Which one /a/?

Bee best monogatari overall

We have this thread almost every single day.

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>>151586147
and?

>>151586012
bee, id chug the sweat from her sneakers

Both

>>151586012
Bee, i want to lick her sweaty armpits

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Monkey

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>>151586012
Bird is the word.

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BEE

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>>151586012
both

long hair bee
else long hair bird
else bee

Karen with hair.

>>151586334
This desu

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How is this a question?

Bird get no screentime.

bee

BEE

bird

BIRD

>>151586012

I am not a fan of either of them that much really but if I had to pick it would prob be birb.

>>151586012
Both

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The blood related one

>>151586012
I want the whole package.

the one taller than me

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Bird!

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I prefer bird, but if I could pick any gatarigirl it wouldn't be either of them.

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Bee

>>151586334
what's it like pumping that ass full of cum?

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>>151586672
It's a shame she only gets like one scene per hairstyle

Then again, she'd completly steal the show if she appeared more often seeing how best she is

>ywn have hot wild sex with bee and then relax on Bird's lap-pillow

suffering

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>>151586012
Bee of course. She's a cute tomboy and she's blood related. Bird really can't compare.

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>>151586012
Right. Phoenix is the superior imouto.

>>151586427
If only.

>>151586430
The only correct option

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>>151586012
I choose bee

>>151586012
>beefags

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>>151591810
I want to grope Bee's sweaty ass.

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The one who wears argyle thigh highs.

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Bird's my wife for all my life

>>151592171
You're a cuck. She's getting fucked every day by her boyfriend.

>>151592247
I'd push her eggs out of her nest, if you know what I mean.

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Bird's shower scene is honestly the only scene in anime that I've ever directly fapped to. Everything else is through fanart or doujins.

>>151592338
And how was that fap?

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>>151592893
Obviously one of the best I've ever had.

Bird isn't even a person

>>151593163
She's not human, but she's a person.

>>151591982
An all-to-rare outside scene for her?

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I have to go with bee.

Bird is a strong contender though

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Why onii-chan is stripping me?

>>151592338
Im proud of you

>>151593502
Because he's about to pound your sweet imouto ass pussy.

>>151593563
>you will never pound skeehee's sweet imouto ass pussy

Bird but only with her Nise hair.

>>151586147
What threads don't repeat on this board?
I've said it before but /a/ really is same shit, new season: the imageboard.

Are there any doujins or smutfics with BirdsNBees yuri?

>>151593848
>incest AND yuri
That's forbidden

>>151594007
no one has to know anon

how tall is karen again?

>>151593848
>doujins or smutfics
One of these is NOT like the other

>>151594066
almost 6 feet

>>151586012
Neither

bee

>>151586012
Is bat available?

>>151586012
Right is best trap.
>that switch between short and long hair in op
>called a monster at birth
>parents don't know
>probably had it cut off by accident

If Bird doesn't understand how normal people recover from injury and she reflexively overlooks upsetting things, is her boyfriend half scar tissue by now?

>>151586012
right

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>>151586012
You can't make me choose just one.
I love eggs.

>>151593848
Takei Ooki does the best birdsnbees doujin's

TSU

KI

HI

>>151599055
>her boyfriend

>>151591982
Is this from Koyomi?

>>151586427
BEERD

>>151586012
Honestly this is one of the hardest question that has ever been asked to me. I wanted to choose one before but I couldn't. I couldn't give up on either of them.

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>bird
>best

Uh, how about now.

See this face here? That's birb's face. And guess what, every morning (and I mean every fucking morning), this is the face that wakes you up. She sneaks into your room when you've gone to sleep, then checks the alarms you've set for the next day. Then, she comes into your room the next morning about 5 minutes before your first alarm of the day. Then she just puts her face like 2 inches from yours and just starts breathing heavy on your face. So of course you wake up and this is the first goddamn thing you see every fucking day. Do you really want to live with that for the rest of your life? Really? Look at her face and just imagine her breathing hot morning breath into your nose, right when you're trying to wake up for the morning. Imagine how annoying that would be, if you just tilt your head back a tiny bit you lips would bump into her lips, can you imagine? I can't imagine a worse fate.

>>151604063

That's awful. Like how hot is her breath? Look at how her mouth is open too. I bet her saliva would drip down out of those bird lips of hers. You'd have to taste your little sister's early morning saliva! Not only that, but I bet bird moves around a lot at night in those pajamas of hers a builds up a lot of sweat. That sweat probably gets infused into the fabric and emanates wildly in the morning. I bet bird also doesn't wear any underwear because she's used to wearing those kimonos all the time. And how exactly would she be on top of you this way every morning. I bet she has to mount that stupid bird body of hers with her two knees spread over of your legs. And her stupid bird cunny, probably with no underwear, would rub all over your leg every morning when she lowers her hips. What a terrible morning.

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>>151604525

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>>151604525
go on...

>>151604525
Exactly, finally someone who gets it. So you've got birb straddling you every goddamn morning, so close you can feel the heat coming off of her little body, and you just have to think to yourself, "is this worth it"? The worst part of all of that is she just won't get up. She locks herself in place and traps you underneath her every single day. So in the end you have to wrap your arms around her waist (and let me point out, her kimono is always open in the morning, you can't figure out why, she must fidget in her sleep or something) and then sit up. When you do that, she tends to wrap her legs around your waist, which is just so annoying. So now you're sitting up in bed, arms wrapped around this little annoying girl, and she's got you in a leg lock around your waist. Just how is a man supposed to wake up in a situation like that? Often times are this point she begins to run her fingers through your hair, which has the added downside of drawing your face in closer to hers (I should add she continues looking at you through all of this). Really, why anyone would pick bird is just beyond me.

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bee, always the bee

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>>151600941
Yes

>>151591982
>>151607399
I never bothered with Kiyomi, guess i should pick it up.

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>>151604063
>>151604525
>>151605869
This all sounds awful. What a rough life at home, Ararararagi has.

>>151604063
>>151604525
>>151605869
Sounds wonderful.

>>151605869
>>151605869
Oh, and it gets even better (can you feel the sarcasm here?)! Now that she's got you leg locked in this sitting position, you're going to want to get up and shake her off. Well, she's thought of that too. Now, there are two ways she has developed of dealing with this, as I will explain below:

The first method she has of preventing you from shaking you off is to prevent you from getting up. While you're sitting up and she will tighten her legs around your waist, and then wrap her arms around your chest, squeezing her face into your chest. Then, she will lean back and pull your upper body down on top of her. Now you're effectively trapped, with her sweaty body pressed firmly into your torso. It's a tricky situation, since it's very difficult to get up from, and she knows that. Often times she will loosen her arm grip around you and continue staring at you, though now you will be looking down into her eyes as opposed to her looking down at you.

The second is a technique she developed after you learned to counter the first. If you can jump up out of bed before she pulls you off, that first method won't work. Instead, she tightens her leg grip around your waist and throws her arms around your chest, and holds tight. You can get up, and she's not particularly heavy, but at this point she is locked on to you and won't let go. So from here you have to go about your typical morning routine with this little bird attached snugly to you. It sounds bad enough, but in reality it's far more annoying.

Both.

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>>151586334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
Preach, brother!
Bee is also good, though

I used to like Karen but I realized that the version of her I liked best will never come back

>Nise
>wearing smaller sister's clothes
>bare midriff
>long hair and pony
>getting teeth brushed
>those sexual moans and begging for more

;_;

>>151611356
She hardly appears after that anyway.

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Give me tall, stronk imouto any day
Karen is walking fetish fuel

>>151586012
Bird.

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A good fake can be better than the real thing

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Burd.

>>151607684
Even though the gif you posted has Hachikuji's hairstyle in it, you should know that you added to extra "ra"'s there. His name is Araragi.

>>151586012
The one who is 180cm

bee is the poor man's monkey

>>151611824
Ah, sorry I must've misspoke. It was an accident I assure you.

>>151613357
Monkey is more feminine than Bee though.

>>151586147
BTW what happened to the guy posting the girl with the white fish everyday? Is he dead?

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Karen best imouto.

>>151613779
But she is lesbian

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Bird is the qtest

>>151586012
BEE IS BEEST

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Yooooooo

>>151616176
>reading translations

Bee
>>151586274
I want to lick her feet and armpits

I'd bang the bee.

Tsukihi

Tsukihi has the best OP

>>151616176
>tfw didn't buy it cause i thought my gf was gonna gift it to me on xmas
>she didn't
>haven't been to the bookstore since

fug

>>151617229
It was supposed to come out Jan 2nd. Was not expecting it for another few days

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Karen is made for rough non-stop incestuous sex.

>>151617422
Tsukihi would make a better wife

Someone post the Tsukihi HET pic

>>151586012
Karen seems lower maintenance, but I prefer Tsukihi's appearance.

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>>151617462
and Karen would make the better sister to cheat on with

>>151617541
Karen is mistress material

Tsukihi is wife material

>>151586012
2 > 1

Skeehee's a psychotic bitch, no thanks

>>151617653
?

>>151616460
It sucks because I want to be able to read the story as an actual book, but at the same time I know that buying domestic versions don't really directly support the author/artist.

Its the issue I have with buying manga. Although I buy domestic versions, it still hurts.

>>151617653
Uh, yeah, it's great.

>>151617541
>cheating on birb
Bold.

>>151617892
Dont worry about the memes. Buying the translations is better than nothing

Bee is for tender fucking.
Bird is for rough loving.

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is this the "walk me home gently" equivalent ?

>>151586012

I pick Khaki. He's obviously the best girl, and he has the best theme.

>>151618375
haha us enlightened kaikibros, right, reddit?
kikey is best girl! haha!

>>151618375
fuck off reddit fag

>>151592338
gifs of the scene?

Why do we have to choose?

>>151618787
knowing this series it's probably a still

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>>151618787

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>>151618867
Bird is the sexiest

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>>151592338
>Fapping to softcore non-porn
Jesus dude how sensitive are you? Or are you like 15

>>151618936
>You will never be Araragi

>>151586012
Short hair every single time in all cases.

>>151618977

>he doesn't fap to increasingly weird shit and then come full circle to enjoy some super vanilla and/or softcore ecchi

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>>151618936

I want to wash a bird and brush her hair!

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>>151619056
Short hair bird is pretty great, I agree!

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>onii-chan

>>151616176
Looking forward to seeing people read Nadeko Snake, they cut out so much Kanbaru banter in the anime version.

>>151617653
She has an off switch. You just have to calmly, sincerely tell her to cut her bullshit.

>>151617229
>expecting 3DPD to gift you a book full of best girls
I don't know what you were expecting, senpai.

>>151619059
Yea, no.

>>151619315
Why are you even here?

>>151618056
Uh, uhm... nah, no... um, it's not.
Don't type like a faggot

>>151618977
>not having a sense of imagination
I bet you don't even self-insert.

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everytime I look at Karen I thank the heavens for giving me an unattractive sister
the things I would do to her if she was attractive, oh god

>>151618936
Is this the most sexual stuff he has done with a girl other than crab? He has seen Kanbaru and Shinobu naked plenty of times, but I don't recall him ever actually touching tits and tenderly caressing their bodies.

His erection most have been hard enough to pierce the heavens.

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>>151619056
>Short hair every single time in all cases.

You can't do this with short hair

short hair trash as fuck

>>151619585
On-screen, yeah.

There are a bunch of offscreen implications in other scenes though, like what Kanbaru does at the end of that scene in Nise, or what Koyomi & Karen do at the end of the toothbrush scene. Hell Koyomi & Hachikuji pretty much take turns raping each other and it's just portrayed in a slapstick manner.

>>151619585
Well, Kanbaru assaulted him that one time >>151607684
but otherwise his relationship with his sisters, especially with Karen were the most sexual interactions, I believe.

He obviously got very horny when brushing Karen's teeth and he almost went in for another kiss on Tsukihi while bathing together

He did kiss Snail, Doll and Bat, but these were mostly innocent one could argue.

>the two single characters that ruined the franchise

Bake was good
Kizu was good
Nise was epitome of trash with kaiki being only worthwhile character

just delete these characters

>>151619615
Ichika had a serious hair fetish

>>151619857

>hating Karen
>liking "lolnvm" Kaiki

>>151619857
Kaiki isn't that good outside of his VA (which is a series standard) and in Nise in particular he's pretty much just a moustache twirling two-dimensional villain.

>>151619972
they're just sluts who lie about having a bf

they literally do not need to exist and nothing would change

>>151619742
>like what Kanbaru does at the end of that scene in Nise
Is that were she gives him a hanjob? Is it explained in detail on the novels? Or can we assume that that doujin is canon ?

I need to know how much action Araragi has gotten.

>>151619742
We know that he wakes up to randomly find Tsukihi clinging to him sometimes too.

>>151620189
I think he got about as much action with Kanbaru in Nise as he does in Owari 3 with Kiss-Shot.

>>151620067
>sluts
>pure

And the series would change very much without them

>Koyomi never meets Hachikuji because he never got into a fight with the Fire Sisters thus basically ending the world
>Koyomi never meets Nadeko
>Thus Koyomi never saves her and Kaiki still is selling charms to middle schoolers
>He never matures because he sees himself in his sisters
>He never has to face Kagenui, Yotsugi and Teori

>>151620189
That piggyback Koyomi gives her in Owari is the closest Kanbaru's ever going to get. Sisters and ghost lolis are fine but cute kouhais are a no-go for Araragi.

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>>151586012
both, its a harem

>>151620676
I thought bird would have loved to be kissed by her ragi

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Why did she think he was going to stick it up her butt?

>>151620379
That's a crime. Kanbaru is easily the sexiest girl and the one with the largest sexual compatibility with Araragi.

I believe she'd also be crab's first choice for a threesome.

>>151620815
Crab should choose math for an incredible hatesex threesome

>>151620766
Freudian slip

>>151586012
Karen hands down.

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>>151620766
Butt stuff with Bee

>>151620766

That's what she does with her boyfriend, and he owns her ass pussy, not Rararagi-san.

>>151620815
>I believe she'd also be crab's first choice for a threesome.
Both Crab and Cat feel uneasy about Koyomi hanging out with her so much due to how flirty/lewd she is (even though he's one of the girls Koyomi himself never attempts to pursue and all of the fanservice-y stuff is initiated by her) so maybe not.

>>151619808
>He obviously got very horny when brushing Karen's teeth
I disagree. I don't think he himself got horny when brushing her teeth, because he was doing it to tease or make her uncomfortable. I really, honestly think he thought it was a joke at first, and I think Karen got a bit turned on, just because the feeling and situation was a bit weird for her.

You guys really overblow the incest scenes, thinking that Araragi actually wants to fuck or molest his sisters. In reality I don't think he has any desire to do anything sexual with them at all. He's lived with them his whole life and never did anything, and now that he has an actual gf why would he bother with his sisters? Besides, his parents are both cops, it's way too fucking risky for him to do anything like that with his sisters. If they tell on him, Araragi will probably be kicked out of the house, have his car and money taken away, and no doubt will lose Crab, who is already a very jealous person.

I also don't believe his sisters really want to do anything romantic with them either. I think they're at kind of an awkward point in their lives where they know their brother, whom they do love, is going to be leaving them soon. He's older and heading to college, and actually has a gf, which they didn't count on considering he was a friendless loser for almost his entire life. I think they're trying to bring him back into their sphere of influence by doing things that they might've done as children, but now that their bodies are more developed and they're more awkward of sexual things, it turns out to be much more risque. Consider Bird and Araragi bathing together. If Araragi was 10 and Bird was 5 or 6 or whatever, it wouldn't be weird or sexual at all. I think when they were younger, the Araragi's were much closer but have drifted apart, especially recently.

>>151621113
Read the light novels

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>>151620733

>>151621113
I generally think that he doesn't want to fuck his sisters, but at least during the toothbrush scene he even remarks that this is arousing him way more than he thought it would and there definitly was a great amount of sexual tension.

I mean, he ended up pushing her onto the bed and almost groping her while she was telling him it was okay for him to continue had Tsukihi not interrupted them.

Bathing with bird on the other hand was mostly innocent, really. Nothing there suggested that Araragi was aroused at all even when touching Tsukihi. The almost kissing part was more or less an awkward accident happening because he needed to hide the mirror.

>>151620766

Wishful thinking

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>>151621188

I feel things

>>151621021
>he believes Mizudori and Rousokuzawa actually exist and are not just the names of their Onii-chan dakimakura

>>151620982
Bee is boobs > butt

>>151621169
Granted, I haven't read the LNs, but I feel like I'm more on the right track here than Araragi being some sort of shameless sister fucker.

>>151621408
I see your point here. Still, the toothbrush thing being more arousing than he thought doesn't necessarily mean he was rock hard, it could've been that it was just more sexual than he thought it would be. I think if that's the case it goes for my point in that he's not trying to do anything sexual with his sisters, it's just that sometimes it turns out that way. I don't think any of us would brush our sister's teeth after seeing that scene, but maybe if we hadn't seen that it would be something we thought would be silly or funny.

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I love the birb

It really depends

Skeehee sometimes has hairstyles that really dont suit her which is when I prefer Karen.

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What hairstyle should birb wear next? Which looked best on her?

I want a long ponytail Skeehee!

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Would you have accepted?

>>151613783
Man, fuck that guy.

>>151621741
This is the most backwards post I've seen in a while.

>>151621818
yes

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>>151621773
I want some more twintails. I want big bushy high-raised voluminous ones, and some thick fishtails.

>>151615271
this is indeed a platinum gif

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>>151621773
>What hairstyle should birb wear next?
Twin braids, preferably fluffy

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>come home
>huge crate is sitting on your doorstep
>seriously it's like a crate that could fit a big refrigerator or something
>has air holes, but they're small, can't see inside
>no return address
>drag it inside
>pop the top with a hammer
>see this
>no note or anythign explaining what is going on
>the girls are all breathing and the smell is not bad. A bit like BO and cheap, candy scented perfume, but not horrible

What do you do, /a/?

>>151622410
Take birb and leave

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>>151586012
Neither. I want to dick a crazy girl until she's sane again

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I'd trade them for these two

>>151622410
Take money + bee and leave

>>151622410
bukakake

The answer starts with B.

Both

>>151624762
I keep seeing this posted but I can't tell if it's fanart or official art.

>>151625768
Fan art. It's good, but the face and feet are a little off for it to be a legit Poyoyon piece.

>>151626469
Also the line quality and the way they handle anatomy in general.

Once Komi-kun and Crab get married, would Crab try to rape his imoutos?

>>151626945
no, nii-chan will though

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I choose CAT

Bird is a disgusting beast masquerading as a human. It needs to be destroyed.
So I suppose I'd take bee.

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>>151627078
Only correct answer

>>151586012
BURD

>>151627079
Still mad about being a fuckup, Tadatsuru?

>>151613560
No, it was intentional.

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>Araragi's sisters are LITERALLY the Birds and the Bees

Holy shit this is a revelation.

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>>151586012
Any anon with the flexing karen gif/webm? that in which her ass just looks like a bee

So do they have boyfriends or not?

>>151632957
I want her to sting me hard

>>151632956
They have people that they call their boyfriends that they sometimes hang out with.

>>151633005
But anon, she'll die

>>151633275
Thats my thing

what cartoon are these guys from?

>>151631312
how the fuck did I not realize that

>both sisters have boyfriends

NTR. DROPPED.

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>>151634185
>Being this new

>>151634620
I just wanna jerk it to some new anime grills

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>>151634654
Understandable
I actually first got into the series after reading a doujin about it
Lemme help you out

>>151586012
Bee a best

>>151586334
beerd

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>>151627078
My brother

>>151618867
>>151618936
>that extremely long hair
this is my fetish

>>151621773
>long ponytail
canonically the best hairstyle possible

>>151634934
I know this was supposed to be a serious scene, but I can't shake the fact that Cat isn't wearing a bra

>>151635164
she doesn't wear a bra because she's a slut anon

The one with the fried egg in her hair.

>>151588725
my fuckin nigga

>>151588725
So neither?

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>>151634806
How can one girl be so smug all the time

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>>151639372

By being the best

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>>151639372
>>151639423
Too right. I watched the first episode commentary for Koimonogatari, it was amazing. The banter with Hanekawa was great, I wish the second was also subbed

>>151639659

This scene is going to be pretty good in like 5 years when Zoku gets an adaptation.

>>151586012
both but if I had to choose..
then both

>>151592338
you must find her very attractive to fap to softcore
is it love?

>>151621188
is this normal in japan?

>>151640741
What, the bathroom? Kissing your sister while you're both naked?

Yes to both.

>>151640741
No, it's not normal anywhere. She want's that AraraD as she was staring at his body becoming undeniably wet.

>>151640793
can you blame her he is fucking sexy

>>151640851
I would be gay for Araragi, although if we're getting to choose, I'm a batman through and through.

>>151639659
spooky looks good in anything

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>>151640898

Perfection would always look good in anything.

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>>151622469
Good choice, I want Sodachi Araragi now

I still don't understand how she is still called Oikura without the need to change to that name in that timeline. She must like the name so much that she doesn't give a fuck to consistency.

>>151640890
I reckon you could probably get in on some bat action if you stuck close to Arararagi.

"The Birds and the Bees" is an English-language idiomatic expression and euphemism that refers to courtship and sexual intercourse.

whoa

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>>151640965
>those bare legs

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>>151640963

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>>151641155
Nothing we didn't see already, though vofan > akio.

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>>151641200

Always happy to see more picture I haven't saved.

when is the next season FUCK its already 2017

How is Nisemonogotari? I didn't really like Bake that much but I like the designs of the sisters way more so I'm probably going to give it a shot

>>151641350

I can only assume Fall at the earliest.

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>>151586012
Karen for superior height genetics.

>>151641437
the first season was the worst it only gets better from there

>>151641437

No reason not to but I am rather surprised you didn't like Bake.

>>151641493
Glad to hear it
>>151641495
It just didn't do anything for me. I wasn't connecting with the humour (which I might have been partly the language difference because some of it made no sense to me) and I didn't find the characters that interesting.

>>151632956
yea, me

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never forget

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did someone mention bestgirl, omae-sama?

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>>151644166
Pomf

>>151634806
Why isnt this in wallpaper size?

>>151619158
> Skub
DELET

>>151644810
mods MOOODS

>>151586206
>>151586274
>>151616746
would you buy bottled bee sweat?

Bee is best girl of the two for me, but Bird has some of the best moments in the show.

I love the scene where she tells Nadeko what''s up, and the bit after toothbrush where she turns into roadrunner made me laugh harder than the rest of the show combined.

>>151646293
At first I prefer Bird because she's my type of girl, but then Bee proved me wrong by being bro and supportive to Araragi while Bird is just nagging all the time.

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Karen was really hot in Tsukihi's clothing, and I have a huge sweat fetish, so that scene where she comes back from the marathon was also really hot.

But Tsukihi is cuter, and I like all of her hairstyles. I also like her voice more, although Eri is a better singer. Rararagi sure is blessed.

>>151646261
you have gone too far anon, DONT WALK THIS PATH THERE IS STILL TIME TO TURN BACK

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what if this was your imouto?

>>151647643
That's onee-chan, anon.

>>151586012
Phoenix

>>151644810
These doesn't even look 2D anon

>>151647643
Too old, I'm only 25

>>151648193
she's 4 years younger. that's the ideal age

>>151586012
I would fuck the bird

>>151586334
Taste abound.

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>Bird and Bee
>Birds and the bees
Wow bravo...how original.

>>151649550
Dumb frogposter

>>151649550
Dumb frogposter.

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>>151586012
I prefer Numachi.

>>151649550
Dumb frogposter

>>151586012
Karen is the real sister, a tomboy, shows her love properly, etc. The clear winner.

>>151650721
>>151649668
>>151649572
Dumb dumbposters

>>151586334
>NBR
shit

>>151652215
frog dumbposter

>>151652215
faggot kill yourself

>>151653472
How is she not blood related?

>>151655044
beefags are autists

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why not both?

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This is now Snek thread.

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>>151657479

>>151588817
We need more Suruga x Karen

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>>151586012
Neither.

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>>151593848
I can't fap to any xmonogatari doujin because the art always pales in comparison to the real deal

>>151611624
>tall
she is 171cm
Araragi calls her tall because he is 165cm

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>>151659430

>>151649927
While your taste is contrarian for the sake of being contrarian, I can respect it.
Numachi is a greatly underrated choice.

>>151659549
This, it's so popular you get 100 awful artists per 1 good artists

Short hair bird > Short hair bee > Long hair bee > Long hair bird

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>>151619158
Its just proof that bird is perfection.

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>>151663556
>long hair bird last

>>151661349
small tits

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>>151586012
It's always gonna be Hanekawa

>>151640890
If you fuck Ragi in the ass then Shinobu will feel it.

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>>151667228
this