I prefer bird, but if I could pick any gatarigirl it wouldn't be either of them.
It's a shame she only gets like one scene per hairstyle
Then again, she'd completly steal the show if she appeared more often seeing how best she is
Bee of course. She's a cute tomboy and she's blood related. Bird really can't compare.
Right. Phoenix is the superior imouto.
I want to grope Bee's sweaty ass.
The one who wears argyle thigh highs.
Bird's shower scene is honestly the only scene in anime that I've ever directly fapped to. Everything else is through fanart or doujins.
I have to go with bee.
Bird is a strong contender though
You can't make me choose just one.
I love eggs.
Uh, how about now.
See this face here? That's birb's face. And guess what, every morning (and I mean every fucking morning), this is the face that wakes you up. She sneaks into your room when you've gone to sleep, then checks the alarms you've set for the next day. Then, she comes into your room the next morning about 5 minutes before your first alarm of the day. Then she just puts her face like 2 inches from yours and just starts breathing heavy on your face. So of course you wake up and this is the first goddamn thing you see every fucking day. Do you really want to live with that for the rest of your life? Really? Look at her face and just imagine her breathing hot morning breath into your nose, right when you're trying to wake up for the morning. Imagine how annoying that would be, if you just tilt your head back a tiny bit you lips would bump into her lips, can you imagine? I can't imagine a worse fate.
That's awful. Like how hot is her breath? Look at how her mouth is open too. I bet her saliva would drip down out of those bird lips of hers. You'd have to taste your little sister's early morning saliva! Not only that, but I bet bird moves around a lot at night in those pajamas of hers a builds up a lot of sweat. That sweat probably gets infused into the fabric and emanates wildly in the morning. I bet bird also doesn't wear any underwear because she's used to wearing those kimonos all the time. And how exactly would she be on top of you this way every morning. I bet she has to mount that stupid bird body of hers with her two knees spread over of your legs. And her stupid bird cunny, probably with no underwear, would rub all over your leg every morning when she lowers her hips. What a terrible morning.
Exactly, finally someone who gets it. So you've got birb straddling you every goddamn morning, so close you can feel the heat coming off of her little body, and you just have to think to yourself, "is this worth it"? The worst part of all of that is she just won't get up. She locks herself in place and traps you underneath her every single day. So in the end you have to wrap your arms around her waist (and let me point out, her kimono is always open in the morning, you can't figure out why, she must fidget in her sleep or something) and then sit up. When you do that, she tends to wrap her legs around your waist, which is just so annoying. So now you're sitting up in bed, arms wrapped around this little annoying girl, and she's got you in a leg lock around your waist. Just how is a man supposed to wake up in a situation like that? Often times are this point she begins to run her fingers through your hair, which has the added downside of drawing your face in closer to hers (I should add she continues looking at you through all of this). Really, why anyone would pick bird is just beyond me.
This all sounds awful. What a rough life at home, Ararararagi has.
Oh, and it gets even better (can you feel the sarcasm here?)! Now that she's got you leg locked in this sitting position, you're going to want to get up and shake her off. Well, she's thought of that too. Now, there are two ways she has developed of dealing with this, as I will explain below:
The first method she has of preventing you from shaking you off is to prevent you from getting up. While you're sitting up and she will tighten her legs around your waist, and then wrap her arms around your chest, squeezing her face into your chest. Then, she will lean back and pull your upper body down on top of her. Now you're effectively trapped, with her sweaty body pressed firmly into your torso. It's a tricky situation, since it's very difficult to get up from, and she knows that. Often times she will loosen her arm grip around you and continue staring at you, though now you will be looking down into her eyes as opposed to her looking down at you.
The second is a technique she developed after you learned to counter the first. If you can jump up out of bed before she pulls you off, that first method won't work. Instead, she tightens her leg grip around your waist and throws her arms around your chest, and holds tight. You can get up, and she's not particularly heavy, but at this point she is locked on to you and won't let go. So from here you have to go about your typical morning routine with this little bird attached snugly to you. It sounds bad enough, but in reality it's far more annoying.
Bee is also good, though
I used to like Karen but I realized that the version of her I liked best will never come back
>wearing smaller sister's clothes
>long hair and pony
>getting teeth brushed
>those sexual moans and begging for more
Give me tall, stronk imouto any day
Karen is walking fetish fuel
A good fake can be better than the real thing
Karen is made for rough non-stop incestuous sex.
and Karen would make the better sister to cheat on with
It sucks because I want to be able to read the story as an actual book, but at the same time I know that buying domestic versions don't really directly support the author/artist.
Its the issue I have with buying manga. Although I buy domestic versions, it still hurts.
>Fapping to softcore non-porn
Jesus dude how sensitive are you? Or are you like 15
I want to wash a bird and brush her hair!
Short hair bird is pretty great, I agree!
everytime I look at Karen I thank the heavens for giving me an unattractive sister
the things I would do to her if she was attractive, oh god
Is this the most sexual stuff he has done with a girl other than crab? He has seen Kanbaru and Shinobu naked plenty of times, but I don't recall him ever actually touching tits and tenderly caressing their bodies.
His erection most have been hard enough to pierce the heavens.
>Short hair every single time in all cases.
You can't do this with short hair
short hair trash as fuck
There are a bunch of offscreen implications in other scenes though, like what Kanbaru does at the end of that scene in Nise, or what Koyomi & Karen do at the end of the toothbrush scene. Hell Koyomi & Hachikuji pretty much take turns raping each other and it's just portrayed in a slapstick manner.
Well, Kanbaru assaulted him that one time >>151607684
but otherwise his relationship with his sisters, especially with Karen were the most sexual interactions, I believe.
He obviously got very horny when brushing Karen's teeth and he almost went in for another kiss on Tsukihi while bathing together
He did kiss Snail, Doll and Bat, but these were mostly innocent one could argue.
>like what Kanbaru does at the end of that scene in Nise
Is that were she gives him a hanjob? Is it explained in detail on the novels? Or can we assume that that doujin is canon ?
I need to know how much action Araragi has gotten.
And the series would change very much without them
>Koyomi never meets Hachikuji because he never got into a fight with the Fire Sisters
thus basically ending the world
>Koyomi never meets Nadeko
>Thus Koyomi never saves her and Kaiki still is selling charms to middle schoolers
>He never matures because he sees himself in his sisters
>He never has to face Kagenui, Yotsugi and Teori
Why did she think he was going to stick it up her butt?
That's a crime. Kanbaru is easily the sexiest girl and the one with the largest sexual compatibility with Araragi.
I believe she'd also be crab's first choice for a threesome.
>I believe she'd also be crab's first choice for a threesome.
Both Crab and Cat feel uneasy about Koyomi hanging out with her so much due to how flirty/lewd she is (even though he's one of the girls Koyomi himself never attempts to pursue and all of the fanservice-y stuff is initiated by her) so maybe not.
>He obviously got very horny when brushing Karen's teeth
I disagree. I don't think he himself got horny when brushing her teeth, because he was doing it to tease or make her uncomfortable. I really, honestly think he thought it was a joke at first, and I think Karen got a bit turned on, just because the feeling and situation was a bit weird for her.
You guys really overblow the incest scenes, thinking that Araragi actually wants to fuck or molest his sisters. In reality I don't think he has any desire to do anything sexual with them at all. He's lived with them his whole life and never did anything, and now that he has an actual gf why would he bother with his sisters? Besides, his parents are both cops, it's way too fucking risky for him to do anything like that with his sisters. If they tell on him, Araragi will probably be kicked out of the house, have his car and money taken away, and no doubt will lose Crab, who is already a very jealous person.
I also don't believe his sisters really want to do anything romantic with them either. I think they're at kind of an awkward point in their lives where they know their brother, whom they do love, is going to be leaving them soon. He's older and heading to college, and actually has a gf, which they didn't count on considering he was a friendless loser for almost his entire life. I think they're trying to bring him back into their sphere of influence by doing things that they might've done as children, but now that their bodies are more developed and they're more awkward of sexual things, it turns out to be much more risque. Consider Bird and Araragi bathing together. If Araragi was 10 and Bird was 5 or 6 or whatever, it wouldn't be weird or sexual at all. I think when they were younger, the Araragi's were much closer but have drifted apart, especially recently.
I generally think that he doesn't want to fuck his sisters, but at least during the toothbrush scene he even remarks that this is arousing him way more than he thought it would and there definitly was a great amount of sexual tension.
I mean, he ended up pushing her onto the bed and almost groping her while she was telling him it was okay for him to continue had Tsukihi not interrupted them.
Bathing with bird on the other hand was mostly innocent, really. Nothing there suggested that Araragi was aroused at all even when touching Tsukihi. The almost kissing part was more or less an awkward accident happening because he needed to hide the mirror.
Granted, I haven't read the LNs, but I feel like I'm more on the right track here than Araragi being some sort of shameless sister fucker.
I see your point here. Still, the toothbrush thing being more arousing than he thought doesn't necessarily mean he was rock hard, it could've been that it was just more sexual than he thought it would be. I think if that's the case it goes for my point in that he's not trying to do anything sexual with his sisters, it's just that sometimes it turns out that way. I don't think any of us would brush our sister's teeth after seeing that scene, but maybe if we hadn't seen that it would be something we thought would be silly or funny.
What hairstyle should birb wear next? Which looked best on her?
I want a long ponytail Skeehee!
I want some more twintails. I want big bushy high-raised voluminous ones, and some thick fishtails.
>What hairstyle should birb wear next?
Twin braids, preferably fluffy
>huge crate is sitting on your doorstep
>seriously it's like a crate that could fit a big refrigerator or something
>has air holes, but they're small, can't see inside
>no return address
>drag it inside
>pop the top with a hammer
>no note or anythign explaining what is going on
>the girls are all breathing and the smell is not bad. A bit like BO and cheap, candy scented perfume, but not horrible
What do you do, /a/?
Neither. I want to dick a crazy girl until she's sane again
>Araragi's sisters are LITERALLY the Birds and the Bees
Holy shit this is a revelation.
Any anon with the flexing karen gif/webm? that in which her ass just looks like a bee
I actually first got into the series after reading a doujin about it
Lemme help you out
How can one girl be so smug all the time
Too right. I watched the first episode commentary for Koimonogatari, it was amazing. The banter with Hanekawa was great, I wish the second was also subbed
Perfection would always look good in anything.
Good choice, I want
Sodachi Araraginow I still don't understand how she is still called Oikura without the need to change to that name in that timeline. She must like the name so much that she doesn't give a fuck to consistency.
Nothing we didn't see already, though vofan > akio.
Always happy to see more picture I haven't saved.
Karen for superior height genetics.
Glad to hear it
It just didn't do anything for me. I wasn't connecting with the humour (which I might have been partly the language difference because some of it made no sense to me) and I didn't find the characters that interesting.
Bee is best girl of the two for me, but Bird has some of the best moments in the show.
I love the scene where she tells Nadeko what''s up, and the bit after toothbrush where she turns into roadrunner made me laugh harder than the rest of the show combined.
Karen was really hot in Tsukihi's clothing, and I have a huge sweat fetish, so that scene where she comes back from the marathon was also really hot.
But Tsukihi is cuter, and I like all of her hairstyles. I also like her voice more, although Eri is a better singer. Rararagi sure is blessed.
>Bird and Bee
>Birds and the bees
Wow bravo...how original.
I can't fap to any xmonogatari doujin because the art always pales in comparison to the real deal
It's always gonna be Hanekawa