Rejoice, my friends, as we enter a new year together.
>he skipped episode 1 of VA
Father, this year has been horrible. Please use your powers to remove my DISC and free me from this hell.
with this 4, the new year will be aight.
Absolutely. The climax where Pucci killed Kira with Sex Pistols made that fight look like shit in comparison.
Pain is an essential part of human growth. You must appreciate the circumstances given before you, so you may learn to eventually overcome them. Do not escape your destiny.
>Part 6 anime
>Threads after all the big Pucci moments
>Pucciposting reaching a new and horrible level
>Jotaro Dies becoming the new Kakyoin Dies
>Threads generally becoming a breeding ground for cancer and shitposting
GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN
>jolyne has a troubled relationship with her father who cares deeply about her
>jotaro has no relationship with his father who is constantly out on tour
>never complains once
Hmm really makes you think
Now I have got 4.
I feel it in my coffee
Lets try this again.
4 THE NEW YEAR
>implying the jojo threads won't descend into madness before part 5 even gets announced
were you even here last night?
Ok this is all bullshit niggers
Look at this 4
Fuck off you fucking faggot.
Anyone else get the feeling they tried to make the outfit more similar to Jotaros?
Whatever, look at this 3
When will the people of the jojoverse deal with.. ((them)), you know, the knife ears.
>The one time i deceide NOT to roll a 4 i get 4
Did you just
Super edgy JoJo when
Like Jotaro except not. A truly hardcore edgelord who kidnaps and murders innocents and pets at his own leisure, as shown in just about every moment in the manga. And when he's not killing, he's brooding about life and himself, wishing he would just die.
He dresses in all dark with spikes, zippers, chains, and all that unnecessary stuff. He wears red contact lenses and his hair is a long, spiky jet black appearance. And his Stand, [I Just Want to Die], causes anyone it touches to experience a slow and grueling death.
Nothing would progress in the Part. There's no continuation of an overarching story nor is there a plot of its own. It's just the JoJo going around killing people for 200+ chapters.
I'm waiting Araki.
>The nipzips go all the way
>That Jotaro belt
>Those tiny emblems
>KEEPING THE SHIRT OPEN INSTEAD OF HAVING IT STYLISHLY CLOSED, FORMING A HEART
At least the hair and shoes are on-point. Otherwise it's S H I T
Were Kira and Jotaro separated from birth? Is that why Araki made them a single character in part 8?
Am I a spin master?
Please give me 1
Fate be on my side once again and give ma a 1
BITE Z4 DUSTO IS INVINCIBLE!
fuck destiny i just wanna eat food
>anti-social japanese men that more popular with the ladies than they would like to be
>surprisingly resourceful and adaptive in dire situations
>powerful Stands with explosive power and multiple abilities
>cunning and intelligent despite their lack of social skills
>both of them receive guidance from a goofy paternal family member who has powers related to spirit photography
>both awaken new time-related Stand powers by the end of their respective parts when pushed into a corner
Leave this to me, for the announcement of part 5
Its over stardust man. The 4 has been snatched away.
>Jotaro's daughter gets gangbanged by the Miami Dolphins
really makes you think
Not so fast josuke boy 4
are there any good
like original stories etc.
>jotaro unknowingly beat his long lost brother to death before watching his head get crushed by an ambulance
anyone got some rare buccellati pics?
>trips of 8
JOTARO AND KIRA UCHIHA CONFIRMED FOR JOJORION
>Time Stop and bite the dust are actually Sharingans after generations of blood-mixing, "dilluting" the DNA and making the technique more different
We might actually be onto something here
C-Moon Requiem is a really powerful stand
IM AFRAID, IS GAPPY GOING TO HAVE TO KILL HIS "PARENTS" TO GAIN 4 WAY SPLIT EYES
>tfw punished Giorno isn't a meme
NO, i can't start the year without a 4
When the FUCK is Doppio going to finish baking those damn cookies?!
The ultimate fake spoiler meme seems to be "Pucci kills Kira with Sex Pistols" given this edit and some art.
>Jojolion is revealed to have taken place in the Naruto universe all along
>All of Jojo in fact
>The p5 anime differs even more
>Giorno gets a sage mode when GE goes Requiem
Is 2017 the year of Naruto?
The amnesiac protagonist of the eight part of the generational saga, series, and franchise known as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki, JoJolion, Josuke Higashikata, or as he is unofficially nicknamed as "Gappy" by fans in order to clear differences with his mirroring yet adopted name with the protagonist of the fourth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond is Unbreakable, whom is also named Josuke Higashikata, and to also expose his most dominant feature: his Diastema, has triggered a series of events within the neurological pathway inside of my brain to release an exodus of one of four main chemicals and/or neurohormones into previously acknowledge pathways: Dopamine (mainly), Oxytocin, Serotonin, and various Endorphins to travel from the hypothalamus sector of my brain and to travel from one pathway and into another sector depending on how much of the chemical is needed via intensity of the situation. This reaction from any form of the five main senses, sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch, connecting with the fusion of Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi Kujo as a result of a foreign fruit from New Guinea, dubbed as the Roakaka, triggering an act of "Equivalent Exchange" that resulted in the two become one as one of the bodies of the original duo, Yoshikage Kira, loses both his scrotum and his life, generates a feeling of comfort, warmth, compassion, joy, and most importantly, happiness.
who said that punished giorno was a meme? he becomes punished after he kills mista
don't even watch Naruto, I just played some UNS4, and from what I've seen it looks like the most powerful form before Naruto sets himself on fire and everything turns into Kaiju battles
Good meme, but the drawing should be cruder
Only the maker of that edit can utilise the properties of the 4. I, anon, shall take the first napkin.
draw a jojo cover in paint, but add a twist.
i pretty much gave up halfway through drawing this
You have 5 too, so what's the deal
The best part is you're not even wrong.
>Everyone gets to date Joseph
>For me, Pucci erases my existence
I recently got current on Jojolion, and I have to ask: What even is the point of Joshu's character? I noticed that every arc he's featured prominently in aside from the beetle fight arc has no bearing on the plot at large. Is he there solely to be a goofy idiot rival character?
Well hes about to be present during the Zombie outbreak, so we will see.
Yeah, he's basically Part 3 Polnareff after they originally knock him out of his mind control.
But he's the best.
>Kosaku Kira goes to Tonio's restaurant
>After eating he feels backpain
>Restores himself to Bowie Kira
>doesnt know that Jojolion is Nutman's tragic story and evolution from a beta into the Alpha
lmaoing at youre reading comprehension tbchfamalam
It was pure Mirror Kino. fuck off.
Okay Doktor, have a gappy.
I will create a world where 1+1 = 4.
>post yfw NUT KING CALL OFF THE RAILS
You can choose one character from Part 3 or 4 to appear as a main supporting character in Parts 5 AND 6. They can also be dead. Who do you pick?
Kaks in part 5 and 6.
Or Angelo, in part 5 like a rookie gangster and in part 6 like a prisoner.
Nice dubs anon.
Does this ride never end?
JOhnny, jotaro fags need not apply
What's your OC Stand /a/? You have one right?
turn it upside down and you get your sweet nine anon
How the fuck is Jotaro's life sad? He was born into a rich family and had a good childhood. Any hardships he faced after part 3 were because of his own autism.
Turn this 0 inside-out and it will make a lovely 0 anon
Josuke in 5, takes the place of Koichi to investigate and stays with the gang. The gang constantly troll him because he doesn't know Italian. He almost attacks Mista upon first meeting, says his face reminds him of someone.
Goes to Florida with Giorno in Part 6. Dies in the final fight along with Jolyne and Co, with Giorno avoiding the reset along with Emporio. Giorno is seen down the road when Emporio is getting in the car with Irene, looking incredibly confused.
Suddenly, a car is seen driving towards Giorno. He starts waving frantically to get the driver's attention. It is revealed that the car is actually
an ambulance, driven by Rohan
THIS IS IT MADE IN HEAVEN!!!
>never got to enjoy living after what went down in Egypt
>get involved in Grandpa's Dramas
>have to fix his fuckups
>always away from home hunting Stand Users
>married some women at a young age
>Daughter hates you
>still want to protect your family that you never intended to have
>last thing you see before he died was his daughter getting stabbed because he failed to protect her
saying "no" in German will make your great nien anon
Dabbing Pucci and Smug Horseman aside, this mugen character is pretty damn solid in terms of gameplay and sprites.
>>never got to enjoy living after what went down in Egypt
>but somehow still had time to get that Doctorate
>never really stayed at home anyways just went for his PhD
>daughter? nah she will be fine with mommy
>no i cannot help you get outta jail i am in a submarine near africa
>can you believe it? Africa has water!
Its his own fault
not arcade fag but heres one without the dab edit
DMQ Kira for Jojo mugen when? Fruit knife jakuten wa nai
Ok so If you choose a number from 1-100 there is a 1% chance that you will get 60. Then you'll choose again and if it's 1 then you got 61 and 1 so basically you'll get two good numbers (61 and 1) instead of just one that matches the number you got.
LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY, FOR I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF THE PASSIONE CRIME SYNDICATE'S BOSS
That's nice, but wouldn't you like a cookie first?
I just finished Phantom Blood. It wasn't bad but it wasn't very good.
Ah! very good! Please feel free to tell, Civilian!
Not now. I need to figure out how to defeat my dad. He's a serial killer named
nice dubs anon but your next 「get」will be revered to「Zero」
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
IT IS TOO LATE TO ATTACK
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY ENTERED YOUR EYE
You don't want an OP ability that grants you the power to do anything?
very nice dubs, but no number can beat my secret weapon「Zero 」, that's right anon, you gave me an opportunity to unleash my Requiem.
NOW, WITNESS THE POWER OF KILLER QUEEN'S THIRD BOMB
>upgrade your stand
>it becomes the worst stand in the series other than those that literally kill the user
Heh, that means...
I'll have to
>all this doppio spam
i really dont remember any cookies, what the hell is going on
Bite the dust isn't as strong as Josuke thought
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
I don't know what you WANTED but if you pick a number from 1-1000 there is 0.1% chance that you will get it.
Luck is not on your side though, my dubs are already set.
>Too bad Araki forgot how to fucking draw anyone from Parts 1-3
They're in Part 8's artstyle.
It's not that he forgot he believes that making them less /fit/ is an improvement.
And I'd agree, they just look wrong that big.
give me an 8 please
i wanna finally be with my waifu
But your 「Zero」has an obvious weakness, you must 「get」a number equal to zero for it to activate
therefor I will use my 「Add By One」to make sure (you) never get a Zero
It's like those Tumblr shitty drawings where every character is now either black or fat.
They're not made for that kind of slim style or figure, anon, that's why not many people like it. They were made for muscle, not outwitting whoever.
Yes I would love one, thank you.
My insider source tells me that his name is DIAVOLO. He hails from the island of Sardinia and has one daughter: Trish Uno. With this information, we can surely end his reign of terror!
That's nice, but wouldn't you like a cookie firsAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>It's like those Tumblr shitty drawings where every character is now either black or fat.
get over yourself
Don't forget that my「Zero」is a Requiem stand.
If I take out the arrow, I'll get my prime ability.
BEHOLD. 「Two Offu」, (You) are FATED to have your numbers destroyed by my 「stand」.
Very good, dutiful citizen! Just come over here and see my colleague, K.C. Rimson, he'll take you right over to the police department!
(you) didn't realize but i replaced the requiem arrow
with a normal everyday arrow
your next line will be "H...How could I fall for this, My 「stand」is stronger than「fate」 "
H...How could I fall for this, My 「sta- WHAT?
This is not the end! Fusing my 「Zero」with 「Numerous Baby」my hidden ability can awaken!
My Trump Card cannot possibly fail me!
KURAE, 「FATE」IS MY SLAVE. 「Lost in the code」IS UNSTOPPABLE. (You) can no longer interact with my 「Numbers」
But I'll make sure yours dissapear.
>spending New Year's eve on 4chan
Where do I get the decent scanslations of Part 5? I want to reread PArt 5 before the anime but I'm having trouble finding them because
Even if I 「Freeze」the thread I won't make it in time!
I download my mangos so I'd rather know the subgroup.
So now that DiU's finished airing, let's talk favorites. Opinions. "Bait".
Which flavor of the month came out on top?