JoJo Thread

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Fuck off DIO

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Gappy makes me happy

Would you let DIO have some of your favorite ice cream?

Valentine selfless man who did nothing wrong.

>>151590068
Only if he asked nicely.

And gave me a stand.

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>>151590022
I ask for the permission to marry your daughter

>>151590052
DELET THIS

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>>151590068
>>151590081
What's stopping him from just stealing it in the frozen time?

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I want an ability/concept like "Purple Haze" where he is pretty powerful/unstable power without being OP/have it be done right. What do you think would be good idea for this?

>>151590148
>Implying DIO isn't a gentleman who'd at least ask first.

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>>151590082

>>151590148
Literally nothing.
I just want a damn stand.

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Can we take a minute to talk about how this guy truly did nothing wrong?

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Is this a Jojo reference?

>>151590179
>DIO
>Not doing whatever he wants whenever he feels like it

>>151590212
>Selling drugs
>Nothing wrong

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Akira is now the main villain of Part 4. Red Hot Chili Pepper is capable of using it's own variations of Sheer Heart Attack and Bites The Dust. as well as Stray Cat.
What changes in Part 4 ? Would you still like it ?

>>151590263
>implying there's anything wrong with drugs

Is Josefumi Joseph's illegitimate son?

これはジョジョの引用ですか？

>>151590212
Why did he get the worst faith out of all the villains?

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>>151590238
Those without manners don't deserve to live.

>>151590212
>tried to kill his daughter who didn't even know who her dad was
>nothing wrong

>>151590294
drugs are bad m'kay

Can we agree that Kars was sexy?

>>151590081

Be careful what you wish for. You'd prob get some bullshit like Superfly or Cheap Trick

>>151590362
yes

>>151590333
>wanting to keep a liability around

>>151590335
Says you

>>151590383
Ah, good point.
That said there's also a chance i'd get something cool like RHCP or The hand.
I'd be fine with something basic, but just having an extra pair of limbs would be nice.

>>151589930
>Dio is the weakest final villain in the series
>Dio is the most shallow
>The Dio related parts (1,3 and 6) are the worst
>Dio continues to exist as a magnet for meme spewing retards
Dio is the worst character in the series.

>>151590411
And me

>>151590507
>>151590327

>>151590507
>Dio continues to exist as a magnet for meme spewing retards

I wish. Normies be talking about bite za dust now

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>>151590327
Dio always seem to care quite a lot about manners now that I remember.
Like properly eating when having dinner, asking to Pucci permission to stay for the day in the church or asking Vanilla Ice to open the door instead of erasing it

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>>151590362
Yes
He needs more art with the hood tho

>>151590507
>weakest final villain in the series
That's Kira. And not a bad thing
>Dio is the most shallow
That's Kars.
>The Dio related parts (1,3 and 6) are the worst
I don't see Part 2 in there.
>Dio continues to exist as a magnet for meme spewing retards
>implying Kira hasn't become the new meme villain

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>>151590649
>Wanting to cover that beautiful hair

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>>151590362

Anyone have the "here's your reciept" gif/webm?

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>>151590619
Most of that is just Dio being ironic and in line with his sense of humor (inapproprietly casual at weird circumstances).

For example, in Part 1, even at his worst Dio still considers himself a gentleman (some of it in an ironic/self-aware manner and some of that’s how Dio likes to view himself). Speaking French to Poco's sister, calling her Mademoiselle, crushing his mutant monsters for "not being polite", pretending to give her a choice. You see that a lot with Dio. He calls a lot of people “friends” who clearly aren’t, and he gives people (like that mother and her baby and later Polnareff) the “respect” of a choice that turns out to have only one outcome, he’s disrespecting them.

Dio is a liar and an insane monster. The worst thing you can do is take most of what he says at face value, a lot of his character has to do with the rift between how he speaks to people and where the real truth is.

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So the entire reason for part 4 happening is because the Duwang gang can't tell the cops about Kira, right?
Because he destroys all evidence with his stand?

So why doesn't Jotaro, a scientist that knows dozens of other stand users, tell like the UN about stands?
Surely they can't just deny the existence of stands if dozens or maybe even hundreds of people come forward with powers.

They couldn't call it a hoax after Josuke destroys a plate of spaghetti in front of the UN and then fixes it right there on the spot.
Jotaro could literally teleport in front of them.

Then there could be like an international stand police whose job it is to deal with evil stand users like Kira.
Imagine if every time a Kira type guy shows up, 20 stand cops appear and beat the shit out of him.

I have no idea why no one in the JoJo universe has ever thought of this despite the ridiculous advantages.
Plus it would mean anyone who gains a stand without understanding what it is or if their stand is dangerous them, they'd have a resource of information that can help them and a network of people with knowledge on the subject and possibly abilities that could help.

Or has Araki just not thought of this

>>151590856
Think X-men
Chances are the government would try to fuck them over

>>151590856
Or maybe you are overly complicating things

>>151590856
It wouldn't be as entertaining.
But damn i'd love to see a series centered around something like that.

>>151590856
>>151590918

part 9 will be stand x men, screenshot this

>>151590856
What could the cops possibly do to Kira? There is no way to prove he did the murders. Rohan even says it was best that he died in an accident since he would never be able to get justice.

>>151590856
I think that Araki wants to write about weird shit happening between weird people, not weird shit happening to normal people. Or normal people happening to weird shit, for that matter.

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>>151590856
>a scientist that knows dozens of other stand users tell like the UN about stands?
Because that takes the story to an X-Men level of thing where the focus becomes real life consequences of multiple people with superpowers living in society, and that would just be detrimental to the flow of the series.
And most Stand users don't want to have their powers openly acknowledged and prefer to keep a secret. Plus, most of them are evil so there's that.

>They couldn't call it a hoax after Josuke destroys a plate of spaghetti in front of the UN and then fixes it right there on the spot.
They could, and likely would. Imagine the uses a government could make of Stand users.
Again, it becomes an X-Men type of thing.

>Then there could be like an international stand police whose job it is to deal with evil stand users like Kira.
I like this idea but for a spin-off.

Honestly, it's not a terrible idea, but it's a best a needless complication of a well established premise, and at worst, an active detriment to what makes the series good in the first place.

>>151590856
>Alternate timeline where stands, vampires, etc. all become well known facts after the showdown with DIO
How does the series of events change?

>>151591020
Doesn't Speedwagon basically cover the job of an international stand police-force anyway? They have people like Jotaro and Polnareff working for them and are clearly used to and equipped to deal with weird stand shit.

>>151590856
Because:
1. Stand powers are completely unpredictable so you'd end up giving people cheap trick tier shit
2. Stand powers are invisible to non-stand users so there is massive abuse of power available
3. You'd be encouraging the start of a stand arms race which could only end with the world being destroyed by Bohemian Rhapsody tier shit
4. Rather than end violence it would open the door to complete chaos as stand users are continuously drawn to each other
It is the worst idea you could possibly have.

>>151590918
I get that, but it's better than relying on high schoolers to sort things out quietly every time a crazy guy with a stand decides he wants to destroy the world.

>>151590922
>>151590935
>>151591006
>>151591020
Hey man, if Jotaro or whoever just said in passing "the general population would never accept stand users, we have to keep it secret" I'd be fine. I understand why it hasn't been done from a writing standpoint because that'd be less interesting, just not an in-universe standpoint.

>>151590990
Yeah I know. But imagine if all they had to do was go to a police station and say "hey, call the stand cops. They'll be able to see the giant pink cat behind him, we'll stage a sting operation."

>>151591052
It's obviously not public knowledge though. Nobody knows what stands are except stand users and their friends. Whatever the Speedwagon Foundation does with stands, it's secretive, and therefore not able to reach everyone it possibly could.

What was Dio's endgame ?

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putting Skull Queen through all the filters on that Dreamscope site, to make the ultimate cat-skeleton abomination

>>151590212
He sold addictive drugs to kids, my man

>>151591149
Stand powa

>>151591185
then what?

wouldn't his life be better if he stuck with his father's plan on just leeching from the joestar family?

>>151591149
Za Warudo Oba Hebun

ONLY RESULTS
ONLY RESULTS REMAIN IN THIS WORLD

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>>151590856
>an international stand police

>>151591052
>we will never get a Jojo that joins SWF and he goes from place to place hunting down vampires and other stand users

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>/a/ has already forgotten about the most powerful character in the Jojo universe

>>151591149
Ruling over everything in a passive-aggressive way
Heaven was just a way to make things easier

>>151591212
That was the plan until he became a vampire then he started to dream big

>>151591059
I'm not saying use arrows to create more stand users. Just create public knowledge of stands so that six year olds who start shooting fire can find out what the hell is going on, and recruit anyone willing to watch out for stand dangers around the world.

An entire universe was destroyed because the only people around to fight Pucci were a bunch of delinquents and a marine biologist.

I'm sure in a realistic scenario, governments would start pumping out new stand users or some shit, but really I don't ask for THAT much realism.
Just a quick line or two explaining why nobody has ever thought of this idea would be fine by me.

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>>151591089
Is it even necessary to provide an in-universe standpoint in the first place when the answer is already obvious from a writing standpoint ?
There's multiple points in the series even when the characters state that they must protect their loved ones and keep them out of their dangerous lives (that's kind of Jotaro and Jolyne's entire relationship).
I mean, imagine if Jotaro went to Shigechi's parents and said "your missing son was killed by a serial killer with superpowers, there's dozens of them in this town so you better watch out, bye".
It's just not necessary to waste time on such a pointless explanation.

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>>151591254
>we'll never get a jojo SJW

>>151591149
His endgame was to be a complete evil badass. Do whatever he wanted and shit.

>>151591262
Mr. President is pretty OP

>>151591283
If the world knew about Stand users, they would be discriminated against and driven to do even more horrible shit. Better leave it to the Speedwagon Foundation.

>>151591262

Who is that?

>>151591284
Because the reason from a writing standpoint is "it would make things too easy." If there's an easy answer available, not addressing it gets annoying.
It's JoJo so I give it a pass, but it's another problem on top of the pile of "Joseph could've used Hermit Purple to find Kira" issues that you just have to let slide because Araki won't stop forgetting.

As a writer it makes sense why he wouldn't do it. It doesn't make sense for the characters not to think of it. It just makes them look stupid to not even think about it once.

>People still think KC is hard to understand
>The wiki exists

>>151591357
Roped Brian the vampire from Part 2

>>151591357
The door guy in BT

>>151591381
Anyone who thinks KC is hard to understand is probably memeing.

>>151591149
Pre-retconning?

No clue. He must have just thought he could walk up to every president of every country and say "I'm a gay vampire, give me your country."

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>>151591391
>Roped Brian
Nigga that's Lassoed Bob.

>>151591417
>He hasn't met face to face with some dipass who has ZERO (0) clue to how KC or Epitaph works

It's pain

>>151591453
*Tied Bart

>>151591381
True patricians are trying to figure out how Gold Experience works.

>>151591381
>There's still lots of people thinking 7 & 8 are a product of the ending of 6
>No one bats an eye at Made in Heaven

>>151591461
Epitaph is crazy easy to understand though.
It's basically future sight, but you can't avoid the outcome.

KC is a little weird to understand but Epitaph is textbook shit.

>>151591506
*Binded Bill

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why didn't DP just end quiet life 1 on this frame? they could've added a quick filler or slightly extend one of the scenes to fit the runtime

Does anyone else really like part 6 but feel overwhelmed by how unpleasantly gory it gets at times

maybe I'm just a pussy

>>151591570
Nice Crunchyroll-tier names. If you could actually read Japanese you'd know his name was Hooked Brett.

>>151591582
There were still 10 seconds left in the episode but they didn't realise that until hours before the episode air, so they had to rush the fuck outta it

>>151590322
I'd argue Valentine has it worse
Some say he's still spinning to this day

>>151591594
>He thinks they're serious

Leave now ya fuckin weebo

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>>151591594
>Hooked Brett
Are you sure you read Jojo? That Entangled fucking Bruce.

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>>151591590
>unpleasantly gory
This is literally in the first few pages of Phantom Blood.

>>151591621
But Johnny stopped the spin
Valentine had a normal death by being shot in the head

>>151589930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYejiyARQwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzvQG66Meec

Listen. You can hear the words right? It's not just in my head.
My friend and I have been arguing about this. YOU CAN HEAR THE WORDS! I HEAR THEM FUCK

>>151591646
I can deal with impalings better than skin being ripped off or grotesquely deformed

>>151590322
>>151590335

>>151591673
In that universe

>>151591677
That's just because of shitty midi converters.

>>151591677
I can sorta hear it in Great Days but my mind is probably just reaching because the OP is so familar to me now

>>151591677
>Importing the song with lyrics
>WOW I CAN HEAR THE WORDS

/autism/ is to your left

>>151591816
but /a/ is the first board listed

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>>151591673
>>151591714
It gets worse, arguably. He was shot in the head with the infinity ratio, so his body and soul were spun out of existence.

He doesn't even get to meet his father in the afterlife.

>>151591677
You can hear the words. Its how shitty midi converters work. It takes the most distinguishable notes from the voices and turns them into a mash of like 10 notes.
If you wanted to really test it you could show it to someone who hasn't heard it.

Is the SBRverse different from the Ireneverse?

Or is Irene just from a different branch of the Joestar family lineage?

>>151591863
Theres no Irene in the SBR family tree

>>151591645
Whatever man. The fight with Strung Barnes is still legendary no matter what name you use.

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>tfw hayato's father just wanted to reshape himself to fix his life and make his wife and child love him

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What should have happened with Part 4's final battle was Jotaro not getting close enough to Kira

Kira is about to use Bites The Dust and decides to insult everyone before doing so, including Josuke and his hair

Then Josuke even with a wood sticking out of his leg manages to run very fast to Kira and punch barrage him to ambulance-kun

>>151591943
>Josuke killing somebody
Nice job fundamentally misunderstanding his character.

>>151591891
Agreed. Part 2 may have been an asspull factory but the Stringed Blake was in it's own fucking realm.

>>151591965
The ambulance still kills Kira nigger it was an accident

>>151589930
Guys, in the acoustic version of Chase, what's the flute/train-whistle sounding instrument that's playing?

https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=i8je8ic0710

>>151592032
it's a whistle

>>151591965
While I agree it's a shitty idea, Josuke gave Angelo and Teru fates far worse than death. Even if it wasn't killing as such I'm pretty sure he had the mindset and drive to kill if he needed to, it was just fortunate it didn't have to happen to Kira.

>>151591969
Could Coiled Benson defeat Dire?

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Killer Queen... what happened to you?

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>>151592082
>Constricted Butch
>defeat Dire
Let's not get fucking ahead of ourselves anon.

>>151592044
Yeah, but...

What KIND of whistle?

>>151591863
different universe

What if Jonathon got a Stand?

>>151592242
It's literally just Hermito Purpuru

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>>151592150
>implying Desperate would last a second against Twined Bernard

>>151592161
>>151592032
Come to think of it it could just be a bunch of flutes at the same time

>>151592242
i'd be hermit purple.

>>151592242
Better Hermit Purple
and if Jonathan got his stand while being young and kept training in both hamon and in his stand it would have probably be something like Ball Breaker,Tusk act 4

>>151591677
I hear words.

>>151592276
You have to consider that Depressed's ultimate attack is virtually unbeatable and Corded Beethoven would have no chances against it

>>151592251
>>151592298
>>151592317
it feels like I'm missing something here

>>151592242
It'd be The World

https://youtu.be/GjJh1xyNtp8

>>151592343
DIO creates a hermit Purple-like stand to spy on the Joestars, and Araki said in an interview he envisioned hamon in general taking the form of stands like hermit Purple.

>>151592373
It'd be the Passion, original version of the World's concept. Jonathan gets access to stand powers of everyone in his bloodline.

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>>151589930
Why is she so perfect?

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Just watched all of Jojo starting from November, was a week late for this finale. I'm so sad and I don't know what to do with my life.

When's the part 5 anime adaption coming? If I read the manga, should I start from part 1 or just continue on to part 5?

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>>151592373
>This meme
>Even after Alternate Diego, who has DIO's personality, has The World

>>151592343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3pTYWwyII

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>>151592343
This shit was retconned to be Jonathans stand

>>151592373
no.

>>151592343
Early in part 3, DIO visibly and obviously uses Hermit Purple to get a picture of the crew on a plane to Egypt. This is because Araki originally intended for The World to be every stand in part 3 combined, that being why he's referred to as things like "the master of all stands."

Araki changed this later and made him stop time, but this was after the scene showing DIO using Hermit Purple had already been printed, so it's since been retconned to be Jonathan's stand since DIO took Jonathan's body. He just never uses it again.

>>151592431
Because the smart and handsome Joshuu touched her

>>151592437
Just start from 5
batoto has 80% of it with good translations
now leave cuz spoilers and shit

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>>151592437
>All of jojo

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>>151592455
what did he mean by this

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>>151592466
Righto, thanks.

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This is the first Friday in 9 months we haven't had a new JoJo episode.

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Rate my taste /jojo/

>>151592545
I can't help but feel bad for this guy.

>>151592624
>Shigechi above DIO
>Joseph above Mista
It's fucking shit and you should kill yourself you stupid animeonly

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>>151592600
We need to make up an excuse to keep this shit running until 5 starts airing

>>151592624
You guys think Araki will do another one of these for the 30th anniversary?

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>>151592724
>Faggots suddenly forgetting Jojolion is still a thing

>>151592452
>he just never uses it again
He's never seen using it on screen again but this Hermit Purple is why DIO always knows where to send his minions to attack the Crusaders, which means he used it all the time
>even DIO knows how to use Hermit Purple better than Joseph

>>151592724
Who needs an excuse? The mod who was killing generals got fired.

Name a stand that can beat GER.

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>>151592817

>>151592850
Golden Experience Requiem

>>151592850
Heavens door.

>>151592850
>>151592872
>Not Golden Wind Requiem

>>151591943
I was kinda disappointed that Kira never made fun of Josuke's hair, only for Josuke to not react. It'd be kind of a cool way to show that he had matured during the hunt for Kira. Or they could go the other route and imply that he was even more furious now than when Rohan made fun of his hair.

I want to FUCK Stone Free

>>151592850
Star Platinum: The World Over Heaven

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>>151592850
BOY II MAN could steal it from Giorno before he knew what was going on.

>this character old has 10/10 fights

Who am I talking about?

>>151592850
Whitesnake

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>>151592850

>>151593023
Emporio

>>151592850
Whitesnake/MIH

C-moon had literally no purpose but as a filler for MIH

>>151592850

Superfly

>>151593004
>>151593067
I'm not sure if this stand is strong or weak.
Does the condition ruin it or what?

>>151592624
>all those Part 5 characters

Good taste.

>>151592953
Pretty disappointed that they just dropped the hair shit entirely.

>Can't mention JoJo fucking anywhere with out getting REFERENCE'd

When will this meme die? Why does everyone seem to hate JoJo now?

>>151593381
is this a Jojo reference?

>>151593398
STOP

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i hope the part 5 opening is similar to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UT-mwehbe0
and that the anime's ost is similar to the part 5 ps2 game

>>151593408
>STOP
Haha, you got that from Jojo right?

>>151593368
The hair gag hit its peak with Rohan

>>151593368
I think it the gag was completed in the Rohan arc where Josuke was maximum anger and there was the flashback. Any more would've gotten stale. Would've liked Kira to say something about it though.

>>151593414
Part 4 kinda had a 90s aesthetic and feel with its OPs so I guess 5 should go with a 2000s one

>>151593381
>everyone seem to hate JoJo now?

HATE? JUST LIKE HOW EVERYONE HATES PART 4? HahahahahahhAhahahh Nice reference bro

What if Gio and Jolyne got married and had a kid?

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>>151593381
>when they call you a jojobrony

>>151593381
>No "IS DIS A JOJO REFERENCE" autism in the thread
>Perfectly baits himself to get spammed with that phrase

You played yourself

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>>151593381
Never. Anime onlys and facebook meme pages basically pushed the series into mainstream just enough for people to recognize it but not ever watch it because they are annoyed by the dio memers.

>>151593534
>tfw this might actually have a semblance of truth considering there are 24/7 Jojo threads on /mlp/

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>>151593544
I dont think its just because of dio memes I think its everything
dio, joseph, duwang,kira and people trying their hardest to find the smallest ressemblance to something jojo related so they can go "Dis a jojo reference xd"
We are pretty much at Undertale/ Steven Universe tier of terrible
atleast we dont do death threats

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i wish the highway star motorcycle chase had been better. it was still great, but it paled in comparison to the manga. it didn't even need great animation, just a faster pace and a unique song (maybe something initial d-esque?) would've made it godlike and not feel like "just another stand fight".

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>>151593544
>those YouTube channels that ONLY contain Jojo related discussion, reaction videos, memes and "analysis".

>>151593381
jojofags are literally the new gen of narutards

>>151593618
>it's actually true
What the fuck went wrong?

>>151593702
I wish I could get these fuckers off my recommendations

>>151593381
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive posing faggotry and "FABULOUS". The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the abilities, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole stand faggotry and everything about the Jojo world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on poses, and overall flamboyancy of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Jojo is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Jojo threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>151593732
There's also 24/7 threads on /co/ if that's any condolence. It's also one of Reddit's favourite anime.

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>>151593702
>it's another jojo meme channel with over 2,000 subscribers and a patreon for literally only bad jojo memes

If you could go back in time and keep JoJo from being memed to oblivion, but the anime would never have been made, would you do it?

>>151593534
jojobrony thing is so forced it hurts.

>>151593834
With the revelation that /mlp/ has jojo generals, it doesn't seem so forced now. This is why I can't have nice things.

where's the pastebin

>>151592242
A version of Tusk that works with Ripple

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>>151593801
i'd keep jojo from being memed and bring the anime with me from the future, remove david's name from it, make some other small changes, then post it all online and claim it as my own.

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>>151593801
We've reached the point of not caring anymore
just let us free from this nightmare

>>151590294
>literally thasands of people died this last year from cunt-bags cutting an opiate with coke
You tell me.

>>151593738
>watch a few Jojo openings
>see Jojo meme channels in my recommended for the next 7 months

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>>151593922

you guys wanna see the joestar birthmark on my dick

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>>151593909
I just checked and holy shit im upset

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>>151590052
>>151590052
This is one of the saddest things I've seen all day. Probably the 3rd most behind my nightmare and One Piece.

>>151593630
Naranciafag gives me death-threats every time I post vore pictures of him

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>>151593909
What the hell.. are they doing their own "/co/ /co/s bizarre adventure" with My little pony?

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>>151594152
>>151594032

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN THEEERE?

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>>151594192
Is this some kind of punishment or something?
what did we do to deserve this?

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jojo is dead, it's time for us to move on to a different anime.

>>151594152
This is meme hell.

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>>151594267
I guess I'll go back to Berserk and Gundam
but the shitposting aint as good as jojos

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>It takes a little while for you to explain things to Bon Bon (her prefered name, as it turns out) but she quickly catches on.
>”But how would I even know what the name of my stand is?”
“It’s hard to describe. You just sort of...know.”
>Bon Bon nods, and looks down at her hooves before closing her eyes and calming her breathing.
>”｢THIS AIN'T A SCENE｣.”
>Though it’s subtle, you definitely notice the shimmering around her limbs, at times becoming so visible you can see sparks dancing along the surface of her fur.
>”Wow.”
“Yea.”
>”So what about him?”
>Both your gazes are drawn by Anonymous towards the still unconscious gryphon, and Bon Bon shrugs.
>”I don’t know. I’ve never seen him before.”
>Anon shrugs, and goes to pick him up only to stop, straining as he struggles to budge Giovi.
“What’s wrong?”
>”I...I don’t know. He won’t move.”
>Anon strains even more, only to lose his footing and fall flat on his ass.
>”What the hell.”
>Anon’s confused tone draws you in closer, and as you approach you see that Giovi is actually rooted to the ground by, well, roots.
>Before your eyes, you watch as the roots grow longer and more constricting as the gryphon’s features seem to draw more gaunt and aged.
“That’s not good.”

<=To=Be=Continued==
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>151594405
>Bringing shit here
Let them splash around in their toilet and stay out of it, it's what a containment-board is for.

>>151594405
delete this

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>>151594405
DELET

So, does anyone else see those black lines in Diamond is unbreakable or am I just seeing things?

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>>151594447
It was doing it's job well as containment until these idiots got curious. I had no idea this shit even existed.

>>151594507
is Araki going to explain why Josefumi has the Joestar birthmark?

>>151594531
what do you mean?

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>waking up to my Morioh-cho Radio alarm but its way too loud and almost kills me

>>151594543
Maybe

>>151594531
You mean those wierd grainy effects?

>>151594541
>you now realize those ponyshitters browse /a/ and are probably in this thread right now

>>151594609
I honestly doubt it. To get invested in AU shit requires an impressive level of distance and disrespect for the source-material, for once it's a good thing that people in here are as autistic about accuracy and so on.

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Fuck part 5. I wanna see this shit animated.

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>>151594649
Fuck part 8. I wanna see this man animated.

>>151594641
>autistic about jojo enough to make pony jojo shit
>wouldn't be in /a/ jojo threads
Ignorance is bliss I guess.

>>151594649
NEVER
_V
_E
_R

>>151594641
The fact that someone knew about the /mlp/ threads means one of us has actually been there for longer than 30 seconds.

>>151594682
There's different kinds of autism, you know? There's the Sonichu-esque 'I'll take what I want and shit on the rest' and then there's the 'Now you see, DIO isn't bisexual because that line where Araki said he was was taken really out of context and I've written up a diagram to prove my point'. We seem more like the latter than the former.

>>151594682
I'm pretty sure they bearly even watch it
they saw a couple of memes and some pics from manga and the anime just to do an asthetic

>>151594725
I duck into /vg/ every now and then to see if the Undertale general is still there (it probably is) so here's hoping that the whistle-blower was just curious.

>>151590507
http://alovelyburn.tumblr.com/post/53883744812/meta-deconstructing-dio-jjba

>>151594765
>Finally, expect a fair amount of discussion of homoerotic subtext - as is appropriate for a canonically pansexual vampire
He's bisexual not faggot tumblrsexual

>>151590212
What are you talking about, Annasui literally dismantled people, why do you think he was in jail?

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Name a non-JoJo that could beat DIO in a 1v1

I say Koichi with act 2

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>>151594839
He didn't dismantle shit and the worst that happened to him was that he was fired, you faggot cuck
Read the manga

>>151594880
Arabia Fats

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>>151594880
Bullwhip Benny

>>151594892
the joke is that Diavolo and Annasui look the same you fucking autist

>>151594967
He was continuing the joke by saying he looked like Abbaccio.

>>151594797
Just read past that

>>151595017
>>151594967
You think this is a fucking game?

>>151595049
Abbaccio was DLC for asb soo....

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I just started watching Phantom Blood, having no experience with the series beforehand. Does the series ramp up? At the moment it really feels like an anime version of He-Man.

>>151595096
Yeah, it gets much more like the really out-there strangely-dressed men posing while fighting using their ghosts stuff you've probably seen.

Keep watching till the end of the second season I'd say, if you don't like it by then you probably won't like the rest but most people agree it gets consistently better as it goes on.

>>151595083
no, fugo was dlc for asb. abbaccio wasn't playable at all.
>>151595096
phantom blood was written when araki was just starting out. it gets better.

>>151595145
he came in after fugo, remember?

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>>151590052

>>151595138
>>151595145
Okay I'll stick with it. I can see potential but at the moment it is pretty hard to binge watch.

I want to have consensual sex with jolyne

>>151595168
oh yeah, i forgot. there was a glitch in the game that listed him under part 6 characters so i sorta forgot he was playable.

>>151595231
>he doesn't want Jolyne to force herself on him

Probably the gayest post I've ever seen in a JoJo thread

>>151595261

well I mean, I wouldnt decline

but I wouldnt force myself on her

Id force it in her

>>151595234
I think he was supposed to be switched with Anusuai's position, he was in part 5's characters for some reason

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Can someone shine some light onto this image

Season 1 > Part 7 > Part 4 > Part 6 = Part 3 > Part 5

so, is there a stand that can beat star platinum in a fist fight? just raw power, no special abilities

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>>151595410
kira's co-worker

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How would you describe the art style for Part 4's anime?

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>>151595444

>>151595468
nose

>>151595372
I get it

>>151595410
Crazy Diamond was shown to be faster than Star Platinum. Jotaro would've gotten his nose broken if he couldn't stop time.

Why does Joseph call smokey a nigger whenever he starts running?

>>151595468
round

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>>151595468
a slightly less detailed version of the manga art style. you'll notice in most scenes the upper lips of the characters aren't shaded, but the upper lips are almost always shaded in the manga.

>>151589930
Yes, please pound me hard DIO sama.

>>151595508
It was a different time, anon.

Post yfw you realize Jonathan was probably a racist

>>151595444
>>151595488
what happened with the (you)s?

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>>151595468
moe

>>151595508
when did Joseph ever call smokey a nigger?

>>151592862
>Hermit Purple is a Hamon-oriented stand
>DIO uses it better than Joseph despite being a vampire

>>151595590
who wouldnt?

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>>151589930

>>151595602
He's cheating using Jonathan's body.

>>151595590
he's referring to when joseph says NIGERUNDAYO SMOOOOKEEYYYY

>>151595602
>johnathan's body

>>151595602
DIO is Jonathan too tho

Jorge Joestar or Eyes of Heaven?

>>151595468
Excellent. It's the animation that isn't on par with this. It's still very good though.

>>151595590
NIGGER, RUN DERE YO, SMOKEY

>>151595649
Jorge Joestar

>>151595649
Jorge Joestar since it's absolutely absurd and doesn't resort to Jotaro shilling.

It does resort to Dio shilling, but explicitly part 1 Dio and with some ridiculous shit to go with it.

>>151595649
EOH easily
>Some fun and charming character-interactions
>Shitloads of fanservice, some of which is actually enjoyable
>Looks pretty great overall
>Some amazing voice-acting
>Wanks part 3 too much but doesn't actively shit on or retcon other parts like Jorge Joestar did to 6 and 3

>>151595697
jotaro fucking died, he deserves a little something

>>151595590
https://youtu.be/fXXIjF5QrW8?t=52s

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what is the most autistic jojo related thing you've ever done? mine is probably when i traced a photo of my friend and made him killer queen.

>>151595887
I'll strike a Jojo pose when no one's looking.

Also, LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

>>151595887
striking poses with friends at uni

>>151595887
I did an elaborate photoshop of a group shot of me and my friends where I made all of us into characters from part 3, including putting each stand in the correct position of the picture. It took hours.

I did this again for part 4 recently.

Both have been my Normiebook cover photo.

>>151595887
Part 4 made the mistake of stretching itself to introduce side characters, slightly developing and then only reusing them once at a max. It felt like it was supposed to be a longer running manga and yet ended quickly, with Kiras identity being discovered through a vague photo very quickly.

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>>151595962
>that last one
You win

>>151595975
...Wrong post, Anon?

>>151595994
Yes

>>151595887

I used to be "that" guy who talked autistically about his series that no one cares about but I became self aware when the anime came out and people started acting the same way as me.

>>151595991
To be fair, they're all either into or at least aware of JoJo.

>>151590333
In fairness, she was very annoying.

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What is this face trying to convey

>>151596070
>wow I peeped on my own mum fucking nice

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>>151590856
>20 stand cops

>>151590447
What if you masturbate and accidentally scrape your dick off

>>151590212
and why his design is so shit like the rest of part 5 characters

>>151596117
go on a wild rampage scraping everything i can before i die of blood loss so that when the police come investigate they just find a strange scene full of holes and cuts and deep-ass bores in the earth and trees toppled and shit with a dickless, bloody fat man in the center

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>>151595567

>>151595887
Masturbated to self-insert vore porn of Heaven Ascension DIO

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>>151596143
>shit design
>part 5
m8

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Hi, everyone! Comparison anon here. Sorry, no comparison today, as I'm still on vacation away from home! Instead, I wanted to ask for your opinion on something.
I was thinking of setting up a donation button on my blog - non-intrusive, 100% not mandatory, and you can choose the amount freely, of course.
I'd talk a little bit about it on my next comparison (DiU #16) and then never again, because I don't want to shill it more than strictly necessary.
I also want to mention that I have another source of income, so nobody should feel forced to donate if they don't want to or if they think that I'll stop doing what I do if I don't receive money. I'd keep going even if nobody donated one single penny! So no worries on that front.
Opinions on that? Should I do it? Am I a filthy beggar for considering such an option? Let me know.

Cheers!

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>>151595567

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>>151596206
Tell me what the fuck is his guy

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>>151596143
>shit design

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Left or Right

>>151596238
rock human,

>>151596224
>Comparison anon here
who?

>>151596224
Depnds, how much does it cost to maintain the website?

>>151596263
I do BD/TV comparisons on https://jojocomparisons.github.io/ ! Sorry for not specifying.

>>151596257
left

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>>151596224
I suppose it doesn't hurt. People get donations for doing far less.

>>151596283
Zero! That's why I'm torn. I spend a couple of days on each episode, but the hosting itself doesn't cost anything!

>>151596263
show some goddamn respect newfag

>>151596326
As long as it isn't in the way / not shoving it in the viewers face and if it's just off to the side then yeah sure.

There's worse things people ask donations for

>>151595567
I dunno, I'd be surprised. I mean, Erina was clearly very equality-oriented considering how she treated Smokey. And Araki himself said that Jonathan was meant to represent the goodness in humanity, why would he make Jonathan racist?

Hell, even fucking DIO wasn't racist. When he saw a delicious chocolate shota priest he flirted with him, and hired a bunch of arabs and so on.

>>151596427
Not treating other races with outright disrespect =/= not being a racist.

It's like how your grandpa doesn't have to call anybody a nigger to their face to be a racist. It's just a general air of superiority that comes with older generations because that's how they were raised.

A rich dude like Jonathan living in 19th century England would, realistically, be a little racist, albeit raised with enough class not to be a dick about it.

Does anyone else really like the eeire music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssxo1pqbjtc

This one in particular it gives me goosebumps. Is this the same one they reused for the Part 4 anime? I think its got use further on in the series

>>151596515
Eh, while he'd have some excuses for being racist due to the wildly different time-period he lived in I'd be very surprised. Keep in mind that Jonathn doesn't seem to be classist, which often goes hand-in-hand with racism.

And while they aren't canon, his interactions with his mixed-race descendants in EOH and ASB are pretty amiable. I think at one point he asks if Josuke is an 'oriental' but that seems less racist and more just old-timey ignorance.

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>>151596369
Absolutely! I was thinking of placing it in the side bar, whose contents are moved to the very bottom of the page when it is closed (and it is by default in when you view a comparison).
So it'd be either on the side, or at the very bottom of a page, even after all the comments and all that.
Does that sound good?

>Husband of the woman from P6 whose baby died was black
>Left his wife before she gave birth
ayo hol up

>>151596665
So the detective snooped and found that Weather's father was absent but black, I guess?

Also, another thing I just thought of re: that, would that have implied that Weather was possibly sorta-black? I mean, the dead baby she swapped with him was mixed (like Pucci probably is) but they didn't question it being theirs.

>>151596724
The KKK said Weather looked zeitai parcanento white.

>>151593779
THIS IS THE BIRTH OF THE ULTIMATE BAIT

>>151596748
It's a years-old copypasta originally about Naruto

>>151596748
its old as shit pasta guy

>>151593730
At least stands didn't turn into fucking Kaijus, I guess

>>151593801
>No DAME DAME DAME DAME
>Part 5 never gets a good translation or doesn't even start until 2060 due to lack of popularity
>No way to back it in my country except buying the games
...It's a hard decision, anon

>>151596660
I think its good.

>>151593801
No. Memes and bullshit are part of literally anything that becomes popular. David loves JoJo and their adaption has made tons of people happy and it'd be cruel and petty to erase all of that just because the memes are annoying.

There'd also be way less fanart and discussion.

>>151594641
>To get invested in AU shit requires an impressive level of distance and disrespect for the source-material,
If you say so, anon