For Christmas I made my cute wife Chino a Tippy meat pie.

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>>151468435
>meat pie

wow that's tiny.

>>151468435
I'd give Chino my meat pie alright.

My dick inside Chino-chan's tight shithole.

>>151468470
Because Chino is a small girl.

Tippy looked like it needed a good bake to end his misery too.

Awww, how cute

>>151468604
same

>>151468435
>3.63 MB
fuck off nigger

>>151468435
I gave her a cream pie.

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>>151469122
>mfw I realize someone else is filming this

You have to go back.

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Merry Christmas Chino-chan!!! :)

>>151469542
I've seen some sad shit before, and this is no where near the worst, but damn this is sad.

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>>151469542
>ketchup packets
>caprisun
>mfw

>>151469542
I want /g/ to leave.

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>>151469542
>capri sun
>cut the pouch
>poured it into a cup
>put the straw in the cup anyways

Is this the evolved form of autism?

chino isn't my wife but I would commit a crime for her

>>151469542
Thank you /a/non; now whenever I feel sad I can remember this photo and appreciate my life just a bit better

>>151469718
>stuck the straw in
>op out of breath trying to produce suction
>sperged in front of chino
>cut the top in an angry fit
>cant waste the straw man, chino is watching

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>>151469542
>ketchup
>amerifat cheese
>crème fraîche
>a caprisun
>having a underaged autistic girl who serves cawfree as a waifu.
>not drinking cawffee or GweenTee.

>>151469542
What's the cream cheese for?

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>>151468435
You know that you have a bad wife when she have a CM3D2 model.

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>>151469542
thanks for the laugh, OP.

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>>151469542
put me in the screencap too!

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>>151469869
Second course

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>>151470336
That's not how you bake cookies.

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>>151469542
Install ChinOS

>>151470336
>that cheese bite

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>>151470336
>Creme cheese on cheese

Can /a/ cook for their waifu?
If so, then prove it!

>>151469620
Nah, it's romantic.

You'll understand once you find a waifu.

>>151470336
God speed anon, you are rapidly climbing to the top of my saddest things I've seen on 4chan list.

I will continue to monitor this thread for scientific purposes.

>>151469122
>female detected

>>151469883
>>151469767
Piss off.

You wouldn't say these things if you had a waifu and went the extra length to please her.

>>151470336
you should be making some coffee too you fucking inbred

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>>151470758
>taking drugs

>>151470745
If slices of American cheese are your extra length then I am really interested in knowing your standard length

>>151470574
I'll cook for her on her birthday.

>>151470745
And lose my wizard powers?

>>151470807
>I am really interested in knowing your standard length
Ritz with PP&J with a glass of wine.
>captcha is a stop sign

>>151470872
Please tell me you at least take vitamins

>>151470856
As long as you haven't held hands you're pure.

>>151470807
1.5 inches

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>>151470336
>>151469542

>>151469542
don't kno why everyone flaming this lol. op is probably ripped as fuck and you wouldn't be insulting him and his waifu if you met him irl. yall pathetic lol.

>>151471044
>him and his
It's a she, dumbass. Trust me, I browse /ck/ a lot.

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>>151470336
make it stop

>>151468470
That's what she said

>>151471044
>kno
>lol
Fuck off.

>prize figure

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>>151470336
>>151469542
>>151469122
>>151468435
>Someone actually spends Christmas like this

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It's been a long time since we had a thread this good on /a/
Keep it up OP.

<3

>>151470336
that's fucking disgusting

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GJ anon

>>151471829
Hey normalfag

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>>151471829
this is the most autistic crop ive seen all year, and ive seen the shit you fags at >>>r/4chan/ post

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>>151469542
>ubuntu
>shit waifu
makes sense.

>>151474021
>shit waifu
You have shit taste anon

>>151473581
that's a big tippy

>>151475818
For Chino