S2 is going to be a fucking disappointment
Oh god why is DEEN such a shit company
I'll be happy as long as we get another Succubus episode
I want to spoil her
then bully her then spoil her again
Reminder that aside from
>various party tricks
she's completely useless.
>Woke up 1 minute ago
>First thing I see is a webm
>Already makes me hard
Fucking /a/. Never change pls.
The show would be complete shit without her and you all know it.
Why do people keep shitting on DEEN? It's a comedy series - QUALITY animation just makes it better.
Braless saggy tits are also a miracle of the universe.
>theory: all her bodily fluids taste like pure water
>her barf is rainbow-colored
Did we ever sort this out?
But she literally puts herself in mortal danger and agonizing pain to save her followers, when the rest of her party, even Wiz, were too scared to do anything.
>Mana infused by a literal god
>Mana infused by a duke of hell
>Mana infused by a lich general
When will Emperor Zell burn Australia to the ground and feed on it's ashes?
How can you be a good magic user and have low intelligence?
I caught this by the lake.
I think you could have it .. for a price.
[fedora tipping intensifies]
You lose at life. Now GTFO.
not so fast, poorfag.
There's been back and forth since the S2 announcement, but I've read up to about volume 6 and I'd say anything before that just won't cut it. There's definitely plenty of stuff they can slim down or cut, but since Hot Springs is confirmed as well as Vanir, they might just completely forgo order and shove all the best post-volume 2 moments rapid fire.
Of course, this would all be solved by it being split cour or 2 cour, but only time will solve that information. Anyone know when we regularly get length information? I feel like I'm always last to learn if a show is 2cour or not.
It is sad this is considered AOTY, yet Muromi, which is same type of humor with same kind of female lead is completely unknown.
muromi is pure gag which gets appreciated but not discussed
Konosuba just has more meme power and more harem elements. Good LN translation that was active during airing and stayed active helps keep things going
I want one that isn't covered in a greasy layer of sooth and smells like sulphur and autism.
Is that hard to find in chuuniland?
There's really nothing she can't do. Absolutely divine.
Don't sound smart with me, you'll just be dumb.
>Waga nawa Cumdump-in
>Break the seals to my loins
>Drown the Dark Dragon in my Cervix with your White Power
>We're naming her Dark Dementia Ravenway
There, that's done. This thread is now reverted to a general Konosuba discussion thread with no Crimson Demon shitposting.
There are people in this thread who wouldn't want to kanpai with this beautiful goddess.
>Aqua! Put on your hagoromo, we're a going on a date!
>Take her to a bbq restaurant, eat mountains of ribs
>Go to the tavern and get absolutely hammered
>Have sex in a haystack
>Goddess is eternally grateful
You really like to see people suffer, don't you?
what the fuck is wrong with you? I literally just googled it, picked the first one with aqua and megumin and found it. 10 fucking seconds, you mongloids
Aqua is literally made of beauty and soft.
It's the Lord of Dragons, are you an idiot, hm?
It's the OVA. Pretty funny little episode. Yunyun gets bullied
What would she do if she found out that literally every male in Axel has fucked her in the dreambrothel?
Chomosuke is scared shitless of Zell, and gets bullied constantly.
>What I wanted to say Kazuma, is that I think Chomosuke is an evil god
>Well, I just saw your evil god getting chased around by a chicken
>Eh, no thanks. Go to town and get some stuff.
I like, how in that moment, she actually looked hurt.
But God already gave us a world of EXPLOSIONS, and you don't even have to be a chunni mage to make them!
Chris is a thief because Eris steals all of Aqua followers.
Aqua really doesn't give a shit about sex or sexuality, but it does annoy her if others get more attention than her, plus she is aware of her looks and will occasssionally try and use it to her advantage, eventhough its clumsy and rarely works.
She's also nothing but a doormat and rolls over like a dog when Aqua screams at her.
Axis followers are goodhearted people. Aqua-dono smiles on you anon
Because Chad-san was a complete spoiled fuckwad. I actually found it hilarious how much secondhand resentment you could feel from Kazuma when they first run into him
The guy is a faggot, and they can smell it on him. Besides he's a complete pushover, and Aqua knows that she needs hikiNEETs stern loving to not fuck up the entire world.
>That moment when they meet him again in Axel
>"Aqua-dono I bought you a gift. It's not much really..."
>I could tell the ring was worth a small fortune
>Aqua picked up the ring without saying a word. She held it in her hands and said "Look!", and the ring vanished
>Wh-where did it go, Aqua-dono?
>Dont know. Never know, she said and continued to drink her tea
Being Mitsurugi is suffering.
Lawld this guy still attention whoring. What's the matter lad? Mommy and daddy didn't care you don't go the church anymore so you lash out here?
Dad really should use a condom or at least allow that slag of a mother of yours to abort you.
What is the approximate duration of Megumin's refactory period?
See? Like I said, your mom really should aborted you. Letting crack baby live is just an unnecessary suffering.
Apperently subhumans or have mental deficiencies to understand that no one give a fuck about, atheism or Jesus, or any other real life religion so fuckface, because it's not tucking /a/ related?
Stop being an attention whore, the only religious or non-religious shit this thread should ever talk is one that pertain to Eris or Aqua.
But you don't understand that because you are to busy pushing your ideology and virtue signalling.
Oh yeah, I forgot. This is a theist board. I will delete my shitty posts
Hm, mods actually pruned /pol/ posters. Thanks. Have some lewd Konosubas for your troubles
Would you fistfight your female partymembers to protect her, anon?
Nigga nobody actually gives a shut
People don't want /pol/ shit here is all
They've already infested just about every other board so they can at least leave this one the fuck alone
I would put all of them in the fucking ground
>season 2 gets hyped up
>shitposters immediately target the threads
No self-moderation. I'm sakifag and our fanbase are the best fanbase on /a/ because we have strict self-moderation. No thread when there's no new material to talk about, blog/attention whore immediately being called out, no tripfag at all. Etcs.
Sadly the days of self-moderation is dying on /a/
I just want to talk about s02 and LN10 and potential storyprogression lines. I don't even mind the best girl fags.
Why is it so difficult, anons? Why do tourists and crossboarders keep invading these threads?
I fucking hate how /pol/tards literally can't fathom the act of posting on their own board
They always have to shit up everything with their idiocy
/pol/ should just get deleted at this point since clearly they don't want to use their own board
Well if you are the OP, I suggest making more focused post?
"Hey guys second season in x days, by the way yunS has posted a new chapter, why is Darkness so shit?"
To be fair the opening post is funny/relevant for Konosubafags but it's also the kind of post that invites crossboarder scums.
No retard, even if you were some christfag shitposting as you are now, I'd still be wishing that the heart attack that's been long overdue takes your fat ass
Fuck off somewhere else please and thank you
Fuck you /pol/. I never used to hate that board, but seeing how you fucking idiots can't stick to it and insist on derailing threads on every other board, I fucking hope you get permabanned.
Responding to shitposting just helps it to detail the thread. This thread has gone to shit exactly because people keep responding to bullshit.
Apparently 80% of people interested in posting in Konosuba threads are drooling retards with no impulse control
No, i learned it two years ago.
For you who don't know, you put sage at the options box so that your post don't bump the thread.
Since we're going off topic here i suggest saging.
Please I already hide all of those terrible threads by those terrible redditors about that terrible fucking show don't bring that shit into konosuba threads too, keep your shit taste confined to your shit thread, you piece of shit.
That's what I figured, that the only things they really have in common is the isekai theme. Other than that they seem to be quite different in style, so whats the point of setting them up against each other?
>Meme tier tribalism
This is the most correct explanation. Well said, anon
So which girl would you tenderly love?
She would hate you for the rest of your life
>huffing and groaning on top of a dead corpse
You should face divine punishment
But she's still warm
She a retard melee character without Dex, pretty sure she's the most useless member of Kazuma's party.
Would be better to make her an NPC considering her only strength is her status as a noble.
She isn't, she's cold.
>“Uh, Lady Aqua… It’s difficult for me to work if you keep hugging me…”
>Aqua was tightly hugging Wiz from behind as Wiz worked at a small table.
>“You are cooling and comfortable to hug. There are no customers anyway, so it doesn’t matter if you are not in the shop, right? Stay in my room for this summer then.”
>“E-Even if you say so…”
>Although it wasn’t swelteringly hot, the heat wave at this time was still unbearable.
>She had no intention of leaving Wiz’s cool lich body during this period.
>“Won’t Wiz be purified if you keep touching her? Don’t hinder her work. Let her go.”
>“Don’t worry. I’m suppressing my divine aura. As long as I keep thinking about despicable things, the purification power will naturally be weak.”
>“… What are you thinking about in the middle of the day?
>“… I’m merely thinking about the things Kazuma usually does.”
But you would fight the 3 of them at the same time. Megumin can be brought down fast enough with a boot to the groin, but if Aqua buffs up Darkness she enters NOBLE BEAST mode and rips your arms off
She can actually hit people in a brawl though.
>Enraged by the repeated cries of “Strip!”, Darkness pounced at the audience and was beating up the adventurers.
>The adventurers resisted, but Darkness had the upper hand since everyone was unarmed.
>… This fellow. Next time, she should fight unarmed against monsters.
You called it, Aqua
Megumin is useless in an enclosed space. We can safely ignore her.
Darkness can't hit unless maybe Aqua buff her, but it hasn't happened yet in the LN IIRC.
Aqua is the only real problem, she could buff herself and get into fist fight with you.
So one out of three opponents is dangerous, pretty good odds, especially when you are fighting to save a succubuss.
Oh I was mistaken >>151663298
She should change her job to a monk or something then.
Right, Megumin can be written off.
Kazuma beats Darkness a couple of times in 1 on 1s, but he is a devious cunt and uses magic to do it.
Buffed up Aqua, with he maxed out base stats would be virtually impossible to fight fairly, however, she is very naive and gullable so I suppose it wouldn't be hard to distract her enough to gain an advantage.
But you are right, Aqua would be the hardest to fight, I reckon.
But as you say, I would fistfight Destroyer to protect Rookie Succubus
>Immortal incarnations of sexual desire
How was it ever even a contest?
>She should change her job to a monk or something then
She really should. The whole reason she doesn't want to learn swordskills is to drag the fights out and take more beatings.
If she became MNK she wouldn't have to wear armor and could brawl dragons and ogre half naked.
>Stay in my room for this summer then
AND DO WHAT, AQUA? WEW
I think Chris was hinting Kazuma could change his job into thief when he reach a certain level.
I wonder if it was a foreshadowing that the girls would also change jobs?
Of course Archpriest and Archwizard is probably already an advanced job.
>Loli succubus gets 5 seconds of screen time and then fucks off and dies off screen forever.
I am beyond fucking mad. No porn of her either, we got fucking screwed out of amazing potential.
I believe Crusader is also an advanced job. When Aqua nearly breaks the statmachine with her maxed out basestats, the receptionist say that all jobs, barring mage, is available to her, including swordmaster and crusader
Yeah she outright tells him to job change to thief at some point. It's not 100% clear but I think he'd lose access to a lot of the skills he's already learned though like elementary magic, snipe, cooking, etc.
Anyway his party would be fucked if he went thief. They really need him as a generalist.
Yeah, they actually do become straight up friends. When the Axis priests don't believe she's Aqua, Wiz comforts her and nearly dies in the process, and ever since Aqua has been nice to her. Or at least not bullying her.
That and the fact that she has Vanir to blow up whenever she's pissed.
Too bad there's probably no super generalist/novice class there.
Man I wish the author would buff Darkness. She is by far the most useless in battle, heck she didn't even fight at all in Vol. 9.
I thought she'll be given Aigis or something.
>Anyway his party would be fucked if he went thief. They really need him as a generalist.
Truth. When he swaps party with Dust for a day, even their party realizes how fucking based he is due to his vast arsenal of skills
>I thought she'll be given Aigis or something
I was 100% certain that Eris would give Aigis to her, since she is one of the most devout Eris followers and a good personal friend. Plus Aigis kept screaming about how he wanted to be worn by a hot girl.
Eris really should give Kazuma an artefact too, especially considering she knew how often he dies.
I really want to see more Eris, vol 9 and 10 not having any Eris or Chris part at all is disappointing.
I find most of Eris appearances quite boring. She's more fun as Cris, I think. Their fuckery in the capital was good fun, especially when Kazuma did that cruel fucking freezechoke on Chad. Brutal as fuck.
I do want to see when Aqua finds out who Cris is though, she'll loose her shit completely
Eris isn't around because she's a good sweet caring goddess and not quirky enough for the manga or show.
You technically are if you just screw one of her forms.
Did any of Kazuma's deaths get more brutal than the Hydra digestion? I heard that was pretty damaging on his mental state, I wanna know if it actually had lasting effects and made him a bit more unhinged/scummy. I know he gets brutalized to death by kobolds, but apparently that's just hilarious because it happens when he's boasting in front of a group of townsfolk and then they see him get his shit kicked in.
Does Eris care about sex?
Aqua literally doesn't give a shit, not even when Kazuma is jerking off next to her, so I figured it was just a goddess thing. Like they are aware it's a driving factor for mortals, but they don't really put any thought into it.
It was by far the most brutal death. He lost over half his body to stomach acids, and it was slightly difficult, even for Aqua, to bring him back.
But he is actually more traumatized by the kobold death, because it was witnessed by the entire vanguard of the capital army, and he's still catching shit from it.
That is the dumbest question I've ever heard
Stop posting scumzuma.
She's only pretending to be nice, well not pretending maybe, but she has a similar side as Aqua: undead hating, cultist loving, and love being adored.
She only got one volume dedicated to her (sort of, it was more Chris-centric), even Iris got two. We are due for another Eris-centric volume, this time preferably focusing on her divine side.
I don't know about sex, but she's probably able to feel romantic love. I'm not sure if Aqua even know what romance is.
You can't steal something nobody wants.
>She only got one volume dedicated to her (sort of, it was more Chris-centric), even Iris got two. We are due for another Eris-centric volume, this time preferably focusing on her divine side.
Agreed. Even if Im not the biggest fan of her character, I do like it when they expand on the different characters and their background and driving factors. It gives the world more substance.
>“Prince, prince, she is an Axis cultist. On top of that, considering her blue hair and the way she’s dressed, she must be an extremely passionate one! Axis cultists are said to be more troublesome than tranquility girls and more tenacious than undead.”
It's like you are asking an Orthodox Jew to cut their hair or asking a Buddhist monk to grow their's.
Yeah, Eris/Cris does seem to be emotional, so she probably would have a decent graps of romance. Like when she explained how she picked the name Cris, because it was the name of her favorite flower.
But I don't think they (Goddesses) care too much about physical intimacy. Im sure they don't mind it, but it's probably not instinctual as it is with mortals
>Water is blue.
Please god tell me /a/ isn't this retarded.
Reminds me of when Megumin makes them all medallions with hair in them
>Aqua reluctantly gave Megumin some of her hair, that she happilly stuffed in her medallion
>"Will this lower my intelligence? Will I attract undeads now? Answer me, damn it"
Kazuma bantz is pretty good at times
Is this the same artist that did the Hotaru one?
>He doesn't know water is only blue in large quantities.
Let me guess, you learned everything you know from /r/sciencystuff
Fucking kek. Usually it's Aqua with the more clever bantz, and Kazuma just calling her a slut and a bitch.
>"What are you doing in here at this time? Shouldn't you be out playing with your little cult"?
>"Aaah, Kazuma-san who has never been loved by anyone at all, doesn't know what it feels like. Now get out of bed, little hikiiNEET, before I soak you"
Do they worship their goddess by acting retarded.
Chris is more like a character Eris plays with her controller. She can enter the world or log out at any time (except during unskippable cutscenes).
Aqua is Aqua. She's a cosmic scale 40 days of flooding stuffed into a 5 foot woman. Being stuffed into such a small package causes brain damage.
>Do they worship their goddess by acting retarded.
I don't get it
Yeah, it does affect them physically at least. Aqua has her god stats and attributes, like being able to see in dark and such, while Cris is still restricted by her mortal avatar.
I know the Axis cult doctrine encourage this, but this is still disgusting. How degenerate.