Don't mind them. Just a couple of bros being bros in a totally straight bromance.
>>151426624
that's gay as fuck yo
I don't mind all of these Jojo threads but you just KNOW some autist is fuming right now
I want to bully Pucci
wheres nightwalk
This is my wife.
Reposting from last thread.
Vol. 25 updated
http://www.jumpryu.com/lineup/25/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJnHiXjo00
>>151426805
I don't know how Araki managed to make my least favorite color so attractive
>>151426825
Drawing this page.
Remember that Narancia loves none of you fags. He's dead, but even if he wasn't, he'd be sipping wine while being taught basic math by hot bitches, which he would later fuck. Let him live in peace.
>>151427064
Is Fugo a hot bitch, then?
Is it wrong to like the JOUNITED version of Great Days more than the original?
>>151427612
Of course not it's the best version.
>>151427612
No, the new version is great
>>151427612
Yes. Anyone who likes Tommy is trash.
>>151427091
He's definitely some kind of bitch
>>151427720
What was her problem, anyway? They were all risking their lives for her, did she really have to act like such an asshole?
Nothing really came of it either, I was expecting her to do something smart like use herself as a shield when she figured out that La Squadra wanted her alive, but we got nothing till Spice Girl.
I love Narancia so much.
>>151427884
>>151427091
Narancia wouldn't need Fugo anymore, he'd have top tier Italian bitches by his side. He'd be living the good life in his private villa, no Fugo needed.
>>151427163
>>151427936
Fuck you fucker, you're only holding him back. Free Narancia from the chains of your phony gay love.
>>151428010
Never he loves me fucker don't you get that?
He would only get annoyed if he had a girlfriend but every second he spends with me is absolute bliss.
>>151428010
Narancia's taken too many dicks in juvie to be anything but a cockmongling buttfiend
>>151428088
Fuck you fucker he is pure he has and will only ever love me.
Reminder that Fugo did nothing wrong and Buccellati never held any hard feelings towards him.
Narancia deserved to die
SHINING
JUSTICE
>>151427720
anyone got the fanart of her in that outfit that's actually not garbage
>>151428220
Fuck you he deserves nothing but the best.
I will lead a war against anyone who says otherwise.
>>151428223
BURNING IN ME
>>151428266
i wished he died more gory
>>151428298
BRAND-NEW
BED TOWN
>>151428326
Fuck you.
I will end those who insult Narancia.
Can anyone post the Mega link for the new version of Great Days, please.
>>151428223
TOMMY just saying that made Great Days hype as shit
>>151428360
IS THE PLACE I WANNA BE
>>151428202
Why were most of the characters in PHF such fucking cunts or idiots or both?
>Giorno's a sociopathic asshole who forces his men to murder at gunpoint rather than using his people-skills
>Giorno disrespects Buccellati respecting Fugo's decision to leave, as well as Fugo's own consent
>Sale and Zucherro are treated like dogshit in spite of never doing anything that bad
>Fugo and Abbacchio are apparently child-murderers
>Buccellati's some sort of buffoon who didn't know what his men got up to behind his back
Most overrated thing about the series to me by far, it had its moments but it was filled with pointlessly edgy and silly crap.
>>151428370
what are you going to do? throw a toy plane at me?
>>151428483
EVERYONE
JUST RAISE YOUR HAND
>>151428477
It's so fucking good
Any speculation on when the Part 5 anime teaser will come out? I was hoping it'd be at the end of Part 4.
>>151428549
Aerosmith is currently flying to your location to bomb the shit out of you.
>>151428555
Somewhere around Spring or Summer maybe and airing either on Summer if it's announced on spring or Fall/Winter if it's Summer.
>>151428555
Probably 6 months from now. If you go by how long Part 4's teaser trailer was from the end of part 3's airing.
>>151428553
RAISE IT TILL YOU TOUCH THE SKY
>>151428555
february at the anime event, i'd wager
>>151428555
February 2017 there is a jojo event.
>>151428635
ALL YOU NEED TO DO
IS JUST STAND UP TO THE STOP
Are you ready for the anime only fags to be turned off by jojo because of how gay part 5 is?
>>151428607
okay. i'll tell you when it's here.
>>151428699
I hope they do
>>151428699
They should have been turned off by part 2's homoerotic moments, but its their favorite part.
>>151428680
LET JOY BRING
>>151428699
They shouldn't considering it has the cutest character in the entire series in it.
>>151428719
You can't cause you'll be dead fucker.
>>151428699
They'd probably love it at first with Giorno btfo Koichi but not until Bruno licks him in which they'll think twice.
>>151428752
LOVE AND GREATNESS OF ALL
>>151428607
I want Aerosmith to fly up my butt
>>151428544
>>Fugo and Abbacchio are apparently child-murderers
this fucking bit messed me up a little, I knew they were no saints but holy shit
I like PHF mostly because of Fugo, I feel like he was handled well in it and I've always enjoyed the character, so seeing more of him is nice.
The antagonists are okay too.
>>151428858
Gay
>>151428802
>animeonly dudebros crying anywhere they can on the internet in response to the taste of a liar scene
cannot wait
>>151428804
THERE IS JUST NOTHING BUT LOVE,
AND I'D DO ANYTHING TO GIVE
YOU MY HEART
>>151428898
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE
TAKE YOU HIGHER
Why didn't Araki keep this clothing of Fugo? He looks way better with something under his current clothes.
>>151428757
what ever floats your boat m8. Have your little fantasies.
>>151428924
>Not liking Fugo's sweet abs.
>>151428757
They'll definitely watch it for Doppio
>>151428924
pannacotta fugo just wants a quiet life
>>151428920
AND I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
TILL THE DAY YOU'LL FIND THE LIGHT
>>151428877
It's stupid and actively a step backwards for every character other than Fugo is the issue. Abbacchio gets turned into an irredeemable monster, Buccellati's a moron who didn't know how sick his own men were, Mista's a mindless drone of Giorno, Giorno turns into a worse person instead of a better one...
The best way of appreciating it is to keep the good bits and ignore the retarded shit, I think. The antagonists were definitely good like you said, and the fights weren't bad either.
>>151429015
1999 BIZARRE SUMMER
>>151428995
They'll watch to see how ugly he is compared to Narancia.
>>151428948
They are not fantasies but real realities.
>>151429060
EVERY ROAD WILL LEAD US TO A MEMORY OF
>>151428740
BT had enough big strong muscle men like DBZ so normies would feel secure about their sexuality. VA will be the tipping point for manime fags because the main cast dress like male strippers and there's only one female in the entire arc.Before you celebrate its 100% guaranteed the tumblr anime fanbase will increase ten fold, it will then double if a SO anime drops.
>>151428995
The dynamic between Doppio and Diavolo is why Diavolo is one of my fav villains. Along with the fact King Crimson is cool as fuck.
>>151429114
GREAT DAYS!
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN
>>151429023
Fugo being a madman and biting a PH capsule on his mouth and spray it on Volpe was awesome.Hopefully this really does get animated
>>151428544
I like PHF but I agree that it fucks up the other original characters.
>>151429143
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN
>>151429123
>The spoiler
At that point, I'd actually miss the manime fags. Thought I'd never say that.
>>151429133
>the "it just works" meme is gonna make a return
Gonna be a fun time in these threads next year
>>151429246
SONG OF PRAISES
RINGING IN ME
>>151429236
I guess PHF made it so that the crew weren't completely innocent they are from the Mafia after all but I do agree it fucks up with some of them.
>>151429155
I really doubt that. There isn't any more recognition of it than there is of any of the other non-canon light novels, right?Frankly I hope it doesn't get animated. While it's good that Fugo became more interesting, throwing all the other characters personalities and developments in the shitter isn't worth it.
>>151429282
I can see animeonlies complaining KC is too much like The World.
>Diavalo episodes
>The entire fucking OP is skipped
>Episodes are slightly longer as a result
Me and Narancia had a wonderful Christmas together.
>>151429288
BRAND NEW
UP TOWN,
IS THE PLACE WE'LL ALL MEET
>>151429337
How? He's dead
>>151429333
>inb4 Diavolo skips the ED which will then end the episode immediately leaving everyone confused that the ED didn't appear.
>>151429370
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS
IS MEANT TO BE IT'S DESTINY
>>151429386
>Diavolo skips the anime entirely.
>Part 5 only gets half an adaptation.
>>151429155
Part 5 fights when animated are gonna be the hypest shit
>Bruno dragging Proscuitto on the outside of the moving train
>Giorno's 7 page Muda
>The entirety of the White Album fight
Fuck i'm excited
>>151429371
He is alive fucker.
Santa brought him for me.
I even got to chose the color.
>>151429300
No-one said or thought that the crew were completely innocent, but they always held the moral highground over their enemies. There was a reason Buccellati picked the men he did, and that's because all of them knew where to draw the line.
It just makes some things completely inconsistent, too. In-canon, Mista holds his fire when an apparently-innocent old man gets in the way of his bullets, PHF Mista would've shot right through him without a second thought.
What are you guys watching now that Part 4 is over ?
I need to fill the JoJo void in my life.
>>151429333
>Made in Heaven Episodes
>OP keeps playing over and over, speeding up again and again
>Gets so fast that you can hardly even tell what's happening anymore>Suddenly stops and a completely different OP plays
would you?
>>151429409
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS STAND UP
HIGHER TO THE SKY
>>151429487
Killer Queen has already touched my peen
>>151429505
LET WORLD BE FULL OF LOVE AND EMBRACE
THERE IS JUST NOTHING BUT LOVE
THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IN LIFE FOR SO LONG
>>151429461
>the op for part 7 stars playing
>>151429456
Well I was watching NGE but I finished it today.
I don't know what to watch next. Guess I'm gonna finally start Initial D.
>>151429569
LET THE JOY OF LOVE
GIVE YOU AN ANSWER
>>151429456Drifters
Flip Flap
Keijo
Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku
Stella no Mahou
Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume
and backlog
>>151429456
read berserk
>>151429023
I wonder how GioGio 2: Golden Heart Golden Ring compares to it, considering it even got acknowledged by Araki around it's release.
I just like really like Fugo, even if PHF is sort of weird he really makes it worth it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
>「Made In Heaven!」
>>151429650
AND I WILL HOLD YOU WHEN YOU'RE LOST
JUST WALK ON THE LIGHT
My and Narancia are going to have a white Christmas tonight.
>In order to stop them from selling drugs to kids, I will have to become a gangster myself
>https://youtu.be/YFK6H_CcuX8?t=62 1:02 plays
>>151429456
Drifters is basically like Jojo but with historical figures and iirc it even had the same director as Jojo.
>>151429715
Would you diddle shota Narancia?
>>151429709
1999 BIZARRE SUMMER
>>151429777
EVERY ROAD WILL LEAD US TO A MEMORY OF
>>151429763
>>151429771
Of course not he is my son.
>>151429738
>Bruno finally dies
>https://youtu.be/YFK6H_CcuX8?t=122 plays
>>151429813
GREAT DAYS
>>151429693
Isn't that the one where Fugo commits mass-murder of civilians as bad as Cioccolata? What is it with VA light novels being full of this pointless edge, fuck.
SHINING JUSTICE
>Giorno sees Narancia die
>It Aint Me starts playing
>>151429889
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN!
He should've lived.
Post yfw at the end of the first episode of the part 6 animeRoundabout plays.
>>151429959
BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN!
>>151429964
He is still alive so don't worry he is safe and sound in my bed right now.
>>151429900
>After having sucked Purple Haze's virus from so many victims, The Cure has grown in size, completely losing control. It is now a huge powerful rabbit carrying the virus, the perfect weapon to wipe out the traitors of the organization.
This is actually the first time I've heard of this.
>>151430036
Good then. Keep him warm and safe.
>>151430038
It's not as well-known as PHF, you never see anyone talking about it.
>>151429432
What color did you pick?
fag
>>151430099
I sure will he'll be perfectly fine with me.
>>151430116
Orange it is my favorite after all.
>>151429996
>>151429996
>Implying it won't play during theSBR teaser.
>>151427901
Imagine you're some teenage girl enjoying being a teenage girl and living a normal teenage girl life. Pretty fun, right? Now imagine a bunch of shitty magical mobsters force you to follow them because the dad you never knew wants to see you, and you don't even know what he looks like or what his name is. No wonder she's sour about the whole situation.
>>151429900
Oh, I didn't remember that part.
Well, I hope we get more Fugo novels for the 30th anniversary.
>>151429964
I agree
but if he had to die I wish it wasn't as random as his was.
>>151428544
>>151428877
>>151429023
Remember that the Light Novels are not canon and they are to be treated as such.
>>151429900
>full of pointless edge
Remember emo DIO being tsundere for Jonathan in Over Heaven ?
Remember Kira killing Lisa Lisa and dancing with her legless torso in Jorge Joestar ?
Again: not canon. The spin-offs that aren't written by Araki seem to love bastardizing his characters (except Fugo, not that he had much to begin with).
>>151430164
Bonus, her mom had recently passed away.
I was re-reading part 1 the other day and holy shit. It is hilarious.
>>151430260
>Jorge Joestar
a universe where an anime adaptation of this abomination exists is why the jojo light novels should never be made into anime
>>151430164
Living a normal teenage girl life is regularly shit, but acting like an unlikable cunt to the shitty magical mobsters risking life and limb to protect you isn't going to make it any better.
Hell, being doted on by a bunch of handsome and exotic men is a pretty common fantasy, I'm surprised she wasn't into it.
>>151430260
Yeah I know, but it's real pain to see characters you like being horrendously misrepresented.
To be fair, I could entirely see Kira dancing with a legless corpse since he's pretty much a necrophile anyway.
>>151430291
Remember Jonathan throwing an anvil at a zombie rapist and then going "oops wasn't me" ?
Remember Dio playing with Jonathan's arteries like a baby with a new toy ?
Or Speedwagon failing to walk on water ?
Honestly, I love Part 1 partially because it's so silly, and it's unintentionally silly unlike Part 2.
I still can't help but chuckle at that stupid "Luck = Pluck" pun even if the scene is supposed to be emotional.
It's very cheesy.
>>151430443
The real horrible thing about Kira in that story is that the author decided to turn him into a spin user, then somehow he managed to charge a rope with spin then detonate it like an explosive (somehow) because Made in Heaven was active.
>>151430260
that is why PHF is the best one.
>Remember that cunt that fucked off
>lets make him less of a cunt and fuck back on
I wonder when we will get the rohan OVAs, or IF we will get the rohan OVAs.
I just feel like if we get one OVA they will be more keen to do PHF.
why is Jotaro such a great dad
>>151430510
The Rohan OVA will come with the last BD, won't it?
>>151430499
This is the same author who made Kars into the ultimate Mary Sue that sacrificed himself to save the multiverse, the Kira shit honestly seems tame in comparison.
>>151430552
He's not because he still hasnt given me permission to hug, kiss and marry Jolyne!!!!
>>151430499
Don't forget the author came up with that absurd an explanation to give Kira his bomb powers back because Kars used his hack stand to steal Killer Queen.
>>151430601
>>151430486
I never could tell if Araki meant to make part 1 funny or not.
its so over the top but played so straight. Part 2 was definitely purposeful, but part 1 I honestly cant tell.
Araki has a great sense of humor, and i cant help but think that he made the series funnier since part 1.
>oh shit people think part 1 was funny.
>i better roll with it and make the series funny.
>>151430601
she already did tho
>>151430672
I must be reading that wrong, because that sounds like a roundabout friendzone.
>>151430443
How do you think I felt reading Over Heaven ?
I mean, fuck, even people who don't like DIO agree the book is just a horrendous misinterpretation of his character.
And I guess you could make the argument that Kira is a necrophile who does overdramatic and gross shit like giving his victim her boyfriend's earrings with his ears still attached, but "dancing with a legless and still alive corpse" is just an embarassing attempt to be edgy that lacks any comedic value, and is not even shocking or original.
>>151430601
You should try to do it with him first to prove you know how to do it really well, then he'll let you hug, kiss and marry Jolyne for sure
ah yes, of course
>not keeping components of your luger inside a nice block of Gouda cheese
>Jorge Joestar
>Dio merges with all the different universes' versions of tusk to gain absolute power
Huh?
Wouldn't absorbing one Tusk be enough considering its power is infinite?
>>151430726
>legless and still alive corpse
Wait, so is she dead or is she not? There's a pretty big distinction between the two, you can't have a 'still alive corpse' unless it's something like Buccellati.
Agreed though, nearly all the light novels seem to suffer from embarrassing attempts to be edgy.
>>151430789
>>151430726
>Kira is a necrophile who does overdramatic and gross shit like giving his victim her boyfriend's earrings...
Well, he was based on a necrophile serial rapist and murderer
>>151430726
The most horrendous thing about Kira's representation is that there is too much woman attached to his girlfriend.
I mean im pretty sure a legless corpse is still a no go for Kira.
Hell im pretty sure an elbow still registers as a fat chick to him.
>>151430651
I think he just went for a mix of both after he realized he didn't want to write something completely serious (which is mostly at the beginning).
One of the more charming things about 80s horror movies is that they can be both legitimately scary and also hilarious at once, depending on how you view a certain scene. There's always a mix of camp and tension that permits this kind of reaction, and Araki seems to understand that.
I mean, it's impossible that he didn't write Part 1 without realizing how silly some of the things were and just decided to roll with it. Araki has likely consumed so many cheesy horror and action movies that their campy language just flows in his blood even when he's trying to tell a serious, epic story (which he is more than capable of doing). It's part of why I like Part 1 so much.
>>151430789
This is a stand ability in and of itself.
>>151430552
I love this arc.
>>151429023
>Abbacchio gets turned into an irredeemable monster
I mean, he wanted to be ordered around without having to think about the consequences, so him killing a kid doesn't seem completely out of character.
Not to mention they're fucking mobsters. Giorno was overly idealistic and didn't realize what he was signing up for. Not to mention, noble intentions or not, Giorno is a ruthless fucker. Son of DIO and all.
>>151430829
>I turned your Macaroni into a gun.Treat is a your last meal
So why does Kira suck so much in combat? Why couldn't he throw things at Josuke after turning them into explosives?
If he wanted to be a plant, better be a vegetable.
>>151430934
Jolyne is so perfect
>>151429123
Wow, sounds like things are going to suck hard for the next 2 years or so until part 7 and best president attempts to rape a 14 year old while bragging about how America is the best.
I'm just glad I got my serial killer David Bowie animated.
How would you feel if you were part of the crew and some young nigga you met seconds ago started talking about how you got sum golden heart and shitz when you used to be a highshool delinquent? i would be like, woah, ease up kid, i met you today
>>151430987
He doesn't have that much combat experience against enemy stand users compared to Josuke since he always runs away and tries to avoid conflict so that probably explains it.
>>151429155
Nigger if PHF gets animated before DMQ, which is both written and illustrated by Araki, I'll have a Sheer Heart Attack
>>151430810
I don't know, she doesn't look too dead to me here.
>>151430852
The only amusing thing about Jorge Joestar Kira is that the reason he obsesses over Lisa Lisa (he even starts calling himself Kira Kira) is because she supposedly looks like Mona Lisa.
That's pretty funny.
>>151430852
>>151429333
>Not
>Majority of scenes in OP involve transitions of things changing in an instant but it flows so you wouldn't think anything of it
>Episode following his reveal is a half minute longer with unseen scenes with Diavolo enacting KC in between the scenes, all of them tinted red when it happens.
It would be like seeing DIO stopping time and shitting yourself realizing he had been there the entire time
>>151429996
>roundabout plays whenjolyne dies
>it start at the second half of the song
>"One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you"
>"Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too"
>"Twenty four before my love you'll see
I'll be there with you"
>to be continued is replaced with "The End"
>>151431087
Honestly, the novel is so unintentionally hilarious even just knowing the plot summary is great for a laugh
>Kira Kira
>Heaven's Door just getting Gibberish when it's used on Doppio
>Santana actually being an uber edgy mary sue that kars too control of using fucking flesh buds
>Part 1 Dio turning into a dragonball villain
>Passione Island and Morioh Cho both sprout legs inexplicably as a plot device to get the heroes to meet up
>Funny Valentine
>Funnier Valentine
>Funniest Valentine
My new wife Narancia is so cute!
>>151431333
>>151431236
I want the hour of my life I spent looking at the pictures on the website back
>>151430948
It kinda does, in spite of his issues Abbacchio still had the same wish for justice that he'd always had, as his dead partner observed. And the reason Abbacchio cared about Buccellati in particular is because he respected him as a human being, not just because he was mindlessly following orders. If he was completely fixated just on doing what he was told then he'd have stayed behind with Fugo.
And although the others are mobsters they all display morality in various ways. Mista holds his fire when Prosciutto disguises himself as an innocent, Narancia's disgusted by La Squadra trying to kidnap and use Trish, Buccellati genuinely cares about random civilians and keeping them safe, etc. They're not perfect people, but they're also not nearly as bad or as ruthless as some make them out to be.
So my casual anime friend told me that BTD just seems like an asspull to prolong part 4. How much true is this?
>>151430852
On the contrary, an armless corpse would be a no-go for him. Not that I'd blame him. I'd fuck Lisa Lisa's hands and I don't even have a fetish.
i guess is hard to imagine giorno being the boss of calzone and not having to abandon his morals for the sake of being a mafia boss
>>151431375
Does anybody have the screencaps of that one dude who revealed all the other nonsense we'd later learn, like the Kira Kira shit?
>>151431333
Fuck you fucker that is not Narancia that is a women Narancia only loves me fucker got that get that through your dense fucking skull before I bash it in fucker never talk to me or Narancia ever again fucker.
Can't wait for Units version of Great Days in Animelo next year.
>>151430987
He's a salaryman who only uses his stand to kill bitches and take out the trash, Also because Araki realized how fucked Kira's powers really are when he commented on the fact he could have just turned the air itself into a bomb, which is where the idea for Stray Cat came from.
If he could learn the same bullet trick as Crazy Diamond he'd be fucking unstoppable. But as someone who utterly despises conflict, he wouldn't. Even still, when he actually puts his mind to it, he almost killed fucking Josuke.
>>151431528
>that is a woman
kek, don't be so dense anon!
>>151431482
What is the "pic related" that's the common ancestor of stands? anyone have the image?
>>151429328
So which explanations do you think will come back up?
>>151431087
Jorge Joestar is so fucked but I can't help but love it
>>151431606
That's a woman (male)
>>151431606
It is a women because you censored the nipple.
Now get away form me and Narancia.
>>151431637
>It's like The World, but it happens so fast that not even Diavolo can see it
>>151427064
>he
Stopped reading there
What does this pose imply?
>its a good thing I got that A in thermodynamics class before going to prison
>>151429996
>not Stop Crying Your Heart Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ-LQU
>>151431706
It implies Fugo should be in the cover too
>>151431676
I'm sorry anon...
>>151431482
>Rope snapping with spin during MIH causes a KQ-tier explosion
what... how...? at least araki tries to make some form of sense!
>>151430810
>you can't have a 'still alive corpse'
>unless it's something like Buccellati.
Fucking Araki.
>>151431760
Stop stealing the pictures me and Narancia take when we make love.
He only loves me fucker now leave.
>>151431751
>City gas
What. Does she mean like natural gas? And if so isn't natural gas heavier than air?
>>151431803
We can share him (her) if you want!
>>151431791
Would fucking him count as necrophilia?
>>151431425
Call him a super retard
>>151431751
>An A in thermodynamics
>When I could look inside my fridge at my fucking salad dressing to learn about this shit
I'm not saying that it's not an incredibly clever trick (as are most win buttons in Jojo), but most people could understand how that shit works.
>>151431834
He is only mine fucker he will never love anyone else.
He wouldn't even get 100 ft near you.
>>151431788
Actually, that makes a bit of sense. Time is accelerated, which means a rope snapping would happen much faster, creating greater force. Add the fucking Golden Rotation to that shit and you've got a bomb because all of that energy has to go somewhere after the circuit is broken.
>>151431791
>Fucking Araki.
He's the guy that manages to make to guys have a kid together, still alive corpses, snail subliminal messages and much more.
>>151431836
>>151431751
I hate it when Araki goes with the old "I tricked you with a reflection/refraction" shtick. He does it quite a bit.
>Gyro taking out Avdol
>Gyro taking out Chocolate Disco
>Foo Fighters vs Dragon's Dream
>Jolyne vs Manhattan Transfer
>Joseph vs Straights
I'm sure I'm missing some.
That's it I'm blowing up Narancia
>>151431907
You would think the Golden Rotation would spin the entire corpse into smithereens.
Hey anons, what's your personal favorite bullshit aspect of Jorge Joestar? I'm having a hard time thinking of mine since it's all such bullshit.
>reading Vento Aureo
>Polnareff shows up
>damn this gonna get ugly, Giorno you shit you better not harm him
>literally nothing happened
>no conflict of any kind
>"Oh so you and your friends killed the father I never got to know?"
just why
>>151432024
But anon! How else would Weird Ass Manga Man™ have a chance to draw Kira happily dancing with the horribly off model torso of Lisa Lisa!
>>151432012
No you're not fucker.
>>151432012
https://youtu.be/WUQolFiYQCI?t=595
The deed is done.
>>151432039
stands being named after movies instead of songs
>>151432075
As much of a part 5 fan as I am, there was a LOT of wasted potential.
part 5 anime when
give me a rough estimate
i paused reading the manga halfway through part 5 because i wanted more animated goodness
i couldn't tell what the fuck was happening in the non-colored p5 fights because shit looked so messy
>>151432128
Still here fucker.
>>151432039
Rohan's manga being immune to MiH even though it speeds up non-living things and still continue working on it.
>>151432182
Nope you're a ghost now. Hey, look behind you.
>>151432012
If one were to atomize Narancia except for his hand, and then mail that hand to Kira, would he notice it is a dude hand and not a lady hand?
>>151432222
check
>>151432222
Fuck you and your quads fucker.
Narancia will never die again.
>>151432221
All I see is my darling Narancia looking at me.
>>151432182Voremaggio
what a great dad
>>151432278
Part of me believes Kira has some kind of inherent gay hand detector since he's so autistic and obsessed with hands he'd be able to tell whether it came from a guy or a girl.
So you'd have to paint the nails and spray some perfume on it at least
>>151432331
STOP
>>151432315
>>151432222
>four 2s
>two 4s
It must be fate
At what rate are the hardcover English books coming out?
I need to start buying them, I heard they are just starting Part 3,
>>151431983
>the sun vs joseph
>>151432315
Yeah, you can see him. But he's a ghost.
>>151432363
Poor Jolyne,aside from dog abuse Jotaro also abused her own daughter.
>>151432367Yummy yummy yummy in Formaggios tummy
>>151432401
No he isn't.
>>151432377
It's coincidence.
>>151432377
>dubs
narancia is fated to explode, confirmed
>>151432433
Yes he is. And you can't fuck a ghost unless you become one yourself.
>>151430808
There's also only one Tusk because Tusk came from the corpse parts, and therefore only exists in one universe.
>>151432424
Delete this shit right now fucker.
>>151432364
I don't think so, Narancia's REALLY girly-looking and most JoJo characters are pretty androgynous anyway. It's not like Narancia's going to have pic related.
Painting the nails or spraying it with perfume might make him suspicious though, unless you did it subtly and tastefully. Would he even actually care, though? It's the hands themselves he's turned on by, not the fact that they came from women.
>>151432460
No he isn't fucker he will never die again.
>>151432471
He is not a ghost I used Carnefag's and other shitposters' souls to bring him back to life.
>>151430987
Why the hell didn't he just chuck Sheer Heart Attack through the window instead of doing all of that air bubble shit with his dad guiding him?
>>151432506
Kira's not gay so he'd only get a boner from girl's hands. Or hands that were at least feminine in appearance to the extent that he couldn't tell the difference.
I want to merry Reimi and have Narancia as fuck boy
>>151432487>Narancia crying helplessly for Bruno as his skin starts to melt off
>>151432614
Narancia's entire existence is a joke based around the "Dude Looks Like A Lady" song, thus, the dilemma.
>>151432569
Can't do that unless you're Pucci
>>151432594
Because Josuke would send it back to him by healing it.
>>151432614
He's not attracted to men, but he's not attracted to women either. The only thing he's into is a specific body-part which both sexes have, so I doubt he'd get too anal about trap-hands.
>>151426624
DIO is in love!
In love!
>>151432648
Looking at his freaky goblin ass I have a hard time believing those hands would be feminine enough for Kira
I mean just look. Would you get a boner from those?
>>151432624
Fuck you he only loves me.
Take Doppio instead.
>>151432648
His entire existence is based on being fuckin cute.
>>151432653
I just did though fucker.
>>151431482
>Dio goes Tetsuo
I want to read it so bad.
This is The End of JoJo.
>>151432667
He'd probably use Narancia's specifically to wipe his ass
>>151432700
I came inside Narancia
>>151432689
evidently somebody would, speaking of!
>>151432648
Let's all take turns describing various horrible ways Narancia could die.Narancia, gagged and crying after having his limbs amputated so that he could be sold in an especially deviant sex trafficking ring, feeling the box he's in grow increasingly warmer as he will soon be incinerated in the back furnace, as he was too hideous to fetch any buyers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbryNq3ycnA
>>151432729
Do you think he'd fist himself with it?
This isn't the /ss/ thread but thanks Santa!
I finally got the courage to open it and do a pose
>>151432729
>>151432689
Fuck you fuckers Narancia and his hands are perfect I would kiss his hands all day long.
>>151432768
No you didn't.
>>151432783
Fuck you fucker.
>>151432783
Can you not? Shitposting about Narancia is still shitposting regardless of whether you're screeching about how you want to marry him or thinking up fucked-up guro situations.
>>151432814
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE
>>151432833
This.
Leave Naranciaposting to the professional.
>>151432854SONO CHI NO SADAME
S-so are they going to animate parts 5 and 6?
I-I just want to watch Girl Jojo already... I've been waiting so long...
>>151432787
great video, I've always liked this in SO
isn't F.F. a Fendi Fendi reference tho?
>>151432854
>>151432814
TAKE YOU HIGHER!
>>151432820
Where were you on christmas night Naranciafag? I wanted to wish you a merry holiday.
If each Jojo part is more bizarre than the last... what the fuck will Part 9 be like? Will it be the one where Araki actually reveals himself to be an immortal vampire and declare his intent to conquer the world?
>>151432928
I thought F.F. just stood for Foo Fighters
You were a fool to attack me. I have disowned my weakness, in favor of life ever lasting.
You are hiding behind the curtain like Polonius, and like Polonius, it is there that you shall meet your end.
>>151431983
>Polnareff vs Alessi
That one was extra bullshit.
>>151432995
My ban expired at 9pm today sorry man.
Merry Christmas hope you had a good one.
>>151432833
Edit for ya
>>151428699
Anime onlyfag here. You don't even want to know how gay I'm prepared to get.
>>151433122
>My ban expired at 9pm today
So it was a Christmas miracle after all. Even God hates Narancia
>>151433122
I can't believe there are people that report you.
Narancia posting is what these threads need the most
If Dio's canonically Bisexual, how many of his minions do you think he had sex with while wanting to try out Jonathan's hot bod?
>captcha: contrat social cunt
>>151433155
Saved, nice. Thanks.
>>151433236
Fuck you fucker.
I still posted in time for Christmas.
>>151433259
I know hopefully my post will soon make them see the error of their ways.
>>151433227
Get out now, people will spoil you
>>151433263
Probably none. You don't engage in sex with your minions if you want them to respect and fear you (unless it's rape, which isn't a good thing to do if you want minions around).
He probably just teased some of them with the promise of hot vampire cock if they killed the Joestars for him.
>>151429599
I would cum buckets
>>151433227
Pucci kills Kira in britain with his stand, Sex Pistols.
>>151433263
N'doul went on about how beautiful and large he was in spite of being blind as a bat, so he would've had to have gotten touchy-feely with him.
Maybe Vanilla Ice, too.
>>151429456
I got 3 JoJoniums from mom for Christmas, so I'll be reading thoseshe bought the first one for each part, thinking they were in order
>>151433263
>Part 1 is Jonathan
>The final blow is dealt by Jonathan
>Part 2 is Joseph
>The final blow is dealt by Joseph
>Part 3 is Jotaro
>The final blow is dealt by Jotaro
>Part 4 is Josuke
>The final blow is dealt by Jotaro
Okay
>>151433263
Kakyoin, Polnareff, N'Doul, Vanilla Ice, Oingo and Rubber Soul (demanding the both of them to disguise as Jonathan), Mariah and Midler.
Maybe Phantom Blood Dio would have made some rape dungeons for himself and his minions if he lived a little bit longer.
>>151433666
To be fair, the last fight with Kira was a team effort.
>Rohan discovered who he really was
>Hayato saved everyone's asses
>Josuke did the most of the damage and work
>Jotaro and Koichi were Kira's last nail to his coffin.
>>151433666
Part 4 had a theme of innocence and teamwork to it that the others didn't, though. Josuke not defeating Kira alone and not having to make the killing blow is fitting.
you think angelo ever did any freaky things with aqua necklace an dhis own sperm before his untimely not-demise
>>151433747
That's so unfair.
Like, why does the villain always to be one, and then the heroes are a bunch of people? Of course he's gonna lose.
>>151433799
Araki has a complex where he hates the idea of a villain ever getting anything close to a happy ending, so he makes sure they all die or worse. It's inevitable a villain will lose, the question is how.
>>151433666
It makes sense in the story. Josuke had only killed a rat thus far.
Jotaro clearly shows signs of PTSD after Stardust Crusaders.
Jotaro is a murderer. His kills were justified, but it doesn't change the fact that he took the lives of other people.
He cares about the Duwang Gang, despite only saying so out loud about Koichi, and only doing so in the stopped time.
He killed Kira so none of the kids would have to pop their murder cherries.
>>151433799
This kinda makes sense since the Part 4 fight had the least amount of asspulls compared to the other final fights of the entire series.
>>151433799
Same Stand
>>151433799
Part 1 has a 1 on 1 encounter and Part 7 has like 50 v 4
you are also forgetting that the villains are able to send slews of minions after the heroes throughout the entire journey
>>151430789
I mean, that might work if the guard was dumb enough not to notice the weight.
>>151433844
While I agree with most of this, is it fair to call Jotaro a murderer? All of the people he killed attacked him first and wouldn't have stopped if he'd begged for his life. In some cases (like Anubis and Midler, though he didn't kill her) he actually did so and they kept going. Wouldn't it fall under self-defense and not murder?
>>151433799
Tattoo You! Is an arc where Johnny and Gyro fight 11 people at once.
>>151433933
Jotaro isn't a murderer since he actually didn't expect the ambulance to run him over since that was just basically fate saying fuck you to Kira.
just how much pot does Akiri smoke on a daily basis
>read Part 5
>love the supporting cast but dislike Giorno and Diavolo
>read Part 6
>love Jolyne and Pucci but dislike the supporting cast besides F.F.
Were Parts 5 and 6 supposed to feel like complete opposites?
>>151433988
>Implying his ideas don't come from his awoken brain cells after putting on the Stone Mask and splashing it with blood
>>151433666
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Stand User? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Speedwagon Foundation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DIO's Army, and I have over 300 confirmed RETIRED's. I am trained in orangutan warfare and I’m the top puncher in the entire Stardust Crusaders. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with stealing the body of my great grandfather so you could get cheap easy gainz? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my grandfather to smash a Polaroid camera to reveal your location, and your castle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your World. You’re fucking dead, vampire. I can be anywhere, anytime thanks to Star Platinum's The World, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stand's bare fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire funds of the Speedwagon Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "WRYY" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and your debt can't be paid back with money, you goddamn idiot. I will ORA fury all over you and you will drown in it. You really pissed me off, kiddo.
>>151433986
I think Anon's mostly talking about the people Jotaro killed in part 3, though.
>>151433988
God I love Emporio.
>>151433988
I miss the qt Anasui
>>151433891
Things like bolts and parts to a trigger group weigh very little.
>>151433999
That's pretty much what it is.
>>151433999
Nice trips but only I am allowed to love Jolyne
>>151434014
nice, anon-chan
>>151433988
Ahueahueahueah duuuuude weeeeeed
>>151433999
>Didn't like Hermes
>>151434014
What in face did you just fucking say about my hair, you little bitch ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Morioh high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous fights with Stand users, and I have a fresh underwear from New Year's Eve. I am trained in Stand warfare and I’m Higashikata fucking Josuke. You are nothing to me but wood, stupid . I will restore you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before. As we speak I am contacting the Speedwagon Foundation and your secret sex affairs are being investigated right now so you better prepare to have your spaghetti fixed, maggot. You have no dignity, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime over 60 km/h, and I can fix you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Crazy Diamond. Not only do I know the secret Joestar technique, but I have access to the majority of Stand users in Duwang and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this city. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “啊” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and you can't escape now, you super retard. I will Dorarararara all over you and you will drown in it. You’re getting a feeling so complicated, kiddo
Stands work under the principle of if a user tries hard enough they can become that Stand too, right?
Why didn't Iggy just turn into sand?
Why didn't Avdol just turn into fire?
Why didn't Kakyoin just turn into slime?
Why didn't Polnareff just turn into metal?
Why didn't Joseph just turn into hermit purples?
Why didn't Jotaro just turn into a fist?
>>151434126
Hermes is like Okuyasu but not as funny, charming,or cute.
>>151433999
I dunno, mileage varies a lot. I loved Hermes and Annasui too, and Weather became really interesting with the reveal of his backstory.
Overall I'd say that 5 handled side-characters better, and that 6 had a better and deeper overarching story and main hero/villain.
>>151434146
You're entitled to your opinion but I cannot condone this kind of talk.
>>151434141
It really just depends on the stand.Stands such as White Album and Oasis are the actual armor so it makes sense for it to be like that.
>>151434141
>Stands work under the principle of if a user tries hard enough they can become that Stand too, right?
What? Who said this?
>>151434146
She's not really like Okuyasu though, she's more like Polnareff than anything. She's much more cunning and rough than Oku ever was, but has Polnareff's goofiness and temper. Not to mention the surprising depth she displays with that deal with Sports Max and her sister.
I think it's her unsatisfying conclusion that's the worst thing about her, in spite of being of great importance in the Underworld and Heavy Weather fights, she was completely absent for C-Moon and didn't get to do anything much in MIH before dying.
>>151433988
>Ice cubes in the orange juice
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>151433933
Jotaro killed the captain, the orangutan, Rubber Soul, and he was part of the group decision to probably let ZZ starve to death.
Granted, after that, the only times any of the Crusaders killed anyone was when there was no other choice (Dio, Vanilla Ice, N'Doul).
I think Araki just realized that they weren't fighting vampires anymore and that murder was bad, about a quarter of the way into part 3.
And in universe, maybe Jotaro realized that, too, which could be why he started just beating enemy stand users within an inch of their lives instead of killing them. And why he became less of an edgelord.
>>151434141
>Stands work under the principle of if a user tries hard enough they can become that Stand too, right?
>People still say Stands are hamon despite Araki practically forgetting the existence of the concept and how they've exhibited reality-warping capabilities multiple times that Hamon cannot realistically perform
>>151434014
>>151434133
>>151434096
We can all love Jolyne.But only I can have her.
Whos Jojolion's villain?
>>151434329
fifth testicle
>>151434257
didn't N'doul kill himself?
>>151434141
>Stands work under the principle of if a user tries hard enough they can become that Stand too, right?
>>151434281
People seriously think stands are hambone? Are we talking like anime only watchers who just got to sdc or something?
>>151434073
true. I was more thinking the frame, or maybe slide.
>>151434359
Probably got confused since there are stands that come out from the user itself such as White Album and Oasis
>>151434329
As much as I love him and want to see him happy, Norisuke would be the best choice, considering his presence and relationship with Josuke.
Kaato and Jobin are cool too tho.
>>151434354
Fuck, did he?
I can't remember, but if he did, it just help my point.
The Crusaders mostly stop killing after the Wheel of Fortune fight.
>>151434326
No!! I have already asked Jotaro permission to marry Jolyne
>>151434359
Delete this image
>>151434257
Captain Tenmile was life-or-death though, right? While he definitely died it was a split-second thing, you can't blame Jotaro for defending himself. And while Rubber Soul was badly beaten, he wasn't actually shown to be beaten to death.
Forever and ZZ are definitely sus though, Forever was actively surrendering, and who knows what happened to ZZ. Makes sense about Araki changing his tune though, the only heroes to consistently kill their foes are the gangsters in VA and Gappy, though the latter has at least some accidental kills.
Why couldn't Totino cure Joseph's alzheimers?
>>151434430
he gave himself a headshot with his stand in order to save the secret of DIO's stand iirc
>>151434462
Okuyasu ate Tonio's food and was still Okuyasu, meaning it can't cure mental illness.
>>151434462
Because Joseph was faking so that he doesn't have to deal with his fuck-ups
Can Tusk 4 chase Kira down even through Bites The Dust?
>>151434462
Same Stand
>>151434430
Yeah he did, Jotaro caught him alive, comforted him by telling him that the wound wasn't fatal, and then freaked out when he sent Geb through his own head and told Jotaro a little about himself with his last breaths. Jotaro buried him because he recognized his worth.
People shit on Jotaro a lot but I really like him, things like this really made him seem cool.
>>151434510
yes
>>151434281
It's not that Stands are actually Hamon, it's just that there is an established relation between the two concepts (which is really just a formality Araki had in early Part 3 to ease readers into accepting Stands). Stands are like an evolution of Hamon. There's a page in SBR that explains that the Stone Mask, Hamon and the Spin are tools that can activate a Stand.
>Joseph's Stand is Hermit Purple. I've always wanted to make pictorial visualizations of supernatural abilities since Jojo began. Stands were based on this concept just like Ripple was, so when I thought about putting Joseph back in the story, I needed to decide how I would visualize Ripple as a Stand. Ripple is life energy that travels through the entire body through a special breathing method. Therefore, a concrete visualization of it would be some sort of wire wrapped around the entire body, like a vine. If Jotaro's group time traveled to the world of Part 2, they would probably be able to see "Hermit Purple" wrapped around Joseph just like in Part 3.
What Jotaro says to Jonathan in pic related is the same thing Joseph says to Jotaro early in Part 3.
Did the other OST ever get posted?
And can someone post the pastebin?
>>151433666
>Part 6 is Jolyne
>The final blow is dealt by an eleven year-old boy while Jotaro died a failure who couldn't protect his daughter
>tfw Mariah probably succumbed to massive internal trauma and bleeding while in the hospital
>>151434569
To me, it feels less like Stands are an evolution of ripple, and more like the ripple is merely one of the many ways to open the gateway to unlocking your stand, especially given the most recurring source of the stands in parts 4-6 is an arrow made of a strange space material, as opposed to something based on ripple itself.
is storing CD's in tractor tires a common theme in Japan?
>>151434598
And it was one of the coolest moments in the series.
>>151434637
That's where I kept my porn while studying abroad there.
>>151434598
>Part 7 is Johnny
>Gets hit by his own attack
>>151434414
He better be holding back on some bullshit power then, so far King Nutting is just a shittier Highway Star
> tfw you think all the asspullery in jojo is funny until you watch the best antagonist die in bullshit.
Imagine if Jolyne got one of her really fine strings and lined the edge of it up with your urethral slit and then pulled it across it really fast and hard to give you a papercut
>>151434748what if she gathered her stand into a massive dildo and fucked you with it while you were mashing her guts
>>151434728
I dunno, Kira's life beind ended by a random abulance is pretty fitting imo given how much he liked to autofellate himself while rambling about how he's sooooo lucky and fate favors him alone.
>>151434462
He was merely pretending to be retarded
>>151434728
The Boss is Diavolo and he gets stuck in an infinite death loop thanks to Giorno's stand evolving.
>>151434815
once a meme, always a meme
>>151434691
>The final blow is dealt by a loli with Best Dino's had in a sack
>>151430238
Most JoJo deaths are sudden and brutally short
>>151434810
don't forget
>He got killed by something that is supposed to heal people.He got killed by Crazy Diamond beforehand too
>Stole a man's face but Kira died a faceless corpse
>A dog is the cause of his death in the afterlife even thoug he is themed around cats
>First person he murdered was Reimi,the last person he ever met was also Reimi and of course
>Dragged to who knows where by his fetish
Such pottery
>>151434807Imagine if Jolyne used her strings to stitch your body and hers together so you'd never have to be apart.
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svE60ic4akE
>>151434922
That's what I love about JoJo.
As much as Araki loves throwing weird bullshit into his stories, he knows what things to keep realistic.
>>151431706
>man, my balls itch something fierce.
>>151435022
>You will never scratch Giorno's sweaty balls for him
>>151434810
Yeah, it's like Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame constantly going on about how he's god's chosen throughout the entire movie, claiming God will smite his enemies and send them into a fiery pit, only for god to smite him and send him into a fiery pit.
>>151434928
damn, thank god Jolyne isn't insane.I could't bear being without her
>>151434967
Yeah most of the time the deaths happen so quickly they never have a chance to have any final words while they're dying.
I can't believe Wammu is FUCKING dead
>>151434928we're an army of one
>>151435085
Except for poor Pucci who got his head slowly crushed by a Weather Report who looked pissed as fuck.
>>151429999
Let it be known that on Christmas Day 2016, 2 days after the finale of the Diamond is Unbreakable anime adaptation, that its final OP was sung by our fine /a/utists with the final post containing quads. A fitting end for Part 4.
Goodbye, JoJo. These have truly been great days.
>>151435081I love Jolyne so much. I want her to be real and I want to be one with her. I want to wake up in the middle of the night, and not feel alone because Jolyne will always be with me. I want her to berate me every time she's burdened by being attached to me, but deep down, she could never regret stitching us together because we're made for each other.
>>151435088
I guess you could say it was his...Last Christmas
>>151435187
Fuck off!!! Im the only one who can hug, kiss and marry Jolyne!!!!
>YFW Part 9ties the SBR universe to the Original universeand is set inan American city that doesn't suck like NYC or LA.
Why have Araki's stand designs gotten progressively weirder and more cool, but his humans look less like people nowadays and more like unfeeling latex dolls?
>>151435290
Checkmate, asshole! By becoming one with Jolyne, I'm part of Jolyne. So I can do whatever I want with her because she's allowed to love herself.
Do pp io
Doppio!
D o p p i o
>>151435290
I can eat out her pussy though right
>>151434545
I don't think people give the N'Doul fight nearly enough credit, it's not just one of the best in Part 3, but one of the best in the entire series too. It's a pivotal moment for Jotaro's character and the tone of Part 3. It's an emotional game changer.
On top of being such a badass Stand user, almost taking out all 5 of them from +4 miles away while being BLIND and relying on nothing but sound, N’Doul is the first time the hero gets to actually have a few minutes to talk to someone who works for DIO and listen to their reasoning for being on his side and why they made their choice. It's the first time we are presented a sympathetic reason as to why someone would join DIO besides being evil or wanting money. N’Doul is very honest and pragmatic about it - it’s not so much that it’s DIO, it could have been anyone, it could have been Jotaro- but what he means is that it’s not DIO’s cult of personality that necessarily made N'Doul stick by him, but the fact that someone gave him the chance to bring out the things in him that were always there but were disregarded or stunted.
N'Doul doesn't fear DIO the way others do, he is loyal because DIO pulled him from despair and was able to provide him with what he needed. And it shows both DIO and Jotaro have envoked entirely new feelings in N’Doul that he had never felt before. DIO gave him purpose and a reason to live, and Jotaro made him wish he could see just once (to look at the man who killed him).
It shows why some people might choose this path, how it could be an important choice, how it could be arbitrary.
It's the first time Jotaro truly acknowledges the seriousness of his mission.
And it even follows a tradition within story of the JoJo talking to an honorable enemy before they die (Jonathan and Bruford, Joseph and Wham).
It's honestly a fantastic moment.
>>151435293
>NYC or LA
>Doesn't suck
>>151435293
NYC and LA or literal shitholes, I would rather live in Detroit.
Which Jojo took the largest amounts of phsyical punishment in their respective part?
>>151435518
In all honesty, I'd love it if it did take place in Detroit and it would probably be in my top 3 picks for US cities to be the setting for a JoJo part.
Its a way more interesting setting than the typical NYC/LA/Chicago.
>>151435533
Jolyne
>>151434930
you really need to see them healing?
stop being so fucking spoon-fed, next you'll be complaining Araki never showed Giorno taking a shower
>>151435624
All of them probably never did since they were on a road trip and were going as fast as possible or did the turtle have a shower room built on it?
>>151435458
Well said. Part 3 had its issues but people don't give credit where it's due, you can really see where 3 paved the way for everything that'd come after more than any part before or since.
I honestly wish the heroes and villains got to talk to each other more, given that nearly every time they do so it's cool as hell.
>>151435703
I could believe it for the guys and Narancia, but there's no way in hell that Trish never took a shower.
>>151435760
Abbacchio probably pissed on them to wash the dirt off
>parts 4 and 7 in color
4 really benefits from it, but hot damn i never realized they finished 7 so quickly
>that Jolyne
https://youtube/2gOfIxhLDPs
what did akiri mean by this?
>>151435998
link ain't working bucko
So apparently this happened too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFJeaRuUc3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqepuOHXVCg
>>151435998
>>151436063
I gotcha
>>151435819
Abbacchio probably pisses on everything to claim it as his own
>>151436063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOfIxhLDPs
>>151436078
>forgets to post the goddamn link
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOfIxhLDPs
>>151435760
>the guys and Narancia
Why do all main villains have time powers?
>>151436110
>>151436106
thx m8s
>>151426805
>stickin your dick in daddy issues
Bruh
come on, bruh.
>>151436106
slick.
>>151436187
They don't
>>151436187
D̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶Funny Valentine has space powers.
Main villain stand power tier list?
MiH > KC > Another One Bites The Dust > D4C > TheWorld is correct right?
>>151436260
Spacetime, still counts
>>151436187
Count Dracula doesnt have time powers
Why are all the openings so good?
>>151436619
Ikr?
I actually get much more excited to see a new opening than anything else in the anime.
>>151436097
I wish he would piss on me
>>151436243
>Not reading the fucking manga
She has daddy-issues for like two chapters
>>151436619
because you havegoodtaste
>No reverse-harem doujin with Trish and Passione
Shaking my head to be honest family
>>151436619
Because DP is based and shows that much love to the series even if they don't have that much of a budget compared to other shows.
If only DP had the budget like a huge studio as Bones they would've been the most perfect studio but they can somehow still manage with what they've got.
>>151436924
>No Mista and Fugo seeing more than just her nipples in the back of the van doujin
disappointing to say the least
Do you think Araki has listened to Godspeed You! Black Emperor?
>>151437005
>tfw we'll never have good straight doujins for Reimi,Yukako,Jolyne,Trish and all the other female characters ever.
Why did the budget for DIU crash and burn so hard after SDC looked so gorgeous? (Pre DIO's world that is) How did they blow it?
>>151436924
It wouldn't be a true reverse harem, since Narancia is a girl.
>>151437248
Japs don't like part 4
>>151437278
That can't be the only reason
>>151437188
There's a guy whose draws a ton of Reimi/Rohan, and he's done 3 doujins on that subject. Of course none of them have been or will ever be scanned or translated
>>151431593
Kira almost killed everyone.
His hubris predictively was his downfall
>>151437329
It pretty much is. The direction is the same, but the budget is lower.
>>151437337
ETA: Never
Where's my reimi/rohan straight shota doujin where the reason she babysits him is just to teach him how to be her proper toy and fuck her right because all the boys at her school are too gruff and rowdy for her tastes
>>151437278
What? How?
Do they not like part 7, either?
>>151437352
If this is true, should we see a higher budget for part 5, especially since Japan loves it so much?
>>151437352
I thought it was because PArt 3 didn't sell as much as they expected.
>>151437510
iirc the sales for the bd's on DiU are now higher than part 3 so there's a huge chance the budget is higher.
>>151437587
Source?
>>151437510
probably.
>>151437504
dunno, but I guess they didn't like the SoL setting when it came out.
Why did I end up feeling bad for Kira? I kept hoping for there to be some way he could be redeemed, even though I knew it wasn't possible.
>>151437610
he's a good villian.
>>151437278
No wonder Araki is a westaboo.
The Japanese can't comprehend the subtleties of his work, and would rather just fawn over Jotaro the edgelord.
>that time Jolyne would kill for a good dicking
>>151436106
This truly was bizarre.
>>151436106
>Dat Dio
>>151436106
Giorno,Narancia and Bruno just doing the boat dance already makes it 10/10.
>>151436106
Proof that Narancia is a girl
>>151437664
>japan has shit taste
>in other news: water is wet
>>151437278
I don't get what peoples sources are when they say stuff like japs don't like this or japs love that
srsly?
WAMUU is dead and no one mentions it?
>>151437810
Maybe because we already mentioned it last thread.
>>151437248
Part 4 is long, they probably needed to manage the budget better.
>>151437610
Because he felt like a person.
Media, especially anime, especially shonen anime, tends to treat villains as obstacles for the heroes to overcome.
You don't need to know that a villain is a salaryman. You don't need to know that a villain loves cats. You don't need to know that a villain eats chicken katsu sandwiches for lunch by the lake with his girlfriend. You don't need to know when a villain goes to bed, or his entire bedtime routine.
None of these things make Kira seem more evil. All they do is make him seem more human. Because he's not a mustache-twirling, puppy-kicking monster whose only joy in life is thwarting the heroes. He's just a normal guy who happens to have a fetish that he needs to satisfy with murder.
For fuck's sake, in his introductory episode, Kira gets the majority of the focus, if not all of it. In his fights, Araki shows his thought process. Kira gets a fuckton of screentime when he's pretending to be Kosaku.
He's a villain, but we follow him around as much as we would a hero.
He's not redeemable, but he's sympathetic and relatable. He's the best JoJo villain by far, if not the best villain in anime.
Should I feel dirty that there is a dub of JoJo out now? or just sad? the voice of Joseph and Cesar just hurt...
>>151436187joubindoesn't have time powers
>>151437676
I volunteer.
>>151437838
Kira even has some kind of hero theme just like Josuke and co which starts around 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0n7JT_eKU I remember this was the ost that played during when Kira was obtaining BTD.
Planet Waves is a stupid stand
>>151437963
It really is. The whole point of it is to be turned against its user.
>>151437963
It was actually kind of a broken stand.
>>151437921
Having Bites the Dust activate must be the best feeling in the world. Like when you have a horrible nightmare that someone you love dies and then you wake up and they're fine.
>>151437963
Planet Waves was pretty stupid, but Sky High was pants on head retarded.
>>151438000
>Stand ability specifically states that all meteorites pulled towards the user burn-up before they can hurt them
>people still think shit like this
oh man
So how did Okuyasu come back to life when Josuke confirmed himself that he has no more heartbeat etc?
>>151438093
I like the theory that Rods actually aren't real in JoJo, and Sky High only worked because Bohemian Rhapsody was in effect at the time.
Mainly because it makes Sky High even shittier.
>>151438136
His soul came back.
>>151438093
Not really, it's just a stand that controls a crypytid. The problem is that said cryptid wasn't well-known in the West at the time, so it seemed like Araki had made up some weird animal.
>>151438152
Sky High was a really dangerous stand which crashed a helicopter and was almost enough to kill both Jolyne and Hermes.
>>151438106
That's not what I meant.
I meant that Araki most likely thought of Planet Waves with how it would get defeated in mind.
Making one of the meteorites larger just means that the user now has a projectile heading right for him that's too large to burn up before it reaches him.
It's one of the most easily countered stands in the series.
>>151438106
It's really fucking annoying how much shit people get wrong about Part 6. It's so obvious how much people skimmed right over it.
>>151438093
The idea was that it let him control a certain kind of cryptid. The issue is that it was relatively unknown at the time and also in later years proven to be fake. It would have been cool if Sky High eventually let him control all sorts of cryptids, and basically made him the beastmaster of all undiscovered species. Though it's weakness would be that as soon as a species is officially documented he can't control it anymore. Which still makes it fucking pathetic like Bohemian Rhapsody but still useful for a very short burst of time.
>>151438136
Crazy Diamond could fix his heart, but it can't bring his soul back.
Okuyasu needed to do that himself.
>>151438207
But the stand-ability burns up the meteorite before it hurts him. It could be the size of Texas and presumably that's still what it'd do because that's how it works.
It can be turned on its user relatively easily when you figure that out, but Jolyne didn't know that and thus it took her a while and made for a pretty good fight.
>>151438207
>Making one of the meteorites larger just means that the user now has a projectile heading right for him that's too large to burn up before it reaches him.
must be tough to be as dumb as you
so why isnt FF dead from the electric chair?
>>151438172
I really can't believe that Araki would make a detailed anatomy for a cryptid of all things and make it sound even believable.Just as the time he made a detailed anatomy on how Stray Cat works of all things complete on how it actually tortures worms.
How can one man have this that much imagination.
>>151428544
>Sale and Zucherro are treated like dogshit in spite of never doing anything that bad
They were bad to the current people in power.
>Giorno disrespects Buccellati respecting Fugo's decision to leave, as well as Fugo's own consent
Because giorno only cared about his goals. Buccellati just was an ally to him.
>>151438275
So also stood in the "luck".
>>151438275
Because she was in it for a fraction of a second, but in manga time that's like half a chapter.
>>151438223
>Jolyne has daddy-issues and is incompetent
>Pucci is a mindless DIOdrone
>Hermes didn't do anything and sucks
>X stand is weak/makes no sense
>Why didn't they just kill Yo Yo Ma
>>151438317
>Hermes didn't do anything and sucks
nigga....
>>151438317
>Jolyne was useless and couldn't even beat Pucci
>Emporio beating Pucci was bullshit
>>151438284
Yeah, briefly, and they were already punished for it before being forgotten since they no longer posed a threat.
And that's completely false, Giorno really cared about Buccellati as a person and vice versa. In the car when he realized Buccellati was dead he was truly panicked and distraught beyond what he'd feel over the loss of 'just an ally', same as how morose and silent he was post Silver Chariot Requiem. Hearing Buccellati's talk about how his passion had made him feel alive again clearly got to him, their relationship wasn't just business.
no
cmon
thats dumb
>>151438268
The stand works by having meteorites constantly fall towards the user, but always burn up right before hitting him, because they're exactly the right size to not kill him.
If you did something like put the meteorite in a boot, the boot's mass is added to the meteorite's, making it a larger object, and therefore too large to burn up before it hits him, and since it's heading right for him, it'll hit him and kill him.
Araki pretty clearly thought of Planet Waves with that counter in mind, and maybe even thought of that counter before coming up with the specifics of the stand.
It's one of the most obviously designed to be defeated stands.
>>151438339
Read the manga my man.
>Educates Jolyne on prison-life
>Has that hilarious fight with the suicidal guy
>Fights alongside Jolyne against Foo Fighters
>Works with Jolyne and F.F against Mirashon
>Has that awesome fight against Sports Max
>Helps out with Sky High, scores the finishing blow
>Assists heavily with Underworld and Heavy Weather
I'm pretty sure she gets the most fights in the part after Jolyne, and they're consistently good as is she.
>>151438403
It's 'Bizarre' you might say. Also it's fine, DIO just wants to make Homunculus babies to help him conquer fate.
>>151438403
>thats dumb
It only gets more bizarre from here anon.
>>151438351
>"Why didn't Jotaro just stop time and punch Pucci?"
>>151438413
The boot didn't increase it's mass it cut line of sight between him and the meteorite so it kept going.
>>151438433
reread what I said, I was disagreeing with him
>>151438450
>why didnt jotaro just stop time and punch Kira by the door?
>>151438433
Yeah, Foo Fighters is the one who doesn't do anything.
Unless you count being best girl as doing something.
>>151438476
Holy fuck that one gets me. It's explained in the episode itself.
>>151438382
>Yeah, briefly, and they were already punished for it before being forgotten since they no longer posed a threat.
In organizations like that or say Chinese aka CCP the "punishment" never ends at one moment.
Once new guy gets in he'll want to cement is power and punish/purge people who supported the previous guy or gave him shit. For the former they'll be punished non stop because of various factors.
>>151436106
The Wryy was great
>>151438459
Oh sorry, I think we both misunderstood each other. I was listing the most common false complaints about part 6.
>>151435624
I want a Giorno shower scene though, anon.
>>151435703
Parte 5 took place over the course of 4 days, 5 days if the Diavolo fight rolled over into the morning which I think it did. It's kinda gross but if they didn't shower, it's at least plausible. The turtle does have running water so it's not impossible either.
>>151438317
Hermes existed. She did more than Okuyasu did just by walking on-frame.
>Stand is called Burning Down The House
>It's a fucking room with a piano, a Mars Bar, and a glass of orange juice
It's just a lamer Mr. President.
>>151438959
but with a funnier name
>>151438495
Being best girl is doing the most.
>>151432911
CHASE YOU
>>151438959
And yet it managed to keep Emporio safe and hidden from everyone in the jail, he was Jolyne's secret-weapon against Pucci because Pucci didn't even know he existed. If it wasn't for him she'd probably never have met Weather or Annasui and been able to work with them, not to mention how he used the computer from it to learn how to do pretty much everything, including flying a helicopter and driving a car.
Not the most powerful stand, but it was used well and creatively.
...wha?
>>151438821
They should have a hot-springs scene.
>Abbacchio growling at Giorno for standing too close to him
>Bruno doing Narancia's filthy hair for him
>Mista and Fugo trying to peep on Trish
>>151439166
I really want this. I'm honestly surprised Part 4 and 8-so-far have avoided this trope, being the Nippon-heavy parts. Araki is good at using weird shit in place of typical shit.
>>151438512
if your standards for an explanation require no more than "lol plot" then sure
>>151439200
Because Araki is a very no nonsense type of storyteller. Out of any of the parts, 4 had the most faffing about and even then it was to build characters or introduce new side ones.
>>151439200
Araki doesn't tend to go for the low-hanging fruit, there's a ton of really expected things that he hasn't ever gone near.
>No Star Platinum Requiem
>No Zeppeli in part 5
>No Giorno or Josuke after their own parts
>No Giorno learning about DIO or the Joestars
>No counterparts of really well-loved characters like Kakyoin or Buccellati in SBRverse
>No beach episode
>No Jonathan's ghost making some sort of tearjerking appearance to tell his descendants he's proud of them
>No DIO's daughters
>>151439279
>Because Araki is a very no nonsense type of storyteller
I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>151439376
If Araki ever came here then he'd probably just lurk, be quietly disgusted by us, and then leave and never come back.
>miu miu
gee, I wonder if Araki saw memento
>>151439125
He used Diver Down to phase into the bottle and move the opening to the other side facing away from the baby so that they could actually reach it rather than run infinitely towards the baby and never get anywhere.
>>151439502
but how do you move the opening of the bottle?
>>151439260
It wasn't though. Jotaro knew it was a trap and that even if he stopped time it was only two seconds. Time wasn't an issue, it was that Kira actually wanted the to come closer that made stopping time irrelevant. It's not that hard to grasp and isn't just 'lol plot'.
>>151439324
Josefumi is pretty much Kakyoin but better written. Appearance wise he's meant to resemble Josuke obviously but his character is a pretty clear reference to Kakyoin with his connection and desire to help Holly and his relationship with Kira who is clearly inspired by Jotaro. Kira and Josefumi are so popular with fujos because they're basically what Kakyoin and Jotaro's relationship should have been. Of course this makes Gappy Jouta as well.
>>151439517
That' Diver Down's (retconned) ability. He dives inside objects and changes their structure, like moving the opening of the bottle or later on he changes his own facial structure by putting chocolate under his skin to fool the police. He was introduced as being able to store kinetic energy in things which is released when that thing is touched but that was kind of boring an predictable so he ended up making it change the shape of the object he's inside instead.
>>151439407
He might use the idea that Joubin was going to fuse with Jesus.
>>151428699
>>151428802
>>151429123
You guys totally misunderstand normies.
The manime is definitely a factor in most normies liking it, but the gayness whether its manly gay or twink gay is considered hilarious and part of the charm, I mean "bizarre" is in the name.
Be prepared for tons of normie memes and videos about "THE TASTE OF A LIAR xD" as soon as the first few episodes air. Honestly /a/ is fucking retarded if they think Part 5's weirdness will be any less accepted, its first half is even better than 4's first half
>>151439769
Nah even if he liked it he seems to have actually planned out JJL ahead of time and won't change too much. That said the Jesus theory actually seems incredibly plausible and might come here, see that we figured out JJL and then announce an early retirement with JJL never finished.
>>151439567
I dunno, I guess they have their similarities but I struggle to connect the two that much beyond being friends with the 'Jotaro' and caring about Holly.
Hell, the circumstances of his friendship with 'Jotaro' are pretty different too, Kira's a full decade older than him and helped save his life when he nearly drowned as a child, whereas Jotaro and Kakyoin were the same age and so on. And one of the key themes of their friendship is idolization and sacrifice - Josefumi idolized Kira who sacrificed himself and inspired Josefumi to do the same for him, whereas Jotaro and Kakyoin were friendly but never particularly close.
>>151439808
The people who get most upset about the gay shit that's unquestionably in JoJo are the really shrill, hardcore fans, ironically enough. Like you said, normies find it funny, but people here will argue till they're blue in the face that there's nothing gay to find funny in the first place.
>>151439567
>josefumi kakyoin
Holy shit how did I not notice this
>>151440203
Because him looking like Josuke is a misdirect so you don't realise until it's too late that Gappy will die from getting fisted by Jobin.
sleep tight copper
>>151440260
He's sleeping forever now;_;7
>>151440260
>that perfect position to give him a brojob
>>151440260
Whose hands are those indicating his crotch? They've got the right idea.
>>151440305
Is Abbacchio a virgin?
>>151440065
the hell
>>151437188
FUJOSHITS
U
C
K
>>151440405
He never had a girlfriend as a cop so probably not.
Maybe his partner pounded his boipucci in Heaven though
>>151440521
so probably*
>>151440485
>It's the fujoshits fault that there isn't porn of JoJo girls
I don't like the ten billion shitty Caejose and Jotakak doujins either but come the fuck on man.
>>151440405
Doubt it, he was 21 and probably went through his share of one-night-stands and/or hookers after losing his cop job.
>>151440550
>Cannot comprehend that fujoshits are driving away "normal" artists
lmao how new?
>>151440521
>Tainting the platonic love between officers with something as base as sex
Scum
>>151432363
I love how after punching her he just straight up asks for her help.
>>151440588
His partner probably guzzles his piss in heaven too
Do I make a good Diavolo?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gN87qximuV
>>151440585
So you're telling me that male artists are being scared off by the terrifying fujos and their drawings of boys kissing. Right.
That makes no sense and you know it. Series with a large male cast tend to attract a lot of fujos, series with a large female cast tend to attract straight porn artists. It isn't hard to figure out why.
>>151440654
holy kek
>>151440654
>>151440635
The piss thing was only done to Giorno for being the shittiest JoJo, Abbacchio would never make a true 「ally」 imbibe his urine.
>>151440654
>>151440654
Delete this immediately
>>151440654
How...how did you get this voice recording!?
>>151434722
I hope Norisuke can break himself up in to jigsaw pieces, sort of like Buggy. He sort of did it in I am a rock, but I can't tell if it was King Nothing or Norisuke.
>>151440686
>>151440695
>>151440728
>>151440734
>>151440752
What if I told youI also voiced Scottish Kakyoin?
>>151440794
prove it nigga
>>151440794
Do Scottish Kakyoin raping Diavolo
>>151440794
Prove it by saying 'I also voiced Scottish Kakyoin you gay fuck' on Vocaroo inn his voice and post it.
>>151440712
Giorno's not that bad, he just has shit taste for not liking Abbacchio.
>>151440842
To be fair Abbacchio didn't give him much of a reason to like him when the first thing he did was try to intimidate him into drinking piss.
>>151440842
Giorno did nothing wrong. Abbacchio is a pedophile who forces kids to drink his own pee.
>>151440806
>>151440813
>>151440825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0owXPtUSdFG
Microphone's very shitty and I think I broke it yesterday
>>151440920
Can't hear shit.
>>151440842
Giorno's not bad in his own right, his issues come from being shown up at pretty much everything by pretty much everyone. He's not as charming or down-to-earth as Mista, he's not as cute or endearing as Narancia, he's not as tragic or sassy as Abbacchio, and he's not as heroic or bold as Buccellati. Giorno shines best on his own (pre-Passione, Baby-Face fight) rather than being in a team of people he doesn't really know.
He did kind of seem to like Abbacchio in spite of the piss thing though, he was never intentionally rude to him and was genuinely delighted when Abbacchio decided to accompany him and Buccellati.
>>151440920
You broke your microphone yesterday yet your Diavolo record is in good quality
Suspicious?
>>151440953
This, I recorded yesterday
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfV9HFRgbT
>>151440876
>Piss-drinking is rape
Tumblr pls
>>151440975
Wew
>>151440975
Tee hee
>>151440978
>that reading comprehension
>>151440961
He warmed up to the other boys, he was always super polite with Abbacchio though.
>>151440975
>Giorno is such a flat and boring character he doesn't even react to getting his ass ate by best boy
Part 5 wost Part
Part 8 best Part
Come at me
>>151441074
Probably for the best, Abbacchio was a really grumpy and prickly guy who wasn't going to start liking him overnight.
Still, credit where it's due, Abbacchio actively tried to sacrifice his life so Giorno could live and complete the mission, he wasn't going to let his petty prejudices compromise his duty.
>>151441028
You can't call someone a kiddy-diddler when all he did was bully someone into drinking piss watered down with tea
>>151441142
>when you try to sacrifice yourself for a retard and he just sits there with the key
new bread where
>>151441191
>Get humiliated and laughed at by the enemy because of this fucking newbie with three assholes in his hair
>>151441104
See, I'm pretty good in conveying the charcaters.
Gimme suggestions on what to voice
>>151441191
That scene was hilarious and painful to read, can't wait to see it animated. I love how fucking Illuso was so shocked and amused by it that he completely stopped attacking just to smugly jeer at Abbacchio over it.
Wish that we'd got to see the post-fight recovery though, imagine how embarrassed and furious Abbacchio would've been when he learned that Giorno's rule-breaking had saved his own life as well as Fugo's and the mission was completed anyway.
I ain't been here in a long time laddies, where's that pixelfag gone too? Has he been banned yet?
>>151441259
Gappy making Yasuho happy with four white hot loads but then she takes off her wig and it was Joshu the whole time.
>>151440654
>>151440794
>>151440920
this is fucking pixelfag
please ignore him
>>151441259
Formaggio shrinking and eating Narancia
>>151441259
>this desperate fuck again
>>151441263
He never did get to beat the shit out of Giorno, poor guy
What'd you guys think would be Part 5 ED?
I'll choose Power by Kanye West because I have shit taste
>>151440654
>>151440794
>>151440920
it's pixelcunt, ignore it.
>>151429456
MASH
>>151441344
Poor bastard really got fucked up by losing that hand. It's nice when Araki lets his characters actually suffer consequences when they're mutilated in fights.
>>151441313
>>151441355
Fuck you I like him
>>151441400
You're new to these threads aren't you?
Fuck off, you're defending an underage.
>>151441315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03PuP8jaeur
>>151429996
>not saving it for "It's truly been a roundabout path, arigato Gyro"
>>151441458
What the hell
>>151441483
It's just screaming