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What is Pink Dark Boy about ?
Rohan's adventures adapted into a comic ?
What if all the characters have their own counterparts in the comic ?

Also, when is Rohan going to put a chick with big boobs on the comic ?
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>>151532547
Why dont you give it a read and buy all the merchandise its selling?
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My friends, fellow shitposters. I just want you to know that Joushuu makes me happy.
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Are there any changes you'd like to see in VA similar to DPs changes to DiU?
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>>151532547
>What is Pink Dark Boy about ?
Koichi with a funny hat.
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pink dark boy is koichi

never because rohan is clearly gay
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Pink dark boy looks like some trippy shit from the Drawings on rohans wall.
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>>151532635
>yfw Joshu will finally die
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Reminder that Joshu will recieve a HUGE power boost, causing Jobin to finally view him as worthy but end up betraying him for the many bullying years, before growing out of control and being murdered by a third party (probably some other rock men)
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Let's say Kira decided to make a hand harem of out every single female stand and hamon user in JoJo (including Tequila Joseph). Could any of the girls stop him or would they all fall victim and become his "girlfriends"?
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>>151532641
I hope they completely delete Giorno's power-deflection instead of just blatantl retconning it halfway through. I won't care much if they keep the life-punch though, at lwast that can be interpreted as "it still happens but is never acknowledged"
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>>151532641
More scenes showing the drug-problems. As-is the ONLY drug-users we actually see are the kid at the start and the hobo at the end, it makes Buccellati and Giorno's motivation seem really weak.
More scenes connecting La Squadra together, just brief stuff similar to Melone calling Ghiaccio that makes them seem like more of a team, and foreshadowing the appearance of the next one.
Giorno and Abbacchio sharing a few less-hostile words before Abbacchio's death. It doesn't need to be major or anything, something as simple as Giorno saying he respected Abbacchio's drive or wishing him luck before Abbacchio grumpily tells him to get back to work would be enough.
Getting rid of Buccellati insulting Pesci before killing him, it was looking to be the first honorable and respectful fights since N'doul before then.
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>>151532730
>>151532798

Reminder that you Jobin fags are no one. Your favourite character is so weak that he had to ask others to get rid of Gappy.

Meanwhile Joushuu and NKC could easily body Gappy. As of now.
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>>151532844
Jolyne and Hermes (FooF too if it counts).
Possibly Hot Pants too
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>>151532664
>>151532662
Do you think he makes Koichi cosplay as him? Someone should draw that.
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>Giorno will never have an actual full on fight with Diavolo
>Giorno will never get his shit completely wrecked
>Giorno will never get his hands on the arrow and use it on the brink of death
>Gold Experience will never briefly "give life" on a conceptual level to the picture of Giorno's dad
>DIO will never disorient Diavolo enough in a quick second to give Giorno an opening for a final blow
>Giorno will never stop to ponder just what happened that allowed him to win
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>>151532891
>Hot Pants
Isn't she one of the weakest stand users in the entire series?
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>>151532914
Do you think Rohan fucks Koichi in the ass?

Do you think Yukako knows about it?
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It stars a handsome, heroic and powerful guy named Esorih Ihciok, who goes along by the name of Pink Dark Boy, solving misteries with the help of his talented friend and secret romantic partner Ebihsik Nahor.
Also, there's a really dumb bully named Atakihsagih Ekusoj who just keeps messing with poor Ebihsik Nahor but always gets beaten up in the end.
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>>151532954
It depends on if she can spray SHA.
If she can then I bet she can defeat Kira. He's autistic and Hot Pants could outsmart him.
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>>151532914
Obviously.

>>151532960
Obviously
Yukako knows, but does Koichi know?
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>>151532844
Tequila Joseph alone could beat him.

For real though I wouldn't bet against Jolyne. She's got even more of a relentless and merciless warrior-spirit than Jotaro, the one that terrified Kira the most, and Stone Free's versatility and range would give it an edge over KQ.

Hermes could potentially do some cool shit against it too, since she was able to tank extremely damaging injuries by doubling up on the body-parts in question she might be able to weather some of his explosions.
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>>151532960
>use HD on Koichi
>rape him
>write that he can't remember anything you do to him
>clean him up
>send him on his way
Heaven's Door would be such a good rape stand
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>>151532960
Heaven's Door is the best tool to rape someone "willingly"
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>>151532882
>Joshu gets "Involved"
>Ends up in the sewer where he belongs with the Nosferatu
>Jobin stays healthy, clean and gets other people to do his work for him
>Jobin managed to get married to the girl he love not be repulsed by her
>Joshu chase idols
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>>151533010
>>151533034
What's the better rape stand, Heaven's Door or Baby Face?
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>>151532986
>spraying parts of yourself on an automatic heat seeking bomb tank
That seems like a bad idea.
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>Jobin
>his rokokaka business just got ruined by Gappy
>his favourite beetle just died
>Joushuu
>someone insulted Norisuke right before his eyes
>Gappy just touched his Yasuhoe

Who wins ?
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>>151533081
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>Part 5 anime
>Mista's gun and bullets are CGI
>Sex Pistol's are all CGI
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>>151533010
Rohan would never do that. It would ruin his immersion
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>>151533073
I forgot how Meat Spray works.
Fuck
Well, off to rereading part 7
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>>151533139
>CGI Aerosmith
>CGI Zippers
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>>151532874
Pesci completely shat the bed though. He deserved the insult.
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>>151533007
>and Stone Free's versatility and range would give it an edge over KQ
>pitting a stand that's basically a giant ball of yarn against a stand that's basically a giant cat
Jolyne would get fucking destroyed
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>>151533163
>CGI time skips
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>>151533209
>KQ is distracted by A Stone free yarn
>KQ gets in close
>im putting you out of commision
>5 page ORA beatdown
she will be fine
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>>151533164
Pesci's job was always to capture Trish and to kill whoever he had to to do so. He very nearly managed to kill Buccellati's entire team, he deserves commendation.
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>>151533235
how the fuck?
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Open Jojo RP

Name: joiym joigym

Stand: Joji

Ability: ability to alter the perception of cultural significance of something in anyone but the user
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Who would be the best lay?

Who would be the worst lay?
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>>151533260
>KQ gets distracted by yarn
>touches yarn and turns into a bomb
>yarn is part of Jolyne
>Jolyne is now a bomb
Like I said. Fucking. Destroyed.
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>>151533209
Have you ever seen a cat with yarn? It makes them retarded and wrapped up. Jolyne would fucking destroy it.
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>>151533293
>CGI muda
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>>151533304
Abbacchio because he's into fisting
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>>151533307
Fug, could Jolyne just mobious strip the explosions path to forever be trying to reach her or is it just bye bye prison girl?
or would she cut a body part off before she is completely dusted?
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>>151533163
>CGI Aerosmith

This one might actually be true.
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>>151533307
this.
Unless that actually was part of her plan and she's secretly webbed all over the place, ensuring Kira accidentally dies in his own explosion too.
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>>151533304
Probably Abbacchio or Bruno for best, they're the oldest and most composed so they'd have the experience.

Mista or Narancia would probably blow their loads early and Fugo would give you all sorts of diseases.
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>>151533299
Name: Kil Ursellf

Stand: Noose Goose

Ability: ability to cause others to commit suicide
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>>151533342
The latter. Jolyne's fighting-style is always high-risk but pays off well, which would do well against someone who's both unused to and dislikes fighting.
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>>151533392
I walk up to your door and knock
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>>151532874
>first honorable fight
There was nothing honorable about that
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Gappy?!
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>>151533435
Well activate Noose Goose, and continue on with life.
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>>151533465
Happy??
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>>151533304
I think Giorno could pull off some nasty tricks with GE.
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>>151533263
Yeah and Bruno insulted him and MUDA'D him for that. Why should Bruno commend him for nearly killing his team?
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>>151533484
I Activate Joji temporaley changing your perspective of suicide So youthink it's not a big deal and that there are better ways to deal with me
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>>151533465
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>>151533465
Gooppy ?
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>>151533342
>or would she cut a body part off before she is completely dusted?
She wouldn't have enough time because the explosion would be internal at her position since she was the bomb. If she cut it off before he pushes the switch she'd be fine though. But Jolyne doesn't like to do that because cutting the string also means cutting yourself.

If you really think about it Kira would be the absolute worst opponent for Jolyne to ever fight because her entire strategy revolves around immobilizing and attacking the enemy with her string, which is a part of herself.
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>>151533304
Giorno: Probably has erectile dysfunction
Fugo: Has AIDS, probably grunts and pounds his chest too, both are mood killers
Mista: Grunter, also cums in 3 minutes max
Narancia: Would cum before he gets it in

Abbacchio and Bruno are the only legitimate choices if you want a good fuck.
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>>151533462
Buccellati was grudgingly impressed by how he'd changed, he talked about how he'd seen the nobility in his eyes.
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>>151533465
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>>151532844
>Mary Joestar
Dies from a heart attack or something before Kira can even reach her
>Erina
might slap him, but only makes Kira's dick harder
>Poco's sister
Same as Erina
>Lisa Lisa
Kira falls in love and jokingly calls himself "Kira Kira", before using the spin to kill her and dance with her parts
>Tequila Joseph
"It turns out you were actually turning YOURSELF into a bomb!"
>Suzi Q
Joseph appears out of nowhere and, again, asspulls his way out. If that's not allowed, she's dead as well
>Holy
"Oh you're killing me? Ok! <3", or gets protected by Jotaro
>That nurse
Stabs Kira in the eye. Nurse win
>Anne
Gets protected by Jotaro-san. Dies otherwise
>Nena
We know Kira doesn't care much for sacrificing a limb if he can replace it, so Kira would win both on a 1v1 and a "distance" fight
>Enya
Enya wins because she has justice, which is symbolic or whatever
>Mariah
Kira can just turn whatever metallic object into a small-radius bomb (like he did with that asshole in his apartment), but this might be pretty hard with a storm of nails or fixed objects like rails
>Tomoko
Dies unless protected by Josuke
>Yukako
Kills her but gets run over by Rohan driving an ambulance
>Aya, Reimi, other Morioh women
We've seen the results
>Giorno's mom
Too drunk, neglected his son too much for him to care for her life
>Trish
Diavolo realizes her daughter's in danger (and so is the secrecy of his DNA, in turn), so he donuts the fuck outta Kira. Or all the gang shoot so they can protect their only boobs. Otherwise, she MIGHT stand a chance
>Narancia
Dies like a bitch
>Ms. Kujo
Jolyne comes and protects her (Jotaro neglects both), otherwise no chance
>Jolyne
Kujo (TM) ora ora bitch
>Hermes
Good luck hitting that detonator with a broken thumb
>Anasui
Turns into a guy so Kira is repulsed
>Perla
Wes and Pucci protect her, otherwise dies
Too long to include the SBRverse, what do you think? Did I miss anyone?
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Gappy makes me happy
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>>151533650
Wet looks he is trying to remember something really, really important. But what ?
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What if Kira and Dio swapped dads ?
And birth circumstances ?
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>>151532986
How would Cream Starter beat SHA, even if she had an endless supply of biological matter?
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>>151533642
Then he turned into a faglord right after, no nobility whatsoever
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>>151533378
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Killer Queen Requiem: causes any person who says, acknowledges, or even thinks about the name, existence, or identity of Yoshikage Kira, minus himself, to spontaneously combust and explode, and further wiping any memory or traces of existence of that victim from everybody and everything on the planet.
How does Kira screw this up
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>>151533653
>Narancia

Kira is not gay.
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>>151533749
He goes to the store and tries to buy something and realizes that his ability is shit when the cashier is wiped from existence.
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>>151533653
>Enya wins with zombie justice
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>>151532874
>More scenes showing the drug-problems. As-is the ONLY drug-users we actually see are the kid at the start and the hobo at the end, it makes Buccellati and Giorno's motivation seem really weak.
Isn't it just Giorno who thinks this is wrong, with Buccellati going along because he wants to unmask the boss and then pretty quickly afterwards Giorno's main motivation shifts to becoming a GANG-STAR?
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>>151533372
Depends on what happens when your stand gets turned into a bomb. Since the string is a part of Jolyne's body the explosion would probably go straight to her and her stand and by extension the string would disintegrate shortly after like what happened with Harvest.

Things really get ugly when you consider that all of her string is technically "her" so any object her string is wrapped around can be charged like Kira did against Shigechi.

It's a really lopsided matchup. Doesn't help that KQ and SF have the same stats. A in power and B in speed. Basically think of it as her fight against C-Moon except 100x worse and the Mobius Strip trick wouldn't work.
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>>151533620
I want Abbacchio to handcuff me
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>>151533784
Is he straight either, though? Kira's attracted to hands themselves, not the women they're attached to. I doubt he'd go no-homo if he was faced with some attractive trap hands.

Also his SBR counterpart was notably only attracted to male hands.
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JoJolion vol 14 is the third best selling manga of last week, with an estimated 216,042 copies sold
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-28/japanese-comic-ranking-december-19-25/.110431
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>>151533682
Where's the rock-D.
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>>151533705
I feel Dio would grow up to be a jerkass triumphant bussinessman who CAN kill but doesnt really kill anyone and is content with being rich.

Kira would be Jonathans little meek brother who prefers to be left alone and can fuck you up if needed, he probably would get along really well with George and be Jojo and Erina best man along with Speedwagon.

Unless he develops his fetish anyways, in that case woopsie.
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>>151533855
Part 4 Kira wanted to fug Shinobu, now part 8 Kira on the other hand might have been a little gay.
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>>151533749
kira decides to test it on a random guy / a rival at work

kishibe rohan happens to be passing during that exact moment by and tells jotaro about it
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>>151533886
Josuke would be the most attractive Jojo if not for his shitty haircut.
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>>151533843
No. Buccellati had a sensitive spot about drugs because of how they got his father killed, he was probably more passionate about it than Giorno was. And Narancia expressed ambivalence about Luka's death because he sold drugs to kids, Buccellati's gang probably all disapproved of it.
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>>151533855
>>151533902
to be fair he still had the mona lisa and we don't know if he gets boners from his own hands
he might just really like them
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>>151533653
>Narancia
He'd explode the gay away and not even bother to take his creepy mannish little hand.
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>>151533863
Better than that. We even know why.
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>>151533653
Fuck it, I'll do SBRverse now
>Hot Pants
I don't think she has too much of a chance, though Diego might want to protect his waifu (and might still not stand a chance)
>Scarlet
No chance, Valentine can't protect her
>Lucy
Supposedly has no chance, but will survive due to sheer luck
>Yasuho
"choose: SERIAL KILLER or SAFE ROUTE", or just summons Gappy
>Holly
Kira won't let Kira get anywhere near her, both Kira and Kira get obliterated due to the multiverse rules
>Karera
She dies, but peapod-san drives a fire-fighting truck to crush Kira's spine
>Hato
Both have a chance. Hato can fucking stab him in the throat
>Daiya
She's blind, but she has a pretty OP stand, so who knows. Maybe she deletes all his memories, including having Killer Queen and his fetish, and becomes a living DMQ Kira
>Kato
We don't know the limits of Kato's stand yet, but sh might have a chance. Or have Jobin join in the fight and probably beat him in a 2v1
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Did Jobin know Damo was trying to kill everyone in his family?
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>>151533749
>How does Kira screw this up
He gets ran over by an ambulance while crossing the street because he got cocky again.

He also instantly kills his dad. Again.
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>>151533835
S H I N I N G
J U S T I C E
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Post characters you liked better as villains
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>>151534046
It was his idea in the first place. Jobin is a vermin that must be eradicated from the Higashikata family.
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>>151533963
If Kira got boners from his hands it must have been really awkward for Josefumi to live with him
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>>151533855
>Also his SBR counterpart was notably only attracted to male hands
He was a sailor for a reason.
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>>151533902
>a little
come on now
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>>151534017
>>151533653
It's nice to see these done by someone who's not just arguing that Kira would win against literally every character in the series if not for bad luck. Good work.
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>>151534124
Log off Joshu
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>>151532978
so it's jojo sonichu?
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>>151534017
>both Kira and Kira get obliterated due to the multiverse rules
Would that really work in this instance? It'd be like having Johnny and Jonathan obliterate each other. They're really not the same people. Close, but not the same.
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>>151534220
Hey
Psst, anon
EoH isn't canon. Don't trust its lies
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>>151534157
Well of course Kira wouldn't beat every single character in the series since every other main villain could beat him easily and most of part 5 can as well
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>>151533124
I CRAVE ART OF HER PREGNAT NOW
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>>151534220
>Johnny and Jonathan obliterate each other
Jonathan would probably just use hamon bullshit to make his skin hard or something so Johnny would splatter against him like a bug on a windshield
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>>151534122
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>>151532882
Go back to being a dead obscurus
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>>151534266
With Joshuu's kid? Okay, anon, if you insist...
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>>151534259
Yeah, but too many Kirafags claim otherwise. I've seen people claiming it'd beat Star Platinum in a fair 1 on 1.
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>>151533561
I don't understand what he's doing
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>>151533653
>>Holy
>"Oh you're killing me? Ok! <3", or gets protected by Jotaro
Man, I'd hate to see what Jotaro would do to a person who harms his mom before his eyes.
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>>151534266
Joshu, didn't we already tell you to leave?
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>>151534266
Shouldn't you be craving this instead
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>>151534257
>>151534277
Anon, they're not even remotely the same person.
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Is this Jojo kino?

The fight is at night time, it's going to look dark as hell in the anime.
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>>151534122
As a villain
>complete asshole who uses his powers with the most ridiculous dramatic gestures
>elaborately painting a picture of his target then striking it
>showing off his possession abilities by holding a puppet
>climbs a building and poses in the window when he could have just taken the door
>sends an elaborately written letter to his target
>has a cool possession ability that he actually uses
>"I'm evil ?

As a hero
>......................

Honestly I don't hate Kakyoin and I don't think he is anywhere as bad as Caesar but he was a lot more fun as a minor villain doing stupid things than a minor hero doing nothing.
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Do you think DIO would've had much of a hand in raising Giorno and his other kids if he'd lived? How different would the kids have turned out?
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>>151534382
It'll be like part1/2 again.
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>>151534382
>dat giorno anatomy
Pretty cool other than that.
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>>151534323
>I've seen people claiming it'd beat Star Platinum in a fair 1 on 1
...these were pre-SHA anime-onlies, right? They've literally been shown otherwise...
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>>151534352
If kira kills holly before him, jotaro stops time for about 10 seconds, develops star platinum: fist bomb, and destroys kira in stopped time
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>>151534323
Honestly the only time Kira could beat SP if it was his part 6 or early part 3 form
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>>151534046
I think he hoped they would just piss their pants, hand over Gappy and live another day.
He's a bad guy but he doesn't seem evil.
More like he's stuck in some crime circuit and making the best of it.
I mean his son basically has super cancer, for years he has been secretly affiliated with human looking creatures not above brutally torturing and murdering others for a fucking fruit, so he might as well have been trying all along to just be the only one having to dirty his hands and keep the rest of his family out of it, only to have some random dude fuck literally everything up right before his eyes.
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>>151534329
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>>151534259
>DIO
No.
>Diavolo
No.
>Pucci w/ Whitesnake
Probably
>Pucci w/ C-Moon
No clue. It'd be a 1-hit kill either way.
>Pucci w/ MiH
Maybe if he can get BtD to work. Otherwise he wouldn't stand a fucking chance.

>>151534323
I am an immense Kirafag but that's bullshit. Star Platinum made Killer Queen its bitch while Jotaro was on the verge of death with 90% of his blood gone. The only way Kira wins is with SHA, and the only reason he caught Jotaro in the first place was Koichi being a smartass.

Bites the Dust is the only way Kira beats "everyone" and even that has its limitations.
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>>151534382
>giorno's anatomy
good lord
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What gave kira an erection?
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>>151534480
>People already forget the existence of the Hamon saga and Funny Valentine
I mean he'd probably lose anyway
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>>151534409
He'd probably feed his kids to his chimeras.
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>>151534409
Rykiel and Ungaro would be snacks. Versace and Giorno would be allowed to live, in which they'd eventually conspire to kill their father.
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>>151534480
what about Kars, Dio and Funny?
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>>151534472
I know he was crying but the GO GO GO makes ot weird. Does he have a nasal cry?
>>151534506
Pic related
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>>151534409
Unless the kids promise to never abandon their dad and always ""serve"" him, he wouldnt give a fuck about them.
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>>151534551
Shit, I forgot about Valentine. Yeah he'd likely beat Kira unless he gets turned into a bomb. Then he's fucked because not enough time to switch bodies. Unless KQ's bomb turns into a dud as soon as he crosses dimensions.

Kars would die. He can't see stands and even as an ultimate life form he'd be reduced to nothing, not even dust, so there's be nothing for him to regenerate from. I'm not even going to mention Dio.
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>>151534409
DIO has a talent for corrupting young men in need of guidance so he'd probably keep his kids around to turn them into followers.
He wouldn't actually do parental stuff like changing diapers or putting his kids to sleep, this would probably be the job of his servants. He would just let them sit on his lap while he was being worshipped or teach them whatever he could teach.

The kids would grow up spoiled and without hardships, but they would be lonely and evil. And DIO would just eat them if he needed some Joestar blood.
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>>151534506
>What gave kira an erection?
This
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>>151534616
>image
Are those panels from Bruno's appearance?
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>>151534506
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>>151534739
Yup. Giorno learned from the best
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>>151534754
>Not 'I got happy'
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>>151534717
sauce
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>>151534506
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lisa lisa is so damn hot.
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>>151534506
He's here now
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>>151534701
>>151534578
>DIO gets in trouble somewhere along the line
>Seeks out and kills one of his own kids for their blood
Brutal as fuck, I like it
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I finally understand how this fight ends. Giorno kicks a plant into the propeller as the plant reverts back to the bullet and the propeller hits the bullet into him.
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>>151534506
I was going to do Tequila Joseph but I'm too tired to do so
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>>151534905
Would you a Cioccolata?
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>>151534945
Ew gross
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>>151534886
I mean, I like to look at cute Mudad fan art, but let's be real: DIO is an irredeemable monster. EOH is right in showing that he wouldn't see Giorno as anything more than a particularly strong follower, and would kill him if he became a problem.
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>>151532641
What changes did DP do to DiU? Been years since I read it.
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>>151534669
>Dio
>Man with (not)laser eyes
>Kars
>Man who can fire all sorts of deadly animals
Sure not seeing stands is their biggest weakness, but I think you're underestimating 2 of the most cunning villains, who both happen to have much more ranged projectile attacks than Kira has.
Don't count them out that easy.
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>>151535000
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>>151534945
Cioccolata can probably give the best orgasms with his doctor magic
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>>151532641
Put Rolling Stone much ealier in the narrative, having it after the final boss battle breaks the flow a lot.
Have Fugo show up at some point after he leaves the group.
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>>151533546
For some reason everytime i see stuff from Part 8 i get an urge to read it. Can i go straight from Part 4?
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This isn't the end.
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>>151535029
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>>151534382
Did you forget that DIO's World was also at night?
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>>151535084
No
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>>151535165
Secco is cuter tbqh my man.
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>>151534905
Went back to the old scans just now, they never fucking mentioned that.
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>>151535084
NO NO NO (well you can do part 7 and then 8)
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>>151535003
Yeah, the people who see him as a cute daddy are kidding themselves. Wonder which order he'd like his kids in, though?

I imagine it'd be Giorno>Vercace>Rykiel>Ungalo
Maybe put Rykiel higher if he manned up though, awakened Rykiel was like Jonathan 2.0.
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>>151534259
>and most of part 5 can as well
Let's see:
>Bruno
>Giorno
>Fugo maybe (depends on whether or not KQ can blow up the virus like an "object" or use SC to create an air bubble barrier)
>King Crimson
>GER
>Black Sabbath maybe (would blowing up the stand even affect Polpo?) also stabbing Kira with the arrow a third time might be a very bad idea
>Kraft Work (unless kinetic manipulation doesn't work on stands in which case SHA would fuck him up)
>Illuso unless blowing up the mirror kills him in which case he's fucked also would Killer Queen and SHA be counter as separate stands
>holy shit Beach Boy is fucking OP thank God its user is retarded (can it phase through stands too?)
>White Album
>Metallica
>Green Day
>lol Rolling Stones
There's a lot, but I think Kira would fair decently against most of them. Part 5 had a crazy lineup relatively speaking.
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>>151535248
REEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME PART 5 SCANS NOWWWW
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>>151535239
this.
Also Secc has one of the best asses in all of jojo
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>>151534905
yeah pretty much
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>>151535280
>would blowing up the stand even affect Polpo?
No, it's completely automated and being destroyed did nothing to harm him.
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>>151535028
>can't touch see or affect stands
>Killer Queen just needs to touch you and you're done
Stands > everything that came before
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>>151535309
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>>151535334
There's a difference between getting destroyed normally and what Killer Queen does. It's like asking what'd happen if The Hand or Cream erased Black Sabbath. But I don't think Polpo would feel anything.
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so did secco like cioccolate or not?
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>>151535458
He was merely pretending to be retarded for the sugar cubes
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>>151535458
Nah he was merely pretending to be retarded.
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>>151535499
>>151535489
consecutive 9's confirm this
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>>151535540
haha and then what ;)
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>>151535540
kys
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How long do I have to wait for part 5 Anime? I need it now
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>>151535540
ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE
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pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
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>>151535540
delet
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>>151535489
>>151535499
Wouldn't doing that, by extension, make him an actual retard?

>suck someone's dick for 10 years for sugar and money
What the fuck nigga, your stand is strong as fuck.
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>>151534401
Kakyoin should have had more major fights besides Death 13. Pretty much every fight he was involved with was won because he found out their abilities, though.

He was smart as fug but Hierophant Green was heavily underutilized.
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>>151535489
>>151535499
For what purpose
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What did she saw?
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>>151535280
I know Diavolo would wreck Kira like no tomorrow but what if he fought Doppio instead? If purple twank gets rekt Diavolo dies too. Also Kira is no stranger to killing kids
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>>151535614
TOO FAR
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>>151535574
If anyone actually went to a guy dressed like this looking for sound medical advice they deserve what they got
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>>151535272
Giorno would definitely be his favorite. Giorno is a 50/50 combination of Jonathan and DIO's traits, he's the living embodiment of Dio's quote in Part 1 that "he and Jonathan were as one being". Giorno is that being. DIO shows plenty of respect for him in EOH even if that respect is, as usual, tempered by DIO's selfishness and ego.

To guide the misfortunate Donatello, Ungalo and Rykiel to his side would be child’s play should he ever require them. But in some ways I doubt he’d want them, they have no real drive or strength of character of their own volition, they didn’t really inherit the Joestar spirit, nor the ambitiousness of a Brando. It was only through Pucci that they started to display any true motivations of their own. Then he would want them.

Rykiel is the most like Jonathan, and that includes Jonathan's negative traits (initially being sort of a childish and immature wimp). He's not on Giorno's level but he's not too below either. Probably the 2nd favorite.

I think DIO would dislike Donatello and Ungalo since Donatello is pretty much some of the worst parts of DIO combined and Ungalo is just 100% pure Brando disgustiness. Ungalo is every single shitty Brando trait that DIO despised in Part 1. I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash.
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Realistically, how long would it take to get ripped enough to cosplay a JoJo?

Like a year to be Gappy, ten years to be Jotaro, or what
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>>151535776
Fuck off n*********g
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So Part 9's Protagonist will have [ B L A C K S T A R] as their stand right?
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>>151535702
>I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash
Poor Ungalo
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>>151535833
Yes, Joanne will have Celldweller as he stand
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>>151535833
With the power to die
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>>151535833
>Blackstar
>Not 'The World of Stars and Stripes'
I am just waiting for AU American Jojo
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>>151535776
i'd say ask /fit/
post pics as examples
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>>151535665
>Kira is having a beautiful duwang as usual
>Doppio comes along and thinks the severed hand is a phone
>Diavolo can't come out for some reason
>can only give Doppio Epitaph and KC's jerk off hand
Can he do it?
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>>151535884
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>>151535605
Fall
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>>151535776
If you are talking about Gappy then 3 years. (Look at the picture with his shirt off, he's fucking jacked more than Jotaro)

If you are talking about Jotaro in his unrealistic Part 3 artstyle than 5+ years with roids and/or good genetics.

Canonically Jotaro doesnt even lift. He's 82 kg at 195cm Kek.
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>>151535951
I forgot about Johnny
Am I seriously that retarded?
Also D4C Should be called TWoSaS
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When did JJBA get so popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zD9nFanDt0
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>>151532944
About 85% of Giorno's dad is Jonathan Joestar.
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Who would be better in Part 9?
>Twin JoJos
>Older JoJo (Around in his 30s)
>Kid JoJo
>JoJo from a country different from any others in the series.
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>>151536089
Another female JoJo
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>>151535776
If you are talking Jonathan you might as well give up.
>tfw I'm tall but not fit enough to cosplay my favorite JoJo
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>>151536008
If Polnareff is 78 kilos at 6.1, would this make him more jacked than Jotaro?
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>go through all of Steel Ball Run with Johnny and Gyro
>Gyro gets an emotional send-off
>Johnny ends the part alive in a really fulfilling way

>Next part we get a flashback and he had his head crushed by a rock and fucking died

God dammit Araki
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>>151535702
>I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash.

Ungalo is the easily manipulated owner of one of the most destructive stands in the series. Would DIO really throw that away?
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>>151536089
Twin JoJos because one of them can die at the end
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>>151536089
i want a jojo with another stroheim as jobro
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>>151535366
>Stands > everything that came before
KQ and D4C are pretty much the only main villain stands that have any realistic chance of permanently killing Kars or Dio, so that's essentially false already.

And Kars has enough power of his own that one wonders if he really needs a stand.
Rohan struggled against mere cats and dogs.
having someone fare against an army of deadly insects (who might have the same durability as Kars himself) is gonna be very hard, even with your stand being essentially immune to damage in that fight.
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>>151536037
>forgot about Johnny
It's a shame if he was forgettable to you, I love the little bastard
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>>151536162
>or Dio
Dio can get killed by having his head crushed. The goddamn ambulance could have killed Dio.
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>>151536140
Yes. But they are still very low weights for what they look like and thier heights. Araki does not get weights.
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>>151536196
Nigga he's my second favourite jojo and I forgot about him
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>>151535665
>>151535918
If fanart says anything they'd start a domestic life together
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>>151536156
but then it will jst be jo's bizarre adventure : (
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>>151536225
Dio had his head vertically bisected by a sword and didn't even flinch.
Has it ever been stated how much pulp his head had to be before he's officially dead?
I mean DIO had barely anything of a head left and was still technically alive only to die in the Egyptian sun.
That and even with a stand coming close to Dio is risky business.

Oh and I forgot Whitesnake.
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>>151536253
>kira living a domestic life with Doppio
isnt this constantly putting him in danger with the whole hand fetish???
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>>151536253
If Doppio married Kira, who would wear the pants in the relationship? Doppio is obviously very girly but Kira is a good cook and likes everything to stay safe and clean.
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>>151536089
A JoJo with a sentient stand.
The stand can be the brojo.
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>KQ and D4C are pretty much the only main villain stands that have any realistic chance of permanently killing Kars or Dio, so that's essentially false already

What about Whitesnake? He could steal their souls or implant a stand disc that tells them to spontaneously combust.
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>>151536410
What is girly about Doppio?
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>>151533943
t. Rohan
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>>151536362
I think his brain just needs to have a significant portion of it crushed or otherwise fucked, stuff like Silver Chariot's and Jonathan's swords didn't do much to it at all.

Makes me wonder what would've happened to his corpse if it hadn't been destroyed in the sun, though. Would it have just stayed like that without rotting, eventually just shriveled up and died, would it grow a new head etc.
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>>151536444
>What about Whitesnake?
Yeah I forgot about Whitesnake.
My god Whitesnake is so awfully underrated I even forgot about it.
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>>151536148
Ungalo is like the living breathing reminder of what a fundamentally ugly and broken DIO is, and what his life could have been like had he not been taken in by the Joestars or became immortal. He's the closest one to Dario, even.

DIO might keep him around just for the sake of Bohemian Rhapsody. But since it's not too difficult to counter Bohemian Rhapsody, then Ungalo would just be an ugly, useless offense to DIO's existence.
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>>151536476
just look at him
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I'm reading part 5 and enjoying it!
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If all the villains were to fight each other, who would end up coming out on top?
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>>151536633
Nice!
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>>151536588
His appeal is his boyish charm though
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>>151536476
How would you describe a boy who looked like this?
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>>151536651
Pucci.
He would team up with DIO, then take his disc.
In stopped time he could take Kira and all 3 bombs.
The rest is just pure randomness and snowball.
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The boss is cute! Cute!
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>>151536410
>Doppio is a moron who constantly messes things up
>Kira is an OCD clean freak
>Doppio almost assuredly has slender feminine hands
I'm not even gay and I can see the appeal of this
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>>151536444
Isn't there a limit to Whitesnake's commands? I doubt he could command something to vaporize itself if such a thing was physically impossible.
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>>151536688
True dat. He pretty much rides a line between trap and twink. It's something I can masturbate to without many intrusive gay thoughts.

Narancia's a hideous little gremlin though. The fanart lies.
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>>151536784
Well Whitesnake gave a disc that told a frog to explode so....
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>>151536716
Rankings of the villains then?

I feel like Diavolo could beat the majority of them without a worry
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>>151536688
Doppio just hits the mark. Cute without looking like a trap and not too far into puberty.

No pedo/homo of course.
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>>151536716
Something tells me he'd be dead before he got the chance. Diavolo would just predict it with Epitaph and attack Pucci first. Valentine would just hide in another dimension until there was only one left who he could just beat relatively easily.

Kira probably die. Unless Kira gets corned and can use BtD without someone smashing his hand, then he wins. I wonder what would happen to Diavolo's predictions if a BtD loop happened in the middle of them.
DIO would get fucked early on.

tl;dr: nobody would understand what the fuck was happening and everybody would probably die
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>>151536935
Flying back and exploding are all within things possible for a frog to go through. Blowing up Dio might kill him but it'd tickle ultimate Kars. That's why you'd need D4C or KQ to annihilate them completely.
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>>151536960
Doppio probably has thick pink chest hairs poking out of his tiddy window
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>>151537074
It's Jojo. Nobody has hair except on their head and eyebrows unless they have a beard/mustache
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>>151536753
I wish they'd make Doppio a separate character in the games, shame the people who make jojo games nowadays seems very uncreative.
I mean, just compare HttF's roster to ASB/EoH.
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>>151537016
>Kira probably die
I don't know. Looking like a regular salaryman with a stand that ostensibly cannot affect time seems like a good way to keep him alive since there'd be bigger fish for everyone to fry.
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>>151537121
Mista has hairy knuckles but Araki doesn't draw it.
Doppio probably has hair all over his body and Diavolo has speckled pubes
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>>151537087
>least favorite crew
Seriously? They were lower for you than even part six?
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>>151537189
>kars embedded in the wall
kek
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>>151537215
Doppio is hairless and pure.
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>>151536945
If he skips time then everyone would be battling each other while he remains untouchable.

>skip time
>most of the villains already injured and they don't know how
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>>151537239
Disgusting
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Why isn't Stray Cat the MC?
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>>151537074
Would you Bossu or Doppio?
No, Diavolo wouldn't donut you, look at Donatella.
I know I'd Bossu
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>>151537295
too cute
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>>151537239
Part 5 will probably give us some decent porn so there's that to look forward to.
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>>151537295
Skill ceiling too high. All those combo cancels with air bomb and Stray cat's super being spammable and basically every hit refills your bar isnt fair for tournament use.
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>>151537299
Why not both?

That image makes me sad, if only they could have met face to face
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>>151537347
The world does not need more gay porn.
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>>151537087
nice favorite part 3 character
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>>151532641
Just give Fugo an anime-only SOL episode after he leaves so he is shown to at least still have a fucking life and shit
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>>151537299
>the only time diavolo has smiled is in a 2second araki doodle
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>>151537295
Should part 9 have an animal jojo?
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>>151537189
>everyone is fighting
>Kira just sneaks up on PB Dio chops off his head blows up his body and turns him into BtD carrier bomb
>if he tries to use eye lasers can block with KQ
This nigga grabbed a dude, made some bitch change his face and fingerprints, killed him, put a hole in her throat and turned her into a bomb and left all without a left hand in under a minute. I think he changed his tie and shoes too.
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>>151537384
Friendly reminder that those aren't tattoos and you've all been deceived again
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>>151537087
>favorite part 8 stand
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>>151537569
>implying it won't happen
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>>151537474
>literally a pet named Jojo
>all stand users are animals too except for the main villain who's some kind of poacher
Holy shit yes
Yes.
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>>151537556
Why do I have an urge to protect Diavolo?
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>>151535631
Pisses me off to this day that Araki had him lose to D'Arby right after he came back, even Avdol got his moment with the genie stand and he's the posterboy for underused Jojo heroes
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>>151537490
Wait, no, I just watched both scenes again. He took Kosaku's suit and jacket then I guess bought some matching pants before reaching his new home. Either way that's a pretty damn fast wardrobe change
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>What you believe to be an evil spirit is actually a powerful image created by your life force! Because it's standing beside you, we call this image… A BESIDE!
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>>151537556
>it's just lingerie like Bruno
Wait, so why does Diavolo dress Doppio in a cut-up sweater and open shirt and pants with exposed thighs and lingerie underneath?
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>>151537619
>a iggy look-alike is the brojo
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>>151537959
They won't rip apart when he transforms, plus they're very comfy.
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>>151537967
are you legitimately complaining about that frame?
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>>151533943
Josuke without the pomp would look like Part 2 Joseph.
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>>151537556
>Diavolo was sentenced to infinite years of death
>he probably just transformed into Doppio so Doppio would suffer the punishment
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>>151538100
yeah, whats wrong with complaining about things?
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>>151537847
If you look at the crowd outside the shop you can recognize Kira because the color of his pants and jacket don't match.
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>>151538204
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>>151538183
No, anon, Doppio got the sweet release of death, don't you remember?
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>>151538081
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How would you rate Jojo Part 8 so far? I just started reading it and Koichi's female version and the MC are fun as hell
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>>151538204
>yeah, whats wrong with complaining about things?
/jojo/ in a nutshell
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>>151538081
I bet he makes Doppio wear panties
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>>151538317
8/10 can easily go to a 6 or 10 depending on how the rest of it goes
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>>151538317
It's pretty good but the wait between new chapters makes me want to claw my brain out.
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>>151538294
The same thing happened with Kira. In some images he's skinny and in others he's got Stardust Crusader-itis
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>>151538317
Eh, like a 7. Nothing's really happened
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>>151538435
Bruno*
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>>151538502
Blono*
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>>151538244
That's correct. Can't remember if it was like that in the manga. He definitely bought new ones since he's wearing white at Shinobu's (in the anime)

I'm actually somewhat amazed they didn't run over and beat the fuck out of him since nobody else in that crowd had mismatched purple pants
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>>151538413
>looks skinny
>takes off clothing and looks 2 times bigger
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>>151538294
Diavolo does the Doppio look better than Doppio, literally how can he even compete?
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>>151538516
Bruno*
>>151538502
Buccellati*
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>>151538317
I love it, Josuke is my favorite Jojo, the rest of the cast is really entertaining and Fruitdad is GOAT.

The plot has been steadily progressing too, I'm excited to see where it's going.
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>>151538578
Blono*
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>>151538623
>Yasuho cuddling with Norisuke
This seems so wrong.
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Fuck you Brunobot
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>>151538748
Blono*
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>>151538294
what does diavolo smell like?
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>>151532547
Anyone felt that phantom blood is a rip off of castlevania + north star?
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>>151538528
Early Araki, what can you say?
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>>151538841
Never again.
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>>151538769
Sweat, semen, and tomato sauce
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>>151538888
Early Kira looks like he's going through a cancer treatment
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>>151532547
>mfw part 7 and 8 are Rohan's adaptations of parts 1 to 6
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>>151538829
Castlevania and PB were created in the same year, IIRC.
>>151538973
he's being doing a damn good job
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>>151538739
They look pretty cute together.
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>still no nightwalk ost rip
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I LOVE NARANCIA SO MUCH
HE IS CUTE AND SMELLS LIKE CITRUS
I ALREADY MADE HIM MY WIFE
I'M SO GLAD I HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE
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Are there any good subs for part 4 where there localization changes (RHCP changed to Chili Pepper)?
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>>151539242
Bossu is cuter.
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>>151539326
No he isn't
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>>151538413
filename
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>>151534401
kakyoin is a fucking weirdo with oral fixations whose personality goes from "i'm overly polite because i want to avoid dealing with conflict/something annoying" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID YOU STUPID FUCK" depending on the person hes talking to
also he's smart and overly meticulous and loves his parents apparently
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>>151539326
I want to hug Diavolo
I want to kiss Diavolo
I want to lick Diavolo's armpits
I want to sleep with the lipstick Diavolo uses
I want to get fisted by Diavolo
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>>151539486
>the anime is just shit.png
preach it
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>>151534401
I want people to stop having memepinions.
It makes it really hard to talk about Jojo anything when there's thirty retards saying retarded shit
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>>151539557
Would you adopt Diavolo?
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>>151538973
>Rohan knows about the events of Parts 1 and 2 and 3 from hanging out with Joseph and Jotaro, and wants to use those as material for his manga
>decides to re-write Jonathan, the legendary pure hero, into a cynical, selfish cripple who's more human and fallible
>is interested in what he hears about Dio but decides to give him a tragic backstory so readers may sympathize with him
>wants to write about the Zeppelis but most of what he knows is about Caesar so he just combines Will and Caesar into a cowboy named Gyro
>reinvents the vampires and the Pillar Men into Scary Monsters and Rock People, which are things he knows better
>incorporates Josuke but makes his name that of a dog
>makes Koichi a pretty girl and a main character
>decides to turn Kira into a hero
>turns Yukako into a stinky homeless slut

I can see that happening.
When is his self-insert going to show up in JJL ?
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>>151539557
>>151539636
I want to smash and cut that bitch Diavolo's face until it's nothing less than a bloody pulp not even remotely resembling a human anymore.

Just punch the stupid shit out of his mouth until no teeth remain to get in the way of that beautiful fucking impact, while he slowly loses his sight, the smell of blood in the air, goes deaf and blacks out completely to rot on the rainy street. Not ready to die though, he'll be found by some jewish samaritans and rescued back to life, but never again looking nor feeling the same as he used to, becoming just an empty carcass devoid of human life.
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>>151533917
>says, acknowledges, or even thinks about the name, existence, or identity of Yoshikage Kira

rohan would die
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>>151539706
Risotto please go
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>>151535003
It's true that he'd kill him but from the games we can see that he does have a fondness for Giorno, even if it is purely on a "you have these qualities that make you useful to me, i'm going to use you" level, which Giorno would fucking hate if he had met his dad after being "raised" by his mom, but if he were raised solely by DIO, I wonder if he would have that same spirit of "I won't be used by anyone". Would he be so conditioned by his father that he wouldn't know any better?
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>>151538973
>Koichi is a girl and Kira's not a complete dick
>also kills Josuke before the story even starts
Huh, it's all coming together now.
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GOLD
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE
ALWAYS BELIEVING
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>>151539621
>memepinions
jesus christ what happened to this website
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>>151539862
You never leaving.
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>>151539177
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-lvHuZzTVmptSnh4iWEMHAqCG5VnMBTD

theres a youtube playlist
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>>151539862
It's always been this bad, don't fool yourself idiot.
And construct opinions that aren't shit and maybe I wouldn't have call it a memepinion
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Why is it so hard to find Doppio porn?
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>>151539927
You're not looking in the right places
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>>151539927
Diavolo erases it.
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Can GER focus on more than a single target a time? I know that with Act 4 Johnny can only use it on one bullet at a time. Maybe GER works the same way.
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>>151539832
>mfw it's actually the ed
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>>151539621
>if I call it a meme then I can discredit his opinion
Okay
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>>151539964
Tried gelbooru
Exhentai and the ones I found in paheal were really subpar
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>>151540110
It is a meme.
>lel kakyoin was useless
and
>lel ceaser was useless
are both memes forced hardcore by dumb shounen niggers who use TVtropes as a guide for good writing.
I don't need to discredit a shit opinion, the manga does it for me.
>>
Bizarre/10
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>>151540207
>ceaser was useless

He was.
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>>151534409
From the Nip releases I always got the idea that he only had kids as fodder for Heaven, like he couldn't trust anyone else so he decided to make a trustworthy person instead, but then after meeting Pucci he kicked them all to the curb.
>>
Want a free (You)? Watch this.

Blono.
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>>151540224
>hey mom, i said the meme again! XD

When part 2 is over your head writing-wise, there's a huge issue.
Can you even work a job?
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>>151539832
It's only two years ago
The man with the suit and the face
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>>151539927
Not porn but I drew a Doppio a couple of days ago.
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Anyone got a picture of Kira looking scared when Josuke finds him during SHA?
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>>151539832
>>151540274
My love is like a high prison wall
But you could leave me standing so tall
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>>151540281
That's pretty good
Can you draw Narancia?
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>>151540269
Not an argument

He was barely did anything considering he was a main character. Joseph killed all the four pillar men. What did Ceasar do?
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>>151540281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gN87qximuV
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>>151540337
>not an argument

I disarmed this through shit-posting, which is now how I know you've resorted to shit-posting
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>>151539778
In the games, DIO is no more fond of Giorno than he is of someone like N'Doul, or even Hol Horse. And Giorno despises him in the game for being, well, an evil scumbag who is not at all the man Giorno idolized in his childhood. Their interactions are mostly negative, with Giorno expressing a thinly-veiled disgust and hatred.

>Would he be so conditioned by his father that he wouldn't know any better?
Giorno straddles a very thin line as character because he is really morally sketchy. Like I said, he is a 50/50 of Jonathan and DIO.
If he was raised by DIO, he could very well become his true sucessor in evil. Even in canon Giorno is pretty much DIO 2.0 and more successful than his father was.
But I believe in Giorno's Joestar spirit, and it's ability to rise above even shitty circumstances of fate. And DIO's charisma is not infallible (Hol Horse was halfway out the door already).

I definitely would like to see a scenario like this happening.
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>>151540337
oh and reminder that there's seriously /v/ermin in here who base their opinion of characters on their k/d score
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>>151540405
Hol Horse is also the straightest jojo character bar none. Its no wonder he was so quick to run from DIO, he didnt want the kono dio cock like every other one of his boot lickers
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>>151540415
It's a battle manga. I'm sure you think Smokey wasn't useless either.
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>>151540336
I don't do requests, I rarely draw anymore
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>>151540405
Giorno would love Jonathan though. He's everything that he would have idolized. I think Jonathan would have loved Giorno too. In the conclusion of PB its clear that Jonathan has a weird fondness for DIO despite everything, and I think Giorno would be the full concentration of all that fondness, completely justified considering Giorno isnt an irredeemable piece of shit like his dad.
>>
Has Araki made a recent list of his favorite characters?
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>>151540483
>it's a battle manga

Lol
Then why are you even arguing
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>>151540540
This.
Jonathan and Giorno deserved a DHA more than DIO and Giorno, tbqh.
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>>151540540
I think that would/could become a problem. Jonathan would focus too much on the Dio part of Giorno. Maybe even an unhealthy obession.
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>>151540635
I'm saying Ceasar was useless, which he was. You're the one sperging out m8.
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>>151540602
Nope. Willing to bet both Gappy and Damo would be on it though.
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>>151540483
Caesar got the antidote from Wamuu's ring and helped Joseph defeat ACDC for good.
I'm not trying to say he was a fantastic character who accomplished plenty, but he was not useless.
Not to mention being a fantastic foil to Joseph
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>>151540790
I'm guessing Gappy, Damo, Bruno, Rohan, Josuke, Jotaro, Mista, Kira, DIO
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>>151540682
No fag, I'm saying why even argue if you feel that way.
Your opinion is objectively laughable if you are in it for the
>hype bro!
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how much would you pay for this?
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>>151540476
Honestly, Hol Horse might be a bit of a joke, but you gotta at least respect him for what he's done. He outlived all of DIO's followers and DIO himself, AND all the Crusaders bar Joseph, failed three times and walked away with it, and had the balls to try and shoot DIO.
He has the kind of luck Kira wishes he had.

>>151540540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNoaSClDYTQ
Their EOH interactions show that neither of them have any idea of how close they really are (although they feel it because of the bloodline connection). Jonathan feels a lot of Dio in him, and Giorno feels a warmth towards Jonathan. And Jonathan would be appalled by some of Giorno's less-than-honorable deeds, he is a criminal after all.

He wouldn't cease to love Giorno, though. It's Jonathan, he sees the good in everyone. And they'd definitely be close together because, as you said, Giorno took DIO's traits and used them for positive things.

It's a shame EOH never actually shows Jonathan figuring out that DIO stole his body, or that he is (sorta) Giorno's father.
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Favorite character from each part?
>Zeppeli
>Wham
>Hol Horse
>Tonio
>Mista
>Pucci
>Magenta Magenta
>Gappy
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>>151540894
How much would you pay for a Persona-style part 4 sequel where you explore Morioh and deal with various supernatural threats and solve the mystery behind why the town has so many disappearances (because that wasn't all Kira)
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>>151541019
>this will never happen
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>>151540894
>pucci panel
>VERY fast speedwagon accelerating at incredible hihg speed
I'd pay $5 at most desu
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>>151540894
I want to see how the fuck would Speedwagon explain King Crimson.
Actually, how does he even understand what's going on without a Stand ?

Maybe his Stand ability is the power of exposition
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>>151540889
Ceasar was a good character but he was as useless as a character in a battle manga can get, that is fact.

>Your opinion is objectively laughable if you are in it for the hype bro!
Nowhere in my post did I imply that. And yeah, I'm sure you're an intellect who is in it for the philosophical aspect and deep themes of Part 2.
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>>151541106
>Say retarded shit
>Get called out for being retarded
>"w-well i get what you mean now..."
>Suddenly not as retarded

Lol well thank god for that, anon :^)
Glad you were just pretending
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