Misato or Ritsuko?
Neither, EVA women are all trash.
>>151641167
I have that same sort of winged hair and a mole like Ritsuko so I choose her
>>151641270
Except for maybe Rei, she seemed like the most mentally sane compared to the rest of the cast.
i want to cummy in mummy misato
>>151641167
why not both
I'm trying to torrent Sephirotic's Bluray release, but I'm not getting anything at all. Is it just me?
>>151642315
EOE or the series? Didn't know EOE had a BD release.
>>151642353
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=831686
best girl
not some prepuberal spoiled brat
true cum material
eva 3.33 ritsuko confirmed for lesbo
>>151642652
If Ritsuko was a lesbian then why was she Gendo's fucktoy?
>>151642548
It's weird even though I find Misato best girl and pretty attractive I've never actually fapped to her.
>>151642788
cuz ritsuko is a low tier slag
Did Misato want to fuck Shinji or was it more of a motherly affection he saw in her?
Ritsu, because she's not an alcoholic.
>>151643246
pretty sure she wanted to confort him in a really sexual way anon
i remember reading in a super autistical forum an analisys of her behaviour towards baka shinji
>>151643296
I wonder how things would've unfolded if Shinji had been forced to live with Ritsuko instead. Would've probably been more awkward if they did fuck considering she's Gendo's sloppy seconds.
Misato.
Ritsuko would be better, but her shit taste ruins her.
>>151643296
She's a stinky smoker.
>>151643246
She wanted to be there for him like a mother but due to her own issues with her father, the only way she knew to please men was to fuck them.
>>151643704
hol up
did she bang her father too ?
>>151643744
Nope but because he didn't parent her, her only experience of males was with Kaji whom she just fugged.
>>151641167
If you're asking about sex, I would like them both at some moment.
And when it comes to a long-time relationship... goddamit, I'm not sure. I don't want to tie my life with someone older than me. But I would have to make a descision and the laws doesn't allow harems
>>151643781
damn lucky kaji
>>151643874
> long-time relationship
>ever
just no
also
>the laws doesn't allow harems
where the fuck do you live ? some mudslime country ?
>>151643296
Literally the ugliest woman of the Anime. Got fucking cucked by an emotionless clone of Gendos wife.
>>151643933
>Ugliest women in EVA
That's not girl Shinji who wanted to fuck Ritsuko.
>>151643487
Given that Gendou banged her and her mom, it would only be reasonable.
>>151643929
Most of the world's countries doesn't allow harems since it's a form of a sexual slavery
rei is the best girrls
>>151643296
Enjoy your middle-aged bitch who stinks of cigarettes and cat shit.
>>151644269
the fuck..
i meant having a relationship with more than one partner, like a threesome
how autistic are you?
>>151644356
Autistic enough to be here
>>151643246
Both
>>151644307
Nothing that a good long shower and a mouthwash wouldn't fix. And pushing 30 isn't middle aged (except in anime, where it's ancient).
>>151641167
Neither. Both smells like cheap beer and cigarettes.
Is there a more underrated EVA girl than the class rep?
>>151641167
Misato has issues but Ritsuko is just a bitch (in a bad way), so it's an easy choice.
>>151641167
>one is frustrated alcholic with daddy issues
>the other one is a frustrated smoker with mommy issues
Guess I'll stay single.
>>151646368
Girls with daddy issues can be okay if you can get past the sluttiness, but girls with mommy issues HOLY FUCK RUN
>>151646368
And that, gentlemen, is how you end up on /a/. Don't forget, you're here forever. Happy New Year.
>>151646602
Staying single is the best if the only choices are two trashcans for waste separation.
>>151646602
>implying there's anything wrong in avoiding 3d smelly slags that age badly
Which one would make the better mommy gf?
>>151641167
Based on my careful study of Saigado doujins, Ritsuko.
>>151641167
Misato, not even a competition. You could throw Maya as a bonus and I would still pick Misato.
>>151641167
>>151643452
>>151643704
Misato only wanted to hold his hand in a platonic manner that one time during the series and only kissed him and said those things during End of Eva because she didn't have any other way to try to get Shinji to man up.
>>151647850
She made her choice.
>>151641167
misato is cute, but ritsuko tingles my thick-eyebrow-fetish.
would like to end up like shinji in the human instrumentality project hentai and bang them both.
now that i think about it, has there ever been a release of it that was not censored into oblivion?
was like one of the first h-movies i got from kazaa.
I would put up with all the bullshit in the series just to get a shot at Misato.
My most often imagined thing before sleeping is cuddling with Misato.
I self insert as Shinji but imagine him to be as needy and desperate as myself. Because I love Misato.
>>151648374
Marry Rei
Fuck Ritsuko
Ignore Asuka
Befriend Misato
>>151648472
Snuggling with Misato seems cozy, especially after vigorous fucking.
Misato but Ritsuko is sexier in the porn.
>>151641167
Alco slut vs closet slut
>>151641167
Misato
>>151649002
This
>>151641167
I never really put much thought into this. Someone try to convince me that their side is better.
I want to hold hands with Ritsuko right in front of Maya!
Would you a Rei?
>>151644685
This. Also Shinji confirmed for fag after rejecting her to go Spoon with Kawaru
>>151641167
Ritsuko all the way
>>151641167
Misato with a futa dick
>>151654899
Ritsuko has the better legs and shoulders but Misato has the nicer breasts and ass, hard dilemma indeed.
Kaworu
>>151641167
Miss Misato.
>>151654018
I hope you're jocking he's straight as fuck
>>151641167
Long hair > Dyke hair
>>151641167
>Misato will never let you to impregnate her.
Why live.
>>151661813
I've always said that the True End to Evangelion is Shinji and Misato marrying and adopting Rei, while Asuka becomes head of NERV.
>>151661813
Sauce?
>>151643246
She wanted to get into Shinji's pants since Episode 1
see
>>151641565
>>151641557
lolno
>>151665018
Kura Oh. Unfortunately this one is still untranslated.
Does anyone else think that Shinji might have had a chance with Ritsuko knowing that he is Gendo's son?
>>151670969
All the females in Evaneglion want to rape Shinji. All of them.
>>151671331
Even Hikari?
>>151671661
Especially Hikari
>>151648472
>>151649660
my comrades of African descent
>>151660619
KEK, she offered him some ass and he flat out rejected it, only to go lay with his pretty boy Angel friend. If that's not gay, what is?
>>151661813
Misato x Shinji is best doujin pairing, along with Nurutu and Tsunade
Misato is best girl
>>151671725
It's true.
Reminder that Mitsuishi actually voiced such kind of scene.
>>151677440
>>151677440
Did she? I'm gonna need sauce pronto.
>>151679197
Not directly that scene, but similar from same source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7WrQwnNZV8
Its Shinji Ikari Raising Project visual novel and there is whole Misato route.
>>151672058
If he never got a boner from staring T him it's not gay.
>>151653867
lol no
>>151648342
damn look at the difference in quality just with a single frame
>>151645197
So, they smell like me? No problem then
>>151662560
Woah that's brand new
>>151662560
Better are those where Misato ends impregnated by Shinji.
>>151692073
Goddamn, is she having triplets or something?I agree, this is most best ending.
>>151694912
wouldve been a good ending
Misato wins!
>>151697774
Hoorah for best girl!
Ritsuko
Sexy as fuck, intelligent, and with no huge personal baggage like Misato has. Her only potential negative is her apparent willingness to be a cumrag for a dominant man
>>151641557
mentally absent more like
>>151704645
>no huge personal baggage
>Fucks the guy that fucked and dumped and cucked into suicide her mother
Pick one.
>>151672180
>>151672180
>Misato x Shinji
>Nurutu and Tsunade
>>151704645
>no huge personal baggage
>>151641557
>mentally sane
>Anno mentioned she could fit into the definition of a schizo in the Parano/Schizo books
>>151641167
Misato, hands down.
are they lesbians?
BEST GIRL
>>151704645
But Misato had a penguin.
>>151641167
both
>>151641167
>old hags
sorry, but I'm a man with refined taste.
>>151696038
Shinji and Misato should always breed like rabbits.
I'm glad to see her get the love she deserves.
>>151712794
>>151641270
This.
Only option is Kaworu Nagisa.
>>151643246
Who doesn't wanna bang Shinji?
>>151641167
If you have to question it, you're already wrong.
>>151715454
But anon, that would mean quite literally eating from thetrashcanofideology.
>>151643246
>Misato has been described as being "in no way a mother figure", and as encouraging Shinji to view her as "vacillating between hip guardian and possible sexual object".
Source: University of Minnesota Press.
has anyone ever given a shit about Ritsuko
>>151716341
>implying a mother can't be both of those things
>>151716405
I do.
some here are just too lewd
>>151717416
/a/ always gets this way on new years.
>>151641167
Pick related the best grill, but shinji dont deserv her kaworu is way better tham him
>>151649002
This and shinji marry kaworu
>>151717503
>>151647435
probably Ritsuko since she has more discipline
Misato is more of a cool onee-san gf
>>151718355
Is that Asuka and Mari?
>>151717416
This thread is child's play compared to what we normally get.
Reminder that Ritsuko dyes her hair. Only oddballs who want to stick out in glorious Nippon dye their hair. Hammer down the nail that sticks out.
>>151718656
good call
Neither of them asuka is best grill
>>151721208
She should love herself more, but she's pretty cool.
>>151642788
>It's weird even though I find Misato best girl and pretty attractive I've never actually fapped to her.
I think Ive fapped to her a few times, but nothing compared to a lot of other anime girls and I consider Misato my second favorite probably. I think it's just because her design really isn't that sexy.
>>151722477
>I think it's just because her design really isn't that sexy.
>>151722610
I mean it's attractive. But it's rather subtle when you take into consideration the kind of girls you can see in anime. The medium allows you to create characters that are 10/10 sex bombs.
Plus I often find that in better shows characters aren't as sexy than is some of the worse ones. I think it's because on some level they aim for subtlety. A character like pic related would be distracting in
I see some of y'all want to fuck Shinji and/or Kaworu.... no Kaji?
>>151714563
best one.
>>151723116
I'd fuck Kaji's watermelons
>>151714563
sauce?
>>151645957
shinji's mom
>>151723116
You really think there's a real adult here? At least one?
>>151723301
I'd bust them wide open if you catch my drift.
>>151723429
>gorefags
>>151723414
Why is NGE so rewatchable? It's one of the few series that I've watched more than 5 times.
>>151723894
Because it's made by the Master.
>>151723785
>when she tells you to eat her
>>151720838
Her promo page includes a love of punk rock that didn't make it in, too. It is the cutest goddamn thing because that was her reinventing herself for college and she's still writing amiable letters to mom and working hard to follow her the whole time.
>>151641167
Neither
>>151711173
Glad to know another Anon has the greatest taste
>>151723301
I bet you would.
>>151725251
sh'es not awful
>>151710502
Best legs, but terrible personality and possibly frigid
>>151726960
>possibly frigid
her relationshi with Gendo kinda says the opposite
>>151641167
Ritsuko all the way
>>151724621
>and working hard to follow her
>>151725221
>>151725251
>>151711173
literally who
What if Shinji and Misato's ages were reversed?
>>151728580
Now that's a miniwaist even by Eva standards.
>>151646602
And that's allright.
>he watches sephirotic's eva release
pleb
>>151728580
Her legs are not okay desu.
>>151728580
Misato minus the father complex, guilt, and revenge. Shinji without the interruptions to repeating Gendo's course and 15 years to get further along it by himself.
>>151729790
So...which one makes the first pass on the other do you think?
>>151641167
Anno is an auteur. He poured his soul into this masterpiece. People will watch it for hundreds of years from now and analyze it. All you stupid fucking retards can think to do is compare waifus? FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
>>151730336
The Master's piece is all about sex start to finish. Careful with that edge, don't let your fedora constrict blood flow to what passes for a brain.
>>151729823
Probably about the same, starting playful at Misato's end, but with Shinji more likely to joke along. The insinuations from the scientist and spy coworkers are going to sound less like lighthearted teasing, though.
>>151647850
You know damn well the first half of your comment is wrong. She was going to fuck him to feel better. Platonic my ass
>>151731622
Damn, plugsuit Misato is really something else.
i never really appreciated shinji's voice
but damn, it's kinda cute.
>>151732944
I know, I think about how cute his moans would be as I thrust in and out of his tight little ass all the time.
>>151717503
>tfw you'll never be penpen in that scene
>>151641167
MISATO ARE YOU KIDDING
#1 OLDER WOMAN 20SOMETHING SLUT IN ANIME
>YFW WATCHING EVA AT 15
NGE made me hate and love women at the same time. It's a very conflicting series.
>>151723322
MERRY BOX
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/72461/76aa76245f/
>>151645957
>Is there a more underrated EVA girl than the class rep?
>>151734517
Shame all his newer works haven't been translated.
>>151734637
Patrician tier taste.
>>151641167
Neither. Blue is my way of life.
>>151734637
I dunno why, but the scene in NERV HQ where everyone else has popped into tang and she sees Ritsuko always makes me kinda sad.
>>151734765
same, I saw this pic and kinda laughed.
>>151735872
>YFW DRUNK MISATO CRAWLS INTO YOUR BED LOOKING FOR A HOT DICKING
OH NO RAPE! :^)
>>151735872
>>151736528
He know he wants it, he just needs convincing. There's literally nothing wrong with a horny 29 year old alcoholic woman violating the 14 year old boy she is the legal guardian of.
>>151641557
>>151736620
GREATEST RAPE STORY EVER TOLD
>>151736726
fuck, wrong pic
https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E
>>151736755
>>151736528
>>151736620
>>151736755
It really is though. Shinji and Misato have literally the perfect set-up for /ss/ shenanigans: a shy, emotionally fragile young man with a mother complex gets taken in by an outgoing, sexy older woman with a father complex who drinks too much and has a very warped sense of personal boundaries. You just know that if 3rd Impact hadn't tanged everyone that eventually Misato would have lost it one night after one too many vodka shots and just started slobbering all over Shinji, which he wouldn't have the wherewithal to resist.
how old is Misato in rebuild anyways?
I want someone to make a doujin set after the third impact where Misato decides to return to Earth. But when she gets there she gets hella jealous of Asuka and tries to steal Shinji from her.
>>151737233
~43
>>151737511
Why stop at Misato? Get the whole main cast of Eva to un-tang themselves and compete for how many children they can bear from Shinji's super-sperm.
>>151737676
>misato being happy when she isn't wasted
Even better than a happy Asuka.
>>151736528
Misato>Rei>Ritsuko>>>irrelevant side characters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Asuka
>>151738067
>>151738067
Ya pointed the arrows the wrong way you dingus
Always Maya.
>>151738328
I had no idea there were that many Maya figures even realeased.
>>151738328
A rare Mayafag?
>>151738835
Same.Where can I buy one?
>>151738835
I was missing a few at that point. There is a little swimsuit Maya and Ritsuko, a small glow in the dark Leo zodiac Maya, a casual clothes trading fig, an alternate colour Party Time and a few garage kits including one of this outfit I am still trying to track down. Someday.
>>151739049
Yes, though on the plus side she's very cheap because no one else wants her in blind box figs.
>>151739095
The internet is full of them.
>>151641167
Is the EVA shitpost thread? Been a while since we had one.
>>151644786
Tines-sama?
>>151734637
IBUKI BEST GIRL
ritsuko was whack as fuck dawg
>>151741663
and her mother was even more shit. old hag no one wants
>>151741699
>hurrr durrr dis is me as a woman, as a mother, as a dumb whore, etc
Ritsuko.
Even if Misato does have a better body- and that I'm not sure of- Ritsuko isn't a drunken slob so she obviously takes the cake on a superficial level.
Even more to the point, Ritsuko's reserved and intelligent and cold, but needy and dependent on affection inside, which is not unlike me, or the me I would be were I better. Thus she's one of the very few Annie Mays I could actually see myself being in a relationship with.
Or something.
>>151655837
You have a good level of discernment.
>>151652871
:_:
Ritsuko would be more fun to rape imo
>>151741162
Yes.
Misato must be an absolute semen-demon in bed.
>>151743789
Why the fuck is her hair black here.
What the hell.
>>151711173
Best girl
Srly, she isn't a cumbag like Ritsuko or Misato.
>>151731622
He would try to set her up with the young Kaji, I just know it.
>>151679720
Where can I download it?
>>151736755
>>151736975
It's hilarious because they look good together. Oh if only Shinji would've somewhat comforted Misato that night she was crying on the table.
>>151642315
>>151642368
You don't want Sephirotic anyways, he did some next level autistic filtering and fucked up the colors pretty badly. 2D4U is the best encode, download that instead.
>>151641167
Rei all the way to my last breath and beyond.
also, why Shitshi is in the picture?
I seriously hope you don't actually self insert to him.
>>151744831
Once I had to stopped watching and masturbated right at this scene.kill me
>>151743789
Probably fall asleep mid way through and snore loudly.
Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
>>151738803
What
>>151641167
Ritsuko any time.
Misato is bland stupid and boring.
>Marry Ritsuko
>Adopt Reichan
>keep the from strangling each other
>literally perfect family of best girls
>>151744831
Rei is a little girl anon.
She's for patting head, pinching cheeks and helping with homework
>>151745865
Your Rei is like that? Mine is mature, keeps house and my tools in good shape
>>151745865
do not pinch rei's cheeks you monster
>>151683062
He got a boner and probably raped Kaworu when he was sleeping. Fucking faggot.
>>151738328
What's the deal with the Maya figure in the middle? The one next to Kaworu and wearing a boys school uniform?