to be the cutest loli.
I want to look like this
>>151697042
I don't even need a jetpack anymore if this shit works
This year it will work for sure!
>>151696249
i find this picture too adorable
I will not be rused anon chan
>>151696249
I'll believe you OP!
>>151696249
is this a spell
i do not trust spellcaster
yet the dream rides on
hope rides on
i am not alone
godspeed
LETS GO
>>151696249
Posting in a second thread for maximum effect.
I want to be a futabu loli.
>>151696249
Please do.
I wish
>>151696249
PSHH, NO WAI~
>>151696249
I've been in the current year for 7 hours already
DO IT
>>151696249
onegaishimasu
>>151696249
>>151696249
MY BODY IS READY
I hope I look like pic related.
DUEL 2017 LET'S ROCK
>>151696249
Will it work this year?
Let's do this.
Postin.
Hope you aren't lying to me OP
>>151696249
can i become a shota instead?
onegai kami-sama
you better not be lying OP
I'm ready!
Posting.
My dream is to become a cute loli.
If you lie i report you
>>151696249
Its time!! Rolle polle give me the macorni
pls make me loli
>>151696249
my loli body is ready
but I can't sleep
>>151696249
I want to be a loli.
Maybe dreams can come true
>>151696249
go to bed loli-kun
would you rather be a loli or have a loli?
>>151699631
I'd rather BE a loli. That's a dumb question.
I wanna become a cute girl(male).
>>151699631
Yes.
>>151699631
Can i retain my manly strength? I wouldn't want to not be able to lift heavy things anymore.
If this doesn't work, I hope I never wake up
They don't want to trade bodies with you.
please 2017
>>151699747
Why? You're a girl now. You can always ask a man to lift things for you.
>>151696249
Can´t wait for tomorrow.
>>151700013
I don't like to be indebted to someone.
Doushio
2017 pls deliver
>>151700227
Is that a JoJo meme? Looks like a JoJo meme.
Here's hoping.
can i be a cute loli?
>>151700459
No.
>>151696249
If there's even a chance that all the molecules in my body would just randomly reform because of this, i'll take it
well, why not
Wynaut
>>151699585
I find this post amusing.
There's pretty much zero reason NOT to reply.
>>151696249
I hope so.
life would be better.
Posting
please work
>>151696249
I believe
>>151696249
Don't let your memes be dreams
kill me and also ende my. life
>>151696249
CURRENT YEAR
>>151696249
This would actually be pretty bad, would people even recognize me? I don't want the government to treat me as an undocumented child. Plus, in a few years time I'd have to go through female puberty, I don't want to have to deal with periods! Unless this is some kind of eternal youth thing, that would be pretty cool, but being stuck with a child's physique and appearance would suck pretty hard. Then again, there's probably some way to leverage being an immortal "child prodigy" for fame and/or money.
Maybe I should just go to sleep.
>>151696249
I'm ready.
>captcha: School CONCA
I want to be a blonde loli with a bit of a lighter skin tone like pic related. If that's not possible then I'm fine with just keeping my black hair.
Also if possible I would like for everyone to treat me just the same. With all of my guy friends still treating me like dirt. I don't want anyone coming onto me please. Also please give me long hair right away, I can't stand waiting for it.
>>151696249
Every year.
>>151701615
>Maybe I should just go to sleep.
forever
>>151701711
You make a compelling argument.
>>151696249
I'M READY
Uh, I've got an onahole on order, though
>>151701925
Just shove the whole thing up there, it's fine.
>tfw already living the loli life
2 years in row please work
TO BE A LOLI IS MY ONE AND ONLY AIM
I want to be a cute futa loli so i can impregnate other lolis.
>>151696249
I'm counting on you OP
If digits, everyone will become loli's just as OP said.
>>151696249
dreams dont come true
>>151696249
What? I thought everyone was a loli here. Don't tell me I got tricked?
Sure why not.
30 minutes to go my loli kyoudai
But I'm already awake
>>151696249
>tfw still not 2017 yet
test
>tfw 2017 is still 24 hours away from my timezone
whats it like in the future /a/?
Let's see how this goes.
>>151696249
eh why not
Hope is a terrible thing
>this thread
>>151703092
Because you posted a sample, you'll only become a sample loli.
>>151703248
But I don't want to work at Costco!
pls 2017
How many more of these damn threads do I have to post in before it kicks in?!http://www.deviantart.com/art/Caveat-Emptor-TG-597736325
>>151696381
I saw something that I was not supposed to in this image
The best loli
>>151696249
since im already a loli can i be a middle aged faceless bald man instead?
I wish to be the little girl
looking forward to fulfilling my life dream of being a little girl
will I be a cute loli
>inferring
Posting
pls
aight
>>151696249
Ohayou!
I just wantto be loved. Maybe being a loli will help with that.
When do I get my own ojou sama to hold me?
>>151704203
I'm sorry, but if you can't already be loved for who you are on the inside, then being loved solely for your cuteness will only leave you resentful.
>>151696249
It's finally new years
damn east coasters living in the future
>>151696249
HAPPY NEW YEAR
>>151696249
HAPPY NEW YEAR. BRING IT ON.
I just want to wear twintails.
Happy new year my Onii-chans. I will require a head pat post haste.
>>151704368
I just want a totally new image so people won't know who I am. A fresh start is what I need.
imagine waking up and it's 2003.
Okay I guess
This is fucking stupid, you idiots.
I'm posting just in case though.
>>151704203
I'll love you alright.
It's my greatest dream in life.
Okay then
im ready
Post
Please!!
becoming the cunny is all that I ever desired
I wish
>me when i wake up
what if i'm already loli
>>151696249
Pls
Off to bed now, wish me luck
>>151696249
Please, let me become a cute blond loli.
>>151696249
I'm literally want to fuck a little loli
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
Good night /a/.
I believe
>>151696249
I want to be an oppai loli
>>151696249
I hope this works...
I'll even settle for being a cute trap if the loli quota is met already!
Would being a loli fix everything?
post
>>151699631
KnJ is a heresy to lolis. Too much sexy. Not enough cute.
>>151696249
Hope this works
>>151696249
Cool.
I hope I'm cute
>>151696249
lmao this won't happen you nerds
>>151706493
Hope dies last
If this doesn't work I'm coming back here to get mad...
>>151696249
PLEASE
i want loliplz
>>151696249
I couldn't be so lucky.
>>151706591
If it doesn't work I hope I can die instead
>>151706193
Yes
I gotta get in on that
Henshin!
GATTAI!
Lolify me now.
I want to be a loli with a jijii's mind.
Ok
>>151696381
That is lewd.
>>151696249
Please work
Why do you guys want to be lolis so bad?
Please.
You liar, it didn't work at all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ItJds4dfGM
>>151708142
>iosys
is this 2008?
>>151708160
yes its the current year (2008)
I wish
>>151708164
Great, the future is horrible
>>151708187
Why? Did robot waifus try to destroy humans?
>>151696249
the first thing I'll do is get many headpats!
>>151696249
Why do I need to become a loli if I already am one?
>>151708228
10/10 doujin
Like this?
>>151708228
Please make me a loli!
>>151708039
Spotted the newfag.
>>151696249
I believe it will work this time!
I fucking wish I could wake up a loli.
posted
Banana
>>151696249
god wouldn't be so kind
>>151696249
Since the real world is cruel, here's a manga showing what this dream would be like.
https://bato.to/comic/_/comics/joshi-shougakusei-hajimemashita-r8077
>>151696249
Nice. I'll take it.
Are our (You)s back yet?
When I become a wizard in 4 years I'll turn you all into loli's
I want to look exactly like her.
>>151709102
(You) tell me.
I believe!
>>151709187
>>151709187
>>151709187
>>151709187
you you you you
>>151709187
What the fuck
>>151696249
I need to be a cute loli
>>151709010
I'm sure it would be less over the top anon.
>>151709238
Seems to work fine for me.
>>151709293
I'm sure you're right but it is the closest we'll ever get.
I wanna be a cute 2D loli!
>>151696249
I tried this last year and it didn't work, you better not disappoint me this time.
may 2017 make anime great again.
XD end my suffering
I hope this works.
You all have issues
I have issues
>>151696249
I need this.
>>151696249
Please don't let this be a lie again.
i am going trough the transformation right now.
my balls hurt
my body feels like it is getting slowly crushed
but i am ascending /a/
I shall endure the pain
>>151711016
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Maybe this is the year all our dreams come true.
>>151696249
Such a wonderful wish-granting doggo.
Please please work
>>151711078
Never understood this meme. What is it?
I want to be a girl, too. That'd be cool, thanks.
>>151699631
Of course I want to BE a loli and take the virginity of every single one of you.
>>151708283
you can always become a double loli or a loli squared.
>>151696249
Holy shit it worked. I also said rabbit rabbit though so maybe it was that.
>>151711476
>rabbit rabbit
I couldn't avoid my family so I lost my chance. I guess I'll have to wait until February comes around.
It fucking worked I switched bodies with my little sister
but will i be happy as a loli, could i really
>>151696249
no i wont u idort
please let me be shiro.
>>151696249
MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE
>>151696249
Please make me a cute loli.
I want to be a loli.
>>151711016
update: the new body feels amazing. im confused because now I am a 50kgs loli. thanks OP!
It didn't work, 2017 ruined.
Let's try again next year guys.
>>151696249
Guys, it worked! I'm a cute little loli with fox ears now. Still can't believe it worked! Thanks OP! But something is a little bit weird tho. I also still got my cock from before and it somehow grew!? It reaches up to my chest now when erect with my new body. I don't know how to feel about that just yet. Did I do something wrong? Is that bad?
>>151714765
>kemomimi futa loli with a huge dick
I'm going to fap to you before sleeping today, anon (because when I wake up I won't have a dick anymore)
>>151714765
>trapfags ruining a perfectly good, fun thread
as expected of the most cancerous and obnoxious group on the internet
kill yourself
>>151696249
Loli, eh?
>>151714821
So I guess it's fine? Good. And go right ahead.
>>151714861
How am I a trap, anon? I'm more like a futa now. That's completely different. Still got a pussy, you know.
>>151696249
Worth a shot
>>151696249
I can't wait
>wake up
>look down
>see penis
>cry
It's not even a feminine penis, still just a big floppy man-cock
>>151696249
Make me cute!
>>151699202
woke up and I am in fact not a shota
eh? maji de?
>>151696249
Wait what?
Quality thread.
>>151696249
I don't need to since I'm already a cute loli.
>>151696249
I NEED IT
Will I be cute?
>>151715189
Pics or you are lying.
>>151715189
Then you'll become lolier.
>>151715189
Too bad, now that you posted here you'll wake up in the body of an ugly anon now.
>>151696249
I-i-i did it /a/
>>151715468
Congratulations!
>>151715238
Only the cutest.
>>151696249
I'm counting on you 2017.
please give me something to look forward to
>>151715189
Then you'll become a Toddler.
>>151715823
A slutty one?
>>151696249
It didn't work you charlatan!
>>151716014
You didn't believe anon-kun
You only want to be lolis so you can get constant sexual attention.
>>151714979
>That's completely different.
it's the exact same degenerate horseshit
>>>/d/generacy
I wanna be a yamabeeko instead!
what a great loli catalog this thread turned up to be
>>151696249
make me cute
>>151696249
why did you lie to me anon?
>>151696249
one can only hope
>>151696249
>>151699187
sauce on this
cant remember the name
please
>>151717665
kek
>>151696249
Please make it happen
>>151696249
IT WORKED.
What should I do first now that I am a loli?
>>151719150
>What should I do first now that I am a loli?
Get banned from /a/ for being underage.
>>151719190
B-B-B-But-
YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>151696249
I make poost
>>151696249
I just woke up and holy shit it worked!
>>151696249
I want to see all this collection of this chibis.
Where can I find it?
>>151720361
You don't see a collection, you have to collect them yourself, that's the whole point.
Reminder that you will get banned if you say that you are 12 years old or younger.
I'm ready
>>151719970
Do tell...
>>151721305
You better not be lying to me OP
I wanna be a cute 2D loli!
Onegai
you lied to me
>>151696249
Finally!
>>151696249
Well, let's check if this works.
Worth a shot.
>>151696249
My new year resolution as a loli Is to get as many head pats as possible
>>151724786
Same here
How can someone not like headpats?
Finally.
>>151696249
Wish me luck
I'm not so sure this worked properly. I woke up a fat, ugly old man, but I haven't confirmed with a mirror yet whether I have a face or not.
Holy shit i'm a loli now!
Thanks OP!
it worked
It didn't work, I'm just an innocent shota now. My dick also didn't shrink and I look weird.
>>151696249
Yes please
>>151696249
So if I don't post in here, after I sleep I won't be a loli anymore?
new years resolution: become the cutest loli in this thread
>>151728272
I'm sorry but I won't let you be cuter than me.
The year is 2017.
>>151696249
ONE MORE TIME
I want a refund!
I woke up as a guy again.
As long as there are no monkey paw's involved.
Will I also get a master?
please
And now I wait.
boi he about to do it
>>151732071
boi he did it
>>151696249
i'd rather die in my sleep instead. is that ok?
>>151696249
Can I be loli, too?
>>151696249
Sweet dreams, see you soon.
>>151732851
you get living undeath for next 500 years
>>151696249
This sounds like the plat to a doujin, and so I must take this chance.
>>151699631
what's the point of rolling for loli and then giving the option for elderly, what the fuck
I want to be a Christmas loli.
I hope this works.
>>151704603
dude
I want to be a Oppai loli.
>>151709301
you might have an extension
>>151696249
2017 now
can i be a cute little loli yet /a/?
I think it worked? I don't know, I've never been a loli before so how do I check?
>>151721502
Don't worry, I've become a legal loli.
It would be nice.
I want to believe
>>151698480
literally retarded
It didn't work. Fuck you.
thank you
Holy shit, it worked!
dubs confirm