I come bearing gifts.
Next up, submarines on their way to the bottom of the board.
Now to finish things off, the only seasonal one of the bunch.
Nice work with removing the watermark, by the way. I never learned how to do that - is there a particular template for removing it, or do you manually fill it in?
how about the brits. Which one you would most likely have sex with
The very same. They're cute.
Manually. Kind of a pain in the ass, but I hate watermarks. Mostly all I had to do was wand select the once black parts and fill them back in. The rest is harder to notice.
Damn, I was hoping there'd be some kind of watermark-removal tool or something.
Dammit, I wanted t
Maizuru Naval District Anthology, Volume 13, Chapter 5
Title: Christmas Gifts
Author: Morinaga Miki (http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9167518)
Kinugasa: Hey, hey, Admiral!
Anything interesting going on at the base for Christmas today?
TTK: I heard Zara-kun and Prinz-kun were making the Christmas meals this year.
Kinugasa: Oh, wonderful!
Arashio(?): Italian and German ships? What a surprising combo.
TTK: They happened to meet while Christmas shopping, apparently.
Kinugasa: It's more than surprising. I don't think I've even seen the two of them talk before.
Hatsukaze: You think it'll work out?o be the gift bearer.
My Waifu Kaga-san is the cutest!
How did the TL end up copypasted halfway into the post? Oh well.
TTK: It'll be fine, it's Christmas!
Kinugasa: Yeah, yeah, it's Christmas!
Can't wait to feast~
Hatsukaze: How easygoing...
We bought a lot!
Thank you for your assistance in making shopping in Japan a success, Prinz-san.
Who knows how things might have turned out without Prinz-san...
Zara: If it wasn't for Prinz-san's kindness, I might not have purchased anything at all...
(All these tomatoes...)
Prinz: It sure is tough dealing with Japanese and Yen, right~?
Prinz: Come to think of it,
Prinz: Why the politeness?
Zara: Why, because Prinz-san is my senpai here, of course.
The German ships also project a cool image, so I felt speaking casually would be inappropriate...
Zara: Cool, yes, cool!
All of the Germans.
Prinz: Ahaha! Maybe compared to the Italian ships.
You guys have quite a loose image.
Zara: That's not all we are!
Prinz: Let's put that aside...
Even if we're from different countries, we're both heavy cruisers, so no need to be polite!
I mean, sure!
Italia: Is Zara-chan alright?
Roma: Why'd I get dragged into peeping...?
Bismarck: What're they saying? I can't hear a thing, so could you keep quiet?
Roma: Is she going to make Zara stuff her cooking with potatoes?
Bismarck: No way that's happening.
Bismarck: Prinz is usually a good girl.
Italia(?): So's Zara, then.
Bismarck: Two versus one isn't fair. I should call Graf.
SFX: Noise, noise
Prinz: You can't have a German Christmas without Stollen!
Second is probably spiced Lebkuchen, I suppose.
SFX: Beep, beep, beep
Kaga: I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Radiohead's new material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.
74 years ago, the US Navy would have been celebrating their impending victory on Guadalcanal and the slaughter of many a shipfu including Kirishima, Hiei, and a whole whack of destroyers.
oops forgot the image
Zara: Is it done baking?
Prinz: Wow, roasted chicken!
Zara: We bought some very high quality chicken, after all.
Prinz: I guess we just had to roast it, then.
Zara: Next is Pasta Al Forno!
Made by baking pasta with meat sauce in the oven, then cooling it. It's delicious.
Zara: Now for roast beef.
Prinz: Wow, that looks luxurious!
Zara: Let's see if it's baked properly.
Zara: What's the matter?
Prinz: The mashed potato's gotten really thick...
Prinz: What'll I do!? These are the potatoes Bismarck-neesama put so much effort to get shipped in!
It's likely her, yes. That artist does have a married Arashio after all.
admiral: As usual with Bowie,Blackstar
Admiral: produced again by Tony Visconti,, is mostly image and very little about the music.
Kashima: The ten-minuteBlackstar, that was supposed to be the centerpiece, is little more than a funereal litany a` laDoorswith jazz horns that goes on five minutes too many.
Zara: Don't worry!
Zara: Leave these
potatoes to Zara!
Zara: If the mashed potato's gotten too thick,
it might not make for a good side anymore.
But you can put it on pizza dough like this,
Zara: add lots of veggies and cheese, and bake.
Now you've got a potato and veggie pizza!
Prinz: Wahhhh, thank you!
Zara: Don't worry.
You helped me a lot today.
I'm glad I could be of hel- er, I mean, I'm glad.
Forgotten Lawson Kagapic
Prinz: But I didn't do anything!
Zara: You invited me to join you this morning, didn't you?
I actually always wanted to talk with you, but I never did get the chance.
So I'm really happy you invited me to help throw a party.
You could call it a Christmas gift from heaven.
Zara: Oh? Is something the matter?
Prinz: N-Not really.
I'm thankful as well.
Prinz: I-It's almost time for dinner!
Zara: Woah, you're right.
We need to call everyone.
Kinugasa: Wow, incredible!
Admiral: Bowie crooning melodramatic inLazarus(from his Broadway musical about an alien who falls in love) or romantic inDollar Daysis either delirious and pathetic, certainly not entertaining.
Kashima: His tedious voice interferes with the driving jazz jam of'Tis a Pity She Was a Whoreand with the frenzied and tenseSue(a 2014 single).
Kashima: Even when the voice is not a distraction, the rest is hardly intriguing:I Can't Give Everything Awayboasts an awful distorted guitar against syncopated beats and layers of electronic drones: not exactly genius. This is trivial "music" that any amateur could except that
Admiral: Bowie died of cancer in january 2016.
Kinugasa: Did you two make all of this!?
TTK: A gift.
Kinugasa: Looks delicoius~
Italia: Looks like the two've really opened up to each other.
Guess there was nothing to worry about.
?: Everyone ready~?
?: Well then,
Mate, are you actually reading those posts?
Oh, I thought you were asking about your dump, not the Kashima pictures. No I didn't actually read the Kashima pictures, my brain just saw doujin page with text in the post, and I assumed it was a translation dump. i r dumb
Admiral: What are you working on at the moment?
Kashima: Live stuff. The next batch of live sets that we're going to be doing at the end of the year. Furiously working on that. It's one of them where even if I did get it done in a couple of months, I'd still keep on messing around with it for the remaining time, 'cause... you just do.
Kashima: Same here. It's quite kaleidoscopic really, 'cause you're learning as you're working with this sort of work. I don't really retain much of it, to be fair, compared to Sean [laughs]. But you do find things being picked up, and even at my old age, learning stuff is amazing. Finding stuff that reveals itself to you over months of work, especially when you go back to alter or refine stuff.
some bitch I forgot her name: I wanna fuck Kashima!
Kashima: refrain has autism lmao
Kashima: I wish that we could talk about it
But there, that's the problem
With someone new I couldn't start it
Too late, for beginnings
The little things that made me nervous
Are gone, in a moment
I miss the way we used to argue
Locked, in your basement
no one cares
Kashima: I wake up and the phone is ringing
Surprised, as it's early
And that should be the perfect warning
That something's, a problem
To tell the truth I saw it coming
The way, you were breathing
But nothing can prepare you for it
The voice, on the other, end
The worst is all the lovely weather
I'm stunned, it's not raining
The coffee isn't even bitter
Because, what's the difference?
There's all the work that needs to be done
It's late, for revision
There's all the time and all the planning
And songs, to be finished
Kashima: Admiral's face looks weird this artist should quit
Kashima: When I finally finish posting this doujin a lot of people people would reply to me saying thanks and pretending they actually read it
this is stupid I'm going to the last page fuck it
Kashima: (something about love or marriage)
Kashima: Why do people read non-H doujins?
Why can't she be more like her big sister.
I guess I don't want to show up empty-handed either.
>??? #1: What wonderful hot water.
>??? #2: Indeed...
>??? #1: How Peaceful
>??? #2: Indeed...
>Kako: You two, it's time to sortie.
[Inbanuma Naval District - The Steamy Bath Story]
>Kako: You've been marinating in there for two weeks! The Deployment Order's come down!
>[Kako: This is beyond taking your time!]
>??? #1: Mmm.... | Even if you say that...
>??? #1: Isn't the Event (note: operation may be more apt) over....? Aren't these just everyday assignemnts?
>Kako: Well...while that is indeed the case...
>??? #1: We conscientiously object against warmongering...
>??? #1: Prototypes!
>Kako: Are you trying to say Propaganda....?
>??? #1: Yes, that.
>???#1: Speaking of which.... who are you?
>[???#1: Were you an event drop? (literally: are you new?)]
Only half right, mate.
>Kako: I'm Kako!!
>Kako: I've been here since the early days of the Naval District! I've been your Senpai this whole time!
>Kako: Give me some respect! Respect!!
>??? #2: It's like how the old farts in a corporation and the new blood don't get along very well. >[??? #1: Oh--...?]
>Kako: Now you're just putting salt on the wound!
Just scroll down on the pastebin.
Oh fuck. This is also part of it.
>??? #1: Oh, I got it! You're the transformer with the eye beam!!
>[Furutaka: Optic Blast! (lmao it's some sentai shit, do I look like I'm from /m/? See http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/a7d/386291/20111212_1010847.jpg The nip name is 外道照身霊波光線)]
>Kako: You sure are taking this seriously... but that person is FURUTAKA! >??? #2: Mm~~ Furutaka-kun~
>[??? #1: Slap]
>??? #1: Ahahahahaha! | I see the resemblance!
>[Kako: Grinding teeth]
>Furuhata Ninzaburo, huh...(note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furuhata_Ninzabur%C5%8D 古畑任三郎) I'm not like that! Stop it right now, newbies!
>??? #1: Speaking of which, those daily errands or whatever....uhh....
>??? #1: Isn't it better if you go?
>??? #1: Grind some levels and then get back to us.
>Kako: ...these fuckers....
>??? #1: But maybe I could catch the snapping turtles that are growing around the Naval District?
>Kako: What is that? Some kind of limited Inbanuma daily quest? | Stop fucking around and head over to exercises!
>??? #2: If it comes to catching things, isn't Hiei all enthusiastic about it?
>[??? #1: nom nom nom]
>??? #1: If that girl eats one of these she's going to attack Kongou again.
>[* It looks kind of tasty, but it's really dangerous]
>Kako: Stop eating.
>Kako: When you're done playing, could you hurry over to Fleet Exercises?
>??? #1: my spirits are rising?
>[shi shi shi shi (note: sound effect, don't know what it indicates)]
>Kako: Okay, now stay like that into the night battle.
>??? #1: Speaking of which, why aren't you going? | You sick or summat?
>Kako: [Teeth grinding]
>Kako: So noisy....The Admiral didn't plan for me to go!
>[*Bursting into tears]
>Kako: I'm done! I'm so done! Let's resign, Furutaka! From this batshit Naval District!
>Kako: Let's get out of here! Let's find somewhere we can live out our lives together peacefully, the two of us!
>Kako: BRUTUSSS!! (note: that's what it said in Japanese, but the chinese translator went with TRAITOR. You could go with Et tu, Brute too)
>Kako: I can't do this on my own!!
>??? #2: So noisy....
>??? #1: Ah, by the way....
>??? #1: Who are you?
>??? #2: Ohhh! So I didn't say!
>Kako: You've been together for two weeks and you haven't figured out who the other person is! It's a goddamn christmas miracle!
>??? #2: This one is Tone. (note: Tone's unique way of speaking)
>??? #2/Tone: And you are?
>Kako: You don't know either?!
>??? #1: This one is Nagato.
>Kako: That's not right....That's quite a funny pose.
>Nagato: Well, either way, since it's.....uhh.... | Propagundams, so....uh, we're not going.
>Kako: It's Propaganda.
>Kako: Now stop dragging this out. You're going to have a bad effect on the destroyers. So...could you please come out?
>Nagato: This is Sarugetchu! (note: catching monkeys, サルゲッチュ)
>Kako: Are you trying to say Sabotage?
>Tone: Hold on! | Sabotage isn't good! That's an unjustified act devoid of forethought!
>Kako: COming from you?
>Nagato: How about Robocop?
>Tone: That's really cool!
>Kako: Are you planning to paint your face? (note: isn't that Commando?) | I'm guessing what you're trying to say is Boycott.
>Nagato: In that case.... "我愛你"
>Kako: Hold on! Eh! Is this a protest? Does this count as protest?!
>Tone: A love confession?!
>[Nagato: (singing) Is a useless dog called a trash hound? (note: I don't know)]
>Kako: As expected, you guys aren't going to go no matter what I say....
>Kako: And in the end the only person Ooyodo will scold is me--
>[Ooyodo: So Kako is that unreliable...]
>Tone: That won't do....So if pushing can't come to shove, why not pull?
>Tone: What if it's your turn?
>Kako: What are you doing?!
>Kako: This isn't right?! This doesn't change anything!
>[Kako: It's coming off!]
>Nagato: Well, come, come.
>Tone: Isn't it great, though~? Come along, Mr. Official~
>Kako: No thanks, I don't want to bathe! Hold on...are there more of you in there?! | Scary!
>Yamashiro: Let's all become fortunate together!
>Goya: I don't want to go to Orel ever again!
>Kako: Help me!
And then to the second half, which is less confusing but pretty boring
>Atago: Maya! Choukai! Congratulations on your Kai II!!
>[Atago: Pan Paka Pannnn--!]
>Atago: To celebrate, we're treating you guys to a hot spring/onsen trip! >Takao: Congratulations, guys?
>[Maya: Excited x2]
>Maya: Th...thank you, Nee-sans!]
>Maya: Speaking of which, what kind of warfare is an onsen? (note: the sen 泉in onsen 温泉 can be read as the sen 戰 in sento 戰鬥, warfare. Onsen could thus be read as 温戰, a hot battle.)
>[Maya: You've got my blood boilin'!]
>[Choukai: Maya...did you make a mistake...?]
>Atago: A "sento" is an open-air hot spring? (note: this sento, "錢湯," means hot spring, unlike the sento noted earlier)
>Takao: [Rather than a treat....]
>Takao: [I'm pretty sure Atago just wants to go...]
[Takao Class Hot Springs]
>Choukai: Ahh....open-air hot springs are so great~
>Choukai: The sacred power of this great land...cleansing remedies removing my seals... (note: I don't know whether this is some ancient poem or some chuuni shit)
>Choukai: Tonight...the seal shall be removed....
>Maya: When did you suddenly get so deep?
>Maya: How's the hot water, Choukai?
>Choukai: the hot springs water is wonderful!
>Maya: Hot, hot, hot!
>Maya: How do you seem so unfazed? (literally: How is your face so unchanged in this temperature?)
>[Maya: That some kinda mask?]
>Aoba: Too naive!
>Aoba: What does Kuma plan to do this time?
>Kuma: I'm going to put on a suit and prank 'em good, Kuma!
>[Choukai: This hot spring is quite wonderful.]
>Aoba: Well then, I shall capture their embarassing expressions as they react to the Kuma shock! >Aoba: H...how much will they go for?
>Kuma: That's quite a scary expression Aoba has there, Kuma.
>[By the way, this is a crime.]
>Choukai: Ah...so scary....
>[Choukai: That bear was so scary, right--]
>Aoba: To be able to immediately recognize it as a fake bear and then to kick it with the power of a Heavy Cruiser....what a scary person! [That was deliberate!]
>[Maya: Oh hey, Aoba, fancy running into you here!]
>[Maya: there's a lot of steam here.]
>Maya: Couldn't you take your glasses off in the hot springs, at least?
>Choukai: Hmm....honestly, my vision's fine, so I don't even need my glasses....
>Choukai: These are plain glasses!
>[Choukai: It's just to build a character~]
>[Choukai: I'm quite fond of them.]
>Maya: Eh?! They're fake?!
>Atago: So, how about it? Could you hang towels on Choukai's rigging? [ufufu]
>[Choukai: I think they're dry now.]
>Atago: Ara ara? Is Maya using her rigging to hang dried persimmons?
>[Maya: They're real tasty~]
>Atago: You can hang so much on those Kai II riggings~
>[Atago: Let's drink a little more!]
>Takao: We finally get to go to a hot spring, and then Atago gets herself too shitfaced to bathe....really...
And that's it. Enjoy the last few hours of Christmas.
this thread is only for Kaga and her friends
thanks for the trans and merry christmas to you too
just a fan of the artist
beating shipgirls should be punishable by firing squad
I want to kidnap those monsters and fill them with pleasure.
*Abyssals a cute
>Not bullying your shipgirls
What a faggot.
American ships prefer more diplomatic methods.
that's an oddly arousing combination
What if they made S2 and had everyone be lolis?
Plenty of hugs and kisses for the pudding.
Then my dick.
She's gotten a bit better about that since then.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Will Iowa appear in the kANCollE anime or movie?
>Killing off Atago so Takao can fuck some shota
Stupidest shit I've read and I've been following doujins for over 15 years.
WHY always with the fucking shota? Why waste the voluptuous young woman on a little boy when what she needs is a MAN, and I am that man?!
>Kaga cum ass rape 4.jpg
You can't rape the willing, and Kaga is always willing for anyone! Even dirty old men!
Shhh, you'll hurt the EOPs feelings, telling them that the translations are shit! Let them live in blissful ignorance.
Translating Japanese is tough! Iowa would appreciate the effort.
pick a slut
So by mod's standards
Not to mention the half dozen Code Geass thread that have literally nothing to talk about and the dozen Christmas threads dedicated to one girl. These are all ok by mods but not one KanColle thread with translations. GG, mods.
Not shown: Kaga having sex with dirty old men for money.
I still love her but I don't spam her like a retard like Kagafags or Iowa autists.
Iowautists only show up to bully Kagafags, which makes them okay in my book.
check the monster monsu thread, Precure thread,
and I think dragonball super thread
these were targeted for a while, not sure if they get hit with deletions.
Also I'm waiting for the day CC storm happens, its going to be interesting to see how mods react to it.
I rather keep her to myself.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is your desire to bone this shigu?
Why me? What did I do?
Man, these Nendoroids are great! Ordered Prinz figma and Hoppou nendo too. Who else's buying 2017 calendar?
Nice thread btw, guess I'll translate something too. Please choose from below
7th squadron destroyers's summer vacation
Everyday at the carrier dorm
Our Seafaring Training
Yamashiro pyon pyon
Must forget your first time
Kaga is a HUGE slut, but Saratoga is pure like her fellow American Iowa!
It's a Kinu chapter
I have Mutsuki prize figure too
I think they're cute though. I'll wait and see how Prinz figma is tomorrow
More deletion? Haven't read the thread yet but I see translations and typesettings
Who is the artist?
Kinu and Yahagi chapters looked good. There was someone trying to get those weird fake TLs deleted by spamming, which never works.
Didn't like the Prinz figma myself, something about her face.
fake translation got replied a shitload of times. It was the only time a kancolle thread was good
Devs shouldn't force her to draw kanmusu then.
What were they thinking.
Protect Yamakaze at all cost!
Headpat and hold her hands so often and long as possible
I don't dislike Colgate but yeah, her and specially Mizuho don't look that good compared to some bosses by the same artist.
But at least she wasn't as forgettable as Asakaze.
How about this chapter?
It's "7th squadron destroyers's summer vacation"
It gets deleted, so you just do it again? WE have a genius over here.
Her smile is worth winning wars
Takao gets lots of porn anyways, not just shota.
Will steer clear of such shit in future translating endeavours!
>They're all giants
Makes so much sense now.
Refrain is a shit translator anyways
You mean it's different than it usually is?
Those who already know japanese don't give two shits about his terrible translations, in fact they're kind of hilarious.
Beautiful German engineering
It's a well known fact that most manga scanlations / fansubs are either
japanese -> chinese -> english
japanese -> english (as a second language)
but I guess if all you ever eat is shit, you won't notice the taste of it after a while.