I AM THE FUCKING STRONG I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY SPECIAL LASER BEAMS ALL THE WORLD WILL KNOW MY NAME I AM THE FUCKING STRONG AND WILL SAVE THE WORLD AND FUCK 72 VIRGIN WAIFUS ON EARTH BECAUSE I AM A GOD AND THIS IS MY HEAVEN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
Was that chuuni enough?
Haha... I have very special powers that someone of only my very amazing intellectual capacities may master :^)
Good evening, humans. I am not of your kind, I come from the heavens, I am one of what you call in your human tongue an "angel" of sorts. I am on a secret mission to find the demons who have fallen upon the same fate as me, and been sent to this "Earth" of yours. If you have seen any suspicious "demon" activity, please report it to me so I may send them back to the depths of Hell.
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE LORD OF EVIL: LUCIFER, SON OF GOD AND TRAITOR OF THE ANGELIC RACE
I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY PEOPLE AND MY HUGE DOG CERBERUS
>Cute black doggo.jpeg
I Am The Bone Of My Sword
Steel Is My Body And Fire Is My Blood
I Have Created Over A Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss
Nor Aware of Gain
Have Withstood Pain To Create Many Weapons
Waiting For One's Arrival
I Have No Regrets
This Is The Only Path
My Whole Life Was
Unlimited Blade Works
Gnhaaa... I can feel it... taking over me! My left arm... bound by the errant starshine of Raparan Tor... I... I'm unleashing the power born from the madness of Eden! Stay back! His is a power... uncontrollable! A thirst unquenchable! HAHA! FLEE ERRANT BEINGS OF FLESH AND SUBSTANCE!
or something like that I was fucked up in eighth grade man
Oh ho ho ho, it's time to deploy IT against them.
Same as me, only in my case I am here in hiding, wearing this disgusting meat suit.
Madness overtakes my brain and I cannot feel control over my thoughts anymore. WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD?! YOU LEFT ME HERE TO GO INSANE!! JUST END IT!
Be honest /a/, you went through a chuuni phase didn't you?
Oh hell yeah, when I was like, 10-12. I'm grateful I did though, as it actually inspired my love of literature.
And the finale.
Praise the Ultra Fish.
What if you have chuuni that you are an aerospace engie, and actually become one? Was it even chuuni in the first place if you really are good with reading instruments, or can find any point on the map?
I wish I'd had an anime-related chuuni, but unfortunately I hadn't discovered it yet so mine consisted entirely of Percy Jackson. I had a pipe that was supposed to be my flaming sword and a fan cover that was supposed to be my shield, and I'd say I was a Son of Helios.
Now I just create self-inserts and project my chuuni fantasies onto them instead of acting them out in real life.