>you walk into your lab >see this >what do Well?

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>>151481025
Nicely ask it to get some clothes.

>>151481025
What a cute little girl.

>>151481120
First post best post. Thread over.

>>151481025
Ask if it conforms to a binary gender.

>>151481203
I don't think they have clothes anon, that's kind of the issue here.

>>151481025
Rather flat chested girl.

>>151481332
You mean ask it about it's DNA?
I don't think it knows it's genomic composition.
It probably has a dick, so XY it is.

probably its a man

>>151481025
>first thing I thought when I see this was the clones from Let It Die

>>151481025
>inspect it to see if it's a girl
>fuck it anyway

>>151481025
>check out penis
>if i'm bigger fuck it
>if i'm smaller get fucked

>>151481025
Throw it back in a tank, it's not done cooking yet.

>>151481025
>teach it to be moral fag
>win the holy grail war (fake)

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>>151481025
can someone who is into art tell me if that pose is good and not anatomically incorrect? i want to use it for reference but his spine looks broken

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>>151481025
>my lab

Tell the Organization to not let SERN find this at all cost.
Meanwhile, I'm gonna teach him (?) to be my underling.

>>151481938
It looks fine, he's just very skinny.
Also, use real life image and not anime drawing if you wanna git gud.

>>151482148
Fate/Apocrypha

>>151482218
>Fate/Apocrypha
No homolust then? Damn

>>151481025
>troubleshot why one of my specimens is free
>sedate and put it in a new container
>based on my troubleshooting, make measures this incident doesn't repeat

>>151481938

You're looking at it too hard. A lot of poses look impossible if you stare too long.

>>151481025

Give him some food, looks like his skeleton is about to pop out.

>>151482314
there is literally no pose impossible, giving time and proper exercises, bones and muscles can be reshaped

>>151481938
Are you stupid? Can you not stand up and rotate your torso slightly to the side?

>>151481025
Engage lab safety protocols, hit the emergency containment procedures alarm and command the lab's AI mainframe to engage autistic mode. There's a military grade androsynth with class 3 implants loose, that's nothing to joke about.

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p-please eat these...

>>151481025
>My Lab
That's clearly Gero's Lab.
I don't use male specimens unlike that old faggot. I mean he even has a fucking Black and Albino dude and fucking Southern Hick.
So which one is this? 11? 12? 10?
God damn. Now where's my lab where I'm attempting to make Senshi, Muse, Scath-Sensei and Aeris from the ground up?

>>151482402
>no failsafe installed
smfh tbqh fa.m

>>151482218
Wait Maoyuu artist is drawing that? Shit I ignored it for too long then.

>>151481025
Tell it it shouldn't be out of medbay just yet but I will get some towels and explain everything.
if it works I will make a B-line for the emergency boomstick and lure it near with the promise of coffee and or the pictures that help explain the state of the world or whatever the lie was.

>>151481938
It's not impossible but it's not a comfortable pose.
The only purpose it has is to show off the butt.

>>151482585
nice meme

>>151483120
>it's not a comfortable pose.
speak for yourself fatty, it feels just as good as stretches

>>151481025
Is that supposed to be Gilgamesh fuck buddy?

>>151483177
Arching your back that way for a prolonged amount of time is uncomfortable.

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>>151481025
Kill him.

>>151481025
Kill it or put it back in the tank where it belongs. I have a lab full of specimens in tanks at my disposal. Why would I do anything else with an escaped one?

>>151483234
true, but I can't see your point

what implies he stays like that a ''prolonged amount of time''?

>>151481025
>drawing the ribs
>drawing the pec gap
Definitely homosexual.

>>151481025
Wtf? Literally no tits? Fuck off

>>151483394
Nothing, all I implied is that it's not a position you'd do naturally for most actions.
Other than stretching the only purpose it has is sex appeal.

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>>151481025
>no tiddies

>>151481025
Put it back in it's tube where it belongs.

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>>151481025
Hug, then pat in the head while saying "daijoubu". It seems frightened.

>>151483448
nigga, each time I wake up from bed/chair, bend over to pick something or I stretch I arch like that, especially if I have to pick up something heavy, that's called having a good posture

>>151483559
Why would you bend your back that way when you bend over to pick something?
If something you'd bend it the other side.

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>>151481025
>your lab
Too old and too male for my lab.

>>151481120
DEE DEE

>>151483641
2 words: death lifts
arched back is the healthy way to distribute great forces thru the body. Just look at animals, all the strong ones got their lumbar region arched back

and one last thing
>the only purpose it has is sex appeal
just so you can know, what our subconscious perceive as healthy, is coded to attract us, and what is perceived as unhealthy is coded to disgust. A good looking apple will make us hungry, a potential partner with good genes will make us want to have kids with. In the same way a rotten fruit would disgust us, and a ugly person would be perceived us a threat.

When something is sexy, changes are it's healthy too

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>>151483909
>thread about lab trap
>got tired looking for original pic through chain of replies
>it's evolution and /fit/
>the source pic is OP

>>151483909
That doesn't change anything, since my point was that you don't naturally arch your back for no reason.
In the picture he's not lifting anything, he's just standing here.

>>151484070
he could be in mid action

what you don't seem you understand is with art you don't all the time want to make it look like you are standing still for a picture, but you could emphasize an action, like standing up after you just, let's say, broke thru a glass panel, and he would be lifting his upper body in that case

and I just remember I also arch my back and keep it like that for a few minutes after going out of the bath, standing in warm water for like 30 min has that effect on me

>>151484005
At least it's a discussion of sorts instead of everyone calling eachother faggots.

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>>151484275
>tanding in warm water for like 30 min has that effect on me
Feeling sexy after shower anon?

So it's a guy or a weird ass abomination?

>>151484332
A male homunculus

>>151484070
>don't naturally arch your back
Why not?
Chicks do that to emhasize chest and butt.
In fact they learn to do that as soon as they start needing a bra to go out of the house.

>>151484364
Well that certainly sounds like something I'd have in my lab.

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>>151484332

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best girl

>>151481025
ASSISTANT-kun! Did you play with the chromosome valvule again?

This was supposed to be a loli.

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>>151484454
>valvule
Vulva and value?
Your inner thoughts betray you.

>>151484331
feeling strong actually. It relaxes all my muscles, and in contrast I feel the need to flex them after I go out, especially my erector spinae

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>>151484549

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>>151484628
just like that

>>151484549
do you get hard while doing it
i know i do

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>>151481304
And of course it gets deleted.

>>151481025
Should've gave it boobs, this looks awful. Time to put another one down, just another failure.

>>151484703
I just got out of shower dude, I am too dry for that

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Isn't that you, Sieg-kun?

>>151481025

Ask for sauce.

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These girls are pretty cute.

>>151485122
Oh, anon, you card.

>>151485122
I want to suck their girl penis

>>151485122
What makes a girl (male) want to dress like this?
Is it the lust for cock?

>>151485239
In Astolfo's case it's lack of reason.

>>151481025
Hit panic button, put on gas mask.

>>151485337
>>151485122
>no bulge

>>151485239
In Sieg's case it's lack of other options. He wasn't meant to exit the tank.

>>151481025
Wonder who the fuck gave me a lab and then proceed to find the bioweapon section.

>>151481025
Try to find the biggest red button while dancing and evading Dexter

>>151484393
>f2p gacha

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>in just a few more chapters

>>151481025
Is there a penis attached?

>yes
Kill it.

>no
Fuck her.

>>151485122
>you will never gangbang peasants with Astolfo
Why even live?

>>151486108
You got it backwards senpai.

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>>151486108
What a pleb taste.

Stop making me gay, faggots.

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>>151486108
0/10

>>151481025
>check gender
>if male, instant termination of the failure
>purge all other males in test tubes

>>151486197
You replied to this thread. Not being gay isn't a factor anymore.

>>151486255
cease thine homoerotic endeavors, anonymous!

>>151481025
Maybe it's his charm

Maybe it's Maybeline

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>>151486321
You sound like a homo enabler.

>>151486493
Oh boy, here comes the wankhamfags!

>>151482394
>own penis into own urethra

>>151486705
Well with one surgical incision I bet even I can pull it off.

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>not liking 2D traps
The normalfaggotry in this thread is astounding.

>>151486788
>pic
At this point it's the same as
>not liking 2D girls
Cuz nips literally
>draw petanko girl
>call it a boy

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>>151486826
But they're not boys, they're girls (male).

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>>151486926
It makes literally no difference to me as long as they make my dick hard and have holes available.
You people are all sexist.

>>151483432
No nipples, so definitely not.

>>151486926

You are straight (gay).

>>151481025
Is that Maouyu artist?

>>151487432
Yes.

>>151486108
More like,

Is there a penis attached?

>no
Kill it.

>yes
Fuck her.

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>>151488368

>>151488368
>penis
>her
Having a feminine penis doesn't make you a real girl, Pinoccio.

>>151489061
What the hell is a feminine penis?

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>>151489168
Penis of a girl (male).

Has ASSassin showed up yet?

>>151481025
>my lab
>not filled with meth
>instead there's just some faggot walking around naked
>a bunch of other people too
>MY lab
Almost got me there, OP.

>>151489290
But girls don't have dicks.

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>>151489420
You've been deceived.

>>151489443
In the world where I come from girls have vaginas.

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>>151489579
AN ALIEN!

>>151489625
No, I'm just not from the US.

>>151489689
Well, that explains it. In the US, everyone has a penis.

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>>151489689
>girls can't have dicks
>not from US
Like I said: an alien.

>>151484312
That might, for once, actually have made for a better thread than this bullshit.

What is this? Cant find it.

>>151490176
OTP

>tfw he's not in GO

>>151481025
Series?

>>151490608
He's at least mentioned in GO when you have Siegfrid in your party and Jeanne in My Room.

>>151489877
Kill yourself reddit

>>151481025

Kill him and Astolfo before they ruin the story