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Why is she even allowed to be a goddess?

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Why is she even allowed to be a goddess?
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She's absolutely useless and offers nothing valuable to anyone. Sounds like god to me.
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>>151626054
she has a nice butt
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It's a livin'
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>>151626054
>allowed
What would prevent her?
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>>151626054
They're letting pretty much everyone be gods these days, it's hardly surprising.
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>>151626054
Because there are morons that follow her teachings.
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>>151626478
Her teachings are really easy to follow.
Thou shalt not endure.
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>>151626579
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>>151626760
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>>151626780
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>>151626054
If she could be easily replaced for minor flaws, the title wouldn't mean anything in the first place.
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>>151626092
Savage
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>>151626054
Who wouldn't want a powerful and beautiful archpriest as a goddess?
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S2 is going to be a fucking disappointment


Oh god why is DEEN such a shit company
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>>151626092
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>>151626054
How many times has Kazuma cum inside her divine pussy?
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Because she has a godly ass no other deity can compete with, so they all fall to their knees and worship it.
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>>151628339
0
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Honestly think she has the nicest body in the cast, and would be the most fun to hang out with.
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>>151628339
According to my doujins they have a child, so at least once.
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>>151628824
they had lots of fun in that first episode work montage.

Kazuma is just never content with anything
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>>151627558
I'll be happy as long as we get another Succubus episode
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I want to spoil her then bully her then spoil her again
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>>151630697
Fucking hell. She's not even naked and this gets me so hard.
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>>151626054
Because she has dirt on all the other gods and goddesses.
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She's cute!
I'd fuck her.
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>>151628651
but it's literally true. Even retarded jokes won't change the facts
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>>151630697
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>>151631362
She's pretty much naked.
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>>151626054

Why are half the people in the world allowed to have their power?
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>>151626092
Reminder that aside from
>heal
>resurrect
>cure poison
>dispel curse
>deluge
>turn undead
>purification
>various party tricks
she's completely useless.
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>>151626054
Because Nopan.
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>>151633160
They're invisible, is all.
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>>151626092
Holy shit.
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>>151626092
Go drown.
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>>151629231
Link?
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>>151626054
Miracle of the universe.
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>>151633160
>>151633938
The hell are you on, they're right there
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>>151632764
Dont forget being sexy
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>>151626054
because she's a cute
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>>151635863
Yea, sexy as fuck!
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>>151632764
But she doesn't use those power into her followers, only on her friends
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>>151632764
>>heal
>>resurrect
>>cure poison
>>dispel curse
Isn't that all healslut needs?
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>>151635891
Correct
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>>151635905
That's pretty much God
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>>151626054
Shes an anal goddess, thats all I need in my life.
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>>151632764
>Reminder that aside from
>>heal
>>resurrect
>>cure poison
>>dispel curse
...
>completely useless
STOP HEALSLUT SHAMING NOW!
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>>151633938
Look pretty visible to me
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>>151637520
DEEN lore
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>>151637520
>one girl holds her skirt down.
I think we found the nopan, lads.
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>>151626826
I made that.
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>>151632764
You forget she's a master mason now as well.
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>>151637815
>Mason
>implying she'd waste ranks in that when she can be a superior Plasterer instead.
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>>151637763
Is that some reverse planking?
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>>151626092
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>>151626054
Aqua is best girl, fuck that titless assless starving meme slut Megushit
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>>151638375
I don't think planking in water is safe
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>>151626092
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>>151626092
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>>151626195
>>151626092
>>151626054
Aqua: 1
Christian God: 0
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>>151630697
>Woke up 1 minute ago
>First thing I see is a webm
>Already makes me hard
Fucking /a/. Never change pls.
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>>151626054
The show would be complete shit without her and you all know it.
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>>151626054
Guys throughout the show I was a Megiminfag, but lately my appreciation for this damegami has been growing more and more, not that I disliked her before. What do?
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>>151641268
Start appreciating your good taste and spread the truth of who best girl is to the world.
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>>151626092
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>>151637520
Now I want to know what Divorceness wears.
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>>151632764
Don't forget boner erecting.
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>>151626092
Heh
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>>151640700
How do you think surfing was invented?
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>>151626092
nice
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>>151626054
she was born into the position it wasn't a choice
just like her ass
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>>151627558
Why is S2 ending up as bad DEEN's fault?
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Why do people keep shitting on DEEN? It's a comedy series - QUALITY animation just makes it better.

Braless saggy tits are also a miracle of the universe.
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>>151626092
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>>151648226
Season 2 better keep the sag
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>>151626054
Cause she's cute
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>theory: all her bodily fluids taste like pure water
>her barf is rainbow-colored
Did we ever sort this out?
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>>151626054
She isn't.
Thats why they got rid of her at the first opportunity.
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>>151645509
MIND BLOWN
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>>151626092
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>>151640700
>>151645509
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>>151649911
>>>/pol/
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>>151635905
But she literally puts herself in mortal danger and agonizing pain to save her followers, when the rest of her party, even Wiz, were too scared to do anything.
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>>151650288
You lost, get out.
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>Mana infused by a literal god
>Mana infused by a duke of hell
>Mana infused by a lich general
When will Emperor Zell burn Australia to the ground and feed on it's ashes?
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How can you be a good magic user and have low intelligence?
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>>151651879
Because INT and int aren't the same thing.
She may be a nopan retard, but her INT is still high.
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>>151651966
Does that mean she has high INT but low WIS?
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>>151651182
I don't think Wiz gets to do any infusing as she's nearly banished by babysitting.
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>>151640805
but it's literally true. Even retarded jokes won't change the facts
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>>151626054
She literally created water for the world. Without her there would be no life, or life would sustain on something other than water.
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>>151652088
She does though, shes taking care of the egg twice when Aqua is out on adventures
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>>151652187
So she's only one of the gods? So how omnipotent god works then? god is a fiction is well then?
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>>151652249
What the hell are you talking about?
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Hey guys!
I caught this by the lake.
I think you could have it .. for a price.
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>>151652249
God and omnipotence is an oxymoron
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>>151626092
I wonder who's behind this post.
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Reminds me of Neptune.
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>>151626092
[fedora tipping intensifies]
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>>151626054
aniplex, sony, sora amamiya etc.
they crossed over to the fantasy world
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>>151652304
Looks like trash.
I'll take it off your hands for five eris if you include the cage.
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>>151652304
GI-GIMME DAT!
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Hello fellow heathens, Papa Francesco speaking. You are all going to hell for not treating my wife Santa Acqua with respect.
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>>151652589
>>151652725
Ohh!
We have multiple buyers.
Lets start an auction!
Starting price is 10M Eris, without the cage
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>>151650288
You lose at life. Now GTFO.
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>>151652830
I just want the cage you faggot
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>>151652830
SOLD
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>>151652830
30 Million Eris!
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>>151652944
30M from this gentleman!
Anyone up for 35 million eris?
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How much do you think S2 will adapt?
1 more cour just isn't enough
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>>151652904
not so fast, poorfag.
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>>151652295
Why can't commiefornia decide for the rest of the country wahh
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>>151626092
Clever
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>>151652973
35!
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they should do a full version of aqua's cage song on a character cd
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>>151653018
>>151652944
35 million for the lady ...

wait a minute!

How did you get out of the cage???
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>>151653099
W-what cage?
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>>151637520
is this the manga adaptation
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>>151652979
There's been back and forth since the S2 announcement, but I've read up to about volume 6 and I'd say anything before that just won't cut it. There's definitely plenty of stuff they can slim down or cut, but since Hot Springs is confirmed as well as Vanir, they might just completely forgo order and shove all the best post-volume 2 moments rapid fire.

Of course, this would all be solved by it being split cour or 2 cour, but only time will solve that information. Anyone know when we regularly get length information? I feel like I'm always last to learn if a show is 2cour or not.
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>>151626092
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It is sad this is considered AOTY, yet Muromi, which is same type of humor with same kind of female lead is completely unknown.
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>>151653219
I think stuff like how many cours is all very last minute anyway. If 2 is a possibility they won't rule it out until very last minute because scheduling can always change
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Pick your poison.
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>>151653318
Well, it sold almost 3.9k which is not bad for a short.
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>>151626092
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>>151652295
>>151652983
>>151653438
Mods, please get /pol/ the fuck out of here
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>>151653318
muromi is pure gag which gets appreciated but not discussed
Konosuba just has more meme power and more harem elements. Good LN translation that was active during airing and stayed active helps keep things going
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>>151652324
So a dick
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>>151653342
3 > 5 > 6 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 7
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>>151652097
If you think about it if a God actually did help anyone how would we actually know?
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>>151651879
>what is WIS/CHA based casting?

clerics dont prioritise int for the most part, it tends to be STR/WIS or CHA/WIS depending on the build
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>>151626092
unironically good post
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>>151653562
If you think about it why he created this rotten world in the begin with?
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>>151653342
All of them.
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>>151653562
>>151653620
worse than the /pol/ posters
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>>151653595
Aqua has no INT nor WIS.
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>>151626054
She can build wall.
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>>151653342
I want one that isn't covered in a greasy layer of sooth and smells like sulphur and autism.
Is that hard to find in chuuniland?
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>>151651879
Ever heard of the term, so smart you're dumb? That's her.
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>>151653654
This is now a 'how a crimson demon mage would make sex more chuuni' thread
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>>151653768
>chuuniland
>no autism
choose one
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>>151653342
which is chuuniest?
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>>151653726
There's really nothing she can't do. Absolutely divine.
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>>151653701
i thought her other stats were good? also many heals/buffs/purify effects can be alted through CHA
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>>151653599
If you're from plebbit.
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>>151653788
You are completely wrong. Aqua is just dumb
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I want to taste Aqua's pee!
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>>151653676
But I wanted to live in a world of EXPLOSIONS and magic and fantasy! where i live is a rip off then

Fuck i'm retarded as fuck
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>>151653876
Don't sound smart with me, you'll just be dumb.
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>>151653878
aqua only cleans toilets , she doesn't use them
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>>151653808
>Waga nawa Cumdump-in
>Break the seals to my loins
>Drown the Dark Dragon in my Cervix with your White Power
>E-E-E-EXPLOOOOOOOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>We're naming her Dark Dementia Ravenway
There, that's done. This thread is now reverted to a general Konosuba discussion thread with no Crimson Demon shitposting.
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>>151653941
She can use me instead then!
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>>151653913
aqua is a pet-type heroine and has pet tier int
she is as smart as a small dog, a cat with a mild concussion or a piglet
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>>151654085
>pet-type heroine
Can she be my sex pet?
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>>151653960
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>>151637520
I was living a lie.
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>>151653960
I think I've been jerking off to Megumin an unhealthy amount.
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>>151653960
>Dark Dementia Ravenway
chuckled
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>>151653960
>Drown the Dark Dragon in my Cervix with your White Power
>Dark Dragon

You mean Red Dragon.
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There are people in this thread who wouldn't want to kanpai with this beautiful goddess.
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>>151654628
I want to lick that armpit.
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>>151654628
i want to bring her mayonnaise
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>>151654683
Whitch brings up a question, how are the girls in the show shaving and shit?
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>>151654909
Magic to stop the hairs growing in the first place.
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>>151653318
But muromi-san sold well for a short.
And the manga ended as the author wanted.
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>>151654628
I want to get hammered with Aqua and have drunk sex with her!
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I want to cum inside her and have her innate abilities turn it into water
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I want to carve a sculpture of Aqua in the pose of Michaelangelo's David.
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>>151655223
What's stopping you?
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Would Aqua be willing to watch me jerk off?
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>>151655026
>Aqua! Put on your hagoromo, we're a going on a date!
>Take her to a bbq restaurant, eat mountains of ribs
>Go to the tavern and get absolutely hammered
>Have sex in a haystack
>Goddess is eternally grateful
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>>151626054
who can allow a god?
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>>151655474
hmm, their believers perhaps? Like a symbiotic relationship
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>>151655467
That doujin is unfair to my penis.
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>>151655467
Gotta ask sauce on that pic.
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>>151626092
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>>151627039
she got me killed on at least 2 different occasions so far... she has so much bullshit going for her that why would you want her there?
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>>151655559
It's the one with her and Megumin on the front. Aren't that many, you should find it easily
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>>151653318
Is Muromi also "the most dysfunctional DnD party gets stuck in a starter town"?

Because that's what I loved about Konasuba.
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Is she wearing it or not?
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>>151655709
You really like to see people suffer, don't you?
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>>151656304
Either way, I want to sniff that butt.
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>>151653342
Correct answer would be all of them.
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>>151653438
America isn't a democracy tripfag.
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>>151655939
>"the most dysfunctional DnD party gets stuck in a starter town"
That is not what Konosuba is.
The party could is usable, the MC is just too retarded to use it properly.
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>>151655709
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>>151656468
Kazuma is literally the only reason the party hasn't collapsed in on itself from the sheer weight of everyone's egos and eccentricities.
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>>151656468
Fuck off you nitpicky cunt, KonoSuba is fucking great for being DND gone horribly right.
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>>151650069
They weren't scared, they just thought it would be better if her cult disappeared.
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>>151652193
By take care you mean her unlife is ebbing away.
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>>151655658
b-but atleast she revived you trashuma.
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>>151653874
What, do you actually believe in a super being that does nothing but torment his followers until they had to retcon his book?
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>>151656360
>>151656487
what the fuck is wrong with you? I literally just googled it, picked the first one with aqua and megumin and found it. 10 fucking seconds, you mongloids
https://nhentai.net/g/173911/
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>>151656487
>mfw he was right
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>>151656304
it looks so soft~
>you will never feel aquas ass in your face
why live?
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>>151656913
Aqua is literally made of beauty and soft.
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>>151656717
Not everyone is as evil as Eris and her cult
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>>151656991
She needs to stop exposing her armpits. It makes me too excited downstairs.
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>>151657093
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>>151626092
fpbp
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>>151657143
Why is Chris so stupidly sexy?
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>>151657143
It spooks me how close Wiz is to final death in that moment
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>>151657515
Wiz and Chris never met in the LN though.
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>>151657882
Yeah, that's true. But Cris does know of her, since literally everyone in Axel knows of The Shopkeeper. She just obviously doesn't know it's a lich
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>>151626092
wow dude sick burn will the almighty lord of creation ever recover
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>>151657293
divine luck
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>>151653620
Well at least I don't think it was rotten to begin with.
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>>151658837
I'd like her to give me a divine fuck.
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>>151657143
I don't remember Chris ever being in Wiz' shop
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>>151657143
I really want to put my penis inside that thief
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>>151651182
It's still a fucking chicken.
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>>151659048
She should steal my virginity.
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>>151626054
Affirmative action.
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>>151657143
>Yui Horie
Why is Wiz so perfect?
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>>151659159
It's the Lord of Dragons, are you an idiot, hm?
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I want to date Luna.
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>>151658938
It's the OVA. Pretty funny little episode. Yunyun gets bullied
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>>151659261
Chomosuke will eat it next volume.
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>>151659048
>>151659160
Reminder that Chris is the goddess Eris in disguise.
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>>151659291
Good taste, anon.
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>>151659291
What would she do if she found out that literally every male in Axel has fucked her in the dreambrothel?
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>>151659315
Chomosuke is scared shitless of Zell, and gets bullied constantly.

>What I wanted to say Kazuma, is that I think Chomosuke is an evil god
>Well, I just saw your evil god getting chased around by a chicken
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>>151659160
Chris puts up a tough front but is actually a filthy submissive slut. It was her plan all along to have Kazuma steal her pantsu in some kind of public humiliation play.
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>Eh, no thanks. Go to town and get some stuff.

I like, how in that moment, she actually looked hurt.
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Why dosen't she wear the pantsu?
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>>151659312
what is this, reverse keijo
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>>151659340
I really want to put my penis inside that Goddess LARPing as a thief
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>>151653880
But God already gave us a world of EXPLOSIONS, and you don't even have to be a chunni mage to make them!
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>>151659415
So she wants me to start making out with her navel all of a sudden without any warning?
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>>151659434
Aqua isn't a real heroine anyway
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>>151658930
It's not because you lived in a good environment you goofball

pisst there is no god sorry pal

tips*
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>>151659416
That's nice
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Chris is a thief because Eris steals all of Aqua followers.
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>>151659434
Aqua really doesn't give a shit about sex or sexuality, but it does annoy her if others get more attention than her, plus she is aware of her looks and will occasssionally try and use it to her advantage, eventhough its clumsy and rarely works.
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>>151659634
I want to give Aqua compliments and praise all day.
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>>151659480
It's science, not god

Science doesn't support god's existence anyway. Sorry modern religious friends. Can you stop discussing it in a aqua thread? thanks.
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>>151659600
She's also nothing but a doormat and rolls over like a dog when Aqua screams at her.
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>>151659541
Sorry I'm kinda in a hurry

im also retarded

here>>151659524
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>>151659671
Axis followers are goodhearted people. Aqua-dono smiles on you anon
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>>151659434
Why does she want nothing to do with that one guy who worships her, but craves HikkiNEET's attention?
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>tripfag
>pol shit
>role playing

And people says the second season isn't going to be shit? As expected of redditsuba.
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>>151659791
Because Chad-san was a complete spoiled fuckwad. I actually found it hilarious how much secondhand resentment you could feel from Kazuma when they first run into him
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>>151659789
I want to be rewarded with sexual favours!
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>>151659988
>Because Chad-san was a complete spoiled fuckwad.
Just like Aqua?
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>>151659791
The guy is a faggot, and they can smell it on him. Besides he's a complete pushover, and Aqua knows that she needs hikiNEETs stern loving to not fuck up the entire world.
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>>151659791
>>151659988
>That moment when they meet him again in Axel
>"Aqua-dono I bought you a gift. It's not much really..."
>I could tell the ring was worth a small fortune
>Aqua picked up the ring without saying a word. She held it in her hands and said "Look!", and the ring vanished
>......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Wh-where did it go, Aqua-dono?
>Dont know. Never know, she said and continued to drink her tea

Being Mitsurugi is suffering.
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>>151660134
Who give a fucking shit what do you or do you not believe you attention whore. Stop being non-/a/ related discussion on /a/.

Your mother should've aborted you.
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>>151656389
All republics are democracies you fucking nigger.
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>>151660110
Aqua and Kazuma toiled together as bricklayers, Katsuragi faced no hardship because of his magic sword
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>>151652295
America is not a democracy.
He won BIGLY and also fair and square.
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>>151660227
Get fucking owned NiceGuyRugi.
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>90% of the thread is r/atheism discussions and "which gurl wud u fuk?"

Nice thread. Nice fanbase.
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>>151660431
You forget /pol/ shit.

The second season hasn't even started yet, but this fanbase has already proved that it's the worst fanbase of the season.
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>>151660520
Lawld this guy still attention whoring. What's the matter lad? Mommy and daddy didn't care you don't go the church anymore so you lash out here?

Dad really should use a condom or at least allow that slag of a mother of yours to abort you.
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>>151660227
Out of all the Konosubas, Chad really is the prime bullying target.
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>>151660431
It's KonoSuba, what else would you discuss?
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What is the approximate duration of Megumin's refactory period?
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>>151660882
Couple of hours by herself, I assume. Much faster when Kazuma uses filthy, unclean undead magics to boost her manareserves.
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>>151660853
See? Like I said, your mom really should aborted you. Letting crack baby live is just an unnecessary suffering.

Apperently subhumans or have mental deficiencies to understand that no one give a fuck about, atheism or Jesus, or any other real life religion so fuckface, because it's not tucking /a/ related?

Stop being an attention whore, the only religious or non-religious shit this thread should ever talk is one that pertain to Eris or Aqua.

But you don't understand that because you are to busy pushing your ideology and virtue signalling.
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Oh yeah, I forgot. This is a theist board. I will delete my shitty posts
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Hm, mods actually pruned /pol/ posters. Thanks. Have some lewd Konosubas for your troubles
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>>151661132
No one give a shit about your religion, ideology, or whether you are atheist or not you attention whore. We are here to talk about anime.
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What the fuck happened to all the LNfags from the first season? I really miss the old threads.
Hopefully they'll go back when the second season airs.
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>>151661132
Don't forget to delete your life as well, you filthy infidel.
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Would you fistfight your female partymembers to protect her, anon?
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>>151661228
In the other thread talking about the crossover novel.

I swear, Re:Zero fanbase is way better than our "fan"base.
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>>151661132
Nigga nobody actually gives a shut
People don't want /pol/ shit here is all
They've already infested just about every other board so they can at least leave this one the fuck alone
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>>151659291
> puts Aqua in debt
Worst Konosuba
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>>151661282
*shit
I fucking hate autocorrect
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>>151661281
This "fan"base only cares about making epik meem and (you) so they could screenshot it and post it to r/4chan.

The second season is a mistake.
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>>151661281
They're both the same cancerous redditors.
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>>151661280
There are some things that must be protected at all costs.
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>>151661281
Yeah, even normalfag shit is better.
What the fuck happened that it led to this?
Both of them are just as bad to be honest.
Sage.
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>>151661313
It was her own fault though. Aqua is not so great at avoiding collateral damage.
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>>151661280
I would put all of them in the fucking ground
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>>151661370
I don't know. Somehow Konosuba threads always gets invaded by /pol/ babbies that literally can not stop posting.
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wow didn't know you a bunch of newfags. Can't you ignore the shitposter and that's it? Konosubafags are so retarded
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>season 2 gets hyped up
>shitposters immediately target the threads
Oh boy
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>>151661350
Oh fuck off already stormnigger
Nobody fucking cares about your theological fetishes
This is a board for ANIME AND MANGA, not debates about shit that nobody with a life cares about
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>>151661393
I like that she has currently accepted that she'll never amass a fortune again, so she's just content with the allowance Kazuma gives her for wine
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>>151661370
No self-moderation. I'm sakifag and our fanbase are the best fanbase on /a/ because we have strict self-moderation. No thread when there's no new material to talk about, blog/attention whore immediately being called out, no tripfag at all. Etcs.

Sadly the days of self-moderation is dying on /a/
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>>151661522
I don't care though
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>>151661228
Re;zero has more scope for discussion. All else being equal constant post-airing threads for both will end up in shittier konosuba threads
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>>151661558
>>151661581
I just want to talk about s02 and LN10 and potential storyprogression lines. I don't even mind the best girl fags.
Why is it so difficult, anons? Why do tourists and crossboarders keep invading these threads?
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>>151661581
We'll that's the fault of our fanbase then no? Why so insistent to make a thread when there's nothing to talk about?

What you all want to make a filthy general or something?
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>>151661558
I think it's the newfags, most of the people back when first season aired called out on that kind of shit.
They're probably avoiding these threads like me.
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I fucking hate how /pol/tards literally can't fathom the act of posting on their own board
They always have to shit up everything with their idiocy
/pol/ should just get deleted at this point since clearly they don't want to use their own board
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>>151661674
Well if you are the OP, I suggest making more focused post?

"Hey guys second season in x days, by the way yunS has posted a new chapter, why is Darkness so shit?"

To be fair the opening post is funny/relevant for Konosubafags but it's also the kind of post that invites crossboarder scums.
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I've also noticed how literally NONE of you fags sages.
Does none of you even know what sage is?
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>>151661708
For people hating immigrants they sure can't fucking respect the law of the land they are a guest of.
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>>151661655
No retard, even if you were some christfag shitposting as you are now, I'd still be wishing that the heart attack that's been long overdue takes your fat ass
Fuck off somewhere else please and thank you
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>>151661768
Im not the OP, I honestly wouldn't make such a vague first post. I had just hoped that there would be some decent posts throughout the thread
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>>151626092
Wow that' fucking savage
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>>151661797
The way you talk makes it look like you just learned about it yesterday.
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>>151661802
I think all retards come from /pol/ regardless of whatever they do or don't believe in
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Fuck you /pol/. I never used to hate that board, but seeing how you fucking idiots can't stick to it and insist on derailing threads on every other board, I fucking hope you get permabanned.
Fuck you.
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>>151661708
Responding to shitposting just helps it to detail the thread. This thread has gone to shit exactly because people keep responding to bullshit.
Apparently 80% of people interested in posting in Konosuba threads are drooling retards with no impulse control
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>>151661917
No, i learned it two years ago.
For you who don't know, you put sage at the options box so that your post don't bump the thread.
Since we're going off topic here i suggest saging.
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>>151661581
Please I already hide all of those terrible threads by those terrible redditors about that terrible fucking show don't bring that shit into konosuba threads too, keep your shit taste confined to your shit thread, you piece of shit.
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>>151662024
Why do Konosuba and Re;Zero fans hate each other?
I never watched Re;Zero, but I don't hate them. Apperantly the writers are pretty good friends too
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>>151662038
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

Please end your life
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>>151661797
how would you even tell with invisible sage
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>>151662143
More like everyone hates Re:Zero. Their fanbase is cancer.
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>>151662143
One is a fun comedy.
The other is a try-hard drama.

But both have similar settings and plot devices so idiots think you can compare one to the other.
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>>151662143
Because the weebs on /a/ all hate each other with the fury of your standard Rie Kugimya tsundere
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>>151662223
With the page count. Are you retarded?
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>>151662143
Meme tier tribalism
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>>151662279
That's what I figured, that the only things they really have in common is the isekai theme. Other than that they seem to be quite different in style, so whats the point of setting them up against each other?
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>>151662304
>Meme tier tribalism
This is the most correct explanation. Well said, anon
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>>151662143
>Why does everyone hate Re:Zero fans

The shitposting is only worse here because of the genre overlap and more recently the crossover shit
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>>151660431
So which girl would you tenderly love?
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>>151662549
I want to have lovey dovey vanilla sex with Darkness.
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>>151626054
Personification of the water.
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>>151662648
She would hate you for the rest of your life
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>>151662549
Megumin, Yunyun, or Wiz.
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>>151662648
you evil bastard
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>>151662549
Best girl
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>>151660315
But all democracies are not republics
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>>151662682
>huffing and groaning on top of a dead corpse
You should face divine punishment
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Anyone feels like aqua is like an annoying puppy?

Annoying as fuck, cute sometimes but ends up shitting everything
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>>151662722
Yeah, I'd go with Aqua as well.
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>>151662685
Always wet and welcome to dive in.
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I feel like Darkness is getting less lewd and masochist and times goes on and the romantic development between Kazuma and the rest is detracting from the fun
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>>151662722
This is probably the only good girl, a literal glass canon though
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>>151662721
>>151662699
I'd never once try to bully her or be S in bed with her.
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>>151662549
Loose screw loli.
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>>151626092
Really good.
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>>151661280
>fistfighting Darkness
seems like a quick way to die.
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I want to be beaten up by Megumin.
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>>151663048
She a retard melee character without Dex, pretty sure she's the most useless member of Kazuma's party.

Would be better to make her an NPC considering her only strength is her status as a noble.
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>>151662855
She isn't, she's cold.

>“Uh, Lady Aqua… It’s difficult for me to work if you keep hugging me…”
>Aqua was tightly hugging Wiz from behind as Wiz worked at a small table.
>“You are cooling and comfortable to hug. There are no customers anyway, so it doesn’t matter if you are not in the shop, right? Stay in my room for this summer then.”
>“E-Even if you say so…”
>Although it wasn’t swelteringly hot, the heat wave at this time was still unbearable.
>She had no intention of leaving Wiz’s cool lich body during this period.
>“Won’t Wiz be purified if you keep touching her? Don’t hinder her work. Let her go.”
>“Don’t worry. I’m suppressing my divine aura. As long as I keep thinking about despicable things, the purification power will naturally be weak.”
>“… What are you thinking about in the middle of the day?
Slut.”
>“… I’m merely thinking about the things Kazuma usually does.”
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>>151663117
But you would fight the 3 of them at the same time. Megumin can be brought down fast enough with a boot to the groin, but if Aqua buffs up Darkness she enters NOBLE BEAST mode and rips your arms off
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>>151626092
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>>151663117
She can actually hit people in a brawl though.

>Enraged by the repeated cries of “Strip!”, Darkness pounced at the audience and was beating up the adventurers.

>The adventurers resisted, but Darkness had the upper hand since everyone was unarmed.

>… This fellow. Next time, she should fight unarmed against monsters.
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>>151630697
I was severely disappointed when the real brothel turned out to be not nearly as good.
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>>151661708
>/pol/
But you're the one throwing rocks, not them, you are the problem go away.
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>>151662773
>huffing

You called it, Aqua
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>>151626092
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>>151663217
Megumin is useless in an enclosed space. We can safely ignore her.

Darkness can't hit unless maybe Aqua buff her, but it hasn't happened yet in the LN IIRC.

Aqua is the only real problem, she could buff herself and get into fist fight with you.

So one out of three opponents is dangerous, pretty good odds, especially when you are fighting to save a succubuss.
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>>151663389
Isn't he smelling her cunt?
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>>151663482
Oh I was mistaken >>151663298

She should change her job to a monk or something then.
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>>151626092
Took me half a minute to realize he wasn't making a joke about Greek mythology.
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>>151663514
No, he's looking for moles and skin blemishes.
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>>151663217
Right, Megumin can be written off.
Kazuma beats Darkness a couple of times in 1 on 1s, but he is a devious cunt and uses magic to do it.
Buffed up Aqua, with he maxed out base stats would be virtually impossible to fight fairly, however, she is very naive and gullable so I suppose it wouldn't be hard to distract her enough to gain an advantage.
But you are right, Aqua would be the hardest to fight, I reckon.
But as you say, I would fistfight Destroyer to protect Rookie Succubus
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>>151644837
>that tummy
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>>151663354
>Human whores
>Immortal incarnations of sexual desire
How was it ever even a contest?
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>>151663792
What did she mean by thiss?
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>>151663849
QUALITY
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Why is Megumin so god damn lewd?
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>>151663354
There's a real brothel in Konosuba?
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>>151663547
>She should change her job to a monk or something then
She really should. The whole reason she doesn't want to learn swordskills is to drag the fights out and take more beatings.
If she became MNK she wouldn't have to wear armor and could brawl dragons and ogre half naked.
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>>151663117
I think she has decent base dex stats, she just doesn't improve her weapon usage skills. That's how I remember them explaining it
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>>151663146
>Stay in my room for this summer then
AND DO WHAT, AQUA? WEW
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>>151663963
I think Chris was hinting Kazuma could change his job into thief when he reach a certain level.

I wonder if it was a foreshadowing that the girls would also change jobs?

Of course Archpriest and Archwizard is probably already an advanced job.
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>>151663146
Aqua is literally treating Wiz better than Vanir (especially in Vol 4 and 5).

Based Aqua-Sama is even merciful to disgusting slugs.
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>Loli succubus gets 5 seconds of screen time and then fucks off and dies off screen forever.
I am beyond fucking mad. No porn of her either, we got fucking screwed out of amazing potential.
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>>151664112
Read the Vanir spinoff. She's there (barely).
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>>151664054
I believe Crusader is also an advanced job. When Aqua nearly breaks the statmachine with her maxed out basestats, the receptionist say that all jobs, barring mage, is available to her, including swordmaster and crusader
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>>151664054
Yeah she outright tells him to job change to thief at some point. It's not 100% clear but I think he'd lose access to a lot of the skills he's already learned though like elementary magic, snipe, cooking, etc.

Anyway his party would be fucked if he went thief. They really need him as a generalist.
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>>151664112
What role do you want her to play exactly?
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>>151664111
Yeah, they actually do become straight up friends. When the Axis priests don't believe she's Aqua, Wiz comforts her and nearly dies in the process, and ever since Aqua has been nice to her. Or at least not bullying her.
That and the fact that she has Vanir to blow up whenever she's pissed.
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>>151664174
What role do you think a succubus can do. Guild master's girlfriend.
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>>151664158
Too bad there's probably no super generalist/novice class there.

>>151664145
Man I wish the author would buff Darkness. She is by far the most useless in battle, heck she didn't even fight at all in Vol. 9.

I thought she'll be given Aigis or something.
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>>151664158
>Anyway his party would be fucked if he went thief. They really need him as a generalist.
Truth. When he swaps party with Dust for a day, even their party realizes how fucking based he is due to his vast arsenal of skills
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>>151664265
>I thought she'll be given Aigis or something
I was 100% certain that Eris would give Aigis to her, since she is one of the most devout Eris followers and a good personal friend. Plus Aigis kept screaming about how he wanted to be worn by a hot girl.
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>>151626092
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>>151626092
Gottem
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>>151664322
Eris really should give Kazuma an artefact too, especially considering she knew how often he dies.

I really want to see more Eris, vol 9 and 10 not having any Eris or Chris part at all is disappointing.
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>>151626092
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>>151664469
I find most of Eris appearances quite boring. She's more fun as Cris, I think. Their fuckery in the capital was good fun, especially when Kazuma did that cruel fucking freezechoke on Chad. Brutal as fuck.
I do want to see when Aqua finds out who Cris is though, she'll loose her shit completely
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>>151664469
Eris isn't around because she's a good sweet caring goddess and not quirky enough for the manga or show.
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>>151664649
Is it possible to have a threesome with Eris and Chris?
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>>151664734
You technically are if you just screw one of her forms.
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Did any of Kazuma's deaths get more brutal than the Hydra digestion? I heard that was pretty damaging on his mental state, I wanna know if it actually had lasting effects and made him a bit more unhinged/scummy. I know he gets brutalized to death by kobolds, but apparently that's just hilarious because it happens when he's boasting in front of a group of townsfolk and then they see him get his shit kicked in.
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>>151664734
>>151664807
Does Eris care about sex?
Aqua literally doesn't give a shit, not even when Kazuma is jerking off next to her, so I figured it was just a goddess thing. Like they are aware it's a driving factor for mortals, but they don't really put any thought into it.
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the manga adaption is really phoned in and it's like the author misses the point
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Would aqua look better with dark hair?
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>>151664823
It was by far the most brutal death. He lost over half his body to stomach acids, and it was slightly difficult, even for Aqua, to bring him back.
But he is actually more traumatized by the kobold death, because it was witnessed by the entire vanguard of the capital army, and he's still catching shit from it.
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>She has the ability to steal your heart.
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>>151664943
That is the dumbest question I've ever heard
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>>151665032
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>>151665032
She should steal my semen.
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>>151664734
Stop posting scumzuma.

>>151664577
She's only pretending to be nice, well not pretending maybe, but she has a similar side as Aqua: undead hating, cultist loving, and love being adored.

She only got one volume dedicated to her (sort of, it was more Chris-centric), even Iris got two. We are due for another Eris-centric volume, this time preferably focusing on her divine side.

>>151664896
I don't know about sex, but she's probably able to feel romantic love. I'm not sure if Aqua even know what romance is.
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>>151665225
You can't steal something nobody wants.
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>>151665330
Jesus fucking christ
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>>151665297
>She only got one volume dedicated to her (sort of, it was more Chris-centric), even Iris got two. We are due for another Eris-centric volume, this time preferably focusing on her divine side.
Agreed. Even if Im not the biggest fan of her character, I do like it when they expand on the different characters and their background and driving factors. It gives the world more substance.
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>>151664943
>“Prince, prince, she is an Axis cultist. On top of that, considering her blue hair and the way she’s dressed, she must be an extremely passionate one! Axis cultists are said to be more troublesome than tranquility girls and more tenacious than undead.”

It's like you are asking an Orthodox Jew to cut their hair or asking a Buddhist monk to grow their's.
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>>151665297
Yeah, Eris/Cris does seem to be emotional, so she probably would have a decent graps of romance. Like when she explained how she picked the name Cris, because it was the name of her favorite flower.
But I don't think they (Goddesses) care too much about physical intimacy. Im sure they don't mind it, but it's probably not instinctual as it is with mortals
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>>151665506
>>151665036
>Water is blue.
Please god tell me /a/ isn't this retarded.
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>>151626092
10/10

last great post of the year
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>>151665582
>my middle school science & PE teacher knows better than educated physcists
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>>151665579
She's a virgin that blushed when Kazuma told her that Eroness kissed him.
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>>151665579
Imagine the demihuman kids Kazuma and Aqua could produce though. Wouldn't mind seeing a sequel similar to MT.
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>>151665506
Reminds me of when Megumin makes them all medallions with hair in them
>Aqua reluctantly gave Megumin some of her hair, that she happilly stuffed in her medallion
>"Will this lower my intelligence? Will I attract undeads now? Answer me, damn it"
Kazuma bantz is pretty good at times
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>>151665579
>>151665704
I think the fact that Chris is a "mortal" body Eris is using versus Aqua who is physically pulled to fantasy Australia is affecting how they perceive the world.
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>>151665711
That would actually make for a hilarious sequel/spin-off.
Though considering their near identical personalities, they would have some seriously mean kids.
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>>151664351
Is this the same artist that did the Hotaru one?
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>>151665696
>He doesn't know water is only blue in large quantities.
Let me guess, you learned everything you know from /r/sciencystuff
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>>151665582
> tell me /A/qua isn't this retarded.
I've got news for you, kiddo.
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>>151665727
Fucking kek. Usually it's Aqua with the more clever bantz, and Kazuma just calling her a slut and a bitch.
>"What are you doing in here at this time? Shouldn't you be out playing with your little cult"?
>"Aaah, Kazuma-san who has never been loved by anyone at all, doesn't know what it feels like. Now get out of bed, little hikiiNEET, before I soak you"
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>>151665915
>/a/qua
Do they worship their goddess by acting retarded.
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>>151665836
This desu.

Chris is more like a character Eris plays with her controller. She can enter the world or log out at any time (except during unskippable cutscenes).

Aqua is Aqua. She's a cosmic scale 40 days of flooding stuffed into a 5 foot woman. Being stuffed into such a small package causes brain damage.
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>>151666063
>Do they worship their goddess by acting retarded.
I don't get it
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>>151648226
this was the best part of the anime. they actually portrayed that women with big tits have sag when they are not wearing a bra or armor
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>>151666063
I worship Aqua by jerking off to her at least once a day.
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>>151665873
She's the literal a Goddess of Water, why wouldn't she represent a vast quantity of water?

You are as dumb as an undead.
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>>151666141
>I don't get it.
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>>151665836
>>151666129
Yeah, it does affect them physically at least. Aqua has her god stats and attributes, like being able to see in dark and such, while Cris is still restricted by her mortal avatar.
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>>151666175
I know the Axis cult doctrine encourage this, but this is still disgusting. How degenerate.
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>>151626092
SAVAGE
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It is wrong if i like Megumin?
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