What is Pink Dark Boy about ?
Rohan's adventures adapted into a comic ?
What if all the characters have their own counterparts in the comic ?
Also, when is Rohan going to put a chick with big boobs on the comic ?
Why dont you give it a read and buy all the merchandise its selling?
My friends, fellow shitposters. I just want you to know that Joushuu makes me happy.
Reminder that Joshu will
recieve a HUGE power boost, causing Jobin to finally view him as worthy but end up betraying him for the many bullying years, before growing out of control and being murdered by a third party (probably some other rock men)
Let's say Kira decided to make a hand harem of out every single female stand and hamon user in JoJo (including Tequila Joseph). Could any of the girls stop him or would they all fall victim and become his "girlfriends"?
I hope they completely delete Giorno's power-deflection instead of just blatantl retconning it halfway through. I won't care much if they keep the life-punch though, at lwast that can be interpreted as "it still happens but is never acknowledged"
More scenes showing the drug-problems. As-is the ONLY drug-users we actually see are the kid at the start and the hobo at the end, it makes Buccellati and Giorno's motivation seem really weak.
More scenes connecting La Squadra together, just brief stuff similar to Melone calling Ghiaccio that makes them seem like more of a team, and foreshadowing the appearance of the next one.
Giorno and Abbacchio sharing a few less-hostile words before Abbacchio's death. It doesn't need to be major or anything, something as simple as Giorno saying he respected Abbacchio's drive or wishing him luck before Abbacchio grumpily tells him to get back to work would be enough.
Getting rid of Buccellati insulting Pesci before killing him, it was looking to be the first honorable and respectful fights since N'doul before then.
Reminder that you Jobin fags are no one. Your favourite character is so weak that he had to ask others to get rid of Gappy.
Meanwhile Joushuu and NKC could easily body Gappy. As of now.
Do you think he makes Koichi cosplay as him? Someone should draw that.
>Giorno will never have an actual full on fight with Diavolo
>Giorno will never get his shit completely wrecked
>Giorno will never get his hands on the arrow and use it on the brink of death
>Gold Experience will never briefly "give life" on a conceptual level to the picture of Giorno's dad
>DIO will never disorient Diavolo enough in a quick second to give Giorno an opening for a final blow
>Giorno will never stop to ponder just what happened that allowed him to win
Isn't she one of the weakest stand users in the entire series?
It stars a handsome, heroic and powerful guy named Esorih Ihciok, who goes along by the name of Pink Dark Boy, solving misteries with the help of his talented friend and secret romantic partner Ebihsik Nahor.
Also, there's a really dumb bully named Atakihsagih Ekusoj who just keeps messing with poor Ebihsik Nahor but always gets beaten up in the end.
Tequila Joseph alone could beat him.
For real though I wouldn't bet against Jolyne. She's got even more of a relentless and merciless warrior-spirit than Jotaro, the one that terrified Kira the most, and Stone Free's versatility and range would give it an edge over KQ.
Hermes could potentially do some cool shit against it too, since she was able to tank extremely damaging injuries by doubling up on the body-parts in question she might be able to weather some of his explosions.
>use HD on Koichi
>write that he can't remember anything you do to him
>clean him up
>send him on his way
Heaven's Door would be such a good rape stand
>Joshu gets "Involved"
>Ends up in the sewer where he belongs with the Nosferatu
>Jobin stays healthy, clean and gets other people to do his work for him
>Jobin managed to get married to the girl he love not be repulsed by her
>Joshu chase idols
>Part 5 anime
>Mista's gun and bullets are CGI
>Sex Pistol's are all CGI
I forgot how Meat Spray works.
Well, off to rereading part 7
>and Stone Free's versatility and range would give it an edge over KQ
>pitting a stand that's basically a giant ball of yarn against a stand that's basically a giant cat
Jolyne would get fucking destroyed
>KQ is distracted by A Stone free yarn
>KQ gets in close
>im putting you out of commision
>5 page ORA beatdown
she will be fine
Open Jojo RP
Name: joiym joigym
Ability: ability to alter the perception of cultural significance of something in anyone but the user
Who would be the best lay?
Who would be the worst lay?
>KQ gets distracted by yarn
>touches yarn and turns into a bomb
>yarn is part of Jolyne
>Jolyne is now a bomb
Like I said. Fucking. Destroyed.
Abbacchio because he's into
Fug, could Jolyne just mobious strip the explosions path to forever be trying to reach her or is it just bye bye prison girl?
or would she cut a body part off before she is completely dusted?
Probably Abbacchio or Bruno for best, they're the oldest and most composed so they'd have the experience.
Mista or Narancia would probably blow their loads early and Fugo would give you all sorts of diseases.
Name: Kil Ursellf
Stand: Noose Goose
Ability: ability to cause others to commit suicide
>or would she cut a body part off before she is completely dusted?
She wouldn't have enough time because the explosion would be internal at her position since she was the bomb. If she cut it off before he pushes the switch she'd be fine though. But Jolyne doesn't like to do that because cutting the string also means cutting yourself.
If you really think about it Kira would be the absolute worst opponent for Jolyne to ever fight because her entire strategy revolves around immobilizing and attacking the enemy with her string, which is a part of herself.
Giorno: Probably has erectile dysfunction
Fugo: Has AIDS, probably grunts and pounds his chest too, both are mood killers
Mista: Grunter, also cums in 3 minutes max
Narancia: Would cum before he gets it in
Abbacchio and Bruno are the only legitimate choices if you want a good fuck.
Buccellati was grudgingly impressed by how he'd changed, he talked about how he'd seen the nobility in his eyes.
Dies from a heart attack or something before Kira can even reach her
might slap him, but only makes Kira's dick harder
Same as Erina
Kira falls in love and jokingly calls himself "Kira Kira", before using the spin to kill her and dance with her parts
"It turns out you were actually turning YOURSELF into a bomb!"
Joseph appears out of nowhere and, again, asspulls his way out. If that's not allowed, she's dead as well
"Oh you're killing me? Ok! <3", or gets protected by Jotaro
Stabs Kira in the eye. Nurse win
Gets protected by Jotaro-san. Dies otherwise
We know Kira doesn't care much for sacrificing a limb if he can replace it, so Kira would win both on a 1v1 and a "distance" fight
Enya wins because she has justice, which is symbolic or whatever
Kira can just turn whatever metallic object into a small-radius bomb (like he did with that asshole in his apartment), but this might be pretty hard with a storm of nails or fixed objects like rails
Dies unless protected by Josuke
Kills her but gets run over by Rohan driving an ambulance
>Aya, Reimi, other Morioh women
We've seen the results
Too drunk, neglected his son too much for him to care for her life
Diavolo realizes her daughter's in danger (and so is the secrecy of his DNA, in turn), so he donuts the fuck outta Kira. Or all the gang shoot so they can protect their only boobs. Otherwise, she MIGHT stand a chance
Dies like a bitch
Jolyne comes and protects her (Jotaro neglects both), otherwise no chance
Kujo (TM) ora ora bitch
Good luck hitting that detonator with a broken thumb
Turns into a guy so Kira is repulsed
Wes and Pucci protect her, otherwise dies
Too long to include the SBRverse, what do you think? Did I miss anyone?
What if Kira and Dio swapped dads ?
And birth circumstances ?
Killer Queen Requiem: causes any person who says, acknowledges, or even thinks about the name, existence, or identity of Yoshikage Kira, minus himself, to spontaneously combust and explode, and further wiping any memory or traces of existence of that victim from everybody and everything on the planet.
How does Kira screw this up
>More scenes showing the drug-problems. As-is the ONLY drug-users we actually see are the kid at the start and the hobo at the end, it makes Buccellati and Giorno's motivation seem really weak.
Isn't it just Giorno who thinks this is wrong, with Buccellati going along because he wants to unmask the boss and then pretty quickly afterwards Giorno's main motivation shifts to becoming a GANG-STAR?
Depends on what happens when your stand gets turned into a bomb. Since the string is a part of Jolyne's body the explosion would probably go straight to her and her stand and by extension the string would disintegrate shortly after like what happened with Harvest.
Things really get ugly when you consider that all of her string is technically "her" so any object her string is wrapped around can be charged like Kira did against Shigechi.
It's a really lopsided matchup. Doesn't help that KQ and SF have the same stats. A in power and B in speed. Basically think of it as her fight against C-Moon except 100x worse and the Mobius Strip trick wouldn't work.
Is he straight either, though? Kira's attracted to hands themselves, not the women they're attached to. I doubt he'd go no-homo if he was faced with some attractive trap hands.
Also his SBR counterpart was notably only attracted to male hands.
JoJolion vol 14 is the third best selling manga of last week, with an estimated 216,042 copies sold
I feel Dio would grow up to be a jerkass triumphant bussinessman who CAN kill but doesnt really kill anyone and is content with being rich.
Kira would be Jonathans little meek brother who prefers to be left alone and can fuck you up if needed, he probably would get along really well with George and be Jojo and Erina best man along with Speedwagon.
Unless he develops his fetish anyways, in that case woopsie.
kira decides to test it on a random guy / a rival at work
kishibe rohan happens to be passing during that exact moment by and tells jotaro about it
Josuke would be the most attractive Jojo if not for his shitty haircut.
No. Buccellati had a sensitive spot about drugs because of how they got his father killed, he was probably more passionate about it than Giorno was. And Narancia expressed ambivalence about Luka's death because he sold drugs to kids, Buccellati's gang probably all disapproved of it.
He'd explode the gay away and not even bother to take his creepy mannish little hand.
Better than that. We even know why.
Fuck it, I'll do SBRverse now
I don't think she has too much of a chance, though Diego might want to protect his waifu (and might still not stand a chance)
No chance, Valentine can't protect her
Supposedly has no chance, but will survive due to sheer luck
"choose: SERIAL KILLER or SAFE ROUTE", or just summons Gappy
Kira won't let Kira get anywhere near her, both Kira and Kira get obliterated due to the multiverse rules
She dies, but peapod-san drives a fire-fighting truck to crush Kira's spine
Both have a chance. Hato can fucking stab him in the throat
She's blind, but she has a pretty OP stand, so who knows. Maybe she deletes all his memories, including having Killer Queen and his fetish, and becomes a living DMQ Kira
We don't know the limits of Kato's stand yet, but sh might have a chance. Or have Jobin join in the fight and probably beat him in a 2v1
>How does Kira screw this up
He gets ran over by an ambulance while crossing the street because he got cocky again.
He also instantly kills his dad. Again.
>Also his SBR counterpart was notably only attracted to male hands
He was a sailor for a reason.
>both Kira and Kira get obliterated due to the multiverse rules
Would that really work in this instance? It'd be like having Johnny and Jonathan obliterate each other. They're really not the same people. Close, but not the same.
>Johnny and Jonathan obliterate each other
Jonathan would probably just use hamon bullshit to make his skin hard or something so Johnny would splatter against him like a bug on a windshield
With Joshuu's kid? Okay, anon, if you insist...
Is this Jojo kino?
The fight is at night time, it's going to look dark as hell in the anime.
As a villain
>complete asshole who uses his powers with the most ridiculous dramatic gestures
>elaborately painting a picture of his target then striking it
>showing off his possession abilities by holding a puppet
>climbs a building and poses in the window when he could have just taken the door
>sends an elaborately written letter to his target
>has a cool possession ability that he actually uses
>"I'm evil ?
As a hero
Honestly I don't hate Kakyoin and I don't think he is anywhere as bad as Caesar but he was a lot more fun as a minor villain doing stupid things than a minor hero doing nothing.
Do you think DIO would've had much of a hand in raising Giorno and his other kids if he'd lived? How different would the kids have turned out?
If kira kills holly before him, jotaro stops time for about 10 seconds, develops star platinum: fist bomb, and destroys kira in stopped time
I think he hoped they would just piss their pants, hand over Gappy and live another day.
He's a bad guy but he doesn't seem evil.
More like he's stuck in some crime circuit and making the best of it.
I mean his son basically has super cancer, for years he has been secretly affiliated with human looking creatures not above brutally torturing and murdering others for a fucking fruit, so he might as well have been trying all along to just be the only one having to dirty his hands and keep the rest of his family out of it, only to have some random dude fuck literally everything up right before his eyes.
>Pucci w/ Whitesnake
>Pucci w/ C-Moon
No clue. It'd be a 1-hit kill either way.
>Pucci w/ MiH
Maybe if he can get BtD to work. Otherwise he wouldn't stand a fucking chance.
I am an immense Kirafag but that's bullshit. Star Platinum made Killer Queen its bitch while Jotaro was on the verge of death with 90% of his blood gone. The only way Kira wins is with SHA, and the only reason he caught Jotaro in the first place was Koichi being a smartass.
Bites the Dust is the only way Kira beats "everyone" and even that has its limitations.
Rykiel and Ungaro would be snacks. Versace and Giorno would be allowed to live, in which they'd eventually conspire to kill their father.
I know he was crying but the GO GO GO makes ot weird. Does he have a nasal cry?
Unless the kids promise to never abandon their dad and always ""serve"" him, he wouldnt give a fuck about them.
Shit, I forgot about Valentine. Yeah he'd likely beat Kira unless he gets turned into a bomb. Then he's fucked because not enough time to switch bodies. Unless KQ's bomb turns into a dud as soon as he crosses dimensions.
Kars would die. He can't see stands and even as an ultimate life form he'd be reduced to nothing, not even dust, so there's be nothing for him to regenerate from. I'm not even going to mention Dio.
DIO has a talent for corrupting young men in need of guidance so he'd probably keep his kids around to turn them into followers.
He wouldn't actually do parental stuff like changing diapers or putting his kids to sleep, this would probably be the job of his servants. He would just let them sit on his lap while he was being worshipped or teach them whatever he could teach.
The kids would grow up spoiled and without hardships, but they would be lonely and evil. And DIO would just eat them if he needed some Joestar blood.
>What gave kira an erection?
Yup. Giorno learned from the best
I finally understand how this fight ends. Giorno kicks a plant into the propeller as the plant reverts back to the bullet and the propeller hits the bullet into him.
I mean, I like to look at cute Mudad fan art, but let's be real: DIO is an irredeemable monster. EOH is right in showing that he wouldn't see Giorno as anything more than a particularly strong follower, and would kill him if he became a problem.
>Man with (not)laser eyes
>Man who can fire all sorts of deadly animals
Sure not seeing stands is their biggest weakness, but I think you're underestimating 2 of the most cunning villains, who both happen to have much more ranged projectile attacks than Kira has.
Don't count them out that easy.
For some reason everytime i see stuff from Part 8 i get an urge to read it. Can i go straight from Part 4?
Went back to the old scans just now, they never fucking mentioned that.
Yeah, the people who see him as a cute daddy are kidding themselves. Wonder which order he'd like his kids in, though?
I imagine it'd be Giorno>Vercace>Rykiel>Ungalo
Maybe put Rykiel higher if he manned up though, awakened Rykiel was like Jonathan 2.0.
>and most of part 5 can as well
>Fugo maybe (depends on whether or not KQ can blow up the virus like an "object" or use SC to create an air bubble barrier)
>Black Sabbath maybe (would blowing up the stand even affect Polpo?) also stabbing Kira with the arrow a third time might be a very bad idea
>Kraft Work (unless kinetic manipulation doesn't work on stands in which case SHA would fuck him up)
>Illuso unless blowing up the mirror kills him in which case he's fucked also would Killer Queen and SHA be counter as separate stands
>holy shit Beach Boy is fucking OP thank God its user is retarded (can it phase through stands too?)
>lol Rolling Stones
There's a lot, but I think Kira would fair decently against most of them. Part 5 had a crazy lineup relatively speaking.
There's a difference between getting destroyed normally and what Killer Queen does. It's like asking what'd happen if The Hand or Cream erased Black Sabbath. But I don't think Polpo would feel anything.
consecutive 9's confirm this
haha and then what ;)
Wouldn't doing that, by extension, make him an actual retard?
>suck someone's dick for 10 years for sugar and money
What the fuck nigga, your stand is strong as fuck.
Kakyoin should have had more major fights besides Death 13. Pretty much every fight he was involved with was won because he found out their abilities, though.
He was smart as fug but Hierophant Green was heavily underutilized.
I know Diavolo would wreck Kira like no tomorrow but what if he fought Doppio instead? If purple twank gets rekt Diavolo dies too. Also Kira is no stranger to killing kids
Giorno would definitely be his favorite. Giorno is a 50/50 combination of Jonathan and DIO's traits, he's the living embodiment of Dio's quote in Part 1 that "he and Jonathan were as one being". Giorno is that being. DIO shows plenty of respect for him in EOH even if that respect is, as usual, tempered by DIO's selfishness and ego.
To guide the misfortunate Donatello, Ungalo and Rykiel to his side would be child’s play should he ever require them. But in some ways I doubt he’d want them, they have no real drive or strength of character of their own volition, they didn’t really inherit the Joestar spirit, nor the ambitiousness of a Brando. It was only through Pucci that they started to display any true motivations of their own. Then he would want them.
Rykiel is the most like Jonathan, and that includes Jonathan's negative traits (initially being sort of a childish and immature wimp). He's not on Giorno's level but he's not too below either. Probably the 2nd favorite.
I think DIO would dislike Donatello and Ungalo since Donatello is pretty much some of the worst parts of DIO combined and Ungalo is just 100% pure Brando disgustiness. Ungalo is every single shitty Brando trait that DIO despised in Part 1. I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash.
Realistically, how long would it take to get ripped enough to cosplay a JoJo?
Like a year to be Gappy, ten years to be Jotaro, or what
>I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash
>Kira is having a beautiful duwang as usual
>Doppio comes along and thinks the severed hand is a phone
>Diavolo can't come out for some reason
>can only give Doppio Epitaph and KC's jerk off hand
Can he do it?
If you are talking about Gappy then 3 years. (Look at the picture with his shirt off, he's fucking jacked more than Jotaro)
If you are talking about Jotaro in his unrealistic Part 3 artstyle than 5+ years with roids and/or good genetics.
Canonically Jotaro doesnt even lift. He's 82 kg at 195cm Kek.
I forgot about Johnny
Am I seriously that retarded?
Also D4C Should be called TWoSaS
If you are talking Jonathan you might as well give up.
>tfw I'm tall but not fit enough to cosplay my favorite JoJo
>go through all of Steel Ball Run with Johnny and Gyro
>Gyro gets an emotional send-off
>Johnny ends the part alive in a really fulfilling way
>Next part we get a flashback and he had his head crushed by a rock and fucking died
God dammit Araki
>I doubt he'd even want to keep Ungalo around, he'd just throw him in the trash.
Ungalo is the easily manipulated owner of one of the most destructive stands in the series. Would DIO really throw that away?
>Stands > everything that came before
KQ and D4C are pretty much the only main villain stands that have any realistic chance of permanently killing Kars or Dio, so that's essentially false already.
And Kars has enough power of his own that one wonders if he really needs a stand.
Rohan struggled against mere cats and dogs.
having someone fare against an army of deadly insects (who might have the same durability as Kars himself) is gonna be very hard, even with your stand being essentially immune to damage in that fight.
>forgot about Johnny
It's a shame if he was forgettable to you, I love the little bastard
Nigga he's my second favourite jojo and I forgot about him
If fanart says anything they'd start a domestic life together
but then it will jst be jo's bizarre adventure : (
Dio had his head vertically bisected by a sword and didn't even flinch.
Has it ever been stated how much pulp his head had to be before he's officially dead?
I mean DIO had barely anything of a head left and was still technically alive only to die in the Egyptian sun.
That and even with a stand coming close to Dio is risky business.
Oh and I forgot Whitesnake.
If Doppio married Kira, who would wear the pants in the relationship? Doppio is obviously very girly but Kira is a good cook and likes everything to stay safe and clean.
>KQ and D4C are pretty much the only main villain stands that have any realistic chance of permanently killing Kars or Dio, so that's essentially false already
What about Whitesnake? He could steal their souls or implant a stand disc that tells them to spontaneously combust.
I think his brain just needs to have a significant portion of it crushed or otherwise fucked, stuff like Silver Chariot's and Jonathan's swords didn't do much to it at all.
Makes me wonder what would've happened to his corpse if it hadn't been destroyed in the sun, though. Would it have just stayed like that without rotting, eventually just shriveled up and died, would it grow a new head etc.
Ungalo is like the living breathing reminder of what a fundamentally ugly and broken DIO is, and what his life could have been like had he not been taken in by the Joestars or became immortal. He's the closest one to Dario, even.
DIO might keep him around just for the sake of Bohemian Rhapsody. But since it's not too difficult to counter Bohemian Rhapsody, then Ungalo would just be an ugly, useless offense to DIO's existence.
His appeal is his boyish charm though
How would you describe a boy who looked like this?
He would team up with DIO, then take his disc.
In stopped time he could take Kira and all 3 bombs.
The rest is just pure randomness and snowball.
The boss is cute! Cute!
>Doppio is a moron who constantly messes things up
>Kira is an OCD clean freak
>Doppio almost assuredly has slender feminine hands
I'm not even gay and I can see the appeal of this
True dat. He pretty much rides a line between trap and twink. It's something I can masturbate to without many intrusive gay thoughts.
Narancia's a hideous little gremlin though. The fanart lies.
Something tells me he'd be dead before he got the chance. Diavolo would just predict it with Epitaph and attack Pucci first. Valentine would just hide in another dimension until there was only one left who he could just beat relatively easily.
Kira probably die. Unless Kira gets corned and can use BtD without someone smashing his hand, then he wins. I wonder what would happen to Diavolo's predictions if a BtD loop happened in the middle of them.
DIO would get fucked early on.
tl;dr: nobody would understand what the fuck was happening and everybody would probably die
Flying back and exploding are all within things possible for a frog to go through. Blowing up Dio might kill him but it'd tickle ultimate Kars. That's why you'd need D4C or KQ to annihilate them completely.
Doppio probably has thick pink chest hairs poking out of his tiddy window
I wish they'd make Doppio a separate character in the games, shame the people who make jojo games nowadays seems very uncreative.
I mean, just compare HttF's roster to ASB/EoH.
>Kira probably die
I don't know. Looking like a regular salaryman with a stand that ostensibly cannot affect time seems like a good way to keep him alive since there'd be bigger fish for everyone to fry.
Would you Bossu or Doppio?
No, Diavolo wouldn't donut you, look at Donatella.
I know I'd Bossu
Why not both?
That image makes me sad, if only they could have met face to face
Just give Fugo an anime-only SOL episode after he leaves so he is shown to at least still have a fucking life and shit
>everyone is fighting
>Kira just sneaks up on PB Dio chops off his head blows up his body and turns him into BtD carrier bomb
>if he tries to use eye lasers can block with KQ
This nigga grabbed a dude, made some bitch change his face and fingerprints, killed him, put a hole in her throat and turned her into a bomb and left all without a left hand in under a minute. I think he changed his tie and shoes too.
Friendly reminder that those aren't tattoos and you've all been deceived again
Pisses me off to this day that Araki had him lose to D'Arby right after he came back, even Avdol got his moment with the genie stand and he's the posterboy for underused Jojo heroes
Wait, no, I just watched both scenes again. He took Kosaku's suit and jacket then I guess bought some matching pants before reaching his new home. Either way that's a pretty damn fast wardrobe change
>it's just lingerie like Bruno
Wait, so why does Diavolo dress Doppio in a cut-up sweater and open shirt and pants with exposed thighs and lingerie underneath?
>this is bd
>Diavolo was sentenced to infinite years of death
>he probably just transformed into Doppio so Doppio would suffer the punishment
How would you rate Jojo Part 8 so far? I just started reading it and Koichi's female version and the MC are fun as hell
I bet he makes Doppio wear panties
The same thing happened with Kira. In some images he's skinny and in others he's got Stardust Crusader-itis
That's correct. Can't remember if it was like that in the manga. He definitely bought new ones since he's wearing white at Shinobu's (in the anime)
I'm actually somewhat amazed they didn't run over and beat the fuck out of him since nobody else in that crowd had mismatched purple pants
I love it, Josuke is my favorite Jojo, the rest of the cast is really entertaining and Fruitdad is GOAT.
The plot has been steadily progressing too, I'm excited to see where it's going.
Anyone felt that phantom blood is a rip off of castlevania + north star?
>mfw part 7 and 8 are Rohan's adaptations of parts 1 to 6
I LOVE NARANCIA SO MUCH
HE IS CUTE AND SMELLS LIKE CITRUS
I ALREADY MADE HIM MY WIFE
I'M SO GLAD I HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE
kakyoin is a fucking weirdo with oral fixations whose personality goes from "i'm overly polite because i want to avoid dealing with conflict/something annoying" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID YOU STUPID FUCK" depending on the person hes talking to
also he's smart and overly meticulous and loves his parents apparently
>Rohan knows about the events of Parts 1 and 2 and 3 from hanging out with Joseph and Jotaro, and wants to use those as material for his manga
>decides to re-write Jonathan, the legendary pure hero, into a cynical, selfish cripple who's more human and fallible
>is interested in what he hears about Dio but decides to give him a tragic backstory so readers may sympathize with him
>wants to write about the Zeppelis but most of what he knows is about Caesar so he just combines Will and Caesar into a cowboy named Gyro
>reinvents the vampires and the Pillar Men into Scary Monsters and Rock People, which are things he knows better
>incorporates Josuke but makes his name that of a dog
>makes Koichi a pretty girl and a main character
>decides to turn Kira into a hero
>turns Yukako into a stinky homeless slut
I can see that happening.
When is his self-insert going to show up in JJL ?
I want to smash and cut that bitch Diavolo's face until it's nothing less than a bloody pulp not even remotely resembling a human anymore.
Just punch the stupid shit out of his mouth until no teeth remain to get in the way of that beautiful fucking impact, while he slowly loses his sight, the smell of blood in the air, goes deaf and blacks out completely to rot on the rainy street. Not ready to die though, he'll be found by some jewish samaritans and rescued back to life, but never again looking nor feeling the same as he used to, becoming just an empty carcass devoid of human life.
It's true that he'd kill him but from the games we can see that he does have a fondness for Giorno, even if it is purely on a "you have these qualities that make you useful to me, i'm going to use you" level, which Giorno would fucking hate if he had met his dad after being "raised" by his mom, but if he were raised solely by DIO, I wonder if he would have that same spirit of "I won't be used by anyone". Would he be so conditioned by his father that he wouldn't know any better?
>Koichi is a girl and Kira's not a complete dick
>also kills Josuke before the story even starts
Huh, it's all coming together now.
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW
Why is it so hard to find Doppio porn?
>if I call it a meme then I can discredit his opinion
It is a meme.
>lel kakyoin was useless
>lel ceaser was useless
are both memes forced hardcore by dumb shounen niggers who use TVtropes as a guide for good writing.
I don't need to discredit a shit opinion, the manga does it for me.
From the Nip releases I always got the idea that he only had kids as fodder for Heaven, like he couldn't trust anyone else so he decided to make a trustworthy person instead, but then after meeting Pucci he kicked them all to the curb.
It's only two years ago
The man with the suit and the face
Not porn but I drew a Doppio a couple of days ago.
My love is like a high prison wall
But you could leave me standing so tall
In the games, DIO is no more fond of Giorno than he is of someone like N'Doul, or even Hol Horse. And Giorno despises him in the game for being, well, an evil scumbag who is not at all the man Giorno idolized in his childhood. Their interactions are mostly negative, with Giorno expressing a thinly-veiled disgust and hatred.
>Would he be so conditioned by his father that he wouldn't know any better?
Giorno straddles a very thin line as character because he is really morally sketchy. Like I said, he is a 50/50 of Jonathan and DIO.
If he was raised by DIO, he could very well become his true sucessor in evil. Even in canon Giorno is pretty much DIO 2.0 and more successful than his father was.
But I believe in Giorno's Joestar spirit, and it's ability to rise above even shitty circumstances of fate. And DIO's charisma is not infallible (Hol Horse was halfway out the door already).
I definitely would like to see a scenario like this happening.
Hol Horse is also the straightest jojo character bar none. Its no wonder he was so quick to run from DIO, he didnt want the kono dio cock like every other one of his boot lickers
Giorno would love Jonathan though. He's everything that he would have idolized. I think Jonathan would have loved Giorno too. In the conclusion of PB its clear that Jonathan has a weird fondness for DIO despite everything, and I think Giorno would be the full concentration of all that fondness, completely justified considering Giorno isnt an irredeemable piece of shit like his dad.
Caesar got the antidote from Wamuu's ring and helped Joseph defeat ACDC for good.
I'm not trying to say he was a fantastic character who accomplished plenty, but he was not useless.
Not to mention being a fantastic foil to Joseph
Honestly, Hol Horse might be a bit of a joke, but you gotta at least respect him for what he's done. He outlived all of DIO's followers and DIO himself, AND all the Crusaders bar Joseph, failed three times and walked away with it, and had the balls to try and shoot DIO.
He has the kind of luck Kira wishes he had.
Their EOH interactions show that neither of them have any idea of how close they really are (although they feel it because of the bloodline connection). Jonathan feels a lot of Dio in him, and Giorno feels a warmth towards Jonathan. And Jonathan would be appalled by some of Giorno's less-than-honorable deeds, he is a criminal after all.
He wouldn't cease to love Giorno, though. It's Jonathan, he sees the good in everyone. And they'd definitely be close together because, as you said, Giorno took DIO's traits and used them for positive things.
It's a shame EOH never actually shows Jonathan figuring out that DIO stole his body, or that he is (sorta) Giorno's father.
How much would you pay for a Persona-style part 4 sequel where you explore Morioh and deal with various supernatural threats and solve the mystery behind why the town has so many disappearances (because that wasn't all Kira)
I want to see how the fuck would Speedwagon explain King Crimson.
Actually, how does he even understand what's going on without a Stand ?
Maybe his Stand ability is the power of exposition
Ceasar was a good character but he was as useless as a character in a battle manga can get, that is fact.
>Your opinion is objectively laughable if you are in it for the hype bro!
Nowhere in my post did I imply that. And yeah, I'm sure you're an intellect who is in it for the philosophical aspect and deep themes of Part 2.
>Say retarded shit
>Get called out for being retarded
>"w-well i get what you mean now..."
>Suddenly not as retarded
Lol well thank god for that, anon :^)
Glad you were just pretending