Post girls, if you're waifu is posted you have to do the same number of pushups as the last two digits of that post
also happy holidays you fat fucks
>>151446190
FUCK YOU
>>151446373
do as much as you can for as much repetitions as you can then brother, you'll get better and in some time you'll not hate these threads as much
My waifu never gets posted
>>151446168
>>151446572
posting my second "waifu"
die cunt
>>151446606
>girls
>>151446168
Pepper for your ban
>>151446168
>you have to do the same number of pushups as the last two digits of that post
Are you trying to kill people?
>>151446572
People are going to look at me weird if a drop and start doing push ups on the top floor of a bus.
>>151446168
Is it ok to do knee push ups?
>>151446662
>second waifu
and I would be the cunt here?
>>151446666
I don't have any problem with fags exercising, why do you?
>>151446670
>Rule number 3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] post number GETs ("dubs")
I didn't post anything about dubs
I understand you want an excuse to be a lazy shit, but trying to get me banned is a bit far
>>151446778
you may do less but then what will your waifu think of you?
>>151446854
Hell no.
>>151446839
I did that at a train station and people were cheering me, decide for yourself
>>151446854
you will never get better at pushups that way
do pushups with hands on a raised thing, like a couch or a coffee table
>>151446168
will anyone post best esper i wonder
Hoping someone posts my waifu
>>151446168
No one actually does any pushups, so why do we pretend to?
>>151447886
Speak for yourself fatty
>>151447886
speak for yourself, as stupid and pathetic as this sounds this kind of arbitrary reason is excellent motivation for me
>>151447518
fuck it, taking the cowards wayout
>>151447886
that's some projecting there
>no one will ever post mine
>>151448349
you could post her yourself
>>151446593
>>151447827
>>151448349
>will somebody post my waifu?
give hints, let me give you an example
my waifu switched from glasses to contacts
>>151448630
just do fucking push-ups holy shit
you're waifu is probably trash anyway
I'm out of shape because my waifu is from the '90s. She never gets posted.
>>151446190
fuck
>>151446839
>>151446955
>phone posters
>>151448543
i could, but thatd ruin the fun. its fine either way senpai, just saying
>>151448630
ill give you 5>husbando>white hair>fujoshit franchise>one of the shittiest adapted anime of the decade>deredere
>>151448836
Same,
>>151446168
>if you're waifu
>you're
>your
Stop watching anime and learn some English retard.
This post is for the fatasses who think they're clever and don't have a waifu.
>>151449066
Get out, newfag.
>No one posted it yet
Haha get fucked
>>151449045
Go away Hiro-tan
>>151448757
>just do fucking push-ups holy shit
I exercise every week anyway, but why not doing this for the fun also?
>>151449066
stop talking shit about me and mai waifu
also lurk moar
>>151449045
Damn you got me.
>>151448836
Thanks anon.
>>151449278
>every week
>not at least every other day
you dont deserve your shit waifu
Get to it you band geek
>>151449472
>not at least every other day
where would I find the time to shitpost on /a/, study and watch anime if I exercised that much?
>your shit waifu
easy there man
>>151449472
>Not training six days a week twice a day
Get on my level. How will you protect you're waifu if you're such a weakling.
>>151449958
you can only protect yourself anonthat was another hint
>>151449800
your shit waifu will leave you with attitude
she can probably beat you up, too
saberfags btfo
>>151450293
maybe
but she wouldn't beat anybody to be honestly
come on it's not hard
last hintis friends with pic related
>>151451474
you're waifu is a lunatic bitch, do those push ups as punishment for your fucked up taste.
Keep posting guys, I could really use the motivation.
>>151451956
this aint yui
>>151451629
>you're waifu is a lunatic bitch
ffs no, man
she's more like the left half of pic related's friend anyway
also I don't think snake went from glasses to contacts
I always end up commiting in these kind of threads. Guess my waifu /a/nons and I will do double the amount of push-ups
>>151452162
you guess mine tho
If I had a waifu, I would hope I'd be able to lift her up.
I don't weigh a lot myself and it always impresses me when I see people in real life pick up other people effortlessly. I know a lot of anime girls are typically really short and weigh almost nothing, but it's a thought I have quite a bit. What's the point in having a waifu if you're not able to carry her when she's down?
These stupid thoughts are why I try to exercise as much as possible. Anyways, I'll go ahead and do whatever amount of push ups this post gets me, even with no waifu.
I wanted to do some push ups anyway, so I'll post my own waifu.
>>151452680
superb taste anon
>>151446168
Why always pushups ? I remember I saw a squats one a while ago?
>>151449045
Only 45?
I've got this.
>>151452513
>13
Not very impressive, I must say.
>>151446871
>I don't have any problem with fags exercising, why do you?
Only 06 pushups
>>151453088
>implying anon can do squats properly
At least its harder to fuck up push ups.
>>151449624
Nice try but my waifu is outside of /a/
>>151453420
Heh, 20 pushpups is to little for lolicons
Remember to do push ups with proper form so you don't destroy your joints!
>>151446854
First do as many as you can normally, then when you hit the dekinai barrier switch to knee push ups.
>>151453420
they're still fags, what can you do about it
let's review all the hints I gave you people
>has switched from glasses to contacts
>is friends with tsukihi
>is not snake
>>151453875
>knee push-ups
Go ahead and be a little bitch. That'll make you're waifu SO proud of you.
>>151453974
My waifu loves me and she'll beat up your waifu!
>>151454011
Why don't we post our waifus then? The last two digits of our posts determines how many push-ups our waifus are capable of doing. I'll go first.
>>151454099
Well fuck me. She ain't Master's student for no reason.
>>151454099
That's what you get
>>151453511
>11
Okay, I think I can do this.Just in case, tell my waifu I love her very much.
>>151454226
At least my waifu's stronger than your waifu. 39 to go.
No one never post my waifu, i also wanna do push-ups like the cool guys with popular waifus
>>151455328
I know that feeling anon. My waifu's anime is pretty well known too, I don't know what gives.
>>151454227
Why /ak/ waifufags have such weak condition ?
>>151447827
Dang.
>>151456321
Who needs muscles when you have gunpowder?
>mfw u still havent posted mai waifu
I hate all of you so fucking much
>>151454226
Finally someone posts mai waifu. Time to do some push-ups.
>>151449624
Piece of cake
>>151455477
Skirts this short shoul be illegal
>>151457422
I remember reading that
>skirts are supposed to be like paragraphs: long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep you interested
also rolling because you're all clueless assholes
>>151457472
oh boy that episode
how did I jerk off to that episode
pic related is mfw I was watching and listening to that shameless AK copy getting off leaning on that tree for the 10th time
Someone post my beautiful redhead waifu, I want to do the pushups for her.
>>151457707
rerolling, hanekawa deserves more than a meager 07
>>151458103
At least you tried.
>>151458103
another one for number in next series come on
>>151457888
Confident aren't we? But can you do...
This many?!
>>151458616
>16
Yeah, I can do that, but you didn't post my waifu; like I said, she has red hair.
>>151459331
>post mugi
>give red hair as a hint
Come on, you were trying to mislead me weren't you? You cheeky cunt.
>>151459524
The girls I post are not hints, the hints are in the text. Also if you want another hint her birthday is in October.
Get to work you manlet.
How many push ups does a short popura get?
>>151461896
>96
Shit that was a real suicide mistake
>>151459524
So, do I just do 24? Or do I have to wait for someone to properly post her?
>>151446168
damn it.
>>151462108
If I got it right, you do as many as my post, if not you do the 24.
>>151461892
rip cucklet
>already did over 40 push ups today
>still no sign of my waifu
Get pushin fatty
>>151456180
>filename
Top kek.
Also 80 pushups here I come...
>>151462178
24 it is, then.
Mio was already posted before >>151457883
>>151462261
Keep trying, /x/ did a spell where they summoned a succubus for me, next day a Polish woman asked to borrow my coat so she can wait for her mother, then she proceeded to steal 300$ out of the wallet I had in it.
Perhaps your horrifying Lovecraft monstrosity will visit you in some way in a better way than mine did.
>tfw not even considered overweight, yet I still nearly died doing 10 push ups
holy shit I used to be able to do like 65 pushups in a minute in high school where did everything go wrong
guess i'm getting back into exercising when new years hits
anyone know of any good push up/sit up regiments to help?
I was sure someone would post mine in the first 10, 20 posts at most. Times really are changing.
>>151462836
>pony
you know the rules you degenerate
>>151462912that's not a pony
>>151462423
>implying my waifu is a despicable frenchmen
You're funny anon.
>>151462474
>when new years hits
Do it now faggot. That's the kind of attitude that makes you such a fucking wimp.
After christmas i've decided that i will put all of my effort into doing whatever it takes to feel worthy of my waifu again
no one posted her so im posting her
also because i need to recover my folder, if you reply to this with a good quality pic of her i'll add the number of pushups of your post to the number of this post
Suiciding
>tfw I'm physically disabled, so I can't do pushups properly
I made an attempt, though.
>>151465531
You can always pull yourself up on a bar or some shit.
>>151465712
This, a couple of shots of spirit is always enough to pull myself up from the crushing depression.
Suiciding. One of you fags better post her in the next thread.
>>151466233
I posted her once, but I don't think you saw her.
I hope you fatefags die of a heart attack. Also your waifu pleases old man for money.
>>151462289
>when no one mentions the superior and cuter sister
>Still not posted yet
Surprising. She is usually the literal first one to go. I'll kill myself.
>>151452032
Um, you ended up posting mine even though you didn't do it on purpose. Should I do it anyway?
>>151466590
>90
haha get to work
>>151466595
Do it.
>>151466710
Cruel people. Yesterday was christmas ffs!
>>151449624
At least it was a reasonable number for me.
>>151462912
I think you need to leave
Get to it, fatties
>>151468038
You're the only nigga i can trust to post her.
Otherwise, i always need to suicide.
99 get
>>151447886
I do around 500 or more a day.
>>151462289
both numbers add up
do it for her
>no one every posts my waifu
Here let's get some more normalfags out of the way.
Doing pushups for Rika, who is a girl who is beautiful inside and out, the best kindest loveliest most wonderful girl I'll ever know.
No push ups for me ever.
>>151462912
Come on Anon.. really?
Suiciding.
Because I know there's that one seasonal waifu guy here