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What are the 10 commandments of Kyonism?

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What are the 10 commandments of Kyonism?
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1. Be tsun towards Haruhi
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2. Rational but smug skepticism
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3. Imoutos go into the bag
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>>151478482
4. Maybe her butt hurts.
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>>151478482
5. Be sarcastic
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6. Return club registration forms
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>>151478482
7. Don't answer phone until someone tells you to do so.
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8. Sudden psychological introspection and soliloquy
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9. Do your homework
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10. Do it for her
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10. Yare yare daze
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11. Do not punch the Haruhi
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12. Don't trust women.
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13. Every Sunday you need to masturbate to Asahina and scream her name when you orgasm
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>>151478482
I. Santa doesn't exist but he ought to
II. Ponytails are moe
III. Schools should not be built on hillsides
IIIa. Schools built on hillsides should not mandate PE
IV. Trust robots
V. Lust after timeditzes
VI. Avoid the lecherous advances of psychics
VII. Don't suck up to Haruhi
VIII. Don't say no to Haruhi
IX. Avoid Sasaki
X. Avoid knives
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>>151480341

I want to stick my dick in crazy
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>>151480341
>avoid knives
But that's no fun, Anon
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14. Subconsciously lust after Haruhi.
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>>151480235
..Did we just count to 10
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>>151480478
We've counted beyond 10
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>>151480512

we must do more
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>>151480370
AA+ girl
Why did they have to kill off such a perfect girl?
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15. If her hair's blue, she's probably bad for you
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>>151480663

16. If she's t h i c c then give her the d i c c
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17. Harass girls who don't know you and get your ass kicked by said girls
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18. Get caught up in stuff you never deserved.
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19. Suppress heretical thoughts
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20. Get drunk with Tsuruya at the end of every month
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>>151479152
Why does she lay like that?
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You know you want it.
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>>151483336
No
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>>151480478
That was all me btw :^)
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>>151483336
those socks make my dick go dokix2
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>>151483336

haruhisky is a fucking god
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>>151483863
Kyon best tsundere
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>>151484844
He needs to be dere more often. But I agree nonetheless.
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>>151485635
They both need to be but I guess it'd be boring then
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>>151478482
1. Large breasts are great
2. Small breasts are great
3. Medium-sized breasts are great
4. Flat chests are great
5. Budding breasts are great
6. Torpedo tits are great
7. Breasts with small areola's are great
8. Breasts with large areola's are great
9. Breasts with inverted nipples are great
10. All breasts are great
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>>151486109
You forgot his most important one.
>haruhi's breasts are the best
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>>151486109

Kyon better get a harem in S3
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1 - Ponytails turns me on
2 - Glasses turns me on
3 - Not Kyon-kun Denwa enough
4 - Koizumi best crush
5 - Nagato Yuki always saves my ass
6 - Still waiting for some real shit
7 - I am the center of the universe
8 - Not enough endless eight
9 - Not enough endless eight
10 - S3? You can wait little longer right?
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>>151487788
IIIIIIII BELIEEEEEEVE
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Kyon is P U R E
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>>151489018
sage
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Don't have anything to bump with so here's this silly thing I saved from a recent thread
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Haruhi wants this thread to stay on the front page.
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>>151492465
You've got your commandments now go put them into practice
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>>151486768
He gets a bizarro SOS-dan
Yare yare
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